The evening world. Newspaper, July 5, 1904, Page 12

ety errr THE » EVENING # WORLDS » HOME w MAGAZINE. x ; hy The Mushand | stoeeeereerorosonooeserecssorssenoosoonoonessesoons SERED TD EETDEES OPOOSOOSCOOSSEOODEDOSIOSSSODESEDS Che EP carorio Who will Mary Jane and Her Tabby Fool the Doctor. # w& by the Press Publishing Company, No. 8 to @ Not Argue s r) r a r r A Little Game of Make-Believe on the Day Alter Celebration. | Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omice Goal » —_o—- By Nixola Greeley-Smith. | ; it THE CONEY ISLAND TROLLEY WAR. t * The! ant!-doutle-fare trolley war in Brooklyn pre- * at New York as Second-Class Mali Matter, Wa x awn t NoISIN VOLUME 48....0.05 csssseeeeeesNO, 18,688, lisa By Martin Green. Aes ! [OW DEAR, oraR! DONT LET Now .rom, YO paar H ; bal Ww = es vege aspects we : rah aoa to be seiind ‘“ always ; | Taye ap day OF) EUR ON ANG iy == How the Favorite Sons table to the companies involved. H sa eath | ‘ : Y poues |) ME EE GIy : t i ‘ win mend SURPRISE! Are Laying The Appellate Division of the Supreme Court having| @ecided against « charge of more. than one fare for a! Continuous ride to Coney Island, why ts not that decision, * peapected by the officials pending its reversal or other! i, ina Nice Stock ot Booms. ¥ there was never any hance for any kind ot an argument $o a wife out in| Kansas City tentl (By Telegraph to The Evening Worl!) T. LOUIS, July 4.—"I see.” said the Cigar Store Man, 'S “that about every high-browed representative of Who are clearly in the right in refuaing to pay the extra Livorce wax based A woman friend of fare for which this high judicial authority pronounces Sey viel ie te them not Hable? testified that she fs ‘The “bouncer” has no plage on the cars of a public-| had complained to her that her husband was not firm enough. But notwithstand _ Wervice corporation. The act of. putting him there ts in| jo tis grave countercharge the com \ effect « violation of the law by the company and what! plainant was awarded a decree on the feaistance there has beon on the part of passengers would| “y2nt Of desertion according to the usual appear ve been aggravated its officials, That| feminine point of view, the lady really ak hs had something to complain of, and not | ‘ sttitude seems in the ciroumstances to be without excuse |. few wives of meek, long-suffering hus > fe-fustifieation bands will sympathize with her © ‘The American husband, more than any Tt will be time for the company to take strong meas-| other in the world, is apt to inflict the tedium of too much ainiability on his tres when the higher court reverses the decision. The arennco saving Abkae: methods of the officials meantime tend to provoke a dis-| For the American woman {s undoubt- edivy fond of argument, possibly be- ts wher verging on a serious disturbance of the pears for cause she likes to hear herself talk and \ which they will populariy be held to be responsible. realizes that she talks best in thu heat ae of di jon, of the convention is like carrying a pound of butter im & paper bag on a hot day,” remarked the Man Iligher Up. “The patriots here who are shouting the praises of ' the favorite son of this or that State arise every morn- ing with the sun and go through the papers like flies through a candy store looking for their names, The custodians of the booms of the favorite sons. hutt inte‘ the limelight, all the time circulating words and mazuma with great freedom. To find the favorite sons you will have to seek the remote corners of the hotel lobbies, where they are hiding themselves from people whe wouldn't know them from a freight car full of ontons if they went around tagged, “This, Rollo, Is the age of organization. To get a real adult boom in working order requires concentrated work and the expenditure of many miles of the long green, ‘The successful boom {fe put on the ways a year or more’ in advance of the convention, and when {t Is launched the principa's and sypers have been rehearsed until the latter are perfect. To puncture a boom like that is akin f ov i . ‘ hit the village has Gisposition by the Court of Appeals? Why Instead of an led In court. justh > the sovereign people that has ‘ tying the refusal to f * pbedient compliance with the law as interpreted by the eturn to live with tog parca for some favorite son concealed about bis * pourt must recourse be had to foree to eject pass er husband, upe > 5 A he bea bed i pti which “ale mult syn “ i “Nursing one of these booms that is born on the eve U X - Sa =] PIED FDOT IO SSS SOS SOSH SS LOOP OTS OSS GE TES Do you know,” said a forlorn newly | | 4 THE “ DEFI" FROM THE POOI.