The evening world. Newspaper, September 16, 1904, Page 14

13 Ways to Win a Woman. | by the Press Publishing Company, No. & to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Oftice @t New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, FUME 4B. .ccscsccesceeevesesssNO, 18,782, ) {The Evening World First By Nixola-Greeley Smith. $= 0069002090892 92-8-9909-0-5500090009000000909000- “| Number of columns of advertising in A™ baa The Evening World during first six injured months, 1904... eseessees 1700 husband who filed a sult for the allenation Number of columns of advertising in The Bvening World during first six ot his wife's ) Months, 1903...ceeseecseveereess 6,019 affections in ————- Philadelphia | this week, there INCREASE .ssese.ss08 1,O8T || ier doeeds Leremrenrens | Aifferent ways Ne other six-day paper, morning or evening, In New | ; EVER carried in regular editions In six consecutive ; euch a volume of display advertising as The Evening World carried during tne first six months, 1904, | of winning 4 a woman's) love. \ It is note- AN L, Voce that ‘i i Mk biter ways THE POLICE HEAD THAT IS NOT. Nixola Greeley-Smith. "> pnd Police Commissioner McAdoo is Good-natured and | jisint, ait nave to do with the spending optimistic. In his department he has an excellent eye jo! money either in the improvement of i i “ bis own personal appearance or hers, | or the business side and for such details as can bey yr lihrcening waiters and cabmen expressed by enumeration. \ leith his munificence ao that the or- When the Commissioner says he needs four hun. 's!%4! thirteen ways are really reduced Rie ; : te one, that of loosening the strings of Gred new policemen, he is prepared to prove his case.!y jecossarily fat purse we had When he says there is deadwood on the detective it yom the «xe ye eee and that hundreds of men needed for active {> sneiy-seven ways to eatoh a man,’ trol service are drawing salaries in special positions ard unless it be admitted ¢ at ee ate te " eos ot fifty-sev mes as hard tel ‘Which are sinecures, he is confirming public suspicions 1 ie eee aie ae ana y the results of his own inquiries, vffection would seem to have a tres . i . mendous advantage over him, where- When he says the police force is not demoralized, | Tne masculine seeker after a wo Dut is under his absolute control, he probably believes man's tove would » what he says. And it is true that he can shift about "0 backer of 4 ST to 1 shot. on A ‘ There is no doubt that many women ©» the inspectors, captains and sergeants of his command are more easily knpressed by the spond. 7&5 he will and that he can direct them to report ta ipx of money than i) any other way bi at his pleasure. ndeed, it 1s practically the only thing ¥ ospadle of making an impression on © When Mayor McClellan says to the press and them. because the only differences they public tha! he has full confidence in his Commissioner, |{renacn'” "based on Mele relative there is no point of indicated intention in the police It may te Inferred, however, from thi © administration upon which one may expect to disturD rere ene eee oe nies "that confidence, junluckly to win one, and this, Irrespec ' . tive of the lady's charms, ls usually z Nevertheless, the fact remains, upon the evidence ives H dale fon ie reuasn Wal Matin Of a prevailing lawlessness in city streets, that there is| won her, you can’t lose her. ‘The sec: | -Iacking in the department that “spirit of the corps” tlons of newspapers dedicated to wo-| he) = ray Rey : jmen readers are always filled with neat ) which always goes with true discipline in an organized |ii:tie maxims on how to win a man's Hore. Policemen emulate each other's example in 've and how to keep it. Yet there ts of individual bravery; they exhibit little enough jo Pace “eRsrved on the sporting pages the enlightenment of husbands * 4 of wavering wives, Yet, evidently, if i ly to the limit. . lthe husbands wanted or negded advice Men leave their posts on most trivial excuses. A'!t would be supplied to them. , There are, however, just as many _ Group of uniformed debaters may be seen frequently | jmocene ware of winning @ women 0a at night in session on a corner, while unguarded streets trore are different women to win, But Are before and behind them “around the block.” These Prvsib!y there arm no a dosen of theve symptoms not of depravity in the force, but of the oh the. peonliggeal Pilea est ht line “higher up.” The patrol body will never|°! womankind |# that women are all “be more practical, professionally; than its head, intent P So, that to which we retum is the need, in actual] To Judge a man by nis wailet may | command of the force at work, of a strong man who |y.","* we meet mPiritual or moral thing fs able to make his presence felt in every precinct |stamiard seam less