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Published by the Press Publishing Company, No, & to @ to me, | qlection—the unexpected as to the magnitude of the| What care 1 i w | victory. The Republican party, called to power in the ber” : | quoted a young Dalitical and business chaos of 1896, ia stil! riding on the | leah the, other t day 1 rt Sowing Ce of sccm ged ) x he hed ad ‘The World has never expected nor predicted a dit. ge a ferent outcome of the campaign. It has never deceived | jana. ean Qreme probability of Mr. Roosevelt's election. It has m moment longer made Its Aight on principle, regardiess of results. There p Tae ys C fs no connection betwoen success and moral convictions, wad a ahakee ot hia bel ‘Whatever chance there may have been for the Demo-| yi.015 Greeley-Smith, «eee ‘Wate wae thrown away at St. Louis, A party that has turn, Dally the pa- + thelr class have been doing tn thelr loud ¢alk that the Dem- | Poor boy! ; cratic ticke: Is sure to sweep the country, feeling may have been lamentable, but there they are! THE Woman’s $ Love and Pride. By Nixola Greeley-Smith Viner test Seat Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, VOLUME 45, seeeNO, 18,786, FOUR YEARS MORE OF ROOSEVELT. The expected has happened es to the result of the F she be, 4 not falr } i could continue to love on) fteeit nor attempted to mislead its readers ea to the ex- Been eight-tentha wrong for eight years cannot regain) | ais sien evel Pubic confidence at once by being even eight-tenths dies which have resulted from a love unreturned or returned no longer, and Mght—particularly when on the vital question of Domest et theve are & great many people who Money it wes set right only under compulaion by Its persistently maintain this belief that | true love does not exist without the | possibility of reciprocation. ‘The extreme and unnecessary statement {n the plat-, But the kind of love that necessarily | demands a quid pro quo Js but a pro- form—"Protection 1s robbery”—branding as criminal ® jection of self love and ts but @ feeble policy as old as our Government, hurt the Democratic counterfeit of the divine passion that ¢andidate in the chief doubtful States, all of which * Dele ne Gat somenoure colsiate. | Perhaps the majority of men find it heavtly interested in manufactures. beige pees & bine os ] deals wi they may never reac! Judge Parker was seriously handicapped, too, by the| iow cise may we account for the in- Nationa! Committee's choice of a Chairman, concerning | finite humber of rejected suitors, who, havin, which The World sald on July 27: Noida Sodealaredtovae ya bod |Indies who have disdained theur ad- " ret that a man of | @resses, become the smiling and happy ie = € mater +f Geoppaatment and ren benedicts of others lesa scornful within Greater ability, better training and larger experience than |i. onthe ‘Thomas Taggart could not have been found for Chairman of| priqe certainty seems to be « larger the Democratic National Committes, His choice 1s but an- jtlement tn masouline than in feminine her sign of the times, indicating that politics has become oe ee is always a point at 4 ¢|* Meekeat and most docile of too much a trade or a business rather than an adjunot ot jen will rebel ageinet feminise 4 stateamanship. | sition and tyranny, But the proudest Undoubtedly, too, the Damocratic candidate suffered Women when in love often reach « state of abject submission moat tortur- from the characters and reputation of some of his MO8t ing to thamseivay and pitiful to the conspicuous supporters in this State. hcsegee isa | in love ‘woman’ ‘The campaign was mismanaged at the etart. Judge! neart pride ten atone tt, . pop] Parker made a mistake In remaining on the bench so !