The evening world. Newspaper, October 25, 1904, Page 12

* stroke put tho peddlers out of business. ; folly of from a business point of view. In the case of ; the particular road against which complaint {s made, its | 10 ; ‘ _ | purspay evenns, * OCTOBER 25, 1934. The Myth of Love at ished by the Press Pudlishing Company, No WS a =e 3 at New York as Second-Class Mail Matiee, omen BIVOLUME 48,0515 cssscess anes No 16,771, By Nivola Greeley-Smith The Evening World Fira HERE were n Mor day's ps Nanber of columns of advertising in The Evening World during the first nine months 1904 . Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World dunng the first nine months 1903 . 10,6524 8,285, Increase... ss0+siee+ Bp O0 ae UR ve No other siz-day paper, morning ot evening, in New York sae PRESS EVER carried in regia’ editions nine consecutive months a enna plied) to the wch a volume of display advertising as the Evening orld carried during the first nine months 1904, » mM me ; romances 0 every day, But Nixola Greeley-Smith. do we belteve in tt? Le it to deed an actu myth? Are those shared tts sud IN THREE YEARS THE EVENING WORLD HAS ee cat MOVED TO THE FIRST PLACE. possibility or a me THE LOTTERY RAIDS, who claim to have The raid on the lottery agents is an energetic he- swe be given a hearing on rae ginning of a prosecution which should be continued until sted J dealt a eae ela eis {t brings about the total suppression of all traffic In °°" irge Washington tell them lottery “green goods” hereabouts. To eradicate this a greasy medium to “sell iniquitous’ industry from the city will be to protect the hing and give the proceeds to the emall savings of the poor from depredations only less rulnous than those of the policy shop. In proceeding against the wholesale dealers the District-Attorney's office has wisely attacked the system of lottery Ucket distribution at its chief base of supplies and at one many people really boiteve| loved at figst sight, when bubly passed each other fifty they ever met without 1K it. Who would not be roman. | tle at the slight cost of trath For tn! ? love more than anywhore else men and women observe Mark Twain's maxim that truth is a very precious artiale | ‘ 1 be used sparingly A girl once complained to ma that when she asked her flance what tm- pression he had had of her at thetr first meeting he had replied: * thought you were a very nice little «! they pr before The insidious evil of the lottery swindle Is that as a lure for the credulous it makes a showing of returns to ticket holders in the form of occasional “prizes.” By this shrewd use of an infinitesimal percentage of its re- ceipts the lottery swells its {Il-gotten gains to enormous Proportions. It preys upon emall household funds and, Mke policy, robs those least able to bear the loss, By %” ead alt goa Gena the practical elimination of all chance of winning it lacks tavedk even the excuse of ordinary forms of gambling. Yes," The District-Attorney will be looked to to follow up the arrests already made with others leading to a com- plete exposure of the lottery evil in New York and the 1.4 what impression he had made on Punishment of all locally concerned in It. An exeep- me, If I had told the truth as he did (ional opportunity 1s afforded for an effective cam- | would have sald: ‘I thought you were ugly and that your skin was very ral- a, ladies | low, and that your clothes were too tight for you.’ But I didn't bave the “GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE EAST SIDE." pero" It appears that when a committee of east side resi-| First impressions as we confide them dents called upon the oflicials of a city railroad recently |‘? UF besiin Stiend, It we are: footlen to protest against the conditions of the ears run in that (m7vE (0, me one and Woe wo part of Manhattan they “were told tn effect that the cars q masculne shoulder are entirely dif: Were good enough for the east side,” ferent things. We are not intentionally The sentiments expressed are in line with the “public. | Aeeettful, of course, for wo have to Hockancd” pulley Which the.ruasagers of publio service develve ourselves Ax well as the other corporations were supposed long ago to have seen the she tal-| : replied the candid brute, nat | 3 was all that time.” “Then, of course,” continued the plain. tive seeker after romance, “he asked person, But what, oh! what would be come of romance if we confined