tiable to errors of and.on every post of patrol, He should be enough of |22smert tan those possessing more 7 : s exalted ideals, His pocketbook Is th 4 policeman to understand policemen; enough of a ma th san most stable thing he possesses, If you |probably will Prestige; enough of an iron hand to smash the links 'arat toing you ‘of outlawry. Mr. McAdco is too amiable for the vital part of his fob. His political deputies are not such stuff as disciplinarians, at least, are made of How, then, Mr. Mayor, are the police to earn and hold the respect of the “gangs?” MUCH CLOTHES AND THE WEARING, ~ Toa Chicago dressmaker's assertion that a society girl can dress for $2,500 a year, a New York costume ‘ : * e@reator has just takon indignant exception in The Even> oon. s. dearce et Paterna sine {ng World. It 1s gathered from the Fifth avenue possesses it wen ae Tespondent that a real Manhattan belle, warranted If on his character, the know you'll be packing @ hurried grip for him and bidding him & tearful guod-by as he takes his eur- Feptious way to the Canadian border. His pocketbook may shrink with the market, to be sure, but it's the feast sorinkable asset he possossea, And the | woman who makes the biggest hole In {t has the satistaction of feeling, with | Dante) W i rater, that "the past at least 4 Ile may take back his love a, but not the flowers, the Automobile the suppers in high- Teeals are all very well, and women genuine and equal to any marriageable title in the Old Who have the misfortune to be born World, represents, approximately, an expenditure of RAL om rarely in getting $10,000 annually on gowns and other feminine fixings. m entirely. 3 jess, they Ave ooorsion to envy thelr more With a bound the discussion has reached the high ‘finance of “things to wear.” And the Interest in the + figures produced is sure to exceed infinitely the number “of salaries in the country that can endure $10,000 raids for supplies in which Je neither meat nor drink. But it is not all of life actually to have superfine elothes. I {9 much to read about them and dream of them and see them displayed in shop windows. Very wfortuuately, a working majority of us are fairly happy to enjoy ourselves thus and have enough to eat and share "besides, Costly raiment is soft, but the merifice for its ake of things vital for one’s own sake is hard. unate sisters who do not poasess them | Evidently t¢ Philadelphta woman whose husband has gone to law over her affections was of the happy order of sirens who racasure men by their money only. | But he has not proved himself af a different order by seeking some of the other man's money himsel?. ‘ Guite as many mercenary men as there Are mercenaty women, That women Uke moths, are ever caught Jurt aa true of thei 4 Moreover, foreign critics tell us that our $10,000-a- U4! the Mfty-seven w ing men were to be ¢ Year belles {cel their clothes too much. What will it would have qulte as sold a fina. cost—some wise dressmaker please tell—to give with a basis, a $400 evening gown the faculty of wearing it with the Seen CURE onee “easy grace displayed by some modest New York beauty $m taffeta from a marked-down counter? —_—_—_—_———————— THE BACHELOR GIRL. Be very careful not to call this lady an old maid, Unless you wish in dire contemp: some fathome dei re ; Possibly the North Pole will come down when it finds >> Peary won't give up. a . “Experience is the best teacher,” probably, because she Bas no part-time pupils. 4 /> At the Antictam Day reunions, to-morrow, Dattle will be refought for the forty-second time. presentation still will have to stand, to wade, iz from a battle with per ces somewhat frayed, the old But the She loves to be a bachelor, and also 1 forty summers | ores 3 A 10 per cent. joss in Western Union roceipts is written to the pool-rooms that were. No corresponding galn by victims of the pool-rooms that ere, ee > t care to tive at home but much prefers a flat has no fear of burglars, and would even face a rat always has a ¢ where she is indants of Eomebodies, under the delusion that they Marler, will go to Supreme Court about !t. Ordinary of like mind would usually go to poitce court. |] She idea of just ‘Curious that there is room for parcels trains in the “L" When, on the assurance of the management, all the trains are running that the time-tables will hold. fun enough to totk t she that favor grants, u'll find she seldom will ‘ou much of a chanee, But If vou marry her, look out! She's sure—oh, well, you can guess the reat. —Cincinnat! Commercial Tribune. ‘ ‘ ke her, when IT. YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN PLACE, 4 fe place you've too much wit, out of It. | * Dr oni ne in® there | @ sut of a man’s | ¢ as much chance | “ ‘apparent zeal over the keeping of beats clean and (wondering how to retain the