The evening world. Newspaper, July 22, 1904, Page 10

by the Press Publishing Company, No, to @ Row, New York, Entered at the Post-OMce “ARBITRATION AND STRIKES, tiou was from the first the only feasible and stubborn resistance is commendable, but necessarily Jess so because of the delay which has disturbed the idrium of the dressed meat industry and extorted warranted tribute from hundreds of thousands of holds which were the innocent sufferers by the : of postponement. - The action which ts taken now was just as urgently in the circumstances at the beginning of the as after the preliminary trial af strength. Though in the end to the concessions of the packers, it has iz on the general public, § The strike has furnished a convincing object lesson 7 the vital need of compulsory arbitration in labor oversics where the public interest Is threatened by P ‘the certainty of famine prices in a commodity of general ‘¢onsumption. It should not be left to the pleasure ot “either party to such a controversy to prolong a quarrel ~ which must inevitably result in an arbitrary increase of ' the cost of food products, Where in such a contingency it may Me in the power of an individual to impose any form’ of absolutism is indicated which is clearly a menace to the pabdlic welfare. Tre Murderous Grade C _ Which there was neither gate nor fiagman, has arrived at only after the infliction of a grievous % | degree of extortion on every household in the land “Old Love ing Again—An unguardea|Etom a New Yorker of Expecta- grade crossing at Kings Highway and Gravesend avenue, | | oe ee 4 mh bi . Mary Jane and NOW, TOODLES, WERE PLAY IN? | LUNA PARK AN You ARE A WILD MAN-EAT- IN LEOPARD WILL TAKE CARE OF TOOOLES WHILE You CERTAINLY, MARY pa COME UP STAIRS i) YES, Mammal MARY JANE IL TAKE Aa OF + Toobd.u gs) i SHE ite! i + Letters, —No. 7. —- tions to a Boston Girl, THE # EVENING w WORLD'S Her Tabby Entertain Aunt Sarah’s But the Rest of the Family Fail to Enter Into the Spirit of the Occasion. ws . 1T CONT SAY NOTHIN? HERE ABOUT THEM SPoTSs BEN GREEN! Only One of These Clerks Got a Raise. Which One? w HOME heer tb rrr rebel berries tt Raby. a NOW THE LEOPARD GETS HIS SPOTS #2 MAGA Fo eT PLER Py tare nee ee & Bf e ef THERE THEY Go. BLAm- IN’ UT ALL on ME i Oy ‘, et Kisses Valued at $888.88 Apiece. _— By Nixola Greeley-Smith. MARRIED woman of New Cas ZINE. & responsible for the wreck of an automobile and | the injury of its four occupants, two of whom will); Probably die, This is the third of a series of almost} ly abmilar accidents which have occurred within a) A tle, Ind, has brought sult for %5,00 for six kisses; or $843.33 per kiss, flched from her by an admit- ¢ Ella in the Boston | Globe.) q ed by A thme, all with fatal results. | efoasing, which claimed its victim five weeks since, Ia ®t Inst to go. The Merrick road crossing awalts a decision on Its fate, The Kings Highway crossing now domes into the hands of the Coroner, How large must the list of the slain become before a concerted and vigor @uthority to abolish them a ‘ _ BULLETS AND AUTO ARMOR. The appearance of automobitists in bullet-proor “armor at the doors of the court-room of the Magistrate provocation was an act of levity which served merely to _ accentuate the intemperance of the judicial advice and the Fashness of the actual attempt of a Patchogue deputy * sheriff to halt an automobile with revolver shots, Stone- ‘throwing was bad enough. The speedy progress from ‘that form of elementary lawlessness to the use of fire- arms marks an exhibition of the lyneh-law spirit by © thoge in authority as startling aa it is revolutionary, It _ Indicates the adoption in a New York court-room of mining-camp standards of Justice. This magisterial recommendation of force and the Patchogue application of it occasion all the greater sur- | prise and regret because of the efforts which the brother- hood of automobilists have been making, with some de- | gree of success, to live down the reputation which the | speed mania of a few pioneers gave the entire fra- ternity. Though the speed maniac survives in places, the majority ot