The evening world. Newspaper, November 22, 1904, Page 16

le r4 | ‘Should 3 Bachelors Be Taxed? Published by the Press Pudlishing Company, No, & to 6 Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMce at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, —<—$_$_§_§_. VOLUME 48........+ T ‘ors, rom month for the youthful eport) of twenty-five who refuses to! { come under the @ mat r {mon tat | yoke to $2 im- posed on tne veteran of Unir- -five who soil) turns a deat we Smith, to the call Nixola Greeley-: of Hymen, From time to time reformers and sociologists, alarmed at the alleged growing disinclination to marriage) ¢ among American young men, have sug- 4, geated the advisatiiity of a similar tax! 3 In thts country, And, at first glance, @ this mould seem to be a good idea. But i is a chamotertstic trait of the Amer- fean man to value things by what he pays for them, and the fact that hie bachelorhood, tke his cars and drinks, com him # much a month, and that he was obliged to pay for it or go to jal, might merely serve to impress upon him its eupertor delights, Te this surmise be correct—and ft Is certainly plauaible—a tax on married men woyld be much more to the pur- pose. And while {t may seem hard to impose an additional burden on this heavily laden class, the rush Into matri- mony by case-herdenad bachelors that might result from it would be justifica- Neal fest nine months 1904 ....-... 10,652% pte "The Evening World during th fint nine months 1903... 8,285% . 2,367 or evening, in New York utive months months MOVED TO THE FIRST PLACE. ——<———$—$<— $< 5 PARABLES OF A PLUTOCRAT, ‘We have always prided ourselves as a nation on our gense of humor. And yet we have possessed {n our very Yatast, blushing unseen for the last few years, the youth- ful king of humorists, one beside whom Mark Twain Decomes lugubrious and Chauncey Depew a sobbing sign of sorrow. His name {s Rockefeller—a name not as- sociated in ths public mind with the levities of life. And <7et this young man has gifts of humor and of mirth @mounting weil nigh to jocose genius, His is an ad- mirably subtle humor, that supreme kind that goes with @ grave visage and inward gales of laughter; the kind that trickles off the hides of the thick-skinned and Hiteral souls; the kind that ls the master-word in the den ona, Breemasonry of humor. | Tt ts @ mistake to make marriage Every Sabbath this incomparable wag stands sol-| cheap and celibacy expensive. Tho @mnily with serious countenance masking the mad mer- | Tester the handicap attached to an .. enterprise the more likely the average a Within, and presches to his reverent Bunday~ | 11, 15 to conskter it worth while. Mar- riage is much cheaper than divoree al- At first, till he was eure he had himself well in hand, ready, which may be one of the reasons he chose his subjects with discreet caution, But when [oF rushing to the courts. he found how rigidly straight a face he could keep, when its tices sthy ocd coy ents but hae dlacovered how perfectly impervious to humor were jenog {t Inys its hand ine ag ty a ‘the earnest souls in his Bible class, then he became jightly us a baby's rose leaf palm, and more and more delightfully audacious In his scintiliat-| we do not feel ita gradually cumulating * dng cyniclems and in his iridescent jronies, | Welahht undil tt Is too late to shake it Last Bunday he attained what must be near the! boot ag mines dad he aldionte ae | tears of discontent, all the coin of our ehimax of his efforts when he assured his rapt hearers | hearts as well a¥ the coin of the reaim | 4 ei ae | In 1 know its meaning, but not its origin. | J. 0°C, ’ co ie 4; that “We are not hore to get all we can, but to give all which i a cont us were to be) we can to make others happy.” | summed up and the bl! presented to us We can only beseech Mr, Rockefeller not to pre- pe hey ictio| Poscsthebipiahied inateed | . system, SPume further on his marvellous self-control. If he does,| few of ue indeed would be willing to the fatal day will inevitably come when he will elther| meet ft. But fortunately for the cler- | burst a blood vessel or laugh out loud, beige and the license bureau, this te ——EE | case, There is no doubt that bachelors SUNDAY FOOTBALL. ought to be taxed on the general plea While on the Speedway on Sunday “thero was plenty tat they enjoy an immunity which ts | of fast stepping, with hundreds of apectators watching | toorgee worth paying for, But | the fun;” while golfers thronged the Van Cortlandt links, | fcr yg ae re, eT a humerous guines of tennis were going on in private | inom, i@ another matter, In other than courts, the police, in the interest of law and order, de-|a