The evening world. Newspaper, October 29, 1904, Page 10

> . Shae, f 4 us " g THE » EVENING .# WORLD'S w C p ok i ng le Bb? IADIEONE TEETER GEO HDD Hd 1494 D9 100940006 09000000908 660644644 04416006008 Biscuits 'iMary Jane Looks for Papa’s Missing Gloves, # # for Willie. le # @ # She ard Kickums Turn the House Upside Down Before Papa Locates Them in His. Own Pocket. LOVES — IN THE +0 nt OTT HGH HAND CHF > 34 oe OniER HURRYING UP. oa say Presa Pubiishing. Company, No. 6 few York, Entered at the Post a By Nixola Greeley » Smith. 1E trouble I with the women of century ls CPDL PBL PDL PEDOD DTD FF E-HOME GOD OGG ODDGS46 GFE GPAES 2 DF E-TSHEE HOD ME FIND 7 Pops Groves! 4 9 if Silver Hunting Cases on the Brain Don’t Always Reform Their Wearers f ! SBE,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that » @ur f $6 geon out in Indianspolis performed an opera- | ation on the skull of a bad boy and trans formed bim into a second edition of the hero of @ Sunday-school romance,” ‘ “ “Walt till the boy gets back his strength,” advised the Man Higher Up. “Probably he’s still weak from the operation. He might play a wturn date on the bad boy Ching and there is more than an even chanco that he will. The experience of nearly everybody who, has had to do with a constitutionally bay boy is that the only way to operate ov bis head to keep him out of mischief is with an axe or a baseball bat. ‘ “Tu my acquaintance are several bad men with sfilver plates In thelr domes. One of them has been bad el! hip life. At about the time he attained his majority he was smashed on top of the coco with a chair and the doctom sawed away all of the bone covering of bis brata. They put a nice sterling silver hunting case on his think tanks | and for a couple of months he was a model. Then he fist nine months 1904... 10,6522 h think In- telligence and high civiliza tion commend them to an cial life, 'n- atead of cook- Ing Uitte bis-| eutts for Willie and caring for the flow. era around a cottage home. When thi idea Is eradi- cated from the minds of women dl. vorees will diminish. I am of the optnion that any ordinary DROWSY VIRTUE. man and woman have got enough com- ‘When a man gets between an Irresistible foree and an|™0A sense and dipiomacy to rightly ble body his position is no easy one, That ap-\**t!® |g Raia hen ald jaye to be ths situation of our police in their relations for @ moment and ask this question: , in New York ccitnes'a vice consecutive momtht ts the Evening World Nixola Greeley-Smith, HEY Al IN HERE! Jaw and to the Tenderloin. {Are we doing right? laws against gambling and other vices are im-|, 8° one of the “Willtes,”” in a letter } to this column, v4 ‘0 ; the desire for gambling and other vices seems, a oe Meerinn thd tenet wan Var For! | went out, bunted up the man who had handed bim the ‘ to be Irreristinte, Even at the risk of belng set down! {Jolt with the chair and so welghted him with lead, with “The result {8 4 combination of temptation and oppor-| 2% % soured and embtttered divorcee, tunity which the intervening biiman nature of our police | i ga le en ee Is too feebie to resist. It leaves them men of undoubted | must gay that in my experience 1 have courage, of unquestioned integrity, of undisputed loyalty | seen a great deat more wfely devotion Be their dealings with crime; but in their connection! and indeed self sacrides on the part with vice It leaves them men of graft. of women generally, than | have ever seen any occas'on for, * From time to time thore comes a apasm ot public, Cooking litle biscuits for Wittle may | © Wirtue. The immovable body Is in the ascendant. There be a very charming occupation so long | 2 Bre police “shake-ups,” transfers of captains, trials of 44 Wille remembers to tell us that | ® the gods feasting upon ambrosia knew| ? Diamonds, Sing Sing for ‘ilennons, Virtue ts for the not tok ah Setlean As but Hime satisfied and reste upon {ts arms. when