owners of high-power machines give in- creasing evidences of caution and consideration which are in gratifying contrast to the former recklessness, What reproach the fool and the buthead continue to bring on the sport the conduct of the better element! Qniong amateur chauffeurs Is tending jargely to remove. The new inciioment to lawless aseaults upon them seems that recson all the more wanton and {il-advised A REWARD OF HONESTY. The upanimous vomination of Joseph W. Folk for | @overnor dy the Missouri Democrats is perhaps as fine) © °a tribute to the permanence of the principles of good government as the nation has ever known As a show- ‘The Van Cortlandt |" HE young New Yorker, who has) +} H hopes of an estate from his pe- tore Ous Movement is made by. State, municipal and ratlroad ‘ “who recommended the shooting of chauffeurs under] » suaded th Qualitics of gtatesmanship that Folk has thus been honored. ip the detection and prosecution of offictal corruption, Fedeeming its name and fame the demonstration it makes of the inherent integrity reward any champion who comes be of aptitude and ability to uncover abuses. In other conspicuous ing the credentials orruption and end cases elsewhere the ‘ possession of (his capacity has proved to be the quickest Meat Strike ts al! ( " 1 Stl iiooe, Te initlative was taken by the OF THE DAY F In This W, Can Put a And mast dirvet route to political preferment, Losomotive Defvers’ Assoctation of = ANSWERS. in Thie Way You Can Put a Bou =e |Saxony, which suceeedel In Interesting sscaeemtianeotiaiila —_— (Copyrat, 1904, by th Planet Pub Co) PLAYS NEW YORK WILL SEE. [the members of the Dresden City Couns THE PIGEON. ite thdeta: Auk Seeiusiens p While Mr. Frohman was scouring Europe for new cl! In the scheme, as dhe the ones: The eagle Is a noble bird he Evening World: : glays word came from Mr. Paul Potter that “never was)'”" ih $ i eae a And wings its flight on high, n meets a Indy and have t to the Editor of this » "there vo tittle invention displayed by French play- digg dey sesh eg | The Pigeon ts ¢ ta bs fallen her should he ask pers) | Ht paper that THE COMMON be persuaded to PUT Dwrights, never so little talent discernible.” Mr. Power |i Dine vench oc] TUE KOO Detter, bi CAIUS AFA: GE Is 1 A BOARD UNDER THEIR COATS and thus d@fy the MEAT ly moribund as that of Spain or Holland.” “Amert- lity, more novelty, more pathos and fun in the American authors incluled are Augustus Clyde Fiteh, Sydney Rosenfeld, Henry Guy William Gillette, Paul Potter and Madeleine . There seems to be a dearth of German His nomination is the direct reward of an) Not tho least important phase of Folk's victory is, of the people and their disposition to encourage and| jeolty of Dresden in the Fegistered his upinion that the French theatre is “as “ may feel content,” he said, “that there is more} nurlous \incle, writes thus to the | pennitess object of his affections; My Dear Maria: My unele’s laying Ne Injunctions upon me not to see you wos only served to add fuel to my fiiready burning love for you, T cannot live without you, and If you persist in refusing to comply, I am miserable forever, Tp regard to his vbreat- enings when put in competition with the love I have 7 Do not be afraid of poverty, If he ul continue unmo' T have still education suMeient to procure a genteel employment In one of t where T may rise to er fore, If ever you loved me, let me beg that you will not make me any longer unhappy. Tet me entreat you by all} that is dear thet vou wil) comply with | my request, and meet me at 6 on Bun- day evening at the back door of the garden, where a chaive and four will be ready, 1 will fy on the wings of love to meat my charmer, and be happy in her embraces ferever, I am, your dear lover, _—_— oo The lady's prudent answer: Sir: Though thoroughly conactous in this act, | make a breach of those laws sald to be laid down for lovers, ly such of our sex as would rather be celebrated for a romantic turn of mind than for what ts more preferable, a pru- dent decorum, yet I cannot but be per- ay occur such a crists as may make It condistent with the strict ‘eat rules of honor and justice: which, at least, ought to be put tn the balanee, if not outweigh, whatever custom may have prescribed. hat such a crisis now exists, your ler 1 former concurring test!