The evening world. Newspaper, April 4, 1904, Page 12

| Public-ed by the Press Publishing Company, No. 68 to 6 | Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omce | at New York as Secona-Class Mail Matter. | «NO. 18,867. | VOLUME 44, THE OUTDOOR coanqp, oomph tise, puel {| _--FSee 2 RRTE| | ECE cS ad et ef By Martin Green. SEASON OF 1g04.| ie timated Mate MEE a . Se ll iv y 4.11 erat, Shei ATrese ve YT, Would Sunday Basehat: Views of Athletes and Authorities. Ina fortnight the season of outdoor sports and games will open, Jt will be the most remarkable year of contest$ that this country has ever known, Views and predictions: of many rece ; ized authorities are given | alte tove in| Fike cach toe bie Onan ot the eee! to-day by The Evening World. Be ror eee ig Aa Gd Caee ea tha Geaase oben roollad ra nists make nel ® the Man Higher Up, “you will see small boys THE OLYMPIC GAMES AT ST. LOUIS. STELLAR UAL and young men getting pinched for playing baseball on Ry J. E. Sullivan, Secretary of the American Athletic Union. The most notable sporting season the nited State has ever known will be that of 1904 Not only is St. Louis to be the scene of the famed Olympic games (held every four years, and now for the first time in this country), but other international con- | tests—such as rowing, golf. tennis, &.--es well as Amerioan championship events in scores of branches of sport, will be decided in the metropolis of the Missle |\Government PENI NF “THE w# EVENIN Gwe W MeL, by Injunction for Cupid. ; By Nixola Greeley-Smith. | i A Rreat unre Rut everybody tt wt however fader to find out what to| Jo with it He en Joined tt. Now columns have been writte evils of government by Injunction. rdmite remained vr oan Onto thunderous | about the| But, surely, {f dt can be made operative in the hitharto ungovernable realm of the fart, even tle Labor party can find no legitimate objection to Its use o 6 O84 TSB ARIANS He oD FORMIS THESE LOB~ S TERS DONT KNOW CORRECTA A DRESSING WHEN), THEY SEE IT! TROUSER’ AFTER MINE!) sr ORLD'S: POO 84OORDDDAADEDDDE PE 9ODOLDOONDOSODOEDEDDIDHID LESH POEOOOH: The Great and Only Mr. Peewee. THE MOST IMPORTANT LITTLE MAN ON EARTH. Mr. Peewee Makes a Sensation in the Easter Parade. * HOME —~ OF COURSE THE LADIES ARE ALL STARING —_ Be Worse “| than Sunday at Coney? EE,” eald the Cigar Store Man, “that the baseball teams in the South are beginning to a Sundays {n vacant lots. The self-constituted custodians of tha morals of New York are getting into line for af tion, and the movement. to discourage the playing of the national game on the only day In the week that hun- dreds of thousands can play it. or sea it played is rolling along. ‘We're a fine munch of hypocrites in this town. W | pase up an administration that tefuses to allow open | saloons on Stindays, but we stand for a lot of blue-fronted | persons who stall off the desecration of the Sabbath by the exhibition of the only game in the list of sports that aippi Valley. Tt wou cy vo suc e Ru ateaiite Pacement tron alll pacta of) viskworidl will | tuspecien eration cseve rien iaraed has never been crooked. We remember the Sabbath Day compete in these trials of skill and strength. lng- [Of worry, No longer need the lonely and keep It holy in New York all through the pummer. Yand, France, Germany, Sweden, Denmark, Belgtum,| Arabella be frovted into frequent tan “Of course Coney Island ts wide open. and so is North asaya tes neva menn ives ane Beach, and #0 {s South Beach and all the other beaches. Greece, Australia and other countries will send their national champions. Tovers of true sport will indeed * gee in the World's Fair city, on track and field, the very flawer of the wor!d of athletics. A permanent gymnasium has been built on the Expo- sition grounds, as well as a stadium, or athletic field, with seats for 35,000 spectators. It 1s only fair to expect that many a world’s record will be made here this year. The Olympic games, a revival of the contests of an- cient Greece, are intended to last one week. The first of these modern Olympic games was held in Athens in 18!6 ‘The second was held in Paris in 1900, and American athletes won nine-tenths of the prizes. The contests to be held under the ausploes of the| signs of undue appreciation he can We need ALL th " ¢ weather WEB CAN GET. Some ‘American Athletic Union comprise the greatest pro-|°0!n her grouchy old numbskulls ci : so-called—in this town there would bea roar from a cer- IAsvd Estat) stich ta tttve rude doriniontct winter, ‘omplain about the coldness of tain element that would make you think that somebody gramme over arranged. In these events the best men of