The evening world. Newspaper, March 24, 1904, Page 14

vemvwe 4p THE ut EVENING WORLD'S # HOME MAGAZINE. a 9ODOE8OOO944O8F5000781062OH 00060204 94000 OH2O5-4-96-406616044 nanan = The Great and Only Mr, Peewee. Woman and agit THE MOST IMPORTANT LITTLE MAN ON EARTH. = # Mr. Peewee Imagines Himself a Mechanical Genius and Tries to Fix an Auto. & # 3?) y2-9O-b-00 8-0 £.544-960856-0930990004 1930004099 "Man Higher Up The Circus Rider’s Grip on YOLUME 44... +-NO. 16,556. SS] ONT Nixola Greeley-Smith.!!| 64 ont Hur OFF) / G RAY “We Guat} BE DETAINED ONLY The Evening World First. | 7 Temporanicy! Sete eaiaees | Armed with a double-barrelied shot: | r G JOERS TAND EXACTLY , P Number of columns of advertising in The gun, Mrs. John Wover, a temperance } HATE Sup DAT TER Boys’ Hearts. worker, Jast night single-handed cleared C ‘KNOw EVERY ce Bap! / R lout a “bitid) tiger: = / . Neer Maer ter yor 77 'M AFRAID,” remarked the Cigar Store Mam, February 29, 1904...... Gsioes SOIZIOIOLS || VAtrininnlutithe piace sahecentared| sud . You Witt. BE SUR ~o “that my oldest kid is mashed on Dallie Number of col s of advertising in The | dently. Her husband ordered her to, 7S e\PRISED How Bp, an xe ai zu eae earns umber of columns of advertising Hee ee eralaw ad deere ronies \ ap TEASY- -- Z (Loar our Julian, the star bareback rider with the ¢ircus, Evening World for 12 months, ending | t Evening World for 12 months, eadiag | Wover ordered the proprictor to. close He has sold all the old rags and bottles in the Wut he refused, when she February 28, 1903.......seeeeeee++ G.257% [01 7) house and blown himself for tickets to the Garden. ay "4 : Sawa Last night I caught him casting envious glances at = 1 ia 1 q INcREASE........ 4,261% *s “You put my husband out of here Twill demoliah everything In tht | place.” Then whe became angry, stepped AH! T BAe Lr é the lead pipe fe (fbenauiial ae nae cocked the gun. saying to tie - “Tt! Bu fi ip. "Show me Th jot equalled by any | crm Sr give earh ot yam thle | 4 hat al COME A. a Hache veel puitiéa ines a capes Mase wheat _ This record of growth was not eq Reconda te get out of here.” The ron Y7 HERE YOu VAGRAN a Kid vandldllisioe vou aeuenemhoniiniieekted Newspaper, morning or evening, in the United States. || a4, cjeared immediatel).-Yesterdas es Wis AEB leat > GPARKLETS! Now-| ¢ | Was & an show you nan s gi carer | [Buy A FUDGE AND GET A REO SMu0Ce - F STAY RIGHT ‘ ,| right. The boy who doesn’t get fascinated by the FADING this! 4? HE EVE! ING FUDGE. - Ke fe) THERE ‘ ¢) < | glamour of the spangles and the circus music is due to DESERTED BY HIS FRIENDS. R seace rom | | NS al | srow up to be a bank cashier with mucllage om hit yesterdays fingers when the bank’s money is around. “I'll never forget my first solo circus mash. I hit the lot with the parade in time to see the grand free ex- hibition, There was a sweet little blonde doing & stunt on a slackwire, just outside the main tent, that was all to the pussy willows for me. When sne Mr. Sully seems to have been teserted by his friends. news. one realizes | | that whoever tx responsible for the! ® Perhaps they left him on an impulse similar to that wave of pri sring af y . + . teabd, Y philorophy that has of the rat whose tail points in the direction of a sinking swept masculine ship. ' Py SP America. it in Car F ‘ ; , rle Nation who has That honor exists among thieves is sometimes ad- given a similar tm skinned the cat down off the wire after her act and itted. If this is t surely that admirable quality *Tpetys to fiv-sitsu skipped over the grass to the tent she brushed me as mitted, Is iS rue, urely at a hes quality PeerHOGavA Manele | = > | she passed and gave me a look. I wouldn't have takem ought not to be lacking among high-toned gentlemen weaker we | % ie : S fl ari henerent eget ior estankTanet eel who would scom the thought of stealing. It might] | Brees Sine tee ance eet : %| “I goes inside the tent and the next I see of my 4 have suggested the tossing of a life-preserver to theit|smasnea” her way into notoriety aud | jossess sho is throwing a single over a long line of old associates, relleyved the Isolation of Geo H \ horses and the lone elephant the show possessed. It i A «_ | ington’s ha by adding n i : : Of course the public, whether squeezed or Mot, 1S) more aestr Implement to fame | Nei and) heyy based you te Ae 5 y was Staci ew hi C; feminine followers of her strenuous . a a interested. Sully was spectacular, fle " high and came iaoel reravring ip avare where Eat Your Bread and Butter Did you ever “Then she came out with a guy who balanced