The evening world. Newspaper, January 4, 1905, Page 14

e The Evening World’s wri}; OW OW Published by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New York. i Entered at the Post-Oftice at New York as Second-Clasy Mall Matter, PVOLUME 4B.cccccccccssssssssrsss susssssseserssNO, 18,842 _| 3 Nine Places, SHE,” sald The Cigar Store Man, “that a young million- aire society leader of Chicago & large bull with scarlet nostrils 0 the dining-room of his home » Made an after-dinner speech Its back to seventy-five guests.” if Harry Lehr doesn't ejaculate, ing!’ he'll miss a cue,” remarked Man Higher Up. “With one fell p he has been yanked from the ton of leader of ‘high society of United States and put four nts down by @ youth never heard before outside the Auditorium nex, It is a sad blow to the Four or Mr. Lehr to ride a Plymouth or Cochin China bull into Mra, ‘ be mere {mitation, and, be- table bull. You can get the bull New York without dimculty, Mi Hall, contemptuous- ly, after he had thundered: through several pages of ‘tronhato verse, But he need not heve }been #0 contemp- vi uous. For bluster- jing was the best thing he could do— as it is, from @ of bluM@ng, and if you can fully you can do every- Or rather, you need not do recipes, in one of ingredient 1s aggressive & Immediately effective, but there m0 it that the silent bluff pays the long run, ‘Formula for ether ts very sim the first, make noise, more note Mote of anybody, And rush, ‘be that there fe nothing to amy nolse about. So much the ri "The fact that you are making st same will convince other peo- adhere really 1s something that | hat Chicago Bull- Harry Lehr in About ‘he Man Higher Up. ¥ »+++ By Martin Green.... but real bulls are scarce; whereas in Chicago all you have to do is walk down to the stock yards and take your pick, Mr. Lehr seems to be up against it. “Some people I heard talking about it last night made a few suggestions, that are tossed to him cheerfully, One of them suggested that Mr. Lehr engage a hérd of performing seals and utilize them at a dinner to the leaders of society instead of conver-~ sation. The innovation would be a relief to the walters. Another sug- gested that Mr. Lehr drive into the dintng-room {n an open-faced cab. Here he would have Chicago lashed to the mast. You can't find a han- som cab in Chicago with a search warrant, The most impossible sug- gestion I heard was that Mr, Lehr should go to a dinner in the usual correct attire and eay nothing all evening.” ‘Why do society people pull off these monkey and animal annexes to their meals?” asked The Cigar Store Ye dining-room during a dinner | ™!. “They think it's funny,” replied it4e doubtful it he could secure |The Man Hee op aeons. clate with the same people all the time." ow To Be a Bluff ¥ By Nixola Greeley-Smith. 66 MLL, "ts | tt took your euperior penetration to dis- well that] cover, Perhaps there 1s nothing to rush about, In that case, the anawer le easy—rush more thah ever, ; It despite the nolse and the rushing| @ you still fall to attract attention, throw | @ a fit, It may be regarded as a slight | % error due to excessive zeal, but even 00, | ¢ it will pay. 'Phis, che first bluff, may be called the| 3 bluff of enthusiasm, Ite results are} ¢ more immediate, but less permanent than those obtained by the second bluff,| ¢ that of grave, ponderous silence, ‘We all recal| the annual Sunday- school processions which we took part in or at least witnessed in our childhood! © Gays, And we remember therefore that} % wolemn personification of ‘dignity and) @ silence, the Httle boy who carried the banner, If you want to be a bluff of the seo- ond and mure lasting kind, observe this littge boy, study him, imitate hi ‘Watch how the teachers smile approv- ingly at him, the parents beam with] ¢ pride and appreciation, the crowd ap-| @ plauds, Ami make up your mind thet) ¥ in whatever employment you happen to} © be you will wear that serene air of min- led exaltation and humility; in other words, that you will be the little boy| 4 that carries the banner, Perhaps there) 2 is no banner, Are you going to let a| 4 mere detail like that interfere with your! ¢ success? No, indeed; for if you want to} ¢ be a bluff, you will do anything to suc-| coed except work, And there will be other people doing that, people who, from year’s end to year’s end, do the real work of the world, and as @ reault are too tired for erthusiasm, too indifferent to want to} 4 carry the banner, But don't let these people worry you by the