The evening world. Newspaper, January 10, 1905, Page 12

The The Evening Worl. an £ditorial on Sane Important Popular Need a |“v’s @ grand thing to know,” chuck-| Grand Effect, ¢ I O O ears ore O led Molntyre at the close of the last f py ie ote jlesson, “With so many snealt thieves Bim Now eo». By Martin Green.... Tnteresting as chuck adages from him are, he would have to hang the @, R. 0, sign out if he would only fecture on how to ‘build up a bus- iness by obtaining rebates from Contempla gel slate a HE pale, elegant gentleman whose portrait appears herewith is\io serosa nerseit, it's true 1 taught Mm ofthis guard," 19 one of the but It Doesn't How to Annex Long Green. Mr. E. H. Harriman, Mr. Harriman has met the Supreme you have alamentably unsportsmanitke |On the Shades of the Samural to ‘ald Fig ee ARMY ae Court of the United States on several recent occasions and has over you snoot it there's « bare chance] Ward: Ae that Mr, Rockefeller is a believer ‘in ‘ bathing. Even people who are con- etitutlonally opposed to getting wet all over can follow his advice and slap themselves on the back ‘with a damp towel rubbed with galt, But he could make the management of Medison Square Garden wish the place had rubber walls if he ‘would deliver a lecture at $5 a head on how been declared out of order, He is therefore deservedly prominent injéom puter happened to tana on him, | ie iat one ay Bagg the affairs of the nation, : We note him, however, in his more modest position of a director ree ect tie Ow About leavin oer. noel and bore backward With felt in the Brooklyn Rapid Transit Company. Perhaps the practice he has had in defying the laws of the country gives him a peculiar fitness for the) tri "es manine, to = darkwome |nand and drove ner white tnedrtigg geo” wald The Cigar Btore Man, “that John D. Rocke- feller advises his son's Bible class ‘to pass up ice qwoter and chew beefsteak ‘swallowing {t in chunks.” very well,” remarked The (Higher Up. “Fine for John D, certainly kind for‘a man worth ight car full of militons to tell r men how to insert beef- tato their systems, but It ‘add much to the happiness ht cf the world if he would few lines of guidance on how place, even if it has kept him too busytoattendtohisduties, Mr. Harrin in ye"toce ana: ares seintyre:apea cated manoeuvre took ene WORLe lesnrabiip'gad vexsmenatty man’s presence in the board is vaguely described as ‘‘the representative |ince tora. ‘the door was tons in open: |W? othe round. hovitne (et tg applied, playa a large part in Mr, Rockefeller’s rules for health. has also played o large part in in- ducing the obese condition ‘of Mr, Rockefeller’s bankroll, Intense ex- sitement would be created throughout the world by the announcement of a discourse by Mr. ‘Rockefeller upon ‘Nhe Hygiene of Dividends,’” “Tt John D. told us how we could all make money?” ventured The of large interests.” He has among his colleagues Mr. R. Somers} pehina tne xey was unused to the look igen blade Hayes, who represents some Standard Oil ‘‘interests,” Mr. Anson R, | mauing any note. ae ee the food of Hight trom outside Flower, who represents the “Flower” interests, and Mr. H. C, Du Vall | intyre, ‘This surely wae not her huss| pn iho head of a screaming and pros been a ‘focder in restaur who looks out for the Vanderbilt “interests.” Half a dozen other respectable gentlemen, NOt| had gone too tar to retreat. Spellbound | yartoueise” ‘for a good many years and, an it may seem, I have 4 thet there ie almost @ univer- upon the part of .per- to chew their food, , Rooketeller’s observa- : { ” including Mr, Anthony N. Brady, represent half a dozen other ‘interests. tall frre wae shouted again she | Mi Se aa inet Indeed, every ‘‘interest’’ seems to be represented except the interests of the people of| Minis ‘tire te, ih broke nko ® torrent of uate The door allently cloned andthe tn) rie eee ainister,” he growled to ; Brooklyn who own the streets and upon whose good will is piled some two hundred millions of] tuter had enteret the Mcintyre