The evening world. Newspaper, April 18, 1904, Page 10

et a MAGAZINE. THE » EVENING » WORLD'S 2° y What’s the ALEDIODOPAADODDENOODEOOOD e 26 : 28949600000060000 ‘ 74 4 3 ve Geeatario | color ot your, The Great and Only Mr. Peewee. errr ger orca ores ot thal For ome Soul Mate? Mr. Peewee Mingles for the Nouce in the Ashman’s Set. 2 ‘YoLumE 44... NO. 18,881. | $ By | 3 ,SPEAKING OF CHILDREN TO SWAP, _ Children to swap? | ' For instance, and for a vacation period only, one! ‘ttle city boy or girl forsslittle country boy or girl of | gWe same age. Or one little boy or girl American for a little boy or girl Engiish, or French, or German. | A curious idea? Perhaps, to you, Mr. New York, Mather, or Mrs. New York Mother, Yet an idea which ' they carry out very practically in certain portions of | the world. Thus: They have a family custom tn some parts of Evrope—in Denmark and Switzerland more particularly—ot swapping ay u children for a while. They think in Denmark that {t is not ee ee amesrine te child who {s soon to earn its own living to live all | ine jatest out Introduced to-New York e. society by Mra. Margaret 0 ‘The Copenhagen grocer, loth that his boy should be alto- meek ud pashaypkatet is pkg rail Bother ofty bred, ends him off for a season to a good farmer | ia iq'y grand old man, ever: Suma { ; jom he knows “1 trusts, and takes the farmer's boy into| oui has @ distinct color of Ite own : own family In | place. ‘i ; | the grocer's bo; cots a good taste of country life, learns avis AE Ag beeen Latte that potatoes do not crow cn bushes nor cabbages on trees. | Oo) yp ainte pink i badass and finds out that Copentiixen isn't the whole world, and | nee ee a tt that there are other Indust: « besides the grocery | Bet noe enove resole in Nixola Greeley-Smith. | | VW = Did Those Fwo Games of >| Sunday Baseball Derange the Lid? AUSE, happy | lovers hovering | r ~ rh helplessly on BAA Ane OntAns Nive mony yu, ea-| 3 UN TRE MIDST OF win, cease gazing! fondly into the eyes of Angelina, ‘Thetr | 2 a off a couple of baseball games yesterday.” " “It's all off,” replied the Man Higher Up. “The lid is up. In a couple of days you'll be hearing a roar that will shatter the blue empyrean into the semblance of a flannel shirt that a bull pup has been playing with, People you never heard of before will spring into public prominence with speeches, and Police Commissioner McAdoo will be run over by delegations of persons re- siding in the Oranges, Westchester, Connecticut ang other suburban points protesting against Sunday bases ball in New York. TH “Nine times out of ten in this town those people make good. They do not believe in any amusements on Sunday. If they had their way the street cars would be stopped on Sunday, the parks would be closed, steamboats would. not be allowed to run, and Coney Island would be so still La | SER," sald the Cigar Store Man, “that they pulled splendor does not matter whether it be black or gray or| brown or blue. It the color of her lavender color. ‘The farmer's boy hes his wits sharpened by rubbing Up iy, fe natia ‘town. He maken himself useful in the grocer'a| The stay and blue radiation le more that you could hear the moaning of the sad sea waves negative both as regards physical and as far back as the creek. Of course, they can’t stop shop, learhy to sell goods and add up accounts, and fs a brighter man and a better man of business In consequence. And it may be that the grocer's boy will develop #0 strong everything; but when they get after the baseball play- = + ora the energy of a gang of detectives with a blg reward staring them in the face running down a bank robber mental qualities.”’ And so gn through the whole psychic rainbow. HOORAY, GILL OD DDD »> @ taste for agriculture as to turn farmer, or the farmer's | “U ° © boy show such an aptitude for trading that he will prefer to| 5% tbiveue foul has a pink aura, you y YE Sreweet | follow that pursuit, So the interchange helps in the !mpor- uieye aa Penh Coateadee soul ate < Aas sean looks like loafing in comparison_ a ‘tant work of suiting employment to taste and getting tho] its taste Oye Santas “It Is more than probable that a majority of the people sare quiet the pink soul will io Ground pege i the round holes and the square pegs in square |,'5,(2"'*8 are qutet the pink, soul, wil ie Wild Fish ioe His in this town don't care whether baseball 1s played In ones. : ; ; mate; if gaudy it will yearn for a vivid = and amiss for US to say < New York on Sunday or not. There are probably 100,000 ‘Also there is in the children-swapping system the Ae, cue se ziensh cola binee ZS] SHoos A Sear wo How to Catch Them. ‘a few words onthe | ®| men and boys who would give thelr right eye to see @ ion of color tt wi c : y Jacedvh mson) subject of fishing. 