our selves to the facts? But perhaps mar- ie answer enough to that conun drum, Wo may really know from seaing a | man or woman the first time whether it would be possible for them to inspire in us @ tender emotion, But we don actually loye him, We may become the vietims of sudden infatuation born of the chance lifting of an eyelash or the #udden curving of beautifully moulded Jest annual report filod with the State Ratiroad Commis.) gon on Oct. 4 ehowed a decrease of passengers carried during the year amounting to 1,300,000, In view of the road's antiquated and unclean rolling stock, {ts ineffclent service and obsolete operating methods, the relation of oause to effect in this loss of business j¢ too obvious to raquire comment. Regardless of thee considerations, a passenger's) lips, Hut that is simply infatuation fickel should procure him as much cleanliness and com- si sl love at firet sight, And the ate of sudden, awift enchantment 0 fort in one part of tho city as another. It ta time that) jy ay), ga dlauihiaied the surviving cars of a former generation which servo 11 ig q strange thing about love, how: os nesting placea for germs should be banished from all) ever, that very often we go on lo tity rallroads. | our ideal of a person long after he ny | she has felled utterly to realize It, We SEATS FOR SCHOOL CHILDREN. | May trenaure « bundle of old letters or A tear-stained photograph long after As an urgency measure made necessary by the Ick tho original has been weighed In the bal- of school accommodations near their homes, schoolless ance and found wanting and cast aside | 4 children are to be provided with free transportation hee ta very often ao ae pad ; en they are away from them; tt ts) from tho enst side to vacant west side classrooms, Th!9 i145 easier to reconcile the ideal and : @rrangement will cost $30,000 If continued a year, It 18 the getual man | Justified in the circumstances as reparation for the city's Yet though love at first alght be a| fatlure to furnish the children with sittings in their own) myth, the fact does not lessen the tm- peboo! districts. portance of fret impressions, for pos: | + But th . doubted! haute of in the | (Ply we never see the exalted objects’ there ts undoubtedly good basis of reason in the) 1+ ur amtections as they really are Opposition of the East Side Civic Club to the plan a8 I~) except for the first two or three times volving risk of accident to the children while removing we meet. After that, when we have them too far from home influences, It should be possl- vir id ol from an eyelash or ble to provide more satistactory relief, such as the club > ins tae didlo gs eaks, by the erection of temporary schoolhouses under ¢tinies, our tiusions would thrive better the Williamsburg Bridge approach. Also the use of the if we never saw them again, For Cuvier recreation plers, the attendance at which has fallen off #94 other scientists have constructed with the approach of cold weather, is advocated wactehnin Gr a shinbonk Bt But it would appear te be entirely feasible to 0 | they i far more to bulld o away with the makeshift expedient complained of by an- 4v¥erage lover rearing bulided je animals from a handful n than the Ideal, and other year. The increase of the city's school population | rap sepdlnigh ymplishments takes place along well defined lines. The data of tho} palace gaa Board of Education and the Health Department should} afford information suffictently exact to make the location SOME OF THE of new schooliouses in the districts where they will be BEST JOKES most needed a matter of definite foresight. | OF THE DAY | —— | GOOD HUNTING, ‘Ts this @ good place to is? asked the amateur re replied the boy ere fur a week an Philadelphia Ledger. BETWEEN FRIENDS, t I have fully deokted AFTER THE RECKLESS DRIVERS. Police Commissioner McAdoo has caused the working of wonders iv traffic regulation at congested crossings. Now he proposes to get after the reckless drivers. His " efforts will bo welcomed with hearty Interest by a long- y. endangered public. Boys on delivery wagons are the most conspleuous enemies of those who walk In the city streets, There ts @ law which puts an age limit on these young rascals, hunt reed gunser vuld vou none," frisky drivers—and Incidentally of cruising ¢ nen who never find eal * an! Young BIG STORY Commis Lal ‘but it is quite generally disregarded; and. anyway, a boy 4 Unl—Wh a