tat | arg, nfotntyre, between ple, fon f issued or authorized securities, How long can this colossal gas bag be kept afloat? How long can its amazing financial] yencea on her, with one arm otretohed| “But Stra, McIntyre operations be upheld? A few hundred rickety cars, a “We (might for a while,” agreed The Man Higher Up, “but he would frame up a new system and take it all away from us.” been confined to a realm pelety in which people eat as whi ‘they were putting in coal. An Art Suggestion. ‘it Comes from Mr. Bird Coler. few hundred miles of half-worn wire, a jolting lot of rails, some over-burdened power\houses, and a bunch of. leases from real owners, These are its actual assets. But the asset upon which the millions are piled and are still piling is the franchise) sts women's voice een ene cart tor tharanivee Soe nent to her late boss, Mr. ; sitet 4 ‘ i > bu" Salty granted by the community, for which it is entitled in return to honest and efficient management, |Amate, PMiseorher, “Whate inci ereen out, my boy, for! the | ty under his thumb most of Le tina ony yore, decent and rapid transit. It is getting neither. The financial plans of this wicked and lawless}jen to keep thelr mouthe shut? ‘They [Ser She'll get you tnto trouble eure The McIntyre Flat.'! By Albert Payson Terhune.: A JAPANESE acquaintance whose —_—_. ek! Print Here Every Day hame sounded ike two Ruslan es defeats and a curio sale taught| They Learn the Gentle if Mr, Meintyre the eclenco of Jiu-ditsu, | aa Mr. Melntyre, full of geal over his new Art of Jiu-Jiteu and i) accomplishment, taught It to his wite.| Praciice It with” Bhe proved an apt pupil, vA and burglars at large in tits nelghbor-| forth Uireateningly to selxe her, hood every woman who fs left alone in| OF never wus the time to act, the howe all day ought to know how| “Always get the frst grip, f you how to handle a revolver, but as| maxims of tho art of diu-Jiteu. Calling habit of shutting both eyos tight when- | her, Mrs, McIntyre pluckily sprang fore the burglar might mot walt until a ran-| She seized the burglar’s outetre But you've got this Jitsu business down fine, and any man who tackles you) Sudden wrench, Then, keeping the ) will think he's stepped into a hormet’s| With her right hand, she allpped het loft arm under his right, seised) his full strength, using hig oututretehed Pr ‘ arm as a fulcrum, Back-heeling tim at: The short wintry day, In poetle|the same moment, she released hie Tight close, It was time for Mr, McIntyre | into nis carotid artery, The whole come | fn the lock and Mrs, Mcintyre sped} second, The next instant the burglar ~ and writhing In agony from a sprained ing, Tt seemed as though the Man | west, dislocated elbow and a wrenohed and also that he was trying to avoid Mr, Molntyre burst open the front A horrible suspicion assailed Mra. Me- | revealed his gentle spouse aittiag: Armly band's way of opening » door! But whe | Ate MON 1. aeasi she panted, vide aT ‘conquered him single she saw the door open cautiously. A| handed! I'"-— giveness, this hope proved elusive, The flutter Oueh you Pate Pe) ¥ Ae 96 “ my keys any of her white alrt caught the burglars) Fity Instructions to make himself come with eves, Ho started nervously, then ad-| fortable till. arrived, pk D Women’s Secrets. ’ By Alice Rohe. é O* Dut # ts terrible!” groaned, round themselves with the halo of te the Peesimist. “I wish I}mance, You know most women it (aey would never hear the sound| haven't romances of their own will scart secret gullds into operation. “Matter enough. Why can't women|sulleless, impulsive, secret diapén= corporation include a mortgage of $150,000,000 to run until the year 2000 upon the streets Of] ey taik too much and that Hte's made|thing else terrible will happen 40 yee, ‘looked every step of prog- the old Willoughby. street feceived its required rake- Brooklyn owned by the people. The allegation that this figure can cover property Or @qUip~|maive ot tet peostratine connderces| riety easly. ot Com oo MES | ment is too absurd