The evening world. Newspaper, November 2, 1904, Page 14

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When an Fvening Post reporter asked Police Com- Missloner McAdoo about vice conditions in the Twenty-! ¢4 Wl Second Precinct--the scene of The Bvening Wovld's re Fecent exposires—the official response was: “That Is the ie Jeast of my troubles,” An cquivalent to the Commis- Spooning IN THREE YEARS THE EVENING WORLD HAS | Sammy Smudge, the ‘‘Evening Fudge’? Wonder. aoe % Magers earlier remark to The Evening World that 3 # a o a He Happens on a Harm'ess Incident end Converts It Into a Wall Street Sesnation. = “Criticisms of polico work will not interest me.” | and the q oe Mr, McAdoo can be interested in affairs, He has Cl r g ry shown {t by his very excellent work in traMe regulation, | e Par GOL ONG IT! By for one thing. Why does he fail of interest in a per- gy 3 Tmaae Goes er f<] i F fectly friendly effort to impress upon him facts which, z ag Qa head of the police, he should be glad to know? By Nixola Greeley-Smith, | ¢ ‘f The Evening World does not say that all other pre- y y H ar MARTIN GREEN. e n einets are cleav, [t points merely to the truth that there — ¢ . Py : flourish in the Twenty-second, with accompanying T: pase ~~ “graft — tor ofthe § Weatie i Fourteen gambiing-houses, RLS tia: The Free aud Unterrified Want. 4 Five pool-rooma, by tertan Sad | , 4 More than a hanidred disorderly houses, Chui nee |§ — Things Whooped Up. cently ienued a 3 proclamation againat the & spooning of lovers in a 4 grove of map les adjoining the church, Parker is out whooping it up.” “Fine,” answered the Man Higher Up, “fos free and unterrified. From my conversa- tions with people in various walks in Hfe 3 |{nfer that there Is a general impression that Judge - | Parker is a cave dweller who talks in the deaf and dumb language. The unbought and unbuyable voter thinks some before stuffing bis ballot into the old tin box, and | one of the things he thinks about fs the personality of fo not interested In the conditions, would it be an act of} (nsubdordination for Capt. Hussey, as “a model officer,” al to take a lead on his own account? a If Commissioner McAdoo, who lives in this precinet, | SHE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that Judge ART IDEALS AND SUBWAY "ADS," The only member of the Rapld-Transit Commission which from) « i who defends tho Subway advertisements says that he DD the number of | 4 “eather likes them" and cannot seo that they overstep Qj : lovesisk coup: wiles that sought the bounds of good taste. | Nixola Greeley-Smith, !!8 sequestered "Yegi': Reo ink the man for whom he {s asked to vote, Tn view of the general consensus of adverse criticism shades «hee Yep" Yes boll , ; ee this solitary official approval of the disfiguring posters|come to be known as Cupid's Alley. ce weGAe 0-0 iw S "So far as the mare of the Democracy knows Judge. ‘M9 mapoen? " : Parker has never been west of Buffalo in his life, The American citizen of Kokomo who has his gaudy naturale {gation certificate {n a noat frame hung wp In the dine {ng-room of his home hankers to know if Judge Parker has ever seen the corn growing in Indiana, The skilled workman of Wisconsin has an {dea that the Democrati, candidate ought to display some souvenirs of a personal visit to the Milwaukee breweries. With our railroad fa« cilities the voters of the country get a Httle sore if they can't get at least a flash at the man they are asked to put into the White House, ‘ “William McKinley didn’t travel and make speeches in bia Presidential campaigns, but he travelled and shook hands all over the United States before he ever got the nomination. President Roosevelt is biting all the enam- ¢l off his teeth In enforced retirement in the White louse, but eight years ago and four years ago he made the United States look like a prairie fire. He has played more towns from the Atlantic to the Pacific than any one-night-stand actor In the business. “The Democratic heart is cheered by the tour of Judge Parker, The Kokomo and Wisconsin voter, while not fs interesting chiefly as explaining why the realization, es iid Laos ie It hake titel Ka ‘0 * | that lovers could select a better place of “city beautiful {deals wo frequently falls short of ex-|/ 0? eurlane maritiationa ot (enter Pectation. While such tolerance of the Inartistic exists) ness generally classified ge spooning’ @mong those who have authority to decide, it {8 easy to) than the immediate