The evening world. Newspaper, May 5, 1904, Page 14

rn Se As bling Ne Shopping. By T, E, Powers. ee a NETS Se ee ERT ae Ab <i ef Sc 4 THE w EVENING # WOR vi eve ze THRIVE ON y the Press Publishing Company, to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-omce | $16 A WEEK? at New York es Second-Class Mall Matter. Siar o> ree VOLUME 44.00.00... cecseeseesNO. 18,898 | - ‘ =| nid \¢ ‘OH my! STUNNING! fe |Nixola Greeley-Smith. |? HOW WELL \ By Martin Green, i | s | I WOULD ADVISE Leads All the Rest. Sibel: YOO Leo Debeinghat At PGOFSF9F $4929 FO39OH AE The ‘‘Honest’’ Wall St. Man Versus the Bad Track Gambler. “| SPE,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that this case During January, February, March and April of ths year The Evening World carried 5087 columns of paid cis- |) 9.2316, 07, 88 9 meek ‘ play advertising. ; WALTER CLARK FAP-YEAR pro. L porals, kowns, flirt lachelors tdeals, these are all topics with whieh one may become ntly familiar“ without taking the plunge matelmonsal But the problem of Fy proposals and bach of old Dr.. Woodend in Wall Street has caused a lot of persiflage about bucket shops.” > “If somebody had the power to squeeze out © |an investigation of Wall street,” replied the Man Higher | Up, “he could frame up a list of bucket shops that would fill a medium sized book, There are men running bucket shops in Wall street whose utterances concerning finan- {eial conditions and things of that kind are accepted as the redi dope. Wall street is a sure-thing game any- 4\'y jhow, the percentage against the player being about ten i |times as strong as it is on a sweatboard at a county @/) fair grounds, but the men who are behind it have put , / |the gilded frame of respectability around the play and % there {s nothing to it. &| ‘Why ehouldn’t a man bucket his trades? It is as legitimate as making book, with the difference that " No other New York paper equalled this showing. The increase over The Evening World's own record | for the corresponding four months of 1903 was 1270% Fr é i) columns—more than twice the gain made by any | other paper. STILL GUILTY! | Messrs. Morgan, Schiff, Hyde, Gould, Jesup, Harri- 4 man, Sage, Sloan, Depew, and their fellow directors. J 7 RNG deter In.the Western Union, are still acting the unbecoming | Paca@* ily Is. really one parts of private Jekylls and corporate Hydes. They | Wiel howe arly who have succeeded | are still as eminently respectable as ever individually; |in solving It are competent to give ad-| & : teyayy : they are still as unpardonably culpable as ever) ‘ice upon, Married couples have livel) y when a man places a bet with a bookmaker he knows ry are still as unp y pe s Iegntanare Ja (Nowe veee contention |. that the bookmaker has a bank-roll, whereas if he takes a chance with a grafting broker he may be playing 4 collectively. and happily on s less sum; others have i his money against a chattel mortgage. The Metropoli- For in the Western Union building, behind guarded jrrrimped ana scraped on a rueh | @oors on’ which stands the sign “Private. No Ad-| quate ‘Aen roserat thing all dopants 3} |tan Association protects the customers who take a fall &) | mittance,” the telegraph company’s “racing depart- j on the competenae or incompetence of OK LovELY, I WILL oat ofa pBookraakoe ele meltier the: sleet Ex- ¥ ment” is still in full blast, communicating criminally eer yee cea ee in eet York You eo TAKE leenee) eg as vceetestion is wie tubee saci ia poaas with over 300 pool-rooms, earning its share of the}oa sa week, and live fairly well, it SEAT THIS ONE to fall up avainst a stock broker who is crooked. ix the fashion to how! about the hieh | “The bookmaker pays his debts and takes his bumps $5,000,000 a year which the company is said to make out of its complicity with felony. If these respectable gentlemen were asked how they could reconcile such complicity with their consciences, they would probably answer in terms of abstract ethics. They would probably argue that it is no more sinful to bet on a horse with a pool-room keeper fifty feet outside the race-track inclosure than it fs to bet with a bookmaker fifty feet inside the inclosure. This argument could be met by the re- joinder that we are not-dealing with ethics but with law, rate of living here, But, with the single exception of high rents, New York is a fairly