3] National or American League game on Sunday, becausg, learning of diverse languages. or a startling scarlet for its better half. German-speaking northern Switzerland trades with) The only trouble about the whole i . Py scheme is that the course of instruction j S French-speaking southern Switzerland, and the sons|througn which one has to pasa betore | HE [ ID A Gook by Our Fishy Editor. Copyret, 1904, by the Planet Pub. Coy ‘t 1s the only day they can throw toil into the discard FISHED some time ( and hike around to suit themselves. It is the only day} uring bis fife, It ts with regret that we admit that ¢ | on which these thousands have a chance to see the play= A most men start out with the WRONG KIND OF BAIT. lors who represent thelr town‘and whom they rea@ Every man has being able to discover the color of one's and daughters affected come out of the exchange with) >." ce one's neighbor's soul is dis- 6 two tongues at their disposal. couragingly dificult, SEE ANBATIREGK They generally take a bottle with them! Now how can / $| about and admire. t 2 . ry * * One must, according to the high they catch fish with WHISKEY? Fish hate LIQUOR! 3 “Opposed to them {s a comparatively small but ex+ Did you ever hear of a DRUNKEN fish? No! Andno / ‘one else ever did. Ho” There are many. ways of CATCHING fish. Suckers | \ are the catlest caught, SEB our CIRCULATION figures ne H} for our record. tremely vigorous body of good/citizens who are firmly) convinced that it is morally wrong to allow baseball to be played upon what is known as the Sabbath. They, have the courage of their convictions, and when they go Wild fish are the BEST. Try some. Many, people ] in for what they think {fs right you couldn't stop them NEVER even heard of wild fish, You can make any fish with the Chinese Wall. The great apathetic body of clti- | wild by teasing it. zens sit back, and when their privilege of seeing a ball The BEST way to catch fish 1s to crawl underneath ( ‘ game on Sunday {6 snatched away from them, simply, the river‘and make a nolse LIKE three or four pleces of because they won't go after it, they 'take the condition as (54) it comes. About the only way the average common New, Yorker can be aroused to defense is to have his right to lap up booze at any hour of the day or night on any THE { 1210.15 OFF aly i . Priestess, “endeay improve his ow Mr, Edward S. Martin, from whose paper in Good| imental” atmospiere, to eliminate Housekeeping the quoted paragraphs are taken, has] thoughts and feelings of selfishness, hi ky this bust f child envy and hatred, Outward and inward many things to say about this business of child ex-| calmness must bo cultivated before the student can hope to discern the aura. pane. i ee . “Bxercises in rhythmic breathing are 1 wish,” he writes, “we could have here in our OWN | heiprul, as also are living in the open ‘country somewhat more of this shuffling of the little Gre aly ber ee | 4 ty & lent shoul reful cards in the world’s great pack. If the East and the}to avoia much meat ate and all West, the North and the South, in our big country | ‘mis ff coarse food” F A ed con could swap children as the Danes do, it would be much] viiting and cooing lave hoard’ tae to the advantage of American cohesion.” eee SRAVe HY tenting analciy ih i ant . rf ey ve stingland rhythmic Mr. Martin dares even to hope for at'day which Will] breathing discovered that their souls “gee Boston parents sending their boys to great West-|\l2 indeed. match they must rear these manifestations of, mutual esteem ern universities in order that they may imbibe the feel-}as shockingly premature. Fancy what ings that are to govern in this country and catch the} Jolt to the eternal harmonica must be given whon the owner of a red soul, all dominant Western point of view.” For “to know the} ignorant of its hue, embraces the un- West has come to be a mighty important branch of | consctous owner of a purple one \ And what advantage to weary law- Eastern education.” And “to know the South is AN! jewa and judges If tho plainiife and deo important