The evening world. Newspaper, May 2, 1904, Page 10

Baad MONDAY EVENING } 1 MAY 2, 1904, i (i Pudlishea by the Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Oflce \ at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. wssesseseesees NO. 16,898, Leads All the Rest. uring January, February, March and - April of this year The Evening World ‘ carried 5087 columns of paid dis- play advertising. No other New York paper equalled this showing. ‘The increase over The Evening World's own record Wfor-the corresponding four months of 1903 was 1270% Jumns—more than twice the gain made by any jer paper. MAY MOVING—MAY STRIKES. Jere news of the world is just now heavy with {m- There is a great war in Asia, A political rampaign {fs beginning in this country, the first real lifight since 1892, But there is no May Day news for (New York to compare in importance with this: * There is peace in the labor world, Industry is not yeriously threatened by strikes. Js Last year New York suffered from strike rabies. The of labor troubles seemed to float in the air. War In the building trades particularly cost the city unnum- ered millions. “Poor men‘got the worst of it, as they often do. Bome of the workmen in the building trades them- selves suffered severely. But the worst of the mischief iqwas not revealed until a full year later. Many a family is driven to May moving to-day From sheer inability to pay exorbitant rents wheh there amight have been room for all and lower prices but for {the great strikes tying up building operations. ‘1 Phe real employer in the New York building trades fs not the contractor. He is not the money-lending mortgagee. He is not the landlord. He is the tenant. His money pays all the rest. And he is the man who in Manhattan got distinctly the worst of last year's troubles. Wherefore, may peace last long unbroken! we Astoria Counting Chickens.—There {s said to be a real-estate “hoom" in Astoria, owing to common expecta- tion that # $15,000,000 gas plant will be built there undor i) the Remsen bill. Isn't this counting unhntched chickens? ~ Can Gov. Odell permit the plunder of the city by the Gas E) Trust? Is not tho pen already made that shall write the Wy voto of the sordid “grab?” » A JUDGE ON SUNDAY BASEBALL, 7 Judge Gaynor, of Brooklyn, has a refreshing way of speaking about Sunday baseball arrests. When the dreadful criminals from the Superbas and the Quakers, captured on April 24, were brought before him, the Judge asked: If you disturbed tho religious repose down there of any person, that person would be expected to come forward and make a complaint, Has he? Who in all this community has ome forward to ask that these arrests be made? ‘The “officious police” did it, salad Judge Gaynor, gnswering his own question. The poor police naturally aid not act until they were forced to do so by their critics, and now they aro A d from the bench for “meddling.” : "t 4s evident that the hardened and desperate ball- Rossers are not likely to be sentenced to ten years at Spard labor by, Judge:Gaynor. ei p” There was nothing in tho Globe Security safes when they ‘at last opened, Hut there was “money in ft" for some- ,, Will. nobody catch, cage and punish that somebody? “ THE POOL-ROOM WIRES, gvere gambling away. 6” for bait where it will do the most good, WF imho horse ts too honest for a “sure thing” gambling| he fool. Some of the time—as often as he isn't pulled. (runs to win, That makes the pool-room perilous. “Play- ‘ang the ponles” is, some of tho time, rest gambling. ‘Whe bigger the race and the greater the interest, the more like gambling {t is apt to be, That makes the Manger. with race news. Police Commissioner McAdoo offers to show Messrs Morris K. Jesup. Jacob H. Schiff, George Gould, Russell Sage, Samuel Sloan and other Western Union directors pool-room in operation. How absurd! Of course Mr, McAdoo doesn't know avhere there is a vool-room, If he did he would order {t closed, would he not? If the Western Unton directors want the address of # pool-room they should ask their Mr. Dealy. He is sald to know three hundred. he GO TO THE MUSEUMS. fortnight of spring cleaning. It is worth seeing. New York has not, and probably can never have, a collection of paintings or of sculpture to compare in artistic and historic Interest with tho famous galleries pf Europe. But in seme special lines the shoo fs quite on the “\pther foot. Nowhere in the world are there collections to surpass those of New York Jn some branches of th ‘when a recent pool-room raid was “pulled off” and fifty men were caught, the reporters noted that most fpesthem were poorly dressed. ‘Thoy looked like men {whose femilies needed and would miss the money they ye Pool-rooms are all the more dangerous to men of ‘geome intelligence because the persistent player makes (an‘oocasional win. In “policy” there are no “winners.” iMhe~“backers” take all the money and drop an occasional "The pool-room 1s {llegal. The pool-room would be Impossible if the telegraph companies did not furnish it ? The Metropolitan Museum opens to-day after a)) pplied arts at the Metropolitan Museum and in some tural history specialties at tho museum on the |} Take as a siugle instance of each the collection of} instruments at the Metropolitan and the remark-| ~ THE # EVENING »# WORLD'S # HOME # MAGAZINE. # Meddler Tries a New Spring Bonnet on His Dog.