The evening world. Newspaper, January 18, 1905, Page 12

.Man H ‘the Thousandth ein New York. eald The Clgar Btore Man, “that Jerome has ‘Closed all the gambling- Mp! Help!” cried The Man f Up, “I suppose that when a ints to exercise his money WHI have to go into the base- # & tekery and promote cock- Maybe the gamblers to go to work—I don’t thing to see how a / detectives hammer down a pull & pool-room, with a Rene) ‘3 from the cl acl the make ‘Honest Doha’ some of his old tables ind promise to close his “But they overlook the only ‘Kelly couldn't beat—Wwall Temember the time that ment for- guessing the move- im stocks in lower Broadway, cleaned him yo properly looked lke a soup a Kennel. his! 1 @bout the thousandth tfme has been stopped in ++. By Martin Green.... ¢ ea by the Press Publishing Company, No, 6 to 68 Park Row, New York. Jat the Post-OMice at New York as Hecond-Class Mall Matter. {NO, 18,886 igher Up. ¥ }in the absence of reliable statistics I {am unable to say how many build- {ings there are in town available for | Sambling purposes, but there must |be over sixty-three or seventy-two, |Gamblers are good pay on the rent | Proposition, and to chase them out |of one place is simply to chase them jinto another. You don't have to {stand out in front of the door of a |gambling-house ringing a bell and }waving @ banner, Gambling {s one line of business that requires no ad- \vertising and flourishes under cover,” “They'll stop gambling some time |fn New York,” asserted the Cigar- |Store Man, “Yes,” sald The Man Higher Up, “and something else will happen the same day—the end of the world,” —{—s \ A Bug Without Eyes ARVELLOUS are the lives of M creatures condemned to live al- ways in darkness ag black as night, One of these creatures is a very rare specimen, and {s styled the cavern dettle. It was first discovered some seventy years ago in an Austrian cave, the grotto of Adelsberg, One epecimen Only wes caught, and, though its dis- coverer offered a prize of £5 for an- other, it was fourteen years before a second wis found, Brought out from tts gloomy haunts into the light of the Bun, it dieg almost immediately, The sunlight eeems to wither and shrivel up theso Insects, just ae though they had been placed. in front of @ hot fire, Yet, in spite of this fact, it ls known that 01 t, but the gamblers go right illing down their percentage. ‘ge N @ breach of promise sult now being tried in [Syracuse love » let- tors from a middle- aged business man to,” tanctnating willow conveyed ba @post 90 many mil- Hon digs and wovee ond. of his life and Methuselah, In solution of the it necessary for paaviel cbeen one divorce “ trial in’ the ‘that has not given sentimental ‘foolish- men and women; mand yet in all that ‘not been one ‘letter lion Kisses by Post. -Nixola Greeley-Smith, {jaa well? And df wo must eend kisses, the blind cave creatures are deecended from others which originally lived in thé lhe of day, marks a6 well as kiseos ate cheap, and to be lesa lavish were Abbe hina in her eyes, + But why will people write love letters, unyhow?, ‘The middle-aged merchant ‘Who forme our text employed the Indy of his heart ne cashier. He saw her all Gay, and there was therefore not the least shadow of excuse for writing to her, And yet he found it necessary to pour out bis soul in burning love let- tera, forty-two of which he has already had the pleasure of hearing read aloud by the falr recipient in court. Of course, if We must write love letters, and in nome cases-—your: own, for instance—it really docs seem essential, we might as well make up our minds to throw dis- cretion to the winds. But why throw ob | The Evening World int Here Every Day: .an Editorial on Some Important Popular Need £ »s The Parasites and the People! N tropical countries, where nature is most luxuriant, the only vege. tation would be trees of enormous size were it not for the pres- gradually destroy their foster mothers, The process of destruction is reciprocal, The parasitical vines, having an instinct instead of intelligence, do not know that when the’ tree dies they will die too, Their existence departs with"Yheir destruction of the objects upon which they feed, * Ath 3 wars .Parasitical men have this difference from parasitical vines, that before completely sucking dry one stipply they endeavor to leave the wreck and to fasten upon something else: The Brooklyn Rapid Transit Company absorbs for twenty- four hours a day the nickels of the people Of Brooklyn, but it con. tinues to grow more and more scraggy, dejected and Jacking in pride or self-respect. It produces no revenue for its stockholders, Its stock has never paid a dividend. There are no new cars, new improvements or better accommodations to show for the millions of dol. lars that annually find their way from the people’s pockets to its treasury. The more it ab- sorbs the .worse it gets. _ Besides