The evening world. Newspaper, December 31, 1904, Page 12

somam gt THE ot EVENING .»& WORLD'S # HOME uw MAGAZINE j LRM Re ee en Ee EE ODE EDR E EE OEE Hed EEE DEERE aE OE be OO ET PDO EIDE O99D09OGO000H 00 4 Wealth as the Excuse Published by the Fress Publishing Company, No, i to 6 of Weakness ¥ Park Row, New York, Entered at the Post-Oftice at New York BSecond-Class Mall Matter. (FOR Lay YES, I Guess (many < AS... _ 338 7 H SAKE~ STO Wwe WERE UP YO! (VOLUME 48... NO, 18,838 r enitt eel at wee tee — By Nixola Greeley-Smith ; AT aye by MART GREEN. : | NIGHT. » becomes Some of the Doubtful Joys Incident on Booze-Fighting. Inve Number of columns of advertising in The Evert Werll during the fint nine months 1904 ....-... 10,652 seen a eT uring fim sine months 1903 8.285% i da , morning ot evening, in New York 4 hs “ ening Wor in a public sandal such as the Taldot-Irvine eon troversy, in which ‘ - RF you going on The Evening World's Water the name of Mrv. | 2 Wagon?” asked the Cigar Store Man. . gos aur iyi | “Sure Mike!” answered the Man Higher vorces, fimures 80 Up. “I've got a season pass, Ho! for weeks of health prominently, the | and strength, for nights of sound sleep and days of * pile of ca : ¥ happy toll, Never again will I take a drink, especially wealth is always! $ ¢ if I happen to be in Boston on Sunday, ‘ “What a registered ass a booze fighter !s, anyhow— | spoiling hie chances of success in life by taking brain certain to be made | burglarizer into his stomach. Did you ever stand, | ? ecuse. x IN THREE YEARS THE EVENING WORLD HAS Whatever the nature of the tneldent by some one as an explanation and ar MOVED TO THE FIRST PLACE. j Which thrusts notoriety upon her, | cold sober, and watch a bunch of soaks leaning against Whether she elopes with the husban. ‘ y Apacer tr et fy a bar and all trying t talk at once? Isn't {t enough to "ol ee = luting, or does any ney Of the make you want to ship as a deep sea diver? Whi | thousand and one things that bring tht? No-o, T don't helleve I ever did see a wine agent ‘ ROUTE FOR BROOKLYN'S SUBWAY, | ioe camiatty betes th i omer lease nt yofore the public "t heal : FEW MAb AGA editorial of yesieniay ‘Tha Brébinn| wen aie cy penn 4h that wasn’t healthy and soandalously afflicted with the cush, “Admitting, as you say, that brewery owners an@ brewery workers are always fat and given to bursting ‘ {nto song what does it prove? I maintain that a man World told why William Barclay Parsous's plan for an] seem to think that the possassion of Bastern Parkway subway in Brooklyn will not do. y may be regarded ay a palliation | Briefly, this is the reason: The proposed route will reach | joey are others, to be eure, who q @ region but not a population wd wealth aa an aggravation of A great trunk-line railway stretching through an un- al aearer reles, Who seem to ex. 3,; Who needs booze to make him genial and generous ‘ pect every dollar added to one'a Income 7 ; Geveloped country can afford to send out branches Which |, mean a cublt added to ones scine ought to have his number cancelled, Many a guy has * ® | gta reputation for being a good fellow because he was & | tree with his coin over a bar, but you can bet a Christe é| mas necktie against a ride in the Subway that he ree p52 > $| verses himself when he gets home, The average | Seezer who fights with somebody else at the bar for the check will holler like a stung drummer when his wife asks him to buy the baby a pair of shoes, “Nobody Ikes the etuff the first time it is taken and | few ever get to really Uke it. The smell of liquor will cause & dog to turn and run and the gibberings of @ eouse make the conversation at a foolish house dinner shall in the course of time become “feeders,” Inducing the settlement of new districts. In such a case only the " corporation owning the road has to walt for retorns mah ERG Ge But with a city yearning and suffering for modern tran-/ avenue ay in Delancey street, and the ait facilities the case ia different, Not development but | question t¥ one to which the possession relief is called for, There is a public waiting for accom- °f Money Is foreign modation instead of a company waiting for profits. The Tete — Ay Ber y OF hemes Dew transit lines must be run first through the regions for or against a woman by “a of actually existing homes. accident her own or her The Evening World's proposal 1s for a four-track, MWsband’s tneome subway route from the terminus of the new