The evening world. Newspaper, November 3, 1904, Page 14

ws T Making Man and Woman Equal. oe by the Press Publishing Company, No, 03 to @ Park Row, New York, Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Gecond-Class Mail Matter, NO. 18,780, By Nixola Greeley-Smith, “ U never can make man and woman equal, for God Al- mighty never intended them to be.” A public. school teacher delivered = him- self of these penighted = sen- iments before 10,652 son 8867 in New York morning ot evening, ton of Wom- en's last week, and, needless to roy, bids re were giotel with a itorm of hisse Dacusrion of “BENEFITS FORGOT.” question of the equality of the Bo already we are toeling {I!-used because there oF? | soms siperfvous in this, the woma disagreeable odore in our Subway. William ‘contury [1 t# sufficient to reflect that a Parsons has to explain apologetically that thes» jon inust have a pretty poor Meg when are inevitable where ofl and machinery and heated Le aco Vib eatine He ei i oe Sre involved, and has to add deprecatingly that ‘4 great many women, however, ap- Sre not nearly so noticeable as in the Boston Sub- pear to belleve that the alleged superl- ority of one vex over anovher ts wholly A matter of brains It t* not. No one way, ish Man's Jove U9 of his | ‘Tie woman's whole ex Poor old quota‘ton! 4 thing opart BS ay Truly it {s remarkable how quickly humanity takes who haa watched the gigantic progress | Benefits for granted; how what It regards grateful y as jj woman tn Intellectual and Industral @ Dlessing to-day, it regards indifferently as a matter cf felds in the Inet fifty years con be'teve | @OUFSe to-morrow; how, in the greatest boons, it can that there Is anything the matter with her head, Though this rather tmpor- ‘ Dick the petticst Gaws. tant part of her anatomy was for ven 72) Last Thursday, a twelve-year vision was fulfilled, @ turiey regarded both by her and her a Yi miracle accomplished, a three-million-fold bene- lord and master os a nenttathie anane - faction lavished on us—and to-day we hear pe Te Ses platrany we iratneit and Wolces raised in grievance because their owners’ sen- oe 1a regarded as something that sitive Rostrils are not soothed with the scent of rosea she js really not complete without qn steeped in tho fragrance of violets, Put there {a something In which men roa ond women are undoubtedly pot equal Blow, blow, thou winter wind! and. tt ix much to be feared, ‘Thou are not eo unkind be, that fs, In the realm of the heart A, As man's ingratitude. ‘na woman ever suffered from having itt SSP peeiaaanenenne too much head. But nearly every ON THE TRAIL OF THE MASHER, woman han at tone tre tn her ie + " been handicapped by the porseraton o J 2% Occasionally » young woman who has been made tho {°° much Ivirt, She has lived tore much | @bject of a masher’s unwelcome attentions overcomes in the world of the emotions, the rone- 9 her dislike of notoriety sufficiently to make a court! colored world of dreams, the “dreams” a @omplaint against the offender, In doing so she per-| that in thetr reality have breath, and ~-Sorms & public service well meriting the praise Magis-| '¢*'* 8 NOPTRRG. HR the: MOR co trate Cornel! bestowed on Miss Helen O'Reilly. “You!” sen, to bo sure, do not tenore this Generve the thanks of the community for your spirit,” land of phantom altogether, but they y@aid the Magistrate. His commendation of an act re- Never attempt to live In it They never ' @uiring pluck in the performer will be generally in- billy big sighed bert Terie f lr poe! A a dead head tleket, ao much the better 7) Yet all tho law allowed the Magistrate to do for the These Saturday-to-Moncay — glimpses Washers punishment was to impose a fine of $10 and !"'0 the emotional wor'd suffice them But what ts all this, anyway, but— exact an apology for conduct which court-room contri- tion in no wise condones, The penalty Is obviously ine @dequate for an offense which only a sound thrashing; R aie Dy an angry relative could wholly requite. last summer's poputar song wheesea The arrest of this particular masher was Important Lit i an asthmatic street organ or the . ‘ midnight serenade of cars under ones G8 revealing the fact that the complainant belongs to % Qiitow one wante te sltwe things at mall coterie of werking girls pledged to have any many pry jeg really just as true as K's x ‘who annoys them arrested. It is a pity that an antl: familiar _ Mbertine association of this nature should be needed. If women would take care of thelr TP But the organization Yas been formed in a good cause, Parts thelr heads would take care of i themseivos, Tut they don't seem to be God The Fivening World wishes it success and increase able to, Pid the fact that she had a ~ Of numbers. A little disciplinary missionary work such wonderful mind ever protect a woman Qs it has undertaken should accomplish good in dls- nee be'ng @ fool? Is whe not as Iable ! to love as foolishly, an disastrously as meshing, though its entire suppression ls not ot ak Saad ates Ths Nas lane taveted , & de hoved for. sinter s, merely a more or lean decora- present prevalence of the masher, his growth tve finiah to her spinal column? 