affection | $ i Header—not a district leader—to carry a personal |87 on his heart, It may fait you. | $ 2 P4 ants—A sordid point of ® There are| 3 ” z o ® & » » > ® * * + ? » * > ; $ ° ne buying peaches in such army? YES, A Goon DINNER WILL BE A PLEASANT SURPRISE To AND YU LIKE A DARKER SHADE, PERHARS SHELL D° THE J°B UP BRN. ED ALIGEEE TEIN OREEEEOSSEORED 060044 04000S0OE 000900699 PPPOE? uo to the beach for a bath, r town, so I went, Whe I told him, and hecnuse Tt im he was furlously onary I don't know what to do, a and I know he loves m sera, adout cheating in Every fro; of fakirs who are by the basket skews nine them on the but dso peaches venders should firs 1 bought a bi looked to be all ri ome I found tt arear No. To the Faltor of The THE w EVENING w WORLD'S iMary Jane and Kickums Give Their Dads a Scare # & gt They Do It with Two Toy Snakes Which They Purchase from a Street Vender, and some of my friends asked me w nt in our ame home int aswed a with mm: I love iim he Is 89 AY OS8sINING Gikh. vorid holiow a_! & tt! Would {t be cori ve a young what !t| lady a diamond ring if 1 am not h f YMAN, | Baged to her or dor pect to be for ccrulting Office, | some time? 8.8 pe ber Raerey au Good form forbids girls to receive To the Ealitor - 7 Evening je the Jewelry from men to whom they are Where shew a PCB. not engaged Anti-Vegetarion Plea To the Battor 1 should like to ask readers on this subject of nineteen. bun, Yesterday be was away all day, ivorous animals, mich as subsigt entire ee oh oe ee ee em ‘ A Stern Hasband, of The Evening World winion of 1 am a girl To the | There seems to be } ton that animal food Is f IT can't go anywhere unless I ask structure refutes the Kea. coe ~ - ott th penal Jespread nos injurious ant My husband js thirty, and|a@ vegetable diet the only natural one. every time I disobey him he punishes| Walsing the force of appetite, man's) time with safety. In herb-) \ BRING US THE BILL | BLAME SSF SSS “eS SSS AND 4 TH°UGHT) you'db RA so ly on veretable food, the digestive ap- y different trom that uf Is. Man's digestive kes of poth graniv- d carnivorous qualities, thus n Was meant to eat bot! vegetable food, Again, mais have flat, broad for grinding and pe animal owing and sranivorons teeth, construct erushin; h R fend, t long, sh ; has teeth dental and digestive ° him to be Intended tw cat beth meat of ire shows) “w@ HOME Poth iT ALL It’s Very Strange-But Brown Hair Is Not En Regle. eo @ LETTERS, QUERIES AND ANSWERS 2 2 Short Welaht Peach Naskets To the Edtior of The Evening World I would like to post the puabile once on a survey of the progress of the! Western nations, whose consume vegetables and Eastern nations, meat, £TUDENT, Hartford, Conn, latter Is Cor- Former le W: reet, ‘To the Editor of The Bvening World: It I were to step on a person's foot * would it be wrong for me to say, “I beg! I weite with the knowl: my pardon?” edge that “l beg vour pardon” Is also 94904800069: who serdom touct The Cross-Eyed Man * ~And the Man with Whiskers, They Bite Off an Astigmatized Segs ment of Verbiage About the Storm. “T's shoemaker was telling me," remarked the Crsm Eyed Man as he and the Man with the Whisker. boarded the Ninth avenue “L” train at Eighty-firet street this morning and sidestepped into their usual seats om Opposite sides of the aisle, “the shoemaker was telling me there was a terrible storm night before last, And I was out in if myself. Bo I guess there WAS a storm after all. That form was a grandly imposing sight, It was with feelings of mingled awe and"— “WHAT was with feelings of min: wer’ sceptically queried the Man with the Whiskers, sa matter of fact 4id there butt into the limited range of your vision ANY+ THING that was equipped with feelings of mingled awe? And if 90, how did you learn what its feelings were fitted out with? Did you think to ask it: are your feelings geared on a mingled-awe gauge or? "—— “I was déscribing my own sensations on seemg that tere rifle rainstorm," stiffly explained the Cross-Eyed Man. “The spectacle held me spellbound. It was very wet.” “Most rainstorms are, I'm told, A dry rainstorm would be an incongruously ludicrous sight. Not as incongruously ludicrous, of course, as if It was twice as ludicrously tm congruous, but"— “But a whole lot ludicrously incongruouser than if it waa only half as incongruously ludicrous. I don't suppose theres really any such a thing as a dry rainstorm.” “I suppose not; but there MIGHT be, There's no law against it.” “No law at all," cooed the Cross-Eyed Man, “Think how unjust it would be to arrest a orm just because it waa dry! To drag shrieking to jail a wretched, desiccated raine storm with Its poor, parched tongue hanging out thirstily! It would be @ matter for the Society for Cruelty to Raine storms.” “That rainstorm night before last wasn't