Manhattan tations bo: ire. Why? le Of these bellefs fe as unfounded TRovBue) Comin) fy (THEY Wont SUFFER MUCH ) WHEN WE GET ouGh with) daRashhs ? Wealth, of course, abolishes the temp. { poverty, but tt : Bridge, at Flatbush avenue and Fulton street, up Fulton creases a hundred fold those & ;| sund like the records of Solomon,” " street to Gates avenue, up Gates to Broadway and up si “a Alerold lea eaeeel tn eee tae $| “They tell me,” remarked the Cigar Stre Man, “that Broadway to East New York, This will form a line of ThA we lave HAL tuveed! “bs $| the new bartender next door has just mixed up a sue f real rapid transit. It will bring relief to the great popu- » do wrong should | ® perior mass of fom and Jerry.” 5 lation between De Kalb avenue and Fulton street, Nowy for the ® at 5 a i stretching from the East River to East New York, It “Y ! And vet doesn't 0 starving Bl yy we What's the matter’! queried the Man Higher , . . who grabs a loaf from @ baker's wagon % | UP, “Are you agrald somebody will come in and steal will be the beginning of fulfilment for the new slogan or bottle of milk from @ doorway thid ® | your store If you leave for a few minutes?” “To Brooklyn homes in fificen minutes!” fewer people to make excuses for hin 2 | z ae 4 71 —— : ~ - mat than a defaulting bank president? Ls b | ' q y Lite an ene! “Go to the etty "Tim" | not the poo other who suc 3 to 3 7 ‘ Woodruff to the Commercial Teachers’ Aesoctation at!¢ momomtary. temptation and tries to |Listen to the Rustle 4 * Chicago, ek things where they abound, even If coms | carry off a few penny toys from a de- $ 5 F petition ts great.” But go prepared to do something bet- | partment steno lean apt. to reeeivg ‘ of the Gurning Leawes, ter than others can do it » ready t> offer something merey from aggressive store detectives @he city wants, Don't bring mediverity or ftlessnes4® and subservient agents of th w than ‘ ‘ OF laziness or incompetence, With these emendations tho! tie wealthy “kleptomaniac"’ who helps By Alice Rohe. . advice of the former Lieutenant! nor !s good. The herself ta a souvenir or two as she 3| ISTEN to the rustle,” said the Pessimist, dramatix clty ts the place for the fortune-seekor who along With passes through the aisles on her way $ L cally, 4 the courage of bis hopes has the collateral of talent) to her carriage? q “Lt don't hemr anything,” replied the Amateas and application | It ty diMeult to touch upon a subject f 5 : é @ ea Ms do you mean?” 3 ‘eit lot thia kind without being suspected of 4 B th St L f Littl E ] ‘ “Why, the rustle of the leaves!" returned the Pesaimist, p demagory ut It s6e wt » 2 q “You're suffering from an hallucination,” DISASTERS AND BENEFITS, (temas. tit ween wn eginning e strenuous Lile a COPY. 3c cmes cre tee, Oe Oe oe * It was a year yesterday since the burning of the [roy sat either wealth or poverty ts an + 2 erry D | rustle this time of your.” ‘a Quois Theatre In Chicago. No one has gone to jail forthe cuse for shortcomings that have nc one any," smiled the Pessimist, “Well, I guess disaster. By a coincidence of interest the anniv ing to do with either = eal eee already, Some of them can'te r brought forth udicial decision relieving the city of Of Course, from a worldly point of PA SAYS THe SBurt moet say null to-morr 4 roug forth a judicial cision relieving UO eo Woh Gian Saw ade to ao RubOER entncsen if ¢ i }It Manes tae ‘Meaning’ asked the Amateur Philosopher, Mability tor damages. The responsibility which the tings which a poor woman cannot, be Manes mine Fety | i . i 4 Fea RATHER Weed’ ‘ “That the oversealous crop of New Years denves are Coroner's jury placed on seventeen persons and the cause it is often the pos of money Sieceeere ® | commencing to turn! “Some one ought to set that to music,” said the osopher, "When the Leaves Begin to Turn and the Old Days Are Gone,” “Oh. never,” sald the Pessimist, “for the good old:dage don't stay gene very long, you know," “The ruatio of the leaves on Now Year's Day te only-e Grand Jury on three scems to have dissipated itself into alone that enabi thin alr. that Is a matter of ¢ % ethics, and w it may nce he New York's parallel disaster, the burning of the Gen. owiy judgment should have vo bear Slocum, has sent no one to jail. There has been nO) ing on that of others. ; hen nee HOE ARY.ODE PORE 7 We Hoel ita — einer | forerunner of the rustle you'll hear around the end of the arlington collapse or the Erie wreck at Midvale or the ns woek."’ ; Glen Island fire. For the more than 1500 tives lost in = SUBWay Lights, ‘Howe that?” quired the Phlloeoghen, ‘ Te hii Sew, (AK GG GeteEa "Well, you ought to know how it is yourself,” said the these catastrophes there has even been no scapegoat, no 1 | Peasimist, “Just about the sixth of the month eome ope ‘Wilgus, to satisfy the law's vengeance STRANGER atood tn a Subway starts softly and gently to turn back their leaf. In a very i The public prosecution In the cas» of the Slocum eave short time somebody else falls in. Everybody ts trying ¢ . ributios dictments o! And his eye was wild and his faoe | do it on the sly, but before very long the nolse is almoss epent itself in a liberal distribution of indictments of F : was grave, ain . : deafoning. There J# a difference between the turning of : which nothing has come and in the dismissal of steams) jy, yuo the trains with a mournta the leaves on New Year's Day, though, and the back-hande@ (eee Doat inspectors. A building inspector recommended for eye turning after the first-of-the-year good Intentions hawe dismissal at the time of the Darlington collapse re- And them pass with a gusty sigh. ut t t t worn off, mained long after in the public service, stform man “The New Year's leaf-turning is of a loud and blatang rustle, that reminds you of a woman coming into a theatre * In the prevention which ts better than punishment 1.0 1.4 wine, old man, to color |Iate with all the glory of a new paraphernalia that she y this wholesale sacrifice of life has effected some good acheme (Published by R. F. Fenno & Co do nor sinpose t oes I-Mulk and that gang, you kno’ ; tt youd t give him tlme for| wants everbody to see. The aftermath {s more secretive, It has given every theatre-goer in New York and prob- The guard sald: “Surest thing yo Copyright, av by R. F ever tell ye ) c Nene Pet Mave Tot set. finished," he sid| Dut the rustle, If you listen, can bo heard like the evere . ably in the nation better protection against fire. It has) know Fenno o) yourseit t dryly. "Mlle, Beauealre will be supplied | powering murmur of the ocean = ae, It goes fist so — vinwed, ‘ they were at la with a marriage certificate to permit! “well, what's the use of turning over a now leaf tf you've brought asbestos curtains into use, cleared galleries of ou ieee s upon the lights, | STNOPSI8 OF PRECEDING ERS. | have g +B ae Tock, th at morning f ih) travel with you as your lawful) p16 16 eurn dt back again?” said the Amateur Philospohen, obstructing seats and opened exits, ft has led the WAY piscaway Lacate are two rove whiten, |e @iUNid, Heit, bactinicr and ana you v4 da vessel bound for Smyrna. | La’ Belle Chasneuse sat, saute and ie engitpry oped rEleot erst easioons ae R a ¢ Pi oats, Introd ills 1 when you spot the two red bugs, | berm “ r Kes Were a. } poked jowneast, nis personal developme you detest. "s one of our sou eu 5. to a stricter Inspection of steamboats, {ntroduced bills» hen you spat the two ted bugs, | Sti ahd 0 Ma Anais “Grog Joan, who had came as a complete gurptise 12 hes. Meora'h, a. EFAAC GaLiFtAAHION'. (08 Sorke Decoie te make t " nd lre-prooted Tha t troadway expre ra e a . neetion with the affair personally, | Pride wou! ot pel 0 plea {nto Congress for steel stanchions and a fire-prooted i option of the second part of the plan at a little hotel in: Solo in ordes Lown c Dee tee OP her cov= | tremendous display about turning over a new leaf, superstructure and increased safeguards on passenger eka 1 dectied on, in ease the first) report all r during the next few ieeay nlit wae gill annoyed and dabei, you bet they don’t let any one miss knowing about It. The i , upried, Af we with | Tay Nt oven he, hi oundrel an 1 carrying craft, In the case of the Darlington {t has Jouble gr : I eae. i. : if | “How much of the five thousand | cynic though he was. could not find | blu carries al! right, and when It comes to the turning given the Building Department fuller power of contro t signs f ber ' aval = bounds n vou by the Turks remains | Words to contest Brett's deciaton. back there are no announcment cards sent out, I ly half a loaf, but it | ‘ j,| Oaly the Lenox express t bug” | whieh he and my T n friecida | in_y Mp aaneeion peteie tot perrinter. Gears od Me est ree | “We're all slaves of custom, you know,” sald the Phi t is only half a loaf, but it Is better than no bread aly the Ly exp sali k was all rig beveray renchman hesitated ‘ore re-|for his