The evening world. Newspaper, March 29, 1904, Page 14

‘WORLD'S # HOME . MAGAZINE. » foe ah THE ot EVENING Bu OO¢ OO? FOOTE HE-DHSHOO9OOS0O1 00004 + | PF SDOO S599 HOG 909 OF HODDEDOGOLISOGY GO PYOOUNSUDEDDY © The Great and Only Mr. Peewee. THE MOST IMPORTANT LITTLE MAN ON EARTH. Giggling, F Gabbling |: Pe_ushed by the Press Publisting Company, No, 68 to Gi 1 Tis, Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Oftice at N York as Second-Class Mail Matter, — as fee aa . ; % VOLUME 44........ vssvsnNO. 16,861 | By | : Mr. Peewee Insists on Examining the Subway. ae rarest 'Nixola Greeley-Smith. « Te i s i Ze The Evening World First. _| paiae ed 4 i A Ne By Martin Green. eek WC, 13 waar! You Number of columns of advertising in The rYyervnopy|¢ TeeiONT Attow id == The Wall Street Man Is i Evening World for 12 months, ending is nes the 13 ks a Sprit suewart You Rea: Roe & ar? me j eling, gal he LING ib NT 6 February 29, 1904........0..00++-12,51834 Presto. who tate ee Bon You Knows) TER SEE HOW $| the Only Gambler Who “‘Squeals.’’ Noite of columns of advertising in The ot wisely buc too} 'y | SUBWAY: HELBED Phy FOR THIS UNDER RC “% 4 ening World for 12 months, énding NyGul Know aU PORR Roca oe. =a : February 28, 1903....sssseeceeeees 8.257% En aan Tatheel te | iT! NOT FINISHED YEG) 6677 SEE,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that there aré ie 4 SS ww het brother, or | 2 Be Sh aet ee aee < all kinds of hollers about the double cross iB INCREASE.. - 4,261% Ree Hanaeiver merely hi oes way T wan ro growing out of the Sully failure.” g u BN maniwhe cattl THAT 17S BEING Po “Which is brand new evidence of the fact that 5 This record’ of growth was not equalled by any tpon her and 1 ay Bur R1 Gur! % the Wall street gambler is not a thoroughbred,” replied |__| newspaper. morning or evening, in tho United States. sia esunend ing ty = IE the Man Higher Up. “Whenever there is a failure to call e Me Galignece ala the turn on the market in Wall street and a bunch of the = may be the girl herselt, zal market manipulators get trimmed to the frayed end of , BURTON, ‘HORRIBLE EXAMPLE.” She Is not neccessarily a alily girl. a frazzle a yammer goes up that can be heard to Senator Burton, of Kansas, siands convicted of /PM\ Syrorever sou ment her sou meri Montauk Point and all the losers begin to call each having accepted money to protect the interests of a] in a conversational race against time CE UI condemn accissea by the Government of fraud, Plaine] With her tongue going at amit “If they can't welch any other way they go Into accusea by the Government of fraud. Plains} ii. city and her whole face ¢ bankruptcy, which 1s about the rawest form of welch , there is. There must be something about gambling ly, the jury says he sold for private gain the iniuence| as if she were straining every nerve te j a : attaching to his high office. hig the record of rapid-fire small under police protection, like they do in Wall street, that That a member of the national Senate can be guilty| You meet her in the cars with her ¢ brings out the influence of a yellgw streak. © «The professional gambl. , who is outlawed from tl drawing-rooms because of the nature of his calling, seldom welches and seldom squeals. The only big ° welcher on the race track that I can recall in recent years was cut dead in his own set and gets the icy mitt every time he shows himself. When the profess'onal gambler goes broke he turns his bankroll over to his creditors « and leta them cut it up without any undue squeezing of Did you ever the mazuma. Then he starts out with what he can The Gas Trust MUST Raise 9 xnow that thou- >| raise to run up another roll. The Price of Gas, sands of people } “When a Wall street gambler who has run up @ i eee . e: friend, hi ih inundates of a malfeasance bringing him to the level of the most Sie TiEKVENIerarnioe oa paethe hopelessly political “boodle” alderman must make the} poor thing, who Is not averse to a H 4 ttle conversation on her own account, nation blush. That the offender has been so promptly Gene as the dilie, agaahar aye and clearly converted into “‘a horrible example” is mat-| sstume the half-comatose exprension of) os Se a one who has lost all hope of getting aaa ter for naticnal congratulation. an opening herself. Se ++ “Other Senators make’ money the same way,” You pass her strolling on one of the whit " cl] ers alli enues with her best roung wan, whined the wretched Burton. Of course it is not true. | 46, {x warine with an ats of statld en: Guilt seeks excuse in vituperation. Only—one could |durance straight before him wills she, i 1 ; fi vith her head. inclined graciously to- wish that the honorable Senators were all as little in-| Wana nim, talks, talks, talke, clined to listen to the glib persuasion of tariff-favored] You see them together later nt the DERE -NOW TAKE