fs the trouble can beat the limit and still have remaining a period of Gea A lee Bit Rassias hind & z {bility \ ma m a enace ! irrespons!bility in which to make himeelf a grave menace A CONSALING THOUGHT, i fo vedewtriana Lady (eating on new vicar'a witey—| f “T wish 1 could get at the owners who employ these 49 ary a3 the Hatt la boys,” says the Commissioner, It ls a wish to be widely Sir Ite ® Ddidlionh'ie, vou! & echoed. However, a few sharp examples made of the Koo i Vicars Wife (warmly)—On, I'n ‘ disregard the rules of the rond—will very probably be tien have no “7 iepeaee Onteny of grateful and enduring effect SHOOTING THE RAPIDS. THE MODERN TOWN.CRIER, manors seer teen. eles Tn olden time, wher folk bad aught to buy, exchange ! or sell, . ‘ They'd send abroad a Crier with a mighty voice and bell ou : He’ shout aloud the bargain that was offered or desired ~ sh Ifa bundred poople heard him ‘twas all that he required BACK NUMBERS. ‘To-day there is a Crier far more potent than of yore, ‘Whose voice can reach a half a million citizens or more, Elste He sald he was going to visit his great His namo is “World Want Ads;" employ him and you'll | #""'p* What @ ridiculous child he te Mamma—And Is that ridiculous, dear? _., Gulekly seo Pisle—Of course, Great-gran'pas are jery day will, bring you searer to prospertes. ‘giways dead. —Philadeipaia Press, $|[vanocasictl PAPERS BEAT To A STAnOStiL 'G@ Scoop U, SIRs SA DERDETE DEE EEE RTD EDE EEG FEEDS 54494-49904 99O-999900H €9O6O01000008 QiVE IT 2coLuMns, ~OINCH HEADLINES FRONT PaGet WORLD'S | Biggest STORY oF THE DAY, ALt RIGHT! DOPING OUT A STORY. nuoge PRESS-Room. (wares! MILKMAN'S lot AT Og Ger The (Tor. Warm boirion} s HOME ede 4 IDOE DOOLE DEE IODESDCEDONETIIDE DODD ‘Mary Jane Loops the Gap in Fearless Style. . .} A Hair-Raising Tricycle Feat in the Parlor that Damages Papa's Chest Protector. ‘N TIME FER THE Dour Boirion! WusTRA!! VANDERBILT Pourrics Witt NoT ANYONE. we M ‘Sammy Smudge, The ‘‘Evening Fudge’’ Wonder . . The Greatest Reporter on Earth Finds More News that Makes a Hole in the Headline Editor's Bucket of Red Paint. WUATREB VAN DER BILT Or Stip For A Bucwet OF STEAM, MAGAZINE. wt ee enmee 2PSEBLD-D + &0-00 @ O-G-8-S-S $-8 09-8. ox8-3-4- BBS E ae ce eases sce CSS-33¢ < i + > > : ‘4 2 o 4 $ > 3 ®!| 2 } | wt those English perainbulators, » you did yesterday when you bought the brass bed—don’t > come away without your trading stamps. do have to stand in line with $00 gabbling women, aa you KMPH REAR YR AME SE LER HS Mrs, Nagg and Mr.—- i eo By Roy L. McCardell. se MBWHHM HARM MM He ee The Nagg Baby. HH ¢é HAT has become of the baby, you Mr. Naget What has become of the baby? ou Say You fer | celve letters trom people asking wh r has become of the baby! Who's business is it what has become of the baby? But the baby is out with the nurse. Oh, nobody but @ mother knows, what a mother's feelings is “And, besides, have you the care and the worry of looking after the child? Night after ntght um kept awake by that stupld nurse conting in and asking me what she shall give the baby to stop Its crying “A man dvesn't know how a mother nrust worry, Apt then you have the nerve, the cheek, the impudence to ake me how the baby is! % “There ts no woman tn the world that gives her child more | loving and tender care than I do, That new coat the baby is wearing cost $18, | “Oh, yes, Mr. Nagg, you think I waste and throw away | the money, but you just try running the house once and you ™ will see how dear all the necessaries of life are | “I pald $3 @ yard for some ordinary dress goods, an ostrich | plume for my new poke bonnet cost me $9, and that's how [ abmooay Koes, “Tinever waste a cent, but hy the time t | and the servants are paid I never have o self. » bills are pala left for my~ | T teil you I never have a cent lett for myself! sii “Tt Is so kird of you to ask about the baby! Iam sarcastia, | you say? Well, if the cap fits you can wear it! A man has nothing to do but run around leading a is life without any cares and worries, but a woman is n the house ta bo @ nurse, dressmaker, cook and attendant! I do not bee Neve you care one bit for your child—you never ask after ft, and to-day you would not let it climb up on your lap be- cause the child had been eating candy. “You think more of your clothes than you do of your child, “And that reminds me: I simply can't send the baby out in that old-style baby carriage. The