The evening world. Newspaper, October 26, 1904, Page 12

3 seu a —- Saned by the Pree Pertsting Company, ue, Bin! Yo A Uttice é F Saran teeee 19,779, VOLUME 43..... ..1..... : —- —_ - Number of columrs of advertising in The Evening World dusng the fast nine months 1904 Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World during the frit rine months 1903 ,... Increase... .se005 ie 10,652); 8,285 67 Neo other et-day paper, morning or evening, in New York EVER carried in pis seme nine consecutive months panateng os ht Enening Wered + months 1904, IN THREE YEARS THE EVENING WORLD HAS bs } MOVED TO THE FIRST PLACE. 4 4 b The Ibex remarked: "I would guess NORTH RIVER TUNNELS, : That hotel should be a success,” The tunnel which the Lackawanna road intends to | The Onsen) tray) . eonstruct from its Holoken terminus across the Hudacn, A uid guess yea!” A Will be in many respects the most important of all the 4 $44-84046400.09 Projected subsurface connections which are to bind New | Fork more closely to its New Jersey suburbs : an This new under-river approach to the elty will pro- The Peril of i vide Dearly a million persous with wore direct access 10 E Manhattan. It will bring Newark as near to Fourteenth street as Hariein was before the subway came. It will make Morristown relatively as near as Westchester. When the Lackawanna and the three other North River tunnels ot prescnt inder way are completed the great Outlying metropolitan district across the Hudson will virtually become au integral part of the city in which its interests lie and to which the practical obliteration Of the river will join {1 more closely than Brooklyn was Joined before the bridge was built. And that is only a! “brief twenty-one years ago The welding together of the various elements of Metropolitan population through rapld transl? nas ex- sited amazement from the brevity of time, as city records » go, required for its accomplishment. Even greater p:og- Ters ricng similar linés in New Jersey is foreshadowed by the tunnel projects begun or contempl By right of location all New Jersey cities within a radius of thirty miles are in the metropolitan area, and the out- Wook {s favorable for their speedy practical union with the city through fast railroad communication. Within 8 few yeors at furthest it should be possible for a resi- dent of one of the Oranges to attend a performance at / ® Broadway theatre with as little sacrifice of time or comfort as his hitherto been required of a Washing'on Heights flat dweller With this promised fast Intercommuntcation real- fred, there will soon be visible from the dome of tho Pulitzer Nuilding what will be to all intents and pure [/' °*P NY gy poses the largest city’ on the globe, Only an Inefface fom, Able State 'ine will prevent this greatest city from being tn ¢ the “world’s greatest” In fact as well And s UMP RIGHT IN. He's PERFECTLY Ss \ al ad Mercenary Manners. os By Nixola Greeley-Smith, HE Ine hero. ta, » ken i ported as hay ing notified che prospective bridegroom and six bridesmaids whose costumes had been com- d In antiet pation of ppy event that «he wed- ding would not take place be- cause she had discovered that she would o Lye tn A furnished of a house.” Now, this partieular young woman may have had other and better reasons for her change of heart, But fon given Is characteristie type of girl whose Mderly have brought her up matrimonial way she should go re yet very much surpri ung men are so slow to marry 4 3 i i 4 4 ° 4 Nixola Greeley-Smith the explana relatives nowadays £ A SUBWAY ENCYCLOPAEDIA, The very grandmothers whose faces The subway opens to-morrow, “Fifteen minutes to Were the'r only dowers and who mar Harlem" passes then from use as The World's rapid [!" a men ya mom fortune lay In thelr ra and ho may howe transit slogan to reappear ns the exprossion of a fact IN cesyeoy phe Senate : waded w : . q public aceomplishnient and fiona the work of half a dozen 7 In observaiion of the day and the event The Fvening !yisematds for the greater part of thelr World will issue to-morrow, in colors, a four-page Bub- Ye" Pow sel thelr fatr dercend nis “never ry a man who could q way Bonvenir, This supplement will be found with each 4 . ~ bs, et he ius insets ee copy of the paper, It will answer a thousand questions they fod been accustomed , that are sure to arise in the minds of patrons of the line most people why have climbed or heen lifted to # thelr first tm. Underground rond within the first few days of rapid transit. them, ty Because of the columns of direct, practical informa- ney tion which it will contain, readers are urged to preserva fave 7 this Souvenir. They will be glad to have it at hand *!"''