The evening world. Newspaper, October 31, 1904, Page 12

Bd Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 8 to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMlce at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, ol A li aaa alata VOLUME 45..... csssceseseesessNO, 18,777, THE # E ET I: ) ‘Does Love Give Happiness? $-206-8800000 By | > Nixola Greeley-Smith. |} a 3 AT H ER-| G TON is reaponsible in her latest book or the state- nent that no! 4 woman ts truly happy except In those rare mo- ments of her life when she 1s not in love. Certainty! ERTRUDE | THE DISFIGURING SUBWAY "ADS," Once again, this time in the matter of the Subway afvertisements, “city beautiful” ideals come in confilet _ with commercial utility, and with the usual result. The * fdeals again give way to practical considerations of rovenue. | | The framed posters of corsets and haberdashery and superior blends of whiskey are a blot on surroundings otherwise artistio and pleasing. They mar a scheme of decoration wholly admirable and unique in concep-| tion, They nullify an effect in ornamentation which has made tho Subway stations a glad surprise to New ee Yorkers, a The sooner the objectionable posters are removed 3 the better for the reputation of a olty professing high i‘ standards of municipal beauty, which their presence a dogrades, The public !s hardly likely to take the mat-| ter in its own hands to the extent of rendering itself Mable to prosecution for disorderly conduct by destroy | ing them, as advised by a prominent member of the ‘Municipal Art Commission, | But the efforts of that commission to clear them away, under authority of the law will have general approval, If Mr, Warner is right in his contention that the Subd- | Way stations are public places, as much so as highways a and sidewalks, a legal remedy should be speedily avail- | We see often in the sanre families in- love brings un- | th, Vappiness to, n&nyY women, | the degree of | misery it oon- = t being Nixola Greeley-Smith, meneund rel the fervor of the attachment. But there | must surely be a few women blessed among thelr kind whose hearts love touches more benignly. stances of this blind partiality of the Uttle god, In recent years there has | ¢ been none mots striking than that pre- | sented by the case of Margaret Lynch. the young Brooklyn woman whose misplaced affection brought about her own disgrace and death, and Indirectly ¢ le to that of her Invalid brother, and the uneventful and altogether happy ro-! ¢ mance of her younger atster which oul-| ‘> minated in her marriage ten days ago. | 4 It would immediately occur to the | > cynical tu suggest that as Mfe doesn't) 3 redhgpotpla bogey betel glad FY 4 taken for granted that a romance ond- ing In marriage ls necessarily a happy one, This year’a love tdyll may be next year’s scandal, and the course af time even see the participants in the latter pillars of the soclety they once | defied. | Blessed, indeed, and as rare as Dlowed | « {a the woman to whom love gives more| 7 than it takes away, “For a woman love 1s nothing but a series of exquisite | disappointments,” continues the wise old lawy in Mrs. Atherton'e book who uttered the first-quoted aphorism about ° ; 'VENING » WORLD'S HOME $ SLEEG EEA DEAE VIDED DEED DEA DS IOE TIED DEE DE DEE 99 964041446464 O04 9404408 O04 4.00 Mary Jane Breaks In on Papa’s Poker Game. ” ad ad co Let ‘em om, SMES OUT PUAYING WITH KICKUMS MINE'S ONLY, Gor FOUR, She and Kickums Take an Interest and Spoil a Very Good Hand, 9O09Obd we i ME ON © Ss WATCH PLAY! w M AGAZINE 3 } By MARTIN GREEN, i A Whole Catalogue of Sidelong 4 SEE," sald The Cigar Store Man, “that a woman out in Ohio has sued sixteen men for $8,000 Stumbles Are Laid at Poker’s Door $6 aplece, which she alleges her hushand lost te them at poker.” ' “He must have been @ pudding,” remarked The Man Higher Up. “They must have passed him along from hand to hand and shook his shoes off. It hardly seems "4 possible that there can be such a soft mark alive, and the chancer are that the reason his wife is suing for the money {s because he told her he lost {t playing poker, not because he