The evening world. Newspaper, January 18, 1904, Page 13

A fair and impartial scrutiny will be jgiven by the Board of Trustees of the {Old Jokes’ Home, Teng, Old Dr. Lemonosky, Mr. Pewee, Dowle 4-11-44, Thomas Q. Seabrooke, Marshall P. Wilder John M. A. ew Dockstader, ‘end George W. Da: Send im your jokes and win the Bet of typewriter suppli Like Kelly Could. Wrof. Josh M. A, Lone: “Talk about cheap postage rates. I'vo been 1% pounds go for a 2-cent stamp, bemarked Mr, Keeplent. “When was that said Mrs. K., lay- tng down her paper. “This morging, my dear, when you Went to the corner drug store for a sald a gentleman to his ‘you are late this morning. ft the trouble?" *I was obliged to go up to court this taornin’ where they was investigating ® little occurrence that happened last “Well, did they find anything?” ; “Yes, they fined me. wy ca Bek Agent—Have 3 you ever done I should smile. am factory for yeario Mast Ninety eights street, bar. Ward Wa: Prof. ‘Josh M. 0. Long: for the typewriter supplie: Father—Now, Johnnie, I am going tc @ fake @ little nap, and if any bills com for me I am not ‘Applicant—Well im Award for This Gentleman—Is pa at home? Tell him , Rhat Bill would like to see him. pa says that if any should say that he was FREDERICK M. WARD, 166 West Twenty-ninth street. Johnnie—Well, Dilla came in I not at home. Brought from Brooklyn, Prof. Josh M. A. Long: I dined in Philadelphia the other day, land one of the guests being late, we wat down to dinner without him, The doorbell rang, and a few minutes later pur host asked “Jeems” if Dr. —y the was ready for dinner, lated visitor, he's just cleaning his gums on the door mat." pithls 4s warranted to be fresher than arpening his eine ADAM SMITH, y Hollow, Brookiyn. Sere on Thin One. Please put the following in the Old | The Diddakes’ Res By Prof. Josh M. A. bong. - A Set of Typewriter Supplies the Prize This Week. HE USB of the typewriter has be- )Jokes' Home and ¢hen set fire to the come almost universal, especiajly | home: where the universal keyboard ‘used, and at the suggestion of Miss|that Bridget must ‘be vaccinated. Mary Mushandmilk, Matron and Sten- ographer of the Old Jokes’ Home, the/ not. I'll have you Rnow that I am a Prize offered by Prof. Josh M. A. Long @pd his associates this week for the|* best joke sent in by Friday next will be ‘@ supetd set of typewriter supplies. This witl include ribbon, brush, note book ‘ aml every fmportant article that is wecessary for the typewriter. If -you haven't a typewriter of your) ‘own, you may have a friend who has, By, {f you are after our prize of a com- plete set of typewriting supplies, send in * the best jokes you can beg, borrow or Mrs. “‘MeCarthy—Pat, the doctor says Mr. McCarthy—Woell, I say she shell union man and will have no scabs in ‘he Toure. JOSEPH DUNHAM, 16 Rivington etreet, Every Bime He Bought ‘He Wan Son, Prof. Josh M. A. Lon The following for a trial at the type- writer supplies: I went into a packing-house and asked for a yard of pork, and they wrapped three pigs’ feet, stating that three feet make a yard. I went into a department store and bought two pairs of socks, and when I got home I found ladles’ stockings in the pers. TI tho they were, play joke on m my friends say they 5 played the jon me instead. I went into a bakery the other day and asked what kinds of cake they hac. They said raisin, citrou, elactric | cuks “What, electric cake?’ sald J. "Thi kind that has so many currants in It. ‘W. BARL GRIFFITH, No. 159 Union street, Hackensack, N. J. Sent in from Suffolk Street. Prof. Josh M. A. Long: I enter these for the typewriter sup- Difes: “Why don't you wash vour face?” “I used to wash my face, but every me I did it drove me to drink." |, every time I used the towel It made me dry.” “Say, do you know my brother didn’t sleep for seven days?” 0; how's that?" jept by nights only."" /JOSEPH EBERSON. No. 166 Suffolk street, New York. Prof. Josh M. A. Long I have the honor to report that I again raided Lew Dockstader'’s' Minstrels at the Victoria Theatre last night. At sight of me Mr. Dockstader had all his old minstrel jokes let out by the stage entrance, but I found the following hid- ing in the programme. Oscar