The evening world. Newspaper, September 17, 1904, Page 8

ee D)pettianed by the Press Publishing Company, No, & to @ |” Pirie Row, New York, Entered at the Post-Omles at New York as Gecond-Class Mail Matter, WOLUME 48.... <NO, 18,783, Rape be aan Be The Evening World First Nember of columns of advertising in The Evening World during first six MoNthS, 1904...ccssseseceseeeeee 1/700 Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World during first six months, 1903..sscssesessseeeees 6,019 INCREASE te 1,681 Ne other six-day paper, morning or evening, in New York EVER carricd in roguiar editions in six consecutive @ Volume of display advertising as The Evening World carried during the first six months, 1904, A BLACK NUISANCE FROM JERSEY, ises from the tall chimney of chemical works on the! { New Jersey shore of the Hudson River, about opposite | _ (One Hundred and Second street, Manhattan, Whenever the wind comes from any quarter in the} west, the black column crosses the Hudson almost | unbroken. Sometimes it goes straight over, again it southward, To observers in Central Park, or on avenues re- Moved from the water front, the pall of smoke pre- flagration. To west side residents who know all, about the floating blackness, it is an interesting ex- ample in persistence—the persistence of a nuisance, Once safely over in Manhattan, the smoke column expands, drops and scatters upon its mission, It has one appearance, but a varied assortment of noxious odors. In the daytime, it poisons the air of streets and living rooms; at night, it is the enemy of sleep and health. On the upper west side it is never referred to in temperate language. But it will not stop for = Mere abuse of the corporation that produces it. . The nuisance is in New Jersey; this ls New York, ulation be assailed across a State line? Besides, estigators from this city have found in the foliage of the smoke-breeder's vicinity evidence that the | Two years ago, the West End Improvement As-| Boclation held meetings and called on the Board of nulsance from New Jersey. Sufferers understood a fway was to be found to abate it. Prayers by the. re ig ‘with regard to seats for echolars is a trifle easler—that fs, the number of part-time pupils ts reduced from Carlier estimates. ; Population of the city does not cease, Next year's de- - * a Part-time pupils from early September to late October, And there would have am & grain ot , Maat year. |truth in his assurance to each, For no ig It was given cut at the Board of Education rooms, ™4n who has had six wives tan love yesterday, that Vice-President Babbott would endeavor *°Y *Hsle one of them very much, and to act ns mediator between building employers and their be finishe’. Witb a single earnest mind in touch with Bess to do Its share. t Standing, with a common realization that in joining risk no principle for which they marriages seem to realize that " th: ting of ft a Brateful to each other for the fina > much so that the rival the new wif » Mr. Belmout’s invitation to the local express com-| 1 . failway syetem is being accepted In the same generous spirit in which it was extended. When the now service grows np It promises te be a great help to the Inter- Dorougn Company in the matter of paying suitable The trouble to be avolded, of course, is that of let. ting the parcels trains 80 encroach upon "L” scheduley & #8 to interfere with the running times of passenger f fident that they can turn their lines Into common car. as carriers of people. Presumably {t is understood that @ marked ‘nerease of taconventence to the public would Tesult In searching inquiries as to the right of the com , under tue “L' franchise, to run freight trains on tracks. the subway. And here again js need for the watchful eye What chail it profit the city to have built a muultl- million-dollar underground oad and turned {t over to @n operating company on terms most advantageous to the company, if it shall ever come to pass that packages | take precedence over persons as benofictaries? A MODERN VERSION. « The Prodigal Son had spent his money : And life looked pretty black to Sonny. For Papa failed to wax forgiving ‘a And the poor Prod, must earn a living. > At last he tried one World Want Ad. ok pre ts are no longer bad. mali-paid Job now lets this sinner pO 1 | | Daily and nightly a heavy column of black smoke! 3 moves a little to the north, another time ‘it drits| !MCom patibility $ fents, apparently, the visible sign of a riverside con- By Nixola Greeley.Smith, But under what State right can the good health of'a = : ‘i vorced from the four women the ex- fumes do harm on the other side of the river, husband had continued to be great| ° a riends with them, and they were all) 4 present at his wedding to the atath,| > Hence arose the unpleasantness between 2 1 in his wut « Health and said vigorous things about this black: Mm and Mla atest helpmeet which has res thousands were with the cause. But it seems possible of amability tn the wite as of diplomacy | to-day that the association and the Health Board haye | the husvand. Many men have man-) aged graver complications successfull forgotten. and only by a strange lack of tact could| $ . he have failed to convince the last lady | ¢ The