he springs the old gag about _ Then the irresistible force becomes secretly, {nsid- those that mother used to make, as he! Active again, Patrolman after patrolman geta his ple fh go ee see tt | ” er ? oad modifies his vigilance, Look-out” after wire ta it ow, the glory and the out” beglis opening his gambling-house doors, dream? after “capper” makes his reappearance {n res-| No woman ever had too much and cafes, And soon the irrepressible power #ence. The trouble with the average! @yil is in full swing again, But just because it seems, as aap we oo pty oral ble for the Jaws of the virtuous majority PO! on carning cas ich would en-} iis feaaemily to suppress the human nature of the vicious able her to empl everal cooks and | | Malnority, that is no reason why those laws should not | housemalds enguge in pay site a _ Ags jeutts for Wille or any eine? |» (ZZ Bf themselves as often as public sentiment can be night aa well expect her husband to| ® bm vat) to enforce them. Just now they could asrert! site nis days to mending the furnace - Sen Ives by closing in one precinct alone (the Twenty=| instead of eolng dawntown and earning po i} dough to hire a dosen furnace men, a ELEY, No woman that amounts to anything was ever the worse for any iroursin . je handred Ajsorderly houses, into “active strenuous commerc'al | fo" % ‘There would in a few months probably all be run-| which she may have been obliged to =] \Gaing’ in full blast again, but while they were clozed a make, and # gremt many women aro * even ‘substantially benefitted by it, Girls s Wt temporary, good would be accomplished. vin work or have worked for @ living ei thé more frequently a good becomes temporary the} are apt to be broader minded, less Mote nearly it comes to being permanent. petty than those who have led more the ald of a revolver, that extra pallbearors were te quired to bury him. “It this chap’s badness ‘came from a pressure on the brain as the Indianapolis doctor seems to think is the Tease with bad boys and men the removal of the pressure ( | didn’t cure {t. They say that criminals’ heads are ab- \ | normal, but the Bertilion measurements show that many ot the most desperate have headpleces that would take @ prize in a competition with scholars and statesmen. | Most boys are tough at some period or other of their |careers, simply because they think it is fun to he tone | These boys reform and become hustling, ablebodied citle | zens. The natural crook or bad man has it in him, and ;/it is not in bis brain either.” | “Pressure on the brain gives rise to strange tmpulses," asserted the Cigar Store Man. Yea," replied the Man Higher Up, “and I have known | men to get an kmpulsé to commit murder from prossure jon @ bunion.” 4 OFS SO-094 0000065006 ker By Roy L. McCardell, sol She Finds Her Hair Is Falling Our. ad Wi 18 nothing but worry does it, Mr, Nags. Nothing { but worry! I know you will siieér in your heartless way, you woujdn’t care if I was a9 bald as a teby, CRM EE CES OME RAO TONS " but Dr, Smerk, who understands my constitution better * restricted lives, They have a better I. Capt beg of the Twenty: ee Prectnet; Com: Jide of the valve of money, and none| $ { be “id Mer Fo: fon dha Sgt {t was worry thet is making my Gilssioner MeAdco and Mayor McClellan should all 40! 5¢ inose things affects the quality of G a jut the way Mt Js, “All our family had lovely sults of hair, and Aunt Ano, my mother’s own sister, Lad the most natural wig! No one ever suspected it was a wig till one day the wind blew her bonnet off, and as her bonnet was fastened to her wig with | hat pins, why, the wig and all flew off, and the young man she was engaged to, who was walking with her at the time, broke the engagement and Aunt Ann's heart. “Sho never stirred out of the house except to go to the breach of promise trial, and when the jury gavs her wo * damages whe sald i was no balm to her bruised heart! /*We used to know a lady who lived near us in Brooklyn gBelr duty in this matter. But so should public sentiment.