The evening world. Newspaper, December 23, 1903, Page 13

A Story of © ‘Treasure, S*>DEAD MAN'S ROCK «f Love and Vengeance. Al. T. Quiller-Couch. DING CHAPTERS. Dead Man Simon Colliver 1 Tinilton, who and also in search of the treasure. Jasper, Bxe- Kelel's no! half of a gold clasp on which whan “n Colltver has the a@ther hal to Tandon to find and kill Col! " he atid Tom Love flay, hin cousin. win a fortune at a gambling ho. run by a weird old womar in yellow 6 houxe An attempt ts made engaged to a girl whom he e\ Luttrell. ‘Tom “rites a play and falls hopeiessiy in love with the celebrated actress, Ciarissa Lam hart, who is to star in jt, At the firat por- formance Jasper rccognies Clarisea as Claire Luttrell. @opyrightea 1803 by George Munro's Sons.) 4By Permission of George Munro's Sons.) CHAPTER itt. A Face in the For. HE house welcomed her enthuslas- T tically, but her eyes met mine alone, and while I longed to enile or to applaud, lips and hands refused their office. I sat spell-bound, knowing that the tremor that marked her first words was due to my supposed coldness. “Then it all dawned on me. This was the woman whom Tom, too, loved. I fad not the heart to tell‘him of my discovery, As the curtain fell on the act an usher No. 7 Mystified, I obeyed the summons. “Come in,” sald a low, sweet voice in feply to my knock. I entered and found myself face to face with the Yellow Woman, the proprictress of the gam- bling-house. She was alone, dressed in yellow, as usual, ablaze with jewels and gazing at me Inscrutably from her great black eyes. She waved me to a seat and eid quietly: . "So you know Clarissa Lambert?’ % stammered an pfMfrmative. “Well? You admire ner aoting?’ “I never saw her until to-night.” “That is strange; and yet you know her?” I nodded, *Ghe fs ; vat success; on which I congratulate myeelf, for I discovered her, “You I could only exclaim. “Yes, I. Is it so extraordinary? She and I are connected, so to apeak; which ‘makes it the more ofd that she should never have mentioned you.’ to gad @ short pause she continued: sent for you Decause I wanted another glimpse of tat old buckle you carty. Have you it with you?” I showed her the clasp, attached to my watch chain, and as I did so I saw her suddenly close her yellow fan with @ click. Up to that moment it had not cemsed to move back and forth. It struck me that this maneouvre might be intended as a signai to some one in ‘We house, ‘ I returned to my seat beside Tom, The play was « triumph, and as he and L left the theatre arm in arm he was 48 Jubilant as a schoolboy. He snatched off my hat, putting his own on my head, and pretending I was he, began @ mock criticism of the play. Suddenly as we thus moved on through the dense fog that had settled over the city, I saw a figure start up as if from below our feet, and ‘lom's hand go up to his bre: What was that? There was a scuffie, a curse, and ‘as I dashed forward a dull, dim gleam and Tom, with a groan, sank back iato my art That was all. A moment, and all had ‘happened. Yet not all; for as I caught the body of my friend and saw his face turn ashy white in the gloom, I saw aleo, saw unmistakably framed for an instant in the blackness of the fog a face I knew; a facé I should know until death ge my eyes of sight and my brain remembrance—the face of Simon Colliver! A moment, and before I could pursue, before I could even ‘shout, the figure THE BEST WAY TO POP THE Address Letters in This Contest to ‘BY MARGARET HUBBARD AYER Woerenen. is the Ingenuity of ‘woman. Is there anything under the evn, vegetatle, animal or mineral, which has not served its pur- pose in bringing man to his proper| be my wife?" -place—at least her idea’ of his proper| “Yes, dear," for an answer. @lace—her feet, Astrology has been resorted to, and ‘mrereasfully, we are told, ‘‘the pies that mother made” have fought and con- juered the brave. Bible Verses, conun- F » mistletoe and automobiles all @re made to play thelr special pa: in the lovers’ game of “yea and nay. ‘We gather experience as we read the many interesiing ways there are of ing the question. ~ contest goes on the men seem phe taking heart and few of them own _bayhfutness on this pressing sub- Indeed, they tackle the question With « knowledge born of which should be valuable to all. Wise at Seventeen, Peer Mise Ayer; ( a formed the acquaintance of s young Taveday | ee re had wee gone, faded {nto the gicom and . whe he had re ceived the ble for me, and that this in. the gam- bilng-h way due ¢ the golden «la sin had mais taken me for the fog. It was I, notrhe, should be lying there He was very brave, very patient. He had mado but ono request—that he woman he in the early might once’ more see tho loved. 