The evening world. Newspaper, August 10, 1904, Page 12

¢ a as a ee Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Ofiece ‘at New York as Becond-Class Mall Matter, te eeeees NO. 15,604. WHAT A STUPID WAY TO WALK! YLu SHOW Hi }){The Evening World First Ee PNumber of columns of advertising in WE) The Bening World during first six op FP, months, 1904....cserseeeereecees 1,700 Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World during first six | Months, 1903...seseeeseeevecseee 6,19 INCREASE... 1,681 or evening, In Now nsecutlvs World carried during the first six months, 1904, THE SCHOOLS MUST BE BUILT, President Fornes in no way exaggerates the serious- Bees of the situation when he says that the continued i @tasation of work on the new school-houses through the m Duilding trades lockout will be a public calamity. It will | Be & crowning act of injustice to children who havel 44 4 sand suffered from the deprivation of school facilities —_ = which there can be no after compensation. Exceptions trom the general tie-up have been made Is hove Deaf fm the case of one school-house in Brooklyn and another as Well dm Manbatian, the required emergency: work on which ; ‘Will be pushed through. Why cannot this smal! conces- as Blind ? 5 ',@ton to the public interest be extended at once to cover \¢ the six schools which wore des!gned to be ready for oc- eter x a enaney in the fall and then, pending an adjustment of 4 | Gifferences, to all other schools in course of construction? ‘ © Mhe frst efforts of the Acting Mayor to bring about a Nixola Greeley-Smith | ) 7) truce to save the schools are praiseworthy. They should )) Podarther so that either through his interposition or that|Desr Miss Grestey-emttns ‘ F) ef the Mayor all possible persuasion may be exercised | ri” "sfe,l¢ the mother of two daugh- | Go-avert this threatened misfortune, children, | Bhe was regarded as one, of | ie ‘ truce is called for as a bare recognition of a city, but T Fegret to eay that aot ten| 4 Sentiment which, exasperated as {t has been by | Acarnenk: and ieennny ueahie te venete | * gpwilling participation in the hardships of all recent in- on conyérantion™ axcent in very hau alee, . — ustrial pn is spectally outraged by the menaced fan fully “Aiewers Ky her sauaations | saerifie of children to a quarrel of which they must be- | e,auemnn bays to be repeal (ro ¢ innocent victim: ri the lyk : piaied® Rectal rts fi Not in recent years Has there been @ time when the|a very ive temperament, untract- t y of the city educational system was so depend- 0, 0 nione ted, t loves me to dis- ‘i on the active prosecution of building work as now. seorihos fF need ti Pages Ne ed ‘The number of pupils certain to be condemned to part-| “hdr. va time dnstruction at the fall opening was never as great Mary Jane and Her Tabby Have More Fun. # w& es AF A They Mate Uncle Billy Do an Unwilling Stunt in a New Morris Chair, I Guess DAD wilt BE SURPRISEO WHEN HE TRIES IT now! of surgical wise guys in Switzerland have discov- ered that a blue light makes a man enjoy having his teeth pulled.” “Scientists,” replied the Man Higher Up, “have maine tained for years that different colored lights have differs ent effects on the senses. 1 knew an eminent scientist once called ‘Scar-Faced Loole’ who utilized this knowl edge in his business. He discovered that a bright orangey, ¢ or red Yight quickly applied tended to make the separas tion of a man from his bank :oll a painless operation, His method of applying the light was quite simple, the operation consisting in a sudden soak on the head of the patient with a stocking full of sand, As the professor | 3 at night the effect was more pronounced,% "The announcement that blue light has a soothing % “] SFE," suid the Cigar Store Man, “that a coupl ae By Martin Green. ‘f° Some Possibilities of the Blue-Light Pain-Killere S-2-9-3-2-4 0-2-5 ERE ts @ most unhappy, but surely @ moat) unreasonable man, | He has lived con- tentedly with the Women of his choice for far| more than the num- ber of years al lotted the ordinary mortal, and yet complains thét she has become deat whenthricea grandmother, 4 of accommodations. The delay on the De Witt | High School will alone leave 4,000 unprovided for, Entire cessation of work on the $6,000,000 of achool «Contracts on which operations are now suspended will ‘truly be not only the calamity Mr. Fornes calls {t, but, _ femembering the previous ineffectual efforts of the city ' to cope with a situation growing annually worse, one + trom which it will take years to recover, Pendericia Opium Dens—The Evening World recently careful, conservative dnquired of Capt. Hussey whether in his introductory mn surviving charms 5 tour of the Tenderloin under a detective’s guidance he san attitude of such ! ‘ S-S-S-OD 2-9-6-0-0-8-2- effect and tends to dull pain is not new, but I never heard before of its application to dentistry. I had o tooth pulled by a dentist who wore a blue diamond in his shirt front as big as an automobile lamp, and my facey pained me for four months, There is stored away in my “\ recollection an occurrence In one of those blue-glass rest cures in which the light was sifted through blue sky- lights. A perfoot lady taking the treatment got dippy am tossed all the