4 But tho t H th her, hi ti | tm insolent persistence and offensiveness, make any or+ It ab ie hearts tat the real in- , vane Ps - s equality of the sexes lies, | 4, BAtilzed resistance to his advances by his victims a sube Oo NT pemedy 1 For canturten | Sect for congratulation, shameful ns is the reflection that women cultivated their emotions as men oft should be necessary. did thelr beatne, because they lived by \ jthem, Marriage was the only profession Be SPRINKLING, —~ © “ieee fame tot es Wns Oe . Mayor McClellan is quite right in favoring @ BIT IN matrimonial handicap. Indeed, the Idea By the next Legislaturo to put the sprinkling of our streets Is not ekogether extinct now | Mder. th direct control of the Department of Street, But to-doy, knowing that the great P Cleaning, instead of leaving it as heretofore to the tender |) Mereles of private contractors, with brains or manual skit], we should regard our heads as necessities and our The sprinkling of our asphalt has up to now been | hearts as luxuries. Until we do we The must perforce believe that “you never 7 i ‘BM cruelty to horses and a menace to human beings. > ingenious sprinklers have managed to dribble just God Almighty never intended them enough water on the streets to rob them of the safety to be” of dryness without giving them the cleanliness of a thorough flushing. They have wet them fust enough ~ "to spread over the surface a thin film of oily mud of unsurpassablo slipperiness In which horses and ped s) trians fell headlong and automobiles skidded out of all 4) Otitro!, The result was a rich harvest for the knickers ~ and the surgeons. If the watering of our streets con be given to tha], FUTILITY. quitreet Cleaning Department we may live to see the day! ye wise man studies night and day i When enovgh water will be used on them to wash away And never seeks to ehirk his task, Whe Cust sad dirt and microbes, instead ef converting Yet ANSWER, BOCES 8887, them Into nn ofly peril to lite | SMe eeerier 5 en ee ee FOUR HOURS TO BCSTON, THE LIKENESS. President Mellen, of the New Haven, drops a hint of Pg bess pe MO aaa 8 four-hour train to Boston as amonz the possibilities replied ry old man, Of speed development on that road. There now ~Cht- Apur daily trains covering the distance of 234 m ley in five hours, or at the rate of forty-seven By an intoresting coincidence the Northe fs preparing to run a train between Leeds {nburgh, a distance of 230 miles, in four hour gy iseteen minutes. This is advertised as the ‘train in Parepe. A four-hour train to Poston would require a an seis mieten dacs SOME OF THE BEST JOKES OF THE DAY, —_ my ooy,” t the dice are often loaded go News, NO DECEPTION, Mies Goodart—t gave you that quarter you yaltt you hadn't had any- to eat esterday morring. here I catch you going Into a pon. 8 cary Willhe-Lady, had anyching to eat vines nd fastest . I anfd I hadn't but I didn’t say the 449 miles to Brffalo in eieht and one-quarter Wife-O' John, you've been playing OF at A fraction more than fifty-forr miles an |PPRET Aawln. | Yeu'll Become a profes: ; - . M1 gambler if you keep on thie way. | , The crack lonz-distanee Chiesso trein, thy ohn a Wy)-No fear of that ty-bour flyer, travels at a speed of jurt under fifty tm a amateur —Phitadelphia Ap houe, inciudinz stops. This trata has a recor) Pree ty-one milles at the rate of seventy-two ities an MASCULINE THEORY. Yoara has seen a rer Little grains of powder, Little gobs of psint, Make a girl's complexion Look like whmt it ain't Chicago News, erkoble ratsine of sped hundred-pourd rai), the more powerful loco. ballast, block signals, a straig‘iter Mine and Or depression of tracks prepared the way. | “of progress it raay be sald roughiy BOSTON DAISIES, |noper Tad to ihe panic Matin, "th |, WH Admical Dewey or Cxpt. Ged |r» ne ae of The ening Wer eaeastetyl ion tee: Japs Can Stand Cold, ; ehour averag> Increase of tite has! wutey—There goes Mrs, Twiddle.