cheap place to lve tn Fo0 products are cheaper here than In most of the other Inree cities of the United States, and clothes, Judged by American standards, aro comparatively Inexpensive. * ne papers have been filled recentiy | % with detailed tr of a real-eatate| ® man with an Income of about $100 a week who maintained two wives an two families of children in comfort on | @ this sum. To the second wife and three | © children he allowed $20 of hia weekly with a smile. He is put in the class with gamblers, and the swell guys who do business with him at the tracks wouldn't know him from a cord of wood if they met him, on the avenue. ‘He couldn't break into the mansions of the Four Hundred with a jimmy. On the other hand, the ' bucket stop keeper «f Wall street, who buys wine with his customers’ money, when they think he is buying * | stocks, is often a main squeeze in society “It's funny that peonle will go against it,” com- mented the Cigar Store Man. “They would go against the bucket shop game,” said the Man Higher Up. “if every bucket shop had the sign « ‘Bucket Shop’ over the doo! Russia and Japan Facts. Manchuria has a population of §,:00,000, Five hundred carthauakes shock ine Japanese every year, ‘Uhe engines alone ofa first-class Qattle-ship cost about $100,000, . he respectable gentlemen on| stipend and they managed to live very But even meeting the respec 8 mfortably on i: Twenty dollars their own ground they can be shown to be wrong. Wtakly fori ncHiCel thrderauiarentend In the first place, the same man who bets inside] halt a bushund ts mathematically 1 y es A than #16 weekly for two, the inclosure does not het outside of it. The MAN} pice are however, other things to who enters the race-track is apt to be of moderate] bs céisideret tn the economical aelec- fs any F 4 tion of a wife besides ho o1 . leisure, consequently of comfortable income, who can sain atiaaltiee renee ere ian afford to lose what bets he makes. The man WhO| make a little money go a long way. i ve i is one who) Per-und this should be good news to has to content himself with a pool-room is on€ Who) ee a sity inciined bachelor-a cannot get a nken Variag was the fastest cruiser of her class ) in the world. nese word “mikasa’’ means warship and “maru” The Jap a ship of eommerce. Japan is so moyntainous that only one-sixth of its area cane cultivated. ‘he mountains being plugged with vuluable mines, ‘4 | The maximum load on the Trans-Siberian Railroad 1s only 300 tons.: In America 4,300 tons comprise the average joad. Tae Russian warships carry exceptionally large batteries y from his work and who needs every| pretty wite ts often cheaper than an cent he can earn for his legitimate expenses. More- bel of) Just an ordinary one. For a ae , really pretty woman, or a woman with over, this “man” is often not a man at all, but a YOUNg} ee dittinet gitt of style, looks well in clerk or office boy, or a woman, To such as these pie anything, and can wear $% hate Nield + land $10 gowns according to her losses mean at the best privation, at the worst TUiN,| siz6, took ike a duchess or a lttla| C6OOCOO00600-6000:0.000096.04.4005 TaRSWees , When buying a of rapid-fire guns for protection against torpedo boats. Harbin 1s about 60) miles north of Port Arthur, 350 miles* west of Vladivostok and five days by boat on the Sungart BPAIAPADIAOODOEDIODDID OOCSOOOHLOGHES EOS OOS Y and at the worse than worst theft and dishonor. Rais ta ie pereas hee domdter |~ asset nies eee ue meat of Viaatvostor claims the 0c : ; In the second place, to turn to sordid but practical] tigin ar ner garments with wars ae} fay Don’t Miss the Peewee “ Fudge’’ Idiotorial Gook in the Next Column. More than {9,00 Japnneve vauths quality for the regulat reasons, the man outside the inclosure has not even the) sie takes eee Uo ee ee ee 4. ican a rilitary,serviee every yeap and! 20000) begin to servo either 7 on cused ‘ it. that| 1! also Important to marry a wo arce of the countries frontt hi oe chance of saving his money, let alone winning It, man of standard stze, for sha can walk Th H d J d Hi S I hi Se eee ia to about’ sui bolra see ioe f n E . re rain the Far Ba jounts to ab 1000, year, 5 the man inside has. For the pool-rooms give from one int a store and buy ready-made gare : g folele (ele) oc ey an 1S ure Ing ounts. Bee eT aitSareintCa Ties saOBTMM EE hem a to