| the biscutis they may be called upon h to make, ma. 4 THE ELECTRIC LOCOMOTIVE. There {s no doubt that the increased! ¢ . le Mi ‘ell tt intellectual activity of women has had! ; While Mayor McClellan was acting as motorman for! Gest infasnes on: the nkmber: of] first subway train to Harlem Mr. W. K. Vanderbilt,| divorces, For they have given up ap- at Bchenectady, was driving the first of the New York! plying the chigripes that Bap ig electrical omot. norance is bliss ‘tis folly to wise to a cowe of cixty on an pithy an experimental ren the ‘matrimonial problem, Perhaps in rr, / the “Evening Fudge’’ Wonder. wv — A Little Political Incident That Stirred Up the Red Ink in His Seething Brain. Sammy Smud eo 4 Oo ge, some Utopia yet to come husbands and ‘The coincidence 1s of interest, and the Schenectady! wives may adjust thelr differences by @ront of far more importance than the near abolishment beraguil noting eiorgpist Are we a Avenue tunnel terrors, which It foreshadows, |!°# a ees Ser the Mayor was showing the eity the demonstrated | “rm '2 bother boobed Lino hae feet of rapid transit, the young locomotive driver was! ways one person who bullies more or before the eyes of suburban and through passen-| less and another who sseig gy? Aged sete 4 vision of luxury of travel which gives that phraso| bullied. Generally, indeed. it in ‘Bow meaning—a promise of speed, comfort and cleanti-| S9f!9F that rules Yor the mare intel. -on long railrond journeys not attainable from steam! ° in its existing state of highest development. ni Schenectady locomotive is the first of thirty| ime to my for vence. It ia the stupid, Which are to draw trains through the tunnel toa nearby | doition wits that rules, oF the low. 2 terminal. How soon will that hol ra be Reaes, hapetst Morrie And Co north to Albany? How son will electric loco- estio erences every couple isu! te Pepre State ures fo Buta: |SHatvagen ase OF ay Y ; POOL SE SOLS $4 S-8-GE465S5 SOS SSOOOOES 6 OSHS SEGE$OOE-SSSSSS6-DE 64 OHTE EOE SEOSOCSOL OS PSOSSOO® Sa Antena, mi | “SER Thay who had lovely dark brown hair that came down to her Anh Ye Se Wee caer te | WEA Non ane, waist. Her husband was as bald asa billiard ball, But he A REPU! was fond of his wife. Ho wasn't lke you are, Mr, Nags! “Yes, thelr name was Ferguson; they had no children, and some people used to say that Mra, Ferguson was er- ratic because she would cry for hours, and run out on the street screaming because her husband wouldn't let her ¢rack walnuts on his head, “@he would wait t! ho was asleep and then she would / get & hammer end some walnuts and slyly crack the walk nuts on poor Mr, Forguson’s bald head. “Of course you are not interested; but when f tell you that they afterward moved away, and that people of the game name fet] heir td a large fortune in Schenectady, why, you will be surprised. “xaept for her ittle failing of wanting to orack walnuts on her husband's bald head whén he was asleep, Mra, Fer etson was a lovely little woman. “They took her away in a strait-jacket once, and every. body sald it was an outrage, because she always wore neatest tailor-made costumes, and Mrs, McCohen, who lived next door, said Mrs. Ferguson had the loveliest cut glass in her china closet of any ono that ved tn the netghborhood, “No, I make a mistake there, {t was the Digginses who had the lovely cut glass. The Digginses gave lovely euchre | Myent a person ts the more of ® phil- osopher he is apt to be, and conse- quently the ereater the price he ts will- “SSS SY, SS prospect of electrically-irawn trains on | to Willie or the maker of the bisoults tat era at asl S| st lon of that poss! now 80 Off as that of fast trolley transit in cltles appeared; SOME OF THE be @ decade ? The facilities are now provided & general tania to the scrap heap of steam loco- BEST JOKES will soon