Then We'll All Join the Don't. DIE ove N million or more in a few months runs against the blunt corporati 7 lay, where, proud of her previously A Good LONG Worry Club! i end of the percentage and has to let go; he cries 80 fe rporations as they are to dabble for personal fees] acquired knowledge of the plot, she Look AT DE AT he) hard that you'd think the hose had been turned on him. 4 in matters of doubtful def yrevents him from underatanding whit UNDERGROUND) = : ; 5 of d ul defense. fcavea ag " ew iat TUNNEL! ~~ 4 SORTING? He clings to the cush as though he had earned it sawing q ever Sout el ia going on by her eagerness to tel — f Aman who has an income of $1,000 spends about : - oY him what ts coming next. Here, there? i three-fourths of It and does not know what to do with * | wood. The sure-thing element in Wall street speculating + . HONOR AMONG—FINANCIERS. ebaipuhere| hac: tongue te Rolie, the rest. ‘ gets so strongly impregnated in the professionals that ri Mr. Thomas Laweon tes+!fled in court that he and Mr. What is she talking about? What O ¢ What Is the RESULT? He WORRIES, gets BRAIN they entirely overlook the fact that there is a chance in HAS AGS pes. Gas Trust to be a friend of Humanity, all gambling. They could take lessons from the news- The Gas Trust must relleve the PEOPLE of every boy crap-shooters around the Bridge entrance in the superfluous dollar they eave to keep them from worrying. way to be game.” eden Ut pe boris atest eres “It’s a wonder the professionals wouldn't get into the good for him. be Report him to THIS PAPER, and we will see that he “Most of them have tried It and got stung,” sald the eaiteneed to properly. Man Higher Up. “A few have got in right and are mak- Henry H. Rogers “had one deal which netted $46,000,000, [are the wild waves saying, mother.) « conceriinel wh $ » ‘| the whole day long? ( er ‘ C9 E {ch no writing ever passed between us. Tt haw been wtated that (he average! } ‘e have long known that credit 1s the most Impor-| human hbeing's vocabulary consists of} tant clement in the methods of modern business. We]about ftteen hundred words, Of these) fhave even been taught that there was such a thing as/the gabbling girl probably does nit ri make habttual use of more thin 500, honor among thieves. But this strange and startling IM-|tigeed, judged by her haere rir rites Wall strect game," remarked the Cigar Store Man. { novation of mutual confidence between high financters| few stock phrasrs and platitudes that : If it were not for GAS what 14 become of our i e % 5 a ne iore ¢ not for what woul yf rita esteraascls lal is, . fs a to rietere) idan eet ast 3 Idlotorlal GOOKS ? Think of that! Think! Gas has ing good, but when a wise gambler like Honest John i aM Is rfinancierlal faith is, however, an established joe eine kone fi words in al ® floated the BVENING FUDGE for years! Gas! And Kelly goes Into Wall street and gets a crimp put into i et, It has recently found expression in phenomend ing itheral aatimate. Haye vou ever en-| oe et ef Fadgo scundge rubbed on your exs Bll wil him that lasts for years it shows that they have methodt i ‘which have been aptly and elegantly termed “gentlemen's | tered a crowded a heavily fretght-| # make ita Walk-ted GscuiBents your gas of outgeneraling a sucker below the dead-line that ty ; agreements.” Such an agreement is ridiculously simple, | 1 ferry-boat, « nmed elavator that | % i wD « . i two and nometimes half a dozen fe-| 4 Tenderloin sports can't get next to. é Two apparently credulous “gentlemen” pin their faith In| ("0 an’, sometimes niles lmamil-| « ome Irish Emblems. As to the emblems ,to be frequently seen on Irish ban- ners and regalia, the round tower and 4he wolf dog are certainly suggestive and symbolic of ancient Erin. So also is the harp, once the national musical instrument—the ‘ To-day’s $5 Prize “‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial Was Written by William Klein, 149 Broadway, New York City. iti arr nee famous, almost sacred, harp at in Tara's hal e BO! PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES for To-day, $1 Paid for Each: No- 1—JOSEPH J. REILLY, 191 Summi of music shed, A crownless harp was a favorite emblem 1s Ave., Jersey City, N.J.; No. 2—C- R. EGGLESTON, 2 Hudson St.,New York City; No. 3-MILDRED AUGENTE of Fenianism, But it was an Englsh King, Henry VIIL, each ather’s honor and make $46,000,000. The only | (aneoupa platitude . weak point in the scheme is that the general public, un-|aines!’ So inevitable fortunately not being a “gentleman,” cannot furnish any | ut mage that If you aaee iS: 3 five ear you cannot get in among a honor, and so must content Itself with contributing, as fudr-eized crowd without beginning to its share, most of the $46,000,000, listen for it, to dread its coming and Nevortheless, every patriotic breast should swell with|to grit. your teeth In anguish when pardonable pride to think that In our country honesty in|! comes. If some conversational puth- a hat th : finder would only break the galling so deep rooted that there is not only confidence between |) .as of customary gabble and change wed Mie sar. is that wor nal- fellow-citizens and honor among thieves, but “gentle-|the brand of fieh—say par like mack b js ‘ wgen’s agreements” between great financiers, erel, or anchovigs, or ¢ get away 143 East Ave., Long Island City. who first adopted the harp and put it on his flag as (he from ‘the finny tribe altogether and 6 te ry : arms of Ireland, or rather of the English colony in Ireland, ‘se branch out into dried peaches or figs. Tc-Morrow'‘s Prize ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial Gook, ‘‘Train Your Baby to Write with ats Feet.’’ and there {t remains to the present day, a golden harp on eae eee aansiver ohs| ‘olue ground, in one of the quarters of the British royal Sean he cleeiwaraaeee: eere'e erie MeN tue nian ace uaa standard, The Red Branch Knights of Ulster had on their banner a crimson Mon, which was afterward adopted as death by a criminal. The circumstances were such that! jectionable platitude—turn up like a bad] & e < é 5 4 had he so elected he could have killed the criminal in- ny : ot tt d Ss | Id e) ] F W d ot the flag of the Irish colony in Scotland, later as the flag a : ae Halt the people you know, If you moet 1 e ra 1 [@) Tr n our or Ss. Z of all Scotland, and as such this Irish-Scoteh red lon on @ gtead: In) that case there would have been no loss, but them twice in a day remark with jovial : 1 &.| yellow ground now appears on the British standard, ding- — ¢ , nally opposite the Irish harp. The English portion of the SHOOTING AND BEING SHOT. ane on the contrary a distinct gain. originality: » Since then a policeman has shot the leader of a] “Well, here T am again. Turned up] standard, by the way, consisted of King Edward's three threatening mob, thus dispersing the mob and definitoly, | !!ke a bad penny.” 2 Wena e leopards, now changed into Hons. But for ages England St temporarily, reforming the leader. The wounded man The other hair of we people yon wim STOR had no distinctive national flag. those who don’t live In New York, thi at this writing has a chance to recover. Whether or not} ie necessary, though they dwell no y of the Potnted Paragraphs. Women would rather look at dresses than listen to ad- dresses. Some girls would rather flirt than eat, and some do both simultaneously. ‘The judge charges the jury, but not as much as the law- yer charges his client, Many a man who knows there is room at the top sits down and waits for the elevator. With the exception of the girl's father and the dog all the world tolerated a lover, If a married man has degrading ties it is ten to one his wife bought them at a bargain sale. Many a man who meanders around the free-lunch route daily likes to be seen entering a first-class hotel. When a young man begins to Inquire about a girl's abill- Mes as a cook {t is up to her to ascertain if he can provide the necessary meterial,—Chicago News. Bernhardt’s Wit. A lady in Paris who Was celebrated for her skill in palm- istry asked many friends to advise her as to a projected visit to» London. Would the climate agree with her? Would exalted society patronize her exercises in palmistry? Some said one thing and some another; but when Sarah Bernhardt was consulted she made the most profound re- mark of all: “You had better find it all out in your hand!” Such was the modesty of the ¢hiromancer that she had entirely overlooked that professional expedient. he recover {s an unimportant detail. The principle of | further away than the first station on the encounter {s the essence of the whole matter. the Long Island Road, to remark when In certain quarters a policeman !s looked upon as an | they run up against you on Broadway: 8 i enemy. If he makes an arrest there are grave chances |. “W%. this ts a surprise! awn sea that the robber will attack and overpower or Kill him, | (oueht of mecting you ture. ti $ He has the individual right of self-defense, but he i3 |jatda the undisputed championship of 7 more than an individual. He is the representative of | America, England and Australia) Jaw and order, When in performance of his work he is| Besides these phrases, sign manuals i attacked, society is attacked. Thus his right is accentt-|f the obbler, there are the poor, overs ‘4 single words—there ought, by eted into an actual duty. to be an elght-hour law for There should be no toleration of brutality on the part such as “‘strenuous," “weird,” of the police, nor an overreadinees to employ deadly | “‘tlerce” and a hundred others, PF weapons. Yet in the moment of emergency, when to} Then thera are the outworn proverbs ‘ shoot or to be shot are the alternatives, the ruflan and| Which unthinking people use without alluing that the wisdom of one gen- not thé policeman is the logical sacrifice. eration makes the platitudes of another, 9 =| a and that we might as well take ou { The Microbe of Divorce.