>— 2» 2. cozy xnverr AY, FORCEPS, you're @ PEACH Man’s Horror the Affected Woman. By Nixola Greeley - Smith. 1-8-4-8 Franklin (One ate $4.08 Fran Klin). Now Guess What This Is. Pray Don’t Miss the Peewee ‘ Fudge” Idiotorial Gooh in the Next Column. Mrs, Nagg and Mr. — (Copyright, 19, by the Press Publishing Company, The New York World.) By Roy L. Wlustrat McCardell. ed byr GENE CARR. | 66 | SER," sald The Cigar Store Man, “that there cought to be arrested for assault. The idea of sinking Japanese soldiers in ice-cold water when they could just By Martin Green. Se Why Not Wage .Wars | || with Wrist Slaps and Tennis Racquets? | 1s a Idt of protest against the brutality of the Russfans who sunk that Japanese transport snd drowned a lot of soldiers.”” “It's terrible how coarse some people are in war, { Percy,” replied The Man Higher Up. “Those Russians 1 ‘ag well haye been slapped on the wrist and sent on their way is utterly repulsive to sll our finer instincts. “The Japanese weren't doing anything. They were on thelr way over to Corea to fight on land, and it was simply a shame to sneak up on them at sea. They didnt sign articles to fight on the water, Of course they knew better than to go on board a Russian cruiser when the Russians called on them to surrender. The chances are that the Russians would have put them to work. “] declare, Harold, we are getting more brutal every day. Look what the Japanese did to the Russians st the opening of the war! Before the gong sounded a torpedo- poat sneaked into Port Arthur and blew up a battle-ship while the sailors were asleep. At least they might have awakened the poor Russian sailors and given them a chance to take a drink of yodka before sending them to the bottom, “Sven we Americans are brutes in war. Look at the way our bettle-ships Jumped on the poor Spaniards when they came out of Santiago harbor. The Spaniards didn't have any more show than if they had been on « fleet of {ce barges with snowballs for ammunition. Look at that brutal Admiral Dewey! Didn't he actually swear on his way into the harbor of Manila and attack the Spanish fleet before the Spaniards had a chance to eat preskfast? This world 1s coming to a fine pass when nations go to war and kill each other.” “Of course somebody has to be killed {n a war,” ase serted The Cigar Store Man. “It 1s not necessary, Claude,” protested The Man Higher Up. “Why not let two disputing nations choose their champion croquet or tennis players snd hold a tournament?” ‘ai You Dance More than a Mile. According to a German statistician, each person in @ quadrijle dances a mille and n quarter. He gives the aver- age distances fn other dances as follows: Pas de quatre, §75 yards; polka, %0 yards; mazurka, 1,030 yards; walts, 1,900 yards. THE GOOK. born or inyent-| the latter category et ‘There are, to be ||| carefully cultivated yi Sei age to make @ more | mothers, who admire even though they yhich the average man displayp to her Men have an Inherent taste for #im- lg simply inherently good and sweet they prefer her to display those quall- ness she does not possess, old ones. The very young ones, girls ar pardonable in their various eccentric But the older woman, she who flutters in a character not ‘her own, makes one recover from it. mechantcal regularity that suggests cial that Jt does not sound lke the into a phonograph in the days when a quick, rather awkward stride Intend- Her hair, which at seventeen, was now made to almulate that schoolgirl | how old she ts will allow, before men younger in expertence and deference and is generally quite willing 0” all vartettes| ed, the affected | {a eurely the least 5 ;, sure, certain affeot- eng Re. L 4 mannerisms and i or less successful impression on other do not like them, Kittenish artificialties, the mffected plicity and naturalness, They seek it and gentle, they like her that way, tles in thelr natural crudity, rather There are two kinds of affected wom- of eixteen and seventeen and eighteen, poses, bechuse we recognize these as helplessly on the other side of thirty and fool that her artifictallty is as hopelessly Her speech 1s stilted staccato, and the patent typewriter device for count- Spontaneous utterance of a human be- phonographs were youns ed to convey an impression of youthful piled high on her head In resolute eman- raid as nearly as a decent respect for Her air of girlish confuston {s marked, worldliness than herself. to agree with you long before you have of womankind | woman who heads attractive, ed women who by stilted poses man-| la ae women, simple, comfortable wives and But in the cold, told indifference woman meets her Waterloo, and iike it at all times. If g woman It she {8 bold and slangily brilliant than spoil them with a veneer of sweet- en—the very young ones and the rather © sometimes interesting and always transient phases of thelr development. still poses and grimaces and simpers set as her Jaw and that eho will never she chops her words with a maddening ing them, Indeed, it {s so very artifi- ing, but rather lke something talked Generally she affects a girlish walk, impetuosity, clpation from the schoolgirl bratd, 1s the opinions of the