Indifference, | $ the chilling cynicism with which they| 6 tegard your performance, You can afford to ignore them, for| 2 yours is the glory and the power and| @ the kingdom of bluff, ‘z) ’ And the Salted Peanuts. mer ‘of The Evening World: it is @ good recipe for salte puts, AGNES THOMAS. ll your peanuts and take off inner Put a tablespoonful of olive of! ited ‘butter in @ pan and add h nuts to cover the surface ughly, Sprinkle with salt and set oferate oven, Stir often to brown When the nuts are brown and they are done, ‘ q Gift Delivery. ‘FAltor of The Bvening World; h ‘ the proper way to send a ‘ears present by ma: roma d or personal? L, T. you send a gift to a person omen’s Questions ~ Answers to Them. niessenger, “John Smith, Jr.’ To the Edltor of Tho Evening World: How shall I address an envelope Mr, John Smith, jr, or John Smith, dr? kK, R, 8. The proper form {s John Smith, jr. din Engaged Girl, To the Wdltor of The Evening World: Jy It proper for a young lady whea she is keeping company with a young man to go out with other young men? A. B.S, If she is engaged to the young man tn question it would be bad form for her to accept attentions from other young men, going to Give up anything year! ie lite} Tive already elven | they are Introd Introduction Queries. | To the Editor of The Evening World: | Js dt proper for a gentleman on be- | {ng Introduced to a lady to shake hands with her, and also when he is Introduced to a gentieman? We 9.2, It 1s not good form to shake hands. o upon being Introc dy herself extends leas the PROOF LACKING, | husbands had more 86 than you, ough to many THE WORLD: “WEDNESD. win’ here every ING WORLD Will (al om some iimportant popular Need The EVEN: day ai Laitor THE BLIGHT ON BROOKLYN! HE history of the Brooklyn Rapid Transit Company has been the history of a crime against the well-being of the community. From the days, a dozen years ago, when the Lewis and Fowler gang, with the aid of Frank A. Barnaby, President of the mur- derous Knickerbocker Steamboat Company, which owned the Gen. Slocum, and Henry S. Ives, first looted the splendid property of the Brooklyn City Railroad Company, to the present moment, its management has been a scandal and its treatment of the people an outrage. In all, three sets of promoters and speculators have worked their will with the lines, shearing the lambs in Wall street, robbing the people of Brooklyn of their streets, trampling upon their rights and teaching them bad manners, It would seem that having no other claims on the corporation the community might at least get decent treatment and decent service, but it is denied both, find legal means of expelling this aggregation of inefficiency and indifference from the public streets. Certainly the privilege of using the streets’ carries with it the compensation of good If this service is not given, the occupant ought to be evicted. It ought to be made to apply to street railroads, The morals of the manipulators have been the morals of Monte Carlo and the Louisiana lottery, The game has been played in Wall Street with marked cards. The chief gambler did not live to enjoy his rake-off and the earlier rascals are either poor or under indictment for later sins. Retribution is doing its duty but not improving the management. are still being dealt; the people of Brooklyn are still being wronged; investors are still being It ought to be possible to This is the rule in everything else, The marked cards It is time to tear the rotten thing open, either to be disinfected or destroyed! Has a New Torture for “Pop” She and Kickums Try to Interest Him in the Sunday World Cut-Outs, WHAT THEY DID; WITH STOESSELS 17 WOULD FALL i} NOW TAKE IT THIS. TO KICKUMS OING TO BEA eal AND RUN AWAY Uving in the same town with yourself It Is the best form to send It by special] @ ‘ ~ Let rare a elk seo Why It should not go to Seventh ave- , 08 Sixth avenue has an “ ready, and the tunnel might Interfere with the solidity of the "Ll." I the two subway lines that are In use now are too far away from the centre new Ine #hould go through Seventh avenue to One Hun- and Fifty-fifth street, and cross the river, and then go through Jerome avenue to the elty I slally In the poorer and crowded Would it not be a good and turid the city proper of these dangerous tanks hem all together on Ltlackwell’ y thus putting an area of water and safety between the crowded population ot Manhattan and these gas tanks? © Brain Wrecker, Ing along a railway at the filled In not less than h deaden