The evening world. Newspaper, December 2, 1904, Page 18

NORLIO a TOME The Simple Life. By T. E, Fowers. a The Girl VY OOAOT IL Who Never pew, Hor Yorn epg rey cae Grows Up. at New York as Second-Class Mail Mattar, No. 16,800 By Nixola Greeley-Smith T's are women, nately Mmited, who. unable to! 2 istingutsh be. g ween growing ob and @row- 4 ig up, remain in many ro pects perpatu- alchildren Hven when the folks of forty have ehrivelled to the wrinkles | of fifty, and they know finally whether or not gray hatr {9 hacoming to them, they mainta &@ chiidiike or even onlid attitude mad which {s, according ¢o the ind: THE SUBWAY SPITTER. vidual woman, elther ludicrous or , Tn what @ London critic called “the catarrhal matrop-| *harming 4 i ‘There are women who never altogether & Ais” the spitting habit naturally prevails to a regrettable | jose trace of the baby talk which ther ‘Mat 0 a New York-|f0nd mothers repeated to each other) > | Geteat. But it ts somewhat humiliating ¢ With unmixel admiration when ther 2 | Ga palt-respect to know that it bas become necessary 10) obiddren were toddling three-yenr-olls | post detectives in Subway stations to check the habit in| And thelr general attitude towards the ¢ world hus tm it th where its indulgence 1s most uf all offenetve and) jessn oy b rous. In noting the disgusting evidences of the| WT? Wont t simulate whenever they ; 4 %. IK The $a50 Gambling Fine» That Was Nearly All“ Velvet?? 2% SEE," sald the Cigar Store Man, “that the fipw:* SET wneet of the gambiing-house that was rasooed. / election night up in West Righty-second street got atung for a $250 fine.” ; “He paid out velvet,” asserted the Mam ‘ Higher Up, ‘The chief engineer of the Goddard So ciety, @ man answering on the Goddard pay-rell to the name of Burke, blew in $240 in the purchase of evidencs, The first time he went against the game he coughed up @ century note. The next time he searched far evidence they fell wrong to him to the extent of 140 bones. Capt | 4 Goddard's soctety paid Mr. Parr’s fine—minus a : “The system of fining gamblers that obtains in town reminds me of the way they control uch joints small communities where vice is supposed to be isn | o ot &y MARTIN GREEN, * 3 columns of advertising in Evening World during the e ing, in New York consecutive moaths ctvening os te Evening World OS-2522 | Nixola Greeley-Smith, $ and virtue perches on the tops of the street Once @ month the Chief of Police and s couple men mako the rounds and gather in the people who own the joints. The next day they plead guilty in the police ~ court—eaving the city or county the expense of a trial and get touched up for a medium fine, Thus is a porous * Plaster put on the inflamed majesty of the law. “Such a frame-up might not be bad here if Jt was. played out. The lawbeaters, knowing that the ral@ « wouh! come and that the fine would be moderate, ‘outa ** § afford: to give the grafters the laugh and watt for the ” patrol wagon, There is very little difference betweem .. making a virtue of necessity and making a foolleh dige / | play of the statutes—and the city would get the money, “From the newspaper accounts of the raid on this Elghty-second street place, which were undoub.edly givem, out by the District-Attorney’s young men or Supt Burke, I gathered that it was @ luxuriously appointed hippodrome of chance. There were several roulette tae » bles, a couple of faro layouts and a baccarat outfity The reports said that these were of the most expensive nake and that the chips wore made of tvory, Neverthe'e: when it came to firing the furnaces of the Crimin | Courts Building with the fractured remnants of the gambling furniture {t assayed $700 In value, I have seem > craved the cakiling of thelr earlier tn- epitter’s presence in the Subway The Evening World fancy. ? Advised & tow arrests as opportune, Commissioner Dar-| Road Lay ccie Mitee oe 6 Mngton's radical measures to stop the practice there | woman upon fret ineeting her, Indeed