1 sent for Claire, dawn she arrived, R At sigks of her Tom’‘s tortured face was trinsigered. “It was 80 ,00d of you—to come; I was afrald—afraid—but you are good. You saved my play last night, but you cannot save-me.” A wan smile played over the white face and was gone. “Better, for 1 can speak now and be pardoned. Do you know why I sent for you? I wanted to tell you someth! before 1 died. Do not be angry—tI shall be dead soon, and in the grave, they say, there is no Knowledge. Clarivsa! oh, pity me—pity me, $f I speal The eyes lovked up impioringly and met their pardon, “I have loved you—yes, loved you. Can you forgive? It need not Sistnans —you—now, It was mad—madness—but I loved youl.” There was a gray shadow on his face npw—the shadow of death. Tom must have felt it draw near, for, suddenly raising himself upon his elbow, he erled: “Ah! I was selfish—I did not think. They are waiting at the theatre—go to them. You will act your best—for my Sake. Forget what I have sald, if you cannot forgive.” “Oh, why will you think of that?’ “You do forgive? Oh, God bless you, God bless you for it! Clarissa, if that be s0, grapt one thing more of your’ infinite mercy. Kiss me once—dnce only—on the lips. 1 shall die happier s0. Will yoy—can you—do this?” The film was gathering fast over those e¥es oncé @o full of laughter; but through it they gazed in passionate appeal. For answer, my love bent gravely over the bed and with her lips met his; ‘then, still clasping his hand, sank on her knees beside the be “Thank God! My love—oh, iet me pall you that~you cannot—help—my loving you. Do not pray—I am happy now, and—they are waiting for you.” Slowly Claire rose to ner feet and stood waiting for his last word: “They ere waiting=Wwalting. . Good- by, Jasper—old friend—and Clarissa— Clarista—my love—they, are walting—T cannot come—Clar’— Blowly Clarissa bent and once more touched his lips, then without a word passed slowly out. As she went Death entered and found on its victim's face @ changeless, rapturous smile, oete tee ne” ei l.0hoxe A week leter Claire and I stood at ‘Tom's grave. Slice turned to me as wo were leaving the place and said: “I have much to explain, dear. Much for which to ask your forgiveness.’ “Pell me all, Claire.” "I told you I was called, ‘or thagathey called me Claire, Were you not sur- prised when you saw my name as Clar- issa Lambert?" “Is that all?" I cried. “WY, of course, I kmew how common it 1s for actresses to take another name." “But that is not all," she expostulated, while the trouble jn her eyes grew deeper. “Luttrell is not my name.’ “Was Luttrell not your mother’s name?” I asked, perplexed. “That is the nime by which she is always called now, and I am always called Claire; in fact, it is my name, but I have another, and I ought to have told you. “Wihy, as Clatre 1 know you, and’ as Claire I shall always love you. What does it matter if your real name be Lambert? You will change 1t, love, Soon, & trust, gentleman at a social and was asked by him to keép company. I had already given my heart to another, I told him I felt highly honored, but that it was {mpossibla to accept his offer, and I hoped that he would find some young lady worthy of his affection. I am only seventeen years of age and I think that 1s the most delicate way of re- ‘ing an offe A. THRAEN. Very Neatly Done, Dear Miss Ayer: 2 pop the question ‘neatly turn the conversation on marriage, and when you see a good opportunity ask: “May I come to your wedding?’ She will answer: “Yes.” ask: “May I stand up by your side?’ Ten chances to one she will say "yes" without reat- izing the full significance of her answer. It will finally dawn upon her that she has promised to be your bride. MARTIN CREED. The Plan that Succeeded. Dear Miss Ayer: HE proper !way to propose to a young woman is; First find out as nearly as possible how much she cares for you; then say simply, ‘4 Jove you with all my heart. Will you T did this way and got 8..N, 2. After Dreaming About It, Dear Miss Ayer WOULD use the following form of proposal: “Esther, you know this ts New Year's, and az a present, I will give you my promise of love for ever, and in return 1 want you to be mine, bd CHARLES 8B. Dear Miss Ayer: T= refusal should run: It ig with regret that I am pompalled too ask for a discontinuance of courtship, in view of our different religious beliefs. I cannot speak too highly of your lady- Uke and gentle manners, which I appre- clate when in your compahy; but 1 don"t desire to occupy your me when my intentions for matrimony are inain- ‘ * ibe a 2 $y ating Slated ncnintredtee he. ; : i A NEW $500 THE GIRL Begins in Evening World .of Monday, Jan 4, - the third of The Evening mas-week prize puzzles. day— | sit In all—n cut-out, # folding o | rimth puzzle, and among The World readers who are most suc in solving these puzzles 100 prizes, amounting in all to $200, will be distrib- uted. Puzzlers must not send in their solu- tlons ir} instalments, but must wait until the series js completed, which will be next Saturday, and then mail all six solutions together. Answers will be ro- ceived up to 6 P. M, of Monday, Dec. 28, ite 7 in,this maze. He is wondering how he is goin PRIZE STORY IN GREEN N PRIZES FOR PUZZLE | we The Ruby of Ceylon and Pirates’ Gold Buried in the Sea. WORKERS - $200) and the prize-winners will be named | 100 PRIZES IN ALL, probably In The Evening World of | Wednesday Dee. 20. \ mber of the famiiy—father, ||) 3 Prizes of SIO each - = SBOP moter and the childien-can aden. | 3 “ ‘s Ss - - 1S [| ment in ac these rere 1s, “ “ “ i é besides, the cha a prize !o 3 = 3° lana the prizes are surely worth win- 1 ‘ We 2 - - B82 | ning. 43 “ o 1 All answers should be sent to “Xmas ——_| to follow to get into the house. ALK (\y CAA CHRISTMAS PUZZLE NO. Iil.—Santa Claus has Christmas presents for some children in the house located g to find his way into it. Mark witha pencil the route which Santa is |, Don't send one puszle at a time i Saturday and send in all six at on Good Juck to you and may you win on of the biggest prizes, Kvening, World, P. O. City." Wi ‘ait e “RVENING # WURKLUD #& HOME & MAGAZINE #& The Old Jokes Home. By Prof. Josh M. A. Long. IF You Win the Sixteen Prize Articl IN REGARD TO THE OLD JOKES’ HOME QUESTION t site “Put In’ if you delievé tn fs the old jokes in the Old Jokes’ Home, BSUNESUAY BY! DECEMBER 23, / el wa ve i les You Can Divide with Friends, Put a cross mark in the apace ake a croms mark in the space aghinat ‘ake Out’ if your convictions «re for more humane policy. Peczareas seansianeel co" | VOTE To Put In =] To Take Out 7] |: NAME... oses1s553 seeeeeees ADDRESS. . WORD about the voting. The; A friends of Take Out must exert | themselves, Prof. Josh M. A. Long had to present Old Dr. Lemonosky with a cravat because tho To Put In..... To Take out . Prof. Josh M .A. Long is also at al loss to understand the rancor that) seems to exist against the old jokes In the minds of most people. Many let-/ ters (hat accompany the “Put In’ bal- lots and which uphold the mutiny of Officer Jerry Sullivan, once so vigilant and efficient, and the thinly veiled hos- to our tility of Old Dr. Lemonosky Present Mberal polley are s1 Many of these letters say old Jokes locked up; let OMcer Sullivan assault them in the cells; let old Dr. Lemonosky give them the black bottle; let the musical comedies close; we are ured of the old, tiresome jokes and tm- pudent vulgar comedians; take the old Jokes and do away with them ang let But my poor little jest woke no mirth in her eyes. “No, tt is not Lambert. That is only the name I took when I went on the stage. Nor am I called Luttrell. It is @ ead story; but let me tell it now, and ut an end to all deception. I meant to do so long ago; but dately I thought I would wait until after you had seen me on the stage; I thought I would