final smashing argume! lao’. * 3 secre. | Diving came somewhat nearer to fhe bed, ana | osopher wisely i. But is there not to be some gain from the Glen Island " x mf 5 eur arueena ' note i no, une tying 20, you. T have " with exnaperating 0 et carot|,YOH” anid the Pessimist sourly, but these New Tessa q y 1 eto nape " ‘ranger site rade lt r Paler ~ int tt th ex. expend the first thousand, al- ere is a seoret room in the ¥ Wy t tre! poet Gisaster? What hes been done looking to an {napection |The stranger sits tn a pndited cell, | “te ae Intertupted Brett, “that, es. | though Thad to pay pretty dearly for a | Noir, the contents of wich have not] ‘eaf-turnings don ee ee rapid may YO Se of the electric wiring on steamboats for defective insula. | The Kuards stuff tueir ears at his awful M Mune | fod many things.’ | yet, been too" clowely’ examined by the] It's only 8 question of few Gaya before we are 4 ff y ‘ toh Again there was silence. police. It Is in their charge. our oid merry ways aga Bi u! ? sh f erived from this sacrifice . nt , er matter, witch “Why ¢ y er Tequest, bac! ritish For- tion? Some benefit should be derived from ry a Ona auhiaet ‘ea, r : eee Thee fel. | parruaver” you come here?’ asked the | Teq at be kod, up by the British Fors | hang over until morning of nine lives, small though it was by comparison with And mumbles a lot « red bugs” of & at : ve int pus aA m a “Because I would be safe for aome|a detalied ecrutiny Perhape hee ay veer’ e's aya the guard with a sole. Mipeord as ending unpleasant difleul- | months with a few haspltable ternal influence remov: the others on the year’s list, Li, aS. sare GUNES WHR @ ‘ tles) mos tually. You, see they| whom I know up inthe hills, there. | press thelr investigation to a point when Oldest Matches, i eee aes ; ox were y rogues They >| He nodded toward the window, through | It will be impossible to permit your i Belf-Reliant Womanhood, Wh te | ense r worst we have tn the blooming! the munters. \% ted spirators actuated by h y see the blue crest of | contemplated voyage to the Argentine. ‘The matches we Now use will soon be taking thelr place i facility the modern young woma ex jt sut place —-+-— pests Bh, af i beg gst Gag codthbeg which &| th nt You know best. Ihave nothing further! 41°14 tinder box rater owned by . Bt Lous man, it kneels cua at o sets us wt vith his constant > Sigal dhl 1 AB deh nba AB t j rt that electrical devices will take thelr place, mem ton masher, knock . ! And su iw 2 4 r ed to appreciate, 8) to Marguerite and T were going to| Dubols looked at him in moody silence. | Blectriclans say role of store dete * ftera at rent CHAPTER a V III, | rue f y stabbed ‘ m ne, to veil In rere), felicity, The hina £4,000? Yes, But) starches have been in the fashion for a long time now, bet $ - ¢ " J, insistept chant ‘ ‘ and teach olir children to bless the|a wife! | dared years ago they were not thought of. Tim the ‘saras time eh ise ~ . Pete Dubois Confesses his master's en flame of Mahomet and Abdul Hamid." |" Suddenly all eyes were attracted to | & couple of hundred y : rellance which has accompanind her galy elato, adigrhidid apis : GU OI MOULEESEB: irred ie them thet een wenetne Dubsie’s furdre had aiready bean de-| Gros Jean. who, emitied. a. ®uSpINK) der boxes were used then and much Ingenulty and taste werg be noted for approval and re t } ‘ Wo rourkl w G6Y WANT & clearetio anewere 1 the others te »jtermined. The rascal was more for-) groan. His fat cheeks w livid, ANd pcercived In their making, The wood was elaborately carved = “ P t the two fed bugs They won't lat me tun than he deserved to be. Owing | huge drops of perspiration stood on his killed artisans. jl & ea 7 is i to the lucky » that his erime had/ brow. Feeling that the oshers, were fr \ oy okt t sf a Broadway . ¢ he would escape | garding him intently. he mayle a ; GEORGIA'S COTTON BONFIRES. us Hen Pe y no, known form of | berate effort to recover his composure An Underground City jeorg ter sh 1 } peeronesy: pean law could he be brought to)" “ft (s nothing! he gurgle ne! . Tt is singular that the Georgia planter shoul be Lenox looal, a Vea ay On Jat the name | Bagtsh gentienan's proposal with re-| epplying the torch to the very cotton he was recently so eyes e migged in his nee, The alignt gird to my daughter interested me, To read of an inhabited subtertanean city seems strana 1 Red and « 1 publ to etther the theft that is all.” . Jace of this character