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@ THE # EVENING w WORLDS « How t faces Fie ‘Mary Jane and Her Tabby Greet Grandma # w Clever rd] And Thereby Win Papa’s Eternal Gratitude and $ro. by the Presse Publishing Company, No. & to @ York, Mntered at the Post-Office : \3 <a 4B. ..cc0ee seresseecee-NO, 16,688, By \3 a6 Coming Fo visi Us Mf Neu Mae | ‘THE TEN LIVING QUESTIONS. |y ; : A ee ak eas ixola Greeley-Smith 3 By Martin Green. ‘Aare, living, burning questions of the campalgn art: i, L-ROUGH RIDER OR JUDGE? Gaal the people of the United States have for the next four : The Newport Sete Dreary Attempts to Scare Up Some-Fum are tn full ewing up at Newport. These so ciety people up there must gut a lot-et joy out-of Iife” “Tt depends on what you.call joy” repited The Mas Higher Up. “As @ matter of fact, the real big angers in the society eet dont know any more about enjoying, themsetves than they do about the way electricity is sent out of § power-house, A berber and his Polly ow for a day at Coney Island ean have more fun on a doh lar-bfll beats than the whole social eet at Newnost-eaa drag away from the expenditure of a milion. “The horrible thing ejout the society people ¢s that they have to stand to be in ech other’s company all the time, Supposing you had to train with the same banch of people, dry and night, for months and years, It would drive you dippy, even ff the people were bright and companionable and hot tossers of repartee— all of which the Newport set is decidedly not. Ps of 0 party dictator or the sovereignty of the people wa Rough Rider or « Judgetor Chief Magistrate? N—RBPORM THE TARIFF, ‘Bhall the tariff never be revised except with the consent and (gnder the direction of its beneSiclaries—by “the trends of tts : : nice Hittle girls fis extortions and {ts diserimtnations—or shall tt D¢| wrinkling their pretty foreneada ‘and Judicial spirit by “the friends of the masses and | pussling thetr untrained wits tn « vai vaala Ls . Attempt to be txtellectusd without even ‘the. common weal <n eae CURB TRUSTS. The reason for their sudden tntellect- Le Lue . ual precoeupation is obvious, In the Aa monopolies like the Beef Trust, controlling universal | tag twenty-five yenre the deeply tm- planted feminine belief that men don't (Peeesartes of life, continue to recelve the protection of a |e arene ene ee uprooted, heberng tif, and enjoy still longer Indulgence tn the non-|sfen do, and women have learned that they do. But, whether consciously or of anti-trust laws by reason of their enormous aie Gta One K chite he beeen to party campaign funds end thelr potential | cleverness and intelectuality whicl with party leaders? women entirely ignore. Indged, th: Masouline case was once put fa a nut “It's a case of get up in the morning, hurl ip-etow IV-—THE ABUSE OF POWER. shell by King Edward VIL, who balls, bathe and massage the creases out of your face BOTSDAESBRRODES OF IHD never been suspected of 4 Ing men- Gall the action of the President in ridding himself of the) ity, when he sald of < cone he] @ 7 et veceesstl trust provecutor in order to placate the cor-|ereatiy admired: “Bhe nas, plenty of Ps cleverness but no —— tmellect.” Now | Porations—in making his former private secretary and head there are a great nmny women who taii| Department mmerce & cam lund solicitor | utterly to be clever who strive by muci | ‘ the of Go eo “diligent! attendanoe at Thsen matinees and muc!) the very corporations he was appo! gently | reading of Bernard Shaw to make up fo: .—tn appointing a rallroad corporation official | the deflctency. They spring discussions of psychological and sociological pro}. | ° of the Navy, and political agent of the Southern | ies on poor tired men who would mic! Pactite Railway to the head of the department to supervise | rather hear them coo over a baby or « 3 tty bo yonder “thd card corporations (al! to ald his own campaign)—shall | fre") eno cok “Yhis “verrender of the Rough Rider be approved by the] The reason ts obvious. The aleve: ts ¥ . womaa ta born. Not al! thw clubs and| ‘ deoplet lectures and pottering in oid m\iseums t V.