The evening world. Newspaper, May 7, 1904, Page 10

Teme "yy THE # EVENING # WORLD'S # FEAR |Matrimony les siccadbessetencteese. vy t°ODOOMObOOLASOOrA DIL EOAOOOLOOA SEES NCDEL>IEEOISEOOESES SEO i a As a Fine Art. >" HOME, SWEE HOME. =—>:—~<— $ at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. add | mega) . & ablished by the Press Publishing Company, No. 6 to | (By Te E. Powers.) 2 VOLUME 44.....0000 ssssssssssssssNO. 18,600. | By Nixola Greeley-Smith. -H You Lime By Martin Green. H “He Roe! a the country Just <== BEASTS : { Leads All the Rest. marrying women What sort of'a ca : . ‘pe | is “ss anyway? Do you know? 1 ey A Tip to All the Trust: : | During January, February, March and il Ue re ene '|On How to Rid This Earth of Vice, 4 April of this year The! Evening World biel Ay ; v7} DON'T see any of the directors of the Werte } . fai aren| avenging Nem Union Telegraph Company going around chop- i a | pare coat pone us peal oe | i Phen AHS a fA ping wires leading to pool-rooms,” remarked the aN \ play advertising. awalting t | | Cigar Store Man, > | — No other New York paper equalled this showing ab be Mel Slated | “Such negligence on their part Is extremely reprehen« ad Island. discussed ” 7 Ww, iz The increas: over The Evening World's own record | Nee much - shared sible,” said The Man Higher Up. “We ne going hen Ky 4 for the corresponding four months of 1903 was 1270% husband's tendency the Kibosh on all the directors of all the corporations it eto matrimony in an pretty shortly unless these Western Union men getin line 4 columns—more’ than twice the gain made by any other paper. | and close the pool-rocms. | “Look at John D. Rockefeller, the holy man, He owns the Standard Oj] Company and the Standard Of] Come ‘Tinterview printed esen Mr. ib ” i) denth; a “SEEING NEW YORK. |Phister'a wholcsalo slaughter of hearts | pany owne the eas and electric light companies, These aj ‘A party of Yale students. decorously convoyed by an| nd ‘wt the natural crude fecllags of | companies furnish gus and electric light to disorderly- anthifsting professor, has been “secing New York"—In disappointment and anger at his treach- i ony lery to her overcome the admiration the Interests of “suciclogical investigation.” They SAW) oo iy striking Carte the Bowery, the Morgue, Chinatown, a concert hall or} yimony as a fine art must instill in two, the Mills Motel. dispassionate minds, Most Every day a “Seeing New York" coach plies. People! templating marringe spend more or @ oO) less anxious hours wondering how thelr call the passengers “rubbernecks."’ Most of them are iv igalantio. INGOuGERD Gag Be: 80 uncomfortable in their lofty perches that they keep the, aaiy requires their eves downcast and “rubber” not at all, except buble them, polygamy, When Mr. “Hammerstein or some other notable fiits| }overer to in the abstract, | would be a ¢ clal impavalbtite | across their path. | ty, even If there were no unfeeling law The New Yorker pokes fun at slumming students ri in e and moral sightseers. JIle need not. They get the best! Staten Island expo- of it. Few are the residents of the city who might not atrimony, inatend greatly increase their pride in it and enjoyment of it , by knowing more about it. . . houses, gambiing-huuses, dance halls and {mmoral places | generally, Why don’t Mr. Rockefeller order the gas and | electricity cut off from those places and refuse to sell | them ofl? They can't do business in the dark. “Neither can they do business without water. The city furnishes water to them for pay. Why don't Mayor Mc- Clellan cut off thelr water supply? “All the dizectors cf the railrpads in the United States aye in partnership w criminals. When a crook turns ja trick he has to do a get-away. If it wasn't for the | railroads be couldn't do his away. The directors of the railroads by furnishing c inals accommodations en- abling them to hike from place to place are putting them selves In the shady class “All thieves, dips, bunce steerers, gamblers, gold-brick salesmen, thugs and disorderly persons eat meat. Who ; sells it to