The evening world. Newspaper, April 20, 1904, Page 14

4 x ae ¥ RET 1 n . ote, were LION ERIE ELIT IIS ‘ “ence .y THE w EVENING .¢ WORLD'S # HOME # MAGAZINE. ; | Mm WW. 4 ) 08:6402644652055-0-94498490280O50-5990940000F90000O02D $00006000000000000008 Biorld | About wt bittle Tragedies Told in Only Four Words. w @ublished by the Press Publishing Company, No. 5% to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. NO. 16,883, | \ By The Evening World First, | “'%"* Greele-Smith- I WANT AN < OF FICE-BoY WHO LL 1S BRIGHT AND WIDE AWAKE! T'LL GIVE You & Widowers. VOLUME 44.. By Martin Green. The Saratoga Youth Who DI S-362-9068 BOD9OO-OO Number of columns of advertising in The Ligh eta state Ma ee . Evening World in March, 1904...... 1,50134 ane teuat iterate ieuiber oF or a3 Broke Hard-and-Fast Town Rules, m1 have let severely alone. Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World in March, 1903...,.. 1,03214 he a feast day, but as a e feast he ts, I think, worthy HECATISBA. [" was not without | < He may day after of your pen. An young bank clerk up in Saratoga tried to pick the winners and has flown the coop in excess of $6,000 shy.” “It sounds like a pipe, don’t !t?” asked the Man Higher Up. “You know they never let the natives gamble in Saratoga. Oh, no! A native Saratogian couldn't get into a gambling-house with a hydraulic screw. One of the main squeezes of the village was telling me about this out at the track last summer. “‘T beg to call your attention,’ said this citizen of Saratoga, ‘to the fact that in the seething mob in yon betting ring you will not find @ resident of this fair village. They are all strangers in Saratoga, persons from ungodly cities such as New York and Chicago, where betting on the races and gambling are indulged in. When they come to Saratoga to spend their money we have to give them what they are accustomed to, but you don’t find any of our people playing the races.’ “I asked him if he thought that all the sporting blood in Saratoga had been thinned out by a contin- uous diet of mineral water, but he hung onto his con- tention that the natives didn't gamble. They couldn't gamble in Canfield’s. A man who knew everybody in Saratoga stood at the door and barred any person known as a resident. The gamblers said that this rui® was adopted at the suggestion of the engineers of the village machinery. They were willing to let the un- godly from the outside buck anything from mumblepyg to the Old Army Game so long as the outsiders left the mazuma in Saratoga, but they wanted their own people shielded and their own long green kept in town. “I have often held a monologue with myself about these young natives of Saratoga, who live for three months ef the year in an atmosphere of music, ganv bling and gayety but are barred from butting... I[ wondered if the rigid rules made to protect them front the sure-thing man, the bookmaker and others who alr ways have the odds thelr way were real barriers. Cer+ tainly there wasn’t much chance for them to go againg any percentage games in Saratoga.” j D “J SEB,” said the Cigar Store Man,” that a INCREASE..,...... purpose, Heca tissa, that the column has let the widower severely No other six-day paper, morning or evening, in New York EVER carried in regular editions in any one month Such a volume of display advertising as The Evening alone, It belleve World carried in March, 1904. Pithat such tx alto- gether the best thing to do with him. Not, of course, BODD 8 2.80 9600 & POLICE BRAVERY ‘‘ON THE SPOT.” The names have been given out of the three New that he is not a York policemen who will receive on May 7, police] ] 4 2] most praiseworthy fy parade day, the Rhinelander, Bell anu Meyer medals me But bh Napeecsrad * for bravery. It will be the seventh annual giving of Tae tareeeeee ~ the Rhinelander token. The Bell and Meyer medals] ror white the bondage brought with a were instituted in 1900. In the order in which they |ring seems to add to a woman's matri- are named, the symbols of proved valor will go to—] menial value and makes of 1 QMicbadl! J, Coyne, Delancey street station, who saved | 10" tie most fascinating of her eet, {t seoms to lessen a man's value, senti- __ John Harkness trom the East River, on the night of Feb. 27, @arkness and perii metally