The evening world. Newspaper, December 28, 1904, Page 12

NG WORLD'S wt HOME MAGAZINE NE eS ess ssssspessnsessesstenseaststsnene PPPOE eee VEE 1OOD 0-9-9044-006-08 04-1 04.606004 6-900046000008 08.0000 9 O06 ODT DOGG fapeanaoeaasnepeadibabenbitiasieritiate sie ItWould Do, # # « And It Didn’t Disappoint a] ! ” ane and Kickums Build a Snow Man. . ry * f& — They Have Lots of Fun 0 Cve'lt, but Their Dads See a Reason for Not Enjoying Their Sport, SLeTS God fee axe your} THIS HAT $00066006060006b00h00e0008 | 1S A BIRD- | ‘ THANK'S !(— AND NAVE (Snow MAN: J PAPA - BY MARTIN GREEN, Rt A Bunch of New Year Resolutions That Are Subject ; to Fracture. : 66 SUPPOSE,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that you . have framed up a line of good resolutions tor ; the New Year.” ; “That's what [ have,” replied the Man Higher : Up, “but 1 haven't any serious intention of * keeping them. I know my capacity. Very fer people i; who make good resolutions for the New Year imagine : what they are going to play their hands out. They are * , victims of a custem, THESE ARE) HE LOOKS “Take Thomas W. Lawson, for Instance. Maybe he'll ol S * resolve not to write any wore letters. But he knows ug res Fine! FITS. ; ; } CoAT AND vus j pees * that he can't keep up his gait unless he takes his pen in ‘ $ hand once in a while. He would be committing cruelty ‘ to himself if he made it impossible for him to read his favorite author—Thomas W. Lawson “Senator Chauncey M. Depew is resolved to go back to the Senate, but he don't mean it. He is putting upe front, but everybody who knows the Senator {s wise to the fact that it is not necessary to tattoo his finish on the back of his hand, Frank 8. Black is resolved to go ‘ to the Senate in Senator Depew's place. Many people don’t think that a good resolution, “Commissioner McAdoo has made a lot of resolutions about the Police Department. If he is able to keep them he is lucky. He has resolved that he will get a law passed by which he can make a cop stay fired, but he - Xe POP Or HoH ce eee eo Se Ho OSD ; don’t think it's true when he talks to himself about ft. ‘ “President Roosevelt has resolved that he will serve Sony i (my 5 poner + his last term as President. Nobody bas ever accused oa © him of having the gift of prophecy. Perhaps in his 00D) Har! — * dreams he hears, four years hence, the voice of the ; Jicone!s Har | pore i, > “Don't you think anybody makes sood resolutions ® with the Intention of keeping thiin?” asked the Cigar ; Store Man, ; “Maybe,” answered the Man Higher Up, “but ninetye * nine @ood resolutions out of a hundred are equipped with * @ net.” ; A Change of Name. : Now family names change tn the course of many years * {a illuatrated by the conversion of “Botevile’ Into "Thynne.” ‘ : rhree members of the family were distinguished from all ® other Boteviles by the explanation “of the Inne’ or family residence, the title to which had come to thelr joint posecee sion. One grandson was known os Ralph Botevile-of-thee Inne, from which the transition to Ralph Thynne is easy, * His descendants have been Thynnes ever since, ; Priceless Wheat. The greatest hoard of the yellow metal ever gathered In / any country could not buy o ears harvest of the Amere ®:fean corn and wheat, To buy season's wheat crop would Want ‘take all the gold mined In this country in six years. In the (on Te ) , Inst seven years all the gold mines have produced only \cocoa/ »| enough to buy one year's yleld of our six leading cereals, A Fire Industry. | Immediately after the great fire In Baltimore last winter | some leading society women of the city opened lunch counter ‘establishments to supply the midday refreshments for busl- ness men wittl beiter arrangements could be made. The ene terprites have pald such handsome dividends that the ao. clety women have declded to keep on, turning over to sub. ordinates the actual work of running the eating honces The “Fudge” Idiotorial pomnerseerearierenm Never Tie Up to PP pA werbcorh a Tied-Up mightnowhe YOUNG Pocketbook, and INDEPENDENT (Copyrot, 1904, Planet Pub. Co.) if they had NOT TIED UP early in life toa TIED-UP POCKETBOOK! We WARN the young men of to-day against such @ mistake ! We advise young men to be CAREFUL! Tie up ONLY to an UNTIED pocketbook! r Also to one that is WELL FILLEU! This is what WE have done! Look at US for the RP. SULTS! Since THE TRUSTS have raised prices we ALL need FATTER BANK ROLLS! An EMPTY pocketbook is NOBODY'S friend, A tied-up pocketbook is worse ! {t is tealfy an EN=::¥: = - : Te WO CLOTS SG OCPD Qe b-0 O16 G OO Hb OOH OG 6040-45-04 Bee ee OOOO SET FETE BEGE ENO E EAGT IP 1ROF OOO G OOP ce WORSE YET, | THE NEWEST NAME. TAKES A BACK SEAT. Pe doobsts tied-up pocketbook is the WORST kind ofe y, Mack | What Is worse than owlne money! Teacher—Willle, what's the masculine | It was dificult to attract much at- wife at 1.30 vou can't pay?’ of laundress? tion to the Aeon age a eres re with p of time It's) “Being owed money you can’t coll \ hi To a} five t ul RY. | cana ovat Sone e¥ you Can't collect.’ | ue Wineer- naman!—Town and] five teams ne ie nting, tee es ean | “ht Shy ptt ih ii oe se iee iii i i Te eT ee a ee