a down hard. It is not sympathy for bim that prompts] “They are not all, to be sure, phito- $Y, Upsta stop and THINK i long pole on his chin, and she shins up the pole ana the notion that he was treated roughly hy sharers of] sop" aavounien of aM Appice of > \\' ] | ace rane vorr vie Sraighs, ff trea vor bead | does ‘a balancing stint that made my heart roa his profits, but a mere sense of justice. Their sudden|a mere abstract principle Ike total 4 | CaN ee CCE es mand t , | Around Iike a doctor's buggy. As she got to the ground pr j ne Nees PYTEL 1904, by the Planet Pub. Co. then bite it and klesed*her hand 5 ‘a v ‘as launcher for my not kind. husbands the strenuous woman in|. fabyicant , sweet ie oles, tntiatris Nation severy: time, Th S y next the roof of your mouth, that you put it mefit. hs nee iat WeIncteay ot the \ Y where it does NO GOOD? “The next time she appeared she had changed her A Milwaukee man draws silver dollars by mind power, Aj) ong in marriage was based, as all The editor of this paper always butters his bread on @ | tights and she rode around“the ring on a horse that Pour feat, The New York high financier draws million® bY | 21, was in those days, on superior y the UNDER SIDE, and then when he takes a bite 1 ithe mind power tiie other fellows lak Tivaiulneccanetn: Ba RaW ee ton ann ’ butter Immediately OILS ‘his teaguel axa ve ani ie had a back like the foyer of the Metropolitan Opera- eee ee the progress which han brought the volubie. House. He was an extremely deliberate horse, but ITY! ERY M H FOR VERY LITTLE, |shotsun with It seems in the mind of Z Did you ever lobster | When she got down ard glued herself to his flank and edie sev gesinsl uation mealth cc eee eer eee aeudl 70 SEB tte 2 ct eat wren and $e ee ee $2,000 see i i ae secu a en nrvca| imental victory’ Ik to the one who | Wf not, learn a lesson of the editor of this paper. @| Tun Or the finale of the act I thought he was golng = 2,000 per year husiness firms are occupying as ror aes ca ehoot the etralghtent. Pat the bread ON the butter, or else eat it UPSIDE mile a minute. x. room the $100,000 asphalt-plaza approach to the West) 4, « matter of fact, t resort to DOWN, ‘ “After that she worked as top-mounter witha + Fiftteth street recreation pier. forse lotanys Wad Deere estintes This editor also rubs butter daily on bis DOME OF »| German-looking team that had a ground and lofiy Very fine, this ilustration of civic economy as it) fermion of methane OO ications. THOUGHT to make him think. : tumbling act, wvas assistant to a Japanese juggler, put sbouldn't be. A fitting parallel to the city’s $1,500] jiteiigence, tact, finesse—call it Hil on a ridiag nabit and did a high-school act with four {ncome from the $20,000 advertising privilege on the] what you will—ls the most modern horses,, acted as ringmaster while foolish persons of + Bi Litrary: tencen See ein mliyiwararnirenomorien 4 the town fried to ride the trick mule, and finafly ‘ i tr are ana rule far better skilled in its wound up by playing a cornet solo in the concert. I 3 sneaked around back of the dressing tent after the an — show and saw her there with a blue wrapper on and a It is but a step from one thing to something else.| io. than men. Ry various processes of graft, favored men are no®| besides, a shotgun only settles things / geiling from the city a Whole Lot for an Insignificant | for the time belng, and it would be ” Go HS * sy is hereby eer uDiDIscei toss eraey GUN Oe 5 tather tiresome to have to get y ‘ pl) FALL your infatuation last?” asked the Cigar Store Little, Shouldn't a halt be called before there Is a modern | ci ery time your husband reached | > = Mau,” 7 ’ reaching of the ancient unattainable—the Something for | for jin hat. ‘Not exactly.” answered tho Man Higher Up, “but Nothing, with a premium? ‘There are so many ways, simpler and my admiration for her. versatility has never faded.” less exhausting to the nervous sys behave. What , : Chtengo telesrapha that three jurora out of more than a {fof making him behave, What ere] PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES for today, $1 pald for each: No. 1. HARRY BENJAMIN, No.'631 East One Hundred and Thirty-eixth etree e . . > MUitred pi MeteM ae caches” tear ionlatactlentaeenls |e, ek cee canner Bronx; No, 2. M. Goldstein, No. 8 ./est One Hundred and Fourteenth street, New York City; No. 3. Mre, H. HEIDE, No, 240 South strect, Jersey 3, refused bribes. Which way is the number surprising? a Heights, N. J. ca ‘Source of Radium. Radium exists in combination with lead and chalk and silica and