The evening world. Newspaper, November 26, 1903, Page 8

" y THE » EVENING » WORLDS » HOME # MAGAZINE » © 00646000 00406000000206 0O99O82O0O00040-4 94000000009004 The & i LITTLE. DiXl€---The Coon Kid Tries to> dl ‘us 7 , } = 9 ay .ine Lurke se fF Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to «| $ y © Park Row, New York. Bntered at the Post-Office \¢ | 4 feed. 7 : at New York’ as\Second- Mail Matter. \¢ sAY! AMNT {I BUT ISE GOTTER Ce $ DAT A BURD DIS AINT NO How | WOLUME 44000000... cee ee NO, 18,496, | i e, HAB GOBBLAH 4 3 j irc vudlaeehhe endian et aha aa RS = 3 Irs ALmos FER DINNAR- SiS Ok UNTHANKLESS; / PUBLIC SCHOOL ATHLETICS. \¢ A CRIME So WATCH DIXIE GIB The day’ after Christmas the schoolboys of Greater| ¢ TER KILL IT TO HIS GOBLET) New York will meet in athletic rivalry at Madison HIS GOBLETS IN DE NECK Square Garden. ‘They will put thershot, competé tn running diatncee|$ © of from 50 yards to a half-mile, jump, and in general, 3 ‘engage in the regular events of a tracksathletic meet-| 2 ing. The contestants wif be the chosen champions of| 3 | the elty’s public schoolg and with a!membership of| 100,000 to recruit from ‘the standard of performance 4 "ought to be high. The meeting should:compare favora-| 7 ee } Bly. tm records’ with those sestablished at sinterscholastic fine thing:about the)games will peithat they will| 2 re rivalry in,sport between the -various public | ¢ gehools which will be of inestimable advantage. \4 Ne ‘An athletic spirit ‘will be encouraged;and an incen- 4 tive gtyen to physical\betterment which’ will inevitably b 2 y thake for a higher manliness among the lads compet- fing. They will be-tojall intents and purposes on an @ven ground with theboys of/the private academies and preparatory sehools. | Athletic sports have a bearingéon @ school's curricu- - Yum the importance of which it 1s well to recognize. m ‘The lopment of local champions will beget an af- antT Th | i . ‘a G 2OOOSOOOLOSOOOD OOS OOF Bs iva csccess ters achest eeieh en- HE nn e Important Mr. Pewee--and His “Evening World” Friends weet but inerease thetr/interest ‘in.it and its/helpfuinem| Chorus Girl’s io a is fa Shoas the Mao r ihe N oe ‘ chomp 5, as Thanksgiving ows the Man igher Up, Little Dixie and Billy Bowwow How He Can Carve a Turkey, movement! to! ich the. has i Drawings by H: A McGill, E. F. li Brown shows an enlightened educational : policy. Oh, What Joy! & . . Flinn and Ferd G. Long. THE TURKEY. By Roy McC. Aisin ‘Though the ThanksgtvingDay bindsis a native Amer- wy Roya ae Cardell: ae ae FOR THE MINCE PIE y fean product, New England's epecial: claim on tt is only Kbit dicen anirpeilibond j HIGHER-UP. SOR IAN: STOPS Why V. , that of Lose a Spanish found it in Mexico and Mchtger mre Cast et Hah 4 HOW'S THE OP. A CAR! 1y Various ’ + * took ft back as a sample of the-novel things dis- CC]'VD got the blues to-day,” said the CIGAR MAN 2 Got. * es cine Gothamites | eovered in the new world. Pecan ptberegpiogrd hae aa) em- ; if é It is a fact of odd interest{that:the turkey was known| ot sympathy. ‘You know beng ii 3 Give Thanks, . fm England, as a result of!this importation, nearly a Christmases, Thankagivings end holl- 2 ‘ century before the landing|of the Pilgrims on Plymouth ‘ $ - 173 SEE.” sald the Cigar i Oia “that a man up Sek. te was called the \Inian bind, or the Turkey | tone, and { mow Wf 1 was in Atvoons| & $ in Rhode Island has bent the President © © bird, because of the popular, belief that the country dis-| I would be picking A pelo tte T SECONDS Di $ thirty-pound turkey for Thanksaiving.” covered by Columbus was\a part of India, On the wishing I was back in New York. MOSHUM FER $ ; Sure,” remarked the Man Higher Up French bill of fare it is stilitso called. Now, t' home, mamma and the hired Pir. PEERVEE TO & | “Those that have got itget it. Hereis the President get- But ‘it is to New Englamd that the bird owes ite Luin tipeiie popliy am meet ting a free turkey for Thanksgiving when he don't ea& = our B ~ prominence among edible fowl. The same