really did. “Poker has lot to stand for; #0 has the race track. Many a man has stumbled off the straight and narrow! path, woke up the next morning to find himself frisked to carfare and solemnly declared to his wife when he got stewed up te courage to go home that he sat up all night playing poker and lost his bankroll, It's a gag that always goes, “Whenever an embezzler who has been applying the rnuellage treatment to his bose’s cush gets slonghed, he emits the story that {s on the fat galley in every nowse paper office in the country—he loet it playing the races, It always gets an encore. Bookmakers don’t keep ace counts showing customers’ names, The chances are that tome diamond merchant could tell a lot about how the coin was sunk in shiners for a blonde, “It you hear a man say that he 1s losing a lot of money pleying poker, make {t your cue to go behind the, / returns, He may be playing poker all right, but if you om trace the mazuma there is a long chance that you will find a lot of it represented In rent receipts mado out to a certain party with an assumed name.” “Suppose a man js a natural born gambler,” suggested The Cigar Store Man. J “A natural born gambler,” replied The Man Higher Up, “never works,” The Soda Clerk Ss ; fle to put an end to the disfigurement. love and happiness. But there are few & detantanias women who would not prefer to be un- | © a7 ’ ; An Interesting Launcohing.—The launching of the Bcran- | PpUy 4n love rather than happlly out woe 8 and His Fizzy Fountain Talks, if ton at Newport News {s unaccompanied by plotures of |% {t ? | ————_ -—— i that event or by @ portrait of the fair mpongor and her| There ts @ general idea that women | a bottle of wine, But the Incident (# of interest because| v¢ longer than men because they i the Scranton 1s one of four modern double-decked ferry-| Can't help ®. ‘They don't. A great | He Writes Poetry and Has an Ex. Yr boats for the Hoboken Mne, Within recent years the|™any men have more common sense, perience with a Typewriter. “ North River ferry service of all lines hag been greatly | and when they discover that love-or improved by the addition of larger and faster boats, A | anything else, for that matters mak- rT} ES," observed the Soda Clerk, cautiously measuring few years more will doubtless see in a state bearing | ing them uncomfortable they out It Y the required number of tartario acid drops into the ¢ favorable comparison with railway development, which | out. But women have both a love and “Fresh Lemonade" cask, “I've ridden on the Sub- it has od behind, And every improvement made on jan aptitude for misery, After all, hap- | way a lot of times, I was one of the very few thousand in- hee i Flap selr to accentuate the archaic and ob-|piness !§ & pretty tame proposition g vited guests on the day of the formal opening. Through my folete deficiency of accommodation for passengers on | oompared with deep uputterable wos, @ dear friend, the District Leader's Becond Deputy Assistant Ge ane et nine vo ramones § MIMMY Smudge, The “Evening Fudge’? Wonder § verses: secre ocivitsons'n out eurratant _——— edy soon finds this out, was signed by Belmont and mid; "You are invited to inspect Maggie Tulliver, George Pilot's moat $ ws He Disc: . Fy the Subway, 4c.’ So I wrote back to Mr, Belmont on @ A POLICE R4ID WELL MEANT, a tices catmen be Oo # # He Discovers Another Piece of Red-Ink News and Gets It on the Presses in the Good Style. gt J $| sheet or our best scented” burt-onion-tintea paper, sayings “Like a Comic Opera,” said the headline in The tress at the fact that brunette women ‘1 shall be delighted to inspect the Subway with a view to World yesterday over the story of a police raid on a ®!Way# wet the worst of the deal in lite accepting it should it prove desirable.’ How was that? MMU Lk HiT ER UP! elmont hasn't answ ’ .. gambling-house in Twenty-ninth street, near Hroad- Sedna tau Ubee Gite Palo 4 You Know= ain tase ee ars Peat aite mace O Glee eh? Way. It was o xood line, The raid came out in promo- just to get even. It certainly seems to LeHiene Well, let me adviee her to dye a becoming saade while she ) tlon far iaore of general gayety than of municipal be true that the dark-eyed, di ja about St, Let me recommend our large variety of— Purity. Yot the policemen meant well—even the two #!red beauty ts more apt to take her ‘There! He's went! I s'pose that'll mean another complaint who, in evening clothes a: “ry love affairs too seriously than the to the boss and I'll get tired again, Not that I care, for my “real by thalr ee - nd "tail a Maybe Ms pov equable blonde. Of course, red-headed political job as Oblef Caretaker of our District Club rooms i prisoners until the uniformed forced women are not included in the blonde pays me a lot better than the drug business; or would if broke through tron doors with sledgehammers category, for they really seem to most there was any pay attached to it Something bad heen left out of the arrangements, *4Ppy in their attachments “I'm going to make #, anyway, by winning The Evening | q and the affair went off like a dofective set piece in fire- Wow nn falnook be a Gare Sad? saa ts w cote Tae oo eae iPad & s ° such breakneck speed that, no y one, ve every time 1 Works which burst forth in spots instead of all together. matter how many brakes she puts on over, Like to hear it? i | It was a spectacular raid and the police were the spec her momentum will carry her past hor “ "There was ® young man frem New York, tnd tacle, Nevertteless, there in the Old Tenderloin was ‘@stination, The blonde ts more cau ‘Who rode on the Subway one day. \ Relivity—e force not in pre tious, The emotions do not aeem to He rode from the Bride veal ae Liban : ment evidence 10 that New) 4, noe natural element, and she takes To Harlem and back, erloin, where flourish— to them slowly, cautiously, as a child ‘And enjoyed every mile of the ride.’ Fonrteen cambling-houses, does to the first bath at the seashore “How's that? I'll bet $9 that'll win the pris Ever heap oy Five pool-rooms, We ho do not to Y ati ef His own suspicions started Capt. Cottrell In Twenty. lone run than those whose hearts have wo did with #? But we only hold it asa invest» “a Binth street. Is the tranquillity “higher up" so great Hoth "But * te thal tk ment end we'll part with a block or two of it at inetée that suspicions never disturb Capt. Hussey, “model of. hetven one day Is as a thousand years ae ge ptown Subwa: iain i mee Mu of rth, sob a e taken for grant ” ‘ ficer,” or Inspector Walsh, district commander, or, ed “that on Instant of happiness ‘e a po eo ete bead 4 y ei ; + STlworth long uneventful years of con- lovely, ® typewriter lady who's been ao attene e through them, the head of the department? tent a braves WORK, tive to me lately, Aw, quit yer joshin'! We got nearly te — — |" Hut that fs something which any one sSmu0Gs, Beventy-second street when the train didn thing eeeeerrey & Improvemente—The satisfactory [0° ea tobe lke | eee ote Gone Pancnanine 95 Rewanoil stop Slvseh vieon. Atur wwe Boiroh pub Brent working of th ing doors in subway care makes per: |"°t "*** ‘° De (0 8 ALEATEVENING FUDGE* Ti for the platform, ‘Hi! !” Fi ‘ r *] TORY! A LXTRAN started @ DI there!’ yells the guard, as he + tinent t stion that they should be adopted on the Pili aell sees me tryin’ to open the gates, ‘Wotcher doin’? ‘T’ elevated, ‘This might be made the Rest of numerous in| LETTERS, OHN B to get off and piok berries along the track,’ Nays I in tae provements for which ¢he underground with its modern q ¢ irresiatible dry-humorous way of mine, 1 *\ “sgn ae . ti epod si When, In teed, is the | QUEST IONS, : M DONA “T'm goin’ to write a Subway melodrama, Heroine tie@ ad to, foil th nt example of the newer | ij WAS once to the track by the villain. Hero’s a dime-museum eword- h, of protecting passengers and employees trom the third | ANSWERS.) ewaliower, He jumps into the tunnel and eats the third, Ns rail? The aceldent to a workman on the Sixth avenue H rail, That shuts off the power just as the express dashes \ | ; line from this cause calls attention anew to the dangers _— down upon the heroine, and— Of the exposed electric current. The Interborough Com. | should Ofties Py “No, Misa, we can't change a 8 Dill. If there was eo pany, with perils and discomforts left uncorrected on the To the Editor of The orld much money as that in the store the Boss would herve “L" which care has been taken ¢o remove from the sub-| “Has an army officer a right to be grabbed it long ago. What did you want it changed intet’ | i way, bears the aspect of a corporation with a Jekyll- married?’ is the ym recently (Ain't I the cutwp, though!” A. P, TERHUNE, Hyde personality }asked. Lord Kiteh it Is repe ‘ | — |nays he does not think an army oMcer COLUMBIA'S NEW WOMEN'S "GYM," Ps sic & rigs War is a mater 0 Op Munamed Quel, | * Tnatonal business, and each soldier America’s typical game bird, the quail, fs» not name . By an interesting coincidence Columbia's celebration whether officer or private, t# tts busi correctly at all, according to Dr. Sytvester D. Judd, dhe . © __ of 180 years of progrezs includes the dedication to-day "ess man, Has, then, a Government ornithologist. ! ol " ht to b ried that the real quail is th of a $400,000 gymnasium for women. It ts doubtful if ® "EME to be marie Leageondy he © quatl of the (Bble, and er" 4 all matters of business there are duties that thia ls a bird belonging exclusively to the old world. Bie a@ny other event in the puatary of the college has been i, perform and obligations to respect The true quail does not occur in America at all In many more significant of university development in the mod- There is no place for sentiment in busi parts of this country the American bird is known as part ern sense, ness. If a man allows his emotion t é ridge, but the American partridge is really the ruffed ' In the early American college the gymnastum had ome him while in business he soon | : = grouse; and the true partridge again, is another old-world ™ * " becomen ditched and dishonored, bird and not American. He thinks that the name o recognized place, Until as recently as a quarter of Fe ba Wiad att , B L tt in many localities, “Bob White,” ts as good petal @ century ago if it existed it was as the least conspiew+ | commonwealth by ach a rs. a an cr —- iV Roy 2 McCardell. name comes from the cry of the bird, when fb coming us and important of college buildings. The home of field of battle. Therefore this quibbling 4 e ike “Bob White, Bob White, Bob White!’ haphazard physical culture at Harvard when the luxu. over army ce “NY It vou want me ¢o go with | have to hook my Greta in the back,| “Now 1 suppose I will have to buy &| bare got Preach biacking-quid all ever ” , m neat ” . net so much a you to the theatre please don't the girl is putting the baby to sleep present for them. I think It's an im-| ™Y new white gloves! ” -wnd 0 rabid Symnasium replaced it, in 1880, was a /\° * 3 f ‘ Worry an! hurry me! and you might as well make yourself position. Why can’t they go quietly! y,2 Coe put OA aacther alr, ou say? A “Royal Teetotaller, \ small brick structure deficient alike in roominess and ant. chines | “Yea, 1am looking out the window. useful once In awhile and marry without having @ formal another pair A to. wear! If Lewers| Col John Bobleaki, of Los Angeles, the direct im apparatus. The advance since made at all colleges WILLIAM CLAYTON BULA The Has Kinsons are moving, and at this “Watt till I breathe right! No, this affair? like some women, who get their gloves | of King John III. of Poland, the great warrior and states fn the recognition given physical training as a part of Richmond Hill, N. Y, |pelcie ta thet WH COE Oe ore tee ee mie te or wean ere Pxi_fhe doaen, I might have another} man of that country, @ veteran of the clvil war, is an fi the regular course of study, in the more substantial *igat Deaatn Cans Rimavée lis sda wa ah pelt 2 are ry to hook it! , : ay, ‘Please send us presents.’ 