Hammer- stein protested at my taking them into custody » but I Ce Le eee ae done a always v'! iclent, ‘ ‘orric CER toeRT ‘sti! AN Im Good Company. A young man who wished to*be ap- pointed a county police constable put in ‘an appearance one morning accompanied by his mother, and was taken in hand for examination by the inspector. This progressed satisfactorily until the inspector observed: “OL course, you are aware you'll have @ lot of night work to do? You are not afraid of being out late, I suppose?” Before the candidate could reply his mother electrified the official with the statement: “That'll be all right, sir, never fear; his Rrandmother's going round with him the first two or three nights until he wets used to it.” Not the Place for Him. “Highfly doesn't go into society muc| looking for a wife.” His Receipt, The Worried One—But what can a man do when his sweetheart turns her back upon him? The Calm One—Take her in his arms, ROY L. M'CARDELL. ETT. Lots Slevenson' S A Great Story of ae War and Vengeance: | row } CHAPTER I The Fight in the Woods. ICK SHELTON was riding for his Mfe. ‘They were troublous times, 2 any bush, tree or hillock of the pea ceful English landscape through which he gal-|ins, ‘The reference to his father's death loped might conceal an aseaxsin, [or |atoused strange @uspictons In his min. Was Sir Daniel a murderer? Was his ft was during that tempestuous period | of English history known as the War of the Roses, Henry VI. of England, weak, seml-idiotic and wholly dominated by his viragoish Queen, Margaret of Anjou, was struggling to protect his crown against Richard, Duke of York, who, at the head of a large following, had latd claim to the English throne. ‘the ad- herents of Henry were known as the Lancaster or Red Rose party, while the Yorkists' emblem was tlic white ro: For years the country had been rent by elvil war other, gaining temporary advantage. While the poor were oppressed, certain of the nobles prospered. Among the latter was Sir Daniel Brackley, who, by changing from onv side to the other from time to time, | and by taking advantage of the geyeral lawlessness to seize estates and kill or Impoverish their owners, hed grown very rich. Some years before he hal ruined one Ellis Duckworth, who, taking to a life of outlawey, had fled to J hetress, whom tha * | from her guardian, Lord Foxham. to the] ont, leaving Richard and others of his ‘That hav That burned v y JA G y first one party, then the ight had kidnapped Dentel was on hia wa following to guard his cantle, Moat | House. But when Appleyard had been | slain, a strange plecard had been found | pinned to the chi | had ridden with {t to Sir Dantel. He was | now on hie way back to Moat Blouse, | riding In fear lest he be slain by one of) Duekworth's hand. ‘The placard had 1) door, and Richard aroused Sir Daniel to fury and pante; though it had mereiy consisted of a fow lines of ill-spelled, I!!-rhymed doggerel which ran as follows: T had four bink arraws under my belt Four for the greefs that I have felt, Four for the nomber of {1 menne oppressed mie now and then. One is gone; one is wele sped; Old Apulyaird is ded. One is for Maister Bennet Hatch, mstane, walls and thatch, One for Str Oliver Oates, ‘That cut Sir Marry Shelton's throat. Bir Daniel, ye ehull heve the fourt: al think it fair sport hull each have your own part, arrow fi ench blak leart to Your knees for to pray: ° 1 theeves, by yea and na JON AMEND-Alal. of the Green Wood, Ant his Jolly ‘ollaweshtn, @ mrrowes Item, we have v 0 doggel guardian, whom he thad been taught to revere and to admire, an assassin? And were tho prosy olf priest, Sir Oliver ids tutor, and ht him the Oates, who had Bennet Hatch, who hed taug! art of th > vil | Diok’s ‘h He was but teen and knew Httle of the world, As Dick had been nbout to leave Sir Daniel that morning the intter’s page; y Shelton had 0. Holywood, which lay near Moat House, Dick had directed him and thought no more of the matter. Now, at a turn ud among of the road he came upon ti yome reeds, "Are ye there?” sald Dick, reining in. ‘e lay so ele trouble you.” Nay. good boy, I have no arms, nor |, repjled the bemart for all!” skill lo use them