ten points less in odds on horses than do the book- ments at a reduced rate without having at sh : . to pay $ or $5 for alterations, This Unlucky Larry Was Winning All Right on Hypodermic When the D makers, and frequently refuse to take any bet what-| permits a wite range Ae Gale <tor ww Ww Provid Tco Much for the Steed ae It Wiehe Daffy” in the Stree 2 Sa Where Women Rule. Sp SRIO according as the bachelor. pref. . ever on a heavy favorite. dnintily pete the abundentis saree “ . ovyue RIM ho can xelect one whe = These are points that the respectable gentlemen |oruie ai" no can avieot one who wears ; = = Sevis tribe of Indians, formerly numbering about 5,000, but | will’ do well to consider. For they cannot go on very |range at will through the intermediate = = = = ; = Ill | now shrunken to a few hundreds, ‘They live in almost x . be complete isolation and refuse to marry any of the Iifdiane * § _[numbers, But he m etl to, ; much longer being simultaneously culpable directors avold women between sizes, j p of the mainland. ,The woman is head of the household, ee of the Western Union and reputable private citizens. yar © of all ! See ee eet tenstomanataiconien eae Stare vetoing the Remsen | SOME OF THE ] Baht +) Mh, ereees Gov, Odell has heard the reasons for wa The Gook. \. gis “grab.” Tie has heard no good reason for signing it. ‘Tiburon, an island in the Gulf of California, is ruled et Urely by women. The Inhabitants are a remnant of the Dy why wail any longer? BEST JOKES Zo 4 peer OF THE DAY ' MANS OF THE REPUBLIC, : j sO Be eusant rca fetea cot tcttoraty , || IOIOTORIAL PAGE OF THE EVENING FUDGE fhe Feoul Americel, or American Echo, signalizes the TAKEN UNAWARES, TheDinesayrusbid Have Corns, < rowing importance of another of New York’s many-| you nay that the Japanese took sou jongued “colonies.” The Beooul's readers are Roumanians eaters ; : “Certainly,” answered the Russlar trom the eoutheasternmost corner of Europe; more than lalgismone 1 half of the 50,000 or 60,000 of them in the United States} «nut you had been Glscuvaine isthe are said to live in this city. matter for some time.” | aes ‘a ‘ oumanian, and a puzzle to] ‘That's the point, They turned tt An.intercating race, the Rou i into a fight when we thought it was scientists) They call themseives “Ahromahnee,” 88 @X-| 04). 0g conversation.”” Washiigton And There Were No Chiropodists In Those Prehistarte Days Cepyret, 1904, by the Planet Pub. Co. baffled our scientists. This expedition was sent out to ASCBRTAIN whether or not the dinosaurus was troubled with CORNS. After pressec in English syHables, and claim to be the purest | star, Bs descendants in Europe of the ancient Romans, sprung A TRUE REALIST. many years of hard a a te wrk eur $8 ats from soldiers of the imperial legions Jn old Dacta. Noel (who has painted a cow blue) i Goubdt. The dinosaurus HAD CORNS, and invariably on The Roumanian language is more like Latin than {6 oul never ‘member secing a bie Italian. A classical echolar has no trouble in making bis) pisie_Never mind. Let's say the cow's wants known cither in Roumanta or in modern Greece. | cold.—Punch The Roumanians have other excuses for national PHILOSOPHY, pride than their derivation. Their kingdom {s the most/ “Some men,” said Uncle Eben, ‘seem progressive of all the Balkan States; their King Charles to tmagine dey shows deir superiority to everybody else is the ablest Balkan ruler, since Battenberg was forced |. waner dan anybody elm : E i i te the CAUSB of Its ¢+tinction.’ u The expedition brought home ene of these pedal callesities, which the editor of Fudge NOW mounted on a fen alghts’ corn cure, and which be 23 an amulet on his brow when he goes to bed with dream book to FIGURE out the Pudge’s circulation, Alas, poor dinosaurus! WHY did you go and extinct in those stupid prehistoric days! HAD walted till now we could have CURED your corns on to FA tryin’ to act -Washington liga out of Bulgaria by the Powers because he was too able; | star, their queen, “Carmen Sylva,” {s a popular poet in many IN HARLEM. one application of our RED SMUDGE. Then they lands; their capital, Bucharest, is a small Paris in| thin said the agent, “Is the coziest have become extinct and you would have lived to beauty; their commerce is as big as Mexico's Mttle Mat tn Harlem," fanhy circes stunts, Best of all for citizenship here, thelr chief university vest! replied the man. ls as big as Columbia, and they have excellent common ‘Oh, there's no doubt about that at schools and an inspiring native literature. The Romans |") “ are welcome! That's #0; there isn't any room for doubt, 19 there?”