-ROOMS., | imported Englishman the other day | q “There ” ri ‘the American women are charming rt hol {i h ith b ball bat.” 4 fg no way to stop us,” declares one of the to puncturing holes in the ocean with a basebal it, Hy . joct-room men who are atill in the business, although | “M4 ti that, and after one has known |; “What good does It do a man to have a boom that dies > fhe Western Union Telegraph Company {s out of ft. It] thing lacking in the women of uther |,‘ | of infantile disorders the minute the real goods arrives sa bold “defi,” but at the moment there is much, ap-| nations, but really I find it very hard : on the secne’’ asked the Cigar Store Man. “Generally,” answered the Man Higher Up, “it enablea him to go back home and get his note discounted at the First National Bank,” The Language of Cats, Caleb Johnson, of Unity, Mo, has emulated Prof, Garner, of monkey language fame, by staying at home and studying the speech of cats, Jolinson is a man of Mberal education, having been graduated from an Eastern college, who prefere » to live the life of a hermit, surrounded with forty-eight cats, to mingling with the world and dealing with more common- * | place situations. He lives alone and from morning to night , makes records on a phonograph to his pets’ caterwauling, It ts his contention that cats have a medium of communti- } | cation based on the mew, purr and more strident notes of | thelr vocal organs, He claims to have classified the different calls for various kinds of food and drink, and maintains that he can tell by the Inflection of the cat's voice whether the animal wants water or milk, When one of his peta Is hungry he locks It up in a room with a phonograph loaded with the + | receiving record, When wéll fed and contented he places @ to talk them—they hat y parently, to back it up. For fully 60 per cent. of the] ‘0 lth lo them=they have so many)’ pool-rooms embarrassed by recent police activities are) They not only have these opinions, but gald to be running again very smoothly and with no] they like to express and to discuss hem, and what chance of discussion is| 7 more than the old dangers of interference. therewith 8 . | Perhaps, indeed, the perils of the papl-roqm managers) pounce at the bi ¥ are less than of olf. No longer are there leased wires| don't understand the interest he (nkes ¥ in. politica, o@ It really dosan't mak Of the Western Union to serve as clues to the locations| 1° Miao ice which aide wine and tn Of rooms, Race newy 1s now sent from the track by prl-| Government will go on anyway, nod vate messages to estabdliahed centres, whence ft is dis-| his head In meek acqu‘escence and goes ited by telephone. And Justice Gaynor decides that] reading his paper? T , the mere collection and distribution of such news is no wai eh Gambeiatiog sh ba tie ° offense. never does anything else, His refusal | “ Capt, Goddard Insists that if the telephone company] ‘9 discuss the numberless great and| , would co-operate with the police, as the Western Lege peep toyr Mp Silo ogahy pan 4 has done, the pool-rooms would speedily be put out an unmistakable alr of superiority about *Sexistonce, Perhaps. Certainly the telephone managers] it that even though we know he does should summon the moral caurage to try the experiment, | !t !n raiseworthy attempt to pre- "Bat the detectives are not to give over because the prob- tee ave mana Pie soornfully thrust aa Jem is harder and the “hello” people are complatsant.| Husbands can be, and frequently are, © Just an surely as there is a reasonable law to protect the a kind, for too much kindness im- " plies patronage to @ mind prone to Irri- gafeluded—otten felt-deluded-—viettms of epnecienceleas| Pilss patron he danoneaes 4 nwo y: gamblers there must de a way to enforce It. The police! iitely’ repels the mental Pear ty Hyon ; an qoare appointed to find that way. that {9 the moot exasperating form of What American .woman i Wew Names for a Distingatshed ‘ ving or Blocum disaster added eight names to botany in Europe has not been ot honor. The crop of heroes of that tragedy has out-| ! a fs ‘the boiling point by becom- numbered to a gratifying extent the Iist of the cowardly |‘ involved in an argument with — for Ragtime. ww wo # How to Keep Pianos from Discoursing Coon Songs Late at Night, | Mr, Johnson as uncanny. The spectacle of a tall, gaunt man standing in the middie of the road, hoiding animated con- versation with a big tomcat strikes them as delng very queer. P. M. Curfew Bell 3 Queer Jap Customs, ‘ Japanese ladies have been known to do without stockings " to maintain the harmony between beautiful French slippers A European, and just wh THe Ragen: and magnificent French evening dresses, I have been served i, and the incompetent. The eMoient performance of duty was