them? ‘he Beef Trust. Among the directors | of the Beef Trust are some of the most prominent re- jous laymen in the business/ If they would cut off the meat supply the bad people would starve to death and we wouldn't be troubled with any vice problem.” “It's all very simple when it is figured out,” admitted the Cigar Store Man. “Surest thing you know,” replied The Man Higher Up. “The Clothing Trust has it in its power to keep all per- sons not of good moral character isolated b; soll them clothes,”” paretun ete Fables, Par, Far from Gay. wt | No. 3—The Man with an Antedilubian Education. HERE was once a Man whose Poor but Saving Parents brought him Up to Plain Living and High Thinking, ., When twenty Years of Age he was already so Indifferent z et suiting his impulses to ad 80 far solved the prob of support as to be able to have 8 many wives as he had jnclination his Income, . . . A girl stenographer {n Wall street used her noon | otelo Geta, chp eat oak hours “seeing New York.” How much of interest and), syoty what may be culled re were inspiration was within the reach of her brief daily) principle of Mormonism. Wor while a atroil! has always been a fixed rule among the She saw the graves of noble Americans—Hamilton, iting ae See = meneul ent Gallatin, Don't-give-up-the-ship Lawrence—in Trinity| support, this wan menetaliy. Interpreten ‘and St. Paul's churchyards. She cast a critical eye upon|to read as many wives as he could put the people at the Barge MMce; twenty millions. nearly,| ‘? bith sb aes hererare farms bave landed in that neighborhood to build up the | ie uitwens te na tod te Oe Nation. She stood in Fraunce's Tavern, where Wash-| vegetables to be raised, the Mormon ington bade farewell to his officers in a speech which] Still some work may find for wifely LIGHT THE GAS every American needs to-day more than ever before to eae LS ce ot Mes Phisters werain 4 This TiME OF DAY, read. She visited the old John Street Methodist Church| ny way different. Ie was engaged in and “read up" the great men who have spoken there. A|the business of establishing butcher glance was enough at Irving's home, changed now en- Pinte Hi Lan ihadide ty Gs ebee tirely. Thére was more interest in tracing the battle| icumstance that every, shop. needed of Golden Hill, Just south of Fulton street, some one to look after It, and its owner Of course, she might have caewed gum ‘and read] felt a #lmultancous need of some one to i . h t Idea, Be “The Duchess.” But, besides being more instructive,| oe Mtr Tleedhtrar nhac nek ae : “seeing New York" was more fun, Phister been cut short in his matri- oo Genie Chly ee beeen he eel Bey [Clothes i, . . . . . ° 4 spouse s } and as for Thinking, his 4 monial career by an unfeeling eine head was Several Sizes tod Large with imagining himaeit all BR pecee x aie atidents were nex: badly Ted, The: Bowery | 06 &: Baer us isd would agan have Sorts of a Main Squeeze, He had worked out to a Demon: e ¢ town In Staten Island would sgon have a % emon- And the great east side are worth seeing. This 18 the) sia one of his butcher shops and every eteationy the theory that Other People's Money is the way ons New York of to-day, New York of the problems. The] putcher shop one of his wives. to Economy and Thrift. k Le i New York that must be rebullt, must be fitted out with] Surely, however much one may con- But this Bliss could not Last, for he could not remain 1 aaa schools and parks. demn the immorality of such a pro- Single forever, apd his Wife, who had been Educated in a School endowed by High Finance, belleved in Plenty of Plain Thinking and a Higher Standard of Living. So his checks on his Wife's Bank Account were Dishonored by her Father and he began to Wear a smaller Hat. i ‘Things went from Bad to Worse after That, till one Day he stopped planting Geraniums round the Parental Resting Places and took to visiting his Office for a quiet Place to ‘Think out an Allowance. At Last it was Remarked that hy had become a Sorry Dog, and from that Hour Wifely Re- coeding, one cannot help marvelling at To