The evening world. Newspaper, February 17, 1904, Page 10

de 1 Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 03'to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Oftice at New York as Second-Ciass Mail Matter. 3 MOLUME 4A4......+-0nsseerserereesNO. 15,520. The Evening World First. Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World for 12 months, ending January 31, 1904... . 12,231% Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World for 12 months, ending January $1, 1903.........-..-20. @,856% a oo SOOOLOS6-96 e- $0004000000006-6. Th Perna aren - The Most Important Little Man on Earth, Les-n Copyrighted, 1903, by The Evening World, Mr. Peewee Has a Sad Experience as a Strap Hanger. s nN a aa LS J if ij CLooK HERE, YOU SLAVISH MINION lt SOF A SOULLESS CORPORATION! C You AgueCT, TIME SERVING RAT? } ¢ WHAT Do YOU MEAN BY AIDING AND) ABETTING THE DETESTABLE HABIT 7 Y OF HANGING ON CAR STRAPS!! _ WC WHY DO You PER: Mir THIS So UNSEEMLY aml Cceowoint 3 in OK, EXERCISE! SHUT UP TOU BLOw- Pipe! TAKE A HANG TRIE TE LE POET. ' What Russia fy Doesn’t Know —_= ‘ . About a Ship. 66 HERE seems to be some t:ind of a hoodoo on the Russians,” remarked the Cigar Store Man. “They grab the slippery. end of every- thing on land and sea.” “The front the Russian army and navy have put up so far is certainly a whole'lot on the plotz,” ‘agreed the : Man Higher Up. “It looks as though a few probation —— ‘ officers from the New York Children’s Court might do This aah fede was per couaes by any 3 well to take them in hand. Rewspaper, morning or evening, In the United States. | | ¢ — “My janitor tells me that 10,000 Russian soldiers * THE REO INK THAT WILL Come Oo = have died of appendicitis from eating snow on the * Siberian steppes. He gets it from a newspaper that ; NO ieee FIRE HERE. § looks like the music plot of a circus parade, Then there Bvery grei er is an agent of progress. The 3 4 are the soldiers who froze to death marching. across the Troquois catastrophe made theatres safer all over the 3 lake, and the sailors who blew themselves up in Port World, and the Baltimore conflagration has brought into| ¢ Arthur at six performances a week and two matinees. {fhe fleld of practical work improvements which with 2 m ae Japs ae wise all they have to do is to keep the 1 ‘Russ t it hbve' been ‘only talked Mare a lans excited and let them lick themselves. ‘ > Russian warships will never be safe until the officers ER > and men learn how to use the deaf and dumb language. Mayor McCleitan has bean epurred by Baltimore's ex- | 7 Put yourself wise if you can to the combination of a perience to take up seriously the plan of utilizing the| 2 ship loaded with explosives and a Russian officer calling fmexhaustible supplies of ralt water in the East and|% the roll. In times of peace the ammunition is nate Bw Ri the) frei ey wata agas ¢ enough because one officer gives orders, but when {fem of mains bel @ couple of hundred officers and petty officers on a Rus- ‘ low Forty-second street connected with 3 sian man-of-war get busy with the language in battls ) Gfectric pumping plants to be operated by power from $ you can't blame any self-respecting assemblage of ex- \Pherelevated, surface and underground railway lines. * plosives for doing a sudden getaway. 4 Sach an arrangement ought not to be expensive, com-| ¢ “There was a general impression that the Russtans aredwrith the tremendous losses it mizbt prevent. And| teh ect ld att aa Caer ed le td PS e inns, but urns i i of the Bourd of Fire Underwriters dectares | { save Ghstl al bellied Wa athinoesan cate aa it would not only make a general confingration im-| © a fire, engine. I can line up the four-flush the Russians possible, but wonld cause a general reduction of tnsur-| 2 have made on the sea with a visit I paid to a Russian ance premiums as soon as it went into operation. $ ; warship once. The odor emanating from the food and Chiet Croker enthusiastically asserts that it would| > $| ee cer vee Seer ted ereaae ee heute ane CB » over! rm 4 make New York ‘‘the safest fire risk, city, that the ¢ $ whole Bite eee er a pits ad oats : ” $ § ose big covered _ {world ever knew or can know. * $ wagons that back up to the back doors of restaurants Incidentally it would afford a sensible rellet to our]? = | and carry off the debris. The battleships of the United ‘ - overburdened Croton water supply. It seems a needless | $| States, England and Japan take the blue ribbon for | extravagance to your drinking water on fires when seal % To THE cae z | Cleanliness, and from the looks of things recently clean- water would be even frectiy . 