—In her sult for divorce, @ St. | Oijthoe as our thoughts second-hand Paul w alleges that her husband songht to poison yet that Is her with kisses, She retused to receive these conjugal] tiv. male or ¢ carsesses hecause she noticed a sweet, metallic taste on the , x ¥ proffered lips. With every possible sympathy for a | Woman in’ distress, the surmise is ventured that any sane fury would do its best to throw such a plea out of court a ‘There is a degree of improbubility in the statement that 5 ‘go pair uf lips may be lowded with poison with YP detriment to the owner and this polson passed on with GLAD- HAND GAZETTE Cran ole risely what every gab- nale, does, Giggling ts the natural sequel of gab- biing, but the giggler at least orlgindtes —eve though it be only a giggle. ——$—— SOME OF THE ATHLETIC fathl ‘eft to the receiver Wh ver jerobes ne a hue ip may harhor and altuse, the microbe of divorce BESTOh> : ; most likely has its habitat elsewhere, > oe ; : : OF TRE BAY. DEOHHOSDHOCOOHOO DS 840Gb. 800-90580400647$00:50-000-000000090000 { Can You Draw This? CRIME AS A REGULAR OCCUPATION. a0 - eat l a q “India,” says an American traveller in a letter of DUSK! PHILOSOPHY. cE cecent date,.“is the only country where cri yori Seeoriey mene nie Conten Mbe ny Use L H L | N hi ap 0 e crime was ever lige dey wus trvin’ to make Up. foh ooping the Loop s Nothing New; It Was Done in 1846. | z While France in-| vented the “Loop- the-Loop."” America has added many and sensational — varla- tons to the original, systematically carried on as a regular and legitimate |qaoir own shortcomin's by bein’ wif de occupation.” The instances are cited of the Barwars, |chillen."—Washington Star. Sonoriaths, and other tribes, who are model and peace- able citizons on their own estates, but unholy terrors when they roam abroad, Se itr te See Feet brantl ~Here, | This old _woodout, This traveller has not etudied at home as he should|pronsre to pay for te. "Where's. the | Htavre of 3816, showa have done. Else would he have heard of the Beef Trust | proprietor? how {t was done In ———__ Looping the loop WISE MAN. is no new thing. tribe, an aggregation of solid citizens in {ts repose Walter—-He's gone home to lunoh, air. | the Frascat!Gardens Pes tate but a band/ot briganita wh Teposetul) ntiadeiphia Ledger. Vat Havre tn that Firat a bleyeliat , of brigands when it gambols across = Sen madiltles cours looped the loop ina oe . f \ clreus, Later the loop was lvoped ina nrotor car. At pres- enta variation, sad country, holding up the poor man’s dinner table. TAKING CHANCES. wheeled cars se, too, he would have noted strange things done by] ophar jand.” said the city neol ning on ratls corporations under New Jersey charters—"legitimate” {in valued at $80 a front foot." | Used and the price things, of course, since they were and are “accordant nderation!” exclaimed the ola} °% % Tide was two known as “Looping ‘with Jaw, or wita the forms and requirements of law"— | farmer, hastily moving back on to the sad el is ms : web ey Uns j the Gap," is in @t home in Jersey. Stes Beton soe ante ioe five | called, was exhibited la . if ) vomiel! minions a Indeed, there are many things about trust procedures, | me rent?”—Chicute MN ® | throughout France Leeceu sani ae Pa Bos) Post. }) io drawing of charters and the framing of franchi oo and ie periie, ane : ( vip : eas eal aa fin this great land upon which a native traveller might AN ECONOMIST. 1H 188, when It wan : ; ' i : feel throtigh the: alte [i ftably dwell before generalizing about lawful law-| EAM %~Bedad. thot mon Mulligan ta| revived at theCiraue eat ’ } E i } Oa aerate “Weapess in any other land. wonderful. A sandbagger iild him uv| Napoleon, in Paris, i < % ae i ; : rats phony vid : one lonely strate. but soon suppressed Nas + 5 x Z tention in Germany} wants teachers to tench football, and gets Menny—Awn Fhwat did Mulligan do?| by the prefect of ee 2 “ maaan by looptag the To Can you draw thie figure without lifting your pencil. trom 1 —] i York wants instructors tn cooking, and nas | th’ wae Away awn Corsied tre oxne eee [Police In congequence of an accident. in & wheel. He stands inside a widé-tired wheel, his arms and legs serving ‘as 5 mightier than the baking-pau. | “<2 M4, 2ule Womangto-scrub ‘wid—Chic| ‘The first dF the recent loops seems to have been Prescott's “centrifugal rall-| spokes, and thus whirl loop,” ‘making enough revolutions to| the paper, without going over the same line twice, abd [cago ew, Se way" at Coney Island, —~ is nee ele tne apinhae’ pote! — without allowing any line to cross another? |=.