The evening world. Newspaper, September 21, 1904, Page 12

w THE » EVENING » WORLD'S # HOME w MAGAZINE. w * @he ea of Loveand Mary Jane, Kickums and Their Dads’ Pipes, # ww} ~The Ca | Pr RSe ute. nee Teck, Buured at te Poot Ouen . Pinochle. | # gS Sf Sf The Two Youngsters Demonstrate that Meerschaums Won't Do for Bubble-Blowers ot New York as Gecond-Clase Mail Matter, "|g HERE IT 1S! +sNO, 18,78 By \$ Lit Go anol 17S A BEAUTY, Nixola Greeley-Smith. | PIPE AND BLow By Martin Green, The Evening World First Da puas.es Too! : Number of columns of advertising in I 2 dare atl Another Man Backs His ‘ knight sie abalehanpeebetael te) ee ee hard . fought) Number of columns of advertising in ourneys for ae Proving World during first six 6,019 ned Aid fe victor chose INCREASE ...05.000000+ 1, 08K among all wom. —_—_—— en she whom he = esteemed Ne other six-day paper, morning or evening, In New most lovely, ‘Werk EVER carried tn regular editions in six Z >. _ ”~ bese J months such a volume of display advertising as The vr. ly I” sove and Beau. ‘World carried during the first six months, 1904, oe eae he spirit of a | Racetrack Judgment with the Boss’s Mazuma. SEE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that they have sé sloughed another Wall street clerk who thought he could be a second edition of Pittas ‘ burg Phil on a salary of seven per.” “Oh, very well,” replied Tho Man Higher - Up. “Bere is one that tried to beat it and he got his | We never hcar anything about the thousands who go = | against the game, get trimmed to a fret, and spend the | rest of their lives telling how they escaped beving | money to burn by a whisker, This kid in Wall street + rr’ lad a chance to ateal and he did what every fiend against | the races will do if there is enything around that can be passed or hocked—he stole, The reason that there is POLS-> 9 8-04-<o-*: THE QUESTION OF THE POLICE. [oi ime ang ta tbolaued is - Be Bre Wort hs card sad rowed, om | Hs come ae | i #eming the police force, that— Whatever be name may be are usually | no more awiping of coin for the purpose of playing the Discipline is lacking; fought out in the stock market. Y survty | Patrel duty 1s neglected, tas bess attra ee the pervilees Coit | has a chance at anything that isn't nailed down, Men talk too much om post; of commercialisnt to abandon the cities | “When it becomes generally known that a man is plays » Roundsmen are inactive; and seek the more favoring soll of rus- ing the races everybody who {s wise to it gets a Yale lock complaint of the bankroll against him. If he has | a Job and fs in line for promotion to a point where he can sift the boss's mazuma through his fingers they re move him to a corner in the shop where there ts nothing to do but make out bills. “Tt doesn’t take a lineal descendant of Euclid to dope out the percentage against a man who plays the races, It is the hardest game to beat in the list of gambling di-’ versions, Alongside of it faro bank and roulette are like betting 5 to 1 that a brick will drop when it Is tossed tle hearts, Patrel standards ase low, Only the other day there arose in Gut | tenburg, N. J., two sturdy German Magistrate Crane, reading on Monday The Eventing | yrights worthy of the mouldering Ortee| Worlds story of police dereliction, went out and found)" Muserants trom whom ther dove - Metalls confirmed by his own experience. Any citizen/tune to tove the same buxom widow, agreed to play @ great champlonsh! do the same, Bame of pinochle to decide the lady's | “Through the work of the reporter-roundsmen In| river And to sstabilah her ae Queen of z ‘@utomobiles, an improvement was effected of 100 per Pure ekill in thelr great national game not mere {dle advantages of person or By. tent. in the midnight-to-moming patrol service begin-| pocketbook, such as decide the leaner | | ever the edge of the roof.” races 1s because such a email percentage of the players g : 3 ining Monday night over that of Saturdav-Sunday. So! ike any ‘damsel of ye otis ite, And $i) 31, “ae reminded he Cent ore wan, “there enn bet widowed o7 ¢ a . i reds who m ut of the race tracks,” Ht ts demonstrated that there Is required to keep the! suicon atangr ready to sbioe ne the re $| “ves"" agreed The Man Higher Up, “and there are men on post up to what thev know to be a proper "ult of the soust, ig | hundreds who make a good living selling painted money.” diligence only a vigilance equal to that expected of darn Nt eS & ing modern alloy, For only yes y them. ‘The World's columns contained a chal- | % |; : The Cross-Eyed Man * 4 : This overlooking vigilance Is lacking, In the) sr® fo the winner trom «third $f: > , ; Bi organization of the force officers are provided to ex- Arkin hind, fo ha ‘an tee | Xe $ intl And the Man with Whiskers, | ercise it. Somehow, the provision fails at this time.! pionsnip of New Jersey and Brooklyn | * $| ‘The failure means a lax line, loss of all sense of force)" wilt te esea that the author of ens| 3 3 They Decide that a Queer Thing | responsibility—in a word, demoralization. inqeniene peepestion fe set ategether| 3 3, They Have Read About Is Not What is the matter? rare in American eports. For Ma ec] ‘ 3! Nearly as Queer as if—— , HM the hi 4 gl E. “Politics is not out of the police, nor the police out i rane ie peel tiseat elas © of politics,” said The Evening World, beginning the is ry Maye Ue ade > aan Cross-Eyed Man as he and the Man with the Whise READ a queer thing this morning,” @nnounced the kers sank into their usual seats on opposite sides Pry \ \ 3Oo ~ ~ — ¥ re a of Guttend: the "L" car aisle; “I read a queer thing.” 4 present period of criticism. ; nburg will decline his proposal 2 “Did the Queer Th ve letters on it?’ asked the Mag § i i me Da and that thetr unique contest will pe with the Whisker: ; “1 believe that politics in the department will ex-| fought out by themselves alone in the 4 “Of course it didn't, It'— r | “Then how did you read it?” shrieked the Man with Whiskers, “Did you use mind-reading or decipher tt Dane slyphically +r how? Can you honestly *ay you saw a queer, thing coming your way, and that you Temarked, ‘Here comes , © Queer Thing; I'll put my glasses on and read @ section ' him? Did you"— id ’ “Well, maybe I didn't,” ruefully admitted the Crose-Byed Mau, “but I read ABOUT It, and that was almost as good, | about It Ina newspaper. The paper sald: ‘A Pompton | «N. J.) cow has learned to pick the padlock of her stable | door with the end of her horn.’ Queer, wasn't it?” ' “Not very, ‘udgingly growled the Man with the White kers; “not near so queer as {f the newspaper had wald thas a Pompton iN, J.) cow had learned to pick the end of hep ‘ : fequentered rear of the widow's saloon, _ plain much that is lacking,” says Capt. F, Norton with only ner bright eves to” arcs : F | *neouragement and only her fair hand: © Goddard, keen and experienced Pie beg at to pour nation to Htymen tn frame . i, H Com- ger. ; the same time Lay Evening Wor $ beliet in | What zest to sport would be given | % missioner McAdoo's personal faithfulness and good the world over if the plan of these Sinton ia terete wee aon he wolf i “ an jard matches, in F . every rt of ° j The incident of the left-over Murphy detective | aeea: i Wessitaed Gate ate ; % ‘ feast sergeants points to politics malingering in the force. | sf" our sports wouter we oe te, many It is chiefly politics—of the department and out of | iat one Les ie Sacetiog weal CHLOROFORM UY ILt Stow You HOw To CATCH A eel | ft—that patrolmen find to talk about on corners. | 7 bie sturdy exponents of the manly | heai ve ee HI ar ahs vent — ' Bee eo + art om ht no longer f bel! yw