branch of Northern education, and vice| fendant in divoree aults could be mado © yersa,”” to demonstrate the incompatibility See i ‘ : ‘A claimed by projecting thelr psych . auras through the court-room and al- Then, if the intervisiting of the young is good for) lowing judge and jury to decide hands day of the week attacked. Make his rum accessible an@ he {s content.” “] should think,” stiggested the Cigar Store Man, “that the opponents of Sunday baseball would realize that it is healthy for the people to get out in the open air and + holler.” PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES for to-day, $1 paid for each: No. 1—F. M. HADSELL, No. 145 High street, Brooklyn. No. 2—A. YON DER‘ “Skiddoo!” said the Man Higher Up. “Skiddoo!” HEIDE, No. 500 Dodd street, West Hoboken, N. J. No. 3—C. H. LENNETT, No. 6 West Sterling place, Brooklyn. To-morrow’s prize ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial Gook, ‘‘The Fudge Makes a Great Discovery.”’ P= Pe ee GOSPLEIS @ Rome. | A i { national cohesion, is it not also excellent for world|{or"iseora in thelt demecte rent By the Passer-by. } Solidarity? To quote Mr. Martin again It would, of course, be essential to} > CHINAMAW “During the recent visit to Paris of members of the Eng-| have only such judicial Daniels as are i £ .. Uh Porlinment the question of sending French children to] 0t color blind, and it would have to : A FATING The Painted Soul. -B@vo for a time in England and of bringing English children | be Gemonstrated to the satisfaction of 4 to France was al times touched upon opposing Inwyers that the ftmpanelled Something of that sort Is already belng done tn com-| Jury did not suffer from a similar de- merce. A certain great shop In is has free courses In| fect. English for tts clorks, and thoxe that are the most success-| Considering this and other innumera- ful in these courses are sent to London for six months and | ble advantages which will suggest placed in some shop there. themselves to every one had we not all French industrial firms often exchange young clerks with | better ston eating meat and learn to rhythmically find the colors of our Perceptible alike by day or night, Emitted by the individual soul, i Declares its dye, affinity and goal; For eo an “aura” by its changeful hue Reveals to others both your friend and you. Ss Mrs, S——: A colored robe of light, : London houses in the same line of business. A number of | T'S on * § excellent French schools give free tuition to English pupits | SU's? Ah, what a traltorous verity ts here, if on the coniition that they speak English with the eT ‘To paint our oharantsr. in rays sincere! 4 other pupils so many hours of the day. ‘This system is inf LETTERS, No longer now will fluent tongue prevail » vogue In many English schools, ‘To gild the greedy or fllume the frail 4 ts : eaae 5 tl ae QUESTIONS. With heroes' colors, or with pigment rare oa As an instance of what a bit of foreign living may '. Purple the Ilneage of the millionaire, A do in a special way, there is pointed out the case of the ANSWERS. The hetrese plain no Tonger need rehearse late Charles Francis Adams, who learned to know Brave parentic 1n6) dsacend advontursuslvepe English character by going to school in England, When mer Problem. SEI a het ernee a eet eee PabMinicier tO a snaethe civil. w; To the Fi The Evening World: For wh! is Lordship, kneeling, and hums, he was Minister to land during the civil war that) “Witt renders Kindly eolun the vallowe Now, Guess This Yourself. Weeping lest she suspect mere hoarded sums \ knowledge stood him in good stead. ing: A, who has 60 ducks, wishes to sell Perchance may lend his love metallic gheen, 80000 e OOK > ad Lo! all at once a covetous cloud of green os NA aay pean > Rae them. He gave B 30 and the remainder It was, too, the Cecil Rhodes idea in founding A to C to sell for what-they could, 13 sold can scholarships at Oxford that the students winning |his for $1 4 pate, and © his 3 for $1, 8 Y them should become useful to both countries. Nccullb irate eney merarenia. ut F * * ” of 5 ducks for $2 There Enshrouds his form; the hapless helress knows, Not for herself those seeming amorous vows. And he, raising his moistened eye to look, Deseries, amazed, the glance which he mistook For love, green like his own; and, sadder yet, ‘Where heart should beat, an emerald coronet, Mrs, Nagg and Mr. — By Roy L. McCardell. The kind of