The evening world. Newspaper, July 14, 1904, Page 13

Me . On the And Conductors and Bi! Day! Di! Ai Musical RoockoTale! in Two Swats. Cast-Off Car-Actors. INEEDTHE POE, a soldier of misfor- tune, CHUCK M. OFF8KI, boss inspector. Q& OLD CAP DOOLEY, of Coney. TWO MARKS, count ‘em two, lawyers. NICK NICOLS, a con. CARR B, HYNDE, motorman. JOHNNIE ONTHESPOT, war corres- pondent. BUR M, GOOD, a sue-Drette. TEGSIE, BESSIE, ESSIE and JES- SIE, “Slammy Girls.” Tnapectors, ejectors, spectators and cope, Scenery by the yard. Oe eee “Act he » ‘The rising asbestos curt: @ur stops tor the opent On a TenCeont Trolley Ride. Air: “On @ Good Old Troliey Rite.) . BN at night time, for that is our fight time, You'll find us on the car, Waiting the con. who won't let us stay on Past where inspectors are. No use o’ercharging or trying enlarging ‘Upon the five-cent fare With choice of paying or ducking or - staying, ‘We alwave leave our chair. ‘While being thrown off the trolley ‘We're usually up in the air, Resistance is worst kind of folly, It's no use to struggle or swear-r, ‘The chappy unhappy who's scrappy In vain of ‘decisions’ may chide. ‘The law doesn’t vex when they land on your nex On @ good off ten-cent trolley ride! NICOLS (running along footboard)— Farea, please! CHORUS—Nix! All isn't fare here “in war.” NICOLS—Woe is me! if T don't col- Ject—aing! Canned! If FE try—bing! * “Five Cents Makes the Ride Grow Longer.” yunched. Well, it's collect, or say good- . Cash Dell, (Advances to front, centre, Song and etorus.) Good-By, My Cash Bell, a (Air: “Good-By, Blusbell.”") ARK! the Inspector's calling: “Hustle! collect them fare: Hark! “Mo, you don't!” folks bawling; Pipe off those awful glares. + Pity the con® position— Must fight or lose bis job. "Hark to his ead petition— Or in loud tones he'll sob: “Good-by, my cash bell! farewell to thee, I can’t collect, ao it’s all off with me, 3 can't be making passengers sheil, bell!” (Military on scramble by inspectors, Beaded by Chuck M. Offski. They pro- ceed to can eome Insurgents off the car.) INEBEDTHE DOE—What means this handling? You gave my face a caused [row've made tray ot payeholony, but], “Yow In London” gasped Mrs, Pate) rar and Laura to look up. so that the | om — the collected of Ghosts) were here? How did you fird out ouy |fervant must have opened It for him w NEAR CANAL. he |" gatoupa man CNA 14 the stranger, ee ee "Bat, my deur, if these hese are on ‘} My swet Manhattan sonny, eel senile inc Feb Ti ofal oe ai pits +) Fork ont that extra money! “Well, what if they are? What do) ir. thon of that of the previous evening, 5S faaie ie ae AY] Benwtiful Don’t try to get funny ‘ He prove? what do they lead tot T he shook hands with Laura, who] Count Bovrackin stood. gaging at NICK Se \, The Massage of the Violence. (Adr; “Message of the Vielet.") Hi billies’ ends are loaded with Road to Coney Isle, « & « Where There's me Every Mile. My Tea m taking, 80 good-by, cash | Everything sdemed bright and emiling— gighcd pee NEAR ee {THURADAY EVERING, FULY 14, 104 na TAs Pate Sinuous Sarah IFREE! ina Snaky Pose. ||. Empinten sites ecial 1 This! *5 Eyeglasses for *]| People don’t put away your, fatirons and quit pressing the sulte we'll go beck to our original grant, put @ kettle of hot water on the front ret and charge 15 cente as a tate rose yy Beat weod-by, trolley gay!” ‘ Chuck and'chorx:)" *eee® 8 om “GoodBy, Trolley Gay.” (Atti "Dolly Gray.) F you do not care to pay, trolley way, We opine it needn't stay, trolley gay, 1 peopl oad rr ott in mo mule, Five yen itt be ‘the volley? Nay! I sighs in defective to know that oaks held them. Bvery patr of these alasees guarentee to be absolutely omy evesiant apectaliats will examine your free of charae. Mo “maticr how hoot sour Ht it tlanses will help you ose be , the kind you need. her shrinking form and exhale the usual “Darling, sue, dear, and make them ser.timental ballad. Tegret it, (Takes ® alde-hold, Bite oeside her.