had learn 10 stable the horn It is politics that turns police minds from condi-| purses and gate receipts, but could | Jock with the end of a Pompton (N. J.) door, ore Sa “what next.” | “slug” and “upper-cut’ each other for “Or if the stable horn had learned to cow | tons on post to speculations on & bow of cherry-coloréd ribbon or a gilt | N. J. with the door of @ padlock end, or’— mt Nettie a It is politics that convinces even a well-meaning! shoe buckle. Sport for love's sake | “Or {f Pompton, N. J., had learned to horn-end ow with the stable pick of @ door padlock, or’— Ls ' “Or if @ door end had padiocked its Pompton (N, 3) tema | | by cowing its learned stable pick, or it’— : i would be their motto, and the idea that policeman of the existence somewhere of a favor lay feemer shicsiee tepiates Ce tes stronger for promotion than any record of duty well/and muscle for mere money would | BGG ~9-SG «3-9-3 -5-5-8-8-9-S-B-8-0-2-3 bring @ blush to the most hardened “Or if th f a pick: done. cheek, ite paitlock ihe. Porpien ON. 3) fries peg - wee What Is to be done? It love still makes the world go 1 ! ' “Or if a padlocked cow had learned to end tts stable ty . picking the door of a Pompton (N, J.) horn, or*— “Or tf a stable pick had learned to horn her cow with the Pompton (N, J.) end of a doored padlock" 4 “Yes,” gasped the Cross-Eyed Man, sinking beck hausted, "there are a thousand and three things the pe 7 d—and who bi bi bellevii “In my opinion,” says Magistrate Crane, to quote | otronomer Ge dee helt coat st | one man of a mind which many share, “the depart-| be the mainspring of everything. even AN * pinochle, and the deciding motive of F ment should be revolutionized from top to bottom, | erstody even the pinochle prayer, | and only a graduated policeman can do the work.” — | and the wi May the New Jersey : I hide paper might have said that would have bee: BS __ Which recalls The Evening World's description of | rie are mt rovers game, = baper might have sald that would have been a whole te A 7 ” ‘ h hich ro- “Than if they'd only been hal? as unusual: ‘what the strong man “highest up” should be: ae "te DA Tek ade pees NOw, GivB Him THis WILK MaKe } but then, on the other hand, they wouldn't pen been ange 4 Enough of a policeman to understand police- tips, The CHLOROF Him UNG ' where near as unusually grotesque as''— men; enough of a leader to earry a personal —__—_—- ‘OR ONSCiouSs! “As you wall-brained anthropolds are!" snorted the Chot- | erle Old Gentleman in the corner, staggering dasedly to his feet and shaking his fist In their faces, "If". Prestige; enough of an iron hand to smash the LETTERS, & Maks of awry. | “Sirt’ purred the Cross-Eyed Man, “ari a : E . “are you aware But what the Magistrate says, what Capt. Goddard QUESTIONS, | at svat constitutes tchatoal aneult and Dal 7 Says, what is said in this column, what ts said wherever | ANSWERS. “1 didn’t know this train stopped at the Battery,” wees i forld’ OSU discussed—these bled the Man with the Whiskers, ha Evening hit i sures are en “If it didn’t," snapped the guard, “the company ’4 have things do not settle the matter. No, whole trainful of watered rolling stock," sti sents its Mayor McClellan;| ro the Editor of The Evening World: ee eatin ici nan Se Mayet BERS “Ys Gen. Nelaon A. Miles a West Point What is to be done? eraduate? GUARDSMAN, The problem is not of his creation, It is an in-| pweea pied In Ludlow Street Jatt. I Vy! a ic rece j. To the it The Evening World heritance from Van Wyck days. But public recogni Medi osvinliy Eads Naish battpegen A. P, TRRAUND, Too Easy Success, Buccess In literature early in a writer's career ts often af serious misfortune, writes Jullus Chambers fh the Pittsburg | tion and the sense of a great municipal duty well done | some? RMM. | | Despatch. I distinctly recall a