The evening world. Newspaper, August 19, 1904, Page 8

‘ THE w EVENING # WORLD'S # HOME # MAGAZINE. by the Press Publishing Company, No @ to @ yh Row, New York, Bntered at the Post-Oftice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, -NO. 18,704, as j | er By Nixola Greeley-Smith.|: é Evening World First Number of columns of advertising in * The Bvening World during first six : MONthS, 1904......e.cceeeseevees T7004) mber of columns of advertising in ‘The Evening World during first six MONEHS, 1903....0eseeererrervere 6,019 INCREASE... HE was a very - S protty little woman, 4 we had been cussing her variou pointa, and Indi almost with great interest to both. T had silenced @ hey ere on the No ether six-day » morning of evening, in Now Pitutility of flesh Verh FVPR corried 'y pois editions tn six conuscutive 6 floods, whien she de- such a volume of display advertising as The Evening U =—clared were “abso- month: lutely no good for nabbed hiss what they were advertised for, but per- — faetly fine tor chapped hands,” by tells REMEDIES, NOT WORDS. Pee oe ee eas ‘The findings of the Federal inquity into the Gen.|scutptor could have made a suggestion disagter are understood to reveal the eristence| ‘Mat would improve her figure and hed the “criminal condition of affaira” regarding which| Othermise reaswured her ta te, Gaunitil Public fs now well informed, The report will COM-| cents of despair: also a “terrible arraignment of those in charge of! ‘Well, any way, I have always vessel” and recite in detail the well-understood post Seat Wee aut 8 tone om of negligence in connection with the lamp-room, pec aaa D Ao Washaying 4 hose, rotten life-preservers, infertor crew} Now this woman was absolutely in all. Altogether, it is intimated, “the findings of| earnest, and who has thousands of will present an indictment that will atrike oven) folly sisters all over the | world who have believed that the conditions {nvolving peje grecag ‘ania poeley * to human life on the Slocum were deplorable.”| yruptiple as the eummer sande are |The need of a further recital of horrors {s not eo] the vietinra of that greatest foe of Pressing or eo relevant as the very vital necessity of Py itr bag ae Boe ce intelligent presentation of the faults and defects of/ 15 ovutea use produces no longer ‘inspection service and the impotence of the exist-| mince atong Broadway in all thelr ; foverning steamboat inspection, with sugges-|green and pinkness—for their locks for their reform and amendment to meet modern| have become red and yellow and pur ta. It f@ this section of the report that the| Pls, a humble imitation of tne carefully to awaiting with {ll-disguiscd impatience, It 18] preme, or ine last buret of sanity have have “scathing indictments” of persons, but|been dyed back @o a dead-leat sem- more to the point to provide a definiterand com-| bance of their original color. It te the Peohensive plan fcr a radical readjustment and im-| hairdresser quite e2 often 00, the wane i of the whole defective system. The forecast Je clarheng quality of the modern f the commission's report raises doubts as to {t8|peauty's much-stained locks, Glscharge of this function. Mech of ooh tre |g Ib tt tae ftalled to deal effectively with this aspect | 8% Unumal ai i the case the report will be disappointing, The con- er Freee. ore ‘a6 to criminal conditions om the boat reached! ‘Wouldn't you Uke just « t the local investigations need no confirmation, The| ia your hair, madam? 1 Commission, with {te fuller powers, has nater.| ‘tee eppiieations You been looked to to go to the root of an evil the) oy hair,” he added with Of which have been discussed with te-| frankness, “It ain't by any iteration. What ts wanted now is a remedy, and| ‘2cy saade.” In thie instance his ‘the commission should provide Ade adopted, ban bo Goubh tho 464 and Clty Béucation.