carrying passengers the Brooklyn Rapid Transit carries express and freight. Latterly it has begun to carry ashes and garbage. rv . Somebody makes money out of all this. The nickels of the public go somewhere. The express charges go, somewhere, The 55 cents a load for ashes goes somewhere. Who gets the nickels, the express charges and the 55 cents? The little stockholders who, are not let in‘on the stock speculations and outside per- quisites are as bad off as the passengers, _' Who sucks dry the»B. R. T, treasury, and what is the remedy? The stockholders should be interested as much as the public in getting rid of the parasites. Hicieilebinieded ot Woman's First Thought Is Man ¥ ¥ # # And Then, Even in Her Hour of Greatest Need, She Will Turn Upon and: Humiliate Him aense, grammar and the rules of spelling end them not with cross-marks, which dave & humiliating resemblance to the hieroglyphic that the:law recognizes as taking the place of a signature among the unlettered, but in tender words, And no matter how generous our disposl- (ions, don't ¢ wa send @ billion, for'we ‘couldn't possibly make good, — Kerosene. |W housekeepesrs realize the cloans- ing properties of kerosene. A few drops added to the water in clean. {ng mirrors and windows will give them & fine lustre, Applied clear with a soft rag it will remove rust from hickel and fron, dirt from painted surfaces. and stains from porcelaln-lined sinks gnq bathtubs, It is sure death to bedbugs and other insets, and added to. the water in which clothes are boiled in proportion of a tablespoonful to a bucket of water, will make the clothes beautifully white and greatly lessen the lwbora of ‘wash day. It ts fine for cleaning the sewing-maghine, re- moving all that gummy, sticky sub- statice which 18 such an annoyance, though the machine must be thor- Oughly olled after using it, as kerosene sant to‘formulate words Who wouldn't give ‘Aeiabes. on paper? Cross. at Edinburgh recently nh were drowned of weating long torma, ever alts down, half-dozen summerd he has lived upright life, ever ready to ‘the tall timber if Satun ap- pon an ingeniously con- Chest i | AAS : aid On the Side. a ol Ung heads with which to decorate then {9 not lubricant. A little ker say” a tal ful tow galion. ot strong soapsuds, sprinkled on the rose- Keep dlieln free trom innevta, “os tl structed frame, eats from a high sheif’ walks when he goes to town, and never’ tides in street cars or steam cars, H eg not uttend the theatre, and ‘when 0 church stands up, f may be even there, rare Hindi In France they have the only profes- sional woman bookmaker in the world, Bho is of English birth and she lives at Chantilly. For thirty years she has been making book, und her knowledge of racthg |8 80 complete that she has made | yaa dering Buccess crowned her efforts ‘om the start, and at the end of t firs ale ie campaign ie | 8 The Afrlean explorer, Shillings, ha brought to Berlin an extraordinar Interesting #eries of photographs of wild Hebbetlelbierrrbrbblelbtdebbebiebhierrbrhbrtthribrrherk | What a Lose! animals taken by themselves, His method was to attach to a piece of meat | & string, which, on being touched, | brought on m flashlight exposure, Leste | ards, hyenas, long, apes, zebras and other animals were thus ‘taken In the | moat diverse attitudes, A wnan hopelessly lost in the bush in| South Australia, after wandering ab for four days, came across the graph line between Adelaide and Port Darwin, He had not the strength to go further, but managed to climb a pole and cut the wire, He then made him. 4 comfortable as possible and walt The telegraph repairers were sent the line, and they came to the derer In time to save his life, cee ‘The headshitnting Igorrotes of 1 Whom Unele Sam has almost bi of thin bad habit, are not the only | favages In the world who delight ir collecting specimens of the heads of | thelr enemies, ‘The head-hunters of the “reat teland of }erneo are so given | 10 the practice that, so far, lug been able to make. them give it up, nd villages will make war on each ther for the ovpross purpose of ge.- \ Npartor the firat year we were mar- ence of parasitical vines which climb up the tree trunks and): . tell the truth?” i; | away off in the wilds of bleeding Kan- has joined ers, Mr, Nagg} 1 Words Clip and the Ladies’ Peace Congress, but what do you belong to? Nothing! Ah, Mr, Nagg, a man that has hg human sythpathy, Royle McCardell who does not care to meet hin fellow-men in fraternal fel- lowahip has a cankered mind! All you care for {9 to go to some club you be- Jot of disal- pated roundérs ai und drinking mineral, water and playing chess! “The Jolly Pattbearete do 90 much ‘ood in the slums, They go downtown wher the poor are and spend their money, and one of thélt young men has een accused of something of which is Innocent and they are. rateing a fenge! fund for him, J don't know what