if 1 had,” the greenwood, gathered a band of |other, stepping forth upon the pathway, malcontents about him and formed a brotherhood known as the “Black Ar- * of, avowed intention was the death of Sir Dantel and of several of that knight's associgtes. The brotherhood of — the Black Arrow had already siitn Daniel's favorite archer, one Appleyard. Dick Shelton Daryel's. ward. His father, Sir Harry Shelton, liad, ac- cording to rum! been murdered hy Sir Daniel through the agency of the ‘|latter's chaplain, Sir Oliver Oates, and Hit, Bennet Hulcn. | horse, of Sir Daniel's vb Hatch had also burned "Grimstone,”” as Duckworth’s house had been catied Dick knew nothing of the siortes ¢ rning his father's death, Sir 1 had brought the boy up as his and now proposed marrying the to one Joanna Sedley, a_rich niel ra une ohn Amend-all,” whose | twain sc nut fon the uneven WH EY call me ‘boy “prithee forgive me. east Intention to offe Id in ness Prithee, good ¥ Richurd, help me with your good coun: sel, 1€ 1 come not safe to sanctuary at Holy wood, I am undone,” c; sald Dick, dismounting, “I wil give more han counsel Take my: specitier.”” So the "ehan, went forward as they durat Dick with his n tho other's kne hand uy Best Heart Romance, “One Joan Seal 2 The Black * replied Matcham, was Sir Daulel's doin ey to gain upon both huge stems, not fifty feat before them, they beheld a n, sore blown with | By the line of ite co stantly drew an arrow ed them, Mateham “Call me John Matcham,” replied the |t wench bemoaning her 1t seems shi the bridegroom.” “And what make ye to Holywood Dick continued, sanctuary from a man oppress = me, v “The good Abbot strong pillar to the weak. “And how came y ‘stopped with a ery; upon the forester, ‘awing his dagger as he went. " he was startled by the daring of the onstaught, or whether he was hampered by orders, did not shoot; he stood wavering, a me to come to himself Dick bounded Mim sprawling | white hore. not even ‘The arrow went) hotex, veiled the head; and ni ow another with e divarmed forester! » but the dagger}upon the inde, as cold am death, abov bent almost doubie. Near across the hee with Sir Daniel, Fe: titepo: alte 1 before he had ltd seen met cried the other, * hath taken me by violence VICTORY. nd goode hermpen cord for otheres of your fdllowing, H 1 hud set Dick to ponder- ver sven before, jand had approached him secretly-and in- quired the way to the monastery of vended twice, fa couple of groafis, and then Dick rose to his feet ag 1 nless, stabbed tothe said Plek: ‘and’ he once Matcham trailing pelted forward, suddenly ‘at; sight ef a burned house, aboyt. whose s a party of men sat whispered Dick, pull- behind @ tree, is Duckworth, ler big fellow at tha among the reeds that I had passed you by, But, come forth out of your hiding. Here be none to to have me the rear to 1 was even grazed foot, and walk but lamely. y lay between us; he shell lonth to desert 9 for himself, followed, Scarce had they hidden them: selves in the fe rout galloped: by: in the right him as a child. j Kettle is, Lawinssy an euntrgeked “Would ye shoot at the moon with a hand-gun? said Dick. not, I trow, the elder of Us| inight, and hath a hand of tron: he guessed Thad made wr meddied with , It would go sore with me.” returned the othe " erled Dick. “"Tiesa vallant men'*"* w tspered Dick Lancaster is beaten,” Daniel's men We must hurry on with alt) hereto reach Moat House, Aye and Sir od Master Shelton,” suid the other, I have none the a. Rather 1 way venpech your wen-|<ame token ‘sodim T, or snhe saith: oF th bought my marry fare his ward, jdragwing far Tr y we go to table. whom [ will bitterly * he oried, pantingly; by charging heavy dowrtes, to make money out of the in- of orphans and, » hack to where and I will run a while, and wien | 1 am weary we shall ishangé again, Uhat | riding and running, both may go the at that ae fice boys regard matrt- mony as foll two phinged ght was falling and they lost wandered about ved, they sank to At dawn they inkle of n bell. found thems through the mean no tittle pelted down © Was @ade, and they | were tot “We must be on the watch Dick exclaimed it is the fir Lto marry?” Hoch “started up They Arrow selves near a path that ran the whole Hength of the cl eeal and west. @, Dick! judged it should lead more or lesa dingetty to the Moat House. Upon. thie, path, stepping forth trom the margin of ‘tho wood, # white figure now appeared. Ht carried m little bell, It paused a Httle, and seemed to look i and then, at # slow pace, and it hegan to draw At every step c, it had none; « pierced with eye- the orea- 1 ite way Fear full the bell clanked, ture moved It seemed te With the’ tapping of a stick. A leper id Dick. hoarse “His touch ts death,” said MAtcham, wet us 1 ot Ho, ned Dick, “See ye not?