race that de-| relations to that we din’t ilke—them tupjey unless it is wild and shot by himself. While he veloped the wild grape into the luscious Concord do- rioher than us, who won't go on papa’e © | is‘emelling the turkey on the White House table and - elioned it be th note, and them poorer than us, that ber- 2 watching the Nght-glimmer in the cut-glass wine-bowls mesticated the turkey and fed and 6 to ©] rows from us and don't enyeht th 4 % glory tt la. There are palates that prefer| but n't pay enything é ore are many thousands in New York sitting down te the wild turkey of the woods,,but for the less fastidious} “Mamma makes a few remarks to a Thanksgiving dinner of corned beef and cabbage with the tamed turkey of captivitysanswers all gastronomfeal | nm '¢ Tm about How much detter Aunt a can of beer on the side. a i ; pe set a table than she can, which “This Thanksgiving thing don’t get across the foate F tae i att from New Bng}and that the best turkeys gletesesy Acces teeny asi oY Seattle 3 lights to me, For every one that has an opportunity te . is Bee rac cat eikct nro ralsed in ihode Island polelonee are tariaaet aap ees Py iy » | offer up thanks there are ten with a license to knock, come, ani + | and nak ecanhal when See ? |The good things of life go with a copper on them. Of From that State, by custom fimmemorial, comes the| and my Uncle Billy got married escretly, ® | course everybody in New York ought to be thankful that White-Honse turkey, proudest of his.brood. A canvas- and everybody knew about it. they live ‘hi hi sd aus Aine Ioen! ph at Aw eothons $ : ey live ‘here and haven't been run over by an automo back duck that figures on an, Aas menu might dispute} says to ner cl ongy sea pani thaonslbarle <i Ss {, | bile or @ trolley car or ‘had knockout drops palmed onto social honers with aes side tesla sats ii muss che pene ae Bcisarver ste 2] them, but I don’t know of many who can produce f cor- in turkeys, that whicl je Executive e nation ype “en e Sarat fos viotl 3 ® “ tifteate entitling them to sing songs of thankfulness for carves may properly claim full precedence. things. them ; THE Evenina FUDGE __]§ Now FRIENDS anything else except the lenders of Tammany Hall. It is still-from New England, also, trom the bogs of] “Then the other company oomes and OYSTER DEVOURE! KE YOUR $ “Unless Mayor Low feels thankful for being stung sandy Cape Cod, that the ‘best cranberefes come. The) setm around tearing down reputations, py © FAMILY WHO THEN ATE aes AND! nN woukd LOOK FUNNY": ’ 2] his turkey must taste as though somebody had Jathered ~ <oranherry is an immigrant berry; Burope knew it long or at the women do, for papa takes E v f % |it. Lewis Nixon must feel thankful when he is carving ceo. But it was left for the Puritan envtronment, the| over to the Dutchman's for a ni, for WHOLE TURKEY! HON TRtey ON WITH 40 LEGS: nis turkey that Schwab left him hts clothes. I suppose : colonial! atmosphere, to reveal to the full its tart claims. | mamma don't altew no tquor in the SCIENTIFIC 2 | Senator Platt ts thankful because Gov. Odell has handed < noone, hesrgmt Cousin Debby, who ts PRINCIPALS, | z him a sidewipe that made his whiskers quiver like the ss an oid maid mith @ lot of money and | legs of a centipede. cf A CITY MAN'S OLD HOME. a W. GT, U,, te there, Cousin Debby, o| . f ‘A banquet of @ novel sort at which a United States fegoery thinies, will remember me in “Theatrical managers are probeoly thankful because i Benator will preside and the guests at which will con- perp dat Speepeperad eee ‘has all been going out and nothing coming in and & a gtitute a large representation of the town's residents| don't paragerll vice Jog oe couple of thousand starving actors and actorines are of | 4m soon to be given at Athens, O. The host will be a “Then at Gnner everybody's cross, and bee up thanks because the weather was good while “wlilionalre, George Beaton, who left the town @ poor the turkey ie tough or it isn't cooked ey were walking back to New York. We are