The evening world. Newspaper, March 10, 1904, Page 14

moe)6hU UTE Ow EVENT ot R ot BY ZINE : The Thatch aes e @ V-DD94D00OO0-22FO8O 58H HO4DO940GE SOD & LBBOOO4-O-8 arpa 4 & e cae? | on Hubby’s |; The Great and Only Mr. Peewee. ; ‘ress ny ‘om| , No, 53 to o INPAPE Row, Now ork. Entered atthe Port-Ofee Upper bip.|: THE MOST IMPORTANT !ITTLE MAN ON EARTH. 53 at New York as Secqnd-Class Mail Matter. g ; 3 SEE MEEEG CTE LINOLIBeAS. 6 Design Copyrighted, 1903, by The Evening World. 4 . —— By Nien EGFR y eres Mr. Peewee Discourses on the Monocle Habit for Women. ; Lynohing ite The Evening World First. 2 fet, mustzcn | § PANAER- TOOTSIE, How DARE Colored Man ground for dl- vorce? Or rather, should {t be, for we all know it isn't? Listen 10 the wail 7 JYou OGLE a4 MY ‘WIFE ay Acne . “ ieee ey/ is a4 yunnse. Ps . me! f) N\ nies L oO Tx Z k0 Hor BATTLE WITH EVERY EDITIO T HEAH THAT THE WOMEN IN LONDON, and Brother, Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World for 12 months, ending February 29, 1904.........00+00++-12,51834 Bea cube rote Number of columns of advertising in The | "+ Fwho has written her Evening World for 12 months, ending troubles to The February 28, 1903.....ssseeweeees» 8.257% vening World and ———e judge for yourself. INCREASE........ 4, 261% |: “Two years ago,” she writes, “I mar- This record of growth was not equalled by any “Newspaper, morning or evening, In the United States. BEPC 1D1C- ULOUS! SUCH APISH AFFECTATION IS DIS* GUSTING! FoR A = M LIKE MYSELF. OR MY FRIEND Joe CHAMBERLAIN- WELL-- * | | 6477 SEE," sald the Cigar Store Man, “that the whftt people of Springfield, O., after making a de posit vault for bullets out of a dinge who killed @ cop, set the section of town innabited by the colored man and brother on fire.” “Every once in a while,” replied the Man Higher Up “one of those outrages against the heroes of ‘Unclé Tom's Cabin’ rises up and smites us on the wrist. Wé give a good imitation of an epileptic wien a community | south of the Ohio River leaps out and reduces the negra vote by one without the sanction of the law. The able bodied white male residents of a town in the far South prance out occasionally, yank a coon from jail and make a bonfire of him. Immediately we hear u clamor of | protest from the enlightened North. “But cld Ohio, in the Western Reserve, ts getting inte - line. It has not been a great while since the whites of ried a man I was very much In love with. At the time of our marriage he was smooth-shaven and had regular features and dark eyes and hair; In ~ fact, he realized completely my !deal , of what a man should look like. We ASTOMR. HAGGERTY’S HOURTO BE IL) ae tived very happily fomather ever A veto is frequently an indigestible morsel. Its] since. But three woeks ago I noticed *, r that my husband began to look queer. effects are not usually postponed for nineteen days.} T eouidn't make up my teind whee ie Evil to him who evil construes out of the far-stretched| was at first, but after two or three roo Oe i } , (RUSSIAN TRoonyS KG HASE | fact that it was Feb. 17 when Mayor McClellan said| a2" the awful truth dawned on me. ® | wy, p ' i 1, | He Was actually growing a mustache! 1 @ | Evansville, Ind., precipitated a riot ‘that reduced the © “No” to the New York, Westchester and Boston rail- I hate mustaches and T told him| eo, | colored population because they could not wait for the sae +, 4 hi y _ Way proposition in the Bronx and March 8 when Chair-| Pt he sald my protest was too late, FL ] / | law to get busy. Danville Ill, the home of Speaker tan Haggerty was too ill to attend a meeting of the] quit on anything. His lip swelled up PARES OF e 3 Joe Cannon, of the House of Representatives, made @ Be Paidermanic Railroad Committee. , [and by and by a few bristles