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‘ Effort to Oust Dr. T or Prof. Josh M, A. Long's more Mderal one of “Take out” be followed ‘has resulted In a sweeping victory for Prof, Josh M. A. Long by # vote ¢ confidence 8.077 votes to a pitiful 6,988, which was all the Lemonosky- OMicer Jerry Sullivan element could rally to its support. Tt is reported that Old Dr. Lemon- sky has made charges of padded re- turns, voting of repeaters and stuffing Of ballot boxes against Prof. Josh M. A. \ Long. After the vole was announced ft is reported that ON Dr, Lemonosiy said: "Prof. Josh M. A. Long does well to call it ‘a vote of confidence.’ It was one of the biggest confidence games I every heard of!" ‘The popular Interest aroused by the mysterious philanthropist who calls himself “Dowle 4-11-44, of Staten Isl- and,” offering @ bright new sewing ma- chine for the best old lady joke, is mt @ fever heat. Influential members of the 8. P. C. H., Gisgusied at the actions of Old Dr. Lemonosky and Officer Jerry Sullivan, once #0 vigilant and efficient, to disrupt the 8, P. C. H, and compel Prof. Josh M. A, Long to account for the moneys he has received as head of the society, now demand the ignominious expulsion of Old Dr, Lamonosky and Officer Jerry Sullivan, Prof. Josh M. A. Long was closeted 4-11-44 Yor three hours in Cafe yesterday. It is whis pered that the intelligent and conserva. tive element in the 8. P. C. H,, now that Old Dr. Lemonosky has been ex- posed, clamor for his expulsion and de- mand that Dowle 4-11-44 be given his position, he having great ability as “Restorer.” Officer Jerry Sullivan is also slated for dismissal, and the friends of Detec- tive-Sergeant Frank Evaghoe are clre oulating a petition asking that Evanhoe, e@lways vigilant and efficient, be ap- pointed in the place of the discredited Jerry Sullivan. - All members of the Society for the s Prevention of Cruelty to Humor will please write at once to Prof. Josh M. A. Long when sending tn or taking out ld jokes, whether they, the sald mem- bers, are in favor of these radical but fanperative changes. Here is a lifelike portrait of the in- telligent, honest and benevolent Dowie 4-11-44, of @taten Island, who ts slated to succeed the exposed and discredited Lamonosky. HE voting contest as to whether a = Dowle 4-11-44. A Letter trom Detective-Sergeant Evanhoe. Here is @ letter written from Scotland frome time ego and containing an inclos- ure, It {s from Detective-Sergeant Frank Bvanhoe, who is etrongly backed for Of- ficer Jerry Sullivan's position: O14 Gilp Hotel, East Register street, Scotland. Prof. Josh M. A. Long: On my arrival here I found one ef your badges in my pocket. I heard a few ol Jokes but being a great distance from 100 Prizes in all, 3 Prizes, each,.- 3 Prizes, each, i 10 Prizes, each. 41 Prizes, each, 43 Prizes, each. HE EVENING WORLD'S pin- , ght pictures, for which $200 in prises are offered, are proving to be exceedingly popular. They are called pin-light plotures, because when made and held to the light they show in illuminated outlines a perfect picture of the subject of illustration. There vill be six plotures in the eeries, which will end Saturday, Jan. ‘~ one picture appearing cach day this week. Tho first was printed yesterday, ‘Mhe {dea Is to prick with a pin through the dots in the dotted space that is pro- JAN. 1. 1904, The Evening World Vignette. —— vided here @ copy of the small picture that pears alongside. The picture for bere 4 pi 5 a sed World vignette, @ pin-| pictures must be Jarger than the original—about twice a8 large, if possible, It must not ba of the same size. Piotures of the same sise Happy New Year at Old Johes’ Home. By Prof. Josh M. A. Long. Lemonosky and Officer Sullivan. “Dowie 4-11-44" May Succeed Lemonosky tective Sergeant Evanhoe !s Slated for Officer Jerry Sullivan's Place. Will the S, P, C, H, Be Reorganized or Must It Perish ? rigid “Put in" policy be adhered to} they Medical Adiser, and De- the Bowery I could do nothing, but when print them (see inclosed) it oc- ee ate ie something: should oe done. 0. Denses a tdewater if yor Will ao the: reste hee cause 1 think the dear one should be properly taken care of. Yours respeot wil; FRANK N. EVANHOR, No. 300 Mulberry street, New York