all r enaugh, and the children get to fighting, thankful for cold street and came to New York to make q cars, torn up streets and sme! ——_ aR pla reget eget trom the aubriay. z 4 ae aatinsot which prompts the off act of howpt-| Peitioal frtends, and thelr wives get 21 “T ought to be thankful for an invitation to go’ out tality ts less rare than the unique expression of it. It Pesemare foe yitegag Hort in the country and eat Thankegiying dinner, but Tam ‘ | agueata the reflection that if the example were to bol omet, and the hired gi dreses end bapa crag 1d pel erent soaaiaibade bara pe followed by every city millionaire who was once al goes eway mithout aredting the lanes wend Geral, installmenting on a villa steered me poor the number of village dining tables groaning n't come beck for two days, 7 : with pad ‘viends would be large. 3d 8 ee Sans are oe peas ovis “When we got off the train we went into the village Beatou's puccem in New York is typical. A jist of] Billy loses hia job at. the freight depo saloon where come natives were shaking dive’ They the city’s “who's who” in finance would show among end Aunt Him says the radiroad det ae a sited and when he got to the villa my ~ tives geen him in a saloon where papa end’a wife met us at the door with a hatchet in her he great captains of imdustry a preponderance of in her, eountry boys. Tt ts from farm or village that the Sages ae ee ee hand and tears tn her eyes. ‘After eating a cold dinner and Gohwabs and Gonlds largely come. The country| “Here in New York it's just as oad. we sat around until some of the neighbors came im town furnishes the Rockefellers and Morgans. Loute Zinehetmer renigs on tie promise They had heapd that there was a good thing in towa to tae us all out to dinner, and Mamma and organized 9 little poker game. Me {rimmed again, , ~~ ‘Theoretically, an‘ especially according to the sentl-} De Branscombe hasn't got anything in One woman held a ot mental ballad maker of the Will Carleton ktnd, the] the house byt some second-hand delloa- i an up a deuce ef diamonds and an ace of ‘militonaire’s heart harks back !n moments of sadness tessen, and so we go out for a walk, Ba a aptamer coe What could I say? — Be tec cla farm house, the Grohard or buckloterey @eld| pave te buy our ome Glanes and f Gan SOME BODY EV Pl cisatise sar. Tease iheloe ede MN a ted Ma AS) aad ol oaken bucket pt childhood, ‘The “old home| the Dé Branswombea ought to pay for | % S A TURKEY ee ee ee ca necaly SoeaES Tt was,a buffet week,” with special round-trip rates instituted in New] mine, because I pay my boart to them, Rb! ° canned beans and Hampshire some years ago, and since grown Into great and Mamma De Branscombe, who hates TO WIMSELF soda crackers. It was raining, and the engine bummed ¢ Q to spend anything except on herself, Tike HE ® |soft coal and the heat was on the bum, but I was happy. popularity, has {ts basis in this sentiment. From {t) steers us to @ lovely place she knows on IWAKES UP, ( ®|1 didn’t see, smell or hear of turkey all day.” many 2 Village lbrary and public hall has originated. | ighth avenue where they serve a turs| } "he we $ “I'm not feeling very thankful myself,” ‘announced is the dinner party dea it finds {ts most novel ex-| 0° egeall baal S serie ce teal 2 MISTAH $ the Ciggr\Store Man, “My business has fallen off 20:per~ Pression. put on the plate with @ camel’shair]| % Y 1 ® | cent” - \ ee = eS Cold potato, & twig of itty 3 Nu WA PEEVEE: | “But think of the thankfulness of the men who have NEW WORDS. vee mie hee Aine aaasiar 4 a quit buying your cigars,” admonished the Man Higher ‘The automobile continues to furnish us with new Rah re WORT JOARK inal Tene f Up. ° words, mostly importations from France. notitied by the Janitor if ever locked | ¢ ear It firet gave us “chauffeur,” and next “tonneau.” the that ‘howling dog of Amy's up alone tn ® Abo t Bo t . . Ruse ha the flat again we'd be disposseesed b; > u gota. Mic ideafenating tho barrelshaped rear seating at-|tre merger Heh, Bogota is about