The evening world. Newspaper, November 21, 1904, Page 14

marr: THE w& EVENING w# WORLD'S # HOME w& MAGAZINE # Learn to . wrerrererre : 690090000 D8 SO1SSESTIAEESDIOHDOLITIIIESOOIOLSSEO>OSODOND | 1 1 Decide i 20 o » But it Didn’t Work. 2« 2 «2 ; he York as Second-Ciass Mall Matter, les 45 . yh dake ABscrersrrinseeser NO. 16,703, By NixolaGreeley-Smith. ‘ Gert se PaNXBKRMKEAR NAOKI | She Talks to Him While He Is Shaving | | DON'T see why you are In such @ hurry to get down THE CHARMS I Gave You, tralt masculine «@ ebaracter to ba town to-day, Mr, Nagg. It ls @ pity we can’t Rave & few momenta’ conversation but what you mpust run away, “I don't say you do it on purpose, but what I do gay is | that ft Is very queer that when I want to talk to you about in temporary financial difMiculties, » You say you have to hurry Gown The Evening World Fie. | ' eek: Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World during the 7 first nine months 1904 ........ 10,652 Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World dunng the first nine months 1903 ........ 828544 Inctease. sae able to | mamma, who Is alwe, needing a little mo town “T can send her soma money if I want to? That ts easy enough for you to say, Mr, Nagg; but don't you think it is about timo that you considered your own family? Brother eds a new winter overcoat: he says the one he has I need a new hat and a new street costume, and there is a whole lot of bills to pay. “If there Is any money to be given anybody let It be gives to me, Oh, well, that ts always the way! You never of me. I never ask for anything. because I would sooner | go In rags than be behoidea to you. “You are just as bad as imy poor, dear grandpa, who , favo all his money away to everybody and left most of that present themselves to it for solution and it had to # from among the many eharae istics af thel uasbands, fath ers and broth ers which they Nixola Greeley-Smith, gamiye put do en No other six-day paper, morning ot evening, is New York EVER carried in regular editions in nine consecutive months tuch a volume of display advertising as the Evening World carried during the first nine months 1904, IN THREE YEARS THE EVENING WORLD HAS MOVED TO THE FIRST PLACE, not por that ome which would most Ls his property to his second wife. You would leave all your oo them, they would do well to select the Property to your second wife, too, if you had any propeny, BETTER "L,"’ BUT SUBWAYS, TOO, quatity of quick decteion yh en tote aan pee Senne es, 4 joo tile e te ol i . it » you There is much In the alr about the future spread of oe abld saat we ed dis 4 j didn’t mean to Insult me, If you had a second wife I would Tepid transit, ‘hero is much in the way of actual xe ee ine market and the pay her, She n't be able to put up with the martyr- pansion which should very quickly be in the process Of ,<change, in less time than It takes the! perth I le only. boca | have a happy and uncom: psitiv jo #9, Tealization. In the very act of settling more smoothly average woman to determine whether | “But, as Tas, I pity your second wife, and yet you may into its own ephere of usefulness, the present Subway Ra nih is Maa iete, i ae be good and kind to her, who knows? y has revealed its limitations and pointed the necessity ory Timmy satin at “When old Mr, Peterson married his second wife he was good and kind to her, But then he was an invalid and needed some one to walt on him, and he had a lot of prop- orty besides, or at least he had @ pension, and after he died hin second wife married again and sold the house they lived irg and it was pulled down and a hotel bullt there, and the noise made when they put coal in the cellar made the peo ple who ran a rest-cure sanitarium neat door complain to for undertaking other works equally superb—and even Certainly woman's capacity for detall ty further reaching. 