The evening world. Newspaper, October 22, 1904, Page 8

" B : t _ is 4 m SHEGSESEEGLA SEE TET DELI OL LEG FEES ENGEL EGHTD POISED ATG SERED ILLLIOLES 6 Hb 00OOOOG1000 0 0500OS90690999090 5300000900000 Fun Among the Animals, # # 090060500600 0546-00 005880205 96906045 24 50 293509d00000009 Prose Pudlishing Company, No & jo @ bod BIVOLUME 4B... ss sesuNO, 18,738, rst. of columns of advertising in Evening World during the as first nine months 1904 ..,..... 10,5524 Ths Evang Wed dune be columns ye first nine months 1903... 4... 8,285)4 +++ 2,367 A Pelican asked: “What's the You rugh to the Jungle awheezin'?” Old Leatherback “| am filled with great dread Because ‘gators are mueh worn this season,” A Monkey who went ona toot Said; “lahn't my package a beaut?” The solemn-eyed Ow! Continued to seow! And give yim the sarcastic hoot, é POG PREOOE A Snake sald: “If you stick to me A very strong team we will be. To show what | mean I'll be the Long Green, And you--good old Rhino, you see,” Willie Wise ‘2 Gene Carr’s Kid a Good Shot. @ PIOTOL HABIT PENALTIES. Tt was Judge Cowing’s opinion that “State's prison” _ ghowld be the penalty for carrying concealed weapons. Tt # an opinion in which the Justices of the Court of Bpecial Sessions appear to concur, Concerning the sen- J of Alfredo Lattiore tn tha court to six months in the penttentiary for carrying a revolver and firing it tn atreet Instice Hinsdale {s reported as explaining that q gevere penalty was !mposed chiefly for the first ae) engation. It Is punishment which the puble would gladly see generally apptied as properly fitting an offensa ‘Bich the Inadequate fines now preseribed by ordinance condone and which has grown to grave propor- tigns through the countonance thus given it. In Washington a minimum fine of $50 may be tmpored for this offense, which here may cost the offender only $10. New York magisrates are agreed that severer pea- alee are required to check the practice of promiscuous The Trouble of MakingUp | One’s Mind. | By Nixola Greeley-Smith, e@ @ HERE anms-bearing, the dangers of which were alarmingly re- vor ‘vealed jn the August and September murders yet fresh 6 rem ty mind, | an does oft. The Lattiere decision should furnish an excellent aie ten R Precedent to influence public sentinent for a new law DID EVER placing a heavier ban on the Iife-endangering practice. You SEB ANY TH) 50 STUPID roind, unless it ws to make it uo all over again, The vaciila- tions of the feminine mind between two divergent lines y of conduct It & may be cons ny sidering are 5 wonderful to Nixola Greeley-Smith, Witness and pertence, painful to ex- When a man, after hesitaaing for some time over a course of sation finally makes up his mind to undertake | \t, there ts aome chance of hia sticking | to the resolution. But the average | Woman when confronted by @ momen: | tous problem, changes her mind forgy | timee In an hour, and je apt to have LET ME SHOw A NEEDED SAFEGUARD, Sou How TO. An immediate good result of the police inspection of the subway is the promised safeguarding of the Seventy- pecond street danger polnt, the risk of accident at which The Evening World first pointed out. At this street and parkway crossing, In place of tho eustomary single entrance and exit kiosks, there is pro» ‘vided for passengers a union station set at the very con- | Wergence of the numerous streame of traffic. Its 1ll- chosen location has largely increased a Iability of ac- cident previously regarded as gravo and called forth s sharper criticiam on this score than that directed against fts architectural shortcomings. Commissioner McAdoo 3 Ye reported as, being “well pleased with the appearance” of the structure, which {s not so important as his tnstant recognition of the new danger conditions created and nd It solved tor her by chance fa the end ! | @fforts to diminish them He has advised the removal Possibly the dimeulty women expert. | Bid the tootiay tenche to the middle of the atret and dex, e200 8 makin wp thelr inde i dus to | tailed two policemen for permanent duty there, lveare oF so they were in the habit of These precautions are well taken, But it rematns to having them made up for them. The se seen whether they can be made an effective ramedy Ge peu earn enh doses ce | for risks that should never have been allowed 10 time determining whether they will #0 onist. It should not eseape the Commiasioner'’s attention downtown on the "L" or the surface that there 1s need of safety measures at One Hundred Hors tunics sates te aaa dete and Third street, where like, if less serious, danger