nurse meets tho Alle kash children and thelr nurse when she goes to the park, and the Allkashes have an “nglish perambulator that cost $400. I will not have my child belittled by anybody—I don't care how much money they have. “Besides, the Allkashes have a governess, and we should have a governess, Yes, I knew you would object, You say | the haby is too young to have a governess, Baby ts young, but then baby Is so intelligent. “I know you will sneer at this, but baby takes after my side of the house—everybody says it Is the image of poor, dear papa! “Brother Willie says the baby looks like you, but that ts only to wound my feelings. “It you think so much of the child, T wish you would stop In some big bargain bazaar on your way downtown and look. If you get one, don't do as “T only need 7,000 to wet a lovely napkin ring. Suppose you say. It will do you good to have to stand around with gabbling women, then you will see how different your own wife ts, and perhaps you will appreciate her! “Why am I crying now? Why am I crying? Oh, don't asl that! I have tried to keep buck the tears, but T haven't Pour lack of feeling, and when you come to me and accuse me of neglecting my child you ery the cruelest thing a man can say to his wife! “Do not try to excuse yourself! Your very tone was an Ine sult! “Oh, don't deny {t! Didn't you stand right before me and say: ‘Where {s the baby? Those were your very words! “Tho baby is out with Its nurse! T have to stick In the house from one week's end to another, but thank goodness the child gets the fresh alr! “Lam worried sick, because I know the nurse we have doesn’t look after the child, How do I know now but what the girl Is filrting with a policeman, while the precious darling may be playing with children who have the whoop. Ing cough and scarlet fever "You will go out and bring the baby tn, tf that fs the casey you say? No you won't, Mr. Nagg, I will look after the baby, I will have no Interference in the management of this hduse | by you! | "You attend to your own business! T can stand your ne« glect of the child, and I can stand your negtect of me! But what I won't stand is your Interference, “Here comes brother Willle, and, I declare, there ts Mr, Dubb with him. Mr. Dubb ts a lovely man, He never says cruel words to his wife about his children. Yes, T know the Dubbs have no children, but if they had chtidren he would not. “He never bothers hie wife about how the house ts mn, > | and Mrs, Dubb told me herself that Mr. Dubb only patronizes the best tallors. “what has that to do with It, you ask? ! "Oh, Mr, Nage, do not give mo any o* your significant looks! You have anid and done enough for this day! You do not care what becomes of mo or our entid!’* A Canine Jag. | A beer wagon collided with an toe-cream cart at Provie dence, R. 1, recently, and the beer and ice-cream became generally mixed in the gutter. Some dogs started In to eat the mess and two became so drunk that they could not stand, “Brokene Hearted Young Mother" writes to THE EVEN. ING FUDGE as follows “My baby is. IN ALL | RESPECTS BUT ONE, a normal. healthy, safe and sane ‘child, He Is only thirty-six and can talk quite plainly, weighs three poundsand has a whole tooth, But | am much worrled over a seemingly INCURABLE MENTAL, |FAILING he possesses» He WILL ins!st on buying T EVENING FUDGE. How can | preserve his sanity and) . cure him of this FRIGHTFUL HABIT? Shall | reason) gently with him or shall | discipline him with the MEAT! AXE?" Madam, you are unwittingly the parent of a MAR LOUS child. Were ALL babies lite him THE EVENING, FUDGE would soon be ON A PAYING BASIS. We have! long wondered WHO bought that GAILY COPY of The Evening Fudge, from which our Circulation Affidavitap{ has evolved his MOST BRILLIANT DREAMS, MAKE THE BABIES BUY! It is TOO much to ex pect a GROWN person to consent to purchase; read or ape) pear In public with a copy of The Evening Fudge. If BABIES are forbidden to read this paper, WHO will teal the Foolish Houses of the future? When Baby watches _with ple-eyed glee the red smudge-stains on his chubby | fingers he is laying a FOUNDATION for a life of FUDGE SOME IMBECILITY, , | Change the old, wornout slumber song of “HUSHABY BABY!" into “FUDGABUY BABY!" 4 WHEN OLD ADAM WAS A KID WOULD HE READ THE FUDGE WHEN BID? | RAN AND HID! Make the Babies Buy. Don’t Be Content to Let Them Merely Husha-buy, (Copyrot, 194, by Planet Pub. Co.)