people who know | She blughes, flutters and drops her eyes She gives an exaggerated effect of made up your mind what you are going a everything except Wa therefore nothing that man, A notable industry in Paraguay ts the preparation of essence of orange Jeaves Some 16 years ago the Jesult priests, ruled that planted go forests, sence is |} trial, professional or domestic help will at least diminish) their cares. ; ask neremitetebe NO MIRE sn a es eee “Why didn't you put on your heavy boots, Mr. Nagg? 66 SSH! are going to thrash him, ; brother Willie ts back he suffered to work in a bricky: "I know you have no consideration You doubtless side with his . who are ike blood- track, because the poor ruthtul enthusiasm took whom she most. striv ei hori ahe, moat, etraves 40] please, can Sarr “SOAP GROVES.” tor him cruel hound h "But I will protect him. rr Ho ds only twe knows nothing of the wicked ways of 1s brother Willle now, That's’ with your slippers on? you are not saying a word, but seo you aro medita remark to me, prefer r say a word? wult that you tear around like blamed that you sit si hours, when I want to talk over housd- hold affairs: nt for hours and Those who advertise in 3 | Nase? World Wants for their indus $ | °°! You are gving to cle: : Usin’ fer ter-m t do you mean, Lionel? What are you taking off your coat for? “You are tired of hulking brute of a brother of mine ly) jing Ground the house, you say? | “Well, Lionel, dear, I nover encofr- ‘Teacher—Does hea Bright Pupil—N. ‘Yeacher—Indeed! Pray explaint Bright Pupll—Cold expands coal bills and heat contracts “Let him roar for mercy! Do not You'll only hurt your dear feet kicking him with your ellppers on!” eer At Last He Begins to See That He Must Be Kind and Patient If He Would Make Her Happy, It Is Gentleness That Wins a Nature Such as Hers. aged him, I will call him down if youy right, Mr, Nags! Thrash him good! x 3 F “Give it to him as he deserves! If 1] him for you? “Certainly, dear, I think he deserves| have eaid once f have sald It a thousand! “Don't y. He was real rude to you a week| times that you hat HEH pei eihed raced! ago, Besides he ts an idle, dishonest! spolied him too much, | “How dare he put on airs in this “T know that you do not notice tt, but | house! I do. And if you do not thrash him | yourself, I will How dare he say a| show him any! Why, didn't you put on vont to my dear, kind, peaceable little | your heavy boots, Mr. Nagg; you will “There! He dodged you, Shall I hold indulgéd and} will not have anybody say a word to my husband. Ho is #0 kind and gentle. You are always putting your nose into our family affairs, Why don't you go home to Brooklyn? I will not have Lionel irritated, | only hurt your dear fect kicking him| “Jf I have begged him once I havo OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABE “Why do you drink so much water, Tommy?" asked a mother of her five- year-old son. ‘$0 you won't have so much to wash me with,’ replied the youngster. “Can any one tell me what a Christian 1s?" asked the Surday-school teacher swear when his wife ts cleaning house.” “Roys." sald the old lady who was on her way to church, ‘don't you know that ft ts wrong to play ball on Sundays” “We ain't playin’ ball,” replied one of the youngsters. “We're only prac- rs game.” always expand and cold always contract? ma'am, I can,” answered a little girl. “A Christian ts a man who ma’am, Sometimes cold expands and heat contracts, tee bills, Chileno News. begged him a hundred times to thrash this overgrown tough, He 1s just lke papa, a bully that goes around intimt- dating people, but when a man like Idonel Nagg, a man of strength and courage, takes tim to task he soon shows his cowardly nature, “You are tired, Mr. Nagg, you dear sweet angel! Go up to yoyr room, Willie, you big blubbering dolt, or I'll \ave Mr. Nagg thrash you over again! “Ah, Lionel Nagg, the bravest are the ‘tenderest, I love to see the gentle, tender side of your nature! “Don't you dare to say a word, mamma, Pick up his slippers, Run and get him the palm-leaf fan, don't you sce he ds tired? and clean Mr, Nage’s bicycle and don't pen “Willie! Go right down‘ in the cellar you ever dare touch it again, After hs blacken Mr. Nage's boots. He will sites = 18) apastet gob te * Why is it that Why Mosquitoes Do Not Talk, f mosQUuITOES, tike other Jersey hu- man beings, do net TALK, Rane The mosquito helongs to the gen- us HOBOKUS WEEHAWKUS. This specie lives upou the BLOOD of men and women, As BLOOD {s not FISH and as fish 1s BRAIN FOOD, it follows that they cannot THINK. Naturally, when they cannot THINK they can~ not talk, itrbeing necessary to. THINK you can . talk before you can do $0 The only thing that can talk without ANY outlay of, thought'ls THE EVENING FUDGE, Fudge TALKS, but Itdoes not THINK. It leaves the thinking to its large family of smudged readers. G This paper will teach you how to traln mosquitees to make sounds like a SCARLET SMUDGE, Light a piece of rope and SMOKE UP with tho Editor! They Have Only a Buzz-Saw Vocabulary. Copyret, 1804, by the Pianet Pub. Co To-day’s $5 Prise *‘Fudge’’ Idtotortal wes written » Edward W. Klein, No. 240 W. 21st St., N. Y. City. ! - To-morrow’s Prise Idiotortal Gook, .£ ‘Your Grandchildren to-Read the Stars.’” <