—The instruction in iu aoe pee bh Oy a Gwimming formerly furnished g¢ the city's floating river the 9 grows old, and the of @ deficiency of educa-| cold and the leaves of the fends, le now to be renewed through the bounty | book unfold.” Volunteer Lite-Saving Corps. Swimming teachers The worst of it ts that he mo longer confines his mintstrations to the theat- ‘he importance of knowing how | ‘!c4! contingent, but nuabkers thousands nL ag poly age Tedph a a i ry uty crase the qouuaey © oon Freier the mad rush to the manicure, There oe TRIKYKLE LiKE or regretted, It is well that the|2'¢ Sirls making less tian $8 week, im A LITTLE Boy a +, | 804 actually ving on what they earn, ANO PUSH. OFF wrteG, But how far fs the elty's | who spend 6 conte or fl weekly to ' volunteer ald of private societies to go?! nave @ pink, impossible, vul ed . AND GLIDE ! lesion schools gave it when the vacation | put on their nails which they subse- rt, and the Volunteer Life-Saving Corps| quently preserve in @ highly lustrous . Yet there has at no time been any doubt | condition by shining thew yp in the 009 to be appropriated for a subway crlebra-| clevated or street cars, fortheoming when wanted. “But,” queries the ftrensled devotee The GOOK Sympathizes with Trolley Sufferers <= <= r He Peels Off a Large Rondeau of Advice to One Who Has Had a Trolley Ride, PCOS LOSE New, rae oneren THING FOR TO BUY A VELOCIPEDE- ‘ov TO TO HKEEP FRom INO THEN wHen You BEING STEWS FRIED, ROAST . CHEN 1D) BD ANDO GROUND UP INTO Want To TAKE A RIOR HAMBURGER STEAK BY WITH SAFETY ,COMPORT; TROLLEY CARS AND JOY= By Martin Green. 1 The Bossy Umpire Boosts Clean, Profitable Ball-Playing. '66 SEE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that thé umpircs are putting the squidge on the play- ers something flerce.” ‘I'd be ashamed to mention what the Players are putting on the unipires in the ° coinpany of decent people—to paraphrase what Charlie Murphy says—rejoined the Man Higher Up. “Ae a pere } son more or less pushed im on the national game I am | tree to exclaim that whatever the player gets from the umpire 1s coming to him nine times out of ten, “You can't take men off the roofs of freight cars, out of coal mineg or rolling mills or factories or from the wide sweeve of a cornfield and make them infallible Judges of play cn @ baseball diamond. There are times when the best umpires are multy in thelr lamps er in their judgment, but there ts a wise rule making thé um Dire the absolute authority, and every time be gets real bosay he boosts the greatest athletic game in the work, “Sitting up in the grand stand the spectators are unable to hear the line of conversation that a ball play- er can emit, His tank of abuse ts Hke a livery stable door—always open. For the good of discipline on the ball fleld certain rules are made, and It is the best thing that ever happened for the game that these rules are enforced. “Joe Kelley, one of the greatest ball players thet ever lived, and the chief pulley of his team, made a roar on @ decision the other day. He knew the roar wouldn't , of bewuty, “don't you think It le every do any good. The umpire couldn't go {nto the discard A RAPID-TRANSIT SETBACK, £79, CW Soe Ge Wall 08 oe and dig out © new line of dope, Nevertheless Kelley Igicked and was put out of the game. “The next day, with Kelley out, Cinctanati gote tie hot wallops thrown in twice in rapid succession. If the | club had been within two games of the pennant and lest: the rag the blame would have been on Joe Kelley as big as a load of hay. There was a time when umpires were flabby im enforcing their decisions, and dirty base- ball flourished like holes in the ground along Park Row. To-day the sport is clean because the umpires refuse to fall to funny work and the bosses of both leagues realite that clean ball shows in obesity of the box office,” “It's a soft way of making a living,” complained the Cigar Store Man. “May be it |s,” agreed The Man Higher Up “The ampire is the only man in any line of sport who hearse‘ ‘ecreame of joy when he gets his nose scrambled all over his face by a foul tip.” The “Fudge” Idiotortal *- Fhe Malling through of negotiations for the lease to) Ana tt ts; but not to devote ail her 5 boro of trackage rights over the Putnam big ogg Se to looking ge much of the New York Central to Yonkers will|** & chorus girl. mie general regret. Popular expectation of fast] ity puis to be nue tut thoy ites migh dectric expresses from the Battery to Yonkers), meet special conditions of thelr pro- ai defeated, and “I” passengers desiring to con-|feasion, and the non-professional wom- | Siawe beyond One Hundred and Fifty-fifth street are| tate thenr generally make : 4 to the discomforts of change and delay, ‘Mtmselves appear ridiculous, it promised to be a very desirable suburban fg held up indefinitely. & through west side route which will| to @owntown business men to reach the Hudson bey suburbs more readily must come in tie mear jum, Tae, Pee we The Central's tracks along the river from the Waldorf and thie lg what street