4 ! Rescue! EIN Ea - | liness ts next to destructiveness on board a man-of-war."" en more effective. ‘The stme principle| $ : ue! ucate Yourself to Think and Ne > “The Russians don’t seem to have learned much from nea rwould apply to street sprinkting, for which salt water| > OF Ww A R to Concentrate Your Thunks, our naval operations at Santiago,” said the Cigar Store fs better than fresh. $ ! R ana’ Man. . ‘i q ' Above All Things i Mayor McClellan is more fortunate than Mayor Har-| > CRIES Tin OOSEVEL This Nose ra Gente. i If they ever heard about them all they remembered rison, of Chicago, and Mayor McLane, of Baltimore, | ® D Woo j Gee Geastes: Human or Animate was Hobson sinking the Merrimac,” replied the Mar hanks th i ‘~ ine Piveet Pub. On Higher Up. anks to their experience he is locking the stable | © US SI fone saan? nok thie this before, vat me Goors before his horses are stolen. ¢ ; rs A Oren Bey Cee ta Ledge it is not the nt ONIMPOR TARE oe ee rt The Passi f the Silly W 5 teat ye. hag tanght aSsing of the Si oman A REPUBLICAN FUNERAL TO Jape. THIS TO HELP Both the Gea! : i * lo and his contemporary, the Me == - , , the Me i ‘The up-State Kepublicans at Gov. Udell's nome-rule wa Bnrigeauras bad brain, but thero was THIS Di re | By Ni conference allowed it to be clearly understood that they q see Toa’ Genalo was too laxy to use them, tho Mogathe. | 9 Nixola Greeley-Smith. did not favor any plan that would give New. York City "WEat. cen Be Doae Abeot tt that the Geaslo 1 Foret Dewsapapar reports the the control of its own liquor problems. Well, New 4 OUNEAL MB Cekar, polivol-tegehers of Connéctient are ean stand that if the Republican party can. ‘The ae Z AL MISiNroRmaTion, ;SHANGHAL'S! x marke wnere 1 Retting married faster than: the to- i ALG 4 ° c cal sel cA ernor’s original home-rule proclamation was bors at|/ 4ST was {ctled in my. omce, THE CZAR, | yr cresPondent Unfallied Ieoune! Abiae oe the fear that 1f the organization did not do something to fea man ca. eve ne) arate vin f/f places. And such has been the distress a ea “Tee Y, y of i ove mano, CK BY - occasioned by the wholesale deserti ehitt ium of meddlesome interference with the pide lbs Before the Mast" 1: oy TORPEDO. , YW 4 of the ranks of pedagogy by its youth: personal liberty of New Yorkers there would cont tenn ep petal my report “@ ne me hy ' SY; ful votarles that the boards are now Republican votes left in the metropolis. The grounds must necessarily petites Lee's Gove ate Ss y Yj, considering the framing of a contract for that fear are atill as substantial as ever. If the up- memory of the events happening Ot Po g yp DYE ane eLEe WEA become teachers State legislators want to butcher the Republican party feperre prior to and before: @*«: Gy rush h olan Mar MAiese ta this city to make a Raines lew hollday it wil bent ST ATTACK ON Port! = healer ? ‘The hends of teacher agencies declare ( party, not the city, that will furaish most of the tne ariel td GEG | hunk. THEY neyer | eer ee hee ana Cetobes, ? mourners. Pe't Lite This Paper, try oor Benny . WE H the brides’ favorite months, are always - 3 so Sanuays’ WAR BXTRA? AVE. signalized by hurry calla for teachers f \ i enallzed by hurry r teachers from deserted semin. und they assert furthermore that no Connecticut y A CASE FOR FIRST AID. With our-purzle er will voluntarily pledge herself to a state of single ¥ ipa blessedness, 80 favorable aro the conditions of the marriage Let us thank Providence that the fence about the new mart to her kind. ; Public Library will not be a permanent institution, and é All of which proves—what to sensible people needs no that when it comes down the library itself will not be | « proof—that men are now wis® enough to realize the charia under the jurisdiction of Park Commissioner Pallas, sup- that education and culture give to a woman and that