The evening world. Newspaper, November 16, 1904, Page 14

© INE. w THE w EVENING » WORLD'S w HOME saotd Wenn f 23=©3©6BUT IT DIONT WORK. a by the Press Puoilshing C , No. 3 to @ } > Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Oftce of Same Ilk, By T. E. Powers. at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, ‘ MAG oe aa SPS SLOLSSS IS OSE SSNS SSS HSHOSSE® we sus NO. 18,708 | By Nixola Greeley-Smith MER are ] mascuune snooe many of them unfortunately | gut their num-| ver is scarcely to be consid- ered with tne legions of fool- tah women who by thelr min- gled envy and awe of otners merit the ap pellation. The man anoo s. Indeed, an exception, but, | Nixola Greeley-Smith, 98 for wo) mankind! hie) | Isur ir LOVELY, TEACH ME How— Sr MARTIN GREEN, ——— Yes, Those WILL DO The Bookmaker Says He Ie | ‘ Broke; But It Doesn't Show. ‘ «] SEE,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that this ts | Number of columns of advertising in F Evening World during the nine months 1904......... 10,6824 getaway day at Aqueduct.” Hi “We're through with the gte-gees until | spring,” replied the Man Higher Up, “at least | round these parts, and the large army of pro- ducers is engaged in locating nicely warmed and pro- tected pool-rooma, It has been the biggest clean-up in . the history of local racing—for the owners of the tracks, Nobody elre appears to have anything. “The bookmakers say they are all broke, Bookmakers have a funny way of figuring out that they are shy, Whenever they make a winning they forget it. Every losing day is counted a dead loss. That's why @ book- uuiaker can keep on buying automobiles and diamonds and clamoring that the wise players are getting so wise that he hasn't got a Chinaman's chance on the block. “However the bookmakers came out you can bet a. THE EVENING WORLD HAS THE FIRST PLACE. THE NEW CHAFING DISH= a, —, BT tie MEAT AKE FROM THE feminine coun- | terpart ls much too numerous to be so THE PUBLIC AND THE “L.”’ | claaaised The most unpleasing characteristic of | On the day following the opening of the Subway The tne woman gnob js her constant astriv- World said: ing to boast of her rich acquaintances i] - The expected temporary removal of pressure from the| 0! to explain and apologize for het; SHELL ANO | sprained finger against your prospects for pneumonia *L should provide a seat-enjoying interval which tts pa-| POor ones. LL, a : F | fron will welcome, ‘They will be specially resentful of any) Personally T have never been able to CHOP. FINE that the public is stung. Not since the days of Gutten. | burg has the complaint of double cross been olrculating |so generally as it has this season. The turf writers have cut ovt making insinuations that horses are being ' doped. They take it for granted that everybody knows {t and discuss the conditfon with remarkable ingenuity, Scarcely a day haa passed this summer that has not marked a reversal of form that would bring a holler on any brush track in the country, but the patient New tl by the management to take advantage of the op-|#¢e how she can take any legitimate Portunity offered to limtt the train service or introduce other Interest in the financial rating of our) ‘ ing economies, friends. Whether people are rich oF} > > That, it is now charged, {s just what the “L” has been | Por. solvent or bankrupt, 18 @ proper) A reporter who timed the downtown trains on Te ASG LAE Ue cess ttatecten Sixth avenue line at Forty-second street during the upon to extend them ordit. But “ehy ing rush hour foupd that the headway had heen jt should ever constitute a baels of| to four minutes. The trains were crowded, | ‘riendship !s diffioult for anybody not SESIOOCSGOISOHF FFE SSC TSSTSESSES ESE OOTSE 0 the Ninth avenue road there is said to be a longer)!" the snob category to understand York public has gone right along, getting it in the neck, t between expresses. On the east side lines old pate ci ei hineg oer pela ea “It {sa hard proposition to beat the races when they ~ Weonditions of congestion prevail; the three-car trains! jnquigo inn prying spirit of Inquiry! are run on the level, What chance has a man got when