—NO CORPORATION RULE. tnd librartes can make her. Shall the rule of corrupt corporations In polities and thelr Pte) the big things gs lever wo et man learns is that it Is not by 9 a, Jontrolling influence {n government be further enlarged 4] meane sa en . aan my ane ponfirmed by continuing In power a party closely allied with | clever, If whe 1# pretty, too-and th ” number of women both pretty and Ahem by the granting of special privileges im the tariff BY | ciever is gurprisingly lango—ahe goo: “fhe dlection of corporation agents to Congress tnd to State realizes that some people mlatrust her] + Drettiness because @he ts olever, and ie . o. and through the reconstruction of the Cabinet to meet ae reat mistrust her cleverness Seewiee ; views! he she t# pretty. Bi + Vi—STOP THE EXTRAVAGANCE. “Misa So-and-90 19 too pretty to be and then hustle to the Casino, where you meet the same people you left the night before playing bridge or talk- {ng scandal. More scandal, then lunch and mm the after noon such htlarious diversion as playing golf, drinking bighballs and talking about each other, Dinner fn the evening—gencrally an extremely formal dinner—and af night a dance or bridge or an automobile ride to some quiet place where bottles of wine are opened like pem nuts, The knowledge of the society crowd ts confined strictly to the movements of thelr own set, Half of them don't know that there is a Presidential election this year. The only public matter in which they are interested is the tax-rate. Take them all through and in proportion to what they have they are descendants of the criginal Tightwad family.” 2 “If somebody should slap you between the eyes with $10,000,000 and tell you to keep it would you try to Dutt into the Newport smart set?” asked the Cigar-Store ‘ Man, “Probably 1 would,” edmitted The Man Higher Up “I think I could squeese out some amusement wading them.” ovyre 02-0 re PLO LSS CPOSOSOOS2-2-¢ PLSD IDL SF 4-H F-DO-L 4 H-4-T-HE-3-S- FPS GSOHTS OD. h clever,” half the ; Shall we continue a policy of reckless extravagance, 45] other halt» Aitaa plein 4 hel No Swearing in Japan. by the expenditure of more than $2,500,000,000 beh teglbe Pl ae giv nieve te 4 ‘The Japanese—even in the army and navp—never ewenn ‘ or fret @ great de: un ‘The fact naturally strikes one as peoullas, and the follewing : the last four years, or shall we return to a reasonable | a orinegs, and then, aa her uhitonests & ts win é Teoent deliverance from one of cur humorous-pectar ‘economy? kb. [STOWE not @ little amusement. P Does the hammer never fall upen @ thumb Vil—CHECK THE CORRUPTION. There are wart at deine Nappy, | ~~ es ay Bed * Shall corruption bred of too long a lease of power, as beto a Od: INNS i Bade $ Th T C nl ll h q h id D q sai he “ Japent Wstanced in the half-disclosed postal frauds, In the Land- B, for inatance, a clever woman has| 2 "4 wo 0 S$ eca eir oug s 1 er a Ss. ‘When they think they*ve got Gownstatrs i h@ Indiscretion to dazzle 4 2 And the bottom’s far away, Office scandals, in the pension abuses, In the sale of offices pe ‘. * man! : — —_ 7 uch by her mental fireworks, she | ¢ wi] = (7) Tf the Jap man never ewears, + and negotiation of corrupt public contracts by Senators | can atways restore the {ntellecual val Lie WHEN “fh eee OM | VObENLY, rte a “ ! Oh, I wender what.tiey-eny Dietrich and Burton, in the purchase of a seat in the Senate | SP°# DY getting him to exp opt BS A, BEAUTIFUL Le tn Japent ’ ears oF electric bella or 3 @RIGHT BEFORE THE ‘ by the Democrat W. A. Clark, ratified by Republican Senators, | toi, phones to her, and being ADDENED STEER Do the peopte never chance to