The evening world. Newspaper, March 26, 1904, Page 8

eR aeomane _BATERDAY EVENING MARCH 28, 1904, w THE » EVENING » WORLDS ot cost “Wark Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office @t New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to @ VOLUME 44...... The Evening World First. Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World for 12 months, ending February 29, 1904..........000..+612,51834 Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World for 12 months, ending February 28, 1903.........06000.+- 8.257% INCRBASE........ 4,261% This record of growth was not equalled by any Newspaper, morning or evening, in the United States. THE STIR UNDER THE 'LID."" of a wide-open town. in case no nails are drawn from the “lid.” chance. Promises. they make—if they don’t stop making them. deserts. ; before, McAvoy should go. At Coney the Gefies the tiger. ephant burned. lick from the and at © each for the beasta! HUMAN RIGHTS AND LINEN. Operative is April 1. and patent leathers ented in siarched linen is manifes FI forfeited the right to any style of shirt becoming. THE SEASON OF SPORTS, : The season of amateur sports is opening auspiciously, In the first meet of the spring Norman Dole, animals. Norman Do! “Ko the West the Doles of Stanford are as famous —f Poes of Princeton in the Kast. Three Doles ha VF tained teams and broken records under the cardinal ball fan, New Yorkers will ¢ he summer fs ove: Prove the quality of the game é Bennings opened with its rec f ? ing day. More than that, i than ever before. More fre training, both Li {mn Washington and here in New York. The metro i politan tracks wiil have their share of prosperity © devote to politics. THE SURGEON'S DARING SKILL, the beating heart of a live man held in his be the one part of the body sacred from the dar Knife ard needle. Persons who have seemed to die, * The world moves on, and the doctors with it, factory Epin Ute teelf. for NO. 18,588. There is news that Mr. Murphy's nerve has been shaken by the persistent demands of men under the 4” for the fulfilment of allegea campaign promises There is the threat of dire disaster to Tammany Halli i There is the story of a gamblers’ alliance, strictly Offensive, against Commissioner McAdoo and the po- licemen who obey orders and break the masters of As for promises, those which hold in the public eye -and the law are the vows tor good government given both by Murphy, the leader, and McClellan, the Mayor. It should, for the nerves cf everybody righteously fF concerned, be better to keep than to break these | As for Commissioner McAdoo and his policemen, they will be publicly loved for the “sporting” enemizs As for Tammany, victory or defeat, that should be a matter not governed by threats, but by doings and The conclusion of the whole matter is that there should be and continue to be nothing less than good Promises well kept and a good “lid” well nailed. As MeCarren Journeymen plumbers in an Illinois town have iasned @ ukase that bosses in the trade must wear “boiled @hirts.” Most fittingly, the date set for this tu become There seems to be a theory that, once tncased In the stipulated raiment, the bosses would refrain from , doing the work of journeymen. If this is the dea, the Uniform should be made to include silk hat, kid gloves Although the disadvantage of plumbing while gar- {t would consist principally in diversion of part of the profits to the Jaundry. A boss with a good contract cou'd endure this 4 Revolt 1s expected. One who has risen to the altl- tude of boss plumber will never concede that he has he deems of Stan- ford University, California, smashed the world’s record fot pole-vaulling, cleaning tweive fect three-quarters of an inch. Breeding will tell, in men, as well as in 8 father is ex-President Dole, ) of Hawaii, a physical giant-and a famous swimmer, In 8 the ap With two leagues fighting for possession of the base- me great sport before Competition of that kind will im- d crowd for an open horses were entered While Senator Frawley's boxing bill may revive amateur fisticuffs in New York State, California con- Unues to he the stronghold of the Professional, With @ feather-weight championship as a starter, Jeffrics and Munroe to fellow quickly, and other championships 4D prospect, jovers of pugilism will have little timo Early in this month of March a surgeon stood with hand He took six stitches In the organ, put it back in the Fight place, and the man lived on. The operation was one of a series of surgical marvels of the last two or three years, through which the heart has ceased to ing And now there is news of the heart massage. The vital organ is exposed and subjected to gentle manip- | ulations which restore its beating. So life returns to| Nor do the newest marvels of surgery stop with operations upon the heart. Within a week there has been announced at a Philadelphia hospital the miracle of splicing nerves. An Interrupted telegraphic cireutt | of the body was remedied, just as a Western Union line 1s restored to service by the piecing of two wires. € pojat further for science to go is to demonstrate The latest man to try to kill Woman Jn support of his declaration of love for her b- Phen he sought to blow brains out of himaelf: | being there, fadléd. Next, the observing throng | 4 beat him-nearly to death, after which he For an example of the strenuous type ® One has so far been pecullarly satisfa: “bya long sentence in prison, it complaint, Is Man or. Woman More Constant? — By Nixola Gregley-Smith. 