way to destroy an evil Is not by being tess) he iia’) thiled to convince the teat tay persistent than the evil. dear and only one and to have proved to each of the others that every moment | since their separation had been deso-| A MEDIATOR FOR THE SCHOOLS, late, Why, there have been husbands so| # 1 ts a matter of painful note that the trouble in| accomplished as to be able to have alx the building trades is becoming more Intense instead of| W'ves at the same time instead of just Approaching more closely to the hoped-for settlement, | MetelY one after the other. At the same time, the condition in the public echools| have arranged f “ But nether the one fact nor the other should inter. assured her that it was really given in aX fere with negotiations for the reeumption of work on her honor and that she muatn't mind if P 4 "the uncompleted butidings, The Increase in the school |'® seemed to Jolly the others along a everything would have been all right Mande for room will not be this year's. Not even will The ex-wives would have assumed an the next month's call for sittings be exactly the same ag @/F of patronizing toleration toward each, ‘ those of this month. Witness an Increase of 4,000 in Mer and of symixthetio superiority may love all of them a little. Indeed, this le more or less true of a man with fmen, to the end that the schools now nearly done may any plurality of wives whatever Only common sense should be necessary to an under. “MOne the sane Persons to cherish an undying ¥ hands as urged to serve the public the disputants will for 4 on elther side. vorced participants in the most unhapp PARCELS TRAINS ON THE "1," _| beeame tl Panies to share in a parcels train traffic on the elevated * “lvoreed man has most to fear ts her {f predecessor, would seem bers, and whi dividends, fact that there were four ought to have id reassured her, ne thankful to him for her release, more At present, the Interborough managers seem con- to be grateful to him before, Hers of goods without detracting from their usefulness Wh ‘There are reports that parcels cars may run also In| hushon PY ae , ” ad of Five Wives. NE of tho O renitien , men ing Wolfe County, Ky, has just filed sult for divorce against hia wixth wif on the ground of incompatl- bility born of differences over Nos. 1, 3, 3, and 4, the ‘4 Peations did not watinclude the 2 \ Aatth wife be sohlan i) ing that she Nixola Greeley*Sm:ith. rf My ; a Fe vs | not help thinking, In conside ase, that what caused the do- Jangling Waa not so much a lack} Before marrying the sixth he should her to meet th: 1. y of her predecessors and made sure at there would be no friction between hem. If, during the love feast, he hady aken each of the fair guests aside and ittle, because she would understand loward the new Ineu $-2-9SE>SP 66-3466006-9: Tho pu ling ting about the person men find one and he who finds six not enough can scarcely be numbered Tt used to be tho fashion for At other, But nowauays the di However, In the Kentucky case there » have been safety in num the wife might rightly wus ve heen Woman, the Generally a man has ever be grateful to a w him, and she ts eqin reason to divorcing in being especially if she has never had occastd Some one asked a very pretty divorcee matrimonial — expe had many and lively the other day if sie believed In marriage, and she re- 4; “Why, certainly Ido, It's a ne ry preliminary to divoree."* this reason, perhaps, divore and Wives preserve a friendly feeling for each other, the fact that 2 they were once caged adding gest to ® their new-found liberty, ne tt two 2 that of some escaped som{-< canary wing! eh FROLADIDI4-D14-94-04-04-444.40-10549-844-O4-0 0904040460030 0009 644. Willie Wise # Gene Carr’s Brainy Kid Does Everything both partion tothe tradee haste Reed raat wi ho inivcrrin wmvanemainnys +A Domestic Thinkfest in Darktown w#% ws wo whet they see in it, Most ensue—especially as each party has expressed willing- wife too m MR. LIMEKILN—Ise jest a t’inkin’ how MRS. LIMEKILN—An’ Ise jest a t’inkin’ r : i: x o © |-———— +=... The Cross-Eyed Man * | ~And the Man with Whiske They Decide to Collaborate on “a Racing Romance. and the Man with the Whiskers took their usual seats On opposite sides of the Ninth Avenue "L" car. “I'm |@n author, A real author. At least,” he added modestly, “I shall be when I've written the book I have in mind. B& {s to be @ racing romance, Maybe you'd like to write past i 4n author now,” boasted the Cross-Eyed Man as Be felt I was an author at heart. What shall we write about?” T've only thought up a few situations in the story thus far," rejoined the Cross-Byed Man meditatively, “The herd. has stolen $1,000,000 from the villain, who is his employer, He stole it to buy @ bicycle for his bedridden mother, You see he must have a noble motive for the theft or else he = @& wouldn't be @ hero, ‘He"— \ “Of course he wouldn't!" screamed the Man with the @ | Whiskers, “He wouldn't be @ hero at all if he didn't have ® | noble mot! very time he stole, He'd be a—a"—— be heroine, maybe, but not a hero. I had some | thought of ing my romance unique by having a man but then I wa afrat ¢ with the Whiskers, “There's no law inst a man being @ heroine. You rep@ of herole women, Why