The evening world. Newspaper, October 4, 1904, Page 13

Press Publishing Company, , No, wo @ Post-Office i Jenene use of their highways for an automobile race them to any such "overt act as the placing of or other artificial obstacles on the course, It fe not | Supposed that ‘they will break the law tn retalis- their summary ejection from the roads which ‘Money has helped to build and to which they are to have an inalienable right. “Mf their announced intention ts carried out of teams on these public thoroughfares during the! for the race, will they become Hable to arrest? event @ highly interesting legal question will be teed as to the authority of the county officials to send Jal those who retuse obedience to an order the valid- ae or ne; both machine a 1] consorvative sentiment voted the Ham- | Contest, the most recent of international races, } a8 Dot meeting the requirements of a legitimate 1) podearlboonteagriv It Is admitted me of the of the time, convenience and business | thousands to be made solely for a demon- ‘superior that it is unwise to hold speed con. on public highways.” The club's ‘wections of greater city a system of parks th will ultimately be of inestimable advantage, and nd is now procurable at relatively low the cost of foresight and hindsight | parks is well indicated by comparing now required to acquire the eingle Man- Ddounded by Twenty-seventh and Twenty. and Ninth and Tenth avenues, with the ~meeded for the eighty acres of Dyker Beach hd or the $1,000,000 for the 400 acres for the con. Rockaway Beach park. At the present rate another generation will see this land held, prices. HE POLICE AND FIRE ALARIVS, | the Corover’s inquiry into the Attorney street nement fire at which fourteen persons were Med to death on Sept. 4, a suggestive itom of tosti- of timaly interest in connection with the charges negligence in turning in alarms was given by Battalion Chief Brogan. He required just one-half minute to go from the to the tenement,” said Brogan, “but nearly from the third to the fifth floor.” adjoining building returning in the early ‘0 d by @ patrolman, and an alarm finally 7 ation which a strict line of questioning should be able to elleit. A police beat fifteen minutes to “patrol” is too long Hed teuernent-houre district “» THE RECIPE, ¢ RetteR Duriness you would do Jom med good clerks and agents too, ip will often spoil Pears of constant toil me'er distress or bore you workers for you, i minutes were lost in sending in the alarm. In ¢ ime we could have prevented the flames from Bi be recalled that this fire was discovered by a Who Talks Too Much. By Nixola Greeley-Smith BRHAPS every gtrl talks too T once know a little girl who when) Questioned by her mother as to what abe could remember of the sermon she, had just heard, i gr tighter : “It wes If “and” be substituted for “but” we obtain a fair rewume of the average gabbier’s conversation. Some women are born gabbiers, but | more are made so by the mistaken idea | that men have to be “entertained” and tWiht the way to entertain them is by 4| constant valley of rapid-fire conversa- tion, It te safe to say that in ninety- nine out of a hundred couples one meets | casually in New York the girl ls doing the talking; possibly she ls succeeding | in being “entertaining,” but that ls by) nO means so certain as if the man were doing the talking, Men like to talk. There is hardly any man who cannot talk well on some one subject. And there are some women who possess a genius for dis- covering what that one subject is, I knew a «irl once who bed the gift of inspiring confidence to such an un-| fortunate degree that strange women in street cars would lean forward sud- | denly and say things like this: “I live) on Jersey City Heights and I'm going over to Brooklyn to my daughtors wedding anniversary, I've got $1200 worth of diamunds that 1 am going to wear in my stock. But it's kind of lonesome out where soe lives and 1 thougat I'd better not wear them In | public.” You know this girl once told me “Strange people often tell me the story of their lives without my having done more than look at them, 1 rememoor once 1 was travelling by myself and ad to change cars ai Providence. Woen 1 got off the train a workingman of about sixty offered to carry my sult case across into the waiting room for ue. When we got there | ofered to tiv him, but he refused. 