came out zn SKK $ | Mississippi village look like a pink tea a short time 7 oo) on it and what had been the most fas- LE | S/S ® vhen ci ' The new franchise application of the much-held-up] cinating mouth in the world hegan to Gat MARA! o ig |S > | since wen) called juvom tn tace) ine | possible Osiay.ce ig ® ‘ ooh bef th look—and\ what's worse, to fesl-ex:| 2 oer oN | Jaw in the cass of a negro criminal. Calling out Portchester company was to have come ore that militia to protect men with skins made dark by nature P9O-D-9999-0+ f i bs actly like a curry comb. That waan't “Meeting. Also the revised application of the West-| #l!. One morning at breakfast, atter 1 a ‘ n te iimace | N24 been studying the mustache for > chester company. These and the Chairman's illness) some time, I sald: ‘Harry, what rolor te are certainly plain coincidences of no import. It going to be—the mustache, I mean?"| { : ” * A vA “What color ts it going td be? he es Mr. Haggerty’s constituents must have been gratified repeated, He was an cross as anything. at his prompt recovery. While he could nct meet his} but 1 didn't care. ‘Yes,’ 1 sald, ‘It Isn't “i bts Fila + always going to be that color, is it?’ committee =‘ noon he was able to sit with the whole} “yoe- ne cant. or gusselit\ tn (bid you Doard at 1.30 of the clock. think you liad married a chameleon? The Bronx does not want Mr. Haggerty to trifle] pay) ? Matter with that color, any is getting to be part of the routine duties of the ~ | Governors of States in the Middle West. EvImORIAL CAGE: SETHE EVENING Fu GE 3 “In the mean time you can’t pick up ® paper or & © | periodical that hasn’t got a few lines of type showing Mayor: Why Are Women ALLL = © | the brutality of the Russians, No doubt it ts true that the Russian Uovernment, as an absolute Monarchy, @ | allows a lot of people within the borders of the empire to be oppressed, and assassinated, and outraged. We are told tnat we must expect such lines of action from @ people cradled in ignorance and reared in intolerance: However, I have yet to see that the United States is held-up to the execration and screams of the civilized world for allowing cuch little diversions as burning a » Not Baldheaded 2 ‘Will MayorM'Cielian Please Explain’ Copvret 1904, By the Planet Pub, Co. e ' ' ' ‘ dane sph ' Teporter of the EVENING FUDGE COUNTED THEN yese ! ! ( )) with his health fo: any mere promotion of real rapid-] ‘ ‘Oh. nothing,’ T replied, for X alwa atansit ji 4 4 . 0 tse tact even with my hu: ey interésts, It will be grateful for any kind dis-| p.yq. ‘Its a perfeutly beautiful color, 2 pensation which shall schedule the Alderman’s next] but tt doesn't match your hair. Your hatr ts such an intense black, you terday.) Forty’millfon women and thirty million men, THE VOTERS of New York put you in office. Will you explain to them THE REASON that we see plenty of baldheaded men, but NO BALDHEADED WOMEN? { B99999920900038-900: PE ILGERIGIHS SETI DO DED | Spasm at a different hour from that of the Railroad] ynow, snd thatethat's rea!! Mayor McClellan, do you think for one minute that { couple of ttt negroes olga eaieg Committee meeting set for the coming Tuesday. “It was out at last 7 the voters of this great city are a bunch of suckers who eel er balra i « esedgiema gospels ge reare Bess: rf : ‘hel! heinald. ‘The’ — i y) are blind to your LITTLE GAME? ville, Ind., and there isn’t a town in New England that Se? At was a thoughtless burglar who lay still under the bea] “I won't put what he sald down, But 0 { You are laboring under the mental delusion that lablany, We Best be Hikes Ahead 4% comes Coenite moses While a singing woman went to call a policeman, But then,| h* Jumped up and walked to the mir- some day WOMEN will rule the BALLOT-BOX and tha