now Bee ae eGo cL URE oe cols ——— \ adie -Veniei leriel®i would: nokshepconaldorsdl: more. tans . “1S s 2 |elnating for being a fool, There used to be a very general ble walls of this building would offer an even more en-|¢ PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES ; eo $5 aeae . We ee Tayout| town, N. J. g | ieaeinu tor beluga) (tel sihere) ase to) bela) vere eeneial ‘ ticlng backgrou § : yhich appears to-day in the thir eewee pic- >| dge of thelr intellectual and 1 deficiench r Spee ate jon ot mmlshey adveriisementa)then the! Sforito-day, $11 paid) for each: Matic ee eee ye P No. 2—MABEL DIENST, 274 1-2 oo eiitened by the blatant assertion that those of women fence, whose fitness for such uses appeals so irresistibly | % ture was designed by E. D. Owen, No. 176 West Nae es ; ‘ 5 2 : ? » wore greater, that men really like foolish women—which was to the Commissioner's artistic and thrifty eye. $ No. 1-HARVEY A. HUFF, Mill- | 735th street, New York City. Rutledge street, Brooklyn, N. Y. {ruc only to the extent thut, being philosophers, They were When Mr. Pallas took office he candidly admitted that ce hi 2 apt to hke what they could get in an era when women were the knew nothing about parks. His desire to see every fon the; most part uneducated aes Ma , iy eS oe fe ta 5 But, to-day, when the ignorant woman is an exception and avallable open space turned into a bitibeard makes st] Pray Don't Miss To-Morrow’s Exhibit of How the “Evening Fudge” Manufactures Its Own War News. 3 , 23','238% wien ine norant woman in an exception and clear that he might have gone much further than that. ® | much as his+wife or daughter, he has grown to realize at His mind 1s rather worse than a total blank on the To-Morrow’s Prize Editorial Gook—‘t Why You Should Be a Red Lobster.’’ once the charm and the advantage of being married to. an primary principles of civic adornment. Mayor McClel- educa ted worialy Jan owes it to him, as well as to the rest of us, to give OO DSTHOHOOOOON B® $6O9OO9GHOSH0OOO od OOOOOOSOHOH In the ela dara) men sompalion vrnsitons Heseni) ant aad a Fi = - | were content to get along on a le that fe ylelded easily him a little elementary instruction, It would be cruel to rather than to gain the great deol that with a Hard atrug- pitchfork a man into a position for whose duties he was gle might be wrenched from a close-fisted fate, they were 5 5 i 1 the mere foolish playthings that they totally unfitted and then leave him to flounder without ae N Mau haath had_for wives. But the conditions of modern existence are guidance. too complicated, its struggle is too fast and furious for him ; h i to dismiss hig, mind as he might his cab at the frout door. v New Resources for the Metropolitan.‘The invested { “Your what?" he cried. “You lie! Clara with great spirit; “but that ts7 “Tell me one thin, said I, “What;as the country is, some one is sure to] He has come to know. thet althauan rane! women of + funds of the Metropolitan Museum of Art have increased *Northinour,” 1 sald, “we all know | what you will never do. You made a] Gre they after. thee It 2 ottsist | hear It, and then—why then it's the | teged culture are mere dreary vainglorioun boron, there are almost tenfold within the past year, and now exceed vou have a bad temper, and 1 am the| bargain that was unworthy of a gentle-|°° pont vou know? he eri ‘The| aay: caged by law, or killed by carbon- | cases in which woman tas fas ed G rt patton, ani noe the $5,000,000. ‘The interest on that endowment, amounting last man to be irritated by words. Wor but you are a gentleman for all ck gia seamp haa Carbenatt funds ark. There's the cholee It bs 4 devil: education! ae Sea ia laneamunten ta DOE Biesloed quarter of « year, ¢ ay spuae Te lawae \ Aor in| 02. deposit—two hundred and e! ° aw i nly charming li uses — enlow: to something like a quarter of a million a year, ought \Jall that, I propose that you speak lower, IL never desert @ man} Mound and, of coume he xambiet Il MONA Hin ond camelaocutaliienetald ER Lea eet tintensslaaus therbrenathrand eles ee to buy so many works of real merit as to make the }for 1 am convinced that we are not have begun to help. away on stocks, There was to have] gentleman upstairs. He is quite of my | ° ly from the contact with tl: ee collections of the museum worthy in time of the bulld- al Ho looked ait diet with a pecullar ap-| been a “revolution In ‘the “Pridentino, | fray ‘of. thinking.” ness of vision that comes only ffom the contact with the } oe ing in which they are housed. A quarter of a million| | He looked round him, and tt was plain | pr and admiration; then, turning to) ?f Parma: but the revolution Ys off, ant) “Speaking of that", sald I, “what} many fine ‘and varied minds possible to the readers of good would not go very far toward tocking a gallery with Who ander |My remark hud in some degree sobered me, “Do you think T would give her up |diestone, "We shun all be lucky If we HE on neean ane other: “he's a| terature. FoalRen Thine) Hatt vantantdlonlihie sucyhe cent Raphaels, but such a sum, wisely lald out every year, ! Hud: | his passion. “What do you mean?” he| Without a struggle, Frank?" said he. |can save our sking.”” ve dp rancid fellow, as far as he goes. 1| Perhaps the bes pots | . perme ONC RAS) Te uaa Waele laid out iors y’ vet, jie o n Ley an youtpixirtgy: rou isonccuts th [eaishay cars 1 exclaimed; “God rancid fellow, an ve hit neck wrung | woman and education was A remark made by Jeffrey, the Very, cholcest ‘apecimens of modern art, both Amertcs | 1 only sald one word: “Itallans.” |next time we come tm dons" — "| Mate it all tie world knows. the, Can to-morrow | Dy All tne, eye hin. you | celebrated caltor of the, RAS uEeG NEGATE Ooh _and European, ‘The other day 187 Innesses, some of them | He swore a round oath, and looked at} “Will make the third," I interrupted, | bonarl, that political, revolutionary band) Ce" no> T'made a bargain for misay’s | tury agu, when a excellent, went for nbout $40,000), "lus. from one to the other smiling ' of Mitieal faction, had feartul methods| NAnd. Sad T pean, to, REVS thy tP0, aerc| thousht of bluerstockings belhe x ‘ “Mr, Cansilis Kiiows all that I know, | "AY: tue; so it will," he sald. “1 had eance on those who they consider] ,,"That, bs the way. arid tt edone| ‘Tt matters not how bluo the stocking may be, e- STATUS OF WHISKERS sald my wife. orgotten, Weil, the thi Renee uae yee Anti asaioalaneitetirerea ted take my intrusion?” piled thoughtfully, “provided the petticoat is long enough " time, you mean, you will) “God . “ 7 "1 ” a! UD Wheth hall wear a beard o> not FE CROAT EE EP Ee TENS © "of the "Red Earl” to jen! auld Nocnmiauny “Andi new | mowers Ea Agent aurea ee eens a nice way of eaying that a truly feminine ether a man shall wear a beard oy not is largely a KUUATINGA dient elmpet 6 nil asked Te ‘ tel cin.” t sald Hooker here Peankiy ets Anat werara In tol could have struck nlm. in” ne sane woman may know as much as sho pleases, and please the matter of nature, taste and convenience. Some men have) OR a moment Northmour glared at s Rae “Do you hear him?” he asked, turn-|vour help.” If T can't save Huddlestone, | for ‘his coarse familiarity: bee tite | Oo iy. ching no more productive than so many porcelain door) fs th spreciiless rage. “Then. he|,emulid. ot cous we ade. linge to my. wife. [Eawant at in tho pavilions aa, there's Wiv.dia Northimair, and #0 long ay the A 5 . | his volee, 1 Sch ceet rey thlle Tay] “E hear two men speaking Wke cow-) my hand on it. (1 shall’ act ‘as your} danger continued not a cloud arose eheye some do ne ae ung Colgr eat aprouts and He aid, ae dlacloseal im hong mann pie a tlt ards," said she. ‘A should-despisn my-| friend “until the old | mam ie either | our relation. | f bear him this testimony New Swiss President. j find the growth unbecoming. To others the frequent or- | ny face. Nee peabaen ne rieanted bas iit sat It) scl either to think or speak like that clear oF Aaene Po On Ay. Tivar| or am I without pride when I look ‘ ‘ew President in Switzerland, and nobody par- Evie ® inalyidunl-tn isha) respect! aro\ questioned, paper No, Alien Hucaleatene § ulmequently: seen “and Neard of the] ein peat Seton sold 7) and we Atigek nenas. | Roe vidious and irritating. 