Anancin} sense, they are taxed nev: | Scented on « football game In progress at the Knickers ably by wa ity leorencns curse of | booker Oval, arrested the manager and dispersed tho| *fshnes and egotiam that ao often 2,000 mpectators, The raid was made on the complaint - rissa gad Srolanges: quiliedy to was |g, °Mf citizens, who charge that tho game was in violation) bf the Sunday law. LETT _ Bivory test case of this kind, by exposing the hypoo- ERS, Hay of the Jaw’s discrimination {n the matter of Sunday QU ESTIONS, @ports, brings nearer the day when general tolerance will be given all outdoor athletics as alding rather than ANSWERS. | Interfering with the orderly observance of Sunday. As — B result of much threshing over of the question of Sun- Pink for Girl, Biue f Mey baseball in the courts, more youths are now able to " Lr ayeed of The Evening World: @njoy this form of recreation without police Interfer+| jo» Ww Snr WOE er’ bine et ad nce. Certainly it was better for the morals of the foct- Only im Certain States and Terrt- ball audience that its interest lay in the game ond not tien “Nad diversions of a “model police BEET Te, the, tor of The venting World: re nkagiving and Fourth of July It used to be Canon Kingsley’s practice to join the ‘sal holidays? H.W. men of his parish In cricket after service on Sun-| Saturday, , and ic Je dificult to discern what breach a Sunday | To the Bator of The Evening World: game makes {n the moral law or just how the peaco im Aint Gar of the week a4 Aus. 9 pf the city is in any wise disturbed, granting that the | In he Werla Al j Phouting and the tumult are restrained within bounds, |,, ,, < es i pb Tien rignaenemenmannnt Where oan I find the qualifeations PENALTIES FOR IMPURE MILK, to Joln the U. 8, cavalry, the salary, Fines of $150 for the anle of adulterated milk come) ** ‘ wee wear being sufficiently prohibitive to make honesty ad- x aan ine i my Wisable as a food business policy, But in view of the "Wnich te the oll Bile - lence of mlik adulterativn disclosed in the prose- Greater New York? ¥. 4 ition of offending dealers, prison sentences must ap- It In a Hebrew Word, pear to be the punishment best fitting the offense. The To the tditor of Tho Evening Word vmnnouncement by the Justices of Special Sessions that , 18 “Miapah” a Greek or Latin word? hereafter they will impose such sentences is gratifying. The public is well aware that Impure milk Is sold Exects of Tobacco. that the most active efforts of the Health Depart- to ine editor of The Eventng W pent can only partially check the practice. It way What is the effect of t hardly prepared for the amazing statement made in body , : ay & narvotte? J. PARENT. ‘open court by an Assistant Corporation Counsel that “Teaco ts a narcotic, though on *Nearly all of the milk sent to the city {s adulterated some systems it acts as a temporary | !* ‘hetore it is distributed to the retail dealers.” What It *-vulant become after the retailer has tampered with it the Natlot Quertes, fone caso where the adulteration recorded 90 per cent, 7° th¢ Pilitor of The Evening World: vere A claims that the official ballots of Indi Now York State, as cast, mention the These are painful revelations of rascality, They call names of Roosevelt, Parker and other | !" for the moat drastic punishment which the law permits. candidates for President. B claims © that no mention is made of their names | ® A eee OF PARTINGS WITH MUCH MONEY. | 5.5) cicrks contain no report as to such Expert authorities estimate that during the racing but simply as Co electors’ names, who fuet closed $19,000,000 was given up in losses by are voted for under the respective par- “followers” of the horses in this country. Various | ‘a. juUems Lada associations and bookmakers took the cash. A appeared on the officlal ballots of people who could not afford it bought of the losers’ State of New York Of course the estimate given does not in-| fF the electors. —a——— the enormous sume lost to the keepers of pool- ¢ of the | o m EL. Let others aing of the summer girl, Bese the sounding sea, With her raven hale, just half a-cutt, And half a-blowing free; Or let them sing of the autumn miss In all her charms arraye!