| They won't try those tactics in the Five Conte Makes the Ride Grow] (Enter Suc and Doe, Two Marks, with Longer, dioodhounde and ice, and Chuck. 1s tate sanesene Mobee ib Regen’, | Srgultd, WIC Seotm) iS mit, | Here is where we muat get off, | Else we'll have to walk or swim it It We'll sit here till the inspector Hurls us off with reckless aime, When he acis in ejector Inspectors Fab and Punch in Every Style. Sings.) same old way.” WERTHEART, we have reached the, CHUCK~ That's all right, but if you more fares I will not cough. We'll bump aro for damage claims, Five cents makes the ride grow longer. ‘That Is why we're feeling blue. No conte makes the bouncer stronger. ‘Then he dumps you out @ few, Disyance only lends assistance When you want to end your ride No use to put up resistance And get Iandéd on your aide! (Very close harmony, The usual finish.) | Good. _CHUEK-Duck, now! it you want te Fie us go to 40, 0 Naw jc. Pay or get a acow @: o your| girl boating. (They alight.) Win k yar FA a Psu) are COPS (Clubbing up crowd)--Move on ith OPEN EVENINGS. there, now! , JOHNNIE O'NTHESPOT—Here! Don't] 939%: Bring thie oh sith 300. Stes ae Pe auty to by mail 26, extra Your one 08 copy. No C. 0, D. orders filled. cer maar scot Tain voap box Piking the Pit 1 coe Ne. hoe x seat” “ort shee ier |The Little Brow: ‘The Sun Danes. ine of note Finale: “Glam Mel” F . Under the Bima (Al, “Sarimy.") {oonttght for Mine, F you want a summer outing sult ppt | for Gamage Go vut upon a little trolley ride; Inspectors will perform the proper slammage For which you've sighed. ' Sit firmly in your seat and yell; “Pay? Never!” And ving prepare to lightly take to Re et you sees make you Ot ao And to them you sing: Bas Ns me! SOR ot sem, in’ eel on Sek bre’ ra eres je brew! ig doing The Girt (Love, a Palm Lee ARAH BERNHARDT has just made a great success in Sardou's “La Bot- ciere,” both in Paris and London, The critics of the latter city go Into 7 » “Capt. Dooley: fioond there pate. eostacies over the divine Sarah's renewed youth, which they say Is indls- uy Mee Wass my ine the war correspondents? table, one going so far as to assert that the actress who carefully concealed {Northern Gtri, $5 Feooenion the war gor po. {.naed the money and wish you Joy. F throat in the past few seasons presumably to hide the ravagte of aft, 29 Be Tre, ell speak about it. Se ake ‘ne m-ham ie i complete exposure of It and that plum ‘and joe |te.| Panay of the Del COPS—Who to, pray? olem ave mapee Ad Tne iilgetration her Congregs- o " very this f JOHNNIE-Why, to Capt. Dooley, (All wane tt if fF siea Phas catty. on coe a oy ine. ined this impr \iooe, Fhe cel the Avenue Si; nson Cranford Ca | (Chorus,) Capt. Dooley. (Alr “Mr. Dooley.) HERE |s a copper on this isle~ A captain high and grand. ,, He 1s supposed to. be in style And keep peace in this land. When bouncers throw folks from the (By permission of George Munro's Sons.) Copyright 1808 by George Munro's Bons. . hero," CHAPTER 1. ile MORE Av ein ARDRS eiadg Everard called often at the Denham arf A Man of Mystery. house during the next few weeks, and EVERA ecarcel; 4 arowing intimacy seemed to be spring- ce PLL vomggh his pre hee Ina up between him and Laura, she owes a the two strolled, home| Wowld often ask