g Oe eee en ee Nainithe Whtnteaeinorth the woman sang “Bedelia.” ror and looked at {t and he was so you will be repatd fo and that § Do you thiak the time is coming when forth | f mad he went out of the house without M this partiality. >| will have no license to criticise the South for negro * WHY LA sperking to me Ir. Mayor, the voters of New York City demand that ® | outrages such as lynching and burning: at the stake! TEST HISTORY COMES FIRST.) rte te me oe a goren quar- Ss T ; you get at the root of this subject and give them back $ | asked the Cigar Store Man. é _ * Toa little school-going passenger on an upper Broad-| rela wo have had on the same subject. | thelr hair, “T certainly do,” replied the Man Higher Up, “un! car, it appéared “strange that they give us American|! on't belleve he likes the mustacho | We demand it! We Insist upon Itt j ${ we movo the boundary between the ee ate ie 'y first, when it was made Jast." any better than T do. But he persists And thousands of EVENING FUDGE readers Incar. food many miles toward the North Pole : mado Inst.” The implled! out of sheer obstina $ Cerated in the Bloomingdale Ins; R line running vetween Springfield, 0. itmington, =, = Wotider reached The Evoning World. Perhaps the|°"t have wold him daily that he must| DEMAND, ¢ Insane Asylam re-echo OUR; Delayrare." \ { “Btrangengss that impressed the little pupil may be ex-| shave it off, and he says he won't. | @ j ] a= eae " Beer uatnaiey Watt inne love SS * match his hair, I don't think I love : : sgontaalag aes el dy les him any more. Shall I get a divorce 4 Mrs. Nagg and Mir. —| “1 story s CB. very | or what?" Wise min has sald in effect that a small mind reading} The writer of this letter confronts n Raul McCar< , Biatory would perceive only what a Luther did In lils| Ye" stzloun problem, and personally 1): = Sr : By Roy L. McCardell, -Own time, while a great mind reading would consider| "7,0, the oninion that « red mustactel + To-Day’s $5 Prise ‘Evening Fudge’’ Editorial Was Written by James Kenealy, 152 Pine Street, Lafayette, N. .®||| she Just Wanted Him to Read the News" f SR er cotter would do to-day. That moane that the] yen fuaguieewetieed PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES for To-Day, $1 paid for each: No. 1-ESTHER PARSHALL, 69th Ave.2||| Paper to Her, and the Way He Carried § p. Mery of things which havo been Is srudled properly oniy Sot pena pesitdaialt ty deceivea| 2and 10th St., Oak Lane, Philadelphia, Pa. No. 2-EUGENE SELLING. 92 West 36th St., Bayonne, N. J. No.2 On Over that Simple Little ee when it is used to furnish ideas for the best things thut 23-—C. ECKROTH, 797 Pacific St., Brooklyn, N. Y Was Sometying Simply Awful. f) are, or aro to be. her In regard to the color of nis eaters » . i b : eel 'y py ° i . ba Ah! She’s a Patient Woman! {As Americane wo consider our land in many ways the| rhigrnns STs ‘uererore it he lets Vo-Morrow’s Prize “Fudge’’ Idiotorial Gook: “Don't Beat the Kid! Soak the Cat!"’ ° : to blame Jj Dest. It Is not so good as It should be. We study {ts| A tar-seeing woman with a Bresudiee = i" “ee HERE aro you going this eveniney Hower. x aj a Y 2 inst red haér should undoubtedly W Really, Mr. Nagg, this {s too much honor r histor}: first. tat We may come to know just how it] Seains red Wal shod ean Novel- Reading Nellie McGee 4 ee 4 4 ‘ so humble! You are going to try to please ma, Manis, just how it got to Its present point, what the! qance's futuro hirsute vagaries by rey © you say? How kind of you! Am I so hard to please, Mn Men meant who started it on its way, and what seem to| questing him to grow a :ample mus-; 2 w w w w Immersed in a Romance, She Gets a Rise in Life.?