— fhe js a dream most fair, I wist— ‘The brown October maid; But | will sing of our own hired girl, Best giri of all, I trow— Oh, she is a treasure end a peart— ‘We've had her two weeks now! f it Racetrack kings are made richer by people who Mll-judge1 chances. The policy king caught his ip driblets from the hands of the poor who be deceived. Wealth is piled op In Wall om of the contributions of the foolish who pit u against a disciplined market. would say that in time all this should be In- ve, Yet the yoars will be long in which we shall who eagerly cast their acattered re- and ungrateful mills, the com- tend a | Somers we THE » EVENING « We plea bank the corners of the room, self, jover a circular pasteboant box using | reddish yellow tissue. | and that the oficial reeums made by | the occasion, or a ludicrous fortune. Neither Roosevelt's nor Parker's name table every vear with small single brass | per cent Votes are cast | Press. eore-rvv-y ue SETTEETT celves a football man at the end of| a 6 per cent. gain selling them to the | as to the wrouping of dishes. mixture of pecans, etcetera, may be filled into the little cardboard turkeys, which have cavities in thelr backs for) 8BGS4EODOO99H92G 99099999994 19 599909109600O99999090H £46666008 996689991488 909G 0999949994 99S899900090 000% oe «© » The Simple Life. 2« e« e AS 7. E. POWERS SEES I1T—1N THE SUBURBS. She’s Such a Gomfort in Sickness. 4 6 O you are not feeling well, Mr. Nags? Well, what S else can you expect? Out all hours of the night, | siving way to your terrible tempers, dissipating | * for alj I know. But there is a glow of health on your cheek and you don't look sick to me, Yot's that's just like @ man! The rlightest little pain and he gives right up. If . you suffered with all the complications I do you would b¢ in your grave, and yet look how I keep up without com- plaining, Dr, Smerk says my vitality and constitution, ‘I understand you, Mrs, Nagg,’ he says, says he, ‘and It's | very fortunate for you I do! You feel no pain, and that's because of your will power; your appetite Is good and you | seem strong, but, Mrs. Ni ’ says he, ‘that's only your | pirit!’ And that reminds me, Mr, Nase, “fou have chils and fever, you say? Well, what do you stand here arguing with me about It for? Why don’t you go to bed? Here Js mamma, she's a famous hand for chile and fever; two of her brothers had it for forty years ang never did “Yes, mamma says mustard plasters and to swallow @ teaspoonful of turpentine and take ten grains of quinine and a hot bath, No, Mr. Nagg, no whiskey, You cannot use a slight chill as an excuse ¢o guazle the demon drink, My poor, dear papa, who has gone before, scorned such subterfugi If he wanted to drink he drank in a maniy way and defled any one to take his shoes or hat off when he want to bed, and high words have arisen between him and my mamma because he would not even take off his mack= {ntosh or relinquish his umbrella, He always took whiskey | with h{s quinine, even if there was no quinine In ¢he house But he wasn't a hypocrte! “You took a Turkish bath, did you? Ah, yes, never take | my advice! Those Turkish baths are not healthy, Mrs, | Terwiliger's brother came out of a Turkish bath ten years ago Thanksgiving Day and was run over by a street oar, | Now, what you ought to do Is to take a steaming hot bath! | I tell you you should take a hot bath and get right Into bed | with a couple of hot-water bottles and some of those rhinoceros tablets, although I don't see why they call them that, because a rhinocerous is very large and rhinocerous tablets are very small, “They are rhinitis tablets and not rhinoceros, you say? Well, it {9 all the game, and you'll take the hot bath. | Brother Willle cures his colds by drinking hot Scotches, but T don't think ¢hey would agree with you, I Insist on your taking the hot bath and at once, Of course you do not care what happens you; you won't take my advice in any+ thing. If you had taken my advice you would not be iil. “You'll take the hot hath, chen? No, you'll take tt now, | "Is the hot bath ready, mamma? Thgre's no hot water? Oh, well, never mind! Now please don't start to quarrel | because there Js no hot walter, Mr. Nagg. To-day ts wash day and you knew that and that ts the reason you insisted }on a hot bath because you know there would be no hot | water and it would be an excuse for you to worry the heart | the mustard plaster, Put this on your chest and another one on your feet, Then if your head was blistered It might do you good, 4 “When Mrs. Terwilliger gets neurals! Neves her but mustard plaster, and wh: good for beast, akespeare says. “Shall I send for Dr. Smerk? No? Oh, of course I might know you would say that! I4hink a good dose of castor oll | would do you good. I know it always makes you sick, but {t will do you guod and that's the reason you won't take It, "It's no use to argue with him, mamma. Jet him have his own way. But, Mr. Nagg, you must take this Ipecac, Ipecac and squilis are the best things for colds, and thas and the mustard plasters and the quinihe and the turpem tine and rest and quiet will bring you around. “What you should do {s to try to get to