The evening world. Newspaper, October 15, 1904, Page 8

x w THE » by the Press Publishing Company, No, 8 to @ Row, New York, Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Becond-Class Mal] Matter, OLUME 45....5 sssseeee eeeeeesNO, 18,761, WORLD printed 42,702 “Help Wants” last month, The second highest New York newspaper contained 18,219, or 24,483 less than The World. Employers Advertise in the Paper They Regularly Read and Know, FOR SAFE AUTOMOBILING. ‘The Pittsburg Automobile Club has set a good ex- for other associations of automobDilists by taking fteelf the task of disciplining the reckless chauf- $eur. As The Evening World has said, if the taw-abid- "tag chauffeur is not to share in the odium tncurrea b, 4 seorcher it is obviously incumbent on him to assist “fm bis suppression. The action of the Pittsburg club in “Offering to pay $250 for the arrest of any automobile Grtver caught violating the speed ordinance reflects that | ‘@entiment with a practical application, It ts from within the ranks of the automobilists themselves that reform of road recklessness must come {f {t is t made effective. Is the Automobile Club of New York prepared to fol- this excellent precedent? Here scorchers have !n- fm number and grown defiant of decency to a where they have become a scandal and a public + Their conduct must necessarily cast discredit | ‘entire body of automobilista In repudiating, fem aad taking such measures for their restraint “| By Nixola Greeley-Smith. | ‘im its power, the New York association can greatly! | the police in curbing speed iawiessness. Inclden-| the club can do much for {ts good name by putting emphatically on record against the unsafe and ir- ible chauffeur, SPONSIBILITY FOR BAD WHISKEY, of the whiskey which !s said to have caused of many patrons of a Tenth avenue saloon sent to Washington for analysis, ‘will occur to those who have followed the revela- ‘of the use of polsonous adulterants in whiskey to ik why this analysis was not made while the harmful tuft Was offered for sale to customers, The Govern- int having collected its tithe from the whiskey-maker | id the State ite toll trom the whiskey-seller, are they fare bt under an implied obligation to the consumer, who . reat ‘The. end pays these taxes, to eee that the liquor Wizols Gresiey-Smkh cae ‘ter “s . him in Sts original purity? According to Dr.|Vorce the lady has certainly struck an Chiot of the Government Bureau of Chemistry, er coicaiaat wer pe Fe ngnersy Shen iy 85 per cent. of all the whiskey sold in this country | light weight class, for of course It she 4 restrurants, clubs and barrooms is nothing less| belonged to the heroic mould the loss @ cheap imitation.” If the charge is true it points aha ye ieee Way at he eae ; whdjesale Prevalence of swindling at the expense| ,.., ” ‘the uation’s health which the Government should Means: ts ton Bg me well to prevent. be a case for serious concern, while 4 if whe belonged to the more ethereal “The moral question of the use of whiskey fa BO WET) x5 counders, the yearly defielt in avolr- the fact of the abuse of its sale, Whils the| anpots must have thrown her into the it sanctions its manufacture and consumption | direst depths of gloom and despair, It afford the consumer some protection against |! to be Inferrod that the Oblo lady In- troduced some evidence tending to prove Ho , which ruins his heaith. It §8 an @M-| inet her gradual attenuation was due before and not after the sale of the polsonous| to her domestic infeliolty, But if it be c that is wanted. $ Admitted that unhappiness makes ~ Woman thin, the resulting corollary that u Fireworke.The final decision to have the| happiness makes her fat must likewise Ae subway opening devoid of frills and tireworka| De granted. And what husband with an MMestifes to the triumph of common sense over toolisn| Aesthetic sense, no matter what his Wares Of extravagant display. As ‘The Evening World natural amiability, would not oerasion- qwhen the waste of money was first. proposed, tho ally aseume the tyrant if only to coun o's elation over the arrival of rapid transit will be| tract @ wifely tendency to all-too-solid tly, real without rockets. So far from detracting | "sh. | from the diguity of the occasion, the elimination of the| The indignation of the feminine loser A free junket features