1 guess you don't know I'm the engineer of the train that brought you . he said. faw you were alone dw littl with @ very big. suit he added, suddenly I want to ask omething. To- y-fifth anniversar; His cries ac he ran about in search of a fire pret j = tll | ‘The loss of that precious quarter of on hour ‘ girl who did not in The silent won her. will always be pre- gabbiing woman. there fs a silence born of sheer dulness and stupidity. But few ! tect bile fraud from the the use? ‘and “were given might disguise cur But the chief use the gab- bling an makes of them is to con ceal the fact that she has no thought Of course, the silent woman's mind may be a similar vacuum, but so long : che ig wise enough of stolid enoug! to keep her mouth shut, no one will able to Gnd it out ‘ “g THE w EVENING EGP PED DESO S 546966 $6906. SS 8-8-9-9-9-S-9-9-6- 9-905-086-6246 “Say, 'Rastus, whaffur yo’ a shavin' o'yoresef? Ain't yore honey’ “Dat's de trouble, Reggie. PRS EEDE AREER L4G OVO 944-0504 44-44 10-0-04-0104-6-00600000)) d 1900000000005 Meddlesome Tommy Doesn’t Mind Where He Does His Sign Painting. Mary Jane and Kickums Find Their Dads Too Slow. w@ @ @ The Old Gentlemen Discuss Port Arthur's Equilibrium and Suddenly Lose Their Own father a bahbeh?” ‘ see, ter shave mah neck agains’ de grain!” sk'd him fo’ his daughtah’s han’, ¢ @ WORLD'S w HOME w MAGAZINE. PP NESPSLAD LLLP PGLGDLLILQLGIHODOOGHGL SDD $GGS-G-9-9-9-G 09S O GOGO PDGPODE GOTH OD IOGOOG PPO PG LOD FED OPEOGOG FED O OG IP DOO GD D8-0 3 utomobile Crop Is a Boon to Long Island Farmers. |The A sé REE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that a lot of farmers over on Long Island are kicking about | the automobile race that is scheduled to be pulled off Satuniay.” | “It appears to me,” replied the Man Higher Up, “that | the farmers are inconsistent, The millionaire owners of automobiles who have country estates on Long Island make race courses out of the public roads every day, | What's the use in kicking against a race concentrated {ato a few hours, even if the Supervisors have issued an order that while the skiddoo wagons are skiddooing dogs and chickens must be tled up. } “Look what a good thing the automobiles have been | for the Long Island farmers. Through the long, hot summer months every farmer within fifty miles of Now York pinned a tin star on his red suspenders and spent his time eitting on a fence and watching for apeed riola- tions, They were all constables, and they got baif the fines imposed for running over the law, “Instead of planting crops they planted automobilists in the justice courts, Now they raise a scream that the automobile race is golng to prevent them from taking their crops to market, How can they take crops to mar ket when they raised no crops? “The farmers ought to be glad that there is to be am wutomobile race at top speed along the country roads. ‘They can gee the race and hold fast to the hope that maybe some of the automobilists will be killed.” “These millionaires ought to be made to race on their own roads,” asserted the Cigar Store Man, “Well,” asked the Man Higher Up, “don’t they come pretty close to owning Long Island?” The Soda Clerk %a % wo and tis Fizzy Fountain Talks Lovely Womanand the Faith Cure Combine to Wreck His Life Hopes. ‘ “a BS," sald tho Boda Clerk, “there was a smoker « Y the Gentlemen's Sons’ Social Soclety last night and We got pretty de before we broke up, Ia hate to tell you how many glasses of claret lemonade I ou sled, and I smoked & couple of whole cigarettes, too, clear down to the butt, Gee, but I've got @ flerce head on me this morning. The prescription clerk's bm} off on a spree, too, and just got back, When the Boss ‘Paed me tell about my own bat, he says, in that nasty wey of his: ‘.or @ sober man I'm the worst sufferer from draw I ever met.’ And— “Headache, you say, ma'am? Shake! That {s—I meane let me shake up @ little remedy for you. These late hours and the flowin’ bow! do play havoc with our heads, to be sure, Oh, I beg pardon, ma‘am! No offense, I'm sure (There she goes to put up a kick to the Boss about ma, but I'm #0 nervous and put out this morning I could some one!) “Yes, that pretty girl who Just passed the store comes tm | here quite often. Oh, how you talk! Well. it ain't for me te say! But atill—Well, Tu tel) |her nor any one else on #9 a tor mine! I'll wait til I can « r you can’t do that in New Yor! der $12 a week, anyhow. “Bosldes, it's all oft between that girl and me, She has taken my de dd heart and crushed as In | lemons for a seltzer lemonade (if we was out | ‘How'd It happen’’ You see, she's a Fait | once laid her hand on my face and used F @ toothache T had, and of course I had to and then nothin’ would do but I must come to the Testle mony Meetin’ of her Faith Cure Soclety and testty ag to my cure, So 1 went, just to make a hit with her J it was cured, “But when I was called on to testify and got up on the platform and faces all them long-haired men and short« haired women, I was that flustered I clean forgot what {t was I was to testify about, so I blundered out something about my right arm having been bit off at the ankle by & canary, once, and how I'd used all the Faith tn steht and how Falth made a new arm place of the old one, I told !t fine, but no 5 relieve me, and that girl's never spoke to me ain \ up thing, and It fresh® Why, Rer— What's whatd he mean ed off so swift Khe of, tha P you hadn't AP. T $150,000 Hencoop. Howard Go’ at saving much m & building a sea wall around bis Long Isia @ | cost $1,000.00; his cow shed $250,009 and beh ae | $180,000, and the new Killarney castle will cost $5,000,000, Ho te ‘home which wifl