The evening world. Newspaper, June 15, 1904, Page 14

| hed by ihe Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to @ | Wark Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Otice at New York as Shcond-Class Mail Matter, NO. 18,639. “VOLUME 44. TO-MORROW, THE SUBURBAN! ‘For twenty-one seacons the announcement ‘@bove has thrilled the racegoers who have found them- selves in the metropolitan vicinity in June, lished in 188i, the Suburban Handicap is the oldest fix- ture of its nature on the American turf. About its “Fecords cluster some of the most sensational incidents fm the race-ruuning of the country. ‘To veteran fol- lowers of sporting events the mere mention of the race is sufMfcient to stir memories of Pontiac, Troubadour, Eurus, Saivator, Loantaka, Lowlander, Ramapo, Gold Heels and others in a long list of equine monarchs. The horse last named, the winner in 1902, I» crevditod with the #ecord for the event up to date, 2.5 1-5, Gen. Munroe, owned by B. J. McElmeel, won the first Suburban in 2.113-4. In 1885, Pierre Lorillard, who bad | become a unique figure in racing three years earlier by | ‘winning the English Derby with an American horse,| ehief racing event with an English horse. He succeeded | ‘with Pontiac, who beat ‘Richmond out in a handsome ¥ finish in 2.091-2. Troubadour, almost unheard of up to the time of his announcement, won the third Suburban 4m 2.1214 and turned one of the most sensational bet- ting coups in turf history. As an exhibition of the skilful human handling of _ trained animal strength and speed, such an event as the Suburban is a superb spectacle. It is what makes racing “the sport of kings"—ot kings crowned and uncrowned, The association of the turf with the iniquities of the pool-room is unfortunate. It does not, however, affect the wholesome popular interest in what is best in rao- ing, and {t will not prevent a general wish for a favor- Ing day and-crowd for to-morrow’s great running. POISON IN CHEAP CANDIES. In the office of the Deputy State Commissioner of Agriculture is a jar containing a stick of parraffin two {nches long, beside which repose four small and ap- parently harmless cakes covered with chocolate. The paraffin was extracted from similar cakes on which it had been used to cont the chocolate to keep it fresh. The report of the department's chemist states that par affin to the amount\of 8 per cent. has been found in ‘yelvet Kisses.” Varions other cheap candies, which were sold {n street stands and stores near schoo!-nouite, B disclosed traces of oxide of lead and injurious antline 2% 3% “ayes when anulyzed by the agents of the department. Those adulterants are all gastric irritants. They be- come peculiarly harmful in hot weather, when the child- ish digestion is more easily upset. They are undoubted- ly directly responsible for dangerous enteric troubles and contribute largely to the high summer death rate among children. ‘ ‘The department's activity in detecting and suppress~ {ng the sale of deadly “sweets,” supplementing as it does the work of the Board of Health, deserves great praise, To render it tho more effective the offending dealers should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and St aD example made of them-which-will render them loath ‘ “to risk @ second offense. ( ‘Jersey Justice—The conviction of Cannon Im Hoboken fur. * nishes another striking example of the celerity and corm tainty of ‘Jersey justice.” A very nasty case has been handled with discretion, the accused convicted after o . brief trial and the law vindicated with expedition and Gespatch, With a prisoner of relative wealth and social postition in\New York, would the end» of justice have been go well served with so tittle obnoxious publicity? Prece- » @ante€o.noreupport the belief. \ A-NEW WATER WAR DECLARED. Pieteenccessary-no longer to turn to Manchuria and - Estab-| 5 planned a companion coup—the winning of America’s! 3 Is the Ideal pe By Here Girl. oiond tw po PON reading thin! i Interesting com. | munication from x World quoted waiter, who, when a customer or- dered five out of ax enumerated — varie- tes of pio, inquired plaintively concern- Ing the rejected one, with that custard?’ In there anything does not want? ‘The itst of feminine virtues and graces is certainly a pleasing one. And yet a girl might sum them all and not be thor- oughly charming. And she might not measure up to a single one of them and yot be a delight to gods and men, There is @ final charm of youth, an elasticity, a buoyancy of mind and body exceedingly vital men and which {s worth all the catn- Jogued charms that poet, artist or soulp- tor has immortalized, and which, when we come in contact with it, overrides all privoner. There is ecarcely a young man or woman living who has not a fixed con-| ception of the ideal mate that the ‘velled future has in reserve. And a comparieonMot these {deals proves inat mo matter what we are ourselves we! exact perfections from them. Is a man small, mean, ehrivelled, like & frosted apple, in skin and heart? As aurely does he dream of a tall, beautiful goddess who will come to him and make all things glorious, Is a girl plain, poor spirited, anaemic, the hero is none the less an all-conquering giant) capable of bearing the’ world upon his shoulders. Our own-eental or physical shortcom- ings do not tend to make us a whit more merciful to our ideals, Whatever We ore ourselves, he or she upon whom in the far future we will delgn to con- fer our hand must be a matohless deing. Though a man havenot.a tooth of his own left, bis ffleal must display an ‘un- hroken row of faultless tvory, Though Nis baldness cries to heaven, the ideal must have an avalanche of blond or dusky tresses, according ns his taste foes to meridian er midnight splen- lor, ‘The Irtsh servant girl who, when re- Proadhed by her mistress because she noglected to sweep under the beds, in- quired: “Sure, mum, and did ye expect al: the Christian virtues for $3 a month?’ was q greater philosopherthan my of us, Foy tn considering our ideals ‘We expect not only all the Christian vir- tues but all the pagan graces as well, What is the young man’s {deal? A Strange. unbollevable blending of Hel of Troy, Cleopatra, Bt. ‘Theresa and end gisl in the front row of the latest musical comedy. What ts the average gtri's ideal? In it not @ novel mixture of Sir Galalmd, Napoleon, Lard Bryon and the latest popitlar preacher? The young woman described by The Evening World reader at the head of *Qakeradio-tor the -war news ofthe day. There aro stir eet athome; Forty-second street has arisen. In- Qe Ghrerertprevoltthrough the whole district bounded ané@ Fitth avenues, Fiftyninth street and b. Sentral: thoroughfare. Withdretsinphedtaken place a fortnight ago tt would ‘ “ny dirt, To-day, the provocation lies the-water which ts not there, It is not a nes Bra aa aoa Whevete-water-on the-ground—which ie tosay, on the If reafdents of the affected district want any tigher they have to carry ft up, for the ,Waxposationypressure won't, That is the trouble, Big- | on Yewsamins and en infinitely smaller lifting capactty. M@hervuthtod-up:more'than one flight of stairs yawns in ‘ watzxt@? the-bucket brigade gets to work. ‘A Dearing is called for rriday afternoon on behalf ofthe rebels. Imought to be a rouser. There is no matter‘better worth making a big-nolse about than the ‘vater'supply. It is mot less important for Forty-second “‘gtwect to war to a finish now than tt may be for the whole city to get a stick out for Ramapo later. |, Professionalism in College Sports.The action of the Harvard Athletic Committee in barring the crack pitcher, Clarkson, from further participation in the work of the nine Is all the more heroio because it Is taken just before mes with Yale, This firm stand against profession- should accomplish much for the ation of col- Mees pale a MECHANICAL BOOTBLACKING. Machinery has invaded nearly all trades, to thelr géneral improvement, but the mechanical “shine” {s an innovation which does not promise to exercise an ele- vating influence, As a labor-savin, » be without merit. A hate-brushing 4} peared in varlous barber shops some years ago had | many pofnts of economy and eMlciency In its favor, but } mever became popular. Bootblacking, indeed, {s an art in which the tnd!- | Vidaaiity or the artist must find expression to make the Job satisfactory to the customer. One shine may differ from anotner as a Whistler from a pot boiler, In the hands of the artist truly proficient the same materials pay be made to yleld results of splendor {mpossible of attainment to the journeyman. A machine which would Freduce all shines to a dull uniformity of mediocrity ould lower the standard of boothlacking. in the words of one objector, * a fatal defect, Machina bad “oMclal campalgn march," which een so designated by the National Committee, has ba composed by a Providence woman, No doubt it is 6) the Standard of such compositions. Yet the tunes "the boys” will keep step will crop up from me sources, an popular marching device it may not} machine which ap- | this column would, doubtless, be very charming, but take the single item of no false or gold teeth and how many could be found to fill the description. Or no fmlee hair? Hair is the New York girl's weak potnt—unless she ts of; Teutonic or Italian extraction she ts @pt to have much. Oh, enough to do up in an Impressive tower over the wtmost universally indispensable “rat” and to look well, certainly. But sup- pose some