explain all together, not knowing that he—but it has all gone wrong. Jasper, I know you will pity poor mother, even though ghe allowed you to be deceived. Ghe has een so unhappy. But let me tell it first, and then you will judge. She calls herself Luttrell to avotd persecution; to avoid a man who i9”— ‘A villain, I am eure." “A villain, yes; but worse. He is her husband; not my father, but a second husband. My father died when I was quite a little child, and she married again. Ever since that day she has been miserable. I remember her face— oh! so well—when she first discovered the r¢al character of the man, For years she suffered—we were abroad then cere. So, wishing you*al! the favor- able opportunities of this Ufe, I re- main, &c., W. iH. Best, Quickest and Simplest. Dear Mies Ayer: Y idea of the best, quickest and simplest way of proposing: to a young lady at this time of the yeur would be to give her a ring as a Christmas present. When giving it to her he can say in a joking way that he would rather the ring were a plain gold one. The young lady will under- stand, and if she cares for him she will undoubtedly answer, So would I." He can then ask her to name an early date, and the fight is won. J. F. BUCKLEY, Jr. Be Sure to Pop in Person. Dear Mins Ayer: EAP YEAR or no leap year, man L should always propo: A gentle- man friend of mine proposed to me by mall. I simply refused, as a man who could not pop the question to a girl in person is not worth having. —until at last she could bear ft no longer; so she fled—fied back to Eng- land, and took me with her. I think, but I am not sure, that her husband did not dare to follow her to England, because he had done something against the laws. I only guess this, for I never dare to ask mother about him, I did so once, and shall never forget the look of terror that came into her eyes. I only guess he has some strong reason for avoiding England, for I remember we went abroad hastily, almost directly after that night when mother first dis- covered that she had been deceived. However that may be, we came to Eng- land, mother and I, and changed our name to Luttrell, which was her maiden |mame, After this our life became one of perpetual dread of discovery. We were-miserably poor, of course, and 1 was unable to do anything to help for many years. “Mother was so carefuy why, she even called me by my second name, 80 desperately anxious was she to hide all traces from that man. Then suddenly we were discovered—not by him, but by his mother, whom he set to QUESTION “Margaret Hubbard Ayer, Evening World, N. Y¥: City” $10 FO: THE BEST LETTER from a Woman on the Least Em- barrassing Way for a Girl to Pop the Question During Leap Year $10 FOR THE BEST LETTER from a Man Giving Directions How to Pop the Question Most Con- vincingly $5 FOR THE BEST LETTER from Man or Woman on the Most Delicate Way of Refusing an Offer of Marriage ent, as I have not yet thought of mar- riage, With a feeling of profound esteem, believe me, your friend, MARGARET SCHNEIDER. Two Ways of Proposing. Dear Mies Ayer: ERE are two ways to pop the ques- tion: “Dear George—Just let me remind you this {s leap year, and Cres Poetical Advice. F you wish to pop the question To the gicl you love the best, She will put you to the teat. You should tell her all your secrets; if her heart {8 beating ¢or you, cuv will share her Life with thee. Her School Books Bar Matrimony. Dear Miss Ayer: tollows: Dear Sir—I cannot but feel flattered at your proposal, it, Had I thought that your ‘attentions were prompted by anything but friend- you. ‘Rest assured that no living. man stands in your way, but I have decided Dear Miss Ayer: Go and tell her that you love her— , Be as frank as you can be; H, BURNS. Y refusal of marriage would be as and If pains me to be obliged to decline bip I should haye endeavored to warn to devote angel to my staples at pres- "i Sei ahs If vou love me as I love you, you and I can live in a cottage built for two. Another method can be used ts: Whi your best beau calls on the New Year, 1904, ‘Well, as this is leap year, 1 will ask you to be my partner through life." If he is willing money will make no difference. Mrs, J, TURNER, Forget