¢ when the inevitable wonder comes as to ‘he how, why, what and when of the railway under the streets The facts given in the four pages, it may be statet, Gre officia), obtained at first hand from the subway man- is to pull the ladder up Snore thot part of humamity do not find on the heigats they tttalned, and tp Impose these 16 thelr families. Now t fourith in bigh altitudes = ? oh malt, from yonder mountaln after POSSE SOS He-S-5 SS FDS LSS SF SHEE Os FDS SF OFT SSSOSON SFOS valiey -— in one of the sweet. a! est of bis love songs, It does not thrive = agement. best In the rareiied atmosphere of wealth we and there are not many adventurous ® NEW YORK AND. "DEVIL WAGONS.” lovers who wonld leave the violets that ™~ grow thi¢kly in the valley to seek the © Noxt year's road race for the Vanderbilt Cup 18 joungain edelwele eae: tha faa Wis already before the Racing Board of the American Auto why te tt that b ye girls making Mobile Association, Very probably, it is announced, & and $10 a weet confilently expect to 7} | the race will take place over 2 course in New York State MAtFy millionaires? I once knew a sine 4 gle woman of forty, with no charms of ® and Bot ter from this city, mind oF person, who frequently an- “New York,” says an official of the board, “is the pounced to anybody that would Henn 4 only State that has an automobile law snficiently liberal to her that she would never marry a * to permit the holding of a big road race. man wh < t a a yacht, And she ¢ ently seemed to believe It Pi ‘That is, in no other commonwealth can Supers isora. hal thease watrinos stil © permit tho owners of “deyil wagons” to grah publi: on tn dim ; highways for the bert part of a day, warning off the at many ¥ 0 “ a rightful owners, and to use the seized roads a8 a course Airis. and IC millionaires selected ot . 1a ners! specdelimit Wie! fF personal beauty ‘hey would & over which to zinash all local and geners! specd-limi bite exsch Veuies the thats Hones, Mut! ® laws. the most casual survey ¢ | 8 Tt fs not too early to talk of next verr'’s race. For- soclety portratts « {« Millionalres marry ‘ ¥ tunately it {s not too late to urge on the repeal of the {"e Hes , “Wiberal” provision which so notably differentiates the ; Now York avtomob!le laws from others the mor the even MRS, GILBERT AS A STAR.” Ing. twain: nom and tires In the av: In the memoirs of Mra, Clement Claiborne Clay, that Mr. Jones. or vice versa, she would “ iw have had him stumped. Delle of the fifties” records that she went during the ¢ i4 the only adequate motive for triage, and \t flourishes a good dea Winter of 1857-58 to see “a most amusing faree, ‘Poca te in a furnished room thaa ta a hontas,’ which set all Washington Iaughing.” In th» ace. take my advice ——_ ftste was Mrs. Gilvert, whose role was that of a Yanke> I begged you to wear flannel under echoolma'am. “As she wandered off the stage, a top- ALONE. clothes lat winter, 1 went downt knot of fcathers waving over her head, her wand, with | There should be two words, dearest, and past ap Se seta, But did : wear them? ce! only once Which she had deo drilling her dusky maidens, hed | ope made up sisd thay eraened pid 48 1 4 sounds that ever miner sehr let eal frm in hand, she cot a pigeon ving that brought forth ery yh earth drove you almost mad—and after I pala * ® perfect shout of laughter.” Of all the eestasien that fll foy’s | $2 a garment for them! Nearly fifty years later the “good gray lady of the cup. “tt im just Ike a man to esmoliin rama.” appearing »s a “star in New York, “alert and Of love. and pence, and happiness J) If they have the least ache cr pain th and mirth make more fuss than en lovable. roceives a most affoctionate reception.” The it you knew how | suffer! D "Budience which gave it voleed the love of that larger J The other, like @ weary, wallow |! gaye ho doesn't see how 1 keep mudience the nation over, in whem no other sage celel- sigh Ie perfectly wonderful, he rays. And ity of the time has aroused such ferlings of kindly ap- Fuil of sad tone ain longing, hun+ | there ign't a woman in my circle of Gry strain, acquaintance that takes halt os m ‘Preettion. Bnow is not shovelied in July nor grass cut In Jan- # thie vicinity. Just a baffied —_ medicine aa I to. Mrs. Terwillger ts only taking thre kinds of nerve toute, whil Hopeless, despairing, ry cliners and blank, presidencies are not Ailed by answers to “small Dr. Smerk says ft ts 0 "ie the newspapers, One 1 would love—the other I would | power that 1 keep up ond keep eneer wante fear, as Ido at your money advertising for places that Poo... wo words, chosen with Oh, 1 keep up courage 1 exist—nor for places you could not fill if you got will not complain. But all ¢ be @ warming to you! consummate art; One meaning we're alone together, fest thon ud that you can get sncler ant dear, “IT know 1 look good, but that ts no D then advertise. If as 42 whvestien fox The other meaning we're alone | sign. Look at Mrs, Grudiey’s sister-in- x the Bu “pny Wi ‘ant apart, law, who married the life insurance at of five cents a line Carolyn Welle in Alnsles’s, trent, who was always #0 Jolly and told © cost Tate in the United Gurtes.. | | ued funny jokes, tiie se dike OU are not feel hoy “6 a ing wel , tay, Mr. Nagg? Well, what G Sint ae You never Said a foolish, long-billed Cormer-nt: “To look at eclipses | pant, Although | may puff At pipefuls enough, To smoke up these glasses | can’t.” Comic Artist Bryans Records the Auto-Breaking Achievements of a Bronx Bil'y Goat. (M ALmosy AFRAID, DIDNT IL TELL \. You He was § PERFECTLY t woman visited Mra 1 - alled with Mra. Gradley is very house, not once, but a red times—well, she was here three es Tecan prove. , , © picture of health and nd me a recipe to take s—because T had ruined morning wrapper by evlad off on ft that woman, Mrs, Gradiey's r was it her cousin: et me see, her name was Wilcox; 1 know tt son: well You, now, T remember !t was Millt- what was I saying about her? You t me so confused and upset the way k at me that I don't know r Tam standing on my feet or end Oh. vos: Mrs. Gradiey's sister-in-law f cousin; well, anyway ore two weeks and bor from me which she never gor HH, as T was saving—and ain't women dreadful about borrowing things that they never Intend to return?—she was here looking the pleture of health, and here, day before yeserday, Mrs, Gradiey get letter from her telling us that her sa Cosmet ol THE wt EVENING .« WORLD'S wt HOME MAGAZINE ee le PEADEDEHD LHL GOD OLEDD DODD NOLO DOO DED DODDS DO DED EBD EPRG OH TETOD ILD DODDHS 98499929 T94 ID4 LLDDEDORLIAD 99900099 9090-00006000008. The *Z00” Comedians in Animal Vaudeville. “Quo Vadis, Gi “Now tell me, Said Gi: NV ‘ andy Wily oh id the Gank, Be perfectly frank.” “Why! | run Because | need the mun'— I'm having a run on the bank.” ‘Chauffeurs Give This Outfit a Wide Berth # w# w BPPSs. > $| ® é ® 11 WONDER ey AIT ME aa 1oooe doneoe ee 900094000000000009 ‘By R Roy L. McCardell. Mr. Milligan—fell off a high ing out of a p 1 club and is leg two of her children are down with measi incertain world! We are here to-day and gone ‘o-morrow, and, os I told Mrs, Gradley, what can’t but If you 1 you would have said, barring the that she looked as pale ea a ghost and had dark clr cles under her eyes, that you never saw a healt: looking woman in your life and see what happened to her! “Why d> you groan, Mr, Nogs? I suppore you go out and tell your friends that your wife is silly, and then you make fun of me just because I am anxious about your heuth had seer “It 1 wae the Kind of woman tha; jawed apd snarled at you and mossipped and was always gadding about, perhaps you wouldn't sit and groan when I try to have a few minutes’ talk with you on Interesting topics. You are the kiad of man that doesn't appreciate a good wife. And yet I do not belleve there is another man In the world #0 exasperating. You never do @ thing from the Ume you put foot m complain. band, Mr. Wileox—or, I! "1, can't ptand ® any moro, Mr. leott'a Nags. Mme. La Rue, the society palm: ist, and she only charged me %, al- though she never reads a palm for the Goulds or Vanderbitts for less than a hundred dollars, and they make her Presents of thousands of dollarse—Mme. La Rue was here to borrow $10, and she told my fortune and never charged me a cent. “Ah, if you had heard her words! | She sald that I was ambitious, intell- gent and of an affectionate disposition, but that I wasn't appreciated. “What am I to think when a stranger comen and tells me such things? "Where are you going? Out to a po- litical meetin “Well, It & pity you cannot spend one pleasant evening at home and have a quiet chat with me. I have to lmen to all your complaints, but I notice ‘ou are well enough to go out gnd eave me! ——————— SOCIAL HAPPENING, Mttie Alphonso, jr, had been care- tully tucked into bed, had asked for his last drink of water, and wi to dream material for new questions when hin mother heafd, aa she was jcarefully and quietly folding the little | this house byt grumble, fault-find and garments In the dim light, “Mother, | are lawyers. Of the 6&4 members of the French Chamber of H how wge it I first met yout'—Lippin han deli Sa, AS Sah ai ais (satildtn ds Sh cian aac a lt si di Rol i Seaton POLS SLOLOSSOLSOSESOSOS SSS OSSSO ay PETERSBURG, bout | ntous 4 ODD FOPHO Diy? Two Bruins acquired the price Of two palre of skates, sharp and nice. The water was wet, And that's