the sound f At 9.19 Gono their would not be so many case: 8 a boy, (of nervous prostration, yu train 77 yards in length clock A, M. the train overt = whom It passes ti Yr hand. | far | Otherwise w bow and verbal acknowl. | (he edgment of the Introduction Is all Uiat Population of the Barth, ot The Bvening World is y did Santa Claus and |? UhineWalled Plat-b Tam on the affirm Hate on ithe subsec A Une for Blackwell's Inland, ‘he estimated population o t an 1 find what coun- abolished this mathod of dealing with murderers and other facts To the Folltor of The Rvenine World If the clty cannot make a publle park | men than. wome out of Blackwell's Island there t% an- apartment and flat-houses are evevtod, | Mrs, Thirdtime-Both of my other|The partitions are often so thin that Man, as he and the Man with the Whiskers boarded the aub> way express at Seventy-second atreet, "Yea; Port Arthur fallen at last It's been falling ever since July. That's aix months, Science tells us that a falling body travels sixteen feet the first second; thirty-two the next and''— “Port Arthur must have heen about seventeen miles north of heaven when it started!" surmised the Man with the Whiskers, “If it had been on earth at the start, and had been falling for alx months, by this time It would be in" “Forty-second atreet!!’ yelled the guard, “Port Arthur hae had a terrible time of it!" mused the Cross-Hyed Man. “I've read all the news from the fated fortress for the past six months, Ono day tho fifteen starving survivors would be dining sumptuously on the entries In their Warles, They pro- nounced them ‘entrees,’ and couked them by the heat of exploding shells. ‘The next day the 1b,000,001 inmates ‘of the doomed town were givlig each other ten-course dinners and screaming with Indigestion, One day the parapets mwared with the incessant reports of the Russian guns, The next day they echoed only with undonfirmed reports from Chefoo. An organ-grinder played In the market place in the morning to & group of dancing children, and by evening his music box was requistioned us the Government's official organ, ‘I'he Jap storming parties ran up o standard reading: ‘Any Port in @ Storm! Port Arthur Preferred!’ And'"— "Tt was a gloriously gallant defense!" purred the Man with the Whiskers, “and! — “But not as gtoriously gallant as if OV iia Announced the Cross-Eyed And the Man With Whiskers. | They Diacover That Port Arthur Hae Fallen but Don't Know Just How Far Nor How Heavily. it were twice aa gallantly glotious ieee Wi “But {t was a whole lot gloriously aa" —— is “It only Port Arthur had had ‘the sense to get aboard The Evening Wold Water Wagon on the firat of the year” interrupted the Cross-Eyed Man, fall might have been averted, "Tt wasn't that sort of a fall,” ptt. tested the Man with the Whiskers, “This paper says: ‘The mishaps of the past week had utterly crushed the rison's spirits,’ I never tasted omasl spirits, but ['——— bh “T mado a bet," wistfully sighed the” Cross-Eyed Man, "I bet that Port! | Arthur wouldn't fall before Feb, 16)” “And now you've got to pay? You''— ” | "No, 1 win, on a technicality, T'tam prove ft didn't fall, It was pushed’ Bi the Japs, It"— *) “It I'd been Gen, Stoessel,"’ cried ths Man with the Whiskers, vallantly, “Ta have fought till the ditches were filled with dead heroes and the Japs would "T never did think much of this Noo York peonene observed a from Pompton, N. J.. who had gasing out of the window ever since the beets Petite nein abi One Hume Fred ad Ory a ee SERHUND. The Pessimist’s Growl | By Alice Rohe. “ OW refreshing !» true senti- H ment!" said the Amateur Philosopher, poetically, ‘And how thoroughly does lovely woman ex- Dress It!'* “What's that?” ecreamed the Pessi- mist. “Do you know what you're talk- ing about? Woman and sentiment, in- deed! Did you ever see a woman who knew the meaning of true seitiment?” “Certainly,” sald the Amateur Philoso- her, austerely, “Only an hour ago I saw a handsomely gowned young woman stop on Broadway and pick up % | @ poor, shivering little dog and carry it herself into a store to care for it," “Him! And you call that sentiment? That lady wes probably the newest discovered star from the ranks of the chorus, and her press agent had plant ed that shivering dog there for her ex- presa purpose, If you'll watch thé pa- pers you'll soon see a thrilling account of Miss Maszie De Murphy's touching outbursts of sentiment on Broadway.” “I still maintain that you are wrong,” ® | said the Philosopher. “I know a wom- an