sectionalism which would stan mae 4a eee i one Neate Aye ¢ way of juvenile America’s free and joyful SIU Av hioeaie clue uissl wieltecnesie (Copyright, 1901, by the Press Publishing Company, The New York World.) And so with all, Yet, lovers, give good heedt : * _ throughout the whole country passed lot GA voudbridge, N. J. - By this the wise may kind hearts also read 7m Fe Roa ; 4 A hould Carri h ‘i Fe The kind of patriotism. which look ro Uunreau of vuint sintinten, | Another Display of Temper on His Part Simply Because the Poor Woman Asked Him to Give Her a] eee ee ire ar oi ter honst'e fone wow: $a ingling : lB) DOE Where can I get proof of a person's nt’ And if'she shows « nebulous gaune! of Did y , oment’s Help When She Had All the Housework to Do and No Servant to Assist! That Man ey ‘The shade of constancy, why, sho'll be true. confined to obscure ry and negligible corners. death? ‘The person died in somo N f It is generally agreed that one may be a very 00] york institution. AN. Is Simply Unbearable! ‘American and something of a cosmopolitan at the same y to Bureau of Vital Statistics: time, He may study affairs of other peoples with the y-ultth streot and Sixth avenue. Russian Housekeeping. i gesull of bringing new light to bear on the workings of COPAN Lhelp that you have hit your) "It was your fault! I told you at) weights with it at his club. upholding his people against i things tn his path & BS ON ro the Baitor of ‘The wind with a hammer? It ts] the me. I mado it plain to you for] “You do not care how he suffer You know you are, Mr.¢Nage. | Gap sta ey de ri tsa ls rerun iy¢ ! ae Due beredithattulthe Kt etying| OD WH ¢ brother Willle's fault. ‘The | vi hour that 4t was your fault. Brother | You are only thinking selfishly of your-| It is no use to try to pick a quarrel | Come Renae molst sugar ie And it is to be remembered that in the kind of living poor boy ts dc to Help youl WHliewalatitices some emule mamma'| acle, ueeatee (owing torybur. deal awke | With| ime now When’ you lsee/’am {busy | Useneamable oni tie Atenues, one. IR CRimAS ite. Beenie upi @ s exchange with which Mr. tin deals the visitor from Wiareanes by looking on whilo you a ing the | said {twas your fault, You know it]wardness, you smashed your thumb| watching if you get the carpet straight, | huge two-pound or three-pound lump tnto pleces and crush abroad must be learning over here a thing or two not} To the Bator of The raat autds: OF congo co te Risrains jue sour seule and np ane eae: Mena aT PRLS, Bee atte anes ae ae Ae ieie lawae elt dey pouinits veviaons me ava : 8 ahiwhateoa ter ard » | dim "Didn't you carelessly let your paper] "Altho oul reading, sive, an ‘On what date did you carelessly lot your pap ‘Although Willie and mamma and 1 ading, watching you and | Cured In OF vie ee in country villages, who ao net, cane without benefit to our cause and country, ‘You are finding fault! You are find-| fall on the floor when Willle dropped a| havo told you you were laying this siving you advico, Brother Willie, the for the smoke-flaovred Cossack butter, make their own bye * te * cy ts ing fault with met You are finding | Mghted mateh on tt A it blazed poor boy, should be tak! areceenWonkiatesnaniineaan | anc tagzed up| carpet wrong you would not lsten to us. * taking his siesta, " To narrow again the scope of the swap or the visit, | ro ine WIG MEUTRRETEREAG World, pitt because T asked you to Iny the,| Bau set fire to the carpet? “You did listen to us, and that’s the| md here you keep him awake by lay- | shaking rihars pete! Bonk pragma cited Jel us consider the shuffle of human cards as a curative the fight between MeCoy |C&#Pet: T scheme and worry to save al “Perhaps you want to blame tt on|Teascn the figure doesn't matoh, you ing o carpet! capital laundry women, though thelr washing appliances : Pree peer eceNay ae etre Se Y penny here and a penny there, and] little brother Willie, who is only a child, | *4¥? ‘Don't bring it up about your people. {SF somewhat primitive; they use large, low wooden 2 ; : troughs to wash the clothes in and boll them in opem I know what you are after. You want proposition. Mr. Martin to the point again: ply to Your Congreasman.