his advice and would [es deter an’ informal diner party at often play the plano for him for hours, | PROCTOR’S "Tod, ies s Bie om Laura Denham's pleasant little house. for both were ardent musicians, No To ” Se. Miss Denham was 0 young heiress wee love was spoken, but an avowal at b4 bi nae naan DOOLRY—And new move on and tel] "NM with her aunt, Mra, Pattersen, “Ope eveaien ta Bvorard and Fisctes | sere mplewaia: Comey Da. | your troubles to the Judge. tad but recently nas ced to them were calling, Jack raised his ey to fi TWO MARKS (Entering acrose the & toe been Introduces at once m4 chat & strange man had allently |p — o/ 0 @atered the drawing room. eet ne ning? What, hej] D602 drawn irredlatbly towsrd the tal err cee nave stane, around’ and| afk ict who in turn eeemed to Dave standing close to the little group before | * 4] experienced a more than ordinary im- | aire, Patterson looked up and saw him. m a2 La go to bed, Laura; you look tired) think.” ie tae Be ee sald the last words cars To land with aches and pains, Who let his coppers add thelr jars By helping clear the trains? ‘Twas Capt. Dooley, brave Capt, Dooley, The greatest captain Coney ever knew. ‘The victims pleaded, but were unhegded By Capt. Dooley—ooley—ooley—oo! (inter Dooley, With a polite wave he takes contre stage, Cops line behind. eaanen, Pe aee tesa of a f veces in court, while my aa-| terest in him. When she did so she uttered « faint ory, siotante diatribute our cards, one i nee perce means of Bal Wah seemed to Loge ae, quita | ite, him fie ROCKA passed. They ° jon. former erard gjanced gueeaeay vas ia saying quien a eu at ear wh who Aes Byyeer to sine me BEACH. “bes Denham cames of extelient eae, ues ‘t pena CRATORE’S PLEASURE GROUND.” Stein Song. (Ale “When Good Fellows Get Tomether.”) HT U8 in this gay July time, When we're feeling good and sore, famfly, but her father, Major Den- continent for years in semi-poverty. It was there I mét him, Then the in ¢ direction of [Pant nee tes wares tt nan a chevaller steliowi ring the direction of Austria, and Twill Gent | FREE Be ry aust In this damage lawyers’ time, Put up an awful roar: Major diet, last year, and a (ew weeks. yess “peres fu ult ay that You find botn the ladlee For it's all two-fare weather tater an uncle also died, leaving Laura, ‘Engin. {rr as 84 ‘When with bouncers we get togethe (thera wus vnothing wl it him noha gat Mele tn So mh You may fight if you're abie, took a 11 id a ee to te ab th irty, He | fotiowing @rult @ litte swear. Mrs, Patterson, along to chaperone | wors his light -orowh hair closely cut, | home alon a | ei tae Be Lig te all two-fare weather, her, Nice people, though the Major nis. fouiures were reyular and strong y |) “Did your friend pay es aires we Rice, Jo eer ie pay or land in the heather— something of & black! marked and he was pericctly eign had left Inet nteh oe Morris, 0s. @ Belle Levmare._ bump on your gable ng rates shaven; so that anylody who bad not} “No. not lone, aT ROOF gets joud howl In the alr, It might have been sdme relief to Ev. hayk : ne 10 slance first at bie troubled look coming ng oxer her . i énrd's mind could he have heard what] fivnles ay bio iow. Enea wily BASis, the cama thing to, yout (They flourish empty steins wildly, Mies Denham wat ‘od that vers Si Rie aes his jaw LY te by woul oid rather not talk enon a ane at Soft music. Enter Ineedthe Doe, pad- Rigen J They wih Je BG peculiar erent | sn ran dont Tike im then?" 2 ANC eater oth PARP. loo, f peer yn! pte evens. Hel eaents | auument they. set mall. | told you so last night,” “3 wy beaet. The Gondelter, (Ale "The Gonéotter."") 