con- ¥ @itiona have come into being through the pre-emption | of the street for a subway entrance. or ruin them. And whichever courae| they ultimately adopt, they will be con- vinoed that the other would have been paialattae aaa more agreeably and advantageous. But it t# not in the little matters of RECURRENT MATRIMONY, every-day Ife that this chameleon qual- The of Denver are just now being ree !ty of mind Is most strikingly manifest. tabebitants 1a of 4 4Obn nt Je, recently di- 2% thelr love affairs more than anys GaPe by the spectacle of a young couple, rece thing else they diwplay the most amas: voreed, who are enjoying each other's soclety cn terms ing, the moat hopeless and helpless of genial friendijness, 1f not of sentimental tenderness, vaciliation ‘This te a novel stage (n our pleasing game of marriage ‘nd divorce. In the dim distant past tho crude emotions) pawin On | of our ancestors were satisfied by the primitive processes whether or no’ ever sees him i | ‘ courting and marrying the women of their choles, In| ®s*in. Wednesday brings with it the} ‘= + ied conglusion that he ts not good enough | the present mare histly deve! OMORORS BANG) oo dae, and that she muat corainly | @ @eght reliet tn courting and marrying the divoreed break the engagement, and on Thura- by Women of other men's choice. In the immediate future day aho is wondering If she can aver, ; ft seems that they will need aa even moro elaborate ever become worthy of = & paragon. r And she will be perfectly sincere in device for indulging their subtler sontimevts. They will dak dat Sete teecleaae) ‘Git kite find it In the recourtship and remarriage of thelr own rawin that “on second thoughts she Ginearded wives. thinks they are unsutted to each other Tn that bright day, when a couple can enliven the and had better part,” and follow uptne {4 i epistie with a second, malled sayeral tedium of matrimony with the diversion of a sem! annual, haus lates tha earéetle tae et divorce, when they will add to the celebrations of thelr quatity ot consummg ardor as almout | { sitver weddings tho further celebrations of gelden di- | OF 96 2606960990080300886-085600 Hina makes up her madly in love wkh y she doesn’t care to burn itaelf up on the way. I KIN See > Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Oftice } ? sii tabi PWes Xia SE's Rs fat New York as Seeond-Class Mall Mutter | “4 VW wy q Cone “ He Shows How to Throw a Brick Without Exactly Wasting It. Yorces and of diamond honeymoons—ip that bright day) “Delix!sfully Lesory gat eon ) { these changeable mooda may be called, | 2 : —. cease to be a profession and will become bat May Aid Hot dlesited: a Dignity is the rarest quality tn} é oe 666 BILLBOARD ABUSES, |{iane are wholly the rovult of impulse | 8@ 06 ce GOGRGED c entistr, n arKtOWN «oss es can be dignified, and there are a great many women who are the slaves of Impulse. Persistence is the one quality which above all others feads to success, Dar- Win Is responsible for the asgertion that the superiority of the achievements of areat men Over Chose of great women ip Gye to the greater masouling persistence im the fere of qbstacins. Given equal jectual endowments, a man @tll generally make much better use of them he is more per. The determination of the Municipal Art Snetety to follow up the Pallas park poster acandal in the courts Is to be commended, It is a proper function of an organ- feation which has assumed on artistic supervision of alty Property and is seeking to establish “city beautiful” ideals which the advertising use made of the Bryant Park fence outraged. The society's afMdavit asking for an injunction avers that the Park Commissioner and tho adveytising Orm which profited by his fevors have vio- lated the ordinance forbidding “ihe posting of adver- tigements of persons having skill in the treatinent or | Pate of discase or any medical nostrum.” # 'c 400 wished that the society's activity against by this city billboard could be extended to include offending billboards generally and exorcised for their better regu- falling their suppression by law, a legtslative fe not to be hoped for. Ailiboarde in thetr Present Of glaring development contribute to the dishayre- Of the cily to an extent which must nullify the enlightened efforts to beautify the city. The Managers by the abolition of ewrbsione ang ash- Advertisoments put an end to a minor abuse of 0 cultivate them an can hope to succeed without the man’s tleld of ¢rdeavor ‘Tho woman who has the firmness ¢ make up her mind, and the rev and fortitude to carry mination whatever ceed, whether the Mild she a P+-SSCSS-S2-99-96-9-2-965990664-2¢ may me 4 new dress wrinkles In the back, js gov erned by the petty incidents rtead of boing able t ean never Rope to in vince abe cannot con By feform of its greater evils can come only frem an erusade such aa the Municipal Art Soctety ht profitably eet on foot. _ ' WO HAZARD OF FORTUNE. . Mino month your lease expires oo MAA new flat your wife desires, ern the —— ELEPHANT ON HIS HANDS. “You'll take a couple of tckets, of course. We're getting up a raffie for a pow orippie in our neighborhood — | “None for me, thank you. I wouldn't \ pow what to do with a poor cripple if 1 won bim."