Love in Offered Friendship. Dear Mies Ayer: I think tne gentlest way to reject your admirer is to write as follows Esteemed and Valued Friend: The de- sire you express can never be gratified, because while feeling your worth and knowing how good and kind you are, I know that I cannot harbor the love which would be a just return for that which you feel and offer, It will make me very unhappy to think I sadden your bright life In any way. Try and forget this love in the friendship I shall ever fe pleased to possess, With sympathy, 1 remain yours truly, FRANCES ¥. JONES. :|Cowperthwait’s search for us, and she—for she was not wholly bad—promised to make my for- tune on the single condition that half of my earnings were sent to him. Other- some talent in me. Why, Jasper, how strangely you are looking!” “Tell me—tell me,” I cried, “who is this woman?" “You to know that, for you were fn the bon with her Suring most of the first night of ‘Hrancesca.’" A horrible, paralyzing dread had sclzed me * “Her name, and hist Quick—tell me, for God's sake!" “Colliver. He ts catied Gimon Colliver, ood. “Yes, “Why, what is thie?" she cried. ‘tHe thas « piece exactly itke this—the fellow to lt; I remember seeing it when I was quite small, Oh, speak! What new “Il am myste: “Yes, Claire,” I sald as I her and put my arm about truth, as I stand her id; and more, of this n Janet Railton! was my father!"" (To Be Continued.) e sake oO} Simon Coll! same accursed token, murdered my fathe: “Your father!” She shook off my arm and stood fac- ing me there by look of utter ho. what new trouble ts this?" Colliver is here in London—or was but a week ago.” “Here’ wis je threatened A ae oa un hi no rest. What coul lo was | dered ‘ the only way to save ourselves, Well, | Murdered, Ts me Loveday! 83 not I promised to go upon the stage, for fate land spread out hur OK iA this woman fancied @he discovered support. ‘Tel me”— ver, ‘Tom's grave with a ror that froze my ‘father; on stay, I am wrong. Thotgh Golliver prombted, his was oe the hund that did the deed. That he 1? left to a wrotch whom he after- But, Jasper, whet !s &? What'’— T took the chain and Golden Clasp and | Raliton Y fimselt—one Rallton—John handed them to Claire without speech. “What?"* “Wiy, Claire, Claire! What is it? art John Railton Don’t Poison PAREGORIO or laudanum to make it sleep. Baby. Fos YEARS AGO almost every mother thought her child must have FROM 1H THERE num and morphine, each of which isa are prohibited from Leeming to anybody without labelling them “poison.” is: ‘‘A medicine which relieves pain and ous doses produces ep soma, convulsions smell of medicines containing opium are di of “Drops,” ‘iGopdiale” + Boot ing medicine to ven to your ol of what it is com; OASTORIA DOES CONTAIN NAR of Chas. H. Fletcher. Genuine Castoria always bears the signature of THE MOST DELIGHTFUL GIFT fe: t JAMMES’ EXQUISITE VIOLET. | ee Natural, Violeta, and Gertect and lasting scent of fresh mn sale at il department stores, Gruainte everywhere. or, airect. from | 495 STH AV., NEAR 42D Sr, | AND 3ITH ST., WEST, NEAR 5TH AV. sleep, and a FEW DROPS TOO MAN Cl IS NO WAKING. 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EBL Sl ae 2 S19, Maus Wad. & sot, ‘ EST END civinding PRANK DAN(ELS | bIROVOLS OG; IEF HITE SAVES| &ls-e MO Pred bal Nee, Meee eee OTH LLG | BAS EGRA MALI M Bee S18. Mat Xmaaday & Hae 2 HENRY IRVIN Fay Templeton |OUR NEW. MINISTER, | te fei sini icy! | Se SN In ve epee EXTRA MATINEE CHRISTMAS. BORER See ee eet tae SUNDAY WORLD WANTS WORKS? ‘ SCHOOL, it. Biwa OM FRITZI SCHEFF mit any Skages Free. | the hamfatters go to work.” But Prof, Josh M. A. Long is for reform. He denies the scurrilous statements, made by his enemies, that he is bladkmailing the amusement industries and all the comic-opera factories in the country by releasing the old jokes for pelf. Of course, if friends who are securing re- lease of weary old wheezes from tho Old Jokes’ Home choose to pay tne ubual fees, donate something (all checks made payable to Prof. Josh M. A. Long) to the 8. P. C. H., bestow a gratuity upon Miss Mushandmilk, matron, and tip the other attendants, we cannot chide them for their