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ss e THE » EVENING » WORLD'S # HOME w MAGAZINE. | ‘Are Women : ; Capable of {Peddler That Wouldn’t Take ‘‘No”’ for an Answer.: \ |b +get0e0 PDH] MD DRDREDONOHEDSGED NED HD HHEHHD 9D ) LEGSEDIGHHDDHS-LHHHG | PD HFS HHHHDS 2999 HGHHOHHO OOOH HDDS , Pedilished by the Press Publishing Company, No, & to @ 3 DEN Ha Shae a Fesastdatiip 9/55 ¢ # Be Terk tensions thy Te Pin) eee eee Oe herup Bs ‘NO. | 18,763, 4 ROASTE RS, DIPPERS, 4 4 ‘By Nixola Gresley-Smith , oe RAT TAMPS, CLOTHES BY MARTINGREEN, fe Leads by 24,483. | tyre WORLD printed 42,702 “Help Wants” last month. The second ship toward! men or toward) each other? | Ministrants of | love, high priestesses of | tenderness, a8 the world ad- mits them to be, do they ever penetrate that temperate zone of = friendship whero neither athe flery gusts, of, passion nor | New York’s 20,000 Fake Doctors Make Easy Money. ¢ | SEF," ‘sai the Cigar Store Man, “that these highest New York newspaper contained 18,219, or 24,483 less than The World, are 20,000 fake doctors in New York.” 6; “Is that all?” asked the Man Higher Up!" “New York is lucky. It’s an easy matter to get a license to murder in this town. If you have @ nrudge against a man, get a sign painted calling youre self'a Dingopath or something like that, steer him to your office and feed him some nice gentle poison, The law lets you make out your own death certificate, “The men who lay for widows and take their life ine eurance money away from them in fake stock transscd ) tions are public henefactors compared to the phony Bat NEEDLES, eld BOOK AND doctors who gamble in the health of the people they get VS HES, SHOE BAR OF soap their hooks on, But the con medicine men wouldn’s flourish If the people were not so anxious to be conned. “A eick man or woman, or a man or woman with @ ¢ickness bug, will fall to anything, Intelligent people. 5 DPODOOS 9OSOS2SS40O0O95 2298. Employers Advertise in the Paper They Regularly Read and Know, CECC8ECCECCO60050005056067094990008 | Se estats ae enes: namatnerenaememanemananinaneenaecnmacandl WHISKEY AND THE PUBLIC HEALTH. ‘ Following the disclosures of the widespread use of yn © poleonous adulterants, including wood alcohol, in tho| M4 Sreeiey-ouilte a cel _ fabrication of whiskey, measures have been taken by|y<¢ and colt on the happy mortals : ‘the local and Federal authorities to check the practice.| gwetiing within fta boundaries? Five hundred samples of whiskey obtained in this city| Certainly. 1s the fashion among fhave been sent to Washington for analysis. Inspectors) “MCS particularly feminine eynlcs, to of the Board of begu deny to women a capacity for friend-} { Haste bare a & aystematic inves ship. And if, notwithstanding, we dol & * STRINGS, — " GOES WITH EACH PURCHASE AND— O56 2< 466 ee tigation of the quality of barrel whiskey in saloons of f jt e indeed possess it, it may vo halled us| § the lower grade. Coroner Scholer says that “it {s now, the latest ree we have wrested trom | $ will pass by a doctor with a reputation and experien gafe to buy whiskey anywhere in Tenth avenue.” the masculine wreath, 3 4 and go against the game of some greasy dub) who : ® | wouldn't know the signs on a prescription from notes The fact that this statement can be made with the, Ondinarily women, even In thele love $ vestigation begun affairs, seom to ignore the obligations) iy the vege! Hs of Interest In connection ang restraints of frieniship. and he- | j excuse proviously alleged that “to keep watch | cause a woman loves a man It may dy | © ob the dishonest saloon-keepers of the city would re-| no means be taken for granted that she » quire » larger number of extra inspectors.” On the con-| !8 bis friend. Indeed, she may be quite " trary, all that seems esesine willing to die for him and yet wholly the thy ata mine ry to 8 realteation by unable to keep her mouth shut when that an inspector may drop in wnan-| it can only be opened to his detriment. 3 $ | 1a music, : 3 ; $ | Bounced to secure samples of liquor for analysis. The) How often we read of, and even en | “te you want a job of plumbing done you send for s | plumber. But if you want a Job of doctoring done the ehances are that you will eend for a dope mixer, who ‘ought to be a plumber, | know a man who bas anf onsified liver. Ho is being treated by a doctor who appearance indicates that he has no liver at all. If he» | couldn't save bis, how ‘s he going to rescue the liver of his patient? “Perhaps wy friend with the ossification ts wise at that. If he cugaged the services of some noted speciale fet the first thing he knew he would be doing an imle tation of the subway. Between the doctors who advogg | cate operations for everything from chilblains to appen« | dicitis and the fake doctors, whose experience don't qualify them for an operation on anything more vital | than a plece of ple, it is no wonder that a sick man can't hear anything but the rustle of the angels’ wings.” “How would you go about spotting a fake doctor?