8 man or woman more constant? ‘There would seem to be but one answer possible to this much discussed question, For con- stancy Ja the one virtue of which women have pract!- ally a monopoly treating the ct Is to declare that there are many reasons for believing women the more constant, and an equal number for #0 adjudging men, and that it fs a matter of temperament and not of sex. 5 ts begging the question, For, ng that It la @ matter of tempera- ment, it 1 atrable that the temperament for constancy is largely confined to the weaker halt of creation. It fs doubtful whether either Edwin or Angelina starts life with « vocation for constancy, Usually the virtue is born of love and cherished and cultivated for the one we love rather than for our- selves Now Edwin has insisted from the be- sinning of time that Angelina's con- stancy Is her supremest excellence and What he most loves her for, Therefore, Angelina {a constant. However, she has not had the good sense to preach the same doctrine to Edwin, She has not led him to believe that constancy ia the moat essential attripute of man, In- tellect, strength, power, these ure the things has insisted upon, Bo that Edwin haa como to feel that, possessing these, she will, if she must, more or leas tearfully agree with btm that ancy Is for him & negligible virtte. To be sure ee is beginning to realize her mistake. It {no longer considered the function of & good woman to en dure forever the hare ' (sof @ worthless man, Juat be- married Ww happens tot (Sud dn lesining that constancy does not menn un unintelligent cling: fog to & person not really ft for her to Know, she has mode a tremendous ad ince Recognizing constancy aa the vivre dost cherished of man, she has i ous enough to insist thet ' Keep & litle of it himself, and ho lower her with tt all that all mon are tneon Gint Some of them on the contrary He Of the moat aggravating, ghastly fdeljiy to w who do not and never will Inve them, and who find thelr per- sistence in the face of repeated rebutts a far gre Inconvenience than it is «compliment. Bernard Shaw put the Whole question of constancy in a nut- shell when he made one of hin airy and epigratmmatic young men aay: “The fickleness of the women I love ta only eunalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me."* ‘The samme thing appites to the men, varticularly the well-chosen adjective aualifying the fldelity we don't want, Men generally have the idea that wom- en are fond of admiration no matter what Its source; that there is some- thing In the devotion of the least intor- esting specimen of mankind that ts not Altogether displeasing to them, This may be true of women under twenty- five who have not become altogether ac- customed to belng grown up, Dut after that they become discriminating enough to realize that while the constancy of people we don't love may be a virtue, It is ulso very frequently a bore, Sut, howe SOME OF THE BEST JOKES OF THE DAY. — AT LAST. are Tf wind or weather, 1. or light or shade? a heart thats like a feather— mas debts are paid! veland Plain Dealer. oo DOLLARS AND SENSE. Cholly—Did he weally say | had more than bwalns? How widiculous ‘pe-—Why so? Didn't you berr of him to-day ?—Philadelphia per. ——— THE TRUTH OF IT, ‘So Jagsby has ubsconded. Another f00d man gone wrong. “Nonsense. Is merely a bad man who has been found out.’’—Philadelphia Ledger, — = MORMONOLOGY, Lives of Mormon saints remind us That when we have passed away Smith will be on deck behind us, Multiplying every day. Chicago Record-Hornld ——[—— SOMETIMES. Sometimes, dear little one I wonder why you came to me; Bomoetimes, dear little one, I wonder what my strength would be If God had not you to share Whatever triumphe T may win, ou had not been sent to bear e shame ff I descend to sin— Sometimes, dear little one. Sometimes, dear little one. Donbt comes to mock me bitterly; Sometimes, dear little one, { hear Temptation calling me. tf you had not been sent to reap ‘The crop I sow, the wheat or tares, I wonder if I might not weep As weaklings do beneath their cares— Sometimes, dear little one, —8, E. Kiser, in Chicago Recora- i “ 2006 3 Yet, such ts the fear of expressing The Great and Only Mr. Peewee. THE MOST IMPORTANT LITTLE MAN ON EARTH. Mr. Peewee Has an Adventure with Luigi, the Barber. MAGNELIUS | Vos ir rou SAID! [ DOND CAN HEAR 1D’ SPEAG 1T OwiIdt M(O%H- vY DID DOT Bove TALK ME AVAY FROM ‘ ‘i TTY YET! MY_HEARING ALRETT VY Deal) VARLET: MINION. SCULLION!' HOW DARE YOU INSIN~ UATE THAT MY HEAD IS_NOT , CLEAN! I DIDNT COME. HERE TO BE INSULTED! You! BUY A FU0CE AND CET A RED SMUDGE positive opinions in| ¢ old type that the| 2 usual menner of “Lie , On nae $40050040-00040006-60006-0006-6-6-08 