The evening world. Newspaper, November 1, 1904, Page 14

at COAPOEADEN DOA ADS @Podlished by the Press Publishing Company, No, 53 to 6 Park Row, New York. Entered at the l’ost-Uftice at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, "a" AiRusaihdie WOLUME 45, »NO. 18,778, t Number of columns of advertising in 4 The Evening World during the ; first nine months 1904 ......4+ Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World during the first nine months 1903 ....++++_ 8y285% Inctease.sssceeeses Op O00 No other six-day paper, morning or evening, in New York hi EVER cared in reguar eltions nina consecutive months jolume of display adv the Evening World : tel dng ttt wo 190. IN THREE YEARS THE EVENING WORLD HAS MOVED TO THE FIRST PLACE, 10,6524 OF NO INTEREST TO M'ADOO, \$ Police Commissioner McAdoo has done some things @leverly. ‘There is no disposition to doubt that he means ‘0 do ail things honestly. But he could have done in- nitely better for himself and his department than to make upon The Evening World's expose of affairs in the New Tenderloin the comment here quoted: fe a mode! police officer, | a Man | Now, it is not good at any time that the responsible | head of a public department shall hold ‘himself eo top- lofty that statements of fact bearing directly upon the | Question of department efficiency shall fail to reach his! q Interest. And it is particularly not good when the facts 4 are so sharp-pointed as those presented yesterday by The Evening World after further tours of Capt. Hussey's A Turtle emitted this whoop While playfully looping-the-loop: “No grease will be split Aa right gayly | stilt, And they'll sell this for mock-turtie soup,” PODRIPGRADE ADE DDADD DD DEAD ED © mm a - Pal Nixola Greeley-Smith, HPSSSS ERS RRSERRDRSE “ t, YOUNG % A woman a It had been stated !n a general way that the precinct has writ - afforded shelter for fourteen gambling-houses, five pool- rooms and more than a hundred disorderly houses, “These conditions,” sald The Evening World editorially, ten to The Evening World for an opintun of “a man who f “ Pull’ or ‘Graft,’ c "An ‘ 5 alls on a airl me ‘spell ‘Pull,’ or ‘Graft,’ or both,” And in yeeterday's rearcvae anday of revelations Graft showed {ts head, and has never A woman of the etreet told the reporter of giving $5 eda BAY ) 6 mys: Ey &@ week toa policeman, “My dues are pald up," sald she ay am & R; A “househoeper” recently raided told of paying $100 young lady in BY love with a i to a policeman’s representative, and added the informa- re | nice young SAY, PoP tlon—Here's for your notlee, Mr. Jerome!—that “the me CR} man, and ne DRAW ME 2 a r ‘special Ilconse bureau’ has a representative in the Dis- oo i i "ss tae A PICTURE: ? ade - Pr trict-Atlorney’s offce.” Nixola Greeley-Smith, tempt to con pang =6l A plain-clothes mun was seen to direct to another fer this ems cesamanet ‘il blem of love upon me. 1 love hin @isorderly house parties who failed to get into the first y and would lke to make ad- ; One tried—the first one being “watched.” s, but T te a me * “ ‘r ‘ What should T do a These things “will not Interest" the Police Commis- 4, iy hard to reply to an earnest sioner, if his own word |s to be taken, Yet they are so seeker after truth such as this that one Queer, in a precinct commanded by “a model officer,” “ern t Know but problem of de- i that a great many plain people will tnevitably be inter- sae a ah , tae : m f the man’s bashfulness I du — @eted. Would it not be good polley, If he can do no |” Wee Gna How. tos RRMA t Giore, for Mr. McAdoo to make at least a pretense of ; ne which a widow ean 4 concern? vm. But she wovld untangle it a4 ‘” ——— _-—— A lea did the Gordian knot ate ri Trolley Collisions and Power Nrakea— The excuse (or wo, ; A the trolley car collision ts that the motorman “lost con- er unusual for Beg te i trol of his car” through some defect of Ks mechanism oI kant Lecaethare Melts Ay of ° iz Power brakes capable of being applied Instantly tn the the caller sg she i nel? ; emergency would have checked the car and reduced its ae ioe cr digacet a - ——— a momentum if they did not entirely avert the aceld ; . ey “pe re ion b- THAT 5 A GOO0 LL at With the antiqua Y » motorman ts sued 7 eee a . . \GIRL, MARY JANE, i ever In entire Ge Hae ee a t RUN AWAY —— ; Be teres eemcn ADEE 9s te Oa) he | they had just met, when they extended | ¢ — AND PLAY Which hay neglected to adopt this necessary satewia ands in farewell ni thelr own| ¢ trolley ¢raction In crowded streets, door, were