who orted for three weeka without stopping because her Japanese spaniel ® | died." “Yes, and if her automobile ran a man down when she was out making a record-breaking run for a wayside re- fectory she wouldn't bat an eye,” “This woman didn't have an automo- bile,” said the Philosopher coolly, “She was not that kind of a girl, thank you.” “Well, then, I'll bet beat her husband or made his life a burden some way, Women generally confine their ‘sentiment’ outside of the Immo- diate home circle,’ “This woman wasn't even married,” corrected the Philosopher, “Well, that hasn't much to do with the question of sentiment, anyway,” sald the Peasimist, “My alster-In-law’s unmarried, and I Know Just about how much sentiment she's got. There's a poor fool who is squandering his salary buying her prea- ents, and she files into a spasm of rage if he buys the wrong thing, Ho gave her a lot of junk for Christmas, just ike most men buy, and when she gave him the scathing rebuke he meekly asked her {f she couldn't consider the sentiment of the gift because he'd given {t, ‘I'd rather have a box of allk stook: ings than $12 worth of pure sentiment? she told him. “No, alr; women have ‘no sentiment, If you call this ehrieking hysteria o@ sentimentality the real article I feel gorry for your power of payohologiaal insight. gallanter than if It hud been only, halé 7 “You can make a woman cry her eyes out over some fool situation on the stage, but if it happens at her own door when she's trying the effect ofa nem bow In her hair or having her face massaged you'll see the difference.” “Well, if women haven't true kerio ment, who has?” asked the Phil Thero te fun In your fingers as wel as work, Study the diagram and teadl them a trick or two, y A Beauty’s Beauty Rules beautiful woman in France," as | CONSIDER Cavaller! the most sald Mme, Sarah Bernhardt re- ® | cently. g Cavaller!, who sold flowers on the street before sha jumped into fame when she appeared at a concert hail one night, has the most beautiful throat and neck in the world, It ts column- esque in its shape, It ja big and round and gradually tapers toward the head, It grows wider toward the shoulders, where tt widens with a brilliant arch, making one of the most beautiful curves ever seen upon human form divine, The color of the flesh. {a rich tvory, >] It is the color of the fresh new Ivory not the yellowed old {vory of the ex- cavations, but clear and beautiful, A Woman who has taken care of the throat of Cavalier! has this to say about ‘t: “Each morning after breakfast the , throat of this beautiful woman ls mage waged. I strike it fifty strokes. f { and back, and [ massage |t wall wii creams aiid olls, 1 massage {t under ig chin to remove the bareiness, an massage it at cach side io Keep tht } creases from coming, ‘Then T com my patlent to take the head and throat | exercises for herself, ( “The head and throat exercises Cone skst of bending the head way forwi { and way backward a dozen times, } |they consist In turning the head | ways this way and that way, It must be done for fifteen minutes or It will be, without effect. There ts no need lexercising five minutes. It requires fu) x if And so | preserve the beauti | neck d@ throat for which she ta | fam ms f A Practical Creed for All! Copyrot, 1905, by the Planet Pub. Co, We belleve in being kind when ¢ ELSE’S EXPENSE, In short, and as the poet blithely " Count that | one can hear conversations In pdjacent For a Seventh Avenue Subway, Also, where tennis do not put down carpets and w brogant, the nolse 1s almost u other use we could make out of this Ivland, As everybody knows, this clty| To the Bdlter, of The Evening World has numerous fll-amelling gas manufao- C.F, 'Thirdtime—You muat be mistaken, my At the peton Tabeary. or iy dear, All three of \ue MY Raby I see that a new subway will go ing’ fall ‘informaties ‘on through to Sixth avenue & a7” / MMe eT Tt ent) en mA Re ke heh ae ens We a'so believe in fictitious benevolence, We believe in being good when It is NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE! \ \ Whose low descending sun “*Politeness,"’ said The Great Dr. Johne» on, who made the first Dictionary, “led Ictitious benevolence:"” THIS HITS US, We agree with Dr. Johnson, We believe in belng POLITE when it Is NOT SAFE to be rude! | We belleve in HELPING OTHERS when It can be done at SOMEBODY* We believe In DOING OTHERS, lest we ourselves be DONE, here Is something to be GAINED BY It, | q } i day lost i Sces nothing doing | ‘one done,” And no