oo8 Mrs, Nagg and Mr. — ‘OU got this automobile to please me, you say? wants to return it! “Oh, no, Mr. Nagg. at this late} “or mother want an automobile? Oh, Nagg, for all 1 know you are taking us out to have us all killed. “You ‘You have it only on trial, and you! speed is dangerous, you s: you interfere with the boy? It fs not ‘Ian't that just like him, mamma? He | fast. I like him to go fast: You eee, I wanted to go fast, and so you made can return it, you say? sees I enjoy having an automobile, he f To-day’s $5 Prize ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial was written by Latrea PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES for To-Day—$1 Paid for Each: No. 1 »NUSBA, 134 Prospect Place, Brooklyn; No, 3—E. E. WYGAN, 123 East Eighteenth St.. New York City. NARLET-A You LEETL-A xp Foe N= (= 15x Why the Russians Hate to Die, And Yét They Are Brave Enough to Wear Whiskers. Copyret, 1804, by the Planet Pu. Co Don't COGITATE yet. This ts too deep for you. Be- sides, regarding NERVE, we can tell you a Jot about it. The nerves connect with the BI and notify es when we are hit with a brick or other pain preducer. The Russians only eat food which goes to STOMACH and not to their BRAIN. Their brain, therefore, not commission: The nerves then they can’t do the NOTIFICATION ACT. This is the reason why the Russiass hate to slapped with a twelve-inch shell and retire with on thelr WHIS! AP HOME w MAGAZINE. “Open Season’’ for Gotham’s Pool- Rooms? bs SEE by some of the papers,” said The Cigar Store Man, “that there is a pool-room on every block, with a man out fn front of it ringing @ bell.” “Your dope is filtered,” replied The Man Higher Up. “Not only have the pool-rooms got bally- hoo men in front of them, but they are advertising ip the Sunday-school papers, They have travelling sales- men out with bands, stopping on street corners near’ factories and holding mass-meetings to boost the propo- sition that ft is easier to make money by betting on the horses than it is to work. According to that dope of . yours the Iii4 was blown off Thursday amd is roaming around among the comets. “With this guaranteed special dnformation tn-hantgas ce S. Ka MARK GOLDBERG, 1701 Lexington Ave., New York City; No. 2—M. L. Monday's Prize ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial Gook, ‘‘The Use of Mice in War.”’ PLYSD CROPS SEDI THONGS OOHE GE BES HOGI GD ED BEGSIESSSOVS OO SE 14. & i By Roy L. McCardell. IMastrated by GENE CARR. Copyright, 1904, by the Press Publishing Company, (The New York World.) He Wastes His Money on an Automobile, and Yet if She Spends a Cent on Herself He Carries on Terribly—Why Does He Act So Unkindly Toward That Best of Women? “Oh, Mr. Nagg, for all | know you do not try t oadd hypocrisy to} sata you did! Mamma heard you, your constant effort to snub me by] brother Willle heard you, and in spite scowds and scolding Of this you accuse me of falsehood! “You had no thought of me, You! “Why did you bring me out in this never think of me. If I dare spend alawful machine, risking my Mfe and cent you make my Ilfe miserable for me; mamma's life and brother Willle's life? with your constant carping. Oh, 1am so nervous! 1 know aome- “Yea, I did say I would ike an auto-|thing ts going to happen, I shall mobtle, but it was not for myself. It was for little brother Willie, Ho is xo anxious to and he ho to whom an automobile ride would gtve| lee and can | great pleasure. this without any © aut you ‘other Willfe. r Willle is so He ja an ath- some ood In the world, | An! heard of some young girls | strong and self fun aceldent 18 and care- er think of any one save! Besides, he ts so coura, You kriew he wanted to take) ful, He Hover gets excttes out the automobile all by himecif, and| “Of course, you hate my brother Wil- of course you deny him that le, because “What did you get an automobile for? | Work all day like you do. His fs an ar e Is not strong enough to tistle, Cemperament, he believes La cut want an automobile? Doe ber, like you are. Tam in tt, he eces how | the machine craw! along. swift ride’ through the| ‘Let brother bracing air does me, and of course he of twenty-alx. e you want to return it! You machine like] Don't 1 have to take him up his break- fast? And yet you bring him along and| When you took us outt make him do all the work! SHALL run the machine as long as You see he is happy and 't | go to prison! Ah, vou did it on pur ! Oh, Mr, Nage, thank | pose! Oh, Mr, Mr_| tured lelwure, He Is nota money grub- my pleasant disposition dear papa Ah, if he you treated me he would He never let any one im- pose on him, and if anybody crooked their finger et bim he would stand up for bie rights anq@ knock. them. down, Tun over a dog if! mips are taking ue out to have us kille di” He 1s only a playful boy) bile. I suppose you are going to tell You forget you were/me that he pawned everything you gave him. v ! Why di “Suppose ‘he did? They were his own Pane Sune el att | things and he scorned to be beholden might have upset and killed us all, You| (You. He died before there were see brother Willle ts reckless, and yet|®” you are too lazsy to run the machine yourself, and you make him do all the when you know he has been prac-|/# Tunning too fast, you say? for the weight-lifting contests at hix club and Is Ured. You Kno Haven't you seen him lyin; automobiles, you say? Vas that his fault? you doing? He raced us! your disagreeable thi “We will be arrested; brother Wilite papa didn't mind being arrested, but he'n dead now aha you are insulting his memory by sneering at him. Is he able to get up| “Why to you stop the machine? the morning like you are?