conaidered. Christopher C. O'Brien, East One Hundred und Twenty- oaterinn ot ae a 4 playpen y (Ss rea a n n y r. eewee Hxth-street station, for the Fourth of July rescue of Charles | S00 The eeae we eEsaiy bpotey edit Mr. P. 0 Anderyon trom bapesth « burning Third avenue trol eee er eioce ie atiaiiy Gorioen r. Peewee Handles the Ribbons on a Coaching Trip. for réscuing little Max Albert from the East Rive sntarsatlgn then) the vere ee uae last, and running all the way to the Flower Hospital with | Cours? less worthy of interest, as | hls burden, A walt for the ambulance would have been| Take the widower as a rule scarcely worth while, The most remarkable thing about him, however, ts the immediate hanker- Ing he discovers, the moment death or divorce has released him from his bonds, to eck again the once-irksome slavery. ‘The same compelling instinot that drags the murderer back to the scene of his crime lures the released married man back into matrimony. For this reason | @ widowers are muoh more easily cap- tured than bachelors, and perhaps it 1s the fact that they are so easy that 29S OF * Three brave men are named in a breath. “Suppose fone were to undertake the task of listing the heroes, proven and potential, of the whole department? * * * * DDVDIDHOGDIO $9-HH9-00G0OH9-9OG * # When, in 1895, on its twelfth anniversary, The World gave twelve medals to be distributed among as many policemen and firemen of New York, the roll of names from which selections were officially made would have started the enlistment books of a legion. When, last December, nine Christmas awards were i Ge vaiaay for vio’ to be made from the Riot Pension Fund, there were ulate faaunine netine ; 170 deservingly brave policemen from whom the] ‘rhe widower actually wants to marry. difficult choices had to be made. And even at eight] Unitke the bachelor, no glamour of ball * 4 «| room Nghts,no perfumed dusk of flow score and ten the department roll of courageous) (Pom Uenie oe ries, no awish of ailk or BED SOOGOESS084G0-000-0 5+ performers was not complete. ni 1 nf ts “* New York police bravery is of the “on4h » Sutter of Aimy chiffons © “How did this young man manage to lose all ch and “always-ready” order. Its stories are now at @| money on the races, then?” queried the Cigar Stor} near to full telling when the medals have been] (any goes about the word seeking by Man. : ° thanded out. He 1s utterly rolserable until some 3 “He sent the cush to pool-rooms in Schenectady an Moreover, it is bravery of a sort which does not|matrimoniajly disposed woman with no g ea tebe e| Caleta} Higher Up. “You. can mak dampen on the one hand when the glittering symbol of | visible means of support and no desire % ze proven valor goes another way. ‘The man in blue who] 19.1 °onastion ond aarene ne amas it $ , lorn condition end agrees to make it 2 — does not get a medal this year or next will not be] worse, Just as surely us a widow can 3 ° a found sulking When an emergency confronts him on baleesnted! op itp) meriy the frat msn 4 GOSPLETS in Rhyme. -¢ a er, it mi post the year after. . i fy taken for eranted that a wilower wil z $ ¥ ‘ married by 3 $ The three medals mentioned above are not the sole alate him, euskite ae ar eres 5 © By the Passer-by. tokens of fine deeds performed which come to New|" } —_—-—,. = } York's police, from time to time. ea recnecl bas a3, ieee) presumed: | 3. ° Woman's Pri. As Occasionally Congress takes a hand. Thus, in May] praisement of the woune moma ‘we 2 SRS _EPisons. ; of last year Roundsman O'Loughlin received from |meets, and in order to capture him a Why We Should Acquire TL $ RUE wedded wives, hear n ayes Washington, for life-savings in the ice-filled East River|s!r! bas generally to possess some es > aati Mra Repel ial Ged eae tate H TRGamurs (of the Planet Mars, rs A prison is the circled wedding ring. tn 1889 and 1890, a h Id medal. on mental’ or physical, and 1890, a handsome gold medal. But the widower ts anybody's matri- Country has yet) $ HOE 80 On Gd ee a a DOIN WIS, Again, there have been private testimonials to OUT} moniai “walkover.” Young er old, fat Copyrot, 1004, by the Planet Pub. Ca, undertaken have + 7 | Would bid you all the dungeon, Home, despise. _ pluck and skill, such as the silver berry bowl}or thin, tall or