The evening world. Newspaper, October 1, 1904, Page 8

\Y EVENINO, 7 oe ve THE » EVENING # WORLD'S # HOME » MAGAZINE. | | hed by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to @ Park Row, New York, Entered at the Post-Ofice ‘at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, 7 ar The Evening World First Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World during first six MODINE, 1904....ceesevereseenees 74700 Number of columns of advertising in The Bvening World during first six months, 1903...ecereesersseecers 6,019 INCREASE ....0000000005 1,981 Slee NO other six-day paper, morning or evening, In New York EVER carried tn regular editions in six consecutive months such a volume of display advertising as The Evening ‘World carried during the first six months, 1904, NO SUBWAY FIREWORKS. The Mayor and the Comptroller deserve praise for their firm resistance of the Aldermen’s demand for 950,000 for fireworks and music to celebrate the subway | pemeenins. Their action gives evidence of a commonsense | > manic desire for a Coney Island night at the olty’s ex- 3 From the time this extravagant project was first | Poached in July, The Evening World has persistently > Spposed it. In saying now that every dollar the city has P| Needed for sone absolute necessity, and that the only in the public cares for is the privilege of paying Ee Zvi a ride, Comptroller Grout merely reiterates $ OM allowed will be more than ample to cover the cost “Of the formal omciai proceedings. | This defeat of Aldermanic expectation of a junket is Meserved rebuke of a proposed prodigal waste of the ty revenue which, in the light of the many vital im. te delayed through lack of funds, waa inex- |. The lesson of the $25,000 spent foolishly at the Bridge opening, while hospital wards were for lack of a few thousands, was too serious to it of a further burning up of city money in the way ry M THE TENEMENT DWELLER. ) The Archbishop of Canterbury has been shown the and the best of the east side tenement district. It souraging to have his statement tnat our “mean| ‘are not so mean as those in London, and it will escape notice that his guide, Mr. Jacob Rils, had to out individual survivals of tenement-houses of old, offensive type to demonstrate to the visitor how conditions of unsanitariness have been improved Booker Washington saw evidences of worse over- ling than in the one-room cabins of the South, s with a guarantee from what has been done that Poe Rak ¢veliors cleewhere, # ———. of the State's four prisons will discard their r sults for clothes of inconspicuous gray. They will be in prison garb, but no longer in the uniform of in- f, the dofling of which marks ancther advance in the treatment of the criminal, What this en- attitude toward the man in a prison cell may for his reclamation is hinted at in the state- ‘of Bupt. Collins that “everything which separates first-term men from the older and more hardened of criminals increases their self-respect and desire & bettor life at the expiration of their terms.” _ THE OPENING COLLEGE YEAR, f Deginuing of the college year shows freshmau ase with a larger number of students, in some in. ices, tha were on the entire undergraduate roll a ago, With a total school population of ges and 62,000 in protessixnal schools, the Republic 1s jeldedly in its “era of education.” ‘Of colleges and universities the nation now has 464, y 16,000 professors, and receiving tuition fees amount of $9,311,572, together with an income Favested tunds of $7,322,254. Their aggregate in- , counting in State and municipal ald, exceeds figures are impreasive, and not less so those 4b annual crop of 30,000 A. B.'s, An idea is to from this army of diplomaed youth how Im. at a factor in the national life the college graduate THE SAUSAGE INDUSTRY. s fact that a strike of the bologna sausage-makers, ‘fe threatened, would involve 1,500 employees In “factories,” indicates the extent to which the con- of sausage manufactured on imported podels ye to our grandfathers meant a by-product of | (Ming season. Its present {nclusive meaning from frankfurters through leberwurst, cervelat, " d salam! to bologna. So largely has beef) pork as a maln ingredient of sausages. The ty of bologna is partly shown by the output of HPO pounds a week from a single factory in East | on street. | Me tt is a domesticated bologna, changed and adapted’ fom its foreign original to suit the American taste, and iy recognizable to palates familiar with the genuine di bologna. Garlic has gone from it, and by ‘Gomparison with tho famous Italian article it i In- sipid. But it sorves an excellent dietary use, Its gen. addition to the American menu forms a not unin- ‘et ting example of the changes that have taken place the nation’s fdod within a generation. Small Parks, $750,000.