getting ty Rune y yighed ig aah arracneaer s by a Japanese hosler who did without everything he did not a in the face of danger and in conditiong of exhausting shrug of superiority, the smile of Ti6 ELEVEN supply himself—he had a shirt, a collar and tie, and scartpin 7M s fatigue by members of all city departments engaged 1M | carceiy vetied contempt and heard the O'CLOCK An! and studs, but no trousers, And the effect of their absence bg ~ the work of relief was a feature of the disaster qver to { be remembered with pride, It was a severe tent, under- ©) gone to the city’s eminent satisfaction, words, “Ah, madam, you are doubt- leas right; with such eyes, such lips, Xo, &e., how coyld you be otherwise? ah you know I never argue with a lady.” THE NEW GANG OUTBREAK. There {9 no question, howuver, that Ry The recent riotous demonstration of an east de) the man who refuges to argue is enaler x * png in Fi ith street is followed by the appearance of|to Hve with than he who (s ready to break he “dock gang” in the open with an attack on a market he Re yells OF against every 7 {watchman against whom they hed a grudge of 1008] Women seldom pause to retest that @tenting. Their victim was game, and one of the gang's) ™ybe the poor thing hasn't any ‘members ts dying from a ballet wound, “knowing who|°P/nions after all, nor imagination - | ri enough to invent | Tehot btm but refusing to say a word.” It in the code ot| tne enine ur om Feel steel | was heightened by his wearing braces, because he sold them, | The Jupanece do not kiss, If a Japanese girl knows how te | kiss 1t shows the work of a foreign instructor; she does it | as an accomplishment, not as an enjoyment, The Japanese, have no peus and ink, but they make a very good shift with | & painting-brush, The Japanese houses have no chimneys, ® | and you are never warm enough until the house catches fire, | The Japanese have beef and no mutton, Japanese bells, lke S sicauees belles, have no tongues, Japanese snakes have no " > | poison: Japanese muste has no harmony, The Japanese alphabet !s not an alphabet, but a selection of seventy useful Ideograms to disjense with the 3,000 in ordinary use by. the Chinese, Ye'uu HAve Ter CHOKE OFF THAT RAG-Time! WHY, THAT'S Just THe TIME RAG=Time ShouLo BEGIN! Ps 3 3/ « 4 3 2 @ i ul i )-8-9-3-6-2 -3-@. « > a | Harlem s2 well as of Bowery rufignism. The wounded oeeceentiseieniens 6 Bells to Prevent Storms. : a (man knows that the gang knows an¢ thet accounts will 2] An instance of the absurdity of some of the notions hela x be squared; it fe not the business of the polio, SOME OF THE 4 | bY our ancestors was the notion that the ning of church @ | bells had a counteracting effect in a thunderstorm. It was 4 But it will certanly be the business of the police, now BEST JOKES + | supposed that the vibration of the air caused by the move .c that the gang das come out from cover, to see that It {| ment of the bells resulted in the dissipation of the electrie 4 suppressed and that thase who will be dplegated to 4 | fuld in the alr, The bellef was so common at one time that ’ feasry out the work of private vengeance are put where OF THE DAY, |: : thie: peveeta) Wad the Selle Fune Ad. a0ey bo beg teds, ge ‘E | proaching thunderstorm were seen, Sclehce now holds « % are powerless to do further harm, The time seems _——. @ | contrary opinion. Not only does the sound have no posefble , , -}@pportune for another campaign against ruffianism, of HER FA 4 effect on the air, but the vibration created by tle sound of a, ; ‘Which there has recently been too general an outcrop- shi MILE | bell upon m cloud charged with electricity may cause tt t f |Ping. The etone-throwers, the peace-disturbere on “L" rigid hist pre eald. te poem to GARBAGEMERE | discharge {ts contents upon the ringer of the belt in t (reins and the gang proper in its more violent lawless-| von. aha otieh, “then. you 41an't | 4 AM. BL ioe $ Ca — ? ‘{ eee call for vigorous repressive moasures on the part| mean that my face is a magazine poem | 3 3 . eb the police, to you?’ —Chicago Record-Heraid, The “Fudge” Idiotortal, IDIOTORIAL PAGE OF THe EVENING FUDGE HORRIBLE IDEA, ATHLETICS AND SCHOLARSHIP, tt beuyiais bak te fe, * ‘Another farmer boy comes to the front {n the com-| In Just about a week Mencement season as the winner of college honors.