dampy, blende, bru- bees INSPIRED « ( prccuabe then Coie see) andl alllalony ts given by Gen. Russell Alger, in Jung, 1890, to Police-|nette, griasied or mud-colored, all wo- by the Evening Fudge, and likewise DONE by it. tf ‘Than married with no ‘soul to cell'yotr own.” ©" man Seymour V. Parker, of the Broadway squad, and} ™e" sppesr lovely in hie ey It ts for US not only to reach out teyond the 3 Is it the fancy of the passer-by, And since anybody can win him, it ocean but BEYOND THE ATMOSPHERE, and now we Or does he hear one newly wedded sigh? Hl gayly and. nonchalantly suggest the annesation of > | At least he seems to see a girlish face, Bent now in revery, gazing at the place ~ 1893, to Policeman William E. Daly, of the West Forty-seventh street station. Parker had stopped a perilous Memorial Day plunge of horses in a crowd. Daly had saved Miss Irving from drowning. less emulation and strife among the contending fair than the elusive baoh- clor who shies at the flutter of the loveliest eyelash and would scarcely al- low the charms of Helen or Cleopatra the go locket presented by Miss Lizzie Irving, in July, |, not surprising that he should exctte : \ MARS vit a Its haperteapsarre is Where gleams upon her fresh and slender hand a great Idea ¢ other powers will Nh A plain, but somehow treasured, dream-woveband. be astounded and abashed that they had never given | A atep without, a key within the door, this a thought, and that WE got ahead of them so A cry: “Oh, Jack, don't leave me any more!™ Changed now the acene: Cify medals galore have been awarded, during long |to ture him from the free, open road cutely. ’ Q years, and many contributions made to the pension |of the single fe into the straight and We demand of Congress AT ONCB to declare Mars, mm 3 | A wife, a bride no more, fund from private purses in recognition of police] ™zrow beth of matrimony. H] with its great system of canals, an INTEGRAL PART ) “Ten years to-day, and prompt service. of the United States and its Inhabitants CITIZENS of =} I guess it's just our luck—work, work forever, . a ay A r) LETTERS, HI the U. S. No, Charlle 1s no business man, and yet’— A former reward for exhibitions of special courage . / Furthermore, we demand that tt shall be considered Renita maneetteanee Pee ey iets In the uFotice Department consisted in immediate QUESTIONS, 2 ACE OR AR OF ere bance beneath Q dlrect any Clasps to hen breast her boy, whose fevered brow, romotion. Early in 1902 ivil-Servi essesslons, Wh ickened pulse, . pi y in 1902, the Muncipal Civil-Service ANSWERS. or to make any drawings of or astronomical guesses # | Appals her heat lest tule o0 last be deaths ot about the same, dS But still one comfort soothes hi brain: COUNTLESS millions of inhabitants will be thus “John says he's going ek well Maine added to the Union and a great new RED PLUSH area Once more a blank; then glimmers tn its place will be annexed, It will beat our front page of red , Q A snowy head, a kind though withered face; Commission decided that bravery shouki no longer count for advancement. This act of the commission did not cause the department records for heroism to No. grow less. Nevertheless, as The World remarked at} To the mattor of The Evening World D> DSBL$44665O2SG09O050090720 600006509806 06- 106069044: the time, it was a mistake. P= uF poate to Sane siaiensielons smudgs, but what care wo? And at the aged knees a blushing mata: “There are elements that make men "fit? » said The a Fi esines erred as the sum of Se Bis everett what do you think he said? 4 pend: Sethe not found in books and cannot be BSTATEN I8LAND. 3 Bay Gaaeuatiy cane eeoaien ite nen oo fined by rule. * * * Other things being equal It Means “Gently.” , : Nf , ! 4 A ry ° i f © | ‘Then all ds vold, ‘This motto glows above: It is the bravest policemen who should be promoted) the matter of The Evening Worlds $ To-Day’s $5 Prise ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial was written by Louis J, Stroening, No. 159 Graham abenue, Brooklyn, %| 7 not « happy prison, what is lover” ew 4 i hy PRIZE PEWEE HEADLINES for to-d. = i: ee, ; “ ‘Suawter?