fron and various other things that must be gor know them, But any owner of a well- Brouahitsup snushend)ean: tell: x00 that To-morrow’s Prize ‘ Fudge" Idiotorial Gook, ‘‘Can You Read Your Chinese Laundry Ticket?” % | "4 of ‘one by one In a sefies: of reactions and operations Trousers without pockets for the marines? Must be n[Sh* didn't supervise his education with | ® eC SS SIS: OCU sO We OH eR ‘ ‘ that are complicated and costly, says Cleveland Moffat in a mistake. ‘They're for “all-the-time” politicians, of course. a shotgun. PPPOOODDSDSEDOCOLDODIDIDLIPIII OED IOLOOSOODEDEDODD SLIFIGOEDEDOOSOPDOOOOPODOOOS OOO DOO OE OY OOO OOOOOPOS IS | MeClure's. Magazine. For days the powder must simmer ji pe Ono often hears the wall from young over-a slow fire with water and dda, then it must be de- t women who are asked why they don't canted into big barrels, where a sort of mud settles; then , & SCARED AT THE MICROBE. Danie raat ee use? this mud must be washed and rewashed, and finally put \ corcing the germ theory as upon any one recent topic,| Put there is really something In. it. and the repeated washing of. this, followed by. treatment . : It has been written in seriousness approaching the| on ug ices seiilan than, bachelors with hydrochloric acid, which gives'a coldrless ligula, con- ; small quantities o um, ff comic, Scientific men, after long and profound study|nnd also—a very Important item—they To ERS pees small quantities from the rest is now of the subject, have presented theses containing truth | have better manners. of much importance, What causes the change? Why, their wives—but they don’t do it with a Snatching at some idea in itself sane and valuable, | shotgun. Indeed, they would probably the quack scieutist, often with a remedy for sale, has|be honestly unable to tell how the unde-taken to scare humanity into foolishness. metamorphosis had been wrought and Tf all that has } PAG might even deny that there was any. all that has been stated in regard to germs was! ‘rho idea is general that it Ia a m! . correct there would be no possibility of worrying | take to marry a man to reform him. about it, for there would be none left to worry, | Yet that Is precisely what every wom- the chemist's object, which is attained in a series of reac- tions and crystallizations that finally. leave the precious chloride (or bromide) of radium much purified. In each crystallization the valuable part remains chiefly In tho crystals, which become progressively richer in radium and smaller In bulk, until finally you have the product of six weeks’ mantfpulation there at the bottom of a porcelain dish, no bigger than a saucer, some twenty-five grams of white crystals, and these at so low an intensity (about 2,000) that ce : sant the greater part will be refined away by M. Curle himself, as lousirations are’ frequent that nothing is At to eat, Een his Be ene Gert wales cn in succeeding ceyalniieatione? and at the end ; drink, breathe or touch. Accepting this extraordinary | consciously, Indeed, when the proceas there will be left only a few centigrams (at 1,500,000), what belief. there is no way of explaining why the world | is most successful she knows no more would cover the point of a knife blade, to show for a ton or is not whirling tenantless through ‘space, savo fur} *out it than the man himself. so of granite powder and months of hard work, the ultimate microbe, which, having devoured its tast| goman ic inecitavly: reaing, mad cont surviving fellow, would be in the throes of starvation. | sequently reforming to a man, Rut the f Jap Progressiveness. Probably people will continue to eat and drink,| 8trenuous woman, even though she ‘The Japanese always want the latest “tip of sciences, + dces not resort to shotguns, creates op- they are all for progress, It is interesting to note that | eipaterincse ra Porites Sanaa ene nee Deel on | Pa Nee cientab ae ude, ant they have established communtcation across the bay of Coren, z y the very manner oft her demand, No. 2--How to Change a Pitcher Into a Duce. by wireless telegraphy, sending messages from Chemulpo to eid Raph ei exes pYoiven:, tne latruggle, to, (overcome) | whatever tt, muay bel renders | ncglles: Draw four outline drawings of the pitcher as in Figure 1. After you have |another amall circle in the face; also three small Unes to indicate nose, cheeks |] Chefoo, a distance of 210 miles. +i ° cence In It Impossible, Very probabi: malignant germs will be watched with interest, but Shercauia think Tera ea can done this draw the right arm in Figure 2; also add the Ines on the top of |and mouth and two ines at the bottom of the pitcher to bottom of coat to in- that all nature is but a lurking ground for organisms] je) Doint by the ume of the feminine | [Pitcher which are to constitute the head and hat of the dude, To Figure 3 add | dicate the trousers. Indicate the check in the trousers by drawing lines down- that kill on contact has not been established, and for|casoleries which other women of leas | Jone line to make hat, one triangle on both sides of the head and two small cir- | Ward and crosswise, Now you have the dudé drawn. You might practise this good reasons. emphatic temperament find xo effective, | | cles for eves, Notice how the hand and cane have been drawn; also the added | drawing lesson over again until you master It without looking at the copy. ein But it in better to win by finesse || line on his left wrist. Draw coat Nines from left to right and two triangles at Lesson No, 3 will show you how to make a comic head out of a circle, than to lose by a shotgun—and the] [the bottom of the pitcher to Indicate the feet, When you come to Figure 4 add shotgun always loses, ‘Of course, the messages are not very elaborate, and we can Imagine some simple signals belng arranged befor hand, and ‘the Japanese would know for certain that there was no danger of their news being intercepted in any way. by the Russian: Z For the rough purposes of war 4t can quite be believed that the Japanese, with their extreme curiosity as to whad \ is new, have rigged up in a few ships instruments capable of taking in signals with the assistance of some of thet skilled civilian. telegraphists on board. ; Ashore the army will run their fleld telegraphs, at which An Indiana burglar took the ple and left the pocketbook It's a wise thief who chooses the sure thing in “filing.” ria, ites tara pravediscidien puiethe torloralhépe. oF SOME OF THE re] ) LETTERS, QUBRI ES : AN D ANSWERS. ” i re ) —_—_——. BEST JOKES Did She Really Want to Wedt jerons in front of you without a colli- among the horses and wagons, And|woman a seat? Not once in ten thou- Raed tail Pamir ath ree hele, sors c8 | To the Editor of Th ening World sion,” T say that nearly always the about a man giving a lady a seat: |sund times. I think une ought to - , THEY WHO DIE FOR DUTY. { OF THE DAY, || tn venis to query" of “Thirty Sum-| lady ts to blame. How often you see | Alter a man. tas been working hard|rect her own faults before ate criticies| #™P 18 ecullarly yowerful—in fact, better than enythind . mers" as (o “which is most to. blame" or six women. walkin ; we have in the British navy.—London Telegraph. With the highest honors of the Department, the ere ; oes aabinene) K others, THOMAS BE. L. Lody of Hugh J. Enright, policeman, kitied while in ihe | Pa Mn star Rn NE Shoo Tired, Not Rude. a isch ai jah ‘ : ONE SINCERE MOURNER. a gon Toe a To the Buitor of The Evening World. A Hunting Fad. \ Hlscharge of his duty, was borne to its resiing-pluce| ae a A has had a Uttle them | his seat. How often do you see a ladv| A" woman complains of the. ‘“dls« : iveatt 4 yesterday. ihe lamser wan drawing up Bnpeck's ter, that women undoubtedly are to you will have to ot out in the street |get upto give an old man or oll!/ courtesy" of New York men in neglect- iss habs Haris aren jacotinad fone zeere ps blame. “Thirty Summers’ claims that | —— ———— stat ago by Sir Hen n field sports sayst Four platoons of police marched as an escort.! ‘I hereby hequeath all my property to! she is fond of home lite, is pratielens tn | ing to give thelr seats in publle con-| wmne falconers had an old setter dog which hunted till he Hundreds of other men in blue uttended in the funeral) ™y wife,” dictated Enpeck. “Got that] housekeeping, &e.. &e veyances..to): women “who. . and would much | might be] round a covey of partridges. Tho falconer then threw off a Vieluity. More than fifteen tnundred citizens gathered | 22"""” ve | urefera married ive, even on an humbt OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES. nding. pealize that to expect g{R&WH which rose in circles till very high, then hovered to pay tribute to the memory of a brave officer. CORD ary tee ©. to her present civil vondition « eae! man to stand while riding theese ou| above the dog. Tie dog looked up. to see if the hawk was condition,” continued Enpeck, | living a simple Ife on a “fat salary), “Johnnie, asked a gentleman of a little kindergarten pupil, “do you ig three or] ready, and. then ran in and roused the birds. Swoop! went It is only a few weeks since a similar escort and| “that sie marrien again within