Tun before and after rush hours virtually continue rush- into the financial standing of the can- he has to be the bosom friend of every trainer and | \ ‘bour discomforts through the entire day. didate aa complete as any undertaken jockey on the track {n order to know that the horse he le going to bot on /s ready? However, the guy who thinks he can beat the ponies deserves all he gets.” “What are the bookmakers going to do?” asked the Cigar Store Man, “Some of them are going with the horses, but the majority will stay in New York and hecome gamblers,” answered the Man Higher Wp. ‘Tt is not gambling to take bets on the track In this town, but ff you take iu @ room up a couple of filghts of stairs oft Broadway A policy of rctrenchment on the part of the “L" will yi mont ey slent ey on ‘ eer are the women who, they ‘be the more objectionable because it must leck even the happrn to mention @ person oF clreum- 4 which diminished business might furnieh, WIth stance belonging to what they con- 4 bway in overatinn the road's trafflc shows a gain sider a lower social stratum, will al- io ever Jast year of 60,000 passengers daily, In the face Tee ig Ld joy f icy vl a “How happen to know her of the increased earnings derived from this additional... wed 0 tae © be Wea 6 Gs ‘traffic, any operetion economies of the kind complained endeavor to justify thelr knowledge. | Of will be {11-advised in the extreme and as much against Now, of course, people who are so- i. 1" he tha ' cially sure of themselves never explain. {t {8 an opening for a pinch.” = ee amare fed as Duals: They don't have toe. But the woman} i EP Singe Breaktast—‘here was a time in the history of |" Will relate an experience of a woman poorer than herself who may orce have been her most ‘Intimate friend. and say that she heard it from | the cook, Some snobs, to be sure, do not regard the possession of areat wealth as the open sesame to their hearts. Their s- the Republic when a breakfast such as Senator Platt has given his friends at his old home could be had at hog Killing time and after tn all well-regulated New York and New England households And it Is & question Whether this native menu hay teen Improved upon, In the days before tho breakfart food, the days antedating | . the professor of dictetics with his protel4 and carbo- . ; DY) Wyarate food analysis, the farm-houre breakfast of sau-| em brigt Pod acornd Bhi Binell eg i} | gage and buckwheat cakes and ple washed down with for the “‘lfon” hunter is a distinct spe Ff) elder, proved by the breed of men it nurtured that It con-| eles in Iteelf, ‘The most palitul thine | Ef tained all the material necessary for the restoration of ty "contemplate in all snobs, however, wasted tissue. And likewise It had a palatability UA-/ iy ihe humility which prompts thelr Baown to the chef's higher art, efforts to cultivate their superiors and : cod Nena aaa it shake those of thelr friends they | ©PART-TIME PUPILS AND THE PIERS, | have passed in the race woward. } a | Tt te a eharacteriaue of social climb- | City Superintendent Maxwell made the statement Pe! ory and of course al! snobs must be in- | { tly that 85 per cent. of the part-time pupils in the! cluded in this classification, that thelt | @ schools are below Fourteenth street, on the east! first impulse after reaching the top ts 3 to pull the Iedder In after them, Ax @ 13} MMR | She ttears There Are Cockroaches in | | the Subway. 1¢6 WANT you to keep out of that Subway, Mr. Nagg! ; | ] I don't care if tt does bring you home in fifteen minutes, I can't have my house filled with cock. roaches, 4 “Tam told that the Subway elgna are covered with paste | | and that the coackroaches like paste and the dampness, | and are going down into the Bubway in droves. fide, This week the winter schoolrooms on the recreas 1) Oe ego thie thelr dis: | > ‘Of course you doubtless Ike to have the house full of croton bugs and cockroaches, but I 0 Into hywteries even ‘thon pier at the foot of East Third street have been) woisrction ands vent in peking and ‘Mary Jane and Her Pa Go for a Quiet Walk. o™ ‘ thrown open to 1,100 pupils. In a fortnight, or #0, the) deriding