The evening world. Newspaper, March 21, 1904, Page 9

THE BAYOR HAS A Gaught' It in Lakewood id the é Pides, Where He Went in an 4 Endeavor to Escape Attack) > of the Grip. ” AD HOBE NOW TRYING TO GET OVER ID. Watched Big Round Bood from Udder the Pides ad His Egg lish Is a Little Hazy Now id Consequence. Mayor McClelinn went to Lakewood last week because he was afraid an at- tack of the grip was coming on. He wot back to-day with as fine @ cold in the head as ever laid out the chief ex- ecutive of a big city. The Mayor had & lot of engagements on to-day, but es he has some diMfculty in making himself decided to cut them all S> the clty machinery jous subordinates while Perret ye was tun by the Mayor gown and inhaled the aroma of otly a through welrd-looking pipes. jorious place, Lakewood {4 the ," said the Mayor to an Evening World reporter who asked him how he enjoyed his trip. "Fide bood there,” he continued, “very fide bood." 4 Saw a Fide Bood. “E beg your mardon, Mr. Mayor; I "t quite understand.” “Fine bood, I aay, at Lakewood. We edjoyed the fide bood there."’ “I beg your pardon again, Mr. Mayor, but I don’t think J understand.” “Dab 14, dode you doe whad a fide bood fs? Roud thig 1d the sky. Big round bood what shides.” . é “Oh, yes, fine moon.’ “ure, that’s it," sald the Mayor, triumphantly. “Great pides, too. Big- gest pide trees I ever saw. Trouble with be was I sad udder the pides and looked at the ood until T got cold 14 by dose. Beastly wdpleasad ¢hig, cold id the dose.” ‘The Mayor started up a weasy ms- “ shine at this juncture and the room . Aled with @ vapory eubstance which the official nose greedily sniffed up. Au Unpleasant Exyerience. “Ah, I feel bedder, dow,” eaid the Mayor, with a smile, “Just to thig that I should go to Lakewood to dodge this cursed grip and thed brig back @ ‘ove that would stagger a horse, Ud- cobbodly udpleasad. What? Oh, yes, I say, udcobbodly udpleasad.” “Uncommonly unpleasant, = Mr. Mayor?” “Bure cad you udderstad plaid Ig- “ wiih? Dow tell the people of Doo Yorg, that they Bayor will be at his esi 900d. Glad to see you ady, tibe, 9 PEER EOS sad a whi look at the oth adder a wud ‘while you lool ¢ other. “x Bid the bood out, had,” yor turned loose another nos- trum, in the vapor of which tho re- rier e@nca) . 2 THOUGHT THE MAYOR WORE UNFORNM That’s Why Two Drillers Work- ing In Front of Executive’s “Say, Mike, don't drive the drill too mrad or you'll disturb the Mayor. fou'll make too much noise." Andy? Didn't I vote for him and do Vou think it would be the liken of me to be Gisturbing. tim now that 1 have a fob at his house?" preparation for the erection of the gommuned since they: went on the job. \ Went to work at 10 o'olock, believing ‘gs they had always believed, that the ‘Mayor was within doors and that it Hall a ‘They Never Suw the Mayor. (“Nee menelf since I've heen on the © fob,” said Andy. ; Mp. "Hello men, how much longer are *\ you going to be on that job? I see the Mayor i# getting anxiows about it. I Just spoke with him as hoe left the house (end he says he hopes you fellers will y | Son get through drilling.”