ep. Your Well, is that my fault? If you would not be @ and argue with me you wouldn't ha head- aohe, No, you can't have another pillow and a cigar, and I won't giv you a good to read, What you need is rest and | quiet and comfort % “You wish mamma and I would leave you alone? No, ° Mr. Nagg, no matter how cruelly you treat me, I will never leave you when you are sick and need quiet and attention!” “All you need Is rest and quiet. Here {s mamma with | | there’s nothing To “s goopl for man ®* a o DEALING 49446-54640 906O4-4G60000009 THE THANKSGIVING TABLE. Thanksgiving Dinner Menus. turkey. As the flavor is positive, truf- No. 1. No. 2. fles are usually mixed with mushrooms, ham or bacon. Whatever dressing may be used in poultry, do not pack It, for! then it acts as a sponge to absorb the| Julces of the fowl, and becomes heavy. | Grape fruit In cups made of the} Oysters, half shell. An approved truffle filling Is ade rind eorved In bede of shaved lee. vie patel from one can of truffles, size next to elery, ra es, tho smallest, and one can of mush- Consomme, Pane grated Parmesan Clear soup In cups. cheese with this, Toasted crackers, Fish outiets, Creamed potatoes,$ Whole salmon, Cucumber sauce, Roast turkey, cauliflower, glazed Potato balls, sweet potatoes, Individual Wild Turkey. Creamed turnips, molds of cranberry Jelly, In England, A mosque Cor the use of the 2,000 Maihometans who live tm London will shortly be built in the central part of that city, It will be an imposing structure, of red and yellow stone, the decdrative work in marble and in jasper, Fewer persons died and a smaller number were born throughout England and Wales iast year than In 1902, while in London itself both births and deaths were the fewest recorded for many years, People Who Insure. ‘ An expert statistician figures that there are to-day some 5,000,000 of adult males (that Is, one out of every three) im this country who carry I'fe Insurance, outside of the fra+ ternal orders and the like, There were, at the end of last year, nearly 19,000,000 policies {n force. There are only a lite tle more than twice as many adult males to-day as there were forty years ago. ked bluefieh, Bolled turkey, Mashed qweet potatoes. Potato balls. teaspoonful of powdered thyme. Next place an ounce of chopped onion In a saucepan with two ounces or a table- | spoonful of butter. When a faint yel- jow, add the mixture, Beason with a level teaspoonful white pepper and a teaspoonful of salt Cook over a moderate fire four min-| utes. Stir all the time, Cool, then Paranip fritters, Cranberry sauce. Pineapple ice. rooms, Chop both fine, add to them aa ounce of chopped parsley and one-half Sweet potato souffle, Cranberries. Creme de menthe sherbet. | Roman punch, 1 Selsey and. able salad. Celory salad, sprinkled with wee |) it. fury the crop and teay ob tne | r ‘ Save a littl jer | Radishes dressed on lettuce leaves} Individual mince pies, Tarts, hottled enters, the skin onthe reaat Hy the form ot} The “Fud e” Idioto rial s jayer, taking care not to brea da la #h leo saan tv hidhgsaam ‘ saree IG the ekin. ina cool place two or g : Tutti frutti ice cream. Cakes. . . tree days at least Defore cooking: ‘The pumpkins, turkeys, &o, } Meringue glace. Lady fingers. Coffee. Coffee. given quantity of dressing Is sufficient for a turkey welgbing ten or twelve | The dinner-pall | Coffee, The Fried Milk Nuts and raising, Cakes, nds. id ig eae aregeriel PGheetnuts make such an appetizing | S of nearly every HE Thanksgiving hostess can) plum pudding, may be brought to table} American cooks must use canned ones, | And Inexpensive dressing for Poultry | . andwich Has EVENING FUDGE rely largely on farm products | blazing. and in spite of its reputation many | thal they should be more frequently der doubties or thelr imitations for decorat-| The cranberries are much tastier as | used. No Brain, reader doubles contains at least” ONE fried - milk wel as more converdent to serve it cooled in individual molds, specia ig the Thanksgiving table. Burnished ears of corn, wired to- Some Scientists Declare that Is ether to form long gotien garlands, | ehwpes are not necessmury for this, Why It Never THINKS, 4 ri re swung from corner to corner and|Smail timbale molds or anything of (ci sandwich, the looped with green or scarlet ribbon. | simiar character can be utilized for | eA oth MR ide Bache! TRUSTS had their SEEN INTHE Suswav Sheafs of wheat or stacks of tasnelled the purpose, Serve ench Uttle portion | orn intertwined with tissue paper po- on a bed of green leuves, 1t adds to| | the lovely color of the berry, stuled| If you are not able to seoure these Mt | cider is a homely beverage thoroughly | n't difficult to fashion one for your-| in Keeping with the Thankagwing testi. | A pumpkin shell can be built | val. Js is offered with the roast or game course. | way they would force the COMMON PEOPLE to subsist on |PRICASSEED WATER, But, thanks to this paner's efforts, | NEARLY EVERYBODY can now afford FRIED MILK. 40 you suppose? Her brown hair was| Prof. Bughouseovitch, of Bloomingvile College, has brushed up straight and smooth under made THE MARVELLOUS DISCOVERY tha’ fried milk | By | IZOLA L. FORRESTER | Cluret or any of the od-fasnioned! wines, guch as elderberry, currant, Uackberry, may be spiced and served hot instead of the ckter, Whatever the receptacle chosen fill it vith the little candy boxes represent- 1g fruit whioh come at five to ten ents apiece. In each of these hide a ft, of an amusing verse, original for tach frult has a long ribbon attached, nd these ribbons loth One clever hostess lights her festal flow out upon the | la New Jersey, ent. of the tota) candy boxes representing | Crop; While Wiseonain, with 12 per cent., jotball warriors baling arranged per \_third a ape ae The avernge in aporopriate poses. Each guest re-|g5 a barrel, and the dealer averuges the nobby derby, but right In the back | wen & tofeties shall com’. sardwiches HAVE NO BRAINS! Out of 3,476,982,153 Now, I'd go the limR if I got as far |srecimens analyzed by him, not .000:004,636 per cent, of — as the permanent turn-ups. I'd crop) bral ti di ‘| Tons of Cranberry Sauce | my crowning gtory, and fire the aide | Fe! jssue was discovered. 3 combs and back combs after the seven- Do you know WHY fried milk sandwiches have no Have you any idea how many cran- DON'T know whether she was Dr. | gored plaits, But she made « mighty | berries will go toward furnishing sauce I Mary Walker or Johnstone Bennett, | retty youngster for all that. brains? This paper will tell you! It is because they never for the tersore to be eaten this hig oro grin Lica ome tietred by ‘ . ‘ ° ° * THINK! They are content to let the TRUSTS AND COR. | Thankegiving? prea edi ie Fogg hocking HERE'S @ chance for enterprise PQRATIONS thrive; they have Ni Maasachuse:ts has produced about @ | Grand Central Station. There was iT basing the tosh toete.'ta tel" ive; they have NO amtition to vole “dhcte bagploergekapiediete grated igh tate Fa aa a oe the taits to| 22 Subway #0 long aa Flo Ziegtela They NEVER write letters to the Mayor, And, as conelue andiesticks, says the Philadephia) this year and in Boston alone a, .|and Herr Conried aren't stockholders. | i — The resut 1 unusual and appro-| Will be about fr,es| the Subway. Two women, WO Fentle| Lie SCting ghogy ined up trom the |e peo! of thelr braintessness—The Evening Fudge Is rate to the colonial feast, | Show barrels, The T alda't oven guess thar whe was a{ticket window all the way around the the ONLY paper a fried milk sandwich has EVER been Or the centre of the table may bé| berry-producing Indy at first, thought she was just a| Al! nd up the stairs to the etreet, you! known to read, narked out In the form of a gridiron, | which raises 3 pe sii Raat lene ti dig wonder why on earth the tiokat specu-| “"® pretty swell youngster, Then I caught lator hasn't got nest | DON'T BE A FRIED MILK SANDWICH! it you be a glimrse of her face and had shock : . number one, then a glimpse of her perp in Pata sat gens come one you will forget how to THINK, and will do them until the rush nour, then stand NOTHING but read these Idiotorials, Then, In time, you'lj | back and had shock number two. It he meal, Cranberry sauce. mince pje| Consumer, Cranberries this seas was the oddest, most delicious little | int mute should appear now if at no Unusually, good, aay the BrowerA, ANd | eoyen of femininity that gave her away. | Newt We eeurance Jn Cy Hall Park reach the mental plane of the Editor of this paper, /md ther time during the year Many ‘people have made huge for-| She was all correct every other way, | “Do we bs gnaged when you do, he will no longer be able to | The accompanying recipes are tor| tunes by “eranberry speculation’ —bry- | Nobby derby hat, long tan cravenette Papi: ee Ne ig tts | m of GLITTERING ISOLA occupy his | i or raising and holding th@- pedestal TION, he benefit of the home caterer in doubt | \ahds of barrels. and. then selling A ees collar, one of those new splashy | ofr i was elther absent-minded or | Me | | tles of brown with tiny gold spots in alg aah hsirhy = A humor Be a Fudge-Mask Animal all you like, but NOT a fried ‘com. |milk sandwich, IN THE DAYS OF ZACHARIAH at from $@ to #9 © barrel. Stuffing the Turkey. HE most famous Gilling fied ant ‘ are ‘The salted almonds, peanuts. or a . ‘ a 4 ' ji i. «