those who avek to follow In| 4 ' emporary buildings under the Willlamsburg Bridge ap-| thelr footsteps up the steep ascent.) @ tug tet But Her Strenuousness Cannot Be Repressed and She Completely Upsets Her Parent's Plans, %|,,°m,2e%, lavsh at me Well, if you are) not laugthing ° SP SOSSLDSOSOS DS SESTESE FE CELTS ETE YS FE VHS ELSES COO OSES Women especially are given to thie! 2 | You just might as well! Laugh at me if you will, Mr. ‘Proach will be ready for more than 2,000 little scholars, Nae ot amuanaeet as aalty tagatal $ Nagg, but the Bible says ‘Ho who puts bis foot on a bug, , @ | *ve in the way of kindness, is unworthy of the name'=no ’ that ian’t {t at all, But ét's something lke that, and if tt ‘And tho return to commission cf old “No, 23," In City! {tas harmlesa-chat 1a, of course, the) © 4 ‘Hall Placo, means room for 200 boys and girls. Alto! women snoba. 3 f rt-time host will be reduced presently by 4 io haw al iiee: Caakteatte te Lk tee ee gether the pa ILETTERS i? to know all abou: Shakespeare because we bad 4, boarder ( fer % i3 2 | at my mamma's house, in Brooklyn, when I was a mere "+ The impression thus to be made against the heaviest , ; Body of sho city’s partially neglected children will be QUESTIONS, ‘all the more satisfying because involving none of the ANSWERS), ‘once threatened Invesion of the emall park area, But child who used to recite ‘Once Upon a Midnight Dreary,’ in & way that would make your blood run cold, and he p | offered to w.ve me elocution lessons in return for his meals, » | but Mie was never in the house long enough to give ® | lessons, although he never missed a meal, and so a 8 & § ") -_¥_-— * | the question arises, Why should there be only one recre-| 79,008,000 (in 1902) Fefused to permit me to take the lessons, and he locked | ation pier pressed into service? The structure at the). tee enine World: himself in his room avd tried to cut his throat, only he) ‘ * foot of East Twenty-fourth atreet is surely near enough | wrse ie the population of the Untted Soniat t Set. id razor sharp eooumhs bet he hieg fe "to the congested districts to be of avail. Cannot it be States? , wa | ry araecid Pike Maing aa gen ps it a der e nol ng ive . ‘ fitted as readily us the pier further downtown for winter sist PS of Foe ryan wen: he would have jumped out of the window and dashed his waefulness? | te there any hand ef carée to beat brains out on the awning over the street door, only a po- Siemans suimesmiemes | tour aces tn @ game of draw poker! Nceman drew his pistol and threatened to shoot him if he THE THEATRE CROWDS. | iW, tried to commit suicide, and that calmed him, and he was led away ard left a trunk behind with nothing in it, and Biae for Dox, Pink for Glel. ‘The conditions which make {t necessary for the Police To the Walter of The Rveaing Wert: Commissioner to double the “theatre equad” are a sign Kindly name the colors for a baby we never saw him again! 86 you ese, I might have known ‘ how to reolte only for what happened, of the times in city growth not without interest. boy and for a girl baby. L. D Sante Asa ee ay male ‘A word just as - | I» . b 'y Aunt's le girl a ‘The theatres and music halls of New York now pro- Thovedav. A MBytes Oa ioe te keke ‘on ae i The Bvening Wor'd: ‘vide accommodations for fully 100,000 persons, and on as ae Nov, Mi, 189, fall on? Gaturday nights it is a fair inference that the army of LF.B |e] KICKUMS 1S nent seokers abroad in the streets attains these Awainet Draining Lake, COMIN’ To! ° To the Editor of The Evening Worl: proportions. The Bowery claims one large division Why do the park suthorities rat of them, the Harlem district another and the theatres Van Cortlandt Lake at this season of fn the old-time amusement centres a third. But it !8 the year? The lake was drained jast 4m the newer theatre centres at Thirty-third, Forty-sec- year about the same time, and thewe fty-ninth streets that the congestion js most P'Tk authorities soothed the anxious othe Aik ceaditideg . Ost skaters by tetling them that the lake giarked. Within a quarter-mile radius of what a very was to be made deeper and improved in short