not heroinie men? A man could/be heroically heroinic and"— ¥, “But not nearly as heroically heroinic as if he was 3 as heroinically herolc," interposed the Crost-Eyed Man, wit & view to accuracy, “Maybe not,” ruefully admitted the Man with the Whis | kers, “but he could be a whole lot heroinically herolcer tham if he was only half heroically heroinie, for" —— 4 “Well,” went on the Cross-Eyed Man, “the hero of my novel has stolen $1,000,000 from the villain, and if he doesn’t put It back in the safe before the next morning the villais will find {t out and the he Ill have to go to jail or pay @ #10 fine. Bo he goes to the track and bets his last dollag on a horse that is running at 1,000,000 to 1.” ‘ A youth with a horseshoe pin nervously hauled @ dope sheet from his pocket and fell to studying & with feverish | jerness. woes the hero's horse lose the race?’ eagerly asked the Man with the Whiskers, “But then I suppose he can't lose . what he has never had, So if he didn’t own the race before hand he couldn't lose it, and tho hero would win his bet, It's a fine {dea for a novel. What does the hero do with $1,000,000 when he wi "You go too fast, hasn't won it yet. There's an exciting horse-race scene first, d ‘The hero's 1,000,000-to-1 horse is really not a horse at all, but half Korse, half giraffe. No ong knows this but the jockey. The villain has a horse in the race, too—a fast horse, the finish is almost reached the hero's horse ts half behind. His jockey loosens up on the reins and the long giraffe neck shoots out and he wins the race by The villain'’s horse haa gotten rattled and lost his head. he atill had @ head he'd have beaten the hero's horse by Like tory?” ee ‘5 sublime!” shrieked the Man with the Whiskers, help you write it. That novel shall contain EVERYTHING we both know about horses and literature and"—~ “Guess It'll look something like @ blank book then,” mut . tered the Choleric Old Gentleman tn the corner, as the trata staggered into the Warren street station and the two authers disembarked. AP, TERHUND, ( A Sporting Contest, Fifty sparrows, desperately fighting a large cat for peasession of @ young bird, made things interesting tn timore the other day. The cat had ht @ young spar row and started north on Charles street, when a few older birds saw him. They flew at the cat #0 savagely that hes was compelled to hunt for shelter, More birds joined tm the attack, and when the cat reached the Northampton Hotel he ran against the windows in search of a plane of safety. { All “European Occldentals are all called “Europeans” in Japan, no gee t graphical distinction being made between Paris, France, ye Paris, Tex., or Rome, Italy, and Rome, Ga, Europeang Juat people who wear many kinds of strange clothes, who various marvellous foods with knives and forks off huge dishes, who sleep on beds and sit on chairs, and do many other foolish and troublesome things, Sank Out of Sight. ‘The pumping station and coal shed at Gallen, on the Bun Ungton Railroad, a short distance east of Sterling, whigh ( began to disappear into the earth recently, is entirely out of sight now, with the exception of the top of @ pleos a { atoveplpe, which is still visible in the large etrcular hole im which the buildings disappeared, rer oR | The Chicago ‘*Doc.” Dr. James P, Lynch, of Chicago, has discovered tha universal insanity will be the end of civilization, Over Induigenee and over-exertion, he says, are und our constitutions, and 500 years hence the white race wil have degenerated Into madmen and idlota, 4 t te ae \¢ hawd it is dat we all have to die. how long it takes some coons to do it. ‘ HE, Candidatee tor Lansey are Wesené wat - ney Rohs dA | $OOOO96-06 4448-4-964-0669409 14069494400O0064000004000 06 ¢ 04-00004444004000040004400046 4 Five hundred years from now we'll be 6 word “vaudey which now epecenenenta _ _——$$ $$ --- - mieans a play in which songs are in| SL } Crazy men, both you and me— treduced, is a corruption of Vaux de | IN THE COUNTRY, INDISPENSA EASILY CURED. Sua Meh aes |] Says J. P. Lynch, the great M. D., Vire, the names of two valleys in Nor- ‘ aw t Let chop and s' Beeptical Acquaintance—But when you| She—' set my against, The Doctor from Chicago, mandy. A fuller in Vire, in the At-| of living in che. couniry wrote ament ‘And all of such, set your flying machine perfected you| anything I mean {t, | 1 sad il teenth century, compose! some hu-| Mrs, Hyems—It isn't so bad as you ‘The prices take will find that few people will care to| He—Would you—er—mind getting your | tle says we have too good a time and climb—and climb morous and satirical drinking songs might expect. It costs us more, of That none can touch; use it The motion will make them | face against mine?—Chicago News. |] Yoo fast for reason’s tender chime; P which were very popular throughout | course, to have our butter and fresh But we beseech alrsick. UNNECESSARY, The doctor t4, I bet a dime, ap! France, under the name of their native | vegetables brought out to us from the ‘That all concur Enthusiastic Inventor—Yes, but that’s % place, ‘Vaux de Vire,” The terms seem | city, but we don't have to entertain To keep in reach to have been corrupted into voix do| nearly as sill ae “4 much company.—Soottish