* c exclaimed Mike, * What! echoed Andy. "And dl } Mayor leave the ho th “Why, he just p: Sunder your very coat. “The dapper iittle man with the e long coat and the cane?” Thought It Was Mayor's Son. | jo! ‘The same," answered the man on ) by all the saints, sure. we at wi the Mayor's si BERY BAD tah NATURAL — <= = Nervousness Those who have ever felt its keen, cutting pains, or witnessed the in- 4. “Bure, haven't I had the dril! muffled | tense suffering of others, know that Rheumatism is torture, and that it lor five days since we began the Job, | is rightly called ‘‘ The King of Pain.” All do notsufferalike, eized w clating pains, and it seems every muscle and joint in the body was be- ing torn asunder. Others feel only occasional slight pains for weeks or ‘And for five days the two men who} months, when a sudden change in the weather or exposure to damp, y ‘pave been drilling the stone columns| chilly winds or night air brings on a fierce attack, lasting.for days per- | I * “qm front of Mayor MoClellan’s residence, | haps, and leaving the patient with a weakened constitution or crippled . No. 10 North Washington Square, in| and deformed for all time. Cis i ‘ An acid, polluted condition of the blood is the cause of every form | Mayor's lamps, have thus cautlonedand| 44 variety of ‘Rheumatism, Muscular, Articular, Acute, Chronic, In- every. ti gaa stony oferta 9 Hea titie 's att end to your aches and pains. External applications, the | use of liniments and plasters, do much towatd temporary relief, but such treatment does not reach the real cause or cleanse the diseased blood; but as during only the afternooon hours| 8.9. S., the greatest of ali blood purifiers and tonics, docs cure Rheu- t he went to his office at the City|,matism in all its forms by neutralizing the poisonous acids and building r acid blood rich, the Paes zauteles and wy ” joints are relieved, and the system is toned up by Wide bie Metres hina lll cd the use of this great vegetable remedy, physicians will furnish without charge any information di ‘The patrolman on the beat strolied| on Rheumatism free. yye QYWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAo Sip oe YOU NEED GOOD TONIC Munyon’s as a Remedy for the Stomach, Nerves and Blood, Has no Equal. With the coming of Spring one needs to fortify’ themselves against the climatic conditions which are so fruitful of sickness and a gen- erally run-down condition. Unsettied weather means unset- tled health, which if not looked after may develop into troublesome and dangerous spring fever, grippe, ma- laria, typhoid, etc. 7 My Paw-Paw Tonic is a tower of strength and safety at such a sea- son.” I know it will put the stomach tn order and keep it tn order for doing tts work. 1 know {t will increas permit you to eat the nourishing needed (o maintain and increase the atrength. I know ft will cure Dyspepeta, Indiges- tion and all other forms of stomach trouble. I know it will purity the blood and drive out Catarrh, Rheumatism and other ‘is- orders dite to tmpoveriehed or tainted blood. —MUNYON. Munyon's, Paw-Paw Tontc ta just the ‘Dyspepale Spring medicine you need, a6 thousands w ‘amo ann” testify who have been made well and strong ‘Stomach Ailments. through Its use, Read for instance __ What Col. W. J. Wallace Says “The War of the Rebellion. In which | was atthe front from '61 to ’65, left me with impaired health and a broken-down nervous aystom. 1 fled doctors, medicines and change of scene and climate, but all to no pltregse. Nearing wnat your Faw-Paw dig F others ithought I would try It, and di $0, also using your Paw-Paw you ults are marvell £01 that} am 78, years, ol taken threo bottles of the Paw-Paw and one ofthe pills, and 1 almost fool that 1 hav found the fountain of perpetaal \. rge every old soldier or mn WHO Nas stomach or nerve troul get Paw-Paw, asi know it will benoflt immensely.’”” 1432 8, 49th St, Phila. Munyon’s Paw-Paw Tonic, the greatest ‘Il Spring Medicines, for sale a Druggists, also Paw- Paw Laxa' Pills, the best Stom- ach and Liver Pills on earth. 