Snierprsing theatrical man-' taste for novelty were to onganine Jong- Dallet—soltect for thetr hair alone, lad den © Broadway audience with adi Eade Tusset and golden loc in jot braids, for these aro easily pinned but falling naturally about their ahouldera’ He would have serious dit- ficuity in finding recruits with the Toreanately: for th "ivia, ho 1 nately for the g! wever, all Evening World readers are probably not 80 fastidious on these points, But rach oubtless has some individual require ments in regard to hia ideal which wowd bi: Of general intereat Will not the young men write te The Evening World of what oonatitut Adel RHF, and the voung women tell what, In their opinion, the ran hott be Hie? ‘SOME OF THE BEST JOKES OF THE DAY. —_—_-—. BRAIN NEEDED. Biggs—Upson 1s rather egotistical, yet ho has a powerful brain. Diggs—Yes; ho must have to spend an the thinking he does about himself.— Chicago News, REHEARSAL DEFINED. Patlence—What fs a dress rehearsal? Patrice—Why, that tx when the ballet have thelr clothes on,—Yonkers States- man. A PERFECT FIZZLE. “I suppose you had a perfectly lovely eat Wexford’s house party?’ : it was a fizzle, Mrs. Wextora has so little tact. She was always ar- ranging {t so the men, would have to palr off with thelr own wives."—Chy cago Record-Herald AND TAKES ALL HIS Pay, “Does that young Mrs, Blinkey ‘sup- port her husband? “Support him? You might call Tt that {if you want to. She Saturday night.""—Cle er. Ids him up every Hand Plain Real- AND HE SUCCEEDED. “Beg pardon, sir," sald the walter, with outstretched palm, ‘but ‘aveb't you forgotten something?" “No,” replied the departing guest, “but I'm trying to forget it, Good dav! “| Philadelphia Press, we ‘The € Great “What's the matter | % our preconceived ideals and takes us!‘ | To the Egitor of ‘The On what day did Ju The fact Js that evolution is occurring daily, but so gradual are these changes that it ts bayond our range of vision or knowledge to percelve them. not have been possible that the nrede- ceasors of the bursa race were mon-|and Americ 7) peer Reet Cd DEAR ME- || [THE Gor: OO8S THG LEETLE CHERMAN BAN “THOSE WHO PLAY THEIR OWN MUSIC ON THE PIANO OFTEN ACQUIRE A LUXURIANT GROowWTA OF HAIRS TM9 SORT OF MUSIC Ta GENTS, LET ME. ¢ ¢TELL YoU How ‘To eG OTHE You i's THE i Go co BET ON THE HORSE BACK THE HORSE THAT PASSES os “RESTORE THE MIND To EQUILIBRIUM" P PRODUCES NEIGHBORS WITH MURDER INTHEIR HEARTS» . . We icitelelebtebelebicbictsiebintebebbbitetetelebintet in SUBURBAN WINNER, Do AS T TELL You AND CAN'T _LOSEt,— if You Don't Feel Well Try a bittle Music. \It's Good for the Botts, Falling Hair, Appendicitis, Sunburn or Any Form of Mental Fag. INTHE COLD GRAY DAWN OF THE MORNIN’ AFTER! "RESTORING HIS EQUILIBRIUM” WITH ALITTLE HARP Music. "MUSIC SHOULD BB APPLIED To VICIOUS. CHILDREN “ PLAYERS OW WIND INSTRUMENTS SLOW THEIR HAIR OWT~ eleteietelte fetidelnteteleteiietet ‘ EOPLE LOSE BECAUSE Q fm ATTRA 0, HAIR LESS BRUTE: — CHIN PUSIC CAUSES THE “HHIR TO FALL OUT. an GOOR. ‘How Do You Te Him? He ae a Few Way-Up Sports How to Pick the Handicap Winners £ . THEY ‘HORSE - THEY BACK (THE HORSE THEY THINK WILL WIN- THATS } g Foouishs THATS How To WIN) You CAN‘T LOSE! KNOW IC FOR ; READ IT IN THE aonesTos ce Rrainy \ QOES BALLET music PROOUCE BALDNESS? + CHOWE UP!~ my nuBRYS TRYING TO GROW SOME 1S AIR SHAFT 7 3i6 CON- Oucive Te SLEEP 2-waie! You HEARTLESS Saturday, An to Evolution lite Witor of The Evening r criticises the Darwin theory, koya; » think ume to acquire knowledge. Phus little by little through privation | vo (ie \.utor of The Evening World: and want thets general anatomy ard character changed. Could !t} To the Editor of Tho Evening World: Tam oa Bags that these monkeys had nothing. of age, but T would Ike ty) tind my at but to eat? But a time exact age, How can I fnd it? wren they had to migrate POH. Te earch of food and other requisites of} Write to the clerk of the London par ‘To supply these wants they had/ish in which you were born, This they dlu.| Try ¥.™ A, Gymnasium, N.C. Hin Age. @ Kindly tell me the name of some not very expensive gymnasium. & Which Should He Prefer To the Bditor of The Hvening To Lear an, born in London, AY 95: EN ee the Mare he geet fre vanens. World Iam a young lady of twenty-four bk ebm apa 2 8 LETTERS, QUERIES AND ANSWERS. we ae BACK THE WRONG wg THE 2 EVENING # WORLD'S # HOME w MAGAZINE. w& By Martin Green. cheap rate from Europe !s bringing in a lot over,” replied The Man Higher Up. “We are all immui- = grant Worse than His $22.50 Brother? of undesirable immigrants.” “Maybe that’s what the conservative New grants, in a sense, except the Indians. If somebody hadn’t emigrated from somewhere in Europe years ago ba | SEE,” said The Cigar Store Man, “that the