0* A TROLLEY was a jolly little 225 aie ed. pe hale a times dui reine bode that eM ‘spent In scrutinia- Persecute you.” coe Gry one of im th tan wae vonage [POST i ot say tht he perencuted i TO N SQUARE GARDEN ROOF. THe Stain a to ha a at pet Put ho ld "ERR PARIS BY MQ, ee er ant end at see " pow, He Is not at all lkely to come i Chollie with his Dollie Lound for pteasure. it begull C Tali ba co Sod " ough I do wish) ,i tle t ‘rou wouldn't recur se, ‘Bo glad to have papag Somspiee one Ne gk aad Or from the ear we'll turn yet It you'd go trolley-riding Poy or you go a-sliding! Or else get & gondolier. (Bue climbs in and they paddl ward, while the chorus get a Curtain.) had nd who said quite cal ira, hi dilating and contract. sl han ae Raw ‘ hate such sudjecte—I hal returned hie gage with a look ate aseesicd, the. wiet, peaking with] a Mr Fverard and bir. Fellowes -Count hemence than the Akin,” t considerably st ctype for. like many other Russians, cise. and Berard was once , | cecaston apnea! was ‘ Unguist and entered more conscious of a feeling of intense Mrs, Patterson perhaps understood) ragaity into the general conversn Irritation, more than the words expressed: for) He freanty ae Iieelt Rar ‘What war his hold Lg the girl and Bndd 5 oft the he did not seem surprised, but only, curson "ne oun waging with pal Li uses might he not put that while, made the somewhat in- Act Il. send va T hope] A yitt "you play for met? he asked, (To Be Continued.) Outside Brooklyn temple of Jus 4 rather not play this even- tiee, The merry throng of plaia- Ate Laura, tifle aad lawyers marching alena:, * . " pers you ey not refine 08 ow friend. y am ever Beek cat har ea If Teeer's Chie Te “We Will Sue, Dear.” "I shou! ot asking Miss (Air; “Darting #us.") y aett ne ot etc tor 4 CORES | MALARIA, FEVER a ois | = Sompetee PTER the sport we fo to court, neg, een #0 do. aa, ever al a i CASINO a4 PAFP, POU, fl Damages we hope A few seconds elapsed, during which a ———EEE= claim. We're quite # crowd, and we've al- a2 ; ad mebady, spoke, aad, tase. to sande pela BROOKLYN AMUSEMENT! : "i 0. Which she LA eee “Anished’ paving, Everard ths Brighton RDNA WALLACE Ho crossed the rocm to the plano ‘ cue Beats ‘Do you Mike him?” she whispered, in- — ‘2 gener. dicatine the cone Eve, £25; A . retaepes erard, shortly, “Ho — s more than that You @o not LUNA FE iene. SURRA Great lv gpt: Why should 1 be] DARK Bn T. Ripres from es Sunday World Wants Work OB aay eras snus See ki! Monday Morning Wenders . To-morrow our stores ate open until Six o’Clocs 8 and YOU BUY AT FRIDAY PRICES, eek Only! |FRIDAY, AS USUAL, BARGAIN Di DO YOUR END OF WEEK SHOPPING TO-MORROW, for, remember, we close all day Saturday. WASH DRESS FABRICS — Friday. 19 ot, Bheer Flecked Cotton Votles, Mot, Liberty Foularde—silk designs .1 tk by? toe 4 Muslins and Wot, pore Baa Datted Swisses : ou 19, ct. Mercerized Foulard Sateens.. OA 10 ct. Apron Ginghams.. Vapey tiated Musine—i tenstne- made to sell at 04... 7 + %| WOMEN'S SKIRTS & WAISTS rider $5'et, Dimithen—mnill length... ro FINE NAINSQOKS Priday. Full yard wide—firm weave— cambric finish--excellent for ehildren’: usually . Not the fitmay quality, but on. strong, Sedvecthar wile “give fatietactions ALAO, IN WHITE Goops, 12% ct. Sheer White Fanel ° 10 et. Cambrice—yerd wide White Mercerised Waistings—neat figures and atrlpes—value ‘en Medium cord Piques--usually .19., % | Ssenppige ln 1 SILKS Friday. * ineh Teited Foutards—nea' figures—ase't’d colors—value ..... 29 F’y Fig’ Wash Talfetas—valuc 29, .9¢ Minch White Washable Habutals. .49 Natural color Pongees—value .%S,. 