City, America. Skipped from Scotland by Detee- tive-Sergt. Frank H. Evanhoe. While com! out of a milk store last Sunday with a can wrapped in a news- paper, a man stopped me, saying: “1 believe I can see a can in that news: “You don’t believe what you the newspapers, do you?’ said “Don't get gay.” said he, “I'm an oMcer in cltisen's clothes.” “Wel said I, “you'd better give them back to the citizen.” This made him mad, and he eatd he'd take me in. I bet him $10 he couldn't do {t, He took me up. When in the station house the officer took the cover off the can and found nothing in it, Make out he wasn't ~ Well, perhaps o knows? On the way to the sta- tion-house I put a hole in the bottom of the can with my penknife. ‘That's how all the facts in the case leaked out, One of the Uemonosky Faction, Prof. Josh M. A. Long: As % past member of the 8. P. C. H., I cannot help endorsing Mr. Officer Sul- Uvan's views in this matter The Old Jokes must be kept In custody. But the a@ternnesa with whieh they will have to be kept can be tempered @ humane view of their conditions permit them to take gentle, limited ex- ercise. SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, Morstan, whose father, Mors- tan, died woe years before, learns throuxh | Thaddeus Bholto that ihe latter “nad wid one Where | The treasure chest has dot been aneartied and ‘Thaddeds wishes to go with hima to the house where Nis her, Bartholomew (x guatdin obaye, taking with, her sMeriock ¥ the great detective, and Holme atton. "They. find Ba nnd thi fire gone parent Dnantid's, ave discovered luk Boa yeatrinta, tp oat and overhait as th The chest i Small nto th be v carries Who opens It ihre become setae the tre cheat. to Mary, gpntensee, that frat he ell how 1 cg Nae es ake cat (Copyrighted, 1898, by Geo, Munro's Sona) (Printed by Permission of Geo. Munro's Sons.) CHAPTER V. ment. (°PHE surgeon, Dr. Somerton,” con- tinued Small, “was a fast, sport: | ing young chap, and the other .gYOUuNnR officers would meet in his rooms of an evening and play cards, ‘The| surgery, where I used to male up my drugs, was next to his sitting-room, with a small window between us. Often, if I-felt lonesome, I used to turn out the lamp in the surgery, and then, standing there, and watch their play, I am fond of hand at cards myself, and it was almost ood as having one to watch the ‘There were Major Sholto, Capt Morstan and Lieut. Bromley Brown, Fast Indian | it. | frtend De | ar th I could hear their talir | who wei | troops, safe rame. th A used to make, on atr soldiers These p: than play cards ever been at the Andam me: koen they were to play. Just to give him heart, t ever. All day | for him. than usual when he bling along on the way | ter | bw. I wa “It's allup, Morstan,’ as they passed my hut to send in my papérs. man," | “Nonsense, old chap!’ slapping him upon the each other's game to a polnt, others just played to pass the time and threw their cards down any how. Night after night the soldiers got up poorer and the poorer they got the more Major Sholto was the hardest nit. He used to pay in otes and gold at first, but soon it came | to notes of hand, and for big sums, He sometimes would win for a few dea and then the him worse he would wancer about as black as thunder, and he took |to drinking a deal more than was good luck would set in against The Sign of the Four BY SIR A. CONAN DOYLE, in command of the native and there were the surgeon Yather and | Himself and two or three prison ofMfeials, crafty old hands who played a nice, «| very snug little party Well, there was one thing which very ck me, and that was that:the used always to lose and the civilians to win. Mind, I don’t saythat here was anything unfalr, n chaps had done Iittlo, since and they knew while the but so it wa. the; The major ‘I shall have sald the ot shoulder. had a nasty facer myself, but— I am a ruined ‘Ive That hut ‘THE w EVENING » WORLDS 2 HOME » MAGAZINE » A Sherlock Holmes Romance of bove and Mystery. © THE CONSPIRACY. “One night he lost even more heavily sitting in my nd Capt. Morstan came stum- to thelr quar- They were bosom friends, thoso}¢o set me thinking and never far apart. was raving about his losses, he was saying, His Eyes Were Shining with Excitement and Greed, waseall T