—he ts stone-biind. He guideth him with a staff, Let ts He still; the wind bioweth toward the path, and he Will ao by and hurt us not, Alms, poor soul. and we should rather pity him!" “L will pity him when he Is by,” plied Matcham, The bilud Ieper was now about half- way toward them, and just then the sun rose and shone full on his veiled face. He had been a tall man before he was bowed by his disgusting sickness, and evey now be walked wilh a vigerous atep. “The dls beating of his bell, the pattering of the mick, the eyeless xoveen before his countenance, and the knowledge that he was not only doomed re- Tw death and suffering, but shut out é forever from, the touch of his fellowmen, 7 — | tiled th £ / jat every step that brought him nearer Jada’ bosomswith dismay; and ‘their courage and strength seemed to at A jdesert them. An ie came about level with the pit, he paused, and turned his face full upon the fads ry be my shield! id Matehom, faintly: “Hush! whispered Dick. ‘He doth st -hearken. He ts blind, fool! ‘The lever was hidden from them for a moment by the bushes. “Would lie there idle?” cried Matcham, “Let ua back into the open, We have tie betier cuance: he cannot He sees us b: | steal upon us unaweres.”’ "Not J.” auld Dick. “My Ume ts com venture he may pass us by.” ‘Rend me. thea, your bow!” cried the other, “What! Wiil ve be a man?” Dick crossed himself. “Would ye have me soot upon'n leper?” he ered. 7h hand would fail me. Nay, now,” he added, “hay, now, let he! With sound men { will Nght, but not with ghosts and lepers. Which this is, J jot not. One of other, boaven be eur ton w, said Mateham, “if this be man's courage, What w pédor thing is han! But gith ye wht do naught, let Us He clos Jangie on saw A piece ut the smite es ‘netween some bashes: = leper’s lend wr hind a trunk, fo scan the neighborhood before te ol yin Witharew, ‘To. thelr stretere Tse% hes whole tn ppeared alvx Sith rustiings and tia creak of Cth and they -hoard the veatings of oa@! otfier's hearts. Suddenly, with a ery, the leper sprang Intesthe open floss by und ran straight upon the lads. thes, shriek iiena, separated ind begah. to-run al wavs, But thetr horrible en- cing fastened pow. Matcha, ran, Mi awiftly down and haa him almost in- stanly # prisoner, The Ind gave ane ! Feream that echoed high and far. over the forest. he had one Epasm of strug- kling. and then all. his limbs. relaxed and he fell limp into hts captor's arms, (To Be Continued.) If you wish advice concerning mew gowns or the making-over of old ones, if you wish advice concern. ing home dressmaking, “Mme, Judice, Evening World, Pulit- zer Building, New York City,” ant she will give it to you in this column, nd Gray and Rrown Com Wear Madame Judice: Can you kindly tell me whether there fe any shade of gray that will go well ‘with brown, af I have some very hand- gore brown silk fringe that I wanted, *o. trim a gown with, but thought there might be a! eertain shade would harmonize} with {t, otherwise I shall RAY and brown fs a very new color but the gray must he On the yellow or smoky shade, andj sive? JENNY M'GRATH, Bot have a bit of the blue or sjeel tint comoination, To Make Over a Gown Wear Mme. Judice: What trimming can 1 use for of {nclosed material, which T would like to make over? The skirt Is five-gored fund, the sleeves need something to make T have some black taffeta wu. Can that de used for it? AFEETA silk is tho ve ' trim pOus polka dotted surah si! s haped pleces Inderted ®t the elbow of the sieeve and in front " of the skirt for a fl modish-looking gown. Sult for Girl of 15, will give a ve What kind of a suit would look well} on a fifteen-year-old girl bust and dark complexion? 