|echeme will aleo apply to the take in| (07, MO Said: “You may fire when! If Pat le mw one tind one-third ancl! o. , sanee of che ancaing World! ‘Americans who have lived n Japan and watened the gute Ibirty-mile-an-hour train becominz the snes a perch. | Centrat Park by puruping the water at("*e?? J.B 8 he was when he (ook fo drink, and “ty tt proper for me to be In morning | ferings ot the Japancee in the mild cold of their faland win. five a fifty. Four hours to, jqitin—And ner husband I a regular| the western end of the lake Up to Al gy ane atte mt Toe meaty hime | Wnen Pus took to arin, ie ‘bow tae for thy husbands brother? is « Devper| wars, way. that tho armies of the Mikado must Inevitably un. | deat. Quite an earicultural alllance, |suMclent elevation for a meande:ing| "tt a servant goes to, work ty the|yusre older than half aa oki ae wig 2° g' whe camer fi og i dove et rete fan’t 1t?—Boston Transcript. Brook to flow inte the lake at the esst-| month leaves t team : ef . at e ~ ? , 4s >, he ‘ i PROB ay Ny KEN Cet eae Be 5 ‘ athe ¢3 des 2h Bey, ss ee eee sy i bi ha! : Say! ‘A it Be ee ‘\ } ney TE w EVENING Clubs Nixola Greeley-Smith, the world - old | ever wit) and time | & working world {s open to any woman | can make men and women equal, for) id epeed of fAliy-eleht miles an hour, It seome por anything to eat, did 1t—| y fenaible with a modern equipment on a heavt'y phia Ledger. Masted raiirood., The Empire £ Pxpremy easily HIS SAFEGUARD. But It Didn’t Work. (By T. E. Powers.) The Things a id | @ lar.” nothing but the electric used to It. locust massage, “The courts recognize le 14 1? aod unless you are so 4 l@ \$ : GEORGE LEAVES +f | $] cHouuie ain) Ait the through. It must stand MALS declared the goods, DELAY On THE ROAD Do You CARE FOR GEORGE would sober a mal Hquids In a garag’ “A policeman ought t Higher Up. o | “yr WILL be very do anything for morning papers, and I hi put it up ttl K dries, bul ammy Smudge, the ‘‘Evening Fudge’’ Wonder. r s He Unearths a Subway Sensation that Looks as Attractive in Red In as Any Other Old Thixg Woud 3 the eeru, but the white, the ecru will look better, “Get some samples of Sano FER n ‘ THE WAEBCKIN $10 are worth anyth’ng. jet some agate ware, 4 i >) signs that you ¢hink will man with a l’ght comple \¢ me a pattern for an a woman you want !t for thirty-alx. | ter cap for the baby. you pay cash for. room, “You won't have t'me? MosT not do anything T asked ‘RUSH IT, DARING v Smuog THE PUBLIC 18 CLAMORIN 302599000000900002 206 might go to the store for 0 to New Jersey, and not come hack till after ought to be errested! registered? 2-2 RANTS? PESOS LOGHHS-IS FH 5-9.6 dent Hoosevelt President Roosevs are @ 22008 y? “I row that, but why Presifent? Mra, Roosevr ere en ee ec PEA AD RGD ERROR DUD BEGG HH SIDED EDID DED how old are they all now if the sum of| lovely family! oll their ages wen John is ws old ag] frend monew during elec Pat woa when he took to drink will he| “Now, don't forget to wet G, HAWLEY, things!” Tarrytown, N.Y. Yes, fon Is Americas Citisen. To thy Eultor of The bvenng Worla It & foe gies Lome co bale coumiry | &nd doce not become a ci.izen, and eis! the Mahometana, the Exo. @ LETTERS, QUBRIE jern end. There will then be no neces’, month ts up her employer doesn't owe sity to drain either of the lakes for her anything, Do readers think this |# cleansing purposes, ‘This plan Js ena fatr law? Servants are sometimes Urely feasible, and a brook Is an added Imposed upon by their employers by Attraction to any large park. ard work 8 my own case nearly FRANCIS TAYLOR. . when I fel ot my xo. Yet the law cumpeis To Editor of The Evening World yy month « work whether May a white vest be worn while In if Lam not able mourning providing the reat of the clothing Is black? aL C Dewey Said It. Ty the Editor of The Evening World: rk can casily be done ‘unning water purifies another pumping station at the | lower end of the lake to pump the | water of the lake up into Swan Leake We can then have a larger supply of| | running water tn the brook, and the | gurply will only be limited by the jeapacity of the pumps. The water in have so justly earned j CATHERINE, | without getting his papers out? Another Age Problem, i A. P.M. tures of the Hebrews and | ike will cease to be stagnant, for) * the part of a guardian of the peace, to his judgment, For instance, a cop has the righ’, _ under the law aud the Constitution, to deliver judgment on a souse, and his judgment goes. your case of alcoholic moisture amounts to a stew It Ie his privilege to give you a run to the station-houvy That is what you alwa “You'll also order some coal, rator's and tell him the paper |s peeling off in the dining» | "I think polkica are horrid | have treated brother Willie and Mr. Dub! After alt the trouble