1s marvellous, But her constant pre-! > _ oecupation with little things Is deplora- m ‘The great east side and the still greater eastern a ble. What man or woman of positive vision of the Broux present their claims loudly, No temperament and determination has not one questions that these claims must be honored, Ideas raged inwardly for hours at @ time over the harrowing efforts of some oa differ as to the immediate form of response, A double- re the Board of Heakh, so see what comes of acting the % Re I 4, Sellly-shally triend to make up his vac- | way you 40, i Ss track subway under Lexington avenue is proposed, Mating mind about some utterly unim- | “Z have & headache all morning, and, although T a Clamor arises that a four-track road under First avenue | portant trife. should be built, rather, for fuller usefulness to the great- It takes them hours, sometimes Gays, y \¢o decide to go anywhere, say any «st numbers. And meanwhile a Belmont scheme Is AN- thing, undertake any enterprise how- said a word about ft you never asked me how I felt, and I wanted you to come home yesterday and take me to the Horse Show. I love horses, But T haven't anything to weer and so I can't go to the Horse Show anyway, so what's the Phy. nounced for a development of the east elde “L" service over small. It takes them equally long Aifferunce? bs with new express tracks and connections for all the| ‘© determine to quit or let go, Indeed, “Oh, you may talk, but I don't care what you say, I of brid | they spend so much time in determining know you neglect me and that nobody cares for nme, Here , oN ae. | the route they are to take that they T have atpod around for ten minutes waiting for you to ask me if I want to go to the Horse Show, and you stand there shaving yourself and never reply to me. “What time wil] you be home this you dressing up for? Where are you go! tell me you won't be nome? ‘Tt ts no use for you to try to pick a quarrel with me, be» There {8 a hint that the Belmont plan {s intended to never get anywhere. To this order be- | sidetrack all present projects for a subway system “over !0tg the women who sally forth to buy ry Mm t acecfipiiah that end 4 8% sult and spend half that amount, $ east.” It should not and will not accofiplish that end. in tugging themselves and an advisory Underground rallrovding recommends itself for speed, | board of friends through all the stores stability of tracks and other details which grow more)!" town In pursuit of the elusive ment to fix finally upon a: vening? What are is? Why don'tyew important as local transit becomes a matter of longer inter conclude they do bes : RE aki Ue co ane es ery @ Bae fad longer distances, Also, {t gives a system out of! lnave a trail of fruitl reta behind | ? AHA A thaes dhivte fo lec Ghancd OG bo travel GAA TE aight, out of sound and out of the light, as regards peo- | ‘em. i deni dex aalan a aia La |and the buttonholes are bursted. What makes you eo bard ple and places on the surface. 4 ond's maled a feé malnuten then It] | on your clothes? I wear my old things for years and years, | but your things hardly Iast you any time, Now you are | going to say that Brother Willle !s wearing your things! “Any excuse will do you to start a fuss, But I will nov quarrel with you, Only I want you to understand thet I | will not put up with another word from you You caqrt | browbeat me, Mr. Nagg! “There! You have cut yourself! If you would calmly dite. | Cus matters with me Instead of working yourself up into ’ | @ rage you would not cut yourself, “Don't you dare stamp your feet In this house, Mr, Nags! [ | If you were not In such a hurry to get away from your home vou would not cut yourself. It (s vour own fll-temper and awkwardness. I never say a word to you! Look what you are doing! You hmve cut yourself again! “You 4\d that on purpose because you know the sight of, Dlood makes me nervous; and, besides, you want to scar | Your face all up so you will have an excuse not to go to the Horae Show with me, “I didn't want to go to the Horse Show. You suggested | It, and then because you saw I was pleased you deliberately The roads have bad and still have a tremendous js in five months, Dilatoriness seems to | miesion, Their expansion on lines already indicated |s| Lccafeed " will yao and the ytd 4 va | We think about a cortain course of ac- fe greatly to he desired. But the Grban need Is susently| tion withet adopting It the less are we ae great and swelling to call as wel: ror the