could hear but It was enough “A couple of days later Major Sholo was strolling on the beach; so I took the chance of speaking to him ‘I wish to have your advice, sald 1 "Well, Small, what 14 it?” taking hie cheroot from hls lips. “"T wanted 40 ask you, sir’ sald I, ‘who ts the proper person to whom hid- major,’ he nal Jefen treasure should be handed over. 1 know where half a million worth lies, and, as I can not fise tt enyself. I thought |perhaps the best thing that 1 could do | would be to hand it over to the proper ithorities, and then, perhaps, they Wwou'd get my sentence shortened for | "Half a million, Small? he gasped, looking hard at me, earnest. to see If I was in An the butter at my boamling-house wald to me thie summer, “Young man, laugh not at my faded complexion, neither make sport of my infirmities lest thou share the same fat Consider what these Jokes have done in their time, Think whet bits of sun- shine they have borne inte the dark- oes. What sick man tas not deen cheerod by a “Why ts a’ or a “What 1s the difference’ joke? Would any of us wigh to be tumed out inito the world to “sR for ourselves after a life of seit sacrifice? No, never! I mentioned: ‘ern treatment, But iny heart ttened. Make tt mantle restralnt. STANLEY M. SINGH! “* No. 75 Marey avenue, Brooklyn. Heleased! Prot. Jouh M. A, Long: Will you please release the following from your Old Jokes’ Home, as I think your treatment has worked wonders with hem? 1, “What do you think of the sub- way “Oh, it's being run in the ground.” 2. “Have you heard the story of the Hudgon River?" “Well, I won't tel ft; it'a too deep. % Fourteenth street may be crooked, but we know that Union's Square, Also piace dn you institution these gor wate keeping and a tonic: 1. ““Wihet do you think of the now Dust Won Dear Mize Aver: T% least embarrassing way for a River structure?" “Te be eure, & fh wond made and strong; in fact, 4 te wil Le peer (pter’ 2. “Say, you have something in Breok- lyn that New Yorkers have not got." ‘What ts that?’ “Why, the other end of the Gridge."’ 8, ‘fy friend ia in the @odea water business, but he és mot making much progress."" i igiene it fs ao fizale.” 4. "Two little birds had a quarrel the other day while 1 was @oing through the orchard,’ what were they fighting ‘about? ‘ “Their bile were over-due (over dew), end I really thougikt 4 would be too bad Af they bad @ ‘fatling’ out.” Agent 3. P. C. H., Bogota, N. J., near Wogna River. ROY L. M'CARDELL. With a and maki pleture about twice and the aainel must not be of the oe —— pin or beet prick @ picture of The Evening World vignette in young lady to pop question in leap year is to say: ‘Jack, if I shou ask you to marry me what would you say?’ Should Jack say no, the young lady can eay, well, Iam not going to ask you, Should he say yes, the ques- tion Is already asked. a Ozone Park, I. I, erstanding Wanted, Dear Miss Ayer: ILL, the following suggestion help Bome anxious young lady, I won- der? "Charlie, you have been calling on mo for @ long time, and i has created | comment among our friends. They say you, should elther marry me or stay way and give some one else a chance. Now, I hope you will not think me un- ‘womanly or lacking in modesty if I ask you té do either one or the other. A definite understanding {s due me.” wee that my backwardness ae large as the small picture in ther sam . Pin-hole th dots only, 1s of the proper mettle he | Act Quitney BN THE CLOCK oT Rines TweLve, Cartoonist Long's ideas of What Some Desperaie Maidens May Deo tnis Sear. / has placed you in @ trying position, and becoming my wife.’ Dear Mine Ayer: from aay conscience whis; for you that h me. I bellevs were consta all your heart yours, An 014-9: Dear Miss Ayer: T ful girl to propose. him: your candor ts both justifiable and lady- Uke. You will make me very happy by MISS ROSCOB. Conscience Whispers of Love. HEN John and I are returning @ theatre on Jan, 1 I will ‘My dear John, it is some time since we became acquainted, and as every day of that time passed my too, that your affections | ly bestowed on me and} that by asking you to become my hus- | band I am taking advantage of ilege and expect you to say Come to St. Cecelia’s | on Jan, 3 and hoar the bans. Sincerely L. Vv. He erae. HIS Is