| len T asked you to lay the carpet you} He ts only g child, This fall will be] “Do y 0 - B h f iy g child, ‘This you hear that, mamma? Here I Ti fe nood fér a child to make visits even in ite own neigh- | Te the Haltor of The Evening World ask me tf Tean't hire a man? [pity tha second setive, Haruna swrted at | asi without acglel: dainetall my, Houde: (to Sug iy,nouee: with your) dTine: rele BONME: acne Rete Or, SAARE NUS ia cannes Our taianrehy 2 Can in procure: flower Hire a man! Have T any money to/a Presidential election! werk with only a woman coming in‘ by| ‘ons. but I won't stand it, ther. ip Sua! things) casetatly .arudnd A: Weeden arallate The last the Bettina had a bad cold that would Hot | partmen e Agrioultueal De- [hiro a man? It wouldn't cost any more | “You should be ashamed of yourselt| tho day, and having to send all the How would you like {t 1.3 did any-|UNe-® pesuy tn, then prose. 1 oP aan dame & board secead Oa ate Pavone ob partines Cie _ MO AS |than a dotiar and you would gladly to carry on the way you do becnuse my | !undry out, and you come around when| ‘ing Mke that? You know mamma wae nee sooner ny Pel Garon Conmeanentiy,: sale ‘ a GaGHRe a Hany ne doling sand 3 to carry o on do . ; A , Or en off to spend aw milainway.: Sli FIVE KNOTS. rive that, you Httis baby brother uses your rasore, |Z am bury laying carpet and prevent) and brother Wilite ard only visiting me) teeCt pitch (aataien Althea = . “Well, why don't no his beard Jy stronger than| me from hiring a man for 60 cents, as| 11 OMe Licking tor wai ae Me and ere ‘ 80 épt on with her scl But she gladly give me} “Of hind aman, You f yur the money T have f y shout’ arpen | 1 wanted . than you spoil and ne ¥ and why should he sharpen |1 wanted to do, and thar you apoll and) 0.) ay nome and insist on laying the et the household has less trouble to keep 2eff ot into a Low atmogphere, wh ue vasei the: tone io may be wasteful and extrayagans razors 2 He ts not your | botch car d blame it on me! 5 sw new toples prevalt ? ser! or slave. } ‘ : rank of cot as Its tc MEER tiers Wen: no alstcr Katherine w 0 felt: qnall for all the thanks I get. “I know you are not listening to a| Stayed home because you wamtnd to andvanerlt ,] above the a4 Lane ne Ouse, which ts refilleS ‘ ears’ | experien life t p “Where did you get a dollar? When | word I say to you. Just because 1| Pick a quarrel with me. How dare you throw down the ham-| during the latter part of the winter with Luge blocks oft yeu xperienc fe to usurp the authority y i oe, mer? How dare you tear your hair? | ice brought, perhaps, many miles across thy frozen steppe you paid that C. 0. D. for my new hat] stand by and treat your frowns with al “There, : i<_ mo vo | (J : , you have smashed your other |" ., from somo distant lake or river, in the bull ” this morning you said It was @ll the! merry face and say nothing when you] finger! Why did you do that? You ag Bed anes iss x feos are Cd ata aes ees He Robbed Himself. Lar ARE Mss Sab Fay sn that, (20%! and groan you treat mo with| know ft makex me so no:yous when i a TO ee re eee Levee | combernpe any one hurts themselves, because 1 ah eT ae “Avhy do you groan, Mr. Near? Are | ‘Ask Wille to stand off the carpet?|Am_éo/senaitive and kind-hearted, EN HE SIDESTEPPED. : you not glad that l take an Interest in| Willie, stand where you please! You| “Brother Willle, stop laughing! Mr.) “The Japanese,” sald Mts, Henpick, A. story which reca¥y ‘Thomas Ingoldsjy's "'Spectie of iny home and buy a new carpet? Do|are not to be ordered aroynd and bul-| Nags aid not hit his thumb to. amy ‘seom tO be. a pavple of ‘very few} T#PPinston” comes frok> the German town of Tubingen, you object to the expense? | Med by him! you. He is fooling you. rds."" A certain jeweller of the town complatyed to the police care whether you even have any fun ‘ that bis house was burgled nearly every night, and that an older p and irritate her by suggestions about her n luet. ‘eame back cured of her cold and revived In her spirits. is the change cure as distinguished from treat- faith. Bettina was not exchanged, but she has aunts and parents who swap good things in “Ir you were more pareful and tidy| “Oh, Mr. Nags, perhaps you would © Day and the anniversary the other carpet would not have been| want ttle Wille to, get down and] OF not, and if he thought it pleased |. toward the door, they had do something about it A detecive f niversary. of C destroyed. “ strain himselt ‘at. that heavy} ¥ou to hit hs thumb with a» . ‘ the shop pene lakie te’ cee iverpary of :Con: us “It waantt your fault i, was dj new carpet? ° the poor clilla| nie ‘not doit ety