widest transit jixely to undertake {t with dispassionate services for which ways can be bored beneath the! wisdom, surtacr Tt Is often more profitable to do an THE MAJESTY OF THE LAW IN RYE. | “it women would learn to decide arent In Rye, which still retains {ts Colonial form of village} and small things quickly and not dally i and fret and worry over trifles, they | government, there appears also to exist the old-fashioned oid $4 taut tacdlst: than (her. Ors Botion that laws, even road laws, are made to be en-| of course there are women who do this, forced, The realization of this fact by the procession of| But they usually make up thelr minds fi ix times a day In five or six 3 automobilists who were scorching through the village Bitar stase a Ang hy Giona | *& on thelr way from New York to the Yale football fleld| annoyance as not being able to make it I hing to b 3 seems to have been attended by considerable incon-| rueht iy Ort alsa ta'cae febulty of C2) TRE SPELL 18 WonoeRFuL ~ DPOOGSSSS HSH HEDTIOOOD SLPLSHHS LOGI OVPOHD OOH DO DOG DO POG POPP PIG G OE POPS OPGE SOOO DOP II OG SGD P ODS PO PSO OPPO POLO LOGS Sree PPSOSHF 2 3 ® | cut yourself! venience and a genoral disarrangement of schedule, The| avick and final decision, 2M J 9 P B H B W. $ has ha Gita ao eat eames | WwW: Ww r ¢ awenr, Mr. Nags! I have enough to put a eleven persons arrested for violation of the speed or- | g ary ane Ss apa uys er a 0 bead 0 ° ut uw} up with and T will not put un with that No do not 7 "4 ake . ® | know where there Is any court-plaster, Brother Willle has é tnance and mulcted In a total of $140 in fines are prop-| LETTERS, yt The Purp Excites the Jealousy of Mary Jane's Pet Cat and There Is an Exciting Time for a Few Minutes, | tome bicvete tops somewhere. Will that. do! + erly indignant over treatment to which they are QUESTIONS, 4 a 3 “You ara red in the face, Some day you will burst a bloody 4 unaccustomed at home and from which they may have! fg q 7 b a el while you are In one of those rages, and it will serve ‘ i felt that their prominence should exempt them. Cer- ANSWE®”S. | You right a R tainly no Nassau County official would have been guilty ——— ~~ of a similar act of lese majeste to a former Lieulenant- April 7% Governor. One of the victims, a banker, gave DOU ® 1, ing waiter of The Kvening World: what he would fight the case in the courts, What was the date of Easter In the While Ryo was taking this impertinent action the "*®" 14? WwW, FG . New York State Association of Automobile Clubs at) ‘fe ©a™ iabouet ed bal ti E : ening World: |@ : Byracuse was engaged on a legislative bill, the enact- “o."* proutent Rocacvelt lewally and ment of which will be for the best Interest of the sport, | constitutionally accept another somina- $ This measure makes {t a misdemeanor for a chauffeur‘! for President In 198? DISPUTE. 5 to drive a machine without the permission of its owfer. Phe CALBlans Fiat: 4 Such a penalty should do much to restrain nocturnal ™ diye 4 foray tour of whors siteed skylarking in “borrowed” autom@biles and to diminish | school from § A. M. till 4 P.M, ant a @n abuse which has brought undeserved odium on re-| When they get home they go out for spec two hours or more, Then they come ead home, do their lessons and are in bed every night at $ o'clock, Y y A SUBWAY EXAMPLE IN PARIS, tng turned out of our home because the Along the Champs Elysees, In Paris, there are for. !#idiord claima they are too noisy, We cannot possibly keep them down more Ships That Are Lost. Statisticians find that something like 2,000 vessels of all forts disappear in the sea every year, never to be heard from \ . again, taking with them 12,00 human beings and involving @ Money loss of $10,000,000. The “Bride” Limit. The Important question, "When does a bride cease to be |a bride?” Is decided by thea London Queen, which ea | becomes a “wife” at the expiration of six weeks af wedding. The “Fudge” Idiotorial midable streams of traffic. It is a perilous undertaking, . ’ than we do unless we silence them en- ny one who b / @ven with the ald of “isles of safety,” for pedestriang to trely. The rent {9 always pald when Have You an numbers an oyster ¢ross the great thoroughfare, The trouble {s soon to be ‘ue, and the children do not damage removed, the cable says, by the provision of aimarssa peppecty. It Md very: Oeke Seas Kiss 8 Oyster Crab rong Die f \j bw: q Legisiature wo enact some law to pro- Penney Coming. tect the children of the country. They New York has danger zones for pedestrians quite ag are sometimes driven tron comfortable homes and tn time become criminals in Your Brain? § 's doubtless aware that this typhoid. DFO P-9GSIIDS-DS SE OHHODD CGISOC OTE OOS SF FOOD % threatening ae those in Paris, Fifth avenue, tn tha {jirough associating with undesirable || If Not, This Paper Will timmed bivalve is ‘ vera of {ts great hotels, affords many and constant Pe?!* ri ot Mn Haeeme: |S 2 | Lend You One, B usually equipped a é & || (c : . a T wve the subways are Installed al To the Biitor of THe i tn 3 3 canna ta tren | 4 Eiysees, Paris will bh 4 . ett Pace n Champs “pow long does a Governor's term last ul SIDE PARTNER ; A ia Ww ave done better than New Yoert:.| in New York? L A . 4 u : ie But not better than Manhattan might readily and pront- Yes, to Doth Querles, $ ® bigoted pili This oyster crab’s dutles a ably do. Let us have the sub-surface crossings along To the + of ‘The Evening World 4 3 j!n ie conelet tn RNING the oyster of any pts to ‘ BP Seslest Fitth avenue too Ue erisas celebrated ae 8 egal f ® BENEVOLENTLY ASSIMILATE the latter. The oyster 1a THE DAMES VS. THE DAUGHTERS," sie earn Ne Fo 3\ran RATE Yor WEEDLT SHALL PORTION & wae i * ie BOB. |Z ora at some 4 The spirited contest between the Colonial Dames A Permlt 1a Negessary. 4 5 | wilawtel, ‘ - “The Evening ¥ & and the Daughters of the American Revolution over the To the Etitor of The Evening World | It THE COMMON PEOPLE'S brains could only be lined | s.. @ustodianship of the Jumel Mansion, which has beeg !5 there any ae heal pent 3 9 = prolonged through o year, now awaits final adjudication a eat a” Ww 1 I 4 by Park Commissioner Pallas. It is not surprising that out of regard for his peace of mind the Commissioner To the Fiitor has “reserved decision.” In view of the personal feeling Bes cha, " lock of the favolved he will require the wisdom of a Solomon to Cheap Telegrame in France. make his jndgment satisfactory. To the Editor of The Evening World The public's ouly concern in the matter is that which. 1 Teertved Ferently @ telegram from & with oyster eras, lust THINK how THOUGHTPULLY thal @ THINKING apparatus could THINK! The oyster craby & would WARN them of THE TRUSTS! encroachments and ‘would also serve as a CEREBRAL FEAST for braln- » hunger, | Get your brain populated by at least ONE oyster crab. | | The editor of THE EVENING FUDGE always keeps a few ‘ Ever party to the controversy triumphs this | the city with only one word in it and I | Y umphs this Interesting i444 to pay # conte to get it. 1 would Fevolutionary relic will be well cared for. The main {ike very amuch to have readers of these friendly iittle ets running at large in his MOSS- Hidaid prowl GARNISHED CEREBELLUM, When his thoughts begin to SIZZLE, the oyster crabs are boiled TO A RICH SMUDGE color, | This Paper will supply its trus’y victims, THE COMM | PEOPLE, with ALL the oyster crabs ti ¢, can get Into thelr | brains, GET ONE AT ONCE. Cease thereby to be COMMON PEOPLE and become merely COME-ON PEOFLE! IN THE eonsideration is that New York's few historic buildings, 07 this ones neglected aud left to their fate in the real-estate bag apt all "ante why I should Market, are now objects of solicitude on the part of pay % conte for one word and the ad- trlotic societies, These societies deserve praise for aver 1. & it they have done within a decade to preserve Co- The Latter te Correct. buildings from the obliteration to which ‘they wero | 7)!°* 4 Tae Boning Word r orrect: "A friend Ig going doomed and to mark historic sites with ep-| 15 rake my wife and J to the theatre,” tablets, Rivalry in the good work is nut with. | or “A friend ts going to take my wite % teen | and me to the theatre?’ WM | fhe regret must be that the work was not begun | Territory. the eltg, without dependence on voluntary | yen en eee ocltory oF . «