The evening world. Newspaper, January 15, 1904, Page 15

ae w- THE The Old Jokes’ Home. By Prof. Josh M. A. bong. Charlie Face, S. P. C. H., Wins the Pair of Rubbers. HARLIE FACE, §. P. C,H. wins the pair of rubbers offered by Brady “the Only Real He- and Mahoney. threws {1 Vaudeville,” for the week's best #ke. If Mr. Pace will kindly call at the Old Jokes’ Home he will receive the rubbers. THE RUBBERS AND DIAGRAM) SHOWING HOW THEY ARE TO BE WORN. By carefully following the above dl- rections Mr. Face can easily learn how, to put on the rubbers. It will be noted that these rubbers can be carried in the vest pocket. that they can be wern on either foot or two rubbers on one foot in case Mr, Face hay a wooden leg, and that he can lend them to other members male or female, big or lit- ady and Mahoney rubbers are adjustable to all sizes of feet. The protection they afford the wearer's feet ig discernible at a glance. Besides bo! ing used over the shoes the rubbers are Practical substitutes for chewing gum, muy be used in place of wrapping cord on small parcels—in fact, the prize palr of rubbers are useful as well as orna- mental in a dozen different wa: JOKE THAT WON THE RUBBERS. Tho Board of Trustees of the Old Jokes’ Home—Lew Dockstader, Thomas Q, Seabrooke, George W. Way, Marshall P, Wilder, Prof, John M. A. Long,’ Old Dr. Lemonosky and Dowie 4—11—i— awarded Mr. Face the rubbers from among 6,000 contestants for tho follow- ing effort: Prof. John M. A. Long: I'm one of those fellows who lays Qungs away for a rainy day, and if I Bet those rubbers, upon my sole, I'll wear them all the time, and then when they get old I'll feed them to some old cow. Eocbapa ‘then she will give water el, must win the rubbers. In faot, I'il 4 the rubbers, because every Rims J write @ joke about a rubber I in- Yioro's 3 30 why is a rubber like & poor auto- TA Sccause it seldom goes over two feat without Dread La RLES FACE. slush! TOO LATE: TOO LATE! ‘The foltowing came in too late to win the rubbers, Remember, the Old Jokes’ Home will be closed to-morrow on ac- count of pay day, and that another grand prise, will be, offered for next weok. Bee tho Old Jokes’ Home Mon- day's bulletin. , Irish Rubbers, Prot. Josh M. A. Long: Some time @ raw Irish recrult, feeling rather dry after morning parade, looking about for the cant yn he came to a room where the adjutant and another officer were writ: Ing. Pushing open the door, Pat called out: “What. do you sell here?’ “Blockheads,” was the reply. “Shure, and you must do a moighty Rood trade for there's only two of you loft."* Put the rubbers on Pat. No, 68 Ruts Philadoiphin Rubbers. nM. AL UA n thie ot day trom Phil- have been to a alr of gums, Where imed, hard at him “Ye “The last man ‘said: ‘Rube “I do nothing of the kind, young Such tmpudence!"’ said I. "Oh, I sce,'1'T sald. you,” and when he wént back to for d. H, WILSON, est One Hundred and Fourth cubber No. 116 Street, New Rubber Jokes, Prof. Josh M. A. Long Who ever time? Whose time? | Adam and fve's, Wanted—Small feet. For what? To wear Prof, Josh M. A. Long's rub- bers. There's going to be lots of rubber- necks next week. Why? To sce who won the rubbers, GUS HAGENTUCHLB, No. 409 East Seventy-elghth street. slair, the Weeping Bard of Porongh Park, attacks Dr, Lemonomy and Dowle 4-11-44! Prof, Josh M. A. Lon Most people acquainted with the af- fairs of the Old Jokes’ Home know that Lemonosky has been railroaded from its staff of officials and has been super- seded by Rowle 4-11-44; yet few have ever inquired as to the efficiency of the latter, or as to whether he is better able to serve than Lemonosky. -I, from my unprejudicétt standpoint, will eay that ho 1s not. Nor do I state this/from any friendly feoling toward \Lemonosky, as you have heard me publicly denounce him before now. I shall merely how how alike in thought and action are theso two rascals, Lemonosky is @ doctor. Dowle 4-1-4, an undertaker, Note the similarity. Dowle 4-11-44 is a Mormon and a prose- lyte. Lemonosky is a bigamist and an Ishmaelite. Again note tho close exact- ness, Were Lemonosky to ttheportse in mimiognomy, Dowle 441-4 would miga- mize in thepography. I find but one noticeable difference between Lemonosky and Dowle 4-11-44 ‘While they both uphold and encourage the close confinement and abuse of old jokes, they differ materially in their methods of torture. Lemonosky practises the #thi-marjian system, while Dowle 4-11-44 adheres to the dippi-placquian treatment. Both methods are painfully cruel and imhu- man, yet the public seems powerless to preyent the foul practices of these two fraudulent