*aves before a driving gale. And be- cause she has no prid Jong, leaving a clear field to his opponents, Instead of inaitterence and nenlect, fortis ead te entering at once upon that “widerwake campaign’ sult to which no sane man would sub- mit for 5 which The World called for on July 27, when It ald: | "yor thty reason’ women are leteanty 1k is high time that the managers of the party organiza- | secidua bee ge Cae ee ton should wake up. There Is @ vast amount of work to ed Once @ man haa convinced @ done if Judge Parker ts to be elected, Bo far the politicians | that he loves her—and usually in onier have done nothing since the nominations were made, All |to do this he has only to may @ and that hay beon accomplished since Judge Parker's history. |Cover that she ts more than willing mak!ng telegram has boen done by the newspapers to take his word for {t—he cannot bent the Iden out of her head with a club. | The World then warned the party leaders: jAnd 40 long as thie eonviction remains $ with her, she will forgive everything. Judge Parker cannot be elected by boasting or lying, as Committeemen Mack and McCarren and other politicia: He {s 69 good-natured and has so many dimlpated friends! Does ho neglect her for other women? Dear, | Tt insisted that there “must be an aggressive and simple-hearted, well-meaning fellow! The other women are oo designing. Progressive campaign, a campaign of ideas and princi| rey he beat her? ‘The tig baby needs plea, of popular enthusiasm for a great moral cause.” lene ‘nd finds punching the bag too) | monotonous, In the last two weeks the campaign was raised to! ‘hore ip nothing more beautiful, more | , bi then too late. Had the work done |ritiful, more eaddening to behold than ieee eres batt tt was ' tho love which Is devoid of pride, And Ot the end of October been begun in July—before nearly tne jove of mowt women Is devoid of It @ hundred days had been wasted in mere dilatory inac- Compared with the love of man, is as) 4 @ tallow dip to the sun, one which a/ ton—the showing made would have been far more ored-|pronth will snuff out, while the other | ‘ thou biican triumph | Must burn on eternally, shedding Its ra- Habe, ioe Ue anarelbnts OF ihe Bapebitean tetampk diance allke upon the just and the un- shows that Democratic defeat was inevitable. furt Roose t Luckily, not many women know this| wee yeits extreme of misery, and those who The World dves not and will not abate one jot of Its cape it may be counted blessed among Opposition to all that the President haa stood for most “'r kind conspicuously In this campalgn. But it will continue to treat bim fairly, as it has always done in the past—as it! LETTERS, did, for instance, when it gave such ample recognition | QUESTIONS, 4 to his Northern Securities achievement, when it praised | ANSWERS. \ 3 him for keeping the peace in Vonezuela, and when it ° efended him against the criticisms of his hospitality to In The World Alm Booker Washington, The World will sustain him when 7° '%¢ Eltor of The B be js right and criticise him when he seems to it to be wrong, and will hope for the best. Perhaps the thought Nee and Lael sree fun homes of the moral forces arrayed against him by ind»pendent LEXINGTON, opinion in the contest just closed, even though it was ineffectual, may have a sobering effect on his reckless vd men and men who are unable to} @ The Former Is Correct. To the Editor of Thi €-3O0-28 w EVEN wil Does he drink to excess and become 3 of |dull, quarrelsome, brutally morose? | Whien ts temperament. It certainly should. or “You and me will go ? The result of the election follows naturally from tho) Pevple’s Chorus, Cooper Union. » To the Editor of The Evening World apparent prosperity of the country, which gave to the where can I get singing essona free, party in power au advantage which it je never easy to of St Httle expense? CONTRALTO. overcome, Many Republicans refused to take Mr. 7m Roosevelt seriously in his own pose as the Lord of the sd Few sae wie one et tre Big Stick and Regulator of the Western Hemisphere, st yrhen escorting a young lady BW. They gayiy declined to believe that, If elected, he will Contiuue “the eamo” extravagant use of the public Money, They looked upon him as honest and well- Table Etiquette, of The Evening World Should a epoon of a fork be used for ) eating peas? Also, which hand should “hee Denarer, Maser © EAS erratic, And the $0 . the fork be held In wh eating? Should shows that the majority of the people admired him, a person eat from the side or end of a “artelvow se: r tne) | fork? AM K They put aside the Cortelyou scandal with the cynical Perk, ek. Feces: Seed ase assertion that tho other party was “just as bad,” and Righ From the end, not the held all fair in politics as tn war, Their attitude and" 4 hand. : to Stop Smoking. World 7 Lam nine It can truly be said of the people's choice of Mr. teen years oll and a very heavy Rooseveit, as