etep-on tacks STaAmPEDED WE Roce | Anead Te Seo wh, 2 Ih i? in the ascendency and Executive recognition of notorious | f@!!y dense during the explanation. MILs ha thaw hava 8 big ae : Few clever women understand theee , In Japant _ forruptionists and professional spoilsmen. be condoned and| things, while the mos oMtnary man | « cae 4? is vaually thoroughly familiar with their] @ oh —NO “BIG STICK” BLUSTE ba fotag b VII—NO “BIG STICK” BLUSTER Her denseness ts miPoty affected, 1 Shall the attitude of the United States toward foreign nations | The explanations rarely explain, and y Hy with a “big stick,” and a chip on his] oF Mind en all these interesting mascu-| 4 be that of 2 bully 6 " uP tne subjects is blank enough even| © f thoulder, or shall we return to the policy of Washington and | after the most elaborate exposi:ion, to J Heflerson—"Peace and friendship with all nations, entangling | make her next inquiry for information ; horoughly genutne. -tltances with none"—minding our own business and expect-| and a man will bo ll the more con- ro Or other nations to do the same? vinced of her cleverness because she ‘When they don new clothes and fing At the office, far away, ‘That they've left their keys behind, Oh, I wonder what thayeay In Japan? Near Side and Off Side, ‘When horses were first hitched to vehtoles the never thought of siding himself, but walked tf the road as he held the lines, So as to have his eight hand always ready he walked on the left side, and consequently 4 He gz 5 es 1X.—WHAT WILL THE FILIPINOS DO TOUS? ae iimitatioag rer é pe ertei as tae sa too Vega eles ‘wae sales’ ts toa? Bhall we continue the malevolent effect upon ourselves of seen eee horse, In that manner the terme “near hored” ang “ay $-called “benevolent assimilation” in the Philippines until * SOME OF THE “We too late to withdraw from that deplorable and eet BEST JOKES > gdventure In Asiatic colonialism—which becomes all the more & team. Odd Population Facts, horse” became general and still pertain to horses hitehes-ay ‘ ™ ae dangerous the more we impose upon them the veneer of our OF THE DAY. ‘ aoa taee ue mT 4 ‘Civilization—and until the hybrid and forever allen races of | a Bagdon be pares names : ‘ | ie their ages to the census takers. There are more those Islands shall be Tesorporsied {nto our body politic, to} A SAD Dos. : om so he hare There ¢ast the die in our National Conventions, as the delegate from | Qholly—-Your dog looks sail 1) sis reare ot Va his sveatey te A ot 8 otha sity " icipate in 0: Robby—Yes; sis says mueserd ie ge, Thirty {9 « fatal age, There were 1,465,208 saeee ¢ ee Ke = Be eee , nal pws T named him atter you—Phila | @ ere thirty years old and only 968,07 whe were thértpe; ) @lections, to sit in our Congress, and eventually to help to | qeipnia Butletio. * Try OM. 4 talline all of more Gan OA Povern those who now by force Impose upon them govern- INS AND OUTS. by The “Fudge” Idiotortal - Ts often hard—don't doubt {t X-—"LET US HAVE PEACE.” Rut think how much more d!Meult _ Shall we, forty years after the end of the war and after a) * pelt pike aye eee, | pomplete reconciliation of the once hostile States, tear asunder | IN QUANTITIES, » by 4 revival of the sectional Issue the bonds of fraternity and) “T ike to hear your wife talk," anid § goncord—and this when the people of the South have just | OMdsby to Sav Her epeech ts 0 | ee without consent and taxation without representat on?