the country will compete. ‘There will be world’s contests tn bicycling, inter- scholastic championships, swimming contests (open to rimmers of the world), plunging contests, fancy diving and water-polo championships. Exhibitions by turners, obtrusive billets-doux of unloved admir: moment she made up her mind to endure thetr persecutions no Jonger her Inwyer could apply for tn functions restraining the offender from “assiduously making love” and an oblig Ine Justice would do the rest No longer need the fractnating Al kernon tremble at the approach of a missive-laden messanger boy or start at the harsh jangle of the telephone for fear some one of the unloved vietims of his charms has located him at last and that he “will have to come around and take her out to dinner to-night.” The moment a woman begins to show The vers the falsely chriwtened tender passion that {t 1s doubtful ff even a legal injunction can restrain {ts erdor. And even should every too-much admired man and wom- un in New York bankrupt them selves in enjoining thelr enamored pur suera, {t is Hkely that the only effect HP H33-36-9 The celving! Copyrot. 1904, by the Ptanet PuD, Co mer? WELL, WE DON'T! It only Benedict sald when questioned as to ‘Yied men lived more years than slogle ones, j Summer ALWAYS? How would {f he could not tur: ital water? n off the STEAM HEAT when we need No, we need MORE and see what we can do about {t. Did you ever j- stop to think how 4 much more weath- | er we have in the ! winter than we! haye in the sume ! seems more, as the the fact that mar- Usefulness of Weather {n the Winter. What would the COAL MINERS do if it was the JANITOR get along winter weather than we are re- ! Later we will take this matter up at length ! ' are keeping thousands glued to their chairs and making Cane-ringing games, smashing strength-indleators wild | sledge hammers, throwing baseballs at {mages for cigars, |! shooting ata mark, dancing, soaking up booze and lis- tening to the efforts of the flercest comedians and the hardest-visaged soubrettes in the world are considered pastimes of rare worth for a Sunday afternoon or even: ing. The back rooms of all the ginmills are open, and the stuss games and poker games and other card ganiet the cash registers sound like concerts of bell ringers. “But the Polo Grounds {s closed and the park of tho American League is closed on Sunday. If there was a move made to play professional ball on the Sabbath— had advocated running the village along the lines of *, Sodom and Gomorrah. The gathering of 10,000 or more persons in the open air for two or three hours to see athletes perform in the healthiest branch of sport ex- istent would be a crime.” yi “Do the people who have succeeded in killing base- ; ivan Inited | of thelr action would be to overflow pete Dei pere He by sand fromiel viel the United | alow Street Jail in half an hour with In the mean time, If you are cold at night, take four | 5 zi States and from Germany, will be another attraction. | qenant lovers committed for contempt copies of the EVENING FUDGE and sew them t ther, | ball on Sunday in New’ York know what baseball is?) ‘There will be international lacrosse, basket-ball cham~|of court’ Why a woman, or a man with the RED SMUDGE outside, and use as a pebaree l Ay) » | asked the Cigar Store Man. pionships for schools, Y. M. C. A. contests and Irish sports. ‘The world's fencing championships will continue for two days, and a similar period of time will be given up to cricket. The military carnival will occupy @ week's time. ‘There will be two days of wrestling, and more time than that will be devoted to the efforts of gymnasts for championship honors. College and association football will not be neglected, and there will be a series of relay races, open to schools, athletic clubs and Y. M. ©. A. teams. If possible, the national baseball] ohampjonship will be decided at the World's Fair, and lso, it is hoped, the question of supremacy between astern and Western football teams. A CHANCE TO DECIDE IT. By Harry F. Allen, Northwestern University Football Captain. “when will the college football championship of the Wnited Btates be decided?’ ‘We have in the United States four distinct sections in Meet an Eastern man who has seen our football, and he mol ema unc cone when you ask him for a compari- UNDERSTANDING, son. on the other hand, Western men who have seen| Appitcant (for position as cook)—Fow games im the Hast never fall to express their confidence/ many afternoons out durin’ the wake, In 1558 a certain Dr. Cole, charged by Queen Mary of Eng- when speaking of the teams in thelr own section. mim? land with a royal commission to punish the Irish protestants, Bt. Louis presents an excelent opportunity to solve ally Mrs. Highemore—Well, of course, you] stopped on the way to Dublin at the Blue Posts, of Chester, ef the disputes that arise in the course of a football season| can have every Thuretay, and— where the innkeeper, Betty Mottershed, overheard him, @s by proposing 22 2 unique fenture of the Olympian gamasal Applicant—I'm askin’ ye, ead new he flourished his parchment, exclaim, ‘Here te what will lash aries of football contests to decide the championship of the| M&ny afthernoons out ye want yersiif. the heretics of Ireland!” Fearing for the safety of her ‘United States. This 1s « daring project, but one certainly : brother or brother-in-law, John Edmonds, she, while ‘ho. | wenth the risk. Of course, a difficulty presents itself from the fact that po many colleges arrange their schedules, or at least cer- tain dates on the schedules, a year in advance. But if the project were made general these dates, without much in- convenience, could be rearranged. Few colleges can fail to appreciate the value of an affair so national. THE SWIMMING CHAMPIONSHIPS OF 1904, By Charles Ruberl (Swimming Champtan of America.) ‘The American swimming champlonships are to he decided this year in St. Louls. The swimming races promise to have an international character, as !t 1s more than probable that Australian, Eng- lish, German and other European swimmers will partictpate, Wie American people will look upon these races with great interest and anxiety, as the results will clearly demonstrate what place the American swimmers hold at the present time. In the person of Daniels, who {8 rapidly forging to the front, Goodwin, Kitching and Adams, the Easterners will be well represented. v aliforniuns have also some very fast men, and it very interesting to see how Brewer, their best long p man, will make out. efther, should pursue a person who at best can only regard the unsolicited affeotion he inspires with amused tol- erance, it {s difMcult for any one not a victim of a etmilar mania to under- stand. But the newspapers are daily filled with the ohronicle of crimes due to spurned or unrequited love, and hither- to the hapless objects of unsought; passions have had no means of redress open to them. The wine Toledo fustice has, however. changed all that and we can now go to court to establish our rights to repel, and &f necessary enjoin, all “assiduous lovemaldng” that we do not care for. Of course, even unrequited love {5 amusing because flattering to its ob- PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES for To-Day, $1 Paid for Each: No. 640 East One Hundred and Forty-second Street, New York City. 409OOO9O-3.O594 To-Day’s $5 Prise“ Fudge’’ Idtotorial Was Written by F. G. Miller, No. 27 Morningside Avenue, New York. No. 1—MRS, 8. |, PRESCOTT, No. 141 West One Hundred and Seventeent! Street, New York City; No. 2—WILLIAM PLESS, No, 325 East Elghtieth Street, New York City; No. 3-WALTER VERITY, Aged Eleven Years, To-Morrow’s Prize ‘‘ Fudge ’’ Idiotorial Gook, ‘‘ Why Doesn’t the Workingman Have Pie for Breakfast ?’’ : PEOOFOBR®OPOSSIMDLIDD O84O034HFDG-HG4HOHH9OOG-GOIOGGS The Ink will RUB OFF and close the thus keeping out the col,” Me Ma © Ject for a certain length of time, and when !t ceasea to amuse it can be en- joined, SOME OF THE BEST JOKES OF THE DAY. NEW SCHEDULE. ‘The Lateagain railroad always runs ite trains behind time, doesn’t it?" “Yea, it has to now. If it didn't we would miss ‘em. We've got to depend on {t 90,""—Princeton Tiger. IN THE AFFIRMATIVE, ‘The chronlo bachelor finally tmed to the quiet man who had taken no part in the discussion, “Woum you, alr," he sald, the best woman in the world?" “I did," was the reply.—Ram's Horn, PERFECTLY WILLING. Kind Lady—But if I give you this dime I'm afraid T will be encouraging you to take a drink. Thirsty Jim—Don't youse be erlarmed om dat score, lady When it comes ter takin’ er drink I don't need no enoour- agement. Chicago News. A CAUTIOUS YOUTH, “Bobby, your father you.” ‘The boy looked dublous. “Do T want to seo him?" he asked “How should [ know?” “marry Wants to gen Mrs, Nagg and Mr. — (Copyright, 124, by the Press Publishing Company, The New York World.) By Roy L. McCardell. Illustrated by GENE CARR. Broken Down by His Constant Cruelty and Neglect, She Goes Away for Her Health. But What Good Does That Do? Why Doesn’t He Imitate Her? sew together the edges. pocket, ward those who are watching you. pocket Hke arrangement between the two. “Of course not,” answered the Man Higher Up. clang to possess. It has the power to make things disapp: The handkerchief 4s prepared as