Disracli said of the man who married q @mker. U stopped for a while, but the temptation # too much for me. 8 OOSSSE2 = second time, “It is a triumph of hope over experience,” A B.C ‘ If President Roosevelt will be satisfied with this eplen- If yout own will power and common aia vote of confidence, the climax of his whole career, rah aan prea “ forest has 3 the greatest persoual triunph ever won by any Prosi. senadly hope to be cured by outsite 3 Gent—it he will strive for four years for the place ta i ed, me ge pn + success | ory to which his earlier ideals would have bid him through lite the popular mandate resisted and deplored by its and ‘ndepeadents may yet redound to the ‘and the true glory of the Republic At that he will not be a candidate fcr re-elec. Hand most sagacious step in the right| The Poet Lovelace. ¥ { The Evening World er used the words His an- could love you more did I ive honor lees" (or “did I love honor more")? A. K "I could | ‘The nes you refer to are boner Gore,” end are by Lovelace =| “This pavroll is «y the manager of the ‘Hamlet’ ‘Can't we “You mii | Bested one of the eravedingers. And the mani not love you, dear, so muah, loved I not ieessepee cr ymorit tolanter —Cleve- s 4 * ary Jane Pokes Fun at Dear Old Uncle Jim. o o al PAPA~ WAS UNCLE JIM MARY JANE - 1 ToL You 70 Ga WAY! YES, T RE GHOST STORY, po bie” claimed along with less people?” t give up the ghost,” sug- ir, wrongly thinkh imaelf, ‘ain, oRN'O IKE THAT menage] { THE OLD PLACE happen? ! has “Wil you be my wifer”’ 2 HOW SHE WAS WON. Old Friend—So you have at last con- mpany. |sented to marry some one, How did it|/quisites?” asked Mrs, Oldcastle. “He bad one once,” repiled her Miss Fiippant—Well, every man that| hostess, “but the dootor sald It was ever proposed before has sald,| brought on by bein’ out too long in the|man's letter!’ ’ But Harola|hot oun. My! I don't know what I'd SOOd90 lie Wise, Gene Carr’s Brainy Kid, an Acrobat, Emulating a Show Poster, He Shows Another Youth How to Balance on His Hands, THE GREATES SHOW ON MARY JANE- DONT ANNOY YOUR UNCLE: Go OUT AND PLAY. } UNCLE JIM NEVER GAVE HARES r2-S-4-3-9 2 A Few of Uncle's Cranial and Other Peculiarities Suddenly Interest the Inquisitive Darling, ® @® | Compared with the : ONLY ONE HE HAD. “Does vour coachman have any ver- FELSSORHSELDESOT HST IORIGDE LEE PDE SEER ERDOPEEESOEOOS £4 2.295929.998-6-9999009929002000800409990090000900000000 DISAPPOINTMENT. The campaign manager of the great political party had just finished reading tter of acceptance from one of ed NG WORLD'S 2 HOME w MAGAZINE. | | magnetism {s all to the good, Then when @ woman ia hope- ower ie | ae’ Higher Up &Y MARTIN GREEN, ee | Now that Election fs Past, | | How About That Boxing Law? 6 OW," sald the Cigar Store Man, “that tt'¢ | 46 all over, I wonder if we'll have boxing | N matches {in New York again,° “It depends on how closely the Dro moters keep their hoggish instincts un-‘ F, der cover,” replied the Man Higher Up. “The Horton | law would never have been repealed if the men who | were dragging in the mazuma with gang nets hadn't tried to push each other out of the trough. Under the | Might kind of control admirers of boxing in New York : should be allowed to attend matches without having to travel all the way to Philadelphia. “Ot course there will be a lot of talk about the bru- ¢ tality. of boxing from people who never saw a boxing match, and ‘oud screams of agony from the small but {nsistent element in the population that wants every body else to live up to a programme typified by lemon- ade and fudge. There Is no more danger to a well- trained athlete in the boxing arena than there ds to the average clerk taking a ride {n the Subway. “Our beat people, male and female, attend the football games, and every time one of the intellectual youths on , the fleld gets his skull fractured they are there with three cheers. I have heard and seen a prom n+ zen make a burning speech against prize-fighting, leave | the hall and enter his carriage, which was drawn by horses checked up so high that every step was agony, “There are enough honest boxers in the business to furnish all the bouts necessary and keep the sport clean . | 1? the grafters and crooks can be kept out of the game, | There {s more blood spilled in a college cane rush than there is in fifty boxing