conversation with Frank Re will be his if he shall find the solution. Tweed ascaped to isu ge ins Stockton regarding "The Lady or the Tiger" that illye: — ~ 2 . cured and brought back (9 Ludlow trates this point. “Never was I so near starvation since « began to write as after the publication of ‘The Lady or the “ Tiger," said Mr. Stockton, "For nearly two years every. thing I offered for sale was sent back with the curt exe ™ planation that It did not compare with that story, “The | Lady or the Tiger’ was made a standard by which every- thing was Judged. Prior to iis publication I had trouble ia ¢ selling my matter, and that very story had been Offered to every oublishtr (n New York before it was accepted.” To this end, it will be a sign not of weakness, but) street Jail, where he died April 12, 1878 of common sense and strength in a high place if the| Peopte'’s Chorus, Cooper Unton. Mayor shall call to his aid other minds of practical] T the Méltor af tm Prenink Worlds wisdom and exrerience, |volce culture free oF at low price? Ait unofficial commission made up of men of} » standing and of understanding—a commission which ,, pemere '¢ No ® tt "should go carefully over all the grounds of police’ Are there any Bdleon mare, and tt ro oF * . A . he t y pul up into ¢ e id Organization and look to all suggested springs of dis.|"°" “* "RY PAS UP Into te clowlay © affection and demoralization; which should consider eae in 1ata, ' "i : 'o the Fditor of Rve: A § and report an intelligent scheme of reformation based tn what ‘yar Wa Mao tes both on its own findings at home and on the workings | %°*"? ELIZA 8, | 4 As mitt ait A Friend of the “Beat Chiet.” sof police departments in others of the world’s cities | 2, tne pace ot tae erentn . s Should not such a body go far and accomplish Referring to the query: “Does erlme uch? own New York?’ I would venture to | @ ? | Scrub Ostrich Feathers. { | Hundreds ef men and women stop in front of a wholesale , | millinery supply house on Broadway, only to see workmen ;’ | serubvbing ostrich feathers. The laundry work is done on @ board that rests on an old-fashioned tub in the cellar, Ag unobstructed view 1s obtained when the tron doors beneath the store display windows are opened to light and ventilate ‘the cellar, The uniniated would think the value of huge ostrich feathers would be Impaired by such vigorous appli | cation of elbow grease and soap, but this ts not the case, The suds are sald to improve the lustre, D RATHER STupy AN ENTOMOLOGIST SHAKESPEAR! WILKIE! BO 602 GEEEE PEE COED SEED EOE LNT DEOEE $6 DOLE6T 0560-096 390OO 6-0-0. 4 A om ask readers If it is not true that at no | it not likely that this commission would find for time during the regime of the much- i x aye abused Will 5. Dev: id ct the police respected by the “gangs” and by the |if results have not to a considerable | hs me : ¢ extent justiled Mayor Van Wyck's & Bul, which is most important, thoroughly statement that Devery. was "the see J of themselves? |Chle€ of Police New York ever had” ty ll CHAS. .. ROOM AT THE TOP. fe's lots of room up at the top, TTT (iy Froze His Indigestion, Sctentific investigation has discovered that that trouble some disease dy: ia can be cured by short intervals of [exposure to intense cold, followed by hearty eating, M. | Raoul Pictet, a Swiss selentist, produced an artificial tem» peraturt of between 140 and 180 degrees below zero in @ pit He ther expored himself for a brief interval to this temper ature by lowering himself into the pit. On emerging he says he found himself intensely hungry, The process was te Ab pethechgea 3 peated several times, and as a result he declares he sense eured of chronic indigestion, from which he hed eutwed | will ald your rise. \ | T loaned a police officer money at in- terest. He refuses to pay the interest t)