furniture through the roof. “If there is anything in the blue-glass treatment {t ought to be a hunch to President Mellen, of the New York, New Haven and Hartford, to equip his trains with blue Iights and thus make his commuters insensible to the agony of riding through the tunnel. Secretary Cor+ telyou, of the Republican National Committee, might carry a blue searchlight with him on his tours through 'Y) ‘ Wall street for contributions and alleviate the pain of the unwitling magnates who have to cough up. Reading y' the Evening Fudge could be made a painless operation f {f blue ink wero used instead of red.” “T've always had a blue globe on my cigar-lighter,” announced the Cigar Store Man, “That explains,” sald the Man Higher Up, “why some people come to your store a second time.” An Qdd “ Pail.” A traveller in the iippines writes; “You see that girt coming along the streets carrying a long cylinder of bamboo upon shoulder? Bhe {s returning trom the waterworks and la carrying home a good wb of clean drinking water, Yes, it 1s a big bamboo tube—surtly § feet long and 22 inches at least in clreumference. The fMalde divisions haye been forced out by means of a stick and the internal compart- nents all combined into one It holds it of Mquld.”” * YEP- BRAN NEW! LEAN maw any of the oplum “joints” said to exist there in Pronounced fastidiousness, If his hair fumbers. It eeems that Capt. Hayes, in the adjoining | still unflecked with gray and stil! Thirty-seventh street precinct, has just raided In Bighth | Sundant, If his Agure te straight and ‘avenue what is alleged to be such a den, among the slender as when he was @ bridegroom, patrons of which were young girls, In the light of this | £14 {f he ty not shy @ handful of teeth why, then, he may enter a genuine plea for pity. But it ts likely that time haa | laid a heavier and more visible hand upon him than upon his wife. Hoe has discovered that after twenty five or thirty years his wife is diMoult to talk ta Some men make that discov ery after twenty-five or thirty days. r LAYING THE BLAME ON DEAD MEN, | Ana as soon a1 they quit trying to rom: | 4 * An electrical expert has reported to the State Ratiroad|*’y the defect they get mlong fairly | ¢ erences that the thtee men killed in an auto-| *¢!! Man's love \# more frequently COMFORTABLE 17 18} good example the opportunity would appear to be an excellent one for the new Tenderloin captain to dis- tinguish his term of service there by ridding his precinct | of these haunts of vice, Capt. Hussey refrained from customary new broom boasts when he took charge. As } @ man of deeds rather than words here is his opening, j deaf than blind, though, to be sure, it Motile on the Merrick Road, July 18, by a train on the] 1, yoy often both, And a good thing. Long Island Railway, met their fate through thelr OWD) ton, of how could so many plain and | | pareleasness. stupid women find husbands? report correct, ted! But if The Evening World reader ha The a partially Undou! y the men enjoyed the intelligent conmpanion- ta the motor carriage proceeded incautiously and at Dish) snip of @ beloved woman for the best | Hapecd. But heaping blame upon the dead, who can tell) part of his life, the fact that he now a tales, does not prevent such a division of censure in| has to repeat his remarks three or four | ¥ large portion where it| times over ought not to worry him, ) Te icon S0.Gh BM 4'rE® OF He Is merely going through what hap- 4 pens to nine out of ten of hin fellows | No expert summing-up can remove from this case the} threg months or 40 after the ceremony. | % eertainty that, as in all similay instances, the deadly | There is a deafness of the mind far more | § \ ‘oesing was primarily at fault. No official dictum | disconcerting than that of the body 4 and far inore prevalent among men take from the demand, in the Interest of a broad) oe oe oy age Phe re bey. tt the grade crossing shall be abolished) t¢ tye were not deat how could > "” ‘ it holds a menace to life. many of our friends have married 6849 9O4O% y Tb “Fud ld t ] It ts not possible always, even with the greatest care,|en with fog-horn or high nasal volces?| _ CIIESENE DEEN AMEISE SEED OEE NMEDINIERIONIOD GEESE é e 10 orla SOME OF THE He If he were not blind how could they t : . + to save men from thelr own recklessness, But every Come) i en nn nis amaciver ite com [LET TERS, saunity invites a terrible responsibility which falls to] oo ect vuviously unpleasing aspects? TD iOTOAIAL PACE oF The EVENING FUDGE Pike te Jast practical step toward making ite highways} frye wire not aa variously aficie? QUESTIONS, A \OIOTORIAL PAGE oF THe EVENING FUDGE from such perils as those of the locomotive. an Elevated station beggar, indeed how BEST JOKES Pret n | could anybody get married at all? Beets Aibanr shit soe no lasnen te he ‘arene Wer renbre unre ANSWERS. OF THE DAY. heaved ‘s timates the value of deafness in a wite —_—_—— a i f anywhere on Long Island. It has its advantages. Besides, what] 4 cengiaate tor Good Advice ‘ “ has he left to say to her after so many | gy the Baitor of Th vse — WHY THEY LOOKED, SWIMMING BY WOMEN. years of Intimate associations? She has! wilt readers kindly tell me what @ It pleased Mise Flagg to hear tongues The recent winning of & swimming race at Newport! Nerd ell his old storles and lnugied Mt] man should do who has become tired of wag the wrong pleces as often and as heart-|Simself and who has reatly no mind About her summer bonnet, But she was mad to find it hed The price tag still upon it. Philadelphia Inquirer, ALL HE WANTED. “I don't want poverty, an’ I don't want riches.” saye Brother Dickey. “All T wants is plenty political canrpaigns an’ canderdates runnin’ de year roun't”* Atlanta Constitution. ENNUI. Tired Tatters—Dis paper celle erbout a feller wot died from ennul, Weary Walker—Wot's dat? by B Woman Over masculine competition and the feat cf) jy y44 quiitul wite show'd If by any}ot his own; who has lost all confidence ther Newport girl in swimming four miles out to 8€8;) chance he learns a new one she cin ne] in himaelf and te self-conscious? ethievement cf an Ithaca girl in swimming across] lonker disappoint him by failing to see M M. Lake; the enrolment of Miss Norms Hamilton, a} |" point. for he will soon discover that) Mla Soctity, 239 Broadway, “girl, in the Long Beach life-saving corps Because) jiiiycrg throngh. an eat teammet, ant] ap” liter of The Rvwning World ‘4 ellowes ‘ough an ear trumpe ! ‘ What society could I to proficiency in swimming, and the reported deep] wiit corse to make the attempt ascais “ES has ba psa | taken by “he Queen the Princess of Walés| Give her a rest on the joke proposl+| sing? Tam now without means to aue Swimming contests for women and girls in England tlon, anyhow, She has earned it, as has | through the courts BG err yo Attract attention to the popularity of this form | ®"Y One who listens to # man talk (or Yes, BS thirty years, , To the Rettor of The Evening World: sport among the sex. The deafness ts the least obfection- | 1 was born in York City but my . "Phe pudlic swimming pools at whieh accommodations able quality enumerated by the plains | father never became a citizen of this provided for women are said to have been much and. Rut none of them seem | country, tam now of age, Can I vote Any standing before the to more generously frequented immediately after the) nome ear conveved in the little at this election without procuring Tired Tatters—It's de feelin’ wot Aisaster, The disadvantage of not knowing how} tence: “Yer che loves me to distrac. | ‘\URNSMP Papers? iB | comes te a man when he gits 80 lesy was fever more strikingly emphasized. Last) (09 Wants to Stop Stammering. dat Joafin's hard work.—Chicago News, To the Editor of The Evening World PRETENSES, Datcheller—I've come to the conelu- 20P/) z sion that marriage is just a game of o/ Og pretense. Askum—How do vou mean? Batcheller— half the married men I meet oretend thev're perfectly happy and the other half pretend they're perfectly miserable.—Philadel- For when a woman lov at all, she Were many women puplis in rid " ny 2 1 . there Puplis in the clty's| i. ihe mort eanily managed person in| 2 there any chance to get cured of oo Getgeeet ag the world, When a men falls to dis- ip confor Roya fom Swimmers have achieved records bearing| cover this the fault iv his: he simply ammnering ts usually a nervous affec- i" * " doesn't know hi lon, It is often eured by buliding up i 7 with men’s. Miss Ethel Golding, | ; Ow, . the goneral health, strengthening the r “Sat Bath | swam one hundred yards {n 1 minute! |! * fe to way that “the spark Of) evo, and forcing one's self to peak NUMBER of Providence men ore 436 seconds; c } love” which has been kept alive by | very slowly and dell! ¥. this summer trying the experiment me . the man’s amateur record for (hat y berate! Sdiatance 1: water is one minute. Miss Theresa '° People far into the lives of making their beds in the open lle in open water in 35 minutes 34% | Sardetlidren holds lodge to sleep in out in the back yard of his house, He does not take a run for the house when it gets cool or wet, for his sleep- € thelr Trvewritten Letters, long-distance | to the Editor of The Evening World: p Giatanc alr, William H. Drager, ope of the dest- wy ry os record, no phy! deterioration} Until ver tly I had never been ing box Js calculated to keep him com- ae : yy g twenty milex with the! si this tate period, should be capable intormed that it wae out of place to) RHOWN brokers of the clty. has hie bed | fortable elther In rain or moonshine. It phia Press, 4 of ex hing it typewrtie “personal letters, whieh 1|°%.* broad piasga of his home overiook- | has curtains and a wooden shutter on ;THE RECORD LUNATIC, ‘exéreixe of xeneral muscular benefit, not least) rn ing Wi ing Roger Williams Park, th: ub- be closed in a min- chest, an exereise which siengiores,| pitied, ot course but not halt eo tuck | Nave dhe all my life, but rather than | ye fry ne of Rhode lnsed't ord se bed ep petory peter Bara Land permits of considerable grace of move-| a? thors men who make ee Becoreey | ee thie matter with my Informant | iq) the they do Faile furnishing a protection against degth in| ween thele wives eet wt be | nauire of you for the necessary In-] He has no covering over \be bed, and weROY, awit | tattoo rai a natzire | When it rains he geje in out of te wat. 8 ret a ya poseees mad advanaben trl Miran ta ae | lat 3c erst f bay tan ot as bullt, Hegel & story "bout a man what times!" ss ay