89, Ewiey Lawn, Ki NOTION SPECIALS Peiday. Nickel Safety Pina—8 sises—3 ae” | Package Pins—4 papers,......... 5 Mohalr Tie Laces—bik, and tan, 6 4) Hose Supparters—ratin and sateen pade—4 ove 14! ee Dress ht weight—sines 3, 4, vi. bets tape-—%4 yd plece.. LINENS AND TOWELS Friday, All Tdnen Batin Damaske—Cream and white—6 inch—value .7....... 50 All Linen Satin Damask Napki Nand @ ine don usually, 0. . Linen Dish Towele—value fol, Seonay * ahveieg Towels— Turkish Towela—Cream White | suitable for Fropet Housea—Special . 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Taffeta pus (HcvRlGe PM secscecesessceeeeee COB Paes one Cheviot ané Tan or satin tin Hningeevalue %.. wanrrene AND KIMONOS wetday. et h ruttl qin ale ea re eo) | Were bedded WAISTS beep | White Lawn—front, of wi be my tucks prerenter iris eo . value ci Remember We Close All Day Saturday’ Supply Your Wants Te-merrew. ~— WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR lay Good Muslin Drawers—hem and jue . a4 No matt Ki ae kine Orders, Cambric at aie Digeeten W fancy stylenswalus a) Cambric Corset Cor V or pound anecycembry oF tee tar vag Cambric rand ie full. fancy talus Be sessvnnen “ Muslin Senet 4 tacks, boa 140) © 90) in the ctl ene thick as a bed of mess— aeaeveles hae Wo 1.40 tran Crates since apo ounces, serelts inst’ a Ani % PT a ne 1on| See, Coen a seattle Let's RUGS AND ART SQUARES Friday. Imported Persian Tapestry Rugs— ua fhe’ inch Fg jental designe—value $1.78........ 98 | sha bie Ingrain Art Bq txt yde.—value 92.0.. s.value $3.35 2.30 WG 1ee veins 0 All ‘Wool Brussels Ruge— 910.4 tt.—medallion and on Oriental designs—value $13.00. Sam, tS aig a pees SINORTH BEACH ears se All, Woo! Pi Bhawls— i eee bee PLANAELS & BLANKETS. geiday. Faces Biankete—whit sray and tan ia ise usually 7) einen T Orneve tath “Tra@ing MHampe”) VALUB ts the tople here! +———_—_» Cambric and Nainsook open or Ff so my oe cA ap rut wi Lawn Ved Wa ers Dress, ‘usually ia 4 anata ‘ an e Reena, cream and Arablantor yokes and waiste—value .09. seed Cotton Torchon Lesee~ie tom inch—usually 6 cents... Point Venise Bandings_white cream and Arablan—value Women's White LJ Crush Belte— alte Tn — gS ie ca a cb’ an Ray mandie, some with rae and card case~value 75. Sole Leather Sult coe linen cH Mned—shirt pock: trim’ ga—value 96.96. prone, Py raked a4 fut S cute TOILET ARTICLES 4 Violet $ oa, Bay Rum. _. | Witch Hagel Glycerine Cream, Cold, Borine Tooth Paste.. Fiow Fountain | aa 2. Sand dat... Shower Bath Sprays— 4 {%, rubber (ubing ” 1} and Hand Servte- i Pattee wot backs —wit! without handles and Cambric Night Sobig-tow.. ese fancy color enmmb'y—value peer? Bast.. LACES & EMBROIDERIES, weiday. Pe er a coat captreee BOSTOCKS HOSTOCKS EEE rf LEATHER GOODS Friday. 89 7 [4 to 14 years—value MEN'S FURNISHINGS Friday. = a pata) Te Corded Ma: a9 Balbriggan Spirts ae Drawers... 29 4 CORSETS AND VAITER Ee Bede. Summer Net ani 4 Comgiive ane Nett to Se—ustalty Summer Net pt, Ba were $10.98 to $15.98—to clear.. 0.96 IA MILLINERY IN MISSES’ WEAR Weider iris’ “gy Neck riba to i years—were etliantine and fancy llored—bang ales 6.0 ani IN BOYS’ WEAR Tree: All Wool Knee Pan’ to oa made—value ‘ot bed ts Washable Crash Pests thas a BABIES WEAR Friday. Boys’ and Girls’ Gingham atyleo— tates to 3 Sfedre ral ue .@. Tucked Lawn Cape—value I....45 6) 49 | Cambric Stips—neat trim—value 20 Short White Lawn , French and yoke sty’ ©... Ae CHILDREN'S UNDERWEAR Prigen. : ™ Corset Coren oe ribbon rae va 8 tual Night Deaware= “Goods 1 to 0 Sears—value ceeeensencene BD Cambriec and Lea gl Drawere— energy or og 3 avd Grrtoed Vyabadine Skiri—