see the children of twenty-seven different nations | |, Hraanuitg) Host Ane anani Rho aUE: in the Henry street school salute the flag does any|ceeds in making matrimony profitable American good. is in his way as great a financial wiz-- The Yale students nut down in thelr notebooks at/ ard as any that Wall acceer a aeuever) nown, the Morguo how many poor wrecks of humanity He] What is perhaps De Quincey’s most * upon the marbie slabs there yearly. There is another] famous essay deals with the more or ' gide to that. How much devotion and loving service in| less humorous consideration of murder * t as@ fine art. But what ‘s murder as spect began to be quoted at a Premium, She {s said to have’ ia pre cara ccsive 180) DOO ltls represent? @ fine art compared to matrimony sim- Confersed to a Neighbor that he was Wedded to his Clubs, ia What study could be more fascinating than theliiery conaidered? coo 9409009900 98934300709 240800 026909000008 ‘ é ©¢%| and that she had never Realized how Clever he waa, ; Me great school overlooking the Hudson, where hundreds} A close study of the successful biga 7 Pray D + Mi, ine ae PB, = 7 Fi rT I > h Then she made him a Present of a Touring Car, and with 4 of deaf-mute children are lifted out of the most hope-| mists of whe last few years must surely Hf € Go i N Cr tals and the Ald of a Fashionable Tailor he soon became less state to enjoy life almost Ike the rest of us?* | reveal greater Ingenuity and daring} |“ ray Von th ISS the eewee Fudge dtotorial 01 Ze in the ext olumn. fifst a Leading Light of the Bar, then District-attorney and A 5 = % é than any displayed by the crude de- finally Governor of his State. i yotees of dagker, pistol or poison pel { His Children are now Tutoring for Life, and when they $ There are the museums for rainy days. Plenty of| je, Hesides, there is an element of What Is the I ele hone Number? wt ot ot a4 Graduate will be good for All that 1s Coming to them. He’ h: New Yorkers have never entered ejther the Metropoli-| mystery about the bigamist that the has ordered a Coat-of-Arms with the Moso, ‘More et tan Museum or the Museum of Natural History. They| mere murderer lacks, For we are prim- I Faster,” and had it Incquered on the Panels of his Touring itlve enough to understand the sudden | | Car. It ts a Donkey, Couchant, in Sackcoth, Weeping By: mojnor know, what ‘they have) nilseed, impulses of greed, anger or revenge fore a Get-rich-quick Prospectus printed in Gold. ‘Seeing New York" would mean for a bicyclist, in-|that sometimes lead to murder, even stead of endless repetitfon of the same “spin” on they while they terrify us, But who, having a Boulevard or to Coney Island, a different trip each |e wi Sb rverali ina Bronrest oe one, t Jap Torpess: Beats: soc id al ie A, rae ‘i : ry can fathom the 1 © man A Japanese officer serv cp ~ » week—to the Yonkers City Hall, where Washington] wig asks, lice Oliver for more? telling his experiences. Very few caught cold, despite the, i went courting in vain, to the Jumel house, to Irving's ———_— bitter weather. The officer attributes this to the fact that ae ‘ ES + ome at Sunnyside. ODD SUICIDE, they did not expose Loemneal ves to masietians a Gale. e . an whi over v! Lom Chief Justice Hankford, of ture, as Ys the case with men in a big ship where cabins 4, “ eS 10 eae RB i isited idea rae might eae WhO dive dhs pene | can be wart ‘and heat-generating. processes employed. °* refles ere 18 a “'7o0'’ the rest of the world cannot notwithstanding his high position, On a destroyer or a torpedo boat the only source of artl- b match. came so tired of life that he determined efilal heat is a brazier, and braziers have two serious draw- 7 Then there ‘are the factories of the greatest manu-| ‘0 shuffle off this mortal But he |] backs; one that in a little craft pis ene Polling Bae iW y mer! a « d to commit suleile, because at the || live charcoal is a dangerous companion; the other that, as facturing city in Amerion. What is there that is not tinte @ verdict of falc followed as || all apertures have to be closed to