a year.” | provided the tight man came along. || know how to make a Maltese crow e ae YoU || four miles twelve times a week Js ex-! the hawk. If he missed, the birds generally went into Rathering of people marked the funeral day of a fye-) “But why that condition?” asked the] But can Mise Thirty’ 8. conscientiously | * Yes, sin.” ceodingly selfish, 1 think if men could) neqge and the hawk soared again ant hovered over the joan who had also met death while “at the front.” | "A" of Jaw say that she felt thusly about. the} “Well. tell me how you do it?” mindah on who have} birds, ‘The old dog then went off after them and got an- “Because,” answered the meck and been working hard all day on work alter twelve, ten, or even Ave years other point. If the hawk killed its bird the falconer wont ? Was she not like the mfority of | Recesaitating remaining on their feet! cently to dt and picked it up. If not he tad to food the without aay appreciayie rest and] iirq with a lure, a dummy bird with a bit of pigeon on Ih women who. have been wasting thelr! 144 called the hawk ‘Killy, killy, Volyook,’ a sort of view time shopping and who do not know] nattoo, and hurled the lure in the alr. Tre hawk stooped to enough to return home before the rush it and began to eat the pigeon, and he then succeeded |: hours, they would very gladly relin-| \\ cing it up." ‘dl quish thelr seats to the tired working | PICkIn® girls; yet it 1s the women of le{sure who complain about the “discourtesy,”” * “Keening “Why, you just step on her tail ‘A noun {s the name of a person, place or thing,” chanted the class, “Now give me the name of a noun," said the teacher, as they finished, Betty—An organ grinder, Teacher—Quite right; but why Is it a noun? Retty (trlumphantly)—Cause it's the name of a person who plays a thing. : The man who fights vivlence and disorder and the} toving testator, “I want somehody to| ago? Man who fights flarses aro twirvs to peril is the civic Pe sorry that 7 died, See?"+Chicagu 1g women between the ages cf elgh- | ice. Neither kaows the ddagers that a day may | ‘¢¥* teen and twenty-five years, who would BN onpiier ghsiane tem tie ankore ate THE LAMB SUFFERS. acorn to think of the “humolest scale” | i “Of course, no college man is a thor- | 0 living or anything pertaining thereto? the tost that may develop. at pe lastes ‘ i kh graduate until he secures his| an she deny the fact that at some good thought ever—this of the undaunted] sheepskin.” period during the last twelve years she! ‘undoubted conrage of the men who wear the city's} "So different from Wall street. A | as mot at least one of “the right klid” | iform#. One may always turn to it with us- man Isn't considered a graduate there men, and the only obstacle to Inter. | Visitor—So the angels have brought you a new baby? K) until he secures a lamb's skin."—Phila- | veie between a happy unton of hearts | .) 5 A clone observer would readly under-|. 1, a new Irish play which {s about to be pr it mn facty of loyalty wih at beable a Hobby (disgustedly)—But to see the fuss nurse makes’ over wun you'd yi fe +} presented ‘in It is founded on facts of loyalty which stani| geiphis Ledger, was this very poverty which she refers |] jing shed come from London or Parle. ; Roe ed Oran te gio “Xs | London “keening” ts Introduced. So tar has this weird by dicheartening tales of “graft and any AFTER THE “CORNER.” to as Hving on an humble scale? his seat every time a woman enters a| funeral custom gone out in Ireland that the Dublin’ players “higher up.” Gunner—Whatever became of that Mother—Oh, look, Willie! Cyril can stand ali alone! Aren't you ging? |} the’ habit of wiving, thelr penta {| despaired of belng able to study their part from the Iite~ x Young stock speculator who used to get | ro the Editor of The Evening World, Willle (aged ©.—Oh, yes, mother, Now I can get him to hold an apple }| womens women ‘considered it "a right] if such & Pine e RAFT rier; OBA indy, Sawarerk eagw so many tips? I saw a letter about the “rudeness'’|§ 0m his head while J shoot it off with my bow and arrow, can't If Apr A ReCUr ORY Ane of an old (34 stile Bee! In Dublin, and the player Guyer—Oh, he's getting more tips|of the average man. It ie sickening to : ak PEARS ‘ Roo ea Be Rabie aarp dM ape ee than ever, : " : Wilie—Are you golag to thé cirous? : 4 this would be imposstb! er altting-room ‘and wi Gunner—You don't say, : Johany—No, : tion. Regt d Not deterred by #0 reasonable a but mother Af I stay at Home T may seo Eddie ‘in the old lady’ Guyér—Yeo; A walter in a hotel ‘ow—Chicago News, ras castor oll,