memory recalls as desolate Longacre Square there oner ways, This summer the lake was are now thirtoen playhouses, having an aggregate seat- In an excelient condition, and the bilthe- | Ang capacity of 20,990, | some bom bec _— ad the ~~ mometer to reach the freeging mar! The genoa of -~” theatre crowds at this point be- Now look @f the lake! ft to drasaed of tween 8 o'clock ant a half hour thereafter {5 like the aii the water. There is not even the dnyasion of a host. Its safe handling while in transit tiny stream which served as a skating to and from theatre doors across the varlous lines of Legrand igi Why aga bend ¢ demand skating on Van Cortlandt ear and vehicle traffic is work requiring most careful Lake this winter? Come, readera of a Police attention, and tho detail of a larger squad for, The Evening World, and help a very that purpose seeins called for, jardent, disappointed skater, W. BC. = a. | is This a Recorat | | extras, and has the most beautiful disposition, if you will humor her, but {f you don't she will throw herself on é floor and scream and kick until she goes into con: . She {s the most sersiti-e child you ever saw, One day we wore walking in the’park, and the chi:d, it was Gere + trude, the one that made her mother Gischargo the gov- erriesa because A governess slapped her because the dear little Innocent stuck a hat pin through her arm in her ohildish play. “However if you will take a pocket full of Persian powder and scatter It through the Subway as you go aong | perhaps Mr, Belmont will give you a pass to ride free for life, ike railroad did for Mrs, Terwilliger’s ‘hus band when he was a member of the Missourl Legisteture, because he always voted the wny they wanted and refused to be bought by a rival vod becetse they didn’t have money enough to buy him, and when he died he bad the largest funeral you ever saw. 80 what 1 say is, be good and honest and you will be prosperous. “Ww Are you looking at me that way for, Mr. Nagg? If I gave you bad advice I suppore you would thank me for | it! But that's the thanks I get for tryingto do what's right, and for trying to keep my house neat and clean and free from cockroaches that simply drive me crasy; No, dom’t try to speak to me now! This ts the way you always act! I can never say @ word <o you on the most harmless sub- | ject, but what you treat me like a brute!’ What Proverb Is This? SPDOOGO OSS SOD VOOSOHVSOSS-93 OG Fire-Tecapes on Schouls.—The appropriation of $900,000) To the Editor of The Evening World tor fire-escapes on schools is a wise use of city funds.| Last Sunday I walked over the new) & Tt may be, as one of the objectors said, that the class-; Willlamaburg Brige in 16 minutes. 4 ) foom fire drill furnishes the only necessary safeguard;| would Uke to know from other pedes- eeininiy no finge tribute has been paid that admirable |trians Jf 1 made a record by doing oe. human rafety device, Nevertheless it in well to make| AB Assurance doubly sure with mechanical safeguards. | Yes, Boreas, | To the Editor of The Evening World ’ | Was thére any mythological deity RUMORS OF POLICY’S REVIVAL, —gesresenting the wind, and If 60 what * \Bfforts are reported to revive the game of policy In wus his name? MORRIS F, York. Capt. Goddard, of the Anti-Policy Soclety, On Side % " atiil has bis sharp eye on affairs, says it is not and 72 'he Bitter ening World: While walking with two lady friends, become an organized movement. A few swind- which side is it proper for the geutle- fe are feeling their way—and it will not be an open man to walk? M. The Aonle Problem, " ‘fs the operations of the policy men are in- 7? '* Biltor of The Evenine World : A has © apples; and the wnichfuinese of their lawful foo {s two pons rah ee one to sell a situation is a6 nearly right, perhaps, ag fort cent, others ? for 1 cent. How much | can make it. Continual repression received? Next day he gave 0 apples to’ the for all time. one boy to sell 5 for 2 cents, which was, eat tao tates ot Leite rate they were wold the fret day, sit Now, where le the missing cent, read- een it ret ae PA FS PSOSOSS HSE S SSDI FHH> ent Curb, aN all + a 4 Ye MTR , ‘a