will effect a contrary resuit. ‘rne| %f forty pounds Is the more natural be- ‘main interest in the celebration will be the realization by,| MU there Is probably not a normal 2 individual participating of the possibility of a fast; M22 alive who does not in her heart Teids 00 HMariom for @ nickel. belleve that the latest freak figure de- creed by the French dressmaker Is in- Gnitely more beautiful than anything BENEFITS OF PRISON LIFE. ever chiselled by Phidias or Praxit Fe Al Adams who returns from Sing Sing “looking| There !s & young woman {n mu Ppleture of health” and fifty pounds heavier is the| Mey Who possesses this freak figure vi f with its exaggerated bust ani Individual who was wasting away to a shadow | pips, to perfection. Sh ited it in } With the certain prospect of immediate death | one of last season's sin avery + } pardoned. His victims have occasion to envy | simple af very tight-fitting brown a | dreas, and the moment she appeared on effects of the sojourn behind prison bars, which | |,,, ame teover failed (6 éllelt che! and his fortune through Wall street transac-| ahs! of admiration from the femthine iB directed trom his prison cell and benefited his) balf of the audience that the appear. condition. It has been otherwise in the homes Hn" 0! f ‘las Venus of Diana would ave failed utterly to evoke, th his ewindling career brought misery and want. ‘Among men there may be « differen is now pronounced “cured of all organic | of opinion an to the eesential beauty ” The beginning of his improvement appears) adipose, but women are practically Wate trom the time when his efforts to secure a par- | Toe theres be teats of ft) ; ey wi 7 inclined to sym- Om became hopeless. His restored health bears Inter-| pathize with thelr Oblo sister, and to evidence to the beneficial results of the regularity | regard her grievance with the same Ife on one whose conscience is proof against | seriousness. But if a woman may sue her husband for divorce because twelve ' _ of wrangling have made her ‘ THE GOLFING GIRL, | cana slmailar petition When the lady of ) American girls playing golf in oilskins and wading hi# houve and heart begins to take on a h pools of water to the putting green are a new | Lot ses than t# compatible with his @ Of femininity. Their grandmothers may feel that, only by having the physical-culture y hardly know them. Where be now tho old buga- scale of weights for women ‘of wet feet, damp clothes and a pneumonia-breed- * ted ty the Simosphore? The golf sticks have driven them lild vere he ae : along with other terrors which tyrannized over «. could marital differe generations of the sex. The indifference to high ‘on as to the and driving rain shown by the contestants for the *#usted. For i's golf championship at Philadelphia was a ° ght & divers tle performance. | the face of such an exhibition of strenuous health g athletic girl the faultHading of her critics must” 5 of iis force. Any loss of feminine qualities 0 he may show, as charged, is more than compen- Bd ior by the gain of good health and robustness of which has replaced them. Avoirdupois and WOMAN) A tn Obio has} brought Sutt for divorce, naming es her chief grievance against her) husband the! fact that In the) twelve years of her married fe she had lost forty pounds tn & weight, or an ‘ 5 aver of, i three and one- third pounds a TS al feisieieini-ei-i-! 7 art to decide { course, his m id have to per to sue for or follow a fat-t War.—The suggestion that a courte in foot ———— ‘ be introduced ot West Point and Annapolis is inter- Im Connection with the admitted warlike character- ANY ONE CAN BE AD. A.R of the great collese game. Col, Havard thinks) «4 South American 5 ; football “develops certain qualities especialy valu- aay fi | ble 15 military Officers,” That being the case, the col- gold lorgnette ee ee of the lan@ are providing an abundance of good) py. there are so many f 4 : for Uncle Bam's future armies. And, judging by turbances Ms Tecords of the past, the war and naval academies’ yes ‘Think of the opportunities for ¢ tho services Of civilian instructors to get the organising dauahters of the | Washington tar, Lich { | HEAR HER THE TWO CONS at the Plumbers’ Ball. SAM WHITE—W'at am dem blood stains On yore razzor, Zac? ZAC JONES-O, Ise been emphasizin' a remahk, an’ | forgot to clean