| What, we are being arrested? Oh, Mr. Nagg, I knew you meant some mischief “Why didn't you take my advice and let brother WilHe run the machino all Naga, I see it all!" ee WITH A VARIATION, “Drujj and hie wife have quarrelied, have they? What's the matter?” “Oh, it'e the old trouble—poor cook- ® few frogskins in your kick and spread out withthe intention of putting {t down on one of the ponies at Bennings. Unless you have got the password you ‘have about as much show of getting into e pool-room as.qou have of being invited to a champagne dinner. at -thelen- tral Park Casino given by Bishop Potter. “There never was a time in the edministration, of Mayor Low that a man couldn't get a bet down tie ‘was steered right. It has been the eame-way eversinc some genius discovered that a man-didr/t have to goto the track to butt the odds. In New York there hese been periods when cops stood in with the game endqut their Dit. They may be getting their bit in New ‘You® now, but you can't get away from the fact that these are thousands of men who don't think it eny mom of color to bet on @ horse race than to bet on whether-e certain line of stocks will elevate or descend. “Just as long as there are men willing to bet that they. can pick winners there will be other men willing to dis pute their judgmant with the long green. There are | many who are unable to get wise to the reason why it is 8 crime to bet 6n « horse race in a pool-room and a mat- ter of business to bet on a horse race in the betting-ring at the race-tracks, There are others who wonder at the influences exerted by the race-track people in fighting the pool-rooms. “If the racetrack owners had their way, taking bets in a pool-room would be a crime punishable by a short period of repose in the electric chair; if the pool- room men had their way they would have their places fas open as there appears to be an impression in some quarters that they are. As it is, there are pool-rooms run under cover and there is about as much chance of putting them out of business es there is of cutting Cen- tral Park up into building hots.” “I never was in a pool-room in my life,” asserted The Cigar Store Man. “Then it is up to you to take your pen fn hand and write to Commissioner McAdoo telling him where the open pool-rooms are,” responded The Man Higher Up. Is the Shamrock Modern ? ‘The antiquity of the shamrock as an Irish national emblem 1s assailed. The learned and painstaking Dr. P. W. Joyce sayst “It ts not easy to determine the origin of the Irish custom of wearing a bunch of shamrocks in the hat on St. Patrick's day—the 17th of March. According to the popular belief it commemorates an incident in the life of St. Patrick—that om @ certain ocoasion, when he was explaining the mystery of the Trinity to the pagan Irish, he took up a single shamrock and pointed out the three leaves growing from one stem: to illustrate the, doctrine of tho three persons in one God. But this story must be an in- vention of recent times, for we find no mention of {t in eny of the old lives of the saint. Neither are we able to say that the custom iteelf is of any higher antiquity; for though it 1s now observed by the Irish all over the world, and though it 1s mentioned by a few writers of the last 200 o7 900 years—as, for instance, by Thomas Dinvly in 1675, who describes how the Irish wore crosses and shamrocks on Bt. Patrick's day—yet we find no allusion to it én anctent Irten ! writings.” Pointed Paragraphs. ; A man who can't talk and will talk should be muzzled, Never judge a man’s knowledge by the things he says, Tt {s usually the painstaking man who manages to avoid In, Parhe mightiness of the hairpin excceds that of both tha pen and the sword. ‘A man knows what to do én the hour of danger as long as the danger doesn't show up. There aren't enough adjectives in the English languago to enable a girl properly to describe her first beau, Only a fool man would deliberately make an enemy by guessing within ten years of a woman's real age. Woman's hand. in connection with her slipper, has played ® very important part in the work of civilization. Many a man sits around and growls about having to support a wife who works eighteen hours a day trying to support him.—Chicago News. —— | A Puzzle for Artists. } = e © © ®© 8® @ @ *e © © @ @ ee oer © Oe, Ser e The problem here is to draw a square in such a way that it will be wholly within the group of thirty-six do.g and will inclose just twelve of the dots, ‘The last chapter of the serial story, “Woven on ‘ate’s Loom,” by Charles Garvice, will be found on