charlatans. Shame, shame for our lack ef public) spirit! Where is our much Pires ft right and wrong? “Of, nt manity?, “Why is Prot. tion of e nae tn with me jn de- Home. ats unite and ate . scehtr until we have forever obliterated that most vile of astitutions, the Society for the Pre- vention of Humor. (Signed.) RODGERSON. BLAIR, “The weeping Bard of Borough Park,” No, 1018 Fortleth atest Brooklyn. L. M'CARDELL. ou? ‘prother citizens join nouncing the O! May [lanton’s Hints. Tucke d Frock for a Child. To model for n child's frock tg tucked to form a yoke, and oan be finished plain or with the bertha, sulted to dre: te simpler materia! occasion! preferred, With the bertha the froek becomes without, {t is adapted to the hours of play and ‘The dress consists of front and back, the tucks forming the yoke, with full sleeves that are tucked above the elbows In conformity with the latest style. The berths ts circular and arranged over the dress on indicated , Maes, and at the lower edge is « gathered frill. Material for medium size (two years), 8 yards 27, 2 3-4 yards 32 or 2 yards 44 inches wide, with 6 1-3 yards of Insertion. Pattern 4628, for children of one, two and four years of age, will be mailed for 10 cents, one meeey to “Cashier, Tre World, ) Pullisen Be ullalng, .D New ‘Bark Gig,” | a \ looking very |’ “Well, 1M rubber | *hiladelphia he was weil gummed, also | heard of rubbers in thelr], $500-In Prizes for Readers of Tin New York York Romance $500 Al Wealthy New Yorker Falls in Love with ‘The Girl - 2. No. 4 of the Prize-Story Series. ! | in Green BY ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE. | 1O1 Prizes in All First Prize........ Five Prizes, each, Seventy Prizes, each..... Twenty-five Prizes, each. | SYNGPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. ell mont, miilionatre and cotillion leader fails ‘in Vove with Edith Fenton, © chx- Arelty’ Kirk, who roribrocates hie affect Owing {0 the wlitterence in thel jal station Glormont resolver tot. to let her mew of h Jove. al by an Anarchist Laredo, who nd uth, wo protect. Mak arm fro mEaredoo Cecil danny Fenton from further an this « t of tnitnton to “Geese plat, "Glade Verexer, Say heireas, to, whom Sith, Mahe a ey nePEREET ta“tne dhe note F nein eel : he breaks in, Pa Nae intention of murdor= Clore tug the youn On ent u ot er fe Man a Ee ina mnont mansion Manuel finds ns 1s confronted by Gladys other and plan to Ret h fn order that Gindi Coes Statue plots to kill Cecth, weddings There ia mysterious te of som port hetween Laredo and Gladys. ith te abducted. Cecil belleves Laredo ‘taken her to an Anarchistie resort in w Jersey, and follows her thither, CHAPTER XI. A Fight for Life and Love. ECIL CLERMONT had the more or loss vague idea, common to New Yorkers, of localities in the Little State Across the Hudson. Hoe had heard of Highgate and decided trom which station he would be most likely to get a train thither, After an interminable period of wait- Ing the train drew slowly from under the echoing, vaulted roof of the huge station and swept acros the vast stretch of salt grass meadows. Arrived at Highgate, Cecil, recalling what Wilton had sald of the old brick building formerly used as a bank, made inquiries and learned that it was situ- ated on a hill nearly half a mile from the depot, Five minutes later he was at the door of the building. ‘As he glanced about his eye fell on & gleam of some bit of metal tying in the rank weeds at one side of the doorstep and fllumined by the rays of gun. As he looked idly at it he sa’ metal was a clasp and that it was at- tached to a flat leather box. He stooped and picked it up, At once he reocog- nized the box. It was the case that had Gladys Vereker’s diamond neck- “Gladys sent her to the bank purpose- ty with an empty case, She ts in this plot against Ddithi” he muttered, “and the presence of the case proves Hdith ing the surprised doorkeeper ahead of him with the force of a catapult. The apartment in which Cecil Cler mont found himself was spacious, ill- furnished and half-filled with more or less {l-dressead men, many of whom were bearded and nearly all of whom had the general appearance of being foreigners, Some had started forward; one or two more seemed on the point of plung- ng from the grimy front windows into im his veins the hereditary dignity and royal blood of the ancient imperial Romanoff dignity, strangely blended with the hatred of aristocracy and of kingly power which so strongly marks i Russian sort. “You have not the look of a police spy," sald this man, after a quick, com- prehensive glance at Cecil. ‘What ts your business here? I do