- tnonles taake manifest. For T have too 1, ah an opinion for your Integrity to doubt thelr truth; end belleve me when 1 assure you most solemniv I place thetr sanidity to that account, and not to mistaken notion ¢ ousess 0° my own merit it is froma ' nsible conviction of your owa Ins a errs of vour passion, | have y Induced to commit this: violence since It must be at olation of your duty} vevdtable miserl Jed with the v yur delicacy in urging those * than she regrets of the UN PORTUN ACE i A FOR AN ENGINE SCHOOL, Ar SOME OF THE BEST JOKES step in the direction of tech en made in the stablishment of n . school for locomotive driver appren in the Dresden Browning ® Magaaine i the subjects taught] FLATTERING COMPARISON, arithmetic, graphics and 8 1 mechanism of locomotives, ne ou think you are a neglected wen I'm sure of it," sad the solema and drooping lids |] Content to sink all silent Into rest jit, it won't be up his est Democrat much trouble to whid New Orleans Times- And, dear, through long night hours, "Just ‘Like Flatbush, Ireland. QUESTIONS, JY. E. The Latter In Correct, To the Editor of The Evening World As jays that “Is he bigger than her? B says that “Is he bigger thai is rieht. To the Editor of The Evening World My fathe= and mother were born in They came to this country. My father did not take out any papers, ing friend of her husband. In her pe- tition to the Court she declared that she had compiained to her husband and called upon him to protect her, but that he had replied that he “would rever turn down (Charles for her.” Hence two suite, divoree, the other for value of kisses received. Now, $83.33 seems rather a 1} valuation for a lady of New Castle, Ind., to place upon her osculatory fa- vors, But as she has placed this estimate upon them It is difeult to see how any gallant jury—and Western juries are proverblally gallant—could cut the figure. To be sure, poets have written of the price! kisses, Tennyson, for instance, Guinevere: value of sang of the matchless A man had given his heaventy bliss And all his worldly worth for this To waste his whole heart In one kiss Upon her perfect lips. But notwithstanding Guinevere's undoubted charms, even the devoted Lancelot would have been chagrined had he been obliged to make good on a bluff of this kind and sur- render all his worldly worth for one of bis lady's kisses; $803.33 Is undeniably a high price for a kiss. It is indeed far above the market price based on similar 8 for da ages, wherein ihe value of fliched kisses ed from 3 cents to hundreds of dollars. In the middle of the week one is not Inelired to believe that there is any such money, But evidently the New Castle petitioner is more sanguine on this point, And it ts to be hoped that she will be able to collect $813.92 apiece for the stolen kisses, provided, of course, they are worth it. But how .4 the jury to determine whether they are worth tt or not? There would be one obvious way that suggests itself to the least Inventive mind, but would that way be consistent with the majesty of the aL Probably not jexides, it is by no means certain that even were they allowed to employ the testing methods common to house. wives who do their own marketing, the twelve men would agree. For their estimate of the kiss would be determined by the beauty of the gjver, and on the subject of feminine beauty no twelve meh on enrth are agreed. Then, too, the value of the kiss might fluctuate, and @ kiss might be worth §&t.33 on Monday and sink to almost nothing on Friday, No man who draws a Saturday ene velope will ask the reason. A first kiss often has a value greater than any whic follow it. And though a woman might be justified In aski $833.33 for a first stolen kime, she should allow a certain d count for transactions In bulk on ‘The kiss, like the quality of mercy, ts twice-blessed—It blesses lim that gives and her that takes, or vice versa, But when the