vicinity of the par- 2 understand why the art effects in the Subway are nulll-;sonage Surely when unter the soft . fled, why 2 Pallas park fence may exist, why the archi- eee = Aiden oc youthtul | 6 sigh fi teetural misfit ut thy Seventy-second street entrance to!ny Untying a iboming. Marth. spiee the Subway was sanctioned or the hideous structure on must suggest the Immediate solemniza- e city pier at West Ninety-seventh street allowed to ‘lon of the tle, And « clergyman with the city pi Ww Ni i t allowed i f the th interfere with o fine park and river prospect pet ie re wedding fees would think 80 long as officia! assent is given to these and other | inves trom hie paces A Sat rete {nstances of municipal disfigurement all private or Ore stead of frowning upon the lovers he Fanized efforts to bring about the beautitication of the! would do everything he could to en- city must receive a regrettable setback. In each of these | Courage them and might even allow eases a conspicuous blemish has been put on city SHOP lisesi he deans Tisue ee in NH jee at ° erty where its prevention was easily possible. Every! wavering sentiments of the “apooners” Guch departure from the standards set by the Muntelpal, might be crystaliised into an immediate Art Commission and the Municipal Art Society and ap-| demand for hin norvioes, Proved by intolilgent opiren, marks a step backward | ,,7ne rowing disincKnation of young { Which {t will be all the harder to retrace. tot mialrinay bad beet os pets ne ‘The meritorious attempts of civic enterprise to adorn earnest thought and fervid preaching the city should mect some better recognition than the) by the clergy for a number of years. SPECS ESSPRSTESSEERPDERB DIES RIE SOOCOe i Tarweed, of Pompton, Goes Thro’ the Subway eseevee } able to see him themselves, will assays : constant discouragement so far given them. |Zet_ whan 3 comea to helping the course 3 eo r His Faithful Nag, Boneyard Il,, and a Friend's Lunch Responsible for His Reluctant Experience. pphenDpaneNgn agente phoseleges a fe — nn rur smooth, at least 4 gots My r ve 4 Z ' fi ‘ THE BALDWIN AIRSHIP. Eee oe MMT Ares Tic Tay THe Wem eae Wit aoe un fie eee 4 3 SUBWAY TO 2390s mixérs in this country, and Judge Parker's show that xe a For the second time an alrahip of Amertcan maka, It must be admitted that the vision TLL WAIT THERE AN iy not afraid to mix will make him a lot of votes,” eS . has beon manoeuvred with satisfactory obedience to ita | °f & spooning couple Is not agreeableto P UGA FoR “I thought,” remarked the Cigar Store M: “that this rudder at @ high elevation, at St. Louis. The latest feat |°"% Perwon in the full enjoyment of 3 i bar Pale htc lh 7 sanity, But the recollection of what was a business campaign in the hands of businesy i of the Baldwin dirigible balloon in making a regularly | we have been or the anticipation of g roanagers.” 4 Scheduled trip of more than three miles, part of the way | what we may be should always soften, @ againat the wind, marks a near approach to a successful | '"* spectacle and incline our hears to 3 olution of the problem of aerial navigation. Is an ge ip ate te bapethare 1 goods.” American after all to have the honor of effecting the| i pisszay for unless for spooning, | $ 4 fret rea! conquest of the air? The performance of tha| And does not spoopng lead to thoughts California Arrow makes the workable airship for id logs ie! Rs Bove paed ¢ matri- 0 ‘ ' . < | @veryday use appear almost as near of practical realiea-/"y \ & ations By he Siite: tion as the automobile seemed ten years ago. be able to afford to sneer at the inju- It Is of interest to recall that the inventor, Thomas 9, | dtclous pubic exWNtlons of youthfut Baldwin, astonished Coney Island in the fall of 1887 by | sentiment. But surely the clergyman ~ ; le daring parachute descents trom a balloon, It tha| ‘gues bitedteitas 2 he on power 18) i youth who began experimenting a quarter of a century| Limited sea ts a ree 8 @go with the crude balloons of that day has now dovised | Instead of abolishing the maple! H ; A serviceable sirship, he Is likely to come-into one of the | &ve every church should encournge | f most romunerative rewards In the history of invention, | *%® Planting of trees tn cts vicinity that | > under thetr inviting shade “eyes may | $5 for a Limerick, & w& Subway Poets Now Cut Loose and Earn a "‘V’." 