—The three-quarters of a mill- fon asked for by Comptroller Grout for eleven additional ) wall parks ts & larg¥ eum, but one justived tn the cir- noes, which cumsta: The small and scattered playground areas the ety from an awakened sense of duty Is seck- ing to provide for its children come high, but they must a had. This atonement for past oversight Is now rap- pe Progressing to'd point where the city's obligations in| oo particular stem to have been fully met, ¢ ae rer desis ode a ig ot WILLIE WISE « wt Gene Carr’s 99O0O4-0-4-00060006-4 10d:5:5-00.09 it of economy and a regard for the people's interest In Ip and gretetul contrast to the spendibritt aldee| He Eternal previously advanced in this column. Tho! Nixola Greeley = Smith, ”" said he,” we at least have fresh air.” The) ine heart. It begins earliest and It sur- i report of the State Department of Health show.| vives all others, [t Is the only femin- ‘fg the large number of cases of “vacation typhoid” con- ine quality that, like virtue, ia te own a in country disiricta proves that pure alr l¢ not) Wi, aces up her back hair and struts) _ Pure water the tenement dweller has, and the best| around in her grown-up sister's gown, And since New York's conscience awoke, to| and the octogenarian who spends long be Mr, Rils’s phrase, his quarters have, been greatly | hours wondering whether she will have cap alike ‘its votaries, Clothes ‘not distant future will see him well, comfortably | are the one thing that repay the Inter- ‘sanitarily housed, much above the average of tene-| est we take in them. They are never of the Striped Suit.—To-day the 2.9% first-term | Ulowing us to grow tired of them first. wise virgins who buy thelr trousseau ‘of whom 120,000 are in universities and col-| once knew a very matter-of-fact maiden | bE DD DODOD DS EDSES ETON DT DOE DROEGDIRTGETD HOE HEHHH OOD HHODHDHITDS BE ESEDDIG DOTS E49949944O 904 6909490499244 FOO4-090OO00 999000990009, Brainy Kid Gives a Brief Lesson in Manners # # eoeerrorrorrerierrioeriiaereee y v “ ‘Mary Jane and Kickums Have Athletic Dads. w $ 2 & & gg The Old Folks Show the Youngsters What an Easy Game Leap Frog Is, Delight of Clothes. —— >. By Now You WATCH us Ano YOULL LEARN How TO) PLAY LEAPFROG, By Martin Green, from Mil- waukee yesterday told of the dismay of a young » rideg room whose fiancee at the last mo- ment postponed the wedding A DESPATCH Seal 30,000 at Battle-Ship’s Launchin 30,000 people went over to the Navy Yard see the battle-ship Connecticut launched.” “The brutal things!” ejaculated The M Higher Up. “Here 1s President Roosevel clamoring in loud whispers for universal peace; bh | are scores of Adistitiguished gentlemen from all over th | world attending a conference in St. Louis looking to th Se Geue throwing of armies and navies into the discard, Ani feria ‘ here are 30,000 or wore rude, coarse New Yorkers bray, : ing a trip through Sands street to see a battle-ship put | into commission. “How many people do you suppose will attend the elo 6 | SER," said the Cigar Store Man, “that Nixola Greeley-Smithe point of view this young woman's action 1s reprehensible, but no member of her own sex will be Ukely to blame her. The devotion to clothes is the most universal passion known to the femin- | They will be lucky if they have an audience of mor than the janitor of the hall and the band, How man people do you suppose would have attended the launch ing of the Connecticut had she been built to spread th doctrine of passive resistance? “Now comes the opening of the football season. Ou intellectual young collegians will go ovt on the aridiro: from this tirae until Thanksgiving and slug each othe with the utmost frecdom. Many of them will be k Many will have broken arms, legs, heads and other o teales handed to them. But will they lack enthus’ supporters at from a dollar a seat up? Not on your placidity! “It 1s extremely discouraging to peace promoters Il President Roosevelt, Sam Harris, Tom O'Rourke, Pollok, Charley White and George Considine to see way the people flock to exhibitions of physical tagoniom. What a shame it is that the efforts of n of the brainicst citizens of the world to secure the tlement of international disputes by the matching o pennies are discounted by the launching of a bai in this peaceful town.” “Our navy costa a lot of money,” complained the Ci, Store Man. “Sure,” agreed The Man Higher Up, “but we didn’ think anything about what the navy cost when Dewey got back from Manila.” The Soda Clerk %a w and His Fizzy Fountain Tal reward, The little girl of ten or eleven You KNow ‘You r 010 iT, MARY vAne! ‘ ~<= white or lavender ribbons in her new ungrateful, they never co back on us, and they possess the supreme virtue of They are the preservers of our youth, our best defense against the encroach- ments of age and flesh, the two relent- leas enemies of womankind. Why then, therefore, should not a man, & weak, uncertain mortal) that we can never be sure of, wait or @ trusted and much-tried-on trousseau? How can such a ready-made article hope to vie in interest with the glorious aggregation of garments, each one of which we have chosen and had fash- foned just exactly to our individual tastes? The only way in which a man can insure himself against the matri-| monial delay attending an unfinished trousseau is by wedding one of those years in advance, There are such. I) lady of forty who had a very elaborate one which she had been buying ever since she was sixteen years old and which she used to display with great pride to the women of her acquaintance. There are not a few women of this kind) who proceed doubtless on the principle | of the little boy in the old story, who saw a traveller eating hard-boiled eggs, and timidly asked him for some salt. The traveller complied with the re- quest and then asked: “What did you! want that salt for?’ “Why, mister,” | @ replied the urchin, “T thought if I had) z some salt, maybe you might give me! % an ese.” ® But I thought the ladles who buy i He Has Fallen Victim to a Boomerang Conspiracy. 646 RTO." Mahed the Soda Clerk, “there's no place in N store of this sort for a man of brains. That's why I can only make $9 « week, while that fussy prescription clerk gets $20 for doin’ half the work. stift, He can’ ren see the side-splitting of the prescription things liké that. And as for the Boss— “Oh, good morning, Miss! Looking all to the pretty to day, if you'll let me say so, Can I fix your tle straight There, that's better. A twisted tle on a pretty costum ie like the crumpled rose leaf, which, the poet ders all the music mute. Yes, I AM kind of poetical, ain't I? Comes natural, Guess Charils called on vou last night, didn’t thelr trousseaux before they find their) husbands may be accused of putting the cart before the horse—this is an age of automodiles and justifies even) % that proceeding. The importance of the trousseau to the average feminine mind It is impossible to overestimate. I once knew a very pretty Brooklyn girl, who, though ap- parently in love with another man, had been constrained by family pressure to become engaged to another very rich, but very unattractive youth. Previous to the announcement she had enter-| ‘ tained the members of a Sunday-school, § class with caricatures of the particular golden calf to whom she was about to “ be sacrificed. So they were all pre- pared to be cheerfDlly sorry for her. But this was the way she told them of her engagement: “Yes, I'm engaged to Teddy, and I'm not sorry, He's homely course, but he has the most gloriow evelashes I ever saw, Mother called m attention to them yesterday. And I'm having su 4 perfectly glorious time % All the girls I narried say he moat fun, so sides, he dropped in and told me to-day! Guess you're to be congratulated, Wish you well, I'm sure, Yea, % cents, ®| Thanks. G'by! ; 3 | Phere! She's go! You'd never belleve what a broken | heart my gay sm! overs; but that's the only girl I ever b | loved. Charlie W le was goin’ with her, but he had no chance against me. Last night he stopped here and said he | was on his way to call on her and asked me to fix him up & headache powder #0 he could take it In case his head get aching again during the evening. So I thought up a fine conspiracy, 1 gave hin a big, heavy sleeping powder ine | stead, wo he'd ait and snore instead of talkin’ to her, and that would disgust her. Ain't 1 the diplomat? “Well, he comes in this morning, all grins. It seems when he got there he found that her father (who always sits in the room when she's having comp'ny—the olf he-dragon!y had a bad headache. 80, to make a hit with Pa, Charile | gives him that doctored headache powder and Pa falls aswep and 1s dead to the world while Charlie proposes ars gets accepted. PETS SSAA OD | on such an old and tried friend as me. But aa I said, there's no place for a man of brains “Soe me glare then as the Boss strutted by? I gave it to him good and hard to-day and he's afraid to meet my @ | angry gaze now. 1 asked him for the afternoon off and he % | answers in that nasty way of his: “You can't have it, f s’pose you want to go to your grandmother's funeral, eh? | (That olf chestnut!) But I gets back at him. I sald do | want to ©o to @ funeral, and I'm sorry I can’t, But net my | grandmother's.’ He falls to {t and asks: ‘Whose? ‘YOlRgi* | saya I with a reparteeful sneer, and then I walks awny be~ fore he oan land a comeback, 8-8-2-9-8 -5-9-P3-9-F-9-9-8-S-GFO-F-O-2% HO--O3- trousseau w ft Is certatni mantic, nor that one would care to share p ally, there may be something in |t “\iqfen may come and men may go, |2 SNOV!—Well, Joe, did yo’ see Cindy las’ night? JOE—No, sah, but | saw de niggah dat wuz seein’ Cindy. 3 smotelees (alee tthe gut-un. though Sicilian oy i-th ge coded hl \DEEEREEEEGSEEEEOREEEESEEEEETE4EECEEEEEETE+TOO0® W44041904490964006 000008 AP. TERHUNK | | How Many at the Peace Convention ) quent sessions of the Congress for Peace at St. Louls% is us, ren- 9 “I call that a pretty low trick for Charlle Wiazle to pay > he? ‘How'd | know?’ Oh, I have my ways of knowin’, Be — |