tuker—in this case a man—denigs Its value . ) that relation to whom you are bound Active honesty in the administration of his office of bin i: a ap hia - ty "ike lai and compels the lady to sue, the exact equivalent of this » pay Impl D ee, by th <a pei iy Cireuit Attorney ani an unflagging industry and energy} o¢ yature, gratitude and heaven, I will ae a eaten of Cupid ia “real ney ia bas determine Generally speaking, the two values are absolutely tne It fa as the enemy of “graft” in polities that he has ae aa : tie commesurable, and it Ina brave jury who secks to express Arlumphed over the opposition of rings and combina-. stow making a sacrifice one in terms of the other. tions and won the confidence of the great State while cere a mconietnanneilenbsnineniniioapistitsin stannic The “Fudge” Idiotorial IDIOTORIAL PAGE OF THE EVENING FUDGE Learn to Scramble Like an Eee. Although mer’ n ae fing for public morality it strikingly supplements the] to my sex Some men seem to place the same estimate on kisses that \ exhibits of material prosperity ®t the St. Louis World’s| | had almost made imy wentinents to the Kansax man did on bables, when he sald he “had @ Fafr, jee ae pees ct ony nat 4 baby up at tila house that he wouldn't take $10,000 for, but It ir not because of superior political sagacity or| Henk vas Snhe with jt a train of he wouldn’? give 3 cents for another MY THOUGHT OF THEE. t'sen she? Which ts right? My thought of thee at morn is like J{ “Perhaps you have hidden your light 1, 8. und 8. a child under a bushel? Yea, If Hoth Are Willing. Ir. Frohman having rewurned and opened his trunks Cone e ™ No; tt Isn't that. But you must| To the Editor of The Evening World 3 |] Who comes with dancing feet and ; Mor inspection the public is entitled to get an idea of ughing eves, jbear in mind that the sta 9, It Is proper for a girl who ts about to| Felative representation on his dramatic menu of || Kis#-laden lips, and joyous arms fi which js Heally, many times as large ay ESE conrsien Fy fo buy a a pl flung wie, | en net product ax much of the wedding rin ER. can, English and French playwrights, Bataille To wake me from my slumbers by |} sion as a bieyele lamp. “Shee ps-head,!* ' OH the list, and Sardon with his “Sorceress,” and surprise i Star }To the Fulitor of Kvening W French farce or two. The English, gtists NO TROUBLE. j Kindly give the right pro At even my thought of thee is that You kr i ‘ ' ‘at “ h more largely represented, there being a full same 1 uy know Jones, who was reputed jot the word “Sheepshead. ~ h? ell, ye ded he o! day | p-sheac way n of productions of Henry Arthur Jones, R. C.|] Stow-creeping to his mother's)" Wall, he diel the. other 64 ty "Sheepeshead,” 1 says It 19 “She MMR Ghivig, Hobert Massuall, Zang wiliacg| Gamera bevaak Jand the only thing he left was an old head.” Which is correst? BEE BEE: . 4 te t ant | Duteh elock. wha i r elir hands, soft les Yeu. moors, fe eee: Sree oemree oeee | AaB Well, there's one good thing about rotids And A scarcliy of “probl Ri} My thought of thee JUST THE THING, but has Itred hove ever siden, ft Wal tter pared out? : -Alniadan deady Is like that child asleep, who “We're starting a circulating lbrary barn here, Now, at thi of twenty- > interesting to note how the output of the 7a stirs, |for the use of the inmates,” sa'd the one, am 1A citizen and entitled to voto vee is Mr. ' |prison visitor, “Is there any particular rial A fulfils Mr. Potter's confident and|| 4°? *miles in dreaming of his} prison visitor. “Is ther without taking out papers? F, X. on the New York stage las! Was there a single play of mother's kiss, And lifts his little fondling arma to hers, ~M. B. Cable in The Independent. book you'd like to make use of?” “Why, yes,” replied the convict, “It 1 could only use it right I'd like to iat & railroad gulde,"—Philadelphia Children—Oh, we've put the bund Distracted Nurve—Gracious, children, What #76 Fou doing? Mra. EB. M. J. Booth, To the Editor of The Evening World; cover on grandga’s head to keep the flies off wng What ts 4 the real name of the author writes under the nom de plume ab