4 T following are a few of the thousands of contestants for the % pr! ftered by The Evening World for the best “Limert ‘out the Subway, The tunnel offers & caplial chance for versical wit; and for the best limerick of all The Fvening World will*pay %—$1 @ line, All cone tributions in this contest should be addressed ¢o “Subway Limerick Faltor, P, O, Box 134, New York City,” Sree be “Tt is,” agreed the Man Higher Up, “but the bright red prinetple in business is that you have to advertise the A fiub engineer from the Hub re Came here to ride in our Bub, EVA MONTGOMERY, No. 1010 Hancock ot., Brookiya, |look love at eyes that speak agnin.” | 4 He said: “Tl Ko back AND THE FIENDS CAME ALSO, And all go merry as @ marriage bell, : And lay some more track, ¥ Here and there in the news columns has been men- 1¢ For your Sub beate the one ‘n the Hub.” F tioned the appearance in the Subway of that old public \¢ 232 $7 ALFRED B, ADAMS, : enemy of “L” and trolley note—the man who alts cross- SOME OF THE No, 20 East One Hundred and Nineteenth street, teased a we toot we aisle, BEST JOKES o ‘There was an old man trom Back Bay, e who writes to the editor quotes a medical dictum j Took a ride on the New York Subway; + i that he of the crossed legs makes himself especially | OF THE DAY, Ae be: Hany 10 6 wrap, b Hable to appendicitis. This seems a light penalty for —_——— He remarked with a yap, Bis offense. He distributes broadcart from his swing-! “The same old ‘L’ of a way!" fag shoe mud, dust and blacking. What he gets in rec- SIGNS OF FAMINE. : ts. GRACE P. BRANTS, nse should be something more searching than an "T see the uckions have pub-| % ® | No. 123 Bast One ITundred and Eleventh st., New York City, k fporeased liability to cuch pains as even the righteous lished a Blue Grass cook book," 1S ‘ | : May incur. Why? Is t 4 meat famine in| $ ca $ RE die tien theta AR Mca Along with the cross-legged flend comes the related K y 13 ; For I hear that they say it Is fine; i mulsance who sits upon the shoulders and knocks off ke like it."-Chteago Record Her-| 9 (Teg ; It makes you feel Jolly Wi. the hat of tho end passenger in a cross seat, Out also g 4 8. Sat % When ou: Gian 'et he Foley 7 \wpon him, tn civilization’s name! THe TRANGRO ‘ * That you ride in In the coid winter time. x deeiemnccmreninpmnie SRMATION, ‘ PREDRDAL DEA DDSSAADDS DEG LING KEEDDLODDD DED © 99444-494-94-994-8-6894-44 $4464-46 6096-48 POOF 1519941900008 1 knurly apples, | a | ’ "IMPROVED STATUS OF THE PIPE, Worms and aceds and skin, | te “in removing their ban from pipe smoking New York Come out sparking cider— | O fa LETTER S, QUEBRI ES AN D ANSWERS 2a 4 sane Ser Som Bettas ylang I've seen thom go tn. } Bhe saw the big crowd, pe proprietors make a Sreeetes concession to a prac- Buffalo Express, Gen.Pass.Agent Dantela’s Appreeta- | thet thoy will find this souvenir in-7lo members of one’s own family 8, their power to be kind and see that Then shouted aloud: the growth of which was destined sooner or later thon wt The F teresting and valuable, helr poor horse has a blanket when “Why, they're packed like beked beans tn « " Wring from them the recognition they now willing! AS USUAL, | GEO. H. DANTELS. JOSEPH WHITE, No, 8 B bers nf y WHHOBIY| podrick—-T tried every way to get rid Subway Souv : | General Passenger Agent. me Toome street, ety, / of those cate. I threw alarms clocks at " Latter Ie Better, Former In Col- P To the Diitor of The Evening World: Something should be written about A poor Washerwoman did scrub " It kins taken the pipe a long time to live down a bad thom and fired off a shotgun I want to show you that I appreciate |» toques, 4 kindness toward poor horses, Soon the Raitor of The Evening, World: For the price of « ridb In'the Subeey, Hom never deserved. It furnish Van Albert—And then had more To the Editor of The Bvening World: ne ay. 6s rnishes the cle . wo @ good thing when I see it, and while] A says “I don't think so,” B says,| Very cold weather will come, with ice! On what day did Oct, & iss? fall? Bhe thought to herself, and least injurious method of emoking. P¢s*¢ I cannot always make use of the good| “1 think not.” Which Is the beiter| and snow, and it is a very common D. BW. If she had all the wealth Was vermitted to enter doors from| Wodrick—No. I had more cats.—Chi- sight at such times to see poor, dumb, ‘That st coat she could throw her old tub ‘way, wan exoluded was an arbitrary injustice, |“? Nowe. G. J, West One Mundred and Twenty-sizth street, of which for commendation. IT WOULD SEEM 60, — 0 a@ Bvening ‘World An old named ‘a Deauchamp | ——