not warn you to tell the truth, because I see from | your eyes that you will not die. Speci:" “I should first Ike to know who I | am addressing,” replied Cecil, coldly yet “and by what right you ask an "I am Stepan Aloxandrovitch,” satd the other, with dignity, “and as ack- nowledged learer of this Brotherhood, ‘on whose secret councils you Mave in- truded, I maintain my right to question you,” “This man,"’ answered Clermont, In- dicating Laredo, “has kidnapped the woman whom I Intend to make my wife. He has brought her here, I de- mand that he produce her and that you give him up to the law he has broken." gedly, “I demand leave to search the house.” “You may search it," leuder, “under agcort.” “Walt,” cried a voice, and a big blond- bearded man respectfully approached Alexandrovitch, “I can explain this, I have been duped. Brother Laredo told moe it was your order and the order of the High Council that I assist him tn kidnapping a woman and biing her here. I obeyed, as I obey every command of the Brotherhood. This morning he and I brought her to this house and locked her tn the rear room on the ground floor, She is cagged and bound to pre- vent any outcry. Laredo ordered that she bo left thus until this meeting should be over and the members of the Brotherhood should have left the house.”* Every eyo was turnod on Laredo. As the Spaniard met the terrible gaze of his chief his color ebbed and he bent his head, “I confess!" he said sullenly yet hum- bly. ‘What nsen says is true. I have used the Brotherhood's holy power to win the woman I loved. Let my life- assented the GN the road below; all had sprung from their seats, An authoritative deop voice, Hke the boom of distant artillery, broke from the medley of tongues: “Let the brother whose duty it was to keep watch on the lower floor be punished for not giving the alarm. Let the doorkeeper of this room be punished for not putting up the chain before ‘The secretary will 3. As for*— Cecil Clermont’s eyes had roamed quickly about the room in search of wes not there, But his glance fell on.a-man whom he veeogningd. It was Manuel Leredo, ‘With bound, his revolver forgotten, throat. yelled. “What have you done with her?” ‘A dozen weapona flashed out, knives, pistols and short bludgeons, But eagin the deep, thunderous voice broke in. “Back!” it cried, “Let all be done quigtly and in order, Young man, re legse Senor Laredo.’ Something in the authoritative tone made even the maddened Clermont obey. He relaxed his grip and stepped back, just as Laredo, who had with some difficulty found his knife, was ‘Ceoll turned to see what manner of leader this was who could enforce obe- dience from the herd of wild brutes about him. He saw e man of medium height, but ‘of great breadth of shoulder and depth of chest, a men simply clad, yet with the bearing and manner of a king end of the descendant of kings. His tron- gray hair and beard were unkempt, yet the etrongly chiselled features, the glowing deep-gvay eyes and the regal carriage of the head bespoke e leader of men, a born commander. He was, though Ceol] did not, of course, now ft, the son of e Russian Bmperor, and hed How to Wi in a Prize. With each chapter of ‘The Girl in Green’’ an actual photograph of some place in or around New York will be printed. The reader is asked to tell what this place—a building or other structure—is, The blank spaces given above must be filled with the necessary description. All told, there will be twelve photo- graphs, and all twelve—pictures and blanks—must be sent in in the same envelope | xinn ma addressed to ’Girl in Green Editor, Evening World, P, O. Box 23, N. ¥. City." wash All answers must be sent by mail to P, O, Box 28% The mat! will not be col- lected from this box until noon of Monday, Jan, 18, Every one whose answer is in then will have an equal chance for che prizes. A PARTING QUERY. A man when he ts mellow with the wine will some times say funny things. There: was the fellow who was some- what flushed and who was led to his @oor by a kindly man. “What's yer name?" asked the imbéber. "St, Paul,” repited his prop, "Good nig! “Goo' night," he mumbled as he tt , and Nedage Sn omer the dis- nie tan shout “Bay, St. RN oct ever: eet en eaumer to that’ long ‘letter rok meee the Ephesians?’ Citizen, to ee Why HE FAILS. ‘“Mfany a man," said Unole Wben, “is 0 busy tellin’ what he'd do if he had ds chance, dat he doesn't tke notice of de chance when tt comes elong.”