actually exists in Gale ding against the cavages of the boll t e Sult original bole and th f gazed in- yot a pla i operas Mt dale . ; wil me eerig rd to. them would rently we Ren psc fo tow | Austrian Poland, and with a population, too, of over 1,0 * weevil. To what extent these costiy bonfires will pre WALT in the hometan|teying seconds. Then the Fr M80 men, women and children, It Is called the City of Salt Mines ai eens to pvesvern eps ce wert ertast OR (De DF hen eS oe See aie gee Gea bald: him with ona has a town hall and a church. ‘This latter has several a of cotton can be determined. New York has witnessed t knew exactly how to deal with aay get married, ma p'tite, It te| statues, all of which are carved from rock salt fantast mrofect had pee HU ———____—___— the dumping in the outer herbor of shiple f bananas Mand he derormined harried they wore forthwith, a | t ad an official from the Mayor's Germ Day. and carloads of melons to reli a local glut in the ma ries nnd an OMe Ing et the Note ket. but never such a wanton destruction of a valuabie rongly die. | ' Watlet ther Bite i ag The State of Utah has established a hollday in honor @@ : y die- w 0 one ade h My Sd commodity as this. Just how a planters 51 bales at 12 Ores yy (4 siew', for germs, 1: l¢ called General Henlth Day and ts the first Mame n® day in Octover, On this day all theatres, churches, publig r bot and h@ | the kindness ¥ wn,’ ne hidden jhe, hotels, boarding-houses, &c,, must be thoroughly dite some hours | murmured. cents are to yield a larger profit thau 1,000 at 6 ts not Yes." replied the barrister. “I be- apparent. There ie no word that the farmers are seeking 7 Well, the Wat ot; the be me they were accom. | MURS 4 ( Do the pe- Ff e he peat of the business wae! window J Ree eranee You were hor | infected to reduce their corn crop from its tremendous total of On the Square, simplistty f; ‘Huassein=the ‘Savoy's i yt lady. an re ‘ we en : , ———— two and a half billions of bushets, f sunding about the etree confidential servant—was in our pay. It] "The t he gentleman who Lire ; : smpany them to Russia’s Territory. The immense yield of 13,000,000 bales will prevent a necessary to pulled bed so uncer noni th mtine,” and he jerked his ubois_and bis wife. Russia embraces one-sixth of the land surface ofthe manipulation of prices through a corner; he would bea ols, “that if) “paria t e for me. t ore than fifty times larger than Ja: y f e t t it the 1 1 roceed direct. t > Argentine.| goat the ceremony Mme, Dubota | world... It la more ¢hs ’ on Japan, and ME Ee hs Would Sttompe it. But It'the 1 ) ade row attemp! France and| aswel’ after WMitlowed to Visit Edith, , has a total of 3,690,000 square miles, Half of Europe and the @@ilis can be supplied with an abundance of cheap raw that . nent, Ww you, de. Talbot, ex- | ee hat hour the police m Keep your mouth closed a to your a \When the two omen et aay sl whole of northern Asia are Included within Its boundaries, Bn! ‘ ss amined, were not forgeries ut of the ertine r yin the Sultan’ i if impulsively on her knee: ; rea than any tho dealer with a larger output of cheap cotton 4,996 Positions ati ik tak or ik Geo IS at of the crime. | The | empl 19, Bunn eet here and ms | cenetored ‘outa requeat for forgive: (Jt has a greater continuous area then any other nation. a _ good and the consumer given the w ans : at low prices, will not his larger purchases effect readers 6 stribution of profits equal to that of short-crop years? THE WORLD. ould be better than bonfires, though the argu- wey. Wouen. _ b p for git road Wiig 5! ‘Wants every day, | ld have been | the world. “The Sultan vald nm ap fr difficulty | effort will be made by the French or! pes, Miss Talbot show | ' WS Aes to icenase yaitng the Turks to give tee ty | neliah police to arrest you. The in-| very angry. with her erring sister, ho | pore » of any of these conditions| was not. Ste took the keenest inter. “Don't ask me for explanations 1| "You see, I had my own little plan, | eat, nthe | rene 1,756 Trades, it. for iite st | eet, itt anti, Fairhoim ve." 0 wervit $ A cannot give.” responded Dubols coolly. too, wees. — eregnee’ peateaees ence of impat had not seen| According to the lalest returns there are 1,75¢ distin “The oxact facts of this story can only sa 1c my ele. Baty ‘ventiy into the te | trades being carried on in London and Its suburbs, be ascertained at Yildis Kiosk, and 1 ‘ot party were in , + red last week oot