—Philadeiphia Press, PATIENT—Hol’ on dar, Doc, youss done got de nervel DENTIST—Yas,.| knows ise got de nerve, but | haewtget de strengt'! 08559-94-02-06-946-44 £44.9904600060 wubtive Dai She mh eke ee erat ine SOME w MAGAZINE of The “Zoo” Comedians. | Said a foolish and frivolous Monk: “You must be a mugwump, you lunk, | now fall to see A brase'G. 0, P, T. Roosevelt check on your trunk.” SY MARTIN GREEN, —— ' Campaign Enthusiasm Is Hard to SEE," sald the Cigar Store Man, “that the enthn- siasm in the campaign has been uncorked at ~ Scare Up Nowadays al | last.” fa | “Where did they get the derrick?” inquired the Man Higher Up. “I guess what was supposed to be the wneorking of the entiusiasm was somebody opening a bottle of ketchup with a hairpin. The only enthusiasm T have stacked up against is shown by the men who ape hired at headquarters at from three to five bones a day to keep the chairs from getting dusty. “William Jennings Bryan {s promoting enthusiasm out Wost. As a pller-up of enthusiasm he wears all the medals. [ travelled with Dim four years ago through sections where the populace showed more enthusiasm + than they did in 1894. When the votes were counted i was found that these same sections had handed {t to ; William Jennings with great candor and unanimity, “National campaigns are becoming business propost- tions, and this accounts in a great measure for the tack | of enthusiasm, They go about electing a President now | Just as they go about building a bridge or a skyscraper, * The plans and aepectfications are prepared by political architects a year or two tn advance, the conventions ratify them and the men with the masuma do the rest, On election day the voters go to the polls and vote as they please, “Mayhe if we had an tesue that wasn't full of embalm- ing fluld we could seare up a torchlight procession or a fight. The Democratic oratol¥ ask us what we are going to do with the Filipino, and we reply that we would Hike te make him go to work. The Republican orators ask us ff we are going to stand pat, and we answer that we can’t tell until we have looked at our hands. In the mean time Dr, Swallow is playing in the national game with an old maid deck, and the Social Democrats are convincing each other that everybody in the United States that s working for a living {s starving to death,” ‘ “There don't seem to be any features in the canvass,” complained the Cigar Store Man. “The only feature thus far,” replied the Man Higher Up, “is the way the President ts feeding authors at the White House,” The “Fudge” Idiotorial, ‘ A corresponds How the Trusts rere ina eb Impede Registration.§ «lt “Inet. Capital's Minions Expect Evening LECT’ sent a Fudge Readers to Know How manly, dictated to spell Their Names, letter to this ' (Copyrot, 1004 by Planet Pub. Co) Molfice to-day ( which has arous- ed EVERY ATOM of indignation THE EVENING FUDGE ¢an summon up at such short notice. The letter reads is “I went to register this momtng and the impertinent officials asked me how to spell my name, As it happened || NEVER TOOK THE TROUBLE to learn to read, spell ot write, considering such accomplishments UNWORTHY of an INTELLECTUAL man. To my HORROR the stupid, 4 cross-minded registrars REFUSED to let me register, I was the same at EACH of the TWELVE places from which | had hoped to vote," This letter unvells a TERRIBLE AND MALICIOUS PLOT on the part «f the Trusts to debar THE COMMON PEOPLE from voting- This paper hereby DENOUNCES the trick, If NO ONE except people who can read and write and who are REASONABLY sane are allowed to vote, that would bar out NINE-TENTHS of the Evering Fudge’s most ARDENT admirers, The TRUSTS HATE AND PEAR THE PUDGE! This is thelr base method of REVENGE on Its readers, . Keep on voting early and offen, whether you on sign — your name or NOT, ANY ONE who can enjoy this paper can vola without rnding hi ballet IN THE DAYS OF ANANIAS WHY PID COMMON PEOPLE BUY Us? ~