the size of Allegheny. Tho atreo(s are , ‘rangement. Our old word tun as @ measure for wine} “And we are all too miserable to fus: narrow and paved with boulders, through the centre of which ‘has the same derivation, And now It gives “gerage,"} With each other even, and we sit around surface sewers run. American cars are ithe means of street Mer erch to caver a depot of automobile supplies and| i the pastor with our ahawis on waiting transportation, yet only about @ score of Americans make ombined storehouse. for somebody to call tha cut up, the clty thelr home. Soldiers instead of civil police are the . \ ‘ re all poevish and t each guardiand of the law. . The automobile is also doing much to enlarge our the flat Is cold. pied This grewsome prephecy of the fate of the city ts from the odiUlary By the addition of new meanings to old] West afraid to complain to the Jan- | pen of Alexander von Humboldt, the great geologist: ale Me . -: ‘ 3) | itor because he don't send up more “Bogota stands upon tts own grave. Some day this. ci wonds Be Ware 3 s Be in point. “Com-| steam, because Mamma De Brans- wniil bo engulfed in one of the earthquakes to which aoeeee new signification, and “explo-| combe's behind in the rent, and the oxtent of the Andes {s subject.” % ' aaa “spark plugs,” “carburetters,” dee,, ada] owner iota back up the janitor if he prwenec j ‘ ies: i neulted us, and Mamma De Brans i ET Ya these and other like a€ditious to the Innguage| macro. put tne and she wants to. werk Monday Suicide. Ted /actgtney! of new: térsha of expreasl a aye in, @nd she wants to work It 49 stated that there mre more suicides Monday than any “ge eae s eH P jon fe SH sallbeg UAE Se EAR, a) - ti other day, but no attempt Is made to give a reason for thie j eit Sies a fieibies ons that keep the Jan: alag ebeaedai hel ey eye ONG and g * Pas Somebody | eee’ that Monday is usually wash ; lextbie. onto the : i Ff i u i 3 , and dt ghould ve added that « dolled dinner usually goes r, “mirike brings out the term ‘“‘shop-steward" and ites erate th the dark r, $10 will Be Awarded for the Best “Evening Fudge” Headline Sent This Week to “Mr Peewee Urb iad lberer balmy Firm fet heay ona heeNiesiaral\ public. samili - 3 ark and shiver, and $80 wal Ky ee » id rope, and ‘the clothespin nasal asphyxiation. There are blué i al public. familiar with {t, as with} Amy starts to cry avout some old love| PERVETL GLB LDH.DPOH HOS GHD IS PHI HOLGHHHOHI GS OHOTOOVOY 94999 $O0995$089$OS999FOL 09 OOOO $9296 09OOOOO OOD Mondays, too, and it may be possible that the suicides have ‘ aa hip emt i A seer Com ORAV Tents curm stam ncaru nextogeh a FAM Fg aaa Aa FS ES EA EEE as — me SB thetr own peculiar idens about, starting che week right \' | 7 8 to “conversion syndicate" and| Sop I» called In to fan him. 1 Geo way ervey Teey eer NO SEAVER: CORE UIB:. lel Boo! : in to fan him, Then we rele Ferwosor~Geores, what “atic: White-What 1g the matter with! “But you lonow,” persisted the wife) Mrs. les iota sabe ale go? Mrs. Dangerous Ik. ? ¢ouch ond hts serenon Shi eee er) Plunger's head? who was trying to work her husband] Benut! has nog put on mourning for her os vil 5 RE en nee ig| Green—Yesterday was his wooden | fOr % now guint. Sent Wromnen, ace) husband. bina, arto eam iitl ee ancien honieats wan sevented toe laves to ¢ashmion." Mr. Pretty—I w ‘ or that question fort ;n* | mating and he gave his wie a rolina | "sue, my deus” relied she hearts] hadband te ener ae eae: ‘n gomeemton of & book on algebra, TheJustice of the you ve| pin for a present and when he returhed | jess husband, “but I'm not the man to| should not, Peace before whom be was brought acquitted him.on tho posal atingd AS @ bear ever since you| from celebrating the event ahe returned | give up Yor the purpose of en:|. \ire, Protty—The brute! I charge of: ‘made against him by the police, but from ehurch.—St. ‘Letis| ihe present with @ speech ed boat i Tees’ comt.| kutw bow lovely abe fre cy-ae hod warned ‘Which‘itended to make an An» AeA a 2 2 sasdn’s Rates