™ It 49 on a crest. $ for ay, $1 paid for each—No. 1, Miss OLIVE BUSH, 249 Tenth street, Brooklyn; No. 2, PHILIP REILLY, x ; CORN ie iba neg ners hails W. HOA, 3 Bloomingdale Hospital, White Plains, N. Y.; No. 3, MARK GOLDBERG, 1701 Lexington avenue, New ork ity: ; } Tom, Di 1, phe Latest Problem. } order S Tom : Straight Fluch Bea: Fr 5 © A ‘om, ic) larry, lary and Jane went to marke} 8 roundsman, on parade day, June 1, 1898, melonieeraremerniesiee weretne LS To-Morrow’s Prize ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial Gook, ‘‘Teach Your Baby to Walk on Four Legs.” tolbuy. Dist. Map eave a8) rany eDMltawe per ig iae beer, © On the night of Jan. 2, 1897, Stahl dragged and| A. has four aces. B. has a stratgnt| & Soe ET ee, TES Peet AuT eee carried twenty men, women and children from a burn-| sh. Which winst JH. |S ee ee AE ed COG edi cee ae, Bee a nite cee atenes i AMnel GeeitanionacaliGcsr: were three marrted couples, and in each case the husband 4 4 oust reet. er his last trip, he To the Edttor of ‘The Kiveniug World spent three guineas more than the wife. Which was Tom's a. ie econo, Bis hands and arms bumed raw, his} Readers, what are the qualfties and Wite iw pich Marty s: 0nd Noh mene eyebrows singed off, his lungs so inflamed| characteristics to be moat desired in a, * from smoke that \p was lid up In the hospital for] maor,romen’ Je opera who Mf \ . Pale, ete and more scared than he had been at Segoe ciel oameamt pe Yi the fire, Stahl stood before Mayor Van Wyck at the| ro the Eattor of ‘Tho Evening World ® * reviewing stand and received his medal and his| Te whom must I write in order to \ advancement, while the great crowd cheered. Satie: pane: toe: the: Nery .zarst \ . That was an occasion to confirm a man in herolsm’s ae ‘way and to lead other men thither—which fs not to say jro me Nuwar aevhe Prec mene that New York policemen have needed leading in the| Since there have been contests. in an | ® direction of the brave thing to do. other directions, allow me to suggest a| 3 * Fwhat Four Drugs Are These? | rae oe * * apelling Clas for city or State cham- plonship. t sportsmen tak h |. The New York police heart is indubitably in the|n movement tn the near future. Ta|% lace, Me readers’ opinions. RL. + If the time shall ever return when we must dwell Kee dark tales of department “graft,” we shall know |7°,th Bator of The Evening Worla: _as of old that it is the head which is not “(on the level” | parents who. are uot ‘cltiteng, when that a certain fine courage is lacking “higher up.’ —_| he 1s born ts the child eligible to become t; ie na THE EXILE OFX President of the United States? Mm. ©, Ri . ILE OF TERROR. Wind Blows from North, 4 —1— i Yen years!" says the Court. : Fo the Raitor of The Brenig Worl: $ 1—1—&—Franklin (one won five—Frank Linn.) Now, Guess This Yourself.- 4 PAN A win ver bl ‘ 99OOOHEGGOO-9.HHH:00-4 OOOO. > 04 > y ehould be lean ones for “Monk” Hastman at|the north In the summer. Biase gest SULOLPALASESELESTLIVAPSELOSIOLAVEAORY “OPONE1 SESORSPONEL ET atic does. Which ts right? L. M Bs tah cense acd good order Jin | ania ina ateanblowelarceal triacetin PROVOKING BLUNDER, EXASPERATING. SERIOUS SURELY. HIS OWN PROPERTY. where “de ‘They were rehearsing their parts in “Father,” said the small boy. “Is it} Mrs.*Newpop—Baby was awake all “Jagley slept in the lock-up lst night, in summer, although the prevailing: ‘ hing Enled. wind during that season is trom the |S? amateur drama. “Oh, I beg your |wrong to say ‘pants’? last night with colic, and to-night I'm|T believe. Drunk and disorderly, eh?’ 4 ®& Good day when the law ceased to “monkey’| south. pardon,” said Herbert, looking at the| “It assuredly ts, my son." afraid there's something wore the mat-| “gh! He says he was guilty of ly with the “Monk,” vlan SUSE ees Uke Neo Cine ‘I kissed you at the| “Then the landlord ought to be| ter with him, arson," y pete t ROR erliet ormty each ervaa: rong place, in ashamed of himself. He sent a notice| Her Moshorn—Why do you think so? “What? Pr f ah leaders. ise, there will be no ing World: ‘Ien’t that too bad!’ exclaimed the ecéupants of the bulldt in-| Mrs. Newpop—He's been asleep for| “He thinks that sounds better,’ Fe What is the es , correot pronunciation of | amelie. Yow we'll have to do it’ all |stead of to the occutrousers;"--Wash-| four hours and hasn't stirred once,-| was burning tis money, you snow," — Abii cataes ie Tare re sb SE Se OR ag a Sc aaageieae” ‘ ya oa ga