dry, It was horribly wet. All dripping, It seemed real hard-hearted to turn such @ miserably wet rainstorm out into the streets on a night like that, I helped a feeble old man to cross the street at Broadway and Thirtieth in the worst part of it, The water was waist deep in the street and he stood on @ high step, afraid to cross, and he was getting rained on nearly all the time and was quite wet In spots, and I waa afraid he'd get wetter and eatch cold just because he lacked the courage to cross that street, So I tried herolc meaaures, 1 got behind him and gave him a nice, helpful shove that landed him clear into the middle of the street, nearly up to his neck in water, That start had heen all he needed. Ha went the rest of the way himself, I always like to lend a helping hand,” finished the Man with the Whiskers, mod estly. “You're ‘@ hero; that’s what you are!’* shouted the Cross Eyed Man, pounding his friend enthusiastically between the’ shoulders, ‘I honor a man like you, I'll bet that old fellow was absurdly grateful to you.” “Well,” admitted the man with the Whiskers, reminis- cently, “I can't say he was as absurdly grateful as if he had been twice as gratefully absurd, but"— “Lightning's @ wonderful thing,” commented the Cross- Byed Man, “There was a lot of it during the storm. Some of it was quite visible to the naked eye, Not that Td tap eye of mine go around in that condition, but"— “Yes,” assented the Man with the Whiskers, “lightning ts & wonderful thing, And to think we owe all our knowledge to"— ot PRANKLIN!" bawled the guard, and the two friends left the car. ~ 4 Sod approaching the guard, “would you mind unlapping my fold- ing ears and seeing If my head really has all those wheels in itt” A, P, TERHUNE, Strange Weddings. On the estate near Perm, in northeast Russla, of a wealthy man named Reshetnikoff, a singular marriage took place re- cently, The bridegroom, Vasilieff, was a handsome peasaitt, the bride q beautiful girl of eighteen. M. Reshetnikoff gave thent a large wooden cottage and plot of land, and at the wedding breckfast greeted thei the second generation of his nurslings “who are to make of holy Russia an earthly Olympus peopled with Apollos and Hebes."" At the time of the Russo-Turkish war M. Reshetnikof, struck with the inferior, {l-nourished physique of many recrults, set aside annually out of his largg fortune ten thousand rubles for the purpose of climinating the unfit by encouraging marriage dQnly between young people of exceptional beauty, health and Intelligence, He em- yed as workers on his estate only the handsomest and | healthtest villagers. ‘These he encouraged to enter upon matrimony by grants of land, payment of marriage fees and an annuity of 0 rubles a year for every child born. | He removed from his estate all deformed and sickly persons and attracted handsome giants from all parts of the prov~ | ince by granting them valuable privileges. Those who re- fused to marry the partners he selected were unceremonious. ly deported, Since the institution of his scheme forty mar- riages have taken place, and over 100 children have been born, nearly all of them being immensely superior to the average Russian peasant children in s rength and beauty, Vasilieff's marriage was celebrated with exceptional die | play, he and his bride beng the first couple both of whow sprung from untons arranged by M. Reshetnikoft. | Burning-Glass Fire. | A fire occurred recently in San Francisco which mystified the occupants, It discovered that Mrs, Wohrden had left a pair of eyegias: nd @ newspaper lying on a bed in the full glare of the afternoon sun, and {t ts believed that the sun's rays, shining through the len: set fire to the newspaper. | Where Beer Started, | ‘The Roman solalers in Britain, when they first saw ths | Kentish hop vines, thought they had found the nearest thing to the grape the savage northland pfoduced, In their ef forts to make wine from hops they produced the first beer made in Bnalend, Getting Away Time. Inhabitants flesh, with) pr ‘ and vegetables. Fes JAMES M. ? a pe Jn In the first period of man's existence Wednestay. beset iM F he subsisted almost entirely by the To the Editor of The Evening World: ll Ine 4 , chase and lived on flesh; yet few ques-) On whey day did these Gates fall; | yh sal supremacy in his prim-| Dec. 1% 1896, and Feb. Ce ad 7g rxperience 248 proven that! vn ; oo the orn man ean live wholly on either animal oe | The Former Is Correct. ee vegetable food for a contain length of| to the Bditor of The Evening World; reac & A says “betweee you and me” Is het haa et The superior advantage of a mixcd| correct, B says “between vou and 1.” over @ vegetable diet is disclosed at | Which is ul a - ed stat PRINTER, ar ate Ah elevated . oo e f * “Bay,” begged the Choleric Old Gentleman In the corner, \ ¢