| sage. inat you nave to take a day off to do it? be the best things to do to keep it moving. tache before the ceremony !s Pectoral “Oh, was there ever such an exasperating man! Beet 7 Ae it Is no more possible to tell the sit in the house day after day, working like a slave, pul From the vantage ground of our home lesson well) 10) o¢ @ clean-shaven man's future, : Garat Te 3 up with abuse, meeting bills, sewing, seeing that the ser= ‘ Jearned we may look for the lessons afforded by other| jiustacho by his halr than it is tw] . ARE ATE a Sl vant does her work—and yet doing everything with a smil- Jands and other peoples. In every one of these there| judge a woman'@fgure by the way she! | ing face and without making a complaint, and you come % | swaggering in and say you'll stay home to please me! 2 “Just because I stand for your tempers and abuse and | only try to be brave and sunny tempered and patient, you | sit around and scowl at me, and then because I ask you >| to stay at homo you grab your coat to rush out. What are you frowning for? Why don't you say what you think? Why can’t you smile for once in your life? § “But no! You prefer to break my heart, to treat me « | with contempt, to sit and scowl in silence at the victim of° ®| your brutish, violent temper; poor me! will be a “why” which we may turn upon our own story, | !ooks walking up Broadway. , - "| Bealdes, a mustache makes so much Aceerding to a French fashion lecturer now in New| difference In the average man’s appear- Fork; lace on a petticont excuses the snort skirt. Surely | ance that it must be rather embarras: But s0 door mud on the pavement. ing to A woman to wed a clean-shaven S man and get used to his looks—a proc- ess that usually takes soma time If she is at all aesthetic—and then have him grow a mustache and turn out a thor- onghly different person g Assemblyman Richter's bill » at Albany meets The Evening World's demand for two » motormen to every “L’ train. Tt is all the better that @rre Men tn the Car Aben the measure is being pressed calmly before an actual c > | “Manhattan horror has written the demand in plead) Tes However, there may also be a certain) 4 2 “Why don’t you read to me? You will read to me, you 4) “heuds in time will be incalculably better than any num-| Plavancy tn It | sax? Well, go ahead, but you know I have a headache A Ber after a death raid. Saat @| Read me about the Japanese-Russian war. ‘The Rus % pene LETTERS. © | sians are falling back from Harbin to Viadivostok,’ you say? 3 . Where {s Viadivostok? Why don't you tell me? No, you NOT THE SNAKE, BUT THE “PHOBY CAT” keep ev f : eep everything to yourself. You don't care to take the he “It appears to have been wrong to call Ramapo a QUESTIONS, trouble to answer? Why do you stop reading and go to talke. snak fore nearly (he creature ts alli “ , Di ing just when you see I am interested? a f Hed to the “phoby ANSWERS. “What are you gaping at mo for; why do you hold the tat” of the Southwest. This slim and sinuous weasel slides out of one hole Into another with a celerity natural but amazing, A} Well-regulated plainsman shoots him between slides and | To the Editor of Evening World: then stamps on his lead to make sure he is dead, For| Should a lady precede a gentleman in there are traditions about the poison in his biie, wetting off a street car? =BEDELIA. New York shot Ramapo once. It neglected to stamp Ann’s Age with Variations, i ‘9 the Editor of Evening World: Bere ejay!) cai: The weesel ts, therefore, once more| “yc ‘Mary is twice as olf as Ann and about the Prussians? Russians? Well, didn’t I say Ruse sians? Oh, I may not have your keen discriminating in- telligence, Mr. Nagg, but I am not altogether a fool. Why, don't you read to me? “Do I annoy you? Iam sorry, Mr. Nagg, If I annoy you, But I told you I had a heddacho and that J didn't want to hear