— pulled out his keys, Then ne paused as Yastington Star, The Effects of Op HAT INFANTS are peculiarly suse preparations, all of which are narcotio, tinued, these gpiaee cause changes in the funo- smallest doses, if con tions and growth of the cells which are likel mental perversion, a craving for alcohol or pete io in later life, imbecility, Nervous diseases, such as intractable nervous dys} por aro a result their infancy. The rule among physicians is that children should never receive only then mit unavoidable, ‘he administration of Anodynes, Drops, Cord! Soothing Syrups and children by any but a ae should not bee a to it. other arcoaoe to. decried, and the need the attention of a physician, an dose them willfully with Castoria contains no narcotics if it bears the narcotics. . com Catlin. Genuine Castoria always bears the signature of 4 e of Chas, H. Fletcher, of dosing with opiates or narcotics to keep children quit opiates in the smallest doses for more thap ‘a iates, tible te opium and its various is well known, Even in the to become permanent, causing and lack of etait day at a time, an sician cannot be too strong Children who are ‘if dit is nothing less than a crime to id | CHAUNCE) VICTORIA | FACE TO FACE WITH DEATH. ‘The look of inoredulous amazement on Alexandrovitch's face clearly proved all ignorance of complicity in the ab- duction. ir" he exclaimed. to our order. It is not a place where women are hidden, I give you my word that’—— “She is here,” reiterated Cecil, dog- Oe error te te long devotion to our sacred Cause plead tor me"— “The penalty is death,” said the chief, @ note of solemnity and regret tinging the deep tones of his voice. ‘I, Stepan Alexandrovitch, pronounce the sen- tence'’— Fle glanced at a group of men at one side of the room. They bowed in al- lence. “And the High Counc! confirms tt.” finished the chief. “I accept the decree," murmured Le- redo between blanched, dry ps. Turning to Svensen and another man Alexandrovitch sald briefly: “Go and release the woman.” As the two left the room to obey Cecil stretched out his hand to the leader. “I thank you, sir," he sald gratefully, “with all my heart." Alexandrovitch jgnored the hand, and) ecll started to follow Edith's liberators| ; a Poor Cigarette Girl, FRIDAY EVENTS. JANUARY 15, 1906, . in “any stranger—be he spy or innocent= Who intrudes on a secret meeting of the © High Council shall suffer death. I re- cet ste necessity, but’— “Oh, end this comic-opera rot!" eri Cecil, angry at the delay. "=p wot os ing to set the police on you. Let m@ pass, I say!” ‘The cordoa of il1-clad men was silent? ly closing in on him, as Stepan replied;, “No one regrets the deed more than You have just seen one of our ord est, most loyal brethren has been Goomed to death. Shall a stranger—an aristocrat—fare better?” by A hand was already on Cecil's shouls der. ‘The ring of threatening dark fades The Stlent fing of Assassins Closed In on Him, when again the deep voloe boomed outy “Stay!” trex Several men had already placed them- selyes between Cecil and the door. “What's the matter?’ asked the per-| plexed New Yorker. was close upon him. Behind the cli he could see Laredo, a grimace of cru Joy distorting his haggard face. ‘With a mighty effort, Clermont threy off the horror that had momentary paralyzed his faculties. He drove his fist against the Jaw the nearest man, twisted free from th gragp on his shoulder, closed with other assailant, tripped him wd wrenched flmself momentarily from the circle. He rm 4 toward the window, Me} some vague idea of leaping to the r i below. But they were before him. On every side like a pack of starved! wolves they hemmed him in, silent, non-aggressive, yet fearfully alert. The was no escape. The whole scene, had taken less tha Had they stabbed, shot or even struck him, the attack would have been less terrifying. But this irresistible, speech- less throng, 0 certain of their prey, 80 patient of waiting to despatch him, made Clermont feel as though he were in some horrible nightmare. Another mad plunge and he had gal freed himself from the hands gripped him, leaving bis coat tn oo erep, r Whinting about, with hts back to the wall, he drew his revolver. 7 The blood of centuries of fighting #a! castors (irom the Viking King from whom 0 ‘vherited his blue eyes and yellow hair, down to Gen, Clermont, his English granditaher, who had before the bayonets of the Old Gua: If to 4 avoon’ tall with B, ering of dond at tis feraid fe apprSuch co Vaahatla. Yewag ‘hopeless, It was tant” of pa ratcan aun pote arfstoorats of France laugh tn ‘the faces of thelr peasant “Back! oried Al drovitch ti om advancing “murderers. 'Y ¥ aye man, sir. be arrayed on f Despotiem. ful fall, our hs the aw gore life s! 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