1 “You have my waist hooked wrong: | Dlacable foe to Hquor and spends most of his time in tem Duildings erevied for that purpose, with thelr more elab- To the Euitor of The Evening W 4 Paying their rent, | "Was there ever such a stupid man! wouldn't send a thing, Just for spite, I can feel It! How do you expect me| perance work. Col. Sobleski won his military title in the Grate apparatus, marks a most ‘instructive change of What relation to me. is “Sig sud yet Ghat woman puts on so many "Now try, I am holding my breath but the Gilkinsons sent us @ handsome {0 get to the theatre on time when you | civil war, after which he studied law and was admitted @9 View with regard to the relation of the sound body to cousin's child? mew | tl Tam black In the face. pair of vases on or anniversary and |""'"have event pick my own shoes: | the bar. In 1868 he was a member of the Minnesota Lagie {r the sound mind. And its sagacity has been justified bi ‘Twice. Jet Won Both Figh pat's that you @ay, they have “Of course it Is a little tight In the when they go to thelr country place I have to hook mv own waist! Now| lature. Later he took up the prohibition cause, in wigeh he the beneficial results, Writing in the London Mail a to the Ealtor of The 4 Abt Thought @ house In the country? walet. I pride myseit on my Agure, MF. | URiser thet 1 might nave suspected |f tush peaked Ont’ oo the, wicaoe | Ra? labored ever eince, Dambridge University don notes that he bas “alwase| ven macy ‘tees aan at Seer ang |" Well where did they get the money? Nase. Tam a perfect thirty-nix. You they were doing Tt ust 10 put me un ‘eceuanit Oo ane That sort’ af tersiture ; SEEEEE Ax Tool st: eoorts ‘a ¢ tool bi Boose, bad, Gok | Sstrca date tae’ t Oh, 1 know ft is said Mra, Hankinson'a | Would ike to see me dregsing like a der obligations, 90 I would have to th= Mankinaane bid T Wersely, that the goo! athlete is also a good student ad be ‘ @ Aight and how did Ba fights vey, but she has | dowdy, T know, but I won't do It even| Make @ preven when Maria marriwd “That woman put on a lot of airs ‘ons of Unclaimed Mall. | ¢ . beady @ 18 also 2 8 “ end? P, » ' "7 ” rich, too. are ti | At is the testimony of geveral observation FH | been dead nearly a year, and It ta very | (0 please you! -— You would think they worerabove’ such |qrount here and never invited Any One| ‘thousands of letters, postal cards, packages and news: Columbia by providing a palatial gymnasium for to the rai marae funny If that ia the case that Mrs. Is my hat on straight? Why do meanness. Wels, never mind, I will et they had euch shabby things that they | Papers addressed merely in care of the Bt. Louls World's students talses a moro radical siep forward than How many teeth are in the second | /ankineon only Keeps one gt! | ees Oe anes thelr Oe tenponed Dat ee |WEy non gesting feciy! oT" Gos Seedy | eae ees tae cee rn ct (te Usted Whtes: Conermmms of twenty-four years ago. It [8 a new de-/full set of the upper jaw? 1. F. |. The eatate was being settled, eed Pgs Merges fal nae (they | Mit was Blaria’s ast chance! On, T now! WAR tit Etcwder “ay ‘yess’ | Bullding at the Fair. ‘The weight of the unclaimed mafl evidencing a belief that physical culture te ao ? * |eay? Oh, that’s well enough for you; 40! What silly questions you sak! — |inow they pretended that Mari te-| Does my petticoat show? What tims | amounts up into the tons, t© women as to mon as a basis for mental de-| To ine toler at *S yee’ Ten $0 say). FON Ate WeRnG eneees fo S88 weiciina: teak a ten PM aeBlord | ‘ove with ens fe Dut I don't itt a a Senet WO Oe nen pxeriainly the champions of the girl athlete | Ie not the Elson dar oh afteieie) leertane thet Ganon roe Ah woding. Mes, Onatasen's aut ber o@ ioe ai | 5 fold Pia Ai Whose fault te itt, I have been Thirtieth Bi: it Brain, greater concession to thet r e . 7 otter baad appreciation of the advantages Of athletes light put in some manner up in the | you do but make the awfullest rows and |e? bands at last. She's marrying | ait dreeged? The brain of Taguchi, tho ‘Japanese anatomist, wetwhed d I ics, clouds? My friend claims there is no young Diggleby, aod Maria Gllkinson {9 | to do It bay ~~~ (web tna PG. acy ee perk ome old enough to be his mother! Well, she | point-blank 5's head: | AH fralne, and stands thirtieth in the let of brain weight ‘ +O | Yeu 1 am getting yeady, You wil] two yearn oldqe than be ia, Anyway. [pm adreld 4 ne Best: Lot mom Gatingwlabed tn ine professions, arta and scamaaa, ba ‘ ‘ i e's ‘ SS A He Ee 7 + yt a ee yee