| 4! himan beings would feel nurt SSVQa_osx» ) Warren BE. Schutt, the Cornel! junior who hea been And hone of them would speak Ts FARO, Yow many we © © ‘selected to hold @ Cecil Rhodes scholarship at Oxtord, =Weshington Mae. gacart Why Bolsters Cannot Swear. cated inatigan £ |W born in a farm-house, educated in a country school HI8 FORETHOUGHT, The Commen Penies Firat Real New Yatan ew F'and prepared tor college at the Ithaca High School, Tommy, you must not olids down i} Pegs nada topped to THINK | v iT Mi lustrade: ‘ An ifteresting thing about Schutt {s that while rai oat FOU heed Jou ented ee q wy Rh Oat bo SSS ar _ By ing bigh in scholarship he became his university’s| ll to go vusy on the vow star car. raletwee No, 1 db nN tative athlete—“the greatest cross-country run-| P* Cincinnatt Commercial ‘Tribune. 1 Y THe llocnock bags recht aa hii ‘ner ever turned out at Cornel!” and the two-mile inter- NOT DELIBERATE. \ *PagLoen ‘As you sink in on your laithlul bolder de ' sollegiate champion. He is captain of the Cornell track| “Jo"ny.” sald his mother, tm afral LOTT, tealige how gratelul you should ada team. you told me a deliberate taueheed id I YY A pe res eg sep yy mamma,” protested nan awful hurry hot heap you awake by bursting into a torgent of profanity? Are, * you vafficlantly grateful that your bolster does not splil the sllence of the night with pyrotechnics of blasphemy? De you haow whom you have to thank that betstery do not pwear? YOU HAVE TO THANK THE EVENING FUDGE? Tha Editor of this paper foresaw haw annoying ond demorab laing it would be if bolsterr swore all nlght, 10 ha wrote to Mayer |) MeClellan and HAD TT STOPPED: Sach ls the power of the | Evening Fudge that NO bolster hai EVER sworn or even wl. ! Sehutt’s record should do mush to counteract the Jobnny, “Tt (Prevalent impression that college athletes are deficient| St. Paul Dispar ! fo student qualities. It is an-erroneous impression. The —_—__ dR patlege athlete is not often either an {dler or a meiahor| the “fast set.” it has been shown at Oxford and Cam- that athleti¢ preeminence is not incompatible with ey in scholarship, and in this country a census Auating classes would revea! oarsmen and foothail wel up on he honor ist j @ill be found- that the encrgy and endurance and trol which make for success in eports frequently @ surpluc of judustry for application to study | ian WHT ROT PUSH THe OCBAM BACK FROM yun Shona AvERy wignr P ATS ROAR oisTuRS® SOME Puorie. FEE OED SARG F258 ei CP GHPAHSES THEY'RE MARRIED. Now's the time you nee them going Somewhere on a little trip Everybody's looking knowing he notes the lady's grip ‘ourse! the man’s aitsntion a doubt leaves little room It's superfluous to mention ‘That the pair are bride and groom > » > In response to numerous complaints Sanitary Supt. Murray, of Queens County, has issued an order that all pianos at Edgemere, L. I., shall? + tase playing jromptly at \1 o'clock every evening. ° POD00-48 IAIDIAIG INDE SAO NESHIO SG MADEDEEDEIED 400984 1464086564464 0908 4458950960048-400006840400889 2 o LETTERS, QUERIES AND ANSWERS o 2 Little do they know that littered Matr—Applicants for ‘ {] Rice grains ie ground the aisle, either in the idlotorial or in its heading. positions as teachers w Necrn ; tron Elaht Nounde. in the New York Evening World, Tt} thetic care and kinduoss at reosonaile diction any effort for o ‘able ac- WANT. 10 satisfy “tye Morrie Cv That ts why the porter tttered, | | ft omfortable ac-) CIROULAY fe yunty (N, J.) Board us That's what made the brakeman || 7°, '%* Mltor of The Evening World | the good work go on. I am already charges? Now that the heathen at| Commodations at rates compatible with mH Must not part thelr hair in the middie or “show phe akeman} ‘How long did the last fight between| gooley L A. |home and abroad are generously pro-| Sender purses? T. ©. i. Of being a dude.” Old prejudices dip hard Now's the time os bed Chain ote im Jeffries and Bob Fitzsimmons jasi*! “Reat Homes.” | vided for, and the slume and rese No Legal Restriction, 6 youths to whom the designation of dude {1 in thie merry month of Junn F. Bs. | To the Rattor of The Evening World: houses flourishing, would It not be well| A save that @ President in this coun- ly be made to apply, and who could teach the shoot straight, divide their hair sym- | entre, The football teams are full of | Idlotorials Make Him Gooky. Cannot something be done for the es-|for tha churckes and benevolent go-| tt¥ can be herd Spy a Jo the Réitor of The Evening World | acasloneans of Rest Homes under be- | cleties to-give somo consideration to the! Be c08 be want Pav yee, pees T am & close observer of events and| nevolent management, minus red tape) needy better class of sufferers, whose A. ik. ef keep tab on the world's progress by tyranny, where worthy people cf mod-| refined instincts’ decline common’ hd ; oi ie qa | Teading the Bvesing Fudge ldlotorials| erace means gould fod shelter, sympa-|charity, bop would welecwe aac ie i ’ . ~ Everything about them showing They are on their honeymoon —Chicago News. 2a all lh lle atin ll ait: