The evening world. Newspaper, June 9, 1904, Page 14

a Ate a Wwe TREES, SE a me on ae (yore TE EL ET RC ea Ne mmo yg THE # EVENING w WORLD'S # HOME # MAGAZINE. L The Human Gook That Carries an Umbrella. wt a a 2 rr) He or She Causes More Commandments to Be Broken than Any Other Idiot Nuisance in Se a v4 Ss hes VOM _ Bt THE PROGRESS OF AN UMBRELLA VITSU EXPERT 14 bove and the orld Hotel Man. qublished by the Press Publishing Company, | J\ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Oflice | B ; at New York as Second-Class Mat] Matter. “VOLUME 44........ =No, 16,633, |Nixola Grecley-Smith. AN ANDREW H. GREEN MEMORIAL. | cane, pend began to play. When ft Among the eleven suggestions submitted for a) ,,,Sh holds vour hana and vou weld ore men on the Hoor rose up, waved 1 public memorial to the late Andrew H. Green, the sixth | |poly napkins and cherred hi hy after | corner of this great read: : and mighty nation.—Report of the Hotel | % s as follows: |‘Men's Banquet. | A memorial bridge, as, for instance, the Biackwell’* es | Island Bridge. | HERE has never Does not a natural expansion of this idea suggest T pe meer oa the transformation of Blackwell's Island itself into the, 1 the all-pervading| Andrew H. Green Island Park? Bre Meet NGLeE| The proposition is not new that the mile and a halt han th strip of beauty planted by nature in the middle of the ‘ y By Martin Green. va Unparalleled ‘Heroism of Seven Men in Arresting One Woman SEB," said The Cigar Store Man, “that four de- os] ) tectives, two policemen in uniform and an As- sistant District-Attorney succeeded in arresting Hannah Elias after a terrific struggle on the part of the, front door of the house.” F “Don't overlook the resistance offered by the seven- weeks-old baby," remarked The Man Higher Up. “% Ola Summer East River should furnish something better to the JP’ Mine bane ae have it from the very best authority that the baby tried ePublic service than lodging places for indigents and oti the United Staten: Cee tu bite Detective-Sergt. Fogarty’s ear off and made des »cerlminals. There has been an opinion widely expressed Romance that sur-! ANGLER perate efforts to knock some of the 1’s out of the name vives In the heart of| ‘that the present and unappreciative Inhabitants of | Wie a al ‘ ® Blackwell’s should be housed somewhere in the roomy | mortal—for, of all midnight arrest of Hannah Elias, a deed that will ring ““Bronx and that the island should be given over to meen te has most ppnertunlty, st meses | . j y ; round ekeoele ey gular ae ores that “ é} sformation | Urine human passions an Ss | ‘3 | the law officers o is city are a bunch of heodlums. ., at P ar occupation: ee ue Gi oath yell. be upd eee ml ae ec “These are atrenuous days, Theodore, days of the Brikte Tigre play ETOUnGS, Fi Yersie Oro ats el ceapallons) te | axe, the crowbar, the billy club and the polfceman's observation, of Detective-Sergt. Flannelly. It was a noble deed, the How A womans 5; Shaded pavilions and—in view of the dedicatory SUg-| Tove in all its ampects is revealed to| PARASOL hoarse voice threatening to break the door down. People i gestion here made—a memorial tower and building for Fer ete Sayeed aeteare dare lel Looks | in other parts of the country must think that we are , “4 ite x iitiple for: °. public gatherings which could be artistically connected] iy, "seen the young bride clinging to ACTION hard up for a chance to prosecute somebody here, when ‘with the bridge now under construction. her husband's arm, her every look a| 4 we have to send an Assistant District-Attorney and a benediction, her every motion a caress. Reference has been made to the natural beauty of | Kenpdiction. her evens pay i weasttrerwih Blackwell's Island. This attribute fits it for park pur-} her the intoxicailon of Jove In ite x + 1 ollwer. Put where ere the brides of “poses in a general way. Its location adapts it well to erevent the particular commemorative purpose which is under] etter than any one else he knows. +» consideration. for year after year they come back to him, brides no longer, with faces that Mr. Green’s life work was not for a borough. It} \gnten tesa at Aiaih popromch ioe lithe of i i icipality. He wa$| once-loved man thun at the diwcovery was for a united and splendid municipality. H Speciale Lich sateen aat not the “Father of Manhattan,” but “of Greater New|, te morning's advertisements. He York.” No single’ memorial could be built which should see Bomar at Ga ae reeeab oe Seach or even overlook the five divisions of the COn-| or speculating in bucket-shops, while i i i st| their hustands alternate between the a solidated city, but the transformed island uw Wie East cool refreshment of the bar and the River would stand at an approximate centre Of} revered exhilarution of the gambling metropolitan interests, to be wholly claimed by no uenke Bee ent imo-ervtilece ver “Ssh section. brides in the group of women that ral le vous lock or iz, Mr. Green once stopped a movement to pre. gee caren, watching the cl 4 . . . . * ting their watohes, or writing sent to him, on his eightieth birthday, a costly silver] votes to say they won't wait anv longer, vis rsonal recognition of} in hls reception room, And he may token. He wished no purely pe: en Ag) bles reeeren om Ana tes mee his labor of loye. It cannot be doubted that, could) ;oing tmband whom he sew having he speak to-day, he would veto any suggestion of a supper in his cate thie niet betore, with , ) A a noley crowd er an statue or a mural monument. But this turning of an} jiorts. ‘ori annex into a public bless-] “ater he may even furnish the last island gem from a notorious Pi Ness-) aster hes mas Jeven. turnin the re ing—his great heart would warm to it as a project, |renchea the end of hin rope, sovers it and it would surely be a splendidly worthy scheme to ellie convenient muller aeae “carry out in his name. are allke the hotel man's guests, provid- Sos ed they come to him in quiet, orerly Deferred Sabway Hope The date net for the opening of | guise and have tho price. the subway for traffic has been shifted forward another And yet notwithstanding this, when month, from Sept. 1 to Oct. 1. Optimistic citizens will | these observers of a nation’s most ro- accept the new date as final, from force of habit. ‘Those | mantic and most sordid happenings got grown less credulous will be content to welcome the first | together, at the hotel men’s banquet, 1 Magistrate to rout a man eighty-four years old out of | bed at night and force him to sign a criminal complaint | when all he wants is the return of his presents. ‘ “Of course, Hannah Elias was a desperate woman, # Although she said repeatedly that if a warrant was fx’ j sued for her she would give herself up, the District 4 Attorney and the police knew that she had a Gatling gun i In the front hall, a cannon at the head of the stairs and a mine of dynamite outside her boudoir. Didn't Kato, ( the Japanese butler, have a sword, a pistol, a shotgun, a razor and a bomb concealed under his kimono?” “The officers of the law certainly did things up tn style In this case,” commented The Cigar Store Man. * “No, they didn’t,” replied The Man Higher Up. “They ° took her downtown in a cab. To be consistent they should have wheeled her to Headquarters in a pushcart with bells on it and a brass hand in the lead.” « The Gook. To FIT THE CRIME GIVE EM A REAL SPEAR~ AN UMBRELLA 1S A CLUMSY WEAPON... { Use Compressed Alr Bricks for Building!§ PRESSED AIR: / CAN BE STILL! Evening Fadge Scientists maxe# FURTHER COM-+ an theredible Di Is ' (cooyrt thy te Plime Pun: co) PRESSED INTO | ca r When Not Playing the Hose They Will Play Music. THE FORM OF, i BRICKS! The EVENING FUDGE herewith draws the! fj attention of the BUILDING DEPARTMENT to the new and; ‘wonderful opportunities this discovery affords. ' Let ALL future buildings be CONSTRUCTED OF} THESE AIR BRICKS, Thus every room in a whole flat- + ( City) will be WHOLLY composed of these compressed air f bricks. Then ANY ONE can SEE THROUGH us, The only drawback to the scheme consists in the , fact that every time a cyclone, passes the alr bricks MAY + Join in the procession and LEAVE THE BUILDING BRICK. +/: LESS. But in that case THIS PAPER will see that! cyclones are STOPPED, or cise that they are converted into CIRCULATION HOT AIR, | ; i Save your compressed air bricks. and BUILD! LIVE ON 4 BLOCK WHERE THERES AN ENGINE ~HOUSE?’ Sy, There is a prospect of definite and immediate action| sense that have the power to soften t by the Borough President and Park Commissioner of|the tartest hearta. to overcome the ; “ Brooklyn looking to the erection of a public bath-house | Wisdom of ine wisest head, end or pn the city's property at Coney Island. President Tittle | ¢1-) the aimilusioned man of the world ton és also trying to secure an additional appropriation | and the momentarily softened criminal for @ surf bathing pavilion. to, common. molet level of sentimen- ‘This will be gratifying news to thousands of fre- There tow parsons 40 disillusioned mmer= ..quenters of the island to whom a sea bath under the | $000 poumn e t r the sucsner ne ‘present conditions {s a probibitive luxury. The absorp-| tan the amiling, seerent Leont ones tion of the ocean front by the island resorts has deprived | {a abi to tne cucenvinns 5 ee ne an 4 “to Harlem In fifteen minutes” train as a satisfactory | the surviving sentiment of their hearts (fj house, from cellar to roof, will be light and AIRY! Di Chrintmas offering. Meantime the public ts accorded the| stirred at the first bare of the most|s J yt # ~— Chief Croker Has Issued an Order Permitting Firemen Not on Duty to Worry Musical Instruments. There will then be NO need for extra AIR-shafts, nor ' $ % t “privilege of int ting a completed subway station and | foolishly ecntimental song that was i] AREA-ways. Each bullding thus constructed can also! ¢ Lp | left free to make its own estimate of the time when | ever written, and to a man they rose boast of an AIRIER AREA than c’er another in the! { through trains will be running. ne cheered “The Good Old Summer vicinity, ‘ ime."" : ae ou ‘ wa . 2 . - The EVENING FUDGE'S new bullaing (which Is to j It ds a strange fact ero ' bad. FREE BATHS FOR CONEY ISLAND. iSsaaeliapiatitecdse? pirates plied Now nowo"you TIKETT | | be erected MIDWAY between Manhattan and Jersey \ / ’ tender, half-envious the poor visitor of bathing facilities which should be| Teimnobay tt one, te net freepeed Og »; fee to-him or procurable for a trifling fee. dest thing in Ife is to have preserved ‘The eanitary usefulness to the olty during the heated | Wwemmiurdred, the, memory of the iilu- how term of public bath-houses thus favorably situated 1s) No metter how badly the world may @eviows. Indirectly they would do much to reduce the every human heart @ treagure house of | work of ‘tho Board of Health. terest moments and make glorious the t ft life. Stes Gnuay?” Tun tagovenest ot tor tone| AF ete ited Se oe BI _ oor ‘es rt ie mor: ve cal . @rough the Targer property interests has brought with certain, bene pact es rot ornare w unfallin 8 @ goal of .prices to correspond which makes the en-| Sitnrsisan for the songs which cele ‘ertainment of a family of size burdensome to small | brate them. sate! ofelatnfnlos Where Cold Kills. Klondike River is fed by numerous soda springs and evem the winter's cold falls to close them entirely. King on the edge of the ice near the shore, n miner one day slipped into six Inches of water. In a moment he was out and hastening to the brush hard by to light a fire before his feet froze, Rapidly he cut a few fragments of wood with his Palin < > we WONT e » HOME FinL * weve Gor THE swertest steam CALLIOPE IN - (PY tration and from tts loon Coney Toland bas LETTERS, : The oer! his al ena chilled fingers for ead rash moved His braces eerie rarer: ts Ses 1b caoterats three QUESTIONS, piece eo a ne Aa Ws Tce purpose and continuing to be a popular excursion ANSWERS. ear tem Sot taliionlinerereren ila Give: ne tMineeene ©; Besort with no extra charge for its new respectability. ma seizing his limbs, his body, .«s heart, his mind He tumed to The plea for thp mother-in-law made by President} Should Me “involuntarily.” Pe a ares nearer cow ieOnIyslIe Wieen (trom anisuieg where they had fahen, and aft vain attempt he hurled Boseph I. Smith, of the Mormon Church, tn all the more | ro the Editor of The Evening World them from him and strove once again to light # last match, _-gantitled to a hearing because of his exceptional facilities | Kindly tell me the default tn tho fol- for observation. lowing sentence; “it went Involun- But it was too late. , tary." M. R. pa 2k Bo OT ES =4 ‘ ; WOMEN AND BRAINS. Hnyolliartiyss: Mots “Mavolunary,: How to Make a Flute. is correct, An adverb, not an adjective, ‘The so-called higher education of women comes in| must be used to qualify a verb. for a scoring by Dr. A. Liphthom Smith, an “eminent| One of “The Fudge's” Effusious. physician of Montreal,” who finds that it ‘diverts to the Mane aa tis The Evening We s i rhe following from the real _ brain the blood necessary for her body,” with the dire} ¥¢ «recent date makes m result that her health is not as good as her mother’s was} of them, ©. EH. Guile, o: * or her grandmother's. It would be interesting to know | Mass. covering a man with his gun where the facts were got to fit this theory. compelled him fo return a package don talning $75,000 in gold which he nud The American girl who pursues the higher education} picked up, and was carrying away LITTLE flute from which a good deat ment may be derived can be made by wrapping a plece of paper around a pencil to make a tube, Paste the edge fast, and to one end of the tube fasten a triangular, plece of paper somewhat larger than the opening. To play the flute, draw in your breath through the open end of the tube; the difference in pitch will depend upon how hard you breathe. amuse Four Pieces of H eee cles usually “goes in,” like her brother, for outdoor sports, | #7!" in geld welghs St pounds, 1 lmeTna? Sogtooe Jove id with the gain of an improved physique along with the|*?0UM like to CANN Te ie evant Reon reeee fete caen a oat benefited mind. Prof. Phillips, of Amherst, says that] for wxibision purposes wna. yn college girls are nearly an inch taller and from four (0) sWme the express cars on the New five pounds heavier than they were ten years ago. His) '!'*" conclusions confirm the general observation of all who] "juucu” tahoe me un take note of woman's progress. } HENRY #. But whatever Dr. Smith may say, the subject of his remarks knows in her inner consciousness that it is] study which has raised her to her present enviable place in.the world, and his injunction to her to cut out algebra ,and wirgnomy for cooking and sewing will fall on “4.09 ears. Kingsley might say, “Be good, sweet maid, ang tet | ius Qt Abiislimontare of var own make who will be clever,” but that was long ago, It is an is our own manere ek anment ©) gp pbsolete doctrine for the sex to~ay, and they can point to results for justification of their course in repudiat- | ID | have no such things as] < CANT RESIST Mt ADT a PIANO- tfes carry such packages int The 6: Os CROKER AT PRACTICE ON THE WAY TOA FIRE rox SS i} 1 v ening World | In entering a business | “AIL poads sold in ‘To the Kuditor of Js the Pourtn | EXTREME. DAVID'S ADVANTAGE. IN DOUBT. Ang it. legal ahd natipnal holiday: ev Nes Wek epee i 3 in the United Btates? IAS. F. ow many boats have the Russians! Mrs, Muggins—You say your husband! Teacher—Can any little boy tell me} “Your signal is two rings,” explained Uniform laws to kill mosquitoes’ @ asked for by the ae, dow far? has a violent temper? how it was that Dawd prevailed against | the telephone lineman, who had just ‘and Provinciul Board of Health. The mosquito will We 4 4 counting them| Mrs, Buggios—I should say he has, | the giant Gollath? put in a new telephone for the Bter- orld Where did the Erne-McGovern fight come offf |. A B.C. after they'd Yoxt neventeen more than | Wy, at tknes I actually believe that | Pupll—My pa says brute strength | nally Feminine person. whey had at the start.""—Chicago Rec-| even the cook ¢ afraid of him.—Phila-|neyer is in it with the feller with a| “And which one shall I answer?” she ord-Herald, delphia mare E pocketful of rocks.—Boston ‘Transcript. | wanted to ,know.—Cleveland Leader, What laws are made for him so long as he can have f ivf remedies" to feed on,