grocted with . * aempaiatoient you girls going to kiss mi : AUTOMOBILE HOODLUMISM. wight? are i 1s Certainly the retiring: natur ; Fs Perhape the most extraordinary exhibition of tool- t by The i en was that of the woman 3 Jumism tho city has recently AMinld <The “Zoo” Comedians Said Giraffe To a monkey with A, B, C, D. ‘Mary Jane Asks Her ‘‘Pop” a Few More Questions. WORLD'S w tebe ty YY Sa of We Svan “Say, now, what can this be?” With his tin sword the Monkey made swipes And cheerfully tuned up his pipes: “If some one soaks mo We then can give three Loud cheers for the Stars and the Stripes.” “Just read; I'm sure that you need id $| i | ao She and Kickums Make His Letter-Writing Anything but a Joy. Now, MARY JAN You RUN Away AND PLAY, pop-ARE You WRITIN | A LETTER? : 2 % > HOME MAGAZINE PDD EDEDF-694-2494-090E9GFODIDOD SE 644 4504-41944 101-4440 9659010000600909060690000006000606 44:6464060000461 00404 “ More Fun in Animal Land ¢ WIEG64 44-464 d6Gd0004 " ’ . e pa iad yet Te wi ; A Mouse to a Fox said: “Oh, hush! Cease reading that humorous gush. \'ve rumpled my hale And thought | would dare To ask you to lend me your brush,” Br MARTIN GREEN. ee weet The Higher Education and the Bright SEE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that there $4 were plenty of surprises in the football ganies.” course of study in our colleges,” replied the Man Higher Up, “to give the public an even break in casing out fuotball results, If I were President of @ Minds of the Football Team. “There will have to be ‘a revision of the college I should inaugurate a course in boller-making, ® course in iron-moulding and a course In ‘longehore- manship. Thereby I might be able to get together squad of football players with a chance. “Far be {t from me to say that the studious youths who make the most successful football players are snaked Into our colleges because of their brawn. Nevers vheless, there are so many charges of professionalism being passed back and forth these days that {t looks like @ case of the people who are on the inside being wise to a lot thut the outside public can’t get hep to. “An agile but heavy young bricklayer’s apprentice has a better chance of getting a free college education to-day than has the studious youth with a two-inch chest expansion and a 73-4 hat. The mighty muscled Loy who Is wheellng a truck in a freight-house or heat- ing rivets has the boy who wine a High School medal skinned to a raw surface when {t comes to attracting the attention of our boosters for higher education. I'm talking about the kids whose parents haven't the cush to make guod for a college course. “A college education ig a cinch for a poor boy who welghs 17% pounds and joins the Young Athlete football team provided he makes good as a player. It matters jot If he has found the multiplication table an insur- > mountable hurdle and plays grammar and Greek in the rame table of percentages. Let him attract the atten- tion of some enthusiastic graduate of one of our great Institutions of learning and he {s good for @ place at the training table. Do you find the names of the scions of my in the flying automobile urging her chauffeur on to srccta Saal A mak our wealthy and Gletingwaaned families in the member Y greater epee! while she turned to blind the pursuing 4... gentiments ship of our football teams? Sometimes you do, but they g policeman with ammonia, It was hoodlumism of the he Is per- havo to be # a build and Giaposition to hold their own aay goad-clothes kind, hoodlumism lacking the excuse of em, wil mpeg Pent in a riot in Hell’s Kitchen. F ignorance or of youth spent in the streets, and by so“ \y - me af #605 Il have always understood,” sald the Cigar Store much the more objectionable and indefensible ri ww en young wom ena ue ee best men are picked for the college iy rit {8 acts of th ote ast a s her, the ‘00 . Unfortunately it 1s acts of this character which ¢ ee Riga “You have the right understanding,” answered the @iscredit on the entire Bralty OF) RuibocattllAts She 1 we ng woman Man Higher Up, “but the picking {s often done before @xpose them (o 9 popular resentment wholly undeservel. iy uig soar And yet, what the opening of tho scholastic season,” It ia the “muckers” in the racing car, violating spred) else ts ther ? , sat ty ordinances, making the rounds of roadhouses, and tak» There ar ‘ hiss DODO Bibdded hananenscnbaaeradana sseneinesetd | | f Gy k q {ng forcible possession of the road to the peril of all Si’ ts ine ———$$$$____. - _ — 5 for a merick,. w# ae , Britt the cock teil ip cf witemobite ia : By BR L. M C J], | Subway Poets Now Cut Loose and Earn a “V," % complaint. With the more general use of automobiles) how rs a an r _ VY oy « Cc arde ° y fs : they grow in numbers while proceeding to greater |) Ma as ° " e joocen. TT’ felonog a> Fire 9 tos armani ot Matern ' “ rency. wt mm up ad ‘ or the e y svening Wor! or Fengths in their deflance of decency mind to ek 5 Ul BL ggMAPFIE blue chips area quarter, the | “The poor boy t¥ so happy over It. |poker set! I won't pay $2 for Just these [!