it, dat’s all! DUA ANAM AAAAAAAAAALAAA DLA LLAAAL AAA: AAAAMEAA PAPER REPRE CEE rRieerii? | water rat measuring ten inchen p WORLD'S w HOME w MAGAZINE. — eibibieintibtabbep WILLIE WISE. 2% Gene Carr’s Brainy Kid Rescues the Wrong Maiden in Distress. up ‘THE POOR BOY) 15 DeL.iRIous! Br MARTIN GREEN. ee + Semen This May Be the Age of the Young Man, but Old Men Were Never Younger than They Are Now, “T SEF,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that Deputy Police Commissioner Lindsley says that a pow iceman with gray bair is to the bed.” “There are a lot of old dodoes an the police fore,” replied the Man Higher Up, “who ought to be retired. Some of them have so many servicer stripes that the sleeves of their blouses loak Ike xylophones, But the fact that a man has gray hair furnishes no Neense for the statement that he is a wart on the body politic. “We hear a whole lot about this being the age of the young man, It is. A perusal of the news any day will show records of young phenomenons exploding all over the United States. The young man of to-day is getting a 100 per cent. show and yielding 50 per cent. results, “Charles M. Schwab was hailed as one of the young geniuses. Look at the finish of his shipyards combina- tion. D, J. Sully was a conspicuous example of the ability of young men to scorch things up in our rapid age. Now - spends much of bis time sidestepping queries in a bankruptcy court Instances might be multiplied until the multiplication table would show bad sprains. “Experience and judgment ere the matnsprings of success. Natural law provides for the accumulation of both, Young men come to the front, but they do it throug) men of middle age or old age. Whenever you see one of the boy wonders performing admirations compelling stunts you can bet your neck against a kick on the ankle that there 1s a gray-hatred or bald-headed wise guy concealed somewhere about the premises with his Jamps glued on the safety valve, “Old men were never younger than they are to-day The time has passed when men eat their food through a hose after they are forty-five. The widespread in- clination to crowd out men with gray hair is not due to any falling off in the ability of gray-haired men to hold down their jobs. There is room in the industrial world for a certain number of workers. Hundreds of thousands of women have crowded in during the past twenty years. In the overflow the aged happen to be near the edge.” “How would you Iie to lve to the asked the Cigar Store Man. we Sere i couldn't," replied the Man Higher Up. “T Ive tm a flat. ‘ oe Oe ee ee ii ae Pi-t-i---?- leleloinleinie-i-iet- Her First Appearance. © ago of three that Mrs. Keudal—then * it r tirst appearence on the stage. : farylebone in London, then under the * management of her father, and the play wes “The Beven ‘ Poor Travellers.” Her part was that of a blind child, and at the rebearsals it had been impressed upon her that she must keep her eyes shut In order that the audience should think sho could not see. jer the circumstances,” says a writer, “Mt need hardly be sald that the first thing she did on going on the stage was to open her eyes as widely as she could, Sitting In the front row of the pit, which then corresponded to the boxes, ‘Baby Madge’ saw a favorite servant, who had ot allowed to go to the theatre in order to witness her de- For the part the child had been provided with new d of thelr possession and with supreme disregard I fitness of things, the litte girl stalked down nts and, addressing the servact, sald: ‘Sarah, k at my new shoes!" * ink was at ieieleleiefeleinieieivini-ieiei Priceless Wheat. gold in America—the greatest hoard of the yellow hered in any country~could uy one years { our corn and wheat, To buy on ason's wheat tld take all the gold mined in this country in sig In the past seven years all the gold mines have only to buy one year's yield of our six leading : Belated Mail. bi Am a captured the sini 9 . ‘| orders, a dratt : ow ‘ 9, checks, official r p 1 two wi é A Big Mouthful. © ty the River Wey, England, a fisherman recently lande@ a fine trout welghing two pounds and six ounces and measun fg sixteen Inches in length. He found the tall of a rat prow truding from Its mouth and could see the hind legs at the fag end of its mouth. Upon opening the fish he found « large ts