follows: j Get two pretty good sized men's handkerchiefs, both Now ask her to lay one handkerchief upon the other and If the work 1s done neatly thy | “Most of them spend their summers in Europe.” ‘ The Enchanted Handkerchief. — T: handkerchief 4s just the thing for young magt- use it to cover some borrowed article— a coln, ard—pull the handkerchief quickly away, and lo! the bor rowed article has completely disappeared. ‘ exactly alike, In the middie of one of these cut a allt about four inches long, which get ‘your sister to hem round the edges to prevent Its becoming larger. whole will appear to be nothing more than a single hand-« kerchief, especially as, when you draw it from your you shake’ it out, with the unprepared side to- Next, taking the card in the left hand, you cover it with the handkerchief, at the same time slipping it into @he So, you see, when you ask some one in the audieno to “hold the card covered by the handkerchief, please,” and then Jerk the whole from his hand, the effect will be that thy card has disappeared. A Clever Trick,: slept, looted his bag, abstracting the warrant and substl- | tuting for It a pack of cards, with grim humor placing the knave of clubs face uppermost on the top. When the doctor opened his bag, safe on Irish soll, the gulleless imbecile con- tenance of the knave leered at him, but no warrant was there; and before he had time to return for fresh authority Mary was dead and his power was gone forever. For this deed Queen Elizabeth granted a pension for life to Betty of $200 0 year. Nelson’s Mishap. ‘This ts an entry from the journal of the surgeon of the Brtitish warship Theseus (the datea are from July and ‘August, 1797): “July % and 2%—Admiral Nelson. Com- pound fracture of the right arm by a musket ball passing through a lttle above the elbow, an artery divided, the arm was Immediately amputated and the folowing given him: R.Op! ar. 1. ft. Pil. statim. #,, ete, %# July—Rested pretty well and quite easy, Ter, soup and sago, Lemonr ade and Vamarind Drink. 8t July—One of''the ligatures came away; looks well. 1 August—Continued getting well very fast, attimp looked well, no bad symptoms, sore re- duced to the size of a shilling.” ‘ Each City’s Odor. A Furopean writer has discovered that each olty has its Van) Sw ing should and does occupy a foremost piace In| “You ought to be able to tell by the athletics of the world, {It Is a sport Deloved of all nations | ook in his eve."--Chicago Post, own peculiar odor, Liked is Vaabieacmet4 rie pages a af the world. As an exercise, It Is unexcelled, and every - — 7 7 eharcoal,) ‘London smeie ot , peel 4 child for Its own protection should be taught to SWIM 2S (t | —— LT, Look out! Why do you get in the way of the man? Your getting knocked over has me all upset!” greets the new arrival at Colne A Garhd nee (alisiaedl u ra ¥ : ts own, cranberries of pecullar pungency. St’ ix taught to walk, | THE UNINVITED GUEST. HY do von pester me about go- T did was a pattern to other people. I, you should at least do something canting, truckling hypocrisy to the ey old leather boots. ——_——-— - agent icprnt ir ss ing away for my health? My set a good example, and other people! original. |/PRSREL GIOTIERURL ot ot) Tat an - : > spe Tel % RGR ele Peal ANY aN health fe all right. I never (lt watch for what T say and what I do} “T do not want to complain, because! away tram this hore, ne gO FAMOUS WRESTLERS TO MEET. | "omnes a sis hes goin’ to star; [] yetter anime ife, but then wes don't (nts: every wate tn ite Lam sed tot. You have (been doinel Renae. heart bevaniee EAM Nappy f i By William Bechmann, Haat ote epithe rock care how weak and nervous and trri- || “Why do vou want me to go to Wash-| these things for so many years, It Is) "Here we are at the depot. Why do A Whisper 0! Spring. ¥ (Cliampion 145-168 Pound Wrestler of Amer akes @ choir a 18 ‘way ba tabla Lwin ington and Baltimore? Recause you, not that I care, 1 do not. But every-| YOu want me to go Away from town BREATH from the south has awakened the willows, Hi " Botherin’, do : } ; ; - t when the beautiful spring Is here? z eA a MT Om Ne ra nO ete a Ae pee rein’, don't that beat the ma: Tnever get cress. T never met mad. 1 think tt will do me good to Ket out of is, remarking it. Everybody is| Fee ee a Reread date A Soft breezes are passing like birds on the wing; nvonsed e Interest 0 ateur wrestle: hroug | keap my tempe: rte ytht he house, you say? Ing fun of Why Mt oy is 5 Bo thecintercat (of emateun wrantlens: throughout thetiiGomiui withing invitation: pepe Semper nat to OF aNtning: | “iy would do mo more good 1 vou| Me are the lughing stock of the eit tih the daniel was completed’. The violets aro lifting glad heads trom thelr piliows J.) conntry 1 jo way. in all truth and frank= Tt to And yet you call yourself aj "S\t,.tu) ine tote newer me? Why With eager rejoicing at whisper of spring. < There will be a heavy-welght champlonatin for the {f Hear him talk!