matches.” “They're a rough lot, the men who run the boxing game,” objected the Cigar Store Man. “Well,” remarked the Man Higher Un, “a truck-driver would he out of placo teaching a kindergarten, but he | would be in as right as an aesthete or poet trying to + liandle prize-fightora,” “Trade Last’’ Ils Woman's - Faworite Hold-Vp Game, ' | By 4. Rohe. ie i ll i HERE'S nothing more aggravating than to have @ | woman ask me for a ‘trade last,’ complained the Pesaimist. “A ‘trade last,’ what's that?” asked the Amateur Philose- pher, “Don't know what a ‘trade last’ 19? Well, it's plain you | | haven't been around women much, When # woman wante compliment—which is all the time—she rushes gushingly at you and gurgtes, ‘I've wot a trade last for you!’ That * means {t's up to you to deilver the goods on the spot in the shape of a compimientary notice. Then she'll tell you in xchange some fool nonsense about what Irene Van Deusen sald about your new necktie or that Marke McGuire sald you were the lovilest man she ever met, “It's the greatest hold-up game in all women’s ridiculous 4 vanities, Running inst a loaded revolver can’t be woman with a face |! this ‘trade last’ game." “But ugly women are certainly not vain," interposed the Amateur Philosopher. “Not vain!" snorted the Pessimist, “I never saw a womem 4 in my life, no matter how ugly, who didn’t think she pas sessed the fatal gift of beauty in some form or other, “When the realises that she hasn't the complexion and features that would arouse a poet's frenzy she imagines she has @ fascination of manner that mere phyaical beauty can't hold a candle to,” 4 “How does she figure that out?’ asked the Amateur Phil- osopher, “She doesn't. It's woman's innate vanity, When se knows she Isn't {n the beauty class she fancies her personal less in the physical fascination line she begins to lead the higher life and beMeve In the dootrine of mind oyer matter, She sets out to be @ clever woman and sway men by her Intellect.” ‘Well, history shows that she can do it,” sald the Ama- teur Philosopher. “You must have been reading a history written by @ woman,” said the Pessimist, laconically, “Their vanity ‘makes them credulous.” “Do you think all women ere crasy for flattery? asked the Amateur Philosopher, “I ahould say 80, When you get a woman with the ‘trade last’ habit you want to sidestep quick." “What can you do If you are caught?” queried the Ama teur Philosopher, “Well, It's safe to tell any woman she te beautiful, for PY she'll believe It. If she has a bad nose, compliment her Grecian eyebrows. If you can’t stand to look her in the face and perjure yourself tell her she wields a mysterious psychic power over you, If you can’t do that then tell she’s the cleverest woman you ever met, and that will her. Try the beauty business first, for I never saw but woman in my life that I couldn't make believe had the of beauty and fascination, and she was eighty-five years blind and deaf, and couldn't understand the sign lauguage, A Strange Convict. One of the most remarkable men in the United @tates is & convict In Sing Sing, where he edits the prison paper, the Star of Hope. He ts there for burglary, but in his time has been lawyer, reporter, confidence man, secretary to @ khe- dive of Egypt, preacher, forger and politician Me is an Englishman by birth. RE £58 s To Colonize Negroes. An Afro-American stock company, composed of negroes, has been organized in San Bernardino, Southern Califormla. » Tt proposes to bring to that part of the State all the South+ ern negroes who have the will and the money to make themeelves independent as ranchers and orange-growers, Wages in Germany, Masuns in the Fibenstock istrict of omer ee ' from 8 to 9 cents an hour, carpunters from 7 to 8 on hour and day lgborera from 45 to @ cents a day of:twelve hours, At present a railway is pelng bullt at Eibenstocks on | which 160 laborers, mostly Bohemians, are employed. They are paid from @ to T2 cents a day, 1 Told You So! Oh lord! he's with us once again— The man we al! of us know; He's here once more with bfa old refrain: "I told you so!" He knew just who the winner’d be; He knew how the fight wou'd And he cries aloud in his flendis) giee: "I told you so!” Oh, smote him as you would flea, Witn one good vigorous blow! And let your words on leaving be: "E told you ao!" . ROB THOMPOON, |