1. we pro-jevery year, And every year the new President Is the pro- Shave the Russian army and it would run away from a0, aaa uddlaatan he cons | Ltallans, Sint 5 Jet Us wo Lirestly (COL tne. { he lower. floor, Win-| moted Vice-President of the year before. ‘This year it is M. " Z M th ued slowly bi. sava tis In how | nd ao,""" iy? i (rump! Northmour. | for: ud Northmour; and he began |Geeded to Inspect the lower floor. | Mths | in i ‘ {taelt. L nd so, ‘oatinued, f erates x h the ‘rain, dow by window we tried the differen bert Comtesse. i eee you keep your f © your father and | derstand that you two are t s not yet Mrs. Cassilis. I say to, lead the way through ine Tale th. (supports, now and ‘then making an ti, F oper sortase weara a tall hat, tlited on one side to show in a local boarding-house there is said to be an in-jto me? This is the value you set upon | you stand up to it before my face, Misg | "2,MOre The present is not for me." | mour pointing to an array of guns a os trai coe Ried “with, suurtling | he {s no patrician, Ho makes everybody like him. His man- dividual with whiskers and hair eighteen years long. ‘The| Your father's life? And you are so ine | tu : ee ete aaecmur the wall or" were loudness through the house. { propoaed |jerg are moat ingratiating and his eloquence altogether 1s _ other boarders object to this hirsute jungle. They do not| {tiated with this young gentlemar not yet married,” sald Ch “I leave you here,” she said sudden-| Gniayed upon the sldeboard. T'romember, 10 make loopholet, but he | NCrs 0! eace he has a. splendid education, which tv iP re that you must brave ruin, and decency, | ifr ly, "My father has been too long alone, | “tank you,"I returned; " have gone|told me they were already made in the 1, Heldelber 4 Paris, Hirst al Wie to trust it in the same room with the butter, ‘They| ana common hum ition’ | BRUNO aR: HOOK) Ae) |But remember this, you are to be| armed since our last encounter. But, toj windows of the upper story, It was an| received in Neuchatel, Heldelberg an is. First a law: domand-that the off i ? aN hae | cried Northmour, “And the | ery, ry pen gant felonies | tel you the truth, Thave had nothing anxious. business, this’ inapection, and| “ang then a politician, he hae for twenty years been heard al the offender go to a barber. He lets the! “Miss Huddlestone"— 1 wax begin-| yargain? D-—an it, you're not a fool,| (tends, for you are both good friends | {5 ait’ ines early veaterday evening.” [left me down-hearted. There were twol TM i iia Aebates of the federal chambers—now diss ‘y Wintry wind play through his pendant tresses and re-|M"8 to Interrupt him, when he, In his | young woman! T may call a spade a) sey ics cota me tm reason for| trey peated, gome cred ment counting Clara. only four of us to de- | cussing military affairs, now dealing with the railroad prob- ta themito go to another resort. turn, cut In brutatiy — sa ne; oy SBME With you. How about tho bar-| yin atop, “As long am he. remained | Bottle of food Burgundy, by whick, wat| fend them againat any unknown, DU |iem, now handling the delicate’ question of International "You hold your tongue,” sald he; “| gain? You Know as well as I do what ati we two. w. Le Ea iad Xe tions. Possible to enjoin q set of whiskers from]am speaking to that girl.” your father's life depends upon. I have dl aah ‘tna t gupposs leaps h eu ee Ne alee, sald atl Se eae eapOnure aryat hen enurels eset fifty-seven years old and at the very helght of hiv is far trom customary to chloroform a man| ‘That girl, as you call her, is my| only to put my hands under my coal *| was right, for when she was or drawled) Northmour; ‘‘a]si he, ‘‘we shatt| powers. As President he will be an extremely tousy man, for by violence. The Delilah business 1s played Wifes” (oad Ai_and dhe only: leaned a | (alle! and walk away and bis. throat) Sooe itt attiy, oc scons team emer Ott Neten tie e es peas aha uation all’ Ge°butchered sind buried in Graden| he will have to help draft the new commercial treaties with - ttle rer, so that new she had| wou! e cut before the evening.” ‘ r ty Floe. Far that is written.” triq-Hungary and Italy, - Kot whiskers waved in triumph. . Northmour stared after her as she|misdoubt; it is the double danger that riclon Germany, Aust A _. laffirmed my words, ..--——=-———| "Xes, Mx, Northmour,” returned | went away over the sandhill, , "| idly me, If we get to ting, wild Be Contin Cpe Beha Bi enna eet, *