—"'The way wuz tor ness, that T linte sneaks who steal other Et into the house a little more. | man. A leader of thought, an evolver | qon't You pilk to me? You can't? You ATIATaUraIKinEReAioule! Alin (te. (this) Almik i hienikavairescint Sahih 18: Tl peopie’s things. You never stole any- | ,, ¥ didn't you got tickets over the! of ideas 4 A ' are afraid! You don't know how! You| {A breath from the south, and the birds are returning, J! is th wid ks directin’ of me wrong, van : Royal Rlue tine; you know ft is my| “It would be annoying If It wasn't fo rou on r t - thing from me, vou say, and my tongue ? 5 are a monkey with one trick, grinning, + warblers, they foyously sf € wis the heaviest weight recognized Nis dee {P Buc I'm glad they did, kane I : favorite color, You have? Now, why, ridiculous. For you do cut a ridiculous | chattering, Imitating! Itinerant war! 5 y y sing. barred a number of good men, who could not make the || Might ‘a’ passed yer dwellin’ by! lashings are as old as the first Mra) a) eo ana tell me and take away | "Aine nd NOU HOT Ait complaining: [acter Wey entitle ie ee eres doy-inathe marahon that none weal pe gee tee Wplkiit, from competing, 'F irom this place 1") never roam Mfr. Nag. how oan you say sucht Pleasant element of surprise? butt do pay it ls humiliating to me to | CeD0t WRT ce oe ato aan For the frogs have awakened at whisper of spring. if ae r of men prominent tn the amateur wrestling || UM Jest make myself at home!” a thing?" ‘ “You were going to surprise me? Ah, have Pedic lel TER Ci weak | cara or boats? ‘A breath from the south has set glad pulses beating, ranks will compete in the bouts to be held at St. Louis you don't mean that! You never follow | at . . | phere is brother Willie! Isn't tt ki ¥ i ‘ i “Mr Smig rune a newspaper. He runs ( street with me! : ng The gray birehes quiver, thelr budding boughs swing; this year. New York will send quite a delegatio al But T say: "Joy's on the way; bis « “ th vour of the child to be: here to eco us of i quite a delegation, many ay It ina nice ladvlike manner, Ho fa dif, |OUt My fdens like Mr, Bmig does in his} | “Vou call sourself a man with AO0r | When ho is ao busy with polities?» There is Jov in the present. all sorrow Is fleeting, home and finding fault, athletic clubs desiring their men to make a Ko howling || Train's a trifle tate to-day lovely the ve Fudge! i 4 : ons! | ‘ x i ferent. from othe: ople. He hasn't | '% Paper, the Evening Fudge! ' é cl w “Look out! Why do you get in the a at wi th athe purticular branch of the sport. In the lighter {7 But he's comin'—oh, he's comin’ ee em’ Hast) tam all run down, I have tried not! mae ate len 1a tain Bal tow pecpie | wax @fithe mont, Your getting knocked Andicqurags.awakens at whlsper of: sprlaws ° Welght classes, some of the youngsters, barely more than |] Don't you hear that tune be's hum- 1 . to complain. T have not complained. I) who know You and vour feeble, foolish | C\ex has me all npwet! 4 | p 3 an |, ss “Rut T know you are not ‘ plain, T have n p "ho . i ard ‘en [A preath from the south, and the winter ts bartshed; schoolboys, can give gn interesting exhibition of Ue min? in Mr. Smig. You are not tearetan have never said a word, while you have | $y fan WAG, Peer Ea RAtere saw voulare the worst, Wade iia Sweet odors of summer the breezes now bring. Bnd otrenath. In tho heavier weight classes, however, {| Trouble says: “Tl go right now; in anybody or anything but to make | sed and stormed, went away that-T did not care what) “OR, was over a patient end, love |) Arbutus appears as the melting snows vanish, y All smiling abloom at the whisper of sprit CORA M. W. GROBNIBAR, House don't sult me anyhow!” in the Atlanta Yo lL ever bear It a8 I do? Give brother Willie some more money before we go. Teing in politica for his health is very expensive, will be decided the best bouts from a purely athletic stand- | my lfe miserable, “Rut Tam patient, Tam resigned, Uf I was to die to-night I would have the satisfaction of knowing that everything Frank L. “Rut what I do eay ts that you could Stanton, yh, I coull say plenty more, Ly have tried another way. Why do you | ‘Oh ul 4 Gare fos the ellicg sOint, for the older and heavier men must be trained to the | jn to make # good showing in the bouts, | Constitution, method? If you are @ grown-u® dak: @f anythine except