* inquired the Cigar Store Man. “A take doctor,” answered the Man Higher Up, “takes py no chances, He always gets his money first.” Pek of appearing on a Board of Health blacklist would| Counter In our dally lives, Insianses ot strong nesty w men who have gotten into more or levs . a scan wang hhgs te cshene keepers, serious trouble as a result of the un- irregular inspection would permit) prigied garrulity of wives or aweoi- evasions, yet it would obviously accomplish hearts who talked too much, More good than a general inspection for the time being, 1 know one woman who spends half followed by the almost inevitable relapse into {nace| DF time In spiritual sackcloth and tity marks spasmod! ashes simply because of her inability to ; eevee all He reforms. observe the common obligations of r Unquestionably some form of permanent protection) friendship to a man she loves with her vee Must be devised for the health of the whiskey-drinking, whole soul. “You know how much I ; SHE DON'T juan] (public, whatever is done for its morals, Internal Rev-|!ve him," she once said to me plain- j —\ | “ip TOBUY ANYTHING suggests a Governmen tively, “and vet Loften find myself dis- . t supervision cussing him with other people as if he and sale of wood alcohol. Clearly | were some inanimate object at an auc- offective safeguard will consist in an! tion or a choice offering at a barga’n the beverage preceding its sale. If the| counter. I have said things about him health officers can: yide| ‘9 other peonle that no man could say zee ORSANINT BE without being thrashed. Why do I do might co-operate to advantage for that pur-|ity gometimes I think It's because I'm simply eraay to talk about him and abusing him is the only safe way of Rea@ing Matter—Engiand’s poet laureate com-| doing it. For, vou know. people will lis- Young people to-day prefer trashy novels often to an hour's deprecation who 4nd will not read substantial litera-| wouldn't stand for half @ second of the Chatham Square gush,” Library, the east side Loyalty of heart ts innate In the ma- this sweeping generaliza | jority of women, but loyalty of speech read on the east side !9| has to be learned slowly, and few of us ‘The demand there for have » talent for it. When we do we are generally just too stupid to talk, and number of volumes of) maintain the placid slience vaturad to Jaat year was 2714709. Along with) those whose brains are too small for ‘an amount of serious reading which) an idea to turn around In, | plan of having professional mayors anu of promoting the ‘The undue tendency to confidential - "1§! | conversation 1s the rock upon which t from city to ely has worked well In Germany. It provides NEW AUTOMOBILE RECORDS, |mnimem nnn ne see Mary Jane Is a Beauty Doctor for the Nonce # eee | caocaity wemvlve i contct the aaa of mania two automobiles covered the distance! S°metimes a genuine iriendship between @ man and a woman—for these, though ® | les upon business principles. The element of politics ts cus to Atlantic City at a pace which makes fare, really do exiet—may withstand 48% 9 ® She Undertakes to Remove Kickum’s Fac’al Wrinkles and Puts a Ni 4 ice Complex’ * | out for the better policy of looking to the public good, ity races seem tame by comparison. the shock. For men regard the con- e © mips ion on Things ee ad it _-——_— , so , Tun at a sustained speed of sixty miles| versational unreliability of women, at i ‘sn hour ebentey reals spect) least, while they are young and pretty, Longest Cable Road. / vat sf a wen me police with « tl aed ‘pidsase Naseraliy The longest and largest cableway is to be constructed on the Argentine side of the An: untains, to extend from | the Chilecito station of the A Northern Railroad for | a total of thirty-two miles. mination at this end will be 14.933 feet above sea leve! id the engine station that will be erected at this point of the cableway will be the highest in the world. YD FOSLP2£-GS-SS4SD 2-929-O9-90F $90053-3008 COOS Mayors by Profession, When a German city wishes a capable, economical and trustworthy Mayor, It simply looks around and hires the best official that ean be found, The correct management of municipalities has Jong been a study in Germany, apd they putting of this knowledge Into effect Tas become a grotes- sion, In reality, therefore, the Mayoratty is a professional pursud, and those who devote thelr energies and abilities to {t- grade upward, being called from city to elty, says the Philadelphia North American If 4 man makes a notable success as the Mayor of one city he ts Hable at any time to be called to administer the af- (airs of another