| To live within one's income | | Why the Common People Cough. notice | precise and measured é secured the nomination of a conservative and sound-money| “Yes,” mused Sadeby, The porationa Pall te Cleaeehe Democrat for President, and have given repeated Instances of ae phe bushel measures. {Depyret, 1904 by he Planet Pov. C i f " 7 hhe strongest national and patriotic feel ing? HE OAVE IT UP. ', Mrs. Henpeck—I've often wondered what first attracted you to ma. What was {t about me that made you want to now sweeping over Vernon an effort le being made to ng avry me? #rd following that to put an end to all Sun sisceasket diva’ \t WE 3 bane: Gab Within the city limits, In Yonkers sian Er Hat coin eure) \¢ 4 i on Sund h le i Bertie hls aortas seers MISTOOK THE LOCALITY, |° ; ne| “317 teapresston,” sald the physictan| quence the dust is allowed to tettle, THICK antary, on A. laws, particularly thi language, are to be re of this reformatory a the saloon and the concert hal! will mertt approval, | But of what avail is it to revive old Puritan ordinances { profa That element | WO WAS testify! vity which is directed against | ‘ © jury shot In the ea: ’ hat’s funn aki the Coroner.| + This here oter witness has dons swore! * @ before tho Bilivilie, the surface of the water and to'be-blown over: ao-clty by every ‘errant wind. Mayor NcClellan could stop thts:, buwt tions won't let him. THBY ARE OUT POR THB DU! That {s why you cough, When the Corporations wane WM | DSL HPSS POH PSSST OS OSS FOS 8GO08-S FF 26 F9S DO F22? If they sweep the dust im this direction THIS. WILL SEB THAT IT I8 STOPPED, Vote in November for dustiess rivers, IN THE WARS OF THE ZAMBESI DID WE THROW THE CON WARM-BREEZY® FOOLED 'EM EAZY) wered the barbarian @ great Institution except to cast ridicule and discredit on t eral law te tak detent Be gibing present prominence to » form Mpdiate by ero ulin. Daneel aaa, Itney they say (0 the Common Peaples Outworn and obsolete? In the matrer of Sunday sports, ia ie COUGH UP THE DUST! ‘ y fe they not, when conducted within the bounds of ITS BEAUTIES. j In Great Britain, this matter of cleaning the-dust «i M orderliness, a satistactory means for the promotion of | “D2 You now appreciate the beauties | ‘ off the water Is BETTER PLANNED. We read tha! q\ 7? Ie not tolerance better than repression. and ©!¥iliaation?” it centuries England's navies have SWEPT THE SE ‘ “more Profitable to the community in the end? | @ efforts of the Merchants to do away with existing cond sk ! in street cars, particularly of thor on Hines, are In a good cause and desery fi eat “nu: |@ @ LETTERS, QUERIES AND ANSWERS 2 2 Of primitive railroad facilities Jong since o "What do you expect to get for that? HL peeled of devolap | erted Criti ok,watching D'Auber at The Prince of Wales, } taking out papers? His father has be-, night under the eyes of the police and|@ man who saluted her? I would as ‘ “ , OP" | work on @ large canvas To the Editor of The Bvening World come a naturalized American, though | where thousands of men and women bet| soon radse my hat to ple satanio maj- | Pakcogaegt bbe re excite unfavorable com | "stim not going to sell thie ploture,""| ,\V80, 9 the next In succession to the | ouly since my friend had reached the | Openiy? That seems to me extraordin- | esty ax to thie low-bred fallow. . Imes they are unclean to a point "| Binglish throne? 4. W. age of twenty-one. TR. |Sf¥ and far more pernidious than the LAR OGRA TIE DDE DEDEDE OE OGHID EE DDADDRR EDT ELE DERETREED 0464999 6O1OGOGO0449 4 049949040004 Doe im tl mon ve ee! sald D'Auber, gazing at his work! . New York peoi-rooms, Does it not seam 4 raencangres risk ot ae n The | proudly Firth OHM, N.Y. |Prack Gambling and peotoome | vaewea?” W.@. DB. It prould be = serious breach of ei! Melee ae "Oh, come! Don't be discouraged s0 He Must Take Ont Papers. the Réitor of The Brening World: You Shoulé Matec Your Hat. To the Editor of The Evening World: Does it not seeps rather strange that Eattor Evening Wort pi Be tha sop oar willing tl Can a man who.was born in Russia | peoi-roome should be raided and closed, bi ns I ca olan antth Piladeipys And came to the United States before he| When the Imegest pool-room in lady would it be o a yearn 04 vole ety, tha enae area, fa |

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