and bis promised renewal of the anti-spitting crusade et uet cae U ten we mee throughout the city are to be commended. her, of, at least, so long as they don't apeciall ‘ act upon the suggestion. As a sweet- ee wach ly Important, as ts polnted outrby Mr. K| nt “howover, she has her drawbacks, D—- Maller, that every possible precaution vhould be taken to| and as a wife frequently unbearable prevent the use of the Subway roadbed as a general cus-| P2%% Spiniow, the ringlotted helpmest ‘ % of David Copperfield, is poasibly the f Pidor for the reception of sputum, cigar butts and refuse,| most pronounced chfld-woman of fie Vy tion. And Dickens had to kill her off ts Decause of the exceptional diMeculty of cleaning it once inchw eatin eh tha Wk Thiael ts Mt becomes fouled. If the surface of broken stone, which | reader to parton her shortcomings ; | jas her prototype tn real lif i neither 6) But she hos her p ype in le, < (ahead be event nor Sushed, 19 permitted to become! and unfortunately there Is no omnipo- * ; & Aepository for impurities it will furnish a bad-air| tent novelist to step In and say just } 2 ¥ “ more money than that spent fn outfitting a room de Beare of real seriousness. when thelr fretful helplessness shall | elgned for entertainment In the game of craps.” ‘ fi A little consideration on the part of the travelling "*"* *" end “I wouldn't be surprised,” confessed the Cigar Store Bis PUbilc should keep the Subway clean and sweet and Mi doagcdongg ae hiteet te / @¥ert the need of Alling it with the fumes of disinfect- luxury of the ehild-woman, Hut there ‘nts, It is not necessary to carry a’binoked-out cigar are none wo endowed with fortitude) ¥ own to the platform. It 1s not necessary to throw about 4M Patience as to be able to bear with @ . her without at least an occaswnal A litter of chewing-gum wrappers. Nor {s it dangerous to aah ea Ls " oa swallow saliva, If the public wil exercise a momentary | It often happens that the very per- ag self-réstraint and leave the confirmed human hog to the | gons who subsequently suffer most trom |) tender mercies of the police there will be leas occasion | Mt helplessness are responsible for ® for foars of Subway contemination, and for a time do thelr utmost to on- iets courage &. Mothers who walt untir- ‘ . ingly first on the termagant baby, then PY Street Dauger Traps.—The petition of the 20,000 teamsters 4 ‘ " ae Ghd truckmen for safer streots i a mont remarkable in- | 0" th# noley schoolgirl, then on the | . phait of thoughtless young girl just, entering kK thelr foclety often stunt the mental and ting a menace to all traMe. ‘The | Mor! growth of thelr ohildren by thie f long ptanding. For yeara they More children have been spolled by were oharged against the Subway, but with the Subway too much love than by too little, and completed they have grown worse and more numerous, |!) this category may be mentioned the Man, ‘if they were claiming pretty soon that gumblinge house keepers are business men,” “Well,” sald the Man Higher Up, “they are generdlig: | doing business.’ XT CR TAR Mrs, Nagg and Mr. — e By Roy L. McCardell. s» aes 093440000 ad Pe, | Metment of offic'al neglect, The holes in thi . which they complain kill thelr horees and bre Wagons, while const fereet danger traps are “ R. Nagg, there has been @ broad-shouldered mag | M with a dyed mustache and the thickest soles om | his shoes I ever saw at the house a couple of time this morning a i for Brother Willie, FS SSS 45 PPOPSSOSSSSO94-6-9-9%. man to see if they could secure his services at a vast salary to look after thetr railroads and banks, “What about the man? That is what Iam coming to. The | man was 80 anxtour to see Brother Willle, but I don't know where he ts, I haven't seen him since the day he took me te Mrs, Stryve fternoon tea, where that horrid so In tho presence of Indies, and he was worth halt @ mille jon, T heard, becauso he lost his $00 fur cont, 3 “The nran may have been a deteotive, you