Yorkers were saying wen our ancestors cam@ you wouldn't have your name on a elen in front of a store. “Yon will notice that the hardest screamer against | undesirable immigrants is the man whose ancostor came over here with a $5 bill and a sheepskin shirt, Kneither of which was changed on the voyage. It Is nov apparent to me that there is a marked difference be. tween the immigrant who pays $9.60 for his passage and the immigrant who pays $22.50, or whatever the regular rate is. Neither of them is likely to have much but ambition on landing. It is not to be expected that immigrants should be afflicted with elephfntiasis as the ,) bank-rell. “There seems to be a general fear that the $9.60 {m- migrants are going through our restriction laws like @ basebal) through a plate-glass window. . If there is any “eason wiy an undesirable immigrant is more likely te | get in because he paid only $9.60 for his passage thpo ff he had paid a larger sum I wish somebody would translate it (o me, Our laws were passed to be enforced. If they are not cnforced It is the fault of the immigra tion authorilies. “The holler against Immigration is not new. Tt {e the same scream that went up when the Irish and Ger- man immigrants were coming so fast that timid persons feared tne name of New York would be changed to O’York or Yorkbiatt. There is the foundation for a lot of good citizens in this bunch that is landing now.” “They tell me,” remarked The Cigar Store Man, “t®at these ‘mmigrants never bathe.” “The immigrants haven't got any edge over a lot of people born right in this town in that respect,” repliet The Man Higher Up. The “Fudge” Idiotorial. EVENING FUDGE The Japs are / WIDE AWAKE peo- AIDIOTORIAL PAGE OF THE The Reason Why All Oure Editions Arc So Far ff pic. Haverxeat ever. ' Ahead of the Clock. think WHT? You | Midnights thot Come Eariter OFTEN, butalways In the middle of the block... Cable cars{ and auiiomobiles will serve to MAKE YOU se to think at) the Interscction of cross streets, BUT that is another matter. if WE wu tell you why the Japs are wide awake pee- | j} Die. “tls BECAUSE when it is MIDNIGHT In New Yorn! it ls 9.45°A, M, in Yokohama, Kew Yorkers are at a DISADVANTAGE. This paper | Proposes to REMEDY this. You NEED NOT write to i Mayor McClellan. The Savings Banks need not even redistribute their funds'In the order set down in the City Directory. HK WE WILL DO IT without assistance In this way. HEREAFTER our 11th EDITION, containing all the news’ |] up to 4 P, M., will be issued at 7.32 A. M. Our 13th, or MIDNIGHT editlong will Issue before any reputable saloon sets out Its morning free lunch. ALL OTHER editions will be {ssued accordingly. \ We confidently EXPECT to make the face of a clock look like a Fourth of July PIN-WHEEL to the readers of } the-EVENING FUDGE. & \d Census(\Clippings, Less than 7 per cent. of the power used in manufacturing | plants in the United States 1s electric. ‘The population of the Philippines 1s 6,976,574, and of this number 650,000 belong to wild tribes. ‘The foreign trade of the United States last year was nearly $2,c00,000,000, including {mports and exports. ‘his breaks ail records of all nations as long as history has been written, The United States sold $193,000,000 worth of breadstufts abroad last year, an increase of $4,000,000 over the previous year, It 1s estimated by the Census Bureau that a protongea Eu repean war would Increase the price of brendstults im tne” United States until bread would become a juxury, even t¢ the residents. America is the greatest wheat-producing nation in the world, The sam@Is true of cotton, these two rorming the prinefpal staples of moderh commerce, with tron and wool holding a tle for third pifice, > INFORMATION WANTED. Black In Not a Color, To the Editor of The Evening World: Is black,a color? BL. —Inquiry and Answer in Evening World. Who'll tell me this id In language plain? Won't some kind soul Rise and explain? Black Js'no color? No, But the negio's black? That's so, Hut he's a colored man? Agreed? Why, yes! Of such a quéstion there's no need! Right!» And the Indian's red? Oh, quite! But red's a color? two years, Lately he -tells me hig ; ¥ re 2 i. mocher and sister are first in his heart Tut hele: ND aoipres An Ts NOt Ne! Won't readers please decide which Just call him one, and then you'll see! Should bo first In a young man’s hear’ Now that's what's puzzling = “a other ait eater? is Intended or-his mother ort satan? Me like fun! ‘Ciy Hall, New York a ‘Tofthe Kastor of The ning We Where shall I address My “totter to Mayor McClellan? Pronounced “Welsh Rabbit.” yatta ey « Red's a color, Wtack ts none. when why, in the name Of any saint, Is the black man colored And the red man ain't? == Why Is the $9.60 Immi, \ ue