confront the management of trupk ratl-} “Does your wife insist on baving the solution, tagt word?” How long will considerations of cost delay that in face . competition and under the pressure OF THE DAY. unifkely that the conditions which forced baer 8 ys it of steam motive power by the elevated THE ENDLESS OHAIN, “No/" anewered Mr. Meckton; “when OFFENDING CONTRACTOR, brevis § ie Sarto Cae ian any OWEET SIXTEEN, Brery girl at @ certain timetn ber if rewards in & week two biests set off by contractors ex- on ballding sites have sent showers of rock years ago I had lovely halr, and even then you were angry Dechuse T did have Deadtiful Natr, and you used to fuse “ with me because I put It up in curl papers every saght, Pay re ent? Is the public to | —Atonleoy Globe, “Yes, you did quarrel with me about that, and you ales dat ry ay maid of ite! THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING, waid the moanest things to me for eating crackers in bed! far contractor hab to imprisonment? *| there's no. uve talking Way fAbbael vou thus ead Toe Giasd Oo 4 we “And you Just found It out?’—cte Wk tie Greorees Ste rite one. Pre, Cons a Pana teee ne for the abatement of the) bed ou ve- of tt, and now when, all through worry at the way you which night-shift contracting in Tooter. treat me, I start to tell you my hair is falling out, you Brooklyn resitents {n the Jo-| U. & ANTIQUITIES, read the paper and pay no attention, have for a year undergone the) “put you have no ruins, no grand old ‘“WMat do you throw down your paper fort J am sure I at night. Residents of Washing-| plies, in the country,” sald the com- 4o not want to talk with you, but all I do say ts that you | ig! ot} Berrgnd the Aen dorgaed nee ai piaining foreigner, ‘will be sorry for it some day? | “ new ngs ty Col-| “Bay, come back to the eate and let second : treatment ‘There alo are twice-told tales of abuses it} ma show you my pile of Steet common Ri her ag n Moeet ee ee 5 | certifioates""—Chicago Record-Herald. ais etapa wane a MORE AND MORE. ‘The days are friends to me, my dear. They add rich jewels to my store; 1 feel your presence ever near And fondly count my blessings o'er, Bach day a gem—a diadewm Of pricelevs wortn, the happy year— Dear beart. 1 love you more and more, The futuro days are bright with > : ars ir] é on Steely a= ot physical | oe. [ : Z > BAST SIDE SCHOOL GAMES. | |) The seriem of track athletic contests on city parks, of which occurs to-day, deserve more than Weg Botice, They are of interest as marking the in- Auto the monotonous life of the city schoolboy main incentives to school spirit at acad- |@ @ LETTERS, QUERIES AND ANSWERS 2 Y AE ee | Side Nearest Carb. Will oppose, of coutye, tie welfare of help of nine other members (the rest) Any sensiblé man ought to know that} To the Bull of The Kvening World: that ame public; but katt tt quite com- schQol associates), wish} the dearer an article is the more it ts \ Is It proper for a gentleman when ¢*' monly conceded nowadays that when society. But what) apt to be adulterated, and the.cheaper corting two ladies Gerough the streets tig men are after their own, jn work a® fe how to jo} it Im the leas it pays to do #0, From to walk in the centre or on thé sit¢/woll as in play,the public is pretty w img. Any ad beer, tobacco and whiskey, | nearest the curb? B. MiB | thrust to the Where the ante A Plea for the Auto. mobile, out for fun, Kills ite map, the 4 ort-4 runaing To the Baskor of The Evening World: defective tn @ purely business hea ‘, 1a the prevaliing spirit of hostiltiy to! way killa it soore, Why, then, if killed Wednesday. oalbors ward racing In automobiles on the pud-' we surely must we not ‘To the Eftitor of The Evening World: he i |) le roads, 1 discern inconsistency and, awn eacnering Of (fay "On what day did Maroh 3 fal tn ba} | milton © year without public interter- . 1 ; it Inok of insight. If Mt ts right to make a| Eee Sy Waxor