terminal north offer very interesting 3! we point dieaprit w: devel t tunnel holero-trtmmed % oe poe tri pcan eS bunches of chenille; @ black end Mos “tg po Red eae morn RXXKXEKEKB AREA KERRR ROME RE en LEE erent @ Bove! but a by no moans unfeasible outcome |#24 Ba weuastecs. LETTERS, ! ! SOME OF THE GoLteae MATRIMONIAL AGENCIES, |" QUESTIONS, BEST JOKES [FiO1vOTORIAL PAGE oF tne EVENING FUDGE | Tho Commissioner of Education at Syracuse, Dr,|A certain ANSWERS. OF THE DAY, | ‘Van de Warker, pronounces the American system | food pod ‘ pre Wesakc : @education « failure, Writing in Harper's Weekly | Sreat many Re Ganounces co-educational institutions as “matri-| ‘nm tendency of the beauty-mad © mowiel agencies Which are helping to wreck profes-|an is aa much to be deplored careers, helping to fill the divorce courts with | stained hale end nails. “4 tales of broken hearts and lives, and to fit the 149 Pmatrimonial yoke upon necks that in after life will mR ATGM 2 ou ME Maas POLITICIAN. bonds which it ls mockery to call boly tired| An Dasliss railway Mes On Wnewniins| .. Avoty at Ne. 16 Dey Street. Women and helpless and irritable men.” | tein} crip without leaving the scene of ba Bal ron’ 4 ‘The Evening World: 4 : a any ‘This 19 coming it rather strong and going further its construction. The engine, after Dein train Job! Oy ie eer ee MEBIIA| | wax—Cincinmat! Commercial Tribune, the most confirmed opponents of co-edtucetion | placat on the meetine, ruas Se thei Winch Gam the lavat ¥ , A SURE SIGN, eared to go in setting forth their objections to the! bg tia To the Béttor of The Evening World: Miles Btandish was figuring out how | tread and section of the permanemt way. Will ° he @tood with Priscilla, ad bet eran, bows. given 4 heme wore held! stesinnerst Re atteatins soe €0u © woman save t weak I hr hor “Tea Tae 2” ba eet even ven @& name were held representation of the di encoun. “ : 1] band ts getting $2 a day and there are ‘decause I notice that she doesn’t take for many happy matches; by what per-/ tered in running on ihe motale and ai ix in the family (three grown persons me eesund and Introduee me to tho| @t fate do college friendships turn out so Ste (be con tbe wit SBt tage ey) to eed ond, buy other girls.”—Cleveland Lander. Jy, As alleged? Perhaps it will be profitable to await|*' "° °° nea et EY AN UNBASY VOICE. 'T believe he's getting bie voice — statistics of co-educational 5 judgment. Whelnsd to go ticle palitien® RECEPTION THE EVBNING 09 ous isanis 4 he inake epaoten?’ FROM SANE PEOPLE. Im two seconds yi s sid me tues the aekgol "Ob, no; I refer to his voles of con- PERFECT substitute for ICE. in cold weal polation of the sexes created attachments which, as ectence. He doesn't want it to bosher fowndéd on © basis leas of sentiment than of cag oh Reagan hg i be able to HEAT YOUR WHOLE FLAT and te de and metual interests, were really benoticial. | ON THE GROUND FLOOR. able to @bandoning this theory it will be well to sec Columbue had just sighted land. Cookery oo the testatment prog BU Pag the professor 4s not looking through his! “There's going to be trouble,” he mut-| |[f Properly conducted asylum can LJ irkly. | tered, “If I find it ali cut up in allot- batagt None geavine without our red-smadge label, ‘ : - RA | nonie by thowe rial estate sharks. | THE DAYS OF ADORRAM ; 1 ot | Realizing that he must lose no timo! ff DID THE FUDGE’S “COR” INSPIRE out-of-the-way corner of to their saint) who ts there reoresented he made due haste. —Philidelpia Press » " a) } cy an ake: t pid: ” of th rclent Te In eMav os bound naked te a pillar. THE LIMIT. , VACATION PHILOSOPHY. ba ay gigas Ply ha When it comes to getting a kiss theft laventing “ GOOKOSE.” fe better than beggary. Georret, 1901, by the Panet Pum Co) A woman would rather have @ man tell her everything he @ves than do everything she tells him. A te in love is 6a awful sight un- leas you see him im the mirror, Figures don’t ile at the seashore, Yes. To the Mitor of The Evening World: Did Seth Low run tor Mayor of New York three times, first againet Van Wyck, second against Shepard and third againet McClellan? Yea. To the Bditor of The Rvening World Can a boy born in this country of | forefgn parents become Prealdent of ihe | United States? Le y Thoreday. j | To the Editor of The Bvening World | | On what day did Aug. 5, 18, fall? EC M Elther Is Correct, divorces betore| it TO A LADY'S EYEBROW. 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