keep out the sea, the made in New York? A matter of course, and the body of the fumes of a brazterr would be perilous, There was fothing *. * * 0 ° suicide was buried at four i for It, consequently, but to dispense with all heating ap- 4 The young man who has “seen New York"—{t can-| with a stake thrust through Jt. Fur-|/ pliances, and the men, Ilving in a_uniformly cold tempera- a a a Rot be done in a day—will better appreciate how much| ther, he had to avert the consequences ture, seem to havo kept thelr health better than they would’ 5 OM has been done for it by past patriotism and gencrosity,|‘° his relatives of forfeiture of his have done had means of generating artificial heat been © x a and how noble a city is being built to-day. goods, which was also one of the penal- accessible. He would be a wiser man and a better voter for his| ‘!¢* i Self-teatruction. He ees Knowledge. Incidentally he would have had a great} * Move! expedient. Several of his deer deal of the Koeuest kind of enjoyment, Great Raving. boon atalen, to gave onicrs to The Gook. ) . his keepers to shoot any person they EMgies—Alas: Our lamented Mayor {s now constructively | MOt {OF near the park at night who efunct. For the volunteer fire company of Rockaway | V4 not !mmediately stand when chal} 9 4 og 0 g_ 7 . Beach has made a thorougt, Job of him, first hanging | 'enSe2, Then on a dark nignt he threw) _1—1—5—~2—6—A—Broad (One wonifive tosickelabroad NowiGueas What Thisils: imacif in the path of the keepers a: and then burning him in eMgy. It was a dangerous|” ) dit of business all round, For the Mayor ts something | 12t Anewerime the challenge, was shot dead on Tie! pots: The etuiny ot an old A Half-Baked Warble in AAS RCE Sod RE ie tele wets tal | seamen atin ow Fa'aenacke + CQnan Doyle’s Wonder Romance--The Mystery of Cloomber | Gooky Conundruming, | SS SSS SRE SR RL to discriminate between an effigy and the effigy of an|day by the name of Hankford's oak Copyrot, 1904, by the Planet Pub. Co, eMgy, they might easily have made a fatal blunder and mee , and never tell them the answers. have hanged and burned the real Mayor. RANE TGHING. cABY, peremtantr Munro's Sone.) | nel-shaped depression, which terminated |faint, stekly exhalation seemed to rise) become Mrs, Heatherstone upon the RHEE a ee oat they area Padge-y. Be- Minsics A at a rarity a? ‘Ke Munro's Sons. jin the centre tn a cireular rift or open-|from dts depths, and there was a dis- pad the month. Ty ane makes Ls as sides, if the editor of Fudge told his big family of read = #8 Carrye Moore—She calls him hei about ze ‘ : 7 i t| good a wife as his sister has made me PERIL OF STREET CLEANERS. intends "Are the” erase 2 cranmens, | (NE about forty maces in dinmetrTicom | waters im the bowels at the earth, -A|we may both sect ourselves down as cor: | | Pers ail he knows, they would know as much a8 he does, Drs. Woodbury and Darlington belleve that many of|tende to marty Nmose "Pent Phone of mud, sloping down on every side to/great stone lay tmbedded in the mud, |tunate men, ° and there would be NO FURTHER EXCUSE for Fudge’s ©. whe street cleaners of New York are contracting con-| Press. this silent and awful chasm, Clearly |and this T hurled over, but we never} ,Thare ts only one, point which ts, stil existence, pumption through the unhenlthful character of their this was the spot which, under the|henrd thud or splash to show that it/ ark to me. Why the chelas of Gagnth With these few thrilling personal remarks we beg, name of the Hole o' Cree, bore such a|had reached the botom. As we hung| to the desolate Hol i 0” Creo instead of eave to present the following EDUCATIONAL hot tamale loomber ts, I con- I] doxe up in pegieg metre for all good, bralny Fudgers to In dealln® Stor | | ff cudgel their cerebral convotutions with: ‘work. Jt is said that although they have a special hospital sinister reputation among the rustics,/over the noisome chasm, a sound dld| taking thelr lives at The marks of tive persons’ feet (doubt- | at last rise to our ears out of its murky | fess, a mystery to