25c. a bottle. «THE GREAT... REMEDY of S. & H, Green Trading Stamps Given Free for the outside Wrapper and Label taken from a 20C. bottle of Paw-Paw! $14.50 Arm Chairs at interiors. You will find many useful arti lection especially suitable for summer furnishing. cover. BAMBOO TABOU- Specialar $6.75 RETTES, matting tops, BAMBOOWIN- 45c., 80c., 95¢., $1.25, DOW BOXES, up to $6.50. “Japanese matting covering, $2. Bamboo Chairs, Rock- §3.25,$4.25,55. ers and Settees, fancy BAMBOO TABLES, fancy matting ) matting covers, $6.25, tops, 69c., 95c., $1.65, $1,90. The Upholstery Department (the only imported Worcestershire) when presented at any of the Stores owned or operated in any part of the U. S. by <THE PAIN KING.” e are suddenly seized wit: the most excru- and Sciatic, and the blood must be purged and purified be- up'the weak and sluggish blood. It makes the old If. you have Rheumatism, write us, and our Book PR, enlarmes, «1 rections with’ eact ; hemical Co. 182 W__ 37th f derbv. th \ ‘nquired Mike. require _¢ hol wer machin je machines. Help Wanted--Male. For Sale, Personals. ‘ives plump, round sar Fiice ‘a ARB AS POPULAR AR CHRISTMAS GIFTS. A visit to any of our five retall branches, which we hai old-established wholesale business in ‘Diamonds, Watches, Jevelry, Will convince you that xe can eave you the retaller’s profit, REMEMBER, Wi HAVE ONLY ONE PRICE, CASH OR CREDIT. No employer's reference required: ON & CO., rjenceel, operators om lad ten i V. HM electric eh and DIZ W. & W, button- i ‘expenses econsary, al ‘#21 experience un} Chicago. ait the: Mayor retu the. probally will Dera taken. off ths. dil pee transaction’ ly confidential. Call write for illustrated catalogue, L. W. SWEET & CO.,, CASH Off CREDIT JEWELLERS, fortables, Blankets, Dimity and Satin Marseilles Counter- panes; also Sheets and Pillow Cases at.extraordinarily low prices for two days only. The hotelkeeper and house- wife should take advantage of this economy offering and anticipate future wants. Sixth Avenue, 20th to 21st Street. r Special Exhibition and Sale of Furniture-SummerHomes Including Mission Furniture in fumed oak, Reed Furniture in natural and green finish, Bamboo Furniture with Japa- nese matting covering. The prices in some cases are from 44 to 14 less than asaal. Fumed Oak Furniture. Chairs and Rockers, with Spanish | Large Setteeswith loose cushions, leather cushions, $3.98, $5.75, and seat, $65.00 and $90.00, $8.00, $10.50, $12.75. | Fumed Oak Tables, leather tops | and fumed tops, $4.75, $6.50, Large Arm Chairs and Rockers, | $11.25, $15.00, $22.50, $27.50, with loose seat and back cush- $33.00, $45.00 ons, covered with Spanish | Fumed Oak Book Cases, leaded Teather, $16.00, $20.00, $29.00, glass doors, $16.00, $27.50, $29.75, $37.50, $40.00. | $37.50. Reed Furniture from the Best Maker, in Some Cases } Less Than Usual. You will find among the many picces offered in this ae Suits, large, roomy Arm Chairs and Rockers, Dainty in natural and green finish. eception Chairs, Settees, Tables and Fayal Chairs $5.50 Arm Chairs at... + $2.98! $15.00 Arm Rockers at. $7.50 Arm Chairs at $8.50 Arm Chairs at $9.00 Arm Chairs at Bamboo Furniture with pretty Japanese matting covering and pyro decorated ch les in this col- = Bamboo Desk Chair ; Desk| , (like cut), back is 32 RA (like cut), with inches high, seat is 15% iy: cet Graver and inches across, $1 25. Pi fancy matting Oe te ae $6.50, $12.50. Is just now in pplsndia shape to take care of orders for Awnings, Slip Covers, Window Shades, Re-Upholster- ing Furniture, &c. A Postal Card will bring one of our men to estimate on such work. «(Fourth Floor). Comfortables, Blankets, Quilts At ‘Special Prices for Monday and Tuesday. Y EVENING, MARCH 21, 1904. 