say? Why, whag ¥ ® 4o you look so worrled about? What have you been doing Mr. Nage? Ob, what have you been doing? é “It you had taken my advice you would not have got inte trouble, I will never desert you’ Tell me what you have done! Mamma always warned me that you would do somes: | thing dreadful, but I did not think it wduld come to thie! “You have dono nothing, but you think Brother Willie ham. 4 you say? | “Don't you dare say another word! Wille may have @ boyish enthusiasm In colleating eouventrs here and there, bug | if he ever took anything valuable # was by mistake, an@ mamma always returned such things, #0 no one can my @ word about ny Brother Willie! “Oh, no, Mr. Nagg! Don't turn it off that way! Examing iy your own consctence, Mr, Neagg, before you accuse that Innes. As if this were not bad enough, the viclous old gentle- to the major of The Evening ror man. inhaled two hundred million move cigarettes this Bhs Invited to a baer party “ 0 " ah to present a gift, proper » 4 Year than he did in 1903. We blush to mention how eee nie card bearing your name!” any million pounds of chewing tobacco he shamolonsly ang “wishing you many happy re % “masticated, but it Is a painful duty to state that he turns to, or te present the gift when) ¢ gneered away over twenty million pounds of snuff. you arrive? A. B. 8. 8 , “ Py ” ie sidu't tell me what he wanted except that his Ougbe Wi Fon explanation there is the same #hifting of rerponsl- Cll Who never grows up because het Getting Along Without Things One Does Not Need. ness ry important with Brother Wille, I never Ite” bility as before to other ahould According to the her that It ie neither necessary nor $ ® | to talk family affairs before strangers, but he showed such ee Buperintender of Highways, the alt companies hav- Gestrable pies: ig Saneh. that > genuine interest in Brother Wille and his childish sports i ing contracts to repair the streets “do tt in thelr own ttl, her er ear “taancen | Just had to tell him how hard Brother Willie studied at nigh@ ifs way and when they please.” [Hut Is there n srity to charming enouth Ot eighteen perhaps, { Mar Ja ne Dis la s a Taste for Literatu re. wt wt Schoo! Gif all hours éh the fworathg kha how Ue lared eames one hold them to a stricter accountability? ull at leet she ts both a @ $ especially bull terriers—had such a passton for them that he a ~ nuimance and a bore 4 . was always bringing them home-picked the poor dogs up i THE VICES OF UNCLE SAM. | —_—_—- Su w w # While a Book Agent Calls on Papa She Goes Through the Books Like a Cyclones > tie sircets. wher they had been deserted by cruel owner ~ 4 ° } 9nd then took them over to friends tn Long Island, where It seoms that Uncle Sam is not becoming chastened In LETTERS, 2 ® | they are provided with good homes, Ah, the gentleman was spirit by his advancing years. On the contrary, he ap-| QUESTIONS | ARE YOU ? OF CouRSE Interested in Brother Wiille! Wanted his picture to add to@ . a» 5 oars to be plunging Into a career of scandalous dlssipa ANSWERS. © Yep. I DABBLE LITERARY: ‘it anes | once ho vaguely mentioned ‘Headquarters,’ so T supposo he tions. In the past year he puffed away six billion seven La $ Init A BIT. meant the headquarters of the Humane Soctety. ‘t don’t know nd seven miliion nine hundred and seven q what he wanted, but perhaps the Goulds or Vanderbilts have @ bundred a) —_—-—. ; 1g heard of Brother Willie and how bright he ts and sent this’ cigars, Either Is Correct 3 * is a faint ray of encouragement in his alcoholic | Rroekiya Walker, " | To the Eine af The Evening World Fecord, It 1s true that he got outside of over one hundred ee ee sri iene he has walked ‘and thirty-nine million gallons of whiskey, but for him jver the new Willtamaburg Bridge In 4 that was quite a feat of moderation, being about nine! twelve minutes, using the heel-and-toe on gallons less than he polished off in 1903. He method, and who also says he would like to hear from other pedestrians on ¢ May, however, have made up the difference On Wood 1. suriect. have never walked over . alcohol. the Williamsburg Bridge for speed, as! J But the saddest news for all virtuous souls is yet to! that bridge ts considerably out of the i come. It might be reasonably expected that with such pS leet paces bps bode taal’ . rooktyn tridge for an hre * @ record he would at least be of use as a horrible warn sy certainly have developed ¢ ing. Alas! this is not the case. On the contrary, the great speed over that structure, walk-| 2 hoary reprobate seems to be thriving on bis vices, his ing the distance tn less than el@at min 4 ® —_—se. WILLIAM M'CHERRY, + 3 FINE SET- } NoTICe THE Coat} THIS 1S AB- HANDSOME ~ \sorurety THE CHEESECLOTH BEST THING BINDING $ a) ors wear full dress and This Is more than can be said of most stories, But OUR POINT is that the children should have: teased the turkey. It would have done the turkey GOOD, It would keep the BIRD from stagnating, A stagnated turkey is NOT a good turkey. BESIDES it would have pleased the ¢’ Ildren, A pleased} 3 child is BETTER than a spoiled one, Mei : 3! WE were spoiled by cur parents, BUT hiv: never bem / pleased, ee | Ma (urkey's tail feathers are PULLED OUT its MEAD ye Grow, It is better for the turkey that its bead should grow) | Then it will hold MORE BRAINS. “the existing monstrosity there | Now it appears from what Cleveland has done to solve the problem of the obtrusive villboard that some , table inspiration could be gained from that Western There no sign or billboard is allowed on any pub- B Me property, and no signboard within the city is permit- AN ‘Red tO project beyond the street line without an official iroh wedding the correct costum Wid never be worn o oo ew College Yell health grows more robust from year to year, and nelther “'«* pee i 5 ea, Mr his conscience nor his constitution seems to bother him Bipeties O67: | guts oe bp if ie) cent Loy of dwenty-six! ‘ siete to crosttyi hw ba bd Jay after the firat Monday in Novem ‘ particular and one of the best features of undergroun! " $| transit. It ts clean, roomy, light and productive of « They Are Not Col Sh id President R pense of security, and its multiplication will be weloomed. 7, in. E,ito tng World | ; cud re Meie AAA DEE echorat at ther LS Children Shou pape i GLEVELAND’S BETTER WAY. _ Neate wad 2 a o Tease Turkeys. dren , | New York has sent Its department heads to vartous seace of color, White ts a combination ‘ his Thanksgivin; ~ Buropean capitals to learn new wrinkles In municipal "! *!! ane sai Copyro’, 1904, by the Planet Pub Co, turkey. "Bot povernment—to London to learn how to handle street : oe Query. | DOES NOT © traffic, to Berlin for suggestions in improving potice dis", '" Seca Yan tke toe hada that he HAD © ‘cipline. It omitted, to its cost, to learn from Budapest arernoon wedding to wear a (rock coat 3 turkey. Neither does he deny that he HAS children, how to bulld an artistic Subway station entrance such as if _weacs i; e same, 3 | two:thirds of the story Is therefore TRUE 1 Le Sy we whould have had at Seventy-second street in place o full dress or wha $ C4 No signboard or billboard can be erected on any street within 200 fect of any park, park boule be yelled ik! hls in Mind tee APPENDIX YELL. ‘or driveway. Signs so misplaced are nuisances J. 0. Day } } h the meaining of the law, and the Inspector of Ren} Ramis. Rant} is given power to abate them. the municipal control of billboard unsightliness Is ible In Cleve'and, why not in New york? Ita alop- 2. ‘Would be a lorig step forward toward the reall- 4 Universtiy of Mic & 8. 8 Lost His Apcendix, H Hull-Lee-Gee. , dent had of Yelty beautiful” ideals. With such an ordi- +m i, onl 2 : br) % a Perhaps In time it would have BRAINS TO SELL! = B forse there cou'd be no more Pallas park-fence) 'it \*"n siirs Me je shove wre 6D | — - mre We have brains to GIVE AWAY, but hen 0 oe. ubway-poster humiliations. | with the cheer, 4 BRD Die “vie nee bea ep