courtesy, But Prof. Josh M. A. Long denies that the taint of graft mars his spleadid philanthropy. The world cannot get along without the old jokes, is our opinion. But, after all, it's up to you, Shall we Put In or Take Out? Vote as your conscience distates, but under no circumstances uphold the treacherous Lemonosky and his cat's-paw, Jerry Sullivan. Our astounding offer to give sixteen useful household articles, a perfect set, all new, of bright and shining metal, to the person seuding us in the oldest joke this week has astonished every one that knows us, But they are not nearly as astonished as they will be when the prize 1s made known. Remember, you can diatribute fifteen of these useful metal household articles among your friends for Christmas and keep one for yourself; They are all of equal value, and people have been in positions where they would give a’ large amount of money for such @ set. The set includes a never-failing fish- hook, an ingtrument to remove splinters, &c. clothes holder, a garment fast« aker's handy assistant, @ toothpick, a photograph holder, and other purposes too numerous to mention, are stuck on them, thousan , are stuck on them! thousan | THEATRE, Broadway LAST TWO WEEKS. MATIN: Maude Adams EXTRA MATINEE NEW 40th St, THEERETES SISTER OF 4 Ai YEAR'S NEW LYCEUM: 8: Wm, Gillette » ™ Aerald Square etereNa ia OBE. DAY. ew Year's,2. B ADMIRABLE | CRICHTON, fway & 85th at. Xmas&Sat.2.10, The Girl from Kay's 34% g28Nanp MAXINE EL CRITERION ERAT S,Peay, WM. FAVERSHAM WHITEWASHING JULIA GARDEN THEATRE, 7th et, &@ Mid. a WAM, THREE LITTLE AIDS HUDSON ESATPE Ay neat Marie Tempest and Co.. including MR. 4 faudeville ZHEATRE. 44 a 15. Mat Wed, Xma LOTT) HER OWN 2.15. LORD AND. LADY ALGY, CHARLOTTE WIEHE ‘Pieh: WEBER FIELDS? ARE | SORE Wit00p-Dee-000 yy, 824 seg ‘TRA MAT, CHRIS TMAS DAY. IRCL are | Ned Wa a's Mimstie! Cole & Johnson, Jos, ler & othi Matinee To-da y = “THE DEWEY joi Riss wivows S 4th St THEATRE oo at M ANIGKERBOGKER i sat ta X * InMAN =| NAPOLEGN ANNAHELL H | ROB use, and all members of the 8. P. C. at ; should endeavaf}to win this handsome - set of Sixteen Useful Household Arti- cles, made of metal. -~ Send tn your old jokes, we renovate and make them over, and try to this surprising prize. a ony A Letter from Lew Doeksta Prof. Josh M. A. Long: sor Hold the fort, far I am coming! © wilt be at the Vio‘orfa Theatre Jan. 4, it you afe a friend of mine You will het let a single joke out of the Old Jokes® Home until I look them over. I need bunch In my business, and It is no to have any but the old ones. When ag old Joke comes habbiing out on the ed and {s handed over the footligi.s, the aid of the orchestra, the people plaud, for they know it is a joke. rah for the old jokes at home, oad { LEW DOOKSKTADER.. f Prise. 4 i he Judge—(To Burglar) What is yur trade? ae Prisoner—I am a locksmith. __ pollce entered? 6 Judge—What were you doing A Prisoner—Making a bolt {or,the 499%, For the Sixteen Metal P:ison Chaplain—Remember, ; 3 want do not @ prison make por bar#la cage." Mike the Bite—Well hypnotized, then, that’ pities A schoolboy entered a gre and said: “Take this order, ten of sugar at six conts, eleven at 30 cents. How much fs ft “That will be just $5," said whe eae “Are you sure?” “Bure, I'm sure.’ “Thanks,” said the boy, arithmetic lesson for to- “CHICOP, care of sore After set df Sixte Boss—Did you take any’ the cash register last night?~ Rartender—Yes; ‘I took my car, home. . Boss—Where do you lve; Bai at elsco? wen we tatty: “These boys are siste ua mean brovhers’ “ 0, they're my sister's boys *0al ot So Panhandler—Can you help me. pele? You can see I've lost allem, | "2 fs Grouchy—Well, “I didn't find le" wWiiy © don’t you adven.ise for it? 1)! att fo A man was mad bocausé the” Rot mixed up at his motherst. funeral. “I knew the day wouldn’ without some unpleasant in: he, HARRY Inventor of “Whisketings™ ROY L. MCARDBILLyy . is i254 St {Scions Bards, “Sb Sih Ay “ALA SAMA* Bie Stock Cast. Continuous Vaude oath Gh sated Ma.” 3 : '. Inte. Mon. . IAL ‘TINI “MONTE CRISTO?” RESER' on . prices Pas Ail tioasen a Veek—(septs ready), Bi ERT EMMET. 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