what they get br MARTIN GREEN, The Sailor Who Never Does Anything on Purpose. SEE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that the. Russian Government says that the attack upon the Hull fishing fleet was all a mistake’* “We can't copper that explanation,” replied The Man Higher Up, “It's too natural, Ifthe Russians said they did it on purpose, nobody would bee heve them, The Russian sailor never does anything on purpose, “It's a good thing the Coney Island season ts overt: | The Russian fleet is likely to be along this way—jus® as likely to run up against the Iron Plier at Atlanti@! City as it 1s to stagger against the rock of Gt! It Admiral Rejestvensky’s shipé should happen to, \in sight of Coney Island and Manhattan Beach some | night while the fireworks were on, there would probably be enough ammunition dropping in Prospect Park ta eag Brooklyn down in the middle, ““The strange thing about the attack upon the: ‘fiahing} fleet was that any of the vessels of the fishenmets @| thane have been hit, The explanation must be 3) the Russian gunners were not shooting at them Rus} | sian markemanship from the deck of a battle-ship’ taj like the arcuracy of a woman with a rock. Probably! the true explanation is that the Baltic fleet got sep-) arated !n the darkness, the two divisions began to shoot! at each other, and the shells, circulating around Ike Uricks {na riot, hit everything excopt what they were aimed at.” “I wouldn't like to be on a peaceful ship meeting that Baltic fleet,” remarked the Cigar Store Man, “Oh, I don't know,” said The Man Higher Up. “Wk were captain of an ocean liner and saw the fleet coming toward me, I'd stop the engines, run up the Japanese flag and Jet them Losi ~ ~ # New Rules for Russian Navy, Perhaps These Will Help the Baltic Fleet Along S:m2, Oct, 3.—A despatch from Chefoo announces that the following new rules and regula. tions for the guidance of the Russian Navy have been formulated by the Czar, assisted by the Czarewttch, and have been distributed to each vessel of the fleet and to each instruction station RULE 1—Each vessel of more than 100,000 tons’ burden shall be required to carry at least ong naval expert, who 1s qualified to distinguish, at four yards’ distance, the dite ference between an armored Jap cruiser and a fishing yawl, RULE IL—When a battle-ship of the first class discovers & 10-foot rowboat off the weather beam the captain shall determine by sense of taste whether the demijohn under the rowboat's seat contains vodka or dynamite, before sinke Ing the craft on suspicion, RULE IIIf, on coming a¥ngsite an excursion steamer, the Admiral ts unable to decide whether the shirt-walsted, fluffy-hatted passengers are peaceably inclined, or whether they are Maxim 12-pounders tn disguise, he shall merely sink the steamer Without harming the passengers. If the j latfer are human they will float for a few moments, If they are guns they will go straight to the bottom, (In the former case, O11 In tnclosed International Apology Blane and forward to Secretary of State of whatever land the viow tims hail from.) RULE IV.—When a fleet of not more than ten Russian hattle-ships find themsetves surrounded by a Japanese tore pedo boat the Admiral shall shout through a megaphoney “THIS ISN'T US! JTS A BRITISH FLEET!" and shall sall hastily away before the enemy has time to disprove the statement. RULE V.—If such a Russian fleet as the foregoing be ate tacked and surrounded by LESS than one Japanese vessel, fight bravely In the name of the Great White Car and the Small Pink Czarewitch, until all or more of you are | blown up by your own torpedoes. RULE VI.-On and after Deo, 15, 1999, the schedule of the | Port Arthur fleet shall be amended as follows: Escape te | Chetoo on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Siturdays, returning ‘dismantled ond shattered on Mondays, Wednesdays @n@ Fridays (weather permitting), thus reversing the present schedule. RULE VII--All rain checks tssued on account of the postponement of the Japanese squadron's demolition must be called in and cancelled not later than New Year's Day, RULE VIIL—As the Caar's Ingrowing toe-nalls prevent his Serene and Hoaven-Descended Majesty from fulfilling bis original Intention of marching to The Front, it shall be the duty of all fleet commanders (by a series of welle + planned strategic retreats) gradually to bring The Front to his Serene and Heaven-Descended Majesty the Czar, ters will, until further notice, com tinue to run as usual under ten-minute headway. A. P. TERHUNE. Lawyers in Congress, Ot the 679 members of the British House of Commons 129 Deputies 199 are lawyers. 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