10 have something stylish and becom-| pi: Do you think it is too Inte for a| not only give you extra warmta but be 1 would like: N Eton blouse or Norfolk jacket! | with a side-plaited skirt ts a pretty] pede Mme. Judice design for a young mk signs being good for all-winter wear Jf/ about onc inch tuo short for me. T have made of matérial heavy enough, so tt 19) some nice black silk, Will you please Mot too late for a suit, Fer a Pearl Collar, Dear Mme. Judice: 1, have abot qne and three-quarter | “used by vinegar. What T also have anput| tie the gttins out? G. EB. H. ards of pearl fringe. ene yard of allver bead trimming about one-quarter of an inch wide. I would dt would make a nice collar to go with a black velvet @hirt!idea is the simple jfull skirt, plain] 92, $4, 36, 38 and 40 inci: bust, mailed for 10c, * waist; also would T need to get anything biouse, fastened in the back, and elbow like to know else to help it, not very expensive. ‘ amy short necked. Mrs, W. D. Y fog collar for a black velvet waist. You could use gray mousseline as a foundatign and dot it with the pearls In a set pattern and sew the silver bead trimming en as a ‘heading to the neck— and two front sides. To Clean White Beaver, Dear Mme. Judie {be good ¢o clean a white beaver? ANXIOUS. French chatk te the only thing.1 can sately recommend for cleaning white beaver or felt, For a Wedding Gown. Dear 3fme. Judice: | As Lam about to be marr -d and.wish to weir a wreath and veil, would It be proper for the bridesmatd to wear a hat, and what kind of a watte dress should I get that would not be expen- No. 163 West Forty-sixth street. H*m @re quite the thing for bridos- i maids to wear at day weddings, but not at night. A pretty bow of tulle a dresn| (Match the cols: of the gown is better, White voile In a sheer quailty makes a beautiful bride's gown and Is the moat inexpensive miterial for .an effective gown. : To Ada a Dear Mme. Judie 1 have a skirt with bloused jacket, Mke Inclosed style, of black cheviot. jf have niso a fur coliarette, but will jHeed something more for the shoulde | ig there any way that I can fix another cape undor tne Little one and would it look well? I have three-quarters-of a yard of same goods, filty-four inches wide. CA. LAYHE, D= LE and triple capes are very uch worn this year In many o: the Iutes: coats and another cape d beneath the one already on will verry nobby in appearance. To Lengthen Velvet Skirt, T have a black velvet skirt that ts fell he 1€ I could lengthen it with that, or if not, what should I use, Also, there are some stains on the skirt, nt do to ts perfectly proper to waar an | organdie gown at any kind of an evening entertainment. A pretty | or 2% yards B2 inches wide, with 4% yards of braid. Pattern 4,682, in sizes for |the yard, separate, sn p! OUR pearl fringe will make a stun- intervals in a set design | knees of the skirt, ac Would you please tell me what would! sleeves. Buy ecru medaliion lace t them pss the b also at y' top of the sicove if you t ana| The Home Dressmaker— —By Mme. Judice. wish, Border each medallion with a, Clara Wieck, narrow white satin ribion gathered in! path of courtship \ re. Tis Idea is not very fancy, | of roses, for it ut an effective and inexpensive trim- May Manton Hints. 4 ‘This 1s the falnillar sailor blouse In “Peter Thompson" style, avallable both for wool materials and washable goods. and the bishop sfeeves. Quantity of material required: for the medium size 1s 6 yards 27, 3% yards ce It allows a choice between the straight Amusements, Amusements. Nguly casy for : PROCTOR fy { Sting & Reve Wa (uty, Windermere’s Fan | The. Stain ai Guilt,"’ "he (Geo. Primrose, VT ON BALE IN AUD¥, HURER'S 14TH S Yhe Korean fwins, GASNIER French Athlete to al} for medal r heels in love with master's daugh 1s by no mea Wieck had no ¥ the wife of a pen- {nies musician, cay ¢ommun!: Mele of his pu ed to Clara nose of her father. | and Oysters,” and actually prop without a singlo w received her same medium, says *s method of wooing was no less | An Awful 8 ent BO. 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