_Philadelphia Press, Prof. Bailey, of Vale, brings to New York to-day his ——— _ - lass in “Soci! Conditions" to see “how the other half Henry Ward Beecher To-day’s $5 Prise “*Fudge’’ Idtotorial was Wwritter by Louts F. Stroening, No. 159 Graham abenue, brooklyn. ves."" Some members of ihe class may have seen the Place before. MILBANK MEMORIAL BATHS. said: FPL TE UA ee : 170" udge’” Idtotortal G The finest public path-house In the country Is soon to} nite ll advertisemente linite “Why the Teeth ofa Bins Rear aia open its doors in East Thirty-elghth street. It ts beautl- | newspaper are more full of _. i on fil as well as commodious. Nearly 5,000 people a day! } yj ncwt | Se ee — : as BRUNT s es , i } gan baie there il te cent) casinos =H] eoggonmeaae ree (MO LETTERS, QUERIES AND ANSWERS. 2 @) ist Eeovert ts This? | ° marble walls and modern conveniences so enhance. munity than the editorial col- ‘That they will do so is assured by the location of the anglacent noes A Tank c blem. f ay do act cabal themselves lack- ing Toadere tell us what the young Braman First could you please let me - | . 9 the Editor By verid: ne in manly qualicies, yet they musi | men of to-day are coming to? Where! know to whom I must go ,to gat that bath in a region of tenements where high rentals do not! A tank of w having three valves. have been at some time in thelr Ilves | are the; going to get a Hying? Thou-| position; how old.1 must be, what kind _ Mclude private bathing facilities. ‘The brief and interesting mes- one being turned on, would empty tank under tho supervision of women teach- | sands of young men are forced out and) of examination, and how long it would in sixty minutes, arother in thirty min- ers. The influence of women teachers | kept,out of work by the wholesale om-| take a you 0 5 n opt, e | a youn he could get sagen about help, work, situa: $/ utes and tho other in fftean minutes, LHe ie he tions, houses, rooms, real estate, {| It ix understood that ono valve tm turned | Ing grace in the street urchin's career. | ing work away from them Instead of | Amer! on ata time, Now the question is! How In many cases home influence counts | staying at home. I belleve that ste-| York City In 1880. vate generosity provides this public necessity—a | fact creditable to the city than to Mrs, Elizabeth Anderson, the donor. on the rising generation fs the one sav- | ployment of young women, who are tak-| that position after applying, tam an can citizen and was born in Ne BP. | Bien i etc., which nearly 20,000 people i thiraty meatern ee pifise man who wishes Me) és i. be long will ft take to ompty the tank navi i I oa iS boy's | nography, typewriting and all clerical There Is No Edison his city more habitable than he found it frequently send every week to the multi- ie ple oppol OnE the Bai ‘The Evening Wot ; tiful fountain to which the pu: vater of with all three valves turned un at the ty to display the muoh vaunted | work should be done by men. Let| 74 {he Fditor of The Fvening Warkes at is t Deauttt ountain pure water tuce of World readers through $ | same ttm LB T qualities, white the lessons, | readers discuss, A.C. R. | called the “Edison start’ Work will always have enough water—it the! 3 ‘be Morning World WANT col- Hoy Educated by Women. from his women teachers are, treasured Wants to Ne p Firem ‘ANDREW H. # ‘can be kept off. What better service |} UTNE Seek, of ccurse, the want } To the Eiitor of The Evening World: for life. M. L. K. | ro the Eattor of The Evening World: Be Lieonse Need: Sb Anbat Ades der than medium of widest circulation, | So boys under the supervision of A Shaky Argument. I would be very much pleased tf you| T4,the, Editor of The ane Wri: an Man or woman render to make it aI tench ly? Wha *) Must a license ‘ocured before a water for cleanliness and health? 1 Wonven Seesbery: Are: Dot BNenlyy | To the Ealtor of The Evening World: would let me know through your|couple can get, married In Hew, Yor ~@ Ubel on the Now York men ofte-day!! Give um young. men-e chance (Will! worthy paper how I could become a’ : KP. oh inet nse ERPS!