anything about the war. But I do think the Japanese are real lovely. Somebody broke two of my nice Japanese tea cups. I do belleve you did {t when you came in the to Help Her Man Should Prece Alig : @ é $ page open at an advertisement when I am dying to hear : put of the hole uud on the way to another. ‘There 18 still a chance of shooting the “phoby cat" - for suret resulis. Assemblyman J. T. Smith's bill shntung New York out from Dutchess County water ‘Bolirces, passed by the Assembly on Tuesday, has yet to ‘Ann's cat Is twice as old as Mary's dog, what would be the difference of age be- tween Mary's pigeon and Ann’s duck if Mary's pigeon was 7 years older than ‘Ann's cat when Mary's dog was 3 years younger than Ann four years ago and other night and went to the china closet because you o:@:1d not find a glass anywhere. Well, I am walting; why don't you read? “You know you broke those tea cups. Why don't you come out 1xe a man and own up to it? “What was {t you were reading about Vladivostok? On, $ >IPDHHDHIVOOGHHGHOHOGOESHOOSHOVS HHH | of course, you don't want to read to me! Oh, never mind.: ee es LLL | YU have achieved your purpose. You set out deliberately . 9 to get me tntorested and then you stop. No, I don’t want’ you to read to me. Let me see the page with the dry- t w & Dorothy Dix’s Fables—The Female Oracle. ot ut |]eieceicon. is son fae ee ers J :] usual amount of trading stamps! Why don’t you read? Because I am not paying attention, you say? ‘ “Take your hands off me! Your kindness 1s crueler than your violence. I suppose you brag to your friends of how you twist ine around your finger and make me laugh or ery “pass the State Senate. The metropolitan hunting-picce| their combined ages wa: How old Sy may acquire to etrong an aim that the up-State hand|8t Marty and Ann, readera? BE. W & ; _ cannot aga: i » Should Precede Name on, Car bi aN . “apa ae eose DOLbaLmuaale:. Tt ig possibly, a ollm To the Editor of Evening World: ay pene Ir a man's visiting card fncorrect Otherwise, the weasel is sure to bite. without “Mr.” before the name? P. L. 9O0-9OO O04 rOGPSSSOLS-SS PODHHLOOHEOS To Reduce Welght. against the proposition of raising | and thus addressed him: Always Answer a Child's Questions To the Editor of The Evening World: Seven Small Boys who appeared to be} “I am going,” sho . “to hike out/and to Appeal to a Child's Moral What is the best way to take oft posserscd of Seven Large Devils,| to the Advice Factory that deals out| Senso instead of Brutallzing him by “Deputy Chief Binns avked for volunteers. All his men lunteered.”’ It Is tlie expected which happens when duty Sallis New York firemen Into peril's extreme, i jiatiols welght? 1 am forty years old nnd packed her dress suit case, and jam Things for Mothers and sit at using Corporal Punishment, 1 want to] You twist no ap weigh 20 pounds, and have trouble with ming her hatpin through her Freuch| the Soothsayer’s Feet, for while I have| see how she pulls the thing off, for the | at ¥Ou 4 ‘i £ RIPPLE OF ® VANISHED SWITCGH,| my heart. M. Ht Confection approached her Husband] been atly helped by her council to| questions our Children ask have gotten When you see I have become resigned to your leaving me alone in this dark and lonely home you stay in the house just to work upon my sensitive, patient nature and » fs with a Club,” scowl at me till I, poor, weak and foolish woman that Iam, . Thereupon the Woman repaired to| Yurst into tears, the OfenUNlaue Upre Dolce ona Ine MR riponter How anon eroula Mbgltt telthen teats bear with the Wise One's presence asked to ace} scolding, drinking, swearing extravagant wives, But a fm Basapialaeiiariaecas day will come, Mr. -— ‘There! I knew he was only “Without doubt,” said the Woman, | seeking an excuse to run out of the house—and yet ther you have the science of Ratsing| say women are to blame for domestic discord!’ Mldren, Pounded to & Pulp, and it is ~ y guessing that your ‘Sons ani awhters are Perfect Examples, ’s Sai pe! T-should Uke to seo how you do, he Nature’s ndpaper, trick dnd avold the Dimculties that] A tree grows in the Malay archipelago whose leaves are me sewed up in a sack, and the only way I can Touch thetr Finer Feelings Ml 3] 1 ‘Avoid milk, butter, beer. sweets and Bee crrsy invades ® eoeeye phoglroom and stole) archy or fried foods. Take no nap In itch betouging to a teacher. It was Not a SWitch| syne daytime, Sleep only seven hours a Bort deemed A reasonable accessory to the old-|nigat. Take plenty of mild outdoor ex- ocess of education. ‘ihe stolen article 1a described | erc!se- belirx composed of “rippling brown hay." Namen for Staten Island Boats, phair, according to authorily fully accepted, jg a| To the Editor of The Evening World 3 In regard to sho proposed dew boats woman. She has a right to possess ft, elther| 10 ‘state Island, would It not be an process or by purchase. Preferably she woars| act of gratitude, after he has done so her beauty. But if she clioose to stow it in a| much for Staten Island, to name one the too ardent wooing cf the March|of those splendid new Staten Isiand OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES. “Wille,” sald his mother, “I wish you would run across the street and see how old Mrs. Brown ts this morning. A few minutes later Willie ret Non~ of your busikess how old she ts. Little Margte had been to the dentl: ls how she explained the proceeding “The man grabbed hold with a pair of big tongs and pulled his best, and just before It kliled me the tooth came out." ned and reported: ‘Mrs, Brown says It's ‘s to have a tooth extracted, and this wei still within her privileges. ferry-boats Erastus Wyman, and the “Mamma,” said five-year-old Elmer, who was tired of staying in the house, have gotten me all balled up. t ft th fslands 4 " lleges. ; a , Oat cae He HT SA used by the natives of those fslands in place of sandpaper, Sneak-thief is a wretch no moro to be con-| remaining four after four more of those NCE upon a time there was ® J scome out In the back yard and play a game of football with me.” am an Old Mold and have never raleed | ‘The upper surface of these dried leaves is #0 rough uh is offense than if he nal been “Jack the| sand old residents of old Staten Island Woman who elnched fame and for- | “T can't play, dear,” replicd the mother. anything Huts Canary Binh! harsh that it will actually abrade the surface of stones, and, a ro Beye been ei) Bone ee uy tas i ee OR Ade “Hun!” exclatmed tho little fellow scorntully, ‘That's what comes of hav- || coith that ihe coamen Vou ate anbete| unlike our sandpaper, the leaves do not wear oit with ome | Sy Dee ry ast? LAY. thers if ve ul} Pon earth ivan was Thirty-Fo on Paper, and all of the Women's “Now, Harry," said a lady to a small guest after dinner, “wouldn't you wit pour Theory! Java, Boraadl pu Dehra ob te months itis tends Y " To the Editor of The Evening World: Clubs far and wide touted hi like to take some of the plum pudding home to your little sister?" —— as those of lynesia, 0 is al ‘ound, catry How old was John 1. Sullivan when| wisdom, so that she became cand on thank you,” replied Harry, who had improved his opportunity, “I've | .,Moral:, ‘This fable teaches that only thest about in their wallets along with thelr Ashhooks, dint: © Mr. Jerome's anti-gambling bill] he lost the championship to James J.| authority on Child Culture, **" |] got about all T can carry now."—Chicago News. | Know how to'00 fey ansikad cpr Deas icp pbaestiectr} Corbett? eI JOSEPH M " atlastia Boor Woman, who was up , ema ae : is :