it is, but I only know that it 1s a shame to accuse any of Brother Willie's friends of anything. They would like to have the use of the house for next Wednes- day night, and they would prefer it you would not be here, as you might inter- fere with their boylsh play. You had Invited Col, Winkinson to come to the houge Wednesday night, you say? “Ten't that just Ike @. selfish man who never thinks of apy ‘One else's en- Joyment but his own? “Here, Col. Wilkinson’ hasn't been out of his horrid bachelor apartments all winter, pretending he- was? ti}, and on the very night when my poor dear iittle, broth¢r has an evening to enter: tain. a few ‘young soclety “men—for there 1g no use to sneer at the Jolly Pallbearers simply because they were e By Roy L. McCardell..., “Biri The Jolly Pallbear- belong to the Kind me take fig mn saree tor me 69 ey won't spoil trem — Wedngstag, nlght. i “Dut I suppose you won't even. that. Some men exe handy aro the house and are @ help to thelr wives Amanda Gassaway's husband may have Spent all hor money and then f away to look for work, but # man you never saw around the house He hardly ever went out exodpt a8 night, and he. hi Position, alwa: home chop suey, ‘and wouldn't touch it, and so he wseq to have to eat it all, but It showed his heart was in the it place, “Dovyou ever come home with « palt | of chop suey? No, you never do, and you know’how fond of {t Brother Wut ie, He tries to convert. the Chinamen;’ too, Many a dollar I' have given King to give to them ‘to come to Sundays school, They never come,’ but Brother Willle doesn't give up/hope. ‘He isd ‘anxious to’get them to go to Sundays, school, although he can't @o himself, for he gets nervous headaches in an places, 3 Wille? He is 80 anxious to get to work, He wants to be @ capitalist and all he,needs 1s capital, If he could only get a lot of money he would.be wealthy ” and I, would peees need to want fos. anything, } Hisahn “He is 90 ambitious, but you don't care, All you think of ts to make him ardrudge, Every time I speak to you | about him you wet angry, You'ate fond enough of your alster's son, just te nause he js a mealy-faced boy, who only thinks of working you for what he can get out of you,’ That's the reason he pretends he doesn't want any money. ‘ | and never missesn day from where he | works, But Brother Willie, who ie only twenty-six; Is abeve such things! » “You say your nephew is @ ,fine, | ymart boy? Oh, please, don't commence }to talk about other people You are always praising your relatives and sticking up for them: If 1 ever saida, word In favor of Brother Willie or any ‘other of my relatives you would soom* | stop me, and you should be #0 gled | that Brother, Wille ls a member of the _ [sony Pallbearers!” e Sees unjustly accused pf beating a polices man—here, on this night, you and Co). Wilkinson come forward to Bpoll thelr enjoymen}! “ET have no use for that man; he is as bad as your other friend, Dashing Jack Lewis, 1 will not entertain either of thom! “They are quiet enough around this house, benause they are hypocrites, ‘The Jolly Pallbearers are a little bois- terous, but boys will be boys, and you ‘The Fema By Alic 667 TS no use,” complained the Pos- I simist. “What's no use?” asked the Amateur Philosopher, “Trying to e&cape your friends.” "Oh, I've heard all that rave before,” sald the Philosopher, “Yes, but you haven't heard {t all!” exploded the Pessimist. ‘There is no end to the refined tortures your friends can subject you to, You think the omy way friends can drive you to the verge of nervous prostration ts to come flocking out of the eWst and roost on your Harlem family board, but listen to me-tIt Isn't, h “The female friend can get you into more trouble at long distance than you can imagine." I “Why, what's happened to you?" “Nothing more than what happens to every mortal who manages to shake the dust of his native village, etree from his shoes, I've succeeded In gety ting Into print!’ “Indeed, hoW lovely!" sald the Phil; cal eh? Well, it doesn’t strike me that wa “I tell you, women ougm to be sup- pressed, Why, they haven't any idea my, but It's awful,” groaned the Pessl- mist," “Here I've written a personal and foolishly gurgling letter back’ to one of my vhildhvod’s happy days friends, and what do you think has happened “Whyv It's ‘played up in the Dally Ba. bera to New .York,” “Well, what do you care? Didn't you "Of course I did. That's just the trouble,” There are lots of things’ you will confide to your friends who live gas that wouldn't make a hit with your Immediate circle of friends in gay> Manhattan, ent There are eograph- ROM Germany comes @ very pretty F chinaware novelty jn the shape of little saucepans of brown crockery, for baking casserolds, six or a dozen make up @ set, as de- sired, Casseroles, as every one knows, ure the tiny moulds of rice or other paste whieh have lately become so