# mine! This ts the fourth time T have | best “Limerick” avout the Subway. The tunnel offers Every arrest made for riotous behavior fn antomoe yo imeshods t wing tha red chips ten centa and Ever since you arranged for the game few! |not aged up? Well, I haven't won once, | # capltal chance for versical wit; and for the best Mmeriok Wiles is a gain not only for the orderliness of the city. « Miter with ea white ones five, you say, Mr. } as been geteing ready for it. He What's trumps? Oh, yes, I forgot. It} Why should I put In? of all The Evening World will pay $—$1 a line, All cone and the safety of tie streets, but also for the good repute Nvidia Nagg? has n working for hours marking the ‘Is just like euchre, there are no trumps. n't T open the pot with a pair of | tributions In this contest should be addressed ¢o “Subway casa tae’ ad ; 1 s experi:| SE think that's awful dear, We backs of all the decks, so you can hard-| "Is tt my lead? I have only got five |ten ceount of the hard times? No?| Limerick Fultor, P. 0. Box 134, New York City." ofa form of tion more abused than abusing. Az | ‘ sty ; played at Mrs, Terwiliger's once and lly notice it untess you look very close, | card | Well, as I am ¢he only lady playing 1 a fo to the Interest of automoebilists everywhere that these xlousty 24d peppermint drops for chips, Mr. ‘and he can tell every card by just look- | “Who bets a quarter, Col. Wilkins? [| think you might let me! A girl just here from the Hub, , arrests should be m will It not be to their greater tn- \ s ng her Stig won them all, and then wo eat ing at the back! |think you are real mean, Col, Wilkins, “Why don't you take some more At City Hall saw a hub-bub. | terest to aid in the detection and suppression of the auto- 1 mane ith kisaing |(tem and nobody pald anything and we| “If that's the case you will get half a| “I won't bet. What did you win the pecded Mr. Nagg? You have four Bald she: Diydeaky all this?” | mvbile hoodlum A fart consult any widow |iid @ lovely time dozen new decks? That ts just ke you, ,Maney with? Why won't you let me |queens, you might get another, Bald they: hy, dear Miss, . 4 \reold Mirt Hat she knows | “LE don't care if Col, Wilkins docsn't after the poor Goy haa worked so hard see! I will see, Mr. Nags; this !s my “Isn't any one going to play? I think Take you, we now have our own Bub. os . - a Generally, All a nian needs to tempt ike to play with women, ‘That's be marking the decks 40 he would Know house, and If we can't play fair, we {t's a shame, ‘The pot is mine, T have! , F. GAYNOR, No, 188 Richmond street, Brooklyn, N.Y. F COTTAGE COLCNY FOR WAIFS, oeeulation 18 opportunity and cauge he Is a man with @ bad mind. how ¢o play without making any mis-| won't play at all! ithe ble casino! I won't tet you have tt, — Th Jeth f } le Asyl t ts olf 1 not usly enough to stop a Wotaen have a restratning and refining /takes, and have you calling bim down “What ts a jack pot? he re to lies big gata it yes state ¢aking A travelling Briton named Cholmondeley e eviction of the Juvenile Asylum m its o i ar , uence, " jt? I saw jit I will take back the money I put up. Viewed the Bubway right grimly and glolmondeley. o mh Th may be suge to the influence, and if you will treat ¢hem ¢ brutal way you do! have jacks or better to open i Pp iP. rf s! Y. fi Romo in Amsterdam avenue, at One Hundred and pair dimset i walled in tremu> right and give them all the money they ra is Col. Wilkins now and your Mrs. Flyppe to-day, and the way ¢hat) “Oh, I have all hearta, I bet five cents! “T have travelled enough” | Boventy-sixth sire, due to city growth and prohibitive a wooie year that want to apend they will always be ten- head clerk, Mr. Wrymouth. I always| woman was painted—my deal? = == You call me? Well, I raise you five (Said this measly old stough) f ta, p! to be ab ylum’! time. Many men der and true, It is the way that.men |said you placed more confidence In that | “Well, don't glare at