and a larger, The honor and emoluments of the office Increase with the importance of the town, This St +004 SPSS POPES SS FSH 7D > FL O@ ih | il! ii! Te for vehicles or pedestrians. No attempt jowances. And so many a pro! Off the crossroads and no orders) friendship between women Is blighted wire keep dogs and children at home, The| >Y the garrulity of one or the other. ayn TWe faculty for friendship is the mM Gol powerful racing machines took possession of thé) ..re: any woman can possess, It is ro MAKE You Wik TAKE OUT it of superior force to their | the one every woman shouk! strive for 2 Look BEAUTIFUL , } ALL THE records and winning new laurels The friendship of most men is apt to — WRINKLES.) be more lasting and more stable than their love, and the woman who In- Tt was an event of great interest to speed maniacs. spires genuine friendship in a man | ——} 1) For Irish Tenantry. Great progress has been made in Ireland with the Town Tenants’ League within the past few months, The alms of the organization are to do for the tenants in town what the 3 The public will take an equal interest in noting what! "rer than she who wins his love. She i) mM _ the Mew Jersey officials do about it. The road trav-| fs rarest Mer’ heat eaviseis ok nie tk / (CAREFUL various forms of the Land League have done for the farms ersed attained considera is much easier to be simply lovers than ; \ beef we <2 ble notoriety as an auto-|{t {3"t) Se friends and fovers, but the His Is Safe. | Mobile race-course, Is this misuse of It to be allowed |lattor \s far more worth whiie It may, continue, or do not Jerseymen mind? In the event | Sommand love, but at least they may, « the further confiscation of New oY dye) frensshig, do their utmom to | denery the Automobile Association might) te for the use of this as “ LETTERS, inspiring instances of heroism QUESTIONS, | are recorded In the news of a single day, his life to save the lives of ANSWERS. brewery wagon was bearing down ————., | engine drove his teanr squarely Born Washington, D. C., 1954. ‘old running into a trolley car. |r» the Editor of The Evening World: @tood at his post enveloped by) Whore was John Philip Sousa born, | until he had brought his train safely into| ana when? as D. eee ares tha fee thing ta’ thas ine, |; Waat Dewer Saved This Country. Sas tanates the fa that the, /r9 tho Rdltor of The Evening World i ee ee eave them A little dilatorinesa on the part of Admiral Dey might have made Ma- GREAT APPLE CROP, | nitta as ay take as Port Arthur. { e well su with ships, ¢ I} | aro telling us ot a record-breaking inca, forts and land batteries; and {/\|(///|/||{!{/()/ jee this fall—one from 25 to 30 per as sailors, soldiers and fighters, the | J - - WHAT HAVE last year’s yleld; 17 per cent. greater Spaniards are perhaps as good as the 4 You BEEN DOING King of frutts.” Such are the estimates Sitions ot doviars and thoumada. of And at the same time, since there are jives in the taking of Manila, abroad, the export trade in our great WILLIAM ‘DE WART, is expected to fall off, East Orange, N. J. pews and bad. The bad is for the ex- Yes, At Prk Arsenal, Tuesday. 4 Tol boasted last season of their best year's ad pretty soda uC ani b = y free mie iu the O14 World. The good news is for in the park? Where can it be obtained? 4 fi \Beau rirut! What day did Maroh 22, 1883, fall oa? | ° » Lasts ba Apples will be abundant and should be cheap. And MARCI. | _ Z ° * are good for almost everybody. “The more mellow 5, .,, Siar ony 1 Bileetes a one eats,” says a medical authority with whom Would th pee t me ‘ Sew disagree, “the better, provided they be taken at be President of the United States? ~ Aapaal times, It 1s best of all fruit to eat vefore meals, DAM and freely as you like.” Which makes a pretty gen- Rayeleen Ht, eral case of recommendation. Ben Franklin's noontide apple is n matter of histonyp. ‘The late Henator Veet had his daily apple for lunch. Clatming that in it were long life and prosperity 4 Patti, in her active days, shared Charles Reade’s taste ia for baked apples, having one dally with her afternoon | , feeal. Charles Lamb quotes a triend who did not be- years inter a brat Neve ve a pure mind who retnsed apple Twentieth Ie “China Wedding.” le ple, the so-called Pie Trust Of to tne Edtto %of The Bvenine Word br forty barrels of fruit per day in its mak- What wedding aniversary is " proper are fags fact which answers to “enough said.” jebrate on being married twenty to That the erp ts to be very large is a matter|vears? Some claim it is china, others | — ed teeter ilicenaeds ont wege-ceseus cine, (uaen, BACHELOR | @e. | f i | PSHE TAOS DRE HP DS C4 SSSI DOES D HORDE DH : i { £ dg ft | | i ¥ i a = . Tes: tfe | Hn Hatta! BACHELR. 71S SAD, das dada taeda detadidatade dis quaceneneneennsobnnseneoennenapensaeboasennnese!