mi occult laws, howeve: ’ HOW Mf the he t less those of the eral, Smith and|depths, High, clear, and throbbing, {t Babboadey ff ance of the su 4 . e ‘i nee se Bae ee erent neeteratorerall To keep your husband at st nnd Sontaunt'aY ITU | the three Hindoos) passed down the|tinkled for an inetant out of the abyss: | ject, Di Menor more we mient, Who {nvented Fudge's circulation? » themselves of {t for fear of being pronounced con- Roum ovaniade 4 ane declivity which surrounded the abyss,|to be succeeded by the same deadly| that there was some ana ‘An iridescent What is it? sumptives and cf losing their positions. 88. | CHAPTE and we followed thom with a sinking {stillness which had preceded it. T do| {hat foul bog ane the Marilee why Whence whithers Fudge’s smudgtzation? y There are many who believe that fresh air is sol|| $4 OW ? | The Curse Fulitted. feeling in our hearts, as we realized| not wish to appear to be superstitious, | 04,,7C0% Customs demanded that just Whose Red Ink Pot ts It? y Suoh a death was the one appropriate to What [d,'s the pride of our Gookorium? | most unsanitary out-of-doors pursuits without running pleasant for him than his} | |) yy. ciugnt the scent and was off, wo| was the return’ trail made by the feet |ation, ‘That one keen note ms Henn ae eee ee ntin: announcing If you went gooking in Bug-Nook-orlum , ~ gerious danger of the diseaso, | oth. following as rapidly ax wo could. He led [of those who had come back from the|been some strange water sound pro-|that three eminent — Buddhists—Lal Wouldn't you have fun with him? } There are others, however, who know that among HOW ? us westward and at the end of sour |chasm’s edge. Our eyes fell upon these | duced far down in the bowels of the; Boom, Mowaar ichen ane Ri we found ours: t the edge of altracks at the same moment, and we|earth, It may have been that or It may jurton hk sort. trig to the hardy mountaineers of the Rocky Mountains con- By getting a GOOD cook much, Be this as it may, very next item was de swamp known ag the great Bog of Cr ch gave @ cry of horror, and stood|had heard s + Sumption is one of the most frequent causes of death. and a good, tidy house- Once within the swamp we had Co be | gaging speechlessly at them,’ For there, [st was the only sign that rose to us| account, of thy Hire ‘and services, of |. But whatever medical significance this piece of news maid. caretul not to deviste fron the narrow [in ose Murred footmarks, the whole [from the last terrible resting-place of Misi” disappeared trom his” comity , track which offered a firm foothold. crama was revealed. Five had gone|two who had pat he debt whic! d| Hours in Wigtownshire, and who, there ° have, it is another example of the many humble} | } f4 COV ? ding, threuenced Gotor uuronindiote WAS eetuemedin crt ealboe besalo Winky {eto much reason. to fear, has been | id unspectacular ways in which men may risk their res in the doing of their modest duty. oe ) 191 . “f + ars here | grove of high bulrushes, we came on a| Nono shall ever know tho detaila of] “What shall wo do, Moriaunt?" 1| drowned.” I wonder If by chance ‘nine! spot the gloomy horror of which might} that strange tragedy. There wax no] rked. In a subdued voice. “We can but | which traced a connection between these ONE MILLION WANTS} | | ave furnished Dante with a fresh ter-|mark of struggle or sikn of attempt| pray that thelr souls may rest in| paragraphs, I never showed them. to published last year. | ror for his Inferno, at escape, We knelt at the edge of the Siig knee nee ry existence. when | Monday's Idiotortal Gook Wiil, Gibe Some Re« if ‘The whole bog in this part appeared | role, and endeavored to nlerce the un.| I have been’ married for some months they read these 1 | to nave unk in, forming a great fun-|fathomable gloom which srouded it. Alto my dear Gabriel, and Esther is to cherche Advice to Advertisers, ud ep Through Sunday World Wants. Try it! Nearly || at iast, | fronted with the necessity of welling 6 per cent. seven- | | sir bonds at 93'1, Japan realizes that “war is hell’ finan-