541 Fulton St., Near DeKalb Avenue Banking and Financial. Two Are Already Famous, ONE AT 106 E. 23d St., Near Fourth Avcnuc, New York City. THE OTHER AT Brooklyn, it And a New One Just Open 56 West 126th St, New York City, NEAR LENOX AVE. WILL BH OPEN EVENINGS. At any one of my three stores you can get the best eye- glasses that it is possible to produce—and you can get them at prices that will save you a lire part of what you'd have to pay anywhere else For nearly thirty years | have devoted my entire time to the study of the eye in its relation to glasses, and to furnish- ing the right glasses for every known eye defect. Experience, care, skill and absolute accuracy are the foun- dation stones upon which my reputation has been firmly estab- lished. There's no doubt, no risk. Nothing, but the certainty of getting exactly the glasses needed when you come to me. T maintain a staff of oculists and eye surgeons of proved ability to assist me in this important work. You can have your eyes examined or consult them at any of my three stores, without charge. AS a special inducement to get you to visit my establish- ments now I offer you ¢ pair of $5.00 Solid Gold Eye Glasses for $1.00. Every pair of these Glasses | guarantee to be absolutely correct, or money cheerfully refunded. LMegagules Banking and Financial. Greatest Piano Sale in America This great March Sale of Pianos places everybody in a position to secure the celebrated tone-lastii $350 Walters Pianos for $195. . on very liberal terms of $5 dowa and $1 a week, * You save from $150 to $200 oh your investment, besides securing one of the best pianos made. 4 Pianos detivered to your home Sirst payment of $5, nee pe interest {s cl flaken in makin; purchasing a plano be you buy it from, Piano Buying Is a Confidence. When you buy a Piano, that you know will last. buying a Plano, know there’ sible firm back of it. Also t the Piano bears the In buying. theWak J ters Piano you buy a Piano with 4 || record, backed by the Walt Piano Company. as. well as Bloomingdale Brothers, The Walters Pianos ilfustrate tie highest type of piano They are built bythe Walters perienced piago builders—and are Guaranteed for 10 y A facsimile of this gu: inserted in gilt letters on the fi top lid of every Piano, When you buy a Plano from us you are fully secured in every way, for we offer youa Plano Built to Last a Lifetiine. $3,000,000 NEW YORK CITY 34% Tax Exempt Gold Bonds (Payable in Fifty Years) TO BE SOLD THURSDAY, MARCH 24, 1904 OFFERED DIRECT TO INVESTORS A legal Investment for trust funds, exempt from taxation except for State purposes. No “all or none” bids received, vantage as dealers. Bonds are awarded to bidders offering the highest premium. Send bi i or PAR VALUE, MUST, ACCOMPANY MID It must Dein Cas oe ceratied check oa Bute or National bank of New York City. ‘This depomt will, if requested, be returned day of sale to unsuccessful bidders, For fuller information see “City Record." published at f City Hall, New York. Consult any Bank or Trust Company, or address EDWARD M. GROUT, Comptroller City of New York 280 Broadway, New York thus giving Investors the same ad- New lines of spring and summer weight Bed Com- CALIFORNIA WOOL BLANKETS (100 pairs) for home use—our best grade, heretofore $25.00 per pair; at........-604.... -$14.38 HEMMED CROCHET QUILTS (500), a good substantial quality and new Marseilles patterns—value §1.3' 95c 2,500 COMFORTABLES at, each... *75C., $1.39, $2.25 1,650 HEMMED SHEETS at, each... s+45C., 62c., 73¢ 2,500 HEMMED PILLOW CASES at, each, 714 ¢,,10c, 12}4c.,15¢ (First Floor, Rear.) {8.00 “\e will call WESTERN UNION 5S. M. 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