they took to register In a dosen different places, #0 no one could way a word against them, they have had to brother Willie ¢old me he would ” and Alice Roosevelt 1s a lovely girl Show, and it Is mean In Judre Parker to try to depr've | Pronident Roosevelt of his positon when he has such » Anyway it Is a ehame the way the men igherUp Br MARTIN GREEN, Policeman Can Do and the Things a Civilian Can’t. SEE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that the Ap- pellate Division of the Supreme Court decides that @ policeman has a right to call a cltzen “Tt was an outrage to the force to que:t’on it," responded the Man Higher Up. dismissed from the force for calling a citizen a lar “It a cop could bo chait could give him what was coming to him for some of ‘the things he does to ¢.ti+ ens and never gets a call for, | “No citizen would vote to have his right to call a policeman a Har extracted, and the number of citizens who do that eame ts large and Imposing. The cops get + It they are feeling well and things are com- ing their way they stand to be called alinost anything. If they ave not foeling well it is a case of stand for a the necessity for firmness op Much must be lett It he thinks thet sober that the sergeant abo lutely refuses to listen to a complaint, It is you to a cell, “On the other hand, look what a cop's bun has to go , the acid test before it can be You may find a cop asleep iu a doorway enveloping a branigan (hat a steamboat couldn't carry, but neither your word, nor the word of a dozen other citizens would be taken, “It takes a police surgeon to pass on a cop's Ios By the time the police surgeon gots to the station-house the cop bas gone through a course of treatment that ( who had been partaking of thy ‘o know when he has enough,” | asserted the Cigar Store Man, “You'd be a bum police surgeon,” sald the Man UMRMY MME ARE AMMAN KE RE RRAR KARE ES IMs, Nagg and Mr. ae eo By Roy L. McCardell. 4 SAMAMAK KREME KR KR LY, She Talks Politics. busy to-da me. “There {9 a special sale of hall carpets, I see by the ave washed my halr and I can't it You don't care, you would have me golng down street looking like a wild woman! “T want you to look at that hall carpet, and if tt ts & good quality get enough for the hall upstairs. “Order some canned tomatoes and three yards of farmers’ watin, and get mea yard and a halt of white chiffon, not Never mind, on second thought, any of the heavy dress goods, and sey If those <affeta petticoats they are advertising for “Don't get tha: slasy sort that cuts if you crease It, and “All those pots and pane I got a month ago are burned nd will have to be ¢hrown away, “Btop in at the Gas Company’ tell them I want the moter examined, and go back to the store and get men 4un-motal belt buckle If you see any de- and pay the gas Oil, and 1 sult mo, “Up in tho furniture department you w'll see a young xlon, who has his halr parted In the middle; ask hit what is the name of that furniture polish he recommended to me, “and don't forget ¢o go to the pattern counter and get fternoon dress. Tell the young @ Stylish, slender person, perfect Get some moth balls, because I am putting away my summer clothes, end some tar paper and a wine “Don't formet to get your trading stampa for everything and stop in at the deco. T might have known you would you! “Instend of going out to a political mssting to-night you ir me to-day. Look how the pol'ticians eleot'on "The politicians who act In such a high-handed mannor What right have they to stop brother Willie and Mr. Dubb from voting ater they have “If you g> to a hotel you have to regieter—the law com. pela that—and it should, he fust the same about voting. “T wouldn't vote for spite !f I was a man, but you have no spirit, you will put up w'th an outrage like this, volng down to see Mayor McClellan about It! “Don't try to explain to me! I won't hear a word! Mr. Odell runs n grocery store, that t# his own business, Mr. Schmidt, che butcher, ron for Alderman, and was nearly elected, and no one said a word about him. “Mr. Odell wiil be elected; I know 't. yi Indge Parker. Tam 1 And 80 will Prost. Judge Parver and running for the same office, you don't Judee Parker be the Vice. hk Is the first indy in the land, I saw her at the Horas thon times, wo to the store ond get thone The Seven Bible-. ‘The seven principal Bibles in the world are the Koran ot a of the Scandinavians, the Tript- of the wages 1 MArtied, and a son iy boew ure, | tikes of the Buddies, the Five Kinvs of the Chinese, the the son eligible to vote when of age| three Vedas of the Hint y+, the Zendavesta ond the Scrip» Christians, é *