to talk about. ee “Frenzied Finance’? does not describe it. Contemplate further, a hundred years more of such ‘‘ Brooklyn Rapid Transit ’’ as wel (ei, erertnes sore away there's | show aymptome of a divulging spam. have had for the last ten! 0$04OO600000060000 Sprinty Gets a Move on His Dog ¥ ¥; The Tired Old Hunter Suddenly Shows Speed That Amazes His Owner ; f qpailty he wishes to ex- wit ts that of an explorer view tt would he only inolaie Mr, Coler in the mn hes drawn an artistic with for the consideration of, the nh which we present hore-| Municipal Art Commission, tri mony-—Police By. Nixola Greeley-Smith. SCORDING & statement) hie hold et the E £ Eas [ 23 3 E 1-4 gs : mynelf into trouble?” it while the unmarrisi and th & = z ite i i 2 H 3 F : 2 si Ee i 3 : : : F y mould the latter have a su- and equipment for the de- i fl ne ene tender for the frailties of or his knowlodge of human merely #o much more exten- @ a8 to enable him to ferret it out? the cynical perhaps the problem yy sugsest that ancient pleco of wis- Gom embodied in the phrase vetting forth ithe best way to catch a thief, A pertain percentage of criminals ore i F 3 a 33 § =e BE Hi yea a Eee Bs s§ Hi i fH a& 5 : i i i married, and it may be that it takes ‘ome likewise fettered to get, as it were, on to their curves, ij i aE | Then, boo, perhaps tho married patrolman has fewer out- aide interests to distract him trom the Gay's work. Going from his home to this eat, from hie beat to his home, fue may in the case of @ mone too amiable spouse have abundant reasons for preferring a protracted fgsldenco on the streat corner, Whatever the reasons, however, it !s to be hoped that the Patrolmen's Wives’ Association will soon make husbands oft all the peaberory, on the force oe 20 ty’ wame high level of efficiency, h reli H Ha i e I 5 Z ef ef & Bi i i i i Z < s i i & y & i 1 [ geese i i ped i é z ge H | u | @ hideows burden to every one within a It's only @ part of her childish game to ” “And why Go women want to get con-|nfidence and fidential, anyway? They run around |éirlish heart i ; and tell eomething they're really dying “Ten out of twenty men are caught “Frightful finance’’ is better, to have everybody know, but they make|by the game, 90 I tell you to watoh y you cress your heart and hope to die not |@nd sidestep quick when one of the pulsive secret throwers commences, never will get next to the fact*that) enough. If you don't marry her some , F8 ‘ a storm raised that makes a Kansas oy-| “But I really can’t ace why they tell clone look Iike an Arcadian sephyr. thelr secrets if they make @ terrible “Heaven deliver you from the giriish-| fuse after some one gives thom away.” : ly impuletve creature who begins to tell| ‘“Aecrets, indeed,” sald the Peesimish \ you the story of her life before you've “Secreta is a word woman doesn't undeds been introduced five minutes, Of course, | stand. All this love twaddle she pour >| ghe'll tell you {t's because you have| into the ears of her helpless friends {9 guch @ grand, broad and comprehensive | Nothing more nor less than proce work face, #0 inspiring of confidence that she |‘ incite interest fn her, Women just picks you out ea ¢he recipient of her love to talk about themselves and make % | gurgling secrets, but when you size up themselves heroines of romances, and | the rest of the bunoh she hands out the| the worst thing about all this secret y to you will be able to re- business is that you have to pretend te | ‘ op eame story 7 strain your head ¢rom passing outside take it soniously:' , , {tg natural lenite,” “But what can I do i they stard:@p “But wimt makes them tell their ee- tall je thels,eeoretar ated the JRE . er, erets if they don't want them known?’ “Phe only way {s to pretend to throw Ps asked the Amateur Philosopher interent-|.a fit or falnt or start some kind of { edly, “I thought secrets were sacred.” motion and then escape It may J G | rGe, you aid dia you?” sald the Pese-| Instore for you once she gets hold @& imiet sarcastically, ‘Well, there are real | Your ¢ar, \ eecreta and women's sectets, you know.’ = \ The, woman who has something to tell Hucklejee Bread. fe generalty the one you oan count on for keeping It to herself, But the real reason these gurgling, efferveecing creatures bore the life out of you with their confidences te the desire to sur- A MORO LOVE SONG, Shadows dream along Lapak— Siasst, pearl of all the isles! Moon shall come the proa back Of one who hungers for thy smiles, hie Selling up the weary miles, Scariet-hued his sail shall shine— Beariet-hued and fringed with black, ‘As you wove ft, line and line, Long ago on far Lapak, Binssi, O! eweet heart of pearl! From Lapak too|long he bides— Green Lapak, whose waters whirl, ‘Through the Strett of Whispering || ‘Tides, ore ¢he rice the hilt slope hides, ANOPER TING | Madly shall the conch horns play, DON'T DO AGIN |] signalling the boats to furl et © | 1 All their streamers in the bay— % |} Love's call for thee, O heart of peart! Award Barron, in Century Magu- sine, Now see! DATS Hucklejee bread is a game our grand» 4 1 , parents used to play when they were children, The player sat down on & cushion, clasped his hands'ebout his knees, and at a one, two and three rolled over. Tho trick is to sit up again without unclasping the hands, \ RS ‘The ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial E i The gaunt whi'e crt was fighting . the fat gray rat—ve quote the Ine telligent reporter—and the rat was beating the cat, | This was NOT as It SHOULD ba The cat represented CIVILIZATION, + ‘ « The Rat That Bit the Policeman! (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub, Co.) $ |The rat predatory BARBARISM. } The cat should have beaten the rat! | But then the superior adjustments of civilization appeared, A POL! MAN stepped in. He came to the rescue of the cat—blood Is thicker Ban $ 5OOOO4OOOOOOOO- | SS 4 L = tt e r ] fr oO m t h e P e re) y9) l e “S he wa fat gray rat, representing nothing but BRUTE FORCE and cunning) , Macdougal, Ende at)will {t take, If the four faucets are | Greenwich Street, opened at one time, to empty that keg? To the Faltor of The Eyening World: Where does Vandam street begin and To the FAltor of The Evening World: Is Frank James, brother of the bandit, Jesse James (and himself a member of the band), still alive? 1f not, when did Another Water Problem, To the Edltor of The Evening World; Here Is another wator problem for readers to solve; If a keg of w 4 gallons is emptied by one fa S minutes, and by another in 30 min- utes, and by another in 46 minutes, and by a fourth fn ¢0 minutes, how long For Police Station Lodgings To tho Editor of The Evening World: ‘The lodgings once provided in the po- Hee stations throughout the city for idee oa ania ali, did not have the sense to RUN AWAY, shelterless persons (from which they are|take up a free course of the above fig, iRepRalaerataly ce Hten Hees te trade? HERMAN W. He turned on the organized forces of civilization and BIT THE POe them) would shelter hundreds now eut-) Wemad Ala Soolety, 289 Brondway. | 1ICEMAN | fering, Lot the Mayor or Mr. McAdoo | T0 the Bdltor of The Evening World: ry open them (there 1g no unbreakable law| Where can a man apply for legal ald He was soon a DEAD RAT! ag to prevent). Let them, if necessary, |whon he cannot afford a lawyer's bill? ‘ fee th yet them, 1 ses rou Holt hens ¥ This is what happens (o predatory barbarians ANYWHERE when they 4, overcrowulng, . 8. i Ls Now Doro, 8 Lb Saturday, run up against the forces of civilization. Cooper Union, To the Editor of The Evening World: Education and a big stick soon finish predatory barbarians ! To the Béltor of Tho Evening World: 1 was born on the 18th day of Decem- way things are going civilizat SOON become a TRU! Where can a boy alxteen years old,| ber, 182 What day of the week did The way th is going ivilizatton wil Ne * fT, who has ambition to become an artist, that fall on? w.B Then we will have to start backward and BEGIN OVER AGAINI. b 4, Haccldblibiied®. vod aida ox idiot i alas teal