me go, Mr. Nage. /cents! You call me, you say? Col. “To know that this road {9 run bole oo rley.” v — Le SRR WU aee ABPTUE:D ump at the oppor- treat women tha¢ breaks up happy man Wrymouth than you do in your | Suppose brother Willte two ecards! Wilkinson, I say I raise you! Why TAR © | thousand In thetr new quarters at tyniy sha dull-witted mortal 60 |homes. jown wife and my poor Mttle brother |on his lap. They are only one spots. Ejcan't 1? ; 5 Dobbs Fer 1 be housed in fifteen cottages, pe nit] “Why can't we pretend the chips cost | wile, How do you know but what |think {t is a shame for a lot of grown) “f win? Why don't you all put In a There ® was a dashing young beau D where they cant mething more nearly approach+ If he b 1 the point In one so much, but when we come to pay for |that man te robbing you? That looks /up men to aet ao contemptible Just be | whole lot of chips when I win? Who sald: “Upstairs cars ate too sleau, 7 Ming heme jife than was possib'e andor the old condit y there Is hance that he will| them, why let the men stand the ¢R+ like a new suit he has on. cause Willlo wants to select his own) “Why do I lone this time? I won the The Subway for mine-- \ " & hh fates Gormticn ‘ r reach |i. Cut vut. He in| penaa? “yhia Is $2 worth of chips? Why, Mr. |hand + pnts one | 22 tims alt’ 1 : + ikink ee bet | ° og ey en tet rates) ii co ithe r lncking In entorprie, And) “ICE don't want to play poker the |Nagg, you only gave # for dhat whole | “I did put up « white chip! This One| “What are you all going to aust tort katie fiers ale % seperate i ‘or boys to reward them ct of charactor will manifest | right way I need not butt in, you say? | ——— | 2 e ? uy i HAZEL. , feamewedact. Thelr surroundings will be favorable for the !t business os weil as in love, ‘Oh, how can you use such dreadful | si cheuted. I won't pay a cent, besides | ie Mises v3 ance be Perfor ot aks 4 goa wordt ma? "You tid me tT wou Out of the Mouths of Babes. [oan eae ot of ue nt Te) rye mit te @ wondoun am * ry : band from this y g woman's !ct you entertain your friends and play 7 while ago. Pay cogs t With mighty breech and odd; fd they will b ve ad W. Some time ago a priest Poker here to-night you would give me Harry was visiting in the country and, seeing some feathers scattered Ip “J know I haven't them now, but I did tte ammunition ta a eas, facentives to good bela Brooklyn 16 slaterrent that |$10 and all your winnings. the poultry yard, sald: “Grandma, can't you do something to keep your hens jhave them, di 1? 4) | Aod oou ate bai the wad " new de a‘ter ® young 4 (called en a! “And you need not think I don't know |] from unravelling? doortdlapsitg ol Areedb ae lgght T. W. MGRATH, £9 West Blighteenth street, oftyy med Impre rh thre how to play poker, When we lived in “Which shail I get, the jelly or the cake?” asked the small boy who was iH vee de poe fant Pissroed ie pce taaidad Ratan oa AR ea \ 2 present n t t : rooklyn I used to go to all the euchre | making a raid on the pantry. cheated a Beeaewists of the present have much to be thanklul soins to me arties. Everybody said the way I “The cake, of course,” replied ts Httle sister, “Mice don’t eat Jelly and || down his hand and refuse to play just Bloomer-Clad Queen. the better regard society has for them now than as jut if sh played euchre was most surprist: 1 tem." because he hadn't good cards, a dosen , DAN AS Lut if she he + certnin | play ‘ rprising. we couldn't blame It on ‘em. times, it he did It once! Mere woman Is not counted as a personal entity in the @f @ generation neo. Charity no longer ticke'a ly ovsht to be able te learn It we dae | played ao well that it was awtel heed | Freddy—Papa, has everybody got « soul? "Mew 1 here a bi che! 2 40 of Blam, but the Queen a vo in bi and @ Meckatges. It treats them with a consideiation *"Y,,\"4, |f he. nas, te tnduoe him | to Ret ony one te Me my partner Papa-I suppose 0, Freddy, ieee men see in poker anyway? T think it's | fancy blouse at public receptions. Blectrie street cars, Gone Hicit veif-respect; and that this {8 s0 1s their she. do. tt?” Oniy'thoue who have been |yod_intend to Play. Mr. Nake. It's my | preddy—Well, I'm golng to open my mouth real wide, pape, and I want you J) wn tve {6 Holar AMTIEE |” Goons | waited ‘by anes, ran at a fast pace over an sleven-mild theto know, and gentroliy they won’ ped seustssein, ik bee 0 ond | to look tn and see if I've got one—Chicago News, ever bring him ¢o ¢hie house again!” | route fu and sbout Bangkok. : 5 \ ‘ is \