a very mood way for a bash- | Let her say to/ “Dearest, this ts leap year and | ens if you say yes to me I will aay round | +S-$200 in Prizes for Pin- Light Pictures << adjacent column, above space. pricking a dot each time The pin picture dotted space. Therefore this condition| through the dots only. That ts what that way, of the contest willbe insisted upon, The pin-light pictures must b: larger than the original plotures; and they should be as large gx tho] *Y @otted space will permit them to the dots are printed for. Also, pleaso remomber that the oin:) light pictures must not be sent in cay bohigad 4® complete and then send in all ai in envel Ano tar 10% not cut the pin- light pictures and the original apar' thon frasihet ond ond theca I ‘a J fay. You should keep thom until the| {9,not cit alon Th ais 0) Pa World Paper and the dotted # it inust not be detached Whom cutting thea rat Ns, con For Instance, The Evening ette that appears in to-day's ce alon, sd from each other out of tie line dividing ete Fs ide of por vo} dear, this STR i i ae jis the ring and so ts the shilling, #€ you are ready I am willing.” MINNIE ANDERSON. Modest and Straightforward. | Dear Miss Ayer: 0 girl to pop the question during leap year: “As we girls are accorded a leap year privilege, allow me modestly to ask you to accept a proposal from me," IDA DOOLEY, Jersey City, N. ‘J Simple and to the Point. Dear Mra. Ayer: SHOULD si ] the questio: the best way to pop ja to say: “Well, Jac! Jeap year, am I not |privileged to ask you to take a leap with me in marriage, which will make sn? Of the Napplest women _on | cart Will He Be Able to Read Thint Deor Misa Ayer: 1 should propose by sending this poetry to the young man asking if he could vend It: I thee Love is that rm read seo up will me have T his signature in black. When the wrap ‘ars on both sides of the bottle in Das ar Sie regretted | on the mother to srt rs Closel that for themeel: the mother’s watchfulness, Business Notices. N the least embarrassing way for a | TARE NO CHANCES Teva, have you'll But that and you One and downend you tf NELLIE STHIGERWALD, lk,” Conn. Will Have None but Him, Deer M. Ayer: WOULD advise a young lady, this being leap year, to try the following: Arrange a Uttle party, invite her lover and recite or sing these versos: “My dearest friend, I hope you'll pardon me, ‘This 4s leap year and if true, as I have oft been told, It 1s 2 woman's right this year to love; nay, even more, ‘To ask'tn marrivge if she will the man she does adore. So shall I be your, wife or not, that's what I want to kno! Alas ‘for ‘once, It you retuin the fatal answer no. My portion’s small, my talents few, and my appearance But, ob, how great By. wore for you— say is it all in vain I'll stop, for really words do fail My feelings to express, But mark if 1 don't get 1 will accept none else.” Mrs, T, ATKINSON. yourself, The Kind You Have Always Bought. HIS is the caution applied to the public announcement of Castoria that has been manufactured under the caper vaice of Chas. H. 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And |the queer thing about it Is that the real owner 1s outlawed and cannot hold operty, omer.” so that it belonga to the first vd Government, Small," he stam- | mered. “To Government.’ But he said it in @ halting fashion, and L knew in my heart that I had got him, ‘You think, then, sir, that I should ive the Information to the Governor- ” 1 wald quietly. you must not do any- position can make. I shail want you to help me to my freedom, and g my three companions to theirs. then tates you Into partnership, tive you a fitth share to divide between you’! — “ ‘Hum!’ said he, ‘A fifth boar That 4s not very tempting.” ie how can we gain your free dom? You know very well that yous ask an tmpossibility.: — - i “Nothing of the sort,’ I angwered. ‘I have thought ft ail out to the last detail. The only bar to our escape Is that we can get no boat fit for the voyage, and no provisions to last us for so long a time. There are plenty of little yachts and yawts at Qulewtta, or Madras which would serve our tum well. Do you bring one over. We shail engage to get aboard her by night, if you will drop us on any part of Indian coast you will have done your of the bargain,’ Vell, the matter ended by & seo ond meeting, at which Mohamed Singh, Abdullah Khan and Dost Akbar were all present. We talked the matter over again, and at last we came t ant arrangement. We were to provide both the officers with-charts of the part of the Agra fort, and mark the place in the wall where the treasure was bid Major Bholto was to go to India to test cur story. If he found the box he was to leave It there, to send out @ sthall yacht provisioned for a voyage, whieh | was to Me off Rutland Island, and to which we were to make our wey, and — finally to return to his duties. Capt. Morstan was then to apply for leave of absence, to meet us at Agra, and — there we were to have a final division ~ of the treasure, he taking the jnajor's — share as well as his own, All this we sealed by the most solemn oaths that — the mind could think or the Mpe utter, 1 sat up all night with paper and Ink, and by the morning I had the charts all ready, signed with the sign of four—that is, of Abdullah, Akbar! 5) Mohammed and myself. : “Well, gentlemen, I weary you with ~ my long story, end I know thet my friend, Mr. Jones, is impatient to pate @ | thios rash, or that you might repent Let me hear all about it, Small. Give }me the facts.’ ¥ “I told hin the whole story, wlth small changes. so that he could not identify the places. When I had finished he stogt stock-still and full of thought. I could see by the twiteh of Sis Up that there was a struggle golng on within bim. | “"Phis is a very smportant matter, Small,’ bo sald, at jast, ‘You must not my n word to any one about it, and 1 shai see you again spon. | “Two nuohts later he and his ¢riend, | Capt. Morgtan. came to my hut in the | dead of the night with « lantern, | Ll want you to let Capt. Moratan hear that stery from your own lips, Small,” eaid he. “I repented it as I had tol & belore. ‘Tt rings true, en? sald he. ‘It's; | good enoush to act upon?” | “Capi, Morsten nodded, “Look here, said the major. | ‘We have (been talking it over, my friend herd and I, and we have come to vhe conclusion that this secret of yours hardly a government matter after | but is a private concern of your is all, own, which, of course, you thave the power of disposing of as you think deat. Now, the question is, what price would you ask for it? We might be inclined to take It up, and at least look | into it, if we could agree as to terins.’ | He tried to speak in a cool, careless way, but his eyes were shining with exeltement and greed “Why, 43 to that, gentlemen,’ 1 answered, trying also to be cool, but feeling excited as he did, ‘there is only one bargain which @ man tn my Tooth Powder | Used by people of refinement for over a quarter of a century | PREPARED SY Amusements, AMMOTH ee CULTURE srw |“ WS ily | we. ‘ete fort of ne Outdon niticently Formed M na Women fe Flan "runes and Vt World's 4, Hie Hy Phyni¢al UR Food or Cash Prizes Qne Mile and Other Races for Women ant" Qirie i Jenkins and Other Famous Wrestlers tn, contents for 8300 in Prizes Pantin Mag Neten on lath. apy of, thelr con- (bya Wontertal 10. A.M. Lees fe rratternoon perform: ue races and Hen for Tat ete. R Two thrillin Woman A res at 1 | varvat—that was as me safely stowed in ohokey, I'l it as short 4s I can. The villain went off to India, but he never came back again, Capt. Monstan showed his name wmong a lst of passengers! one of the mail boats very shortly ward. Hie uncle had died, leaving Ba a fortune, and he hed left the army, — yet he could stoop to treat five men a@ he had treated us. Sforstan went to Agra shortly afterward, and indeed gone. The scoundrel had {t all, without carrying out one conditions on which we bse the secret. From that cay 2 for vengeance. I thought of and I nursed it by night. an overpowering, absorbing passion % T cared nothing for the law—nothe |ing for the gallowe. To escape, to the Agra treasure | Smaller thing in mp maina than yg of, Sholto. ‘Well, I have set my mind on things Jn ‘hls iife, and never one 1 Gta nok cary ont.” eet wae years batare my Ume cage, you ( I had picked up inadisne One wes Cendak pss a fever, man Islander was picked up yict gang In (he woods. ‘Hee dewth, and had ett e bow be coul ne me to (To Be Conchuded.) 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