popular) for the serving of entrees, You may purchase the moulds at almost any gro-| cery store and fill them with whatever dainty morsel you . choose—oysters browned, lobster a la Newburg or other palatable between-course, The Iittle pots are brought out of the oven steam: | ing hot and placed in the rack, from which they are served Individually to} the guests by the maid, A dish of the of the common laws of confidence, Oh,| zoo In glowing headiines and copied In | & metropolitan paper and sent back! foal conditlons to be taken Into con- | Caseerolés. |i Either| le Friend, e Rohe. sideration in all things, Oh, these boome erangs! ¢ } “A letter In the hands of a woman {# @ dangcrous thing, : “And’ listen unto me, my boy, Whate jéver you do, don't write letters home; | Don't do It, I'say, unless you want wo be fentur:d In'a weekly Clarton and | have all of your scandalous experiences | Played up ilke national events of worse | wide Iniportance, | "For you couldn't conyince anybody | living in a town of under 10,000 Inbabl- | tants that the letters were not composed | Under great Hterary, stress for the exe | Prees purpose of appearing Jn the Basco, | “Women have a manta of showing lot | texs, ‘They van't kewp, a letter. any more than they,can a confstence, I don't. know, why they. want to force thofr nunsonal correspondence upon an acting world, but they do. a woman gets a love letter she 3a U rost unill everybody in her’ circle of acquaintance has read it, Of course, Bhe makes every one promise not to tell, but. thats only part of the game, “She don't have her love letters printed In the papers because*they won't stand for It; but, bear In mind, my boy, there fre other troubles besides breach of Promise eulls that can come from writing to women,”’ “Well, what can you/do about 2?" “Nothing, That's the worst of it £ tell you, there Is no escape from your friends, and when they happen to be | women it'e a helpless case,” Isn’tlt Awful? ——— | Algernon—It's perfickly sick'nin'! wish to goodness they wouldn't be ale , }eame sort for serving macaroni au gratin is also shown, ways thinkin’ about washin’) us!—Lone don Sketch, | Savings Bank Clerks, square called an elevator have such i | ‘To the Editor of The Evening World: reference over an inclosure one hun: | | | Ts it not time that savings banks re called “a department | } should get clerks who are active? It)’ ye clay aton brononitlon took two ours te make a deposit re- cently and much time was lost to! tu any public building of waacever size? working people. I frequently have been Jd, 0 {‘n tine at a business bank, and no ‘The Superiluonn Dow. such time in proportion was ever con- lo, ihe ggiior of The Kvenine World { sumed. A DEPOSITOR, We picked a dog up from the xtroety Yen, on avery cold day, He was half starved To the BAltor of The Evening World: and almost frozen, We have no se Can a iytary public legally marry a for the dog. Weonly did it for charity's couple in the clty of New York? sake, We telephoned to the Society fu | GR. E. | the Prevention of Cruelty to Antinale Tie Gent and His Hat, Jand they told us they would cali the| Yo the Editor of The Evening World: same day, This was on Jan, 3 Lwh, In your answer to-day under head of| But they didn't come, so we rang up “Elevator and Car Queries” you tell A.| again on Jan, 5, but they took no jieed that a gentleman should always of It. We called up twice on Jan, 7. “Ma, did vou marry pa for iote | "move bis hat on entering an elevator | sii4 ‘he would call ehed se Wan guint “Edit. But 1 didn't know It at the) Wherelm ladies are aleo present. Will! and ready, We tried to scare them me. I thought he was a rich man,” 0 Kindly (ell us if a geptieman should| by telling them we would report th “Wasn't he?" em iso remove his hat on entering a de-|'0 the Mayor or to yuur paper, Now, ariment atore when ladies are prevent?,| “at can we 99.48, i ESCHRY ; y ‘There goes my pipe! ret why finae tha Jnalneuse ale tas ie HK Wifteenth atroat Fi How untae ign ctdiagoesesii fietan. q AN tl ad Maida a 8 is ARAN ale ia, ~ | | Eat Your Food Raw. (Copyrot, 1905, Planet .Pub. Co.) ate a rawmeal of Blue Points, We suf teethy You cannot crack a filbert, backt Get down tothe RAW! Get there We note that Prof. St: Nicholas: Bubb, oft the Northwestern University, advocates the eating of raw food, | Bubb is right, If the COMMON PEOPLE will follow his advice and ours we will do away with (h: two GREATEST TRUSTS on EARTH—the COAL Trust and the COOK Trust, OUR COOK left us on Saturday because she was asked to WORK, We ered no Inconveriznce, The horse eats